1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:01,160 Speaker 1: Playball. 2 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:06,960 Speaker 2: It's our number three, our number three, and after another 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:12,559 Speaker 2: pathetic weekend of baseball, our Yankees manager Aaron Boone and 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:18,040 Speaker 2: GM Brian Cashman finally on the hot seat in the Bronx. 5 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: We'll talk about that. 6 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 2: Should Hall of Famer Mariano Rivera's achilles injury put an 7 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 2: end to the Yankees old timers' day, some are saying 8 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:27,480 Speaker 2: they must. 9 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:28,800 Speaker 1: End the game. It's not safe. 10 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 2: Giants started justin Verlander. He's forty two, having a miserable season. 11 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:38,000 Speaker 2: You would like to continue pitching, he said in twenty 12 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 2: twenty six, and you explain why he wants to keep playing. 13 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:44,400 Speaker 2: We'll talk about all that and more right now here. 14 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 2: It is our number three. The Bronx Bummers, not bombers. Bummers. 15 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 2: Welcome in the beginning of another hour of The Ben 16 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:07,000 Speaker 2: Man Show. 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Go 32 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 2: to Express pros Dot come and we are back at it. 33 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 2: The baseball scene here the dog Days the baseball season, 34 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,639 Speaker 2: the month of August and that period after the All 35 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:15,919 Speaker 2: Star Game, and the dog Days typically end around September first, right, 36 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,680 Speaker 2: that's the home stretch for the playoffs and positioning. 37 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,760 Speaker 1: Try to get yourself ready for October. 38 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 2: Baseball and the two New York baseball teams both have 39 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:29,119 Speaker 2: something in common. One of them sucks, the other one blows. 40 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 2: So that's New York baseball right now. The Mets are 41 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 2: just awesomely bad, just awesomely bad. The team that I 42 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,560 Speaker 2: want to talk with you about, though, is not the Mets. 43 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:43,840 Speaker 2: It's the New York Yankees, who played like the Bad 44 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:45,959 Speaker 2: News Bears in the World Series last year. When the 45 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 2: great Bonehead plays by Aaron Judge in centerfield, then Garrett 46 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 2: Cole failing to cover first base, and that fifth inning 47 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:56,720 Speaker 2: meltdown against the Dodgers and the World Series one of 48 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 2: the great eightings I've ever watched as a baseball fan. Well, 49 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,239 Speaker 2: the Yankees got off to a pretty good start this year, 50 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 2: but you have to play the whole season and things 51 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 2: are not going well. So are lead This hour is 52 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 2: from the Bronx Zoo, where the Yankees' patrons are not 53 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 2: handling the downfall of the Marty New York Yankees. They 54 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:19,920 Speaker 2: were not impressed with a seven to one loss to 55 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 2: the cheating a one one thousand and two one thousand 56 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:27,959 Speaker 2: holes on Sunday. Now, if you didn't see the reaction, 57 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 2: maybe you missed it. 58 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: What you were doing. 59 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 2: It's summer, you're out and joining life, living your life. 60 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 2: So the natives are restless in the Bronx, they're not happy. 61 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 2: Fans were spotted wearing paper bags over their heads, calling 62 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 2: out Yankee manager Aaron Boone, who loves to coddle his 63 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 2: Yankee players. He coddled them like little babies. 64 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: Now this was during the loss. 65 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,840 Speaker 2: Now New York has now lost seven of their Last night, 66 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 2: I didn't play in the major leagues. I think that's 67 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:03,160 Speaker 2: bad being too critical. I think that's about seven of nine. 68 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 2: They currently sit at number three, number three, number three 69 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 2: in the American League East standings, and they are six 70 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:15,360 Speaker 2: and a half games. 71 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,440 Speaker 1: Behind all cana. 72 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:22,200 Speaker 2: The Toronto Blue Jays, who beat the Dodgers on Sunday 73 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,679 Speaker 2: to avoid the sweep, and their overall record. The Yankees 74 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 2: find themselves at just six games over five hundred, and 75 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:34,240 Speaker 2: they led the division at the beginning of July. The 76 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:37,240 Speaker 2: Bronx Bombers have a mere half game lead, just a 77 00:04:37,279 --> 00:04:40,760 Speaker 2: half game lead over a team named after a bridge, 78 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 2: a team named after a bleeping bridge, the Cleveland baseball 79 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:50,560 Speaker 2: team for the final American League wild card spot. So 80 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 2: let us discuss the question for the esteem panel. Our 81 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:03,960 Speaker 2: Yankees manager Aaron Boone, JM. Brian Cashman finally on the 82 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:08,440 Speaker 2: hot seat. Are they finally feeling the heat in the Bronx. 83 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:15,000 Speaker 2: So I've got Madagascar, bubble wrap, and astrology chart, and 84 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 2: we will combine all of these things together. We're gonna 85 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:22,360 Speaker 2: make a dirty water Dog because the Yankees have been 86 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,680 Speaker 2: playing like. 87 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: Yes, dirty water dogs is what they've been playing like. 88 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 2: So my first thought here, hot seat you're talking about, 89 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,120 Speaker 2: how what's a hot seat? 90 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 1: What are you talking about? 91 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 3: Uh? 92 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, And I'm gonna win power Ball on Tuesday. 93 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 2: I don't even play power Ball on Tuesday, but I'm 94 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,520 Speaker 2: gonna win, just like Aaron Boone and Brian Cashman are 95 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:48,719 Speaker 2: on the hot seat. Now, I would have fired both 96 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 2: these guys years ago, both of them. I got no 97 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,480 Speaker 2: skin in the game when it comes to the Yankees, 98 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:55,919 Speaker 2: but I would have gotten into both these guys. 99 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:59,000 Speaker 1: Brian Cashman has been there since nineteen ninety eight. 100 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 2: The yank Kees haven't consistently been good in about fifteen years, 101 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 2: at least at least fifteen years, but he's been there 102 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 2: twenty seven years, kept the job. But I've been at 103 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 2: Fox Sports Radio for a long time. My entire time here, 104 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 2: Brian Cashman has been the GM of the Ages. Now 105 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 2: Boone is going on his eighth year. This is his 106 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 2: eight season as manager of the New York Yankees. Wild 107 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 2: these guys are about as safe at this point as 108 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:32,160 Speaker 2: the pope. Now you know how you no longer are 109 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,920 Speaker 2: the pope. That's the way you lose the pope job. 110 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:39,359 Speaker 2: And well, these guys are saying the reason after a 111 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:43,280 Speaker 2: minutes long Mallard deliberation that I don't buy the noise 112 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,839 Speaker 2: about Aaron Boom being on the hot seat in Brian Cashman. 113 00:06:46,440 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 2: Hal Steinbrenner is not hardwired to give a rats ass. 114 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:56,159 Speaker 2: He just doesn't care. He does not care. If he cared, 115 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:00,960 Speaker 2: he would have made changes years ago. I see no evidence, 116 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:05,960 Speaker 2: no evidence that changes are coming. He's just not the 117 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:08,159 Speaker 2: old man. He's not George. 118 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 1: He's how And in this case, the apple does fall far. 119 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 2: From the mansion and the tree in the backyard of 120 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 2: the mansion. Hal Steinbrenner is the He's the quiet caretaker. 121 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,120 Speaker 2: That's what he is, right, He's the quiet Caretaker's old 122 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 2: family money. We always talk about this. It's the Great Gatsby. 123 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 2: You've got old family money and new family money. When 124 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:36,960 Speaker 2: it's new money, you go for it. You're motivated, you're passionate. 125 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: New money. 126 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 2: Old money, lazy, lazy, trust fund baby money, trust fund 127 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:43,400 Speaker 2: baby money. 128 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: That's the Yankees, right. 129 00:07:45,760 --> 00:07:49,520 Speaker 2: He's more interested in profit margins with the Yankees than Penance. 130 00:07:49,840 --> 00:07:52,640 Speaker 2: And it's an idiot proof business. When you own the 131 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 2: New York Yankees, it just is. And the fans wearing 132 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:59,360 Speaker 2: the paper bag on the head, well, it makes for 133 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:03,360 Speaker 2: a good vibe photo on the socials and it's kind 134 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 2: of cute and all that. There is something that is 135 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 2: much more, much more powerful, and that would be an 136 00:08:10,600 --> 00:08:15,760 Speaker 2: empty Yankee stadium on a Sunday afternoon. That is apathy 137 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 2: with a capital A. Apathy with a capital A is 138 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:20,720 Speaker 2: what that is. 139 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:25,880 Speaker 1: Right. The paper bag is a sign. It's a sign 140 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,960 Speaker 1: that you're engaged, that you still care. 141 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 2: And having been around professional sports for a long time 142 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:36,680 Speaker 2: and talk to executives over the years, every one of 143 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,599 Speaker 2: them that have had this conversation with and there have 144 00:08:38,679 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 2: been more than a handful, have told me the same thing. 145 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,720 Speaker 2: They say they don't care about people calling up radio 146 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,880 Speaker 2: shows and planning, they don't care about mean social media posts. 147 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:51,079 Speaker 2: They don't care about the paperbags because they got you 148 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 2: by the balls. They got you by the balls because 149 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:59,240 Speaker 2: you still care. And the Yankee fans are engaged even 150 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:03,240 Speaker 2: though they're angry, and the Yankees are aware that these 151 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 2: dopes will still show up tomorrow and the next day 152 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,280 Speaker 2: and the day after that, and the Wall Street guys 153 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 2: that buy the Yankee tickets will fill the luxury boxes 154 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,120 Speaker 2: and those seats behind home plate and they'll drink the 155 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:19,000 Speaker 2: twenty dollars Martiniz and they'll talk about hedge funds. 156 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: And all that other crap while. 157 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 2: The Yankees lose. To fill in the blank, whatever team 158 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,760 Speaker 2: they're playing, it's the brand. It's idiot proof. 159 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 1: They are. 160 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:31,720 Speaker 2: I'm telling you, they are the mighty New York Yankees, 161 00:09:31,800 --> 00:09:34,400 Speaker 2: and anyone can do it. People pay for the pinstripes, 162 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,840 Speaker 2: they pay for the tradition. They don't pay for the standings. 163 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:42,160 Speaker 2: They don't. Hal Steinbrenner, he knows this. He didn't do 164 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,880 Speaker 2: anything to make the Yankees successful. He just happened to 165 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 2: inherit the ownership. It's the family business. And he can say, well, 166 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 2: George Steinbrenner didn't do anything to make the Yankees. Well, 167 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:57,880 Speaker 2: I would argue he did, George Steinbrenner. Not like they 168 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:01,600 Speaker 2: won a bunch, but the Yankees they had not won. 169 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:07,240 Speaker 2: The Yankees had a stretch in the eighties where they 170 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 2: went a good amount of time in the early nineties 171 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:12,840 Speaker 2: where it was not a domination situation by any means. 172 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 2: Yet they still move the needle, the Yankees and Housetin Brenner, 173 00:10:18,679 --> 00:10:23,480 Speaker 2: the current owner, he knows he doesn't need to blow 174 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:28,080 Speaker 2: the thing up. And because the printing press is still there. 175 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:30,800 Speaker 2: He's got the money coming in. And Aaron Boone's not 176 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:34,320 Speaker 2: even a real manager. Aaron Boone's a sock puppet. He 177 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:37,439 Speaker 2: lacks the fire in his belly. And all the old 178 00:10:37,559 --> 00:10:40,640 Speaker 2: Yankees all agree that he just coddles the modern player 179 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:43,040 Speaker 2: and he's just a mister softy. 180 00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:43,920 Speaker 1: Aaron Boone. 181 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,080 Speaker 2: He massages them, he tickles their tummy, and he gives 182 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,400 Speaker 2: them a shoulder rub, and he rubs their toes. That's 183 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,120 Speaker 2: Aaron Boone. That's Aaron Boone, his Yankee manager, all right, 184 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:57,440 Speaker 2: that's his public persona. And all these guys who are 185 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:59,880 Speaker 2: trying to cover for Aaron Bon's o, well, privately, he's 186 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,679 Speaker 2: he's a hard ass. He's a you know, chap ass. 187 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,320 Speaker 1: Does anyone believe that. 188 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,880 Speaker 2: I'm sure there are some dumb people that believe that. 189 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:11,319 Speaker 2: I don't believe that Aaron Boone is a mouthpiece. He's 190 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,320 Speaker 2: a middle manager. He's a mouthpiece for Brian Cashman. And 191 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:20,520 Speaker 2: as Goose Gossage said, the army of nerds that follow 192 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:25,040 Speaker 2: Cashman around, and the spreadsheet nerds and the analytical and 193 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 2: the scouting, all those guys, if they tell I am convinced, 194 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,480 Speaker 2: let me tell you how much of a puppet, Aaron 195 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:36,719 Speaker 2: Boone is if Brian Cashman saw some somewhere on the on. 196 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,960 Speaker 1: The dark web that value added. 197 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:44,640 Speaker 2: The Yankees would be better off if their left fielder 198 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 2: was a Madagascar hissing cockroach. Cashman would call down to 199 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:55,160 Speaker 2: the manager's office and Yankee Stadium say hey, Aaron Boone, 200 00:11:55,559 --> 00:12:00,480 Speaker 2: We're gonna we gotta put this Madagascar hissing cockroach in field. 201 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 1: Aaron Boone would say, yes, sir. 202 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 2: He'd hang up the phone, and he changed the Yankee 203 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 2: lineup and by first pitch the left fielder and leadoff 204 00:12:10,520 --> 00:12:14,959 Speaker 2: hitter for your New York Yankees the Madagascar hissing cockroach. 205 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,839 Speaker 1: I'm telling you. 206 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,760 Speaker 2: Nothing is going to change, not fans with paper bags 207 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,800 Speaker 2: on their head. I just I will believe it when 208 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,640 Speaker 2: it happens, because I don't believe it. I've sat here 209 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 2: just like Mike Tomlin. He's fired, Mike Thomas fired, Brian Cashman. 210 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 2: Nothing changes, nothing changes. And the reason why again to 211 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:41,720 Speaker 2: double down. These are not your daddy's Yankees. 212 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 1: And the sooner the. 213 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,480 Speaker 2: Fans figure that out, the better. Now they're not firing 214 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:51,640 Speaker 2: anyone until the TV ratings and the attendants plummet free 215 00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:57,160 Speaker 2: fall in free fall spoiler alert. If you look at 216 00:12:57,200 --> 00:13:03,520 Speaker 2: the attendants, the Dodgers are number one, you know who. 217 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:11,560 Speaker 1: Second the Yankees. The Yankees are, that's right, and the 218 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: TV ratings are strong. So status quo, all right. Now. 219 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 2: Secondly, staying in the Bronx over the weekend and amusing moments, 220 00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:23,920 Speaker 2: several of you said, did you see this, sir, aren't 221 00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,040 Speaker 2: you the age of Marion A? 222 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,240 Speaker 1: Very thank you? Yes, I'm now old. 223 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 2: So over the weekend, Hall of Famer Mariano Rivera, the Sandman, 224 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:38,280 Speaker 2: Marion Rivera tore his achilles. He was chasing a fly 225 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,800 Speaker 2: ball at Yankees Old Timers Day. And now, of course, 226 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:47,040 Speaker 2: as expected, people are freaking out. The over reaction crowd. Well, 227 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:49,760 Speaker 2: they've got to end this Old Timers Day. They've got 228 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,920 Speaker 2: to shut the thing down. It's just not safe. You 229 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:57,280 Speaker 2: can't have these guys getting heard out there, the old 230 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 2: timers at Yankee Stadium. All right, So question should should 231 00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:09,360 Speaker 2: Mariano Rivera's injury put an end to the Yankees Old 232 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:14,760 Speaker 2: Timers Day? So I have two letters. I have an 233 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,200 Speaker 2: end and I have an O. You put them together 234 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:20,160 Speaker 2: and now, absolutely not. 235 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,360 Speaker 1: This is one of the. 236 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:25,920 Speaker 2: Great traditions in baseball, and you bring back the legends. 237 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:31,120 Speaker 1: You celebrate that, and we all understand it. You're never gonna. 238 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:37,440 Speaker 2: Get nineteen ninety nine, two thousand, Mariano Rivera. He's in 239 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,880 Speaker 2: his fifties. Now, you're not gonna get that guy. And 240 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,880 Speaker 2: we all understand that professional sports are played by young people. 241 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,800 Speaker 2: People in their twenties and thirties are played are players 242 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 2: in sports because you're in your peak physical condition when 243 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,560 Speaker 2: you're in your twenties and your thirties, and when you're older, 244 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,640 Speaker 2: the body is more fragile and it's more likely to 245 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:02,440 Speaker 2: have snap crackle, pop goes the kill these rice crispies. 246 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: It just is now. 247 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 2: Regardless of that, regardless of it, you cannot live your 248 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:13,040 Speaker 2: life wrapped in bubble wrap. You cannot do it now. 249 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,160 Speaker 2: There are people that do it. There are people that 250 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,200 Speaker 2: do it. You should not do it right, You should 251 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,280 Speaker 2: not do it. Otherwise you're just in the fetal position 252 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 2: the whole time, and you're on your couch and you're 253 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 2: sucking your thumb like the boy in the bubble All. 254 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:32,520 Speaker 1: Right, come on, spoiler alert. Life has dangers. 255 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 2: There are real dangers when you leave your house, there 256 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:38,520 Speaker 2: are real dangers you cross the street. You can get 257 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 2: absolutely smoked by a bus, right absolutely, there could be 258 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:47,479 Speaker 2: You could be at the grocery store and an asteroid 259 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:51,600 Speaker 2: from deep space comes crashing through. Do you see that 260 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 2: video over the weekend of somebody's house asteroid came down. Yeah, 261 00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:00,480 Speaker 2: in Georgia. Pretty pretty wild. See, you can't approach life 262 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,120 Speaker 2: that way. 263 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,520 Speaker 1: You can't. You can't play scared. You can't be scared. 264 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 1: You lose the whole point of it. 265 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,360 Speaker 2: In this case, we're talking about adopey Old Timers Day 266 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,000 Speaker 2: and all that, and these guys are competitors and they 267 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,280 Speaker 2: want to go out there and perform, and we talk 268 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:19,200 Speaker 2: about the glory days and all that stuff. Now, much 269 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:23,000 Speaker 2: like the Yankees we talked about. The only way they'll 270 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 2: be changed is if the attendance goes down and the 271 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:29,280 Speaker 2: TV ratings go down. Now, for Old Timers Day, the 272 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,360 Speaker 2: only way this goes away is if the Pinstripers cannot 273 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,560 Speaker 2: get it insured. If they can't get insurance, now, the 274 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:39,560 Speaker 2: Yankees will be able to get insurance because they're the Yankees, Right, 275 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:45,080 Speaker 2: the Pinstripers could ensure Billy Martin, the ghost of Billy 276 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:48,360 Speaker 2: Martin would get insurance because they're the Yankees, and so 277 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,360 Speaker 2: they'll keep it going. Injuries be damned, injuries be damned. 278 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 2: It'll never be safe enough for that crowd, you know 279 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,760 Speaker 2: who those people are, never be safe enough. And frankly, 280 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,400 Speaker 2: that's kind of part of the fun. It's like, which 281 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,680 Speaker 2: old timer guy's gonna get hurt? Will it be a 282 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,040 Speaker 2: pop Achilles? Will it be an acl injury? 283 00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:08,159 Speaker 1: What is it going to be? Who knows? It's a 284 00:17:08,160 --> 00:17:09,200 Speaker 1: grab bag? All right now? 285 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:13,560 Speaker 2: A final thought to San Francisco. I'm old enough to 286 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,359 Speaker 2: rememb when the Giants got off to a good start. Also, 287 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:21,119 Speaker 2: the Higantes are a three letter word ba D That 288 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:25,080 Speaker 2: is the Giants here now. Justin Verlander, one of the 289 00:17:25,119 --> 00:17:29,200 Speaker 2: off season editions. His twentieth big league season has been 290 00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 2: a clunker with a capital C, A clunker. 291 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 1: Now. 292 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:39,480 Speaker 2: Verlander has an ERA of four point five to three 293 00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,359 Speaker 2: this year. He's pitched a little bit less than a 294 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,680 Speaker 2: one hundred innings for the Higantes and he got smashed 295 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,480 Speaker 2: by the last place Washington Nationals. 296 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,720 Speaker 1: I guess that natitude did him in there on Sunday. 297 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:58,680 Speaker 2: So this follows an ERA of five and a half 298 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:03,200 Speaker 2: for the cheating Ahhstros in an injury plague season in 299 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. So despite currently floating on the Tijuana River. 300 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 1: Now that is the river that is filled with raw sewage. 301 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,399 Speaker 2: It's one of the reasons when the beach is the 302 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,000 Speaker 2: last beach in San Diego. 303 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: I believe it's called Imperial Beach. 304 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:24,760 Speaker 2: You cannot swim there because the Tijuana River from Baja California, 305 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:29,360 Speaker 2: it just flows out raw sewage, raw poop, right into 306 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:33,160 Speaker 2: the ocean right there in San Diego. That's essentially Justin Verlander. 307 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:38,639 Speaker 2: That's essentially Justin Verlander at this particular point. So he 308 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:43,200 Speaker 2: wants to return in twenty twenty six. So that's the question. 309 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,040 Speaker 2: That's a jumping off point, giants starter. Justin Verlander. He's 310 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:50,600 Speaker 2: forty two, he's having a miserable season, and he would 311 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:53,520 Speaker 2: like to continue pitching in twenty twenty six. Can you 312 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:59,560 Speaker 2: explain why? So yes, I can't explain why. And I'd 313 00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 2: like to Chane handle the astrology insider Andrea from Berkeley. 314 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 2: Here the astrology chart in cleats. It is a prime number, 315 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:15,199 Speaker 2: the number thirty seven. That is why Verlander is thirty 316 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 2: seven wins away from the mystical, magical three hundred win plateau. 317 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,520 Speaker 2: And it's like that round number disease. We talk about 318 00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:29,280 Speaker 2: that round number disease for pitchers. Guys will hang around 319 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,320 Speaker 2: and they'll chase it. 320 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,880 Speaker 1: Even if they have to do it playing. 321 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:39,199 Speaker 2: At a rec league somewhere, beer league softball, and Verlanders 322 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:40,959 Speaker 2: seems to be that guy. He says, if he has 323 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,959 Speaker 2: a major injury, he's going to retire. Other than that, 324 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,240 Speaker 2: he's going to keep playing. And he'll be out there. 325 00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:49,399 Speaker 2: His arm will literally be duct taped, his elbow will 326 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,960 Speaker 2: be duct taped, and he'll be out there trying to 327 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,160 Speaker 2: pitch for the Giants and they'll they'll have to cut 328 00:19:53,160 --> 00:19:57,960 Speaker 2: the uniform off him, literally Verlander, and he's he'll be 329 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,680 Speaker 2: the guy out there, forty five years old. I'm throwing 330 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,920 Speaker 2: eighty two miles an hour, and you'll just slop batting practice, 331 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,359 Speaker 2: slop on the mound, and someone's gonna have to tell. 332 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: Him, Hey, Verlander, go home. We don't need you anymore. 333 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:14,920 Speaker 2: He's got one win this year, one, he's made twenty starts. 334 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:19,680 Speaker 2: The Giants are five and fifteen. When he pitches, I'm 335 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:22,560 Speaker 2: told that's not good. And I'm told that's not good. Now. 336 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:27,480 Speaker 2: As a distant relative of Nostradamus and friend of nostradenis. 337 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:33,080 Speaker 1: We know how this story ends for Verlander. He leaves the. 338 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,960 Speaker 2: Giants in twenty twenty six, looking into the almighty all 339 00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:42,840 Speaker 2: powerful crystal ball. He goes back to Motown. Verlander goes 340 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,760 Speaker 2: to the Detroit Tigers. To complete the circle. You gotta 341 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:50,359 Speaker 2: complete the circle. Verlander wants to close the circle. And 342 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,119 Speaker 2: as Andrea would tell you, the circle of course representing 343 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,280 Speaker 2: the Sun, the Moon, and the Earth's got to close 344 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 2: the circle. There cosmic alignment, cosmic alignment and going to 345 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,520 Speaker 2: power them through, to power them through and all that stuff. 346 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,920 Speaker 2: And they have a multi year desperate attempt to get 347 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,120 Speaker 2: the thirty seven wins, which, if you do the math 348 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,080 Speaker 2: on this, if Verlander can win two more games, which 349 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,879 Speaker 2: is a lot, he's only got one win. If you 350 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 2: win two more games this year, be thirty five wins away. 351 00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:26,879 Speaker 2: So he would have to pitch three more years and 352 00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 2: average about twelve wins a year to get to that 353 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,119 Speaker 2: magical number. So that's if he gets two more wins 354 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:36,840 Speaker 2: this year, which means he'll be pitching when he's forty 355 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:40,880 Speaker 2: five trying to get that final twelve wins to get 356 00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:44,640 Speaker 2: over the threshold. And I'm seeing it right now, goes 357 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:48,160 Speaker 2: back to Kamerica Park, the old English d and we're 358 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:48,720 Speaker 2: on our way. 359 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,640 Speaker 1: Right is the Ben Mahlor Show. 360 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,920 Speaker 2: If you would like to be part eight seven seven 361 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,080 Speaker 2: ninety nine on Fox, also on X at Ben Mahlor 362 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,560 Speaker 2: that's at Bean Mallor if you want to be part 363 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:07,399 Speaker 2: of the live program and time now for the Mallor 364 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:09,320 Speaker 2: Riddle of the day. We'll have the instid of ice 365 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,199 Speaker 2: line later. But here's the Malor riddle of the day. 366 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:15,880 Speaker 2: Steelers coach Mike Tomlin his postgame interview over the weekend 367 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:21,879 Speaker 2: ended early after blank. Mike Tomlin, a longtime coach of 368 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:25,840 Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Steelers. His postgame interview over the weekend ended 369 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,920 Speaker 2: early after blank. That is the Mallord Riddle of the day. 370 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,840 Speaker 2: The answer, We'll get to it. We'll do it next. 371 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,280 Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 372 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 373 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,920 Speaker 4: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 374 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:42,000 Speaker 1: Hi. This is Jay. 375 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 5: I'm the producer of the pauly A Toni Fusco Show. 376 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,520 Speaker 5: Usually in these promos they asked you to listen to 377 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,160 Speaker 5: the show. 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The 388 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,359 Speaker 1: Red Eye Flight. 389 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:31,480 Speaker 2: We have crossed the Rubacon, well passed the midway point 390 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:34,199 Speaker 2: on the Red Eye flight, and you can join the 391 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 2: show live. 392 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:38,800 Speaker 1: Or if you're dead, that would be quite the story. 393 00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:41,359 Speaker 1: We'd go viral. If you're dead the show. 394 00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,520 Speaker 2: Well, if we got a call from Genie and Medford 395 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:48,840 Speaker 2: or Rachel and Montabello or hollering James or any of 396 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,040 Speaker 2: the other legends of the show from the other side, boy, 397 00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:51,760 Speaker 2: that would be big. 398 00:23:51,800 --> 00:23:53,680 Speaker 6: We I have a satin nightdown. 399 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,439 Speaker 2: I know, thank you, Jeannie, but how amazing would that be? 400 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,600 Speaker 2: I'm I'm real and anyway, if you want to be 401 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,280 Speaker 2: part of it. 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We go back to it. 408 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:31,520 Speaker 2: A baseball monologue, Yankee heavy, Yankee Heavy, Yankee heavy, Mallard monologue, 409 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:36,160 Speaker 2: and riak Shan, a lot of reach schan from the 410 00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:40,240 Speaker 2: Mallard militia on on what we talked about there, Aaron Boone, 411 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 2: Yankee fans up in arms, angry complaining all that wonderful 412 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:49,480 Speaker 2: stuff about Aaron Boone. Jill, longtime Yankee apologist Jill. She said, 413 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,840 Speaker 2: I've had it up to here. She says the Yankees 414 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:56,120 Speaker 2: will be lucky to win two games against the Twins. Now, 415 00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:59,919 Speaker 2: Supermarket Steve, that schmuck says, I'm pretty sure the yan 416 00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,639 Speaker 2: He's have a better chance than you in winning the 417 00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:06,000 Speaker 2: power ball on Tuesday, seeing as power balls are drawn 418 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:10,160 Speaker 2: on Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. Other than that, You're right, 419 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,640 Speaker 2: My Yankees do do suck. 420 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,000 Speaker 1: He says. 421 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 2: It's Supermarket Steve, and of course Steve it depends what 422 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,680 Speaker 2: time zone you're in. You can say, well, the powerball 423 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,000 Speaker 2: happens on as you said, Monday, Wednesday and Saturday. But 424 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 2: if you bought a powerball ticket and then you went 425 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,840 Speaker 2: to like New Zealand. 426 00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:32,040 Speaker 1: Then you'd say, well, it would be a day later 427 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:34,560 Speaker 1: or a day earlier, depending on how you look at 428 00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:35,200 Speaker 1: those things. 429 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,959 Speaker 2: Biggery Rob says, been we literally had senators shot at 430 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,040 Speaker 2: a congressional baseball game. They still play, So a torn 431 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:47,879 Speaker 2: Achilles tad in ain't stopping the old timers not going 432 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,480 Speaker 2: to happen. 433 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,040 Speaker 1: But here is the mallor riddle of the day. 434 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:54,760 Speaker 2: Steelers coach Mike Tomlin his postgame interview over the weekend 435 00:25:54,960 --> 00:26:00,800 Speaker 2: ended early after blank Now Douglas in Mississippi. 436 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 1: Doug says, Mike Tomlin had die die diarrhea. What else 437 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:06,800 Speaker 1: you have? 438 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:11,719 Speaker 2: Big Greg Rob says, a Lendel White photo bomb is 439 00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,800 Speaker 2: the answer. Kathy and Madison says, hello, who else we have? 440 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:22,920 Speaker 2: Jack Lambert showed up blank faced from Johnny q JT. 441 00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:30,160 Speaker 2: The wingman said his delivery of Premonte Brothers sandwiches arrived. 442 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,439 Speaker 2: He says, that's the ones with the fries there at 443 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:35,200 Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Sandwich shop. I think I butchered the name 444 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,040 Speaker 2: on that Frank got this right. Bad job by him. 445 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,560 Speaker 2: Frank no cheating. Robin Minnesota says Tomlin pooped his pants. 446 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,600 Speaker 2: He also said that delicious sandwich arrived, so Tomlin had 447 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:46,960 Speaker 2: to leave. 448 00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,000 Speaker 1: Who else do we have page down? 449 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,520 Speaker 2: Let's see here, Andy and Lionel Lake says his news 450 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:59,320 Speaker 2: conversated early when Tomlin broke out a game of Simon says. 451 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,400 Speaker 1: In the middle of it, that'd be impressive. 452 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:07,119 Speaker 2: Alf, the alien old piner from just adjacent to Springfield, Massachusetts, 453 00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:10,840 Speaker 2: where our friend Muffett McGraw is in the pro Bouncy 454 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:14,000 Speaker 2: Ball Hall of Fame, says after the WNBA announced. 455 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:18,040 Speaker 1: Their new mascot, Yeah, they should fully lean into that. Alf. 456 00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:20,280 Speaker 2: As I said on the Fifth Hour podcast over the 457 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,600 Speaker 2: weekend with Danny g they got it fully impressive. We 458 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:27,360 Speaker 2: had more questions about the WNBA Flying Green Dildo than anything. 459 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:30,919 Speaker 2: People love that story, dark Star. It is a wonderful 460 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 2: sy Donkey Saws says. Explosive diarrhea. King Rory going with 461 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:40,120 Speaker 2: a catch up smoothie is the reason there. No, it's 462 00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:44,520 Speaker 2: absolutely disgusting. I forty Ian says. The news conference ended 463 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:47,399 Speaker 2: early after Antonio Brown was found hiding from the law 464 00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:51,639 Speaker 2: in the Steelers' locker room, and ferg Dog says, because 465 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:54,600 Speaker 2: nobody could get Willis to stop barking. Chris and Kent 466 00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,439 Speaker 2: Washington says after he had a sudden onset case of 467 00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:02,480 Speaker 2: explosive die die diarrhea from Chris and Kent Washington, Lady 468 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,800 Speaker 2: simergency ever see word that the Gilmore Girls Marathon was 469 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,679 Speaker 2: just underway. 470 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:09,280 Speaker 1: Uh, let's see who else? Do we have a page? 471 00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,840 Speaker 2: Dan Stevie Meatball is very funny. Can't say that one 472 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,760 Speaker 2: he had ended because Mike the Leprechaun showed up. That's 473 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 2: guessed by Scrooge and it's his answer. Uh, mister Irrigation says, 474 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:25,320 Speaker 2: because Tomlin was so shaken by the new Vikings male cheerleader. 475 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,439 Speaker 1: I saw that over the weekend. All right, let's go 476 00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,119 Speaker 1: the phones. So hello to. 477 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,920 Speaker 2: Jerome. Bring it home, Jerome. Let's see what Jerome's complaining 478 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 2: about in Charleston. Hello, Jerome, welcome. 479 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,680 Speaker 3: I had to laugh when you ad made the comment 480 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,040 Speaker 3: about tom was getting excited about a male cheerleader. 481 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,440 Speaker 2: Well, they're they're they're here, man. The Rams have one. 482 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,280 Speaker 2: The two Vikings added one. 483 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,800 Speaker 1: There might be more male cheerleaders than you know. 484 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:06,600 Speaker 3: Really, we can only hold. We can only hold, can't we? Hey, 485 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,280 Speaker 3: By the way, don't you think it's kind of ironic 486 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,960 Speaker 3: that rashaan slave and his wife put a curse on 487 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,560 Speaker 3: him or something. But not long after he divorced her 488 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 3: because he didn't want to share his big sat new 489 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,840 Speaker 3: contract with him, he blew out his leg and now 490 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,480 Speaker 3: he's out for a whole damn season. 491 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,880 Speaker 2: Well, he still gets the money though, Jerome, he still 492 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,440 Speaker 2: gets the money. 493 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,360 Speaker 1: He just got a rehab, which sucks. But he's got 494 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:30,760 Speaker 1: the money. 495 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 3: But he can't play it. He can't please. 496 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,800 Speaker 1: He's got the money, though you wouldn't you rather have 497 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,280 Speaker 1: the money? 498 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, I have not have the money, but I signed it. 499 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,720 Speaker 3: Kind of ironic that after that happened after he dumped her, 500 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,760 Speaker 3: so he signed that contract. This happens. 501 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 2: Oh, no, that actually happened. That happens more than you 502 00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:54,520 Speaker 2: think there. Do you remember Eric Spolster, the coach of 503 00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:57,719 Speaker 2: the Heat. He was in a divorce and they waited 504 00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,960 Speaker 2: until the day I think it was the day after 505 00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,000 Speaker 2: after the divorce became official. 506 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,120 Speaker 1: The coach of the Heat was he was with a cheerleader. 507 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,680 Speaker 2: He ended up marrying a cheerleader for the Miami Heat, 508 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,280 Speaker 2: and then they got divorced, like the day after they 509 00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,800 Speaker 2: signed him to like this huge extension the day after 510 00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,000 Speaker 2: the divorce became final. 511 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:18,160 Speaker 3: In love Grand Van ain't love Grand. Hey, look here, 512 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:22,320 Speaker 3: Busta Polsi a dumb half or what he's paying Borland 513 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:27,600 Speaker 3: of fifteen million dollars this year for one one damn win. Okay, 514 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:32,200 Speaker 3: one damn win Busta Posy general Manager of the year. 515 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,360 Speaker 3: And by the way, they're going to erect the new 516 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:38,960 Speaker 3: statue for bad Bonds. I take medicine aty, I take influence. 517 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:41,880 Speaker 3: Do they need me to send them some surrenders so 518 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,880 Speaker 3: they can like attach it to the statue because he 519 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 3: ain't a chief. Nobody's achieved. 520 00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 2: Oh listen, there is cheaters in the Hall of Fame 521 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:51,560 Speaker 2: at this point. It's so ridiculous. 522 00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,920 Speaker 3: Who like who, ma'am? Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. 523 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,160 Speaker 3: You got to name some guys. They were on the commission, 524 00:30:58,160 --> 00:30:59,880 Speaker 3: the drugglers. I'm sure you could. 525 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 2: But hey, you don't have a problem with them getting 526 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,840 Speaker 2: in Hall of It. You have a problem with Barry 527 00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 2: Bonds because he was the poster boy for cheating. My 528 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:08,280 Speaker 2: old point is that the Jerome I said at the Times, 529 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 2: they don't put these guys in the Hall of Fame. 530 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,160 Speaker 1: The whole era is tainted. 531 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 2: They a bunch of those guys are in the Hall 532 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:16,200 Speaker 2: of Fame that were suspected steroid cheats. 533 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,920 Speaker 1: Their names were on the list. You know, David Ortiz 534 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:19,520 Speaker 1: is on there. 535 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,680 Speaker 2: You know, one example, big popular and you go down 536 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,600 Speaker 2: the list of players that were on that that commissioners 537 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,600 Speaker 2: investigation and all that stuff, and they're in. 538 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:30,080 Speaker 1: The Hall of Fame. 539 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,880 Speaker 3: They like your favorite team because you get real for 540 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 3: a cliff like that Jason Smiths guy. Whenever these New 541 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,680 Speaker 3: York teams don't do so well. 542 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:43,880 Speaker 2: You mean, well, it's great because every year, Jerome, the 543 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,360 Speaker 2: beginning of the season, I have to hear all this 544 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,760 Speaker 2: propaganda about how the Mets are going to be wonderful, 545 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,760 Speaker 2: the Yankees are going to be great. If it's basketball season, 546 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,920 Speaker 2: they'll watch out for the Knickerbockers. You know, they don't 547 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,800 Speaker 2: even do it anymore for the Giants and the Jets 548 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 2: because they've been so bad for so long and they 549 00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 2: stop piping those teams up. 550 00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:01,280 Speaker 1: But every other team in New York, they hi bop. 551 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:03,200 Speaker 1: They love to talk about great they're going to be. 552 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:07,040 Speaker 2: And then mid season they're blowing chunks and I love it. 553 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,120 Speaker 3: That's because you got a lot of New York Homeless 554 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,400 Speaker 3: on Fox. Okay, don't you listen to your own network? 555 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,520 Speaker 2: Huh No, I don't actually listen. I worry about my show. 556 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,480 Speaker 2: I don't worry about other people show. That's their problem, 557 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,480 Speaker 2: not my problem. They gotta worry about their own shows. 558 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 3: What I need to mention this teabout Northwestern. They're building 559 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 3: an eight hundred to million dollars football steadium, State of 560 00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:34,240 Speaker 3: the Yard, the most expansive football teatum in the history 561 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:38,040 Speaker 3: of college football. I didn't know Northwestern was that rich. 562 00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:40,720 Speaker 3: I didn't know they had that many rich people rich. 563 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,400 Speaker 2: There's a lot of people that went to Northwestern that's 564 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,680 Speaker 2: done pretty well for themselves. 565 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:52,120 Speaker 3: So Western, man, they've win less in football. Uh never, 566 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:57,680 Speaker 3: that's a good answer answer. Okay, all right. By the way, Plander, 567 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,880 Speaker 3: he's never getting the three hundreds. 568 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:07,240 Speaker 1: Never never say never, never say never. 569 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:13,480 Speaker 3: Unless he's talked to that persuf like sheeting and all that. Never. 570 00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well, if you said it, you're home. 571 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,840 Speaker 2: It's not gonna I gotta go, thank you. Go right, 572 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,720 Speaker 2: let's say a lot of Andrea the Astrology Insider, you 573 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,360 Speaker 2: punch up the right line here. She's in Berkeley. She 574 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:28,640 Speaker 2: knows all about prime numbers and cosmic events. 575 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,040 Speaker 6: And how are you? 576 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,440 Speaker 2: If I was any better, I would have been that 577 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:38,720 Speaker 2: four hundred and seventy million year old asteroid that hit 578 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:40,600 Speaker 2: Earth back. I guess it was actually in June. I 579 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,520 Speaker 2: saw the video over the weekend though, this house in Georgia, 580 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,800 Speaker 2: and they went back and they looked and they said 581 00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:49,280 Speaker 2: that it's it's actually older than Earth. 582 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:50,480 Speaker 1: How about that? 583 00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 6: Interesting? I know there's a PRINCHI had meteor shower. We 584 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:58,600 Speaker 6: had a full moon in Leo lions Gate eight eight. 585 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,400 Speaker 6: There was a lot going on. So thank you for 586 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,640 Speaker 6: the shout out. I was listening, of course. 587 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:09,680 Speaker 2: Well, Verlander, cosmic event, your name, we think of astrology, 588 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:10,239 Speaker 2: we think of you. 589 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,920 Speaker 6: Yes, thank you on the Astrology Insider, the ustrology lady, 590 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,600 Speaker 6: the sports sorceress, you name it. 591 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,480 Speaker 2: You have a lot of identities, You're you're a woman 592 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:20,680 Speaker 2: of many identities. 593 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,560 Speaker 6: Yes, And I was actually watching the game, man, I 594 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:28,360 Speaker 6: was watching the Giants game with Verlander and Mikeen Doolences. 595 00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:32,759 Speaker 2: Shout designed Mikeen Doolence, Oh he did, Yeah, that was 596 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:35,120 Speaker 2: one of the highlights, but overall down. 597 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,200 Speaker 6: Hill after that, like really bad. And you know I've 598 00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:41,680 Speaker 6: been saying all along, Mars is a crucial plan for 599 00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:47,000 Speaker 6: an athlete who was energy, assertion, aggression, and neptune transit 600 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:52,120 Speaker 6: is the three d's dispirited, defeated, disillusioned. So they just 601 00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:55,040 Speaker 6: got him at the wrong time. You know, he's a mentor, 602 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:58,200 Speaker 6: he's a good teacher for the pictures, but they didn't 603 00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:01,760 Speaker 6: get him for that. So any I was actually calling 604 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,719 Speaker 6: about Leo tom Brady and the statue talk about the 605 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:13,800 Speaker 6: full moon in Leo. He's born August third, nineteen seventy seven, 606 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:18,440 Speaker 6: and he got that statue unveiled, and you know, Leo's 607 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:23,600 Speaker 6: love attention. They love to get admired, and he was, 608 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,319 Speaker 6: you know, in all his glory and then he made 609 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,480 Speaker 6: that comment about how Jets fans can throw their beers 610 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,960 Speaker 6: at the statue. So he was really pretty funny about that. 611 00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know the white pants though. I just 612 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,279 Speaker 2: think I see people in white pants, I think a hole. 613 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,960 Speaker 2: You know, there's something about people in white pants. I 614 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,279 Speaker 2: just I feel like you're like an elitist with the 615 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,040 Speaker 2: white pants. 616 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,160 Speaker 1: I just like I had a little much. The white pants. 617 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,440 Speaker 6: Yeah, I saw that. I was. I posted an article 618 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,040 Speaker 6: on Twitter and it has it's actually from People magazine 619 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:59,560 Speaker 6: and he talked about feeling old, but yeah, you see 620 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:04,000 Speaker 6: the white pants, and he said, I feel it's certainly honored, 621 00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:07,840 Speaker 6: deeply grateful, and if I'm being honest, kind of old. 622 00:36:08,640 --> 00:36:10,080 Speaker 3: So that was yeah. 623 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't generally give young people statues. 624 00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:16,239 Speaker 6: Right, so you know, it is what it is. And oh, 625 00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:20,279 Speaker 6: before I forget, mercury is coming out of retrograde, as we. 626 00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,120 Speaker 2: Said, Oh, good news, good news for weed man hippie 627 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:23,920 Speaker 2: there in Miami. 628 00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:25,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, good news. 629 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:32,600 Speaker 6: Yes, August eleventh. It was July seventeenth to August eleventh. 630 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,520 Speaker 6: And remember the retro shade. It's not quite one hundred percent. 631 00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:39,399 Speaker 6: It will take another couple of weeks, but for all 632 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,239 Speaker 6: intents and purposes, it's out of retrograde. 633 00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:45,080 Speaker 2: So I definitely want to All right, well, very good, well, 634 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,799 Speaker 2: thank you, Andrew. I appreciate it the great. Andrea and 635 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,800 Speaker 2: Berkeley there checking in the astrology lady. We're going to 636 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:54,600 Speaker 2: have the Insta Advice line unscreened radio. 637 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,840 Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it next. 638 00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,520 Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor 639 00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:03,680 Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 640 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,319 Speaker 2: Mel Miller here, and it is the Ben Maler Show. 641 00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:09,560 Speaker 2: We are excited to announce a brand new YouTube channel. 642 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,480 Speaker 2: We got to build this thing up just for this show, 643 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,799 Speaker 2: just for this show. 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So follow us, 654 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,120 Speaker 2: help us out. We're trying to build this thing up 655 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:52,760 Speaker 2: from the ground. Just search Ben Mahlor Show on YouTube 656 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 2: and subscribe. 657 00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:02,480 Speaker 1: Hey, you sports figure guy here, you talking two sons here, 658 00:38:02,560 --> 00:38:05,960 Speaker 1: some intent advice. Hold that though no one's paid attention 659 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,760 Speaker 1: to me for ten whole seconds. 660 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,600 Speaker 2: And if you don't like it, and away we go. 661 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:17,080 Speaker 2: It's the insta advice line. Unscreened radio. The safety net 662 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,160 Speaker 2: is off. Who needs our advice in the world of sports? 663 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,520 Speaker 2: At eight seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. That's eight 664 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:28,000 Speaker 2: seven seven nine nine six six three six nine. Well, 665 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,759 Speaker 2: right now, a team that is really feeling it and 666 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,520 Speaker 2: not in a good way. 667 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,360 Speaker 1: That would be the. 668 00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,600 Speaker 2: New York Mets. Also the Yankees if you want. But 669 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,120 Speaker 2: the Mets have lost seven straight. They're one in nine 670 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:43,000 Speaker 2: in their last ten games, free fall in so any 671 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,520 Speaker 2: advice to both the struggling Mets and Yankees. 672 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,560 Speaker 1: You're live on the air when you hear my voice 673 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:48,919 Speaker 1: At eight. 674 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,960 Speaker 2: Seven, seven ninety nine on Fox, A low caller, you're 675 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:54,080 Speaker 2: on the air, your advice to the Yankees and Mets. 676 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,800 Speaker 1: Line one, all right, thank you for that. Sounds like 677 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,279 Speaker 1: holler and James. Is there a line? And two you're 678 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,920 Speaker 1: on the airline too, Hello, your advice? 679 00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,640 Speaker 3: Please congress on the forever contract, man, I hope you 680 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,200 Speaker 3: stay on the air. 681 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:09,239 Speaker 2: It's not a forever contract, but thank you. Line three, 682 00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:10,480 Speaker 2: you're on the Airline three. 683 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:15,640 Speaker 4: Hello, cashman, should have picked up Blake's now strikeouts not. 684 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:17,080 Speaker 1: Too yeah, pretty good. 685 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,920 Speaker 2: I'm starting to feel some tenderness in his elbow though 686 00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:22,200 Speaker 2: He'll be out for three months. Don't worry, though, I say, 687 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,879 Speaker 2: I'll get him breakfast in bed every day. 688 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:24,840 Speaker 1: Line five. 689 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:29,000 Speaker 2: Hello, line five, and bring in John Rocker to reinvigorate 690 00:39:29,040 --> 00:39:29,680 Speaker 2: the spirit. 691 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:29,919 Speaker 3: Of New York. 692 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,279 Speaker 1: Look at the very calm, sober Jed. 693 00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:35,440 Speaker 2: Who fled? Your next caller, sex. We're giving advice to 694 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,799 Speaker 2: the New York baseball teams. Hello, line six, you're on the. 695 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,759 Speaker 3: Air morning time. You mean to tell me race cars, 696 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,479 Speaker 3: robins breaking bones? After the race? 697 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 1: Oh, I saw that the jackass fell out of his. 698 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:50,400 Speaker 2: Celebrating try to stand up. He fell down in the hospital. Bad? 699 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, I did look bad. Call it. You're on the 700 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,520 Speaker 1: air advice to the New York baseball teams. It's the 701 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,920 Speaker 1: insane advice. Line Hello. 702 00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:58,319 Speaker 3: I don't want it, but I need it. 703 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,280 Speaker 2: I understand. I feel the same way. Line four Hello, 704 00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:04,600 Speaker 2: Line four, Line four is not there. We'll go to 705 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,240 Speaker 2: line five at eight, seven, seven ninety nine on Fox. Hello, 706 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,279 Speaker 2: Line five. 707 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:10,840 Speaker 3: New York, New York, Big city of dreams. 708 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,000 Speaker 2: Oh yes, big city of dreams and bad baseball. Line six, Hello. 709 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,520 Speaker 3: Tell me anything you won't, but don't call me sober 710 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,000 Speaker 3: you some bit? 711 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:19,440 Speaker 1: All right, Jed? 712 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:23,520 Speaker 2: I don't offend Jed and call him the S word sober. 713 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 1: Let's go to you, line line too. Hello, line two, 714 00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:27,799 Speaker 1: you're on the air. 715 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,640 Speaker 4: Bring in George Castanza as the assistant to the traveling secretary. 716 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,200 Speaker 2: That's a great idea. It worked so well back in 717 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,320 Speaker 2: the nineties. Why not do it again.