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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This cold Stratton

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Speaker 1: here filling in once again for Kevin Pollock, who is

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Speaker 1: off shooting the Big Year, two Bigger Birds. Let's meet

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Speaker 1: our alchemists for today. She's bought upwards of fifty wardrobes

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Speaker 1: just trying to get to Narnia. Vanessa Raglan, do you

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Speaker 1: really want to meet Mr Tumnus? That bad? Yeah? I'm

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Speaker 1: an head. I really hope that's what they're called. Next,

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Speaker 1: he don't want no scrubs, not even at the hospital,

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Speaker 1: Joey Greer, Joey, what do you prefer doctors to be

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Speaker 1: dressed in? Then? Uh? Honestly, whatever they're comfortable in. I

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Speaker 1: don't think that they should be forced to fin a

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Speaker 1: uniform or anything like that. Nice, great just happened, right,

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Speaker 1: look at that? Who knew? Should we say? My introt

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Speaker 1: sure didn't walk again? Right now? Mr Craig kick kick

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Speaker 1: kick kick? Hey Craig welcome? Uh hi Craig, welcoming to

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Speaker 1: the thing. Uh good, yeah, nice, let's see here. He'll

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Speaker 1: eat tacos and days other than Tuesday. Mark Gagliardi is here,

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Speaker 1: That is true, Mark, what's on your perfect taco? My

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Speaker 1: perfect taco is uh, just cheese and shredded lettuce because

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Speaker 1: I grew up eating stacks of taco bell tacos. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you don't get all the extra stuff. Just give me

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Speaker 1: the give me the basic, baby. I like the old

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Speaker 1: fashioned taco bells that look like what are they called

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Speaker 1: like missions? Yeah? Yeah, there's a few of those buildings

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Speaker 1: out there. There's a few left, there's a few. They've

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Speaker 1: gone through some changes. Now they have a biscuit taco

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Speaker 1: for breakfast. I don't trust our next alchemist knows the

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Speaker 1: ship out of the Dewey decimal system. Brad Norman. What's

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Speaker 1: the point do we, Brad? Where can I find a

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Speaker 1: book on the dust bowl? Oh that's easy as your

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Speaker 1: local library, or at any taco bell that looks like

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Speaker 1: And finally, he ain't afraid of no ghost, which means

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Speaker 1: he is afraid of ghosts. James Teney, James, have you

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Speaker 1: ever had a supernatural encounter? I did when I was

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Speaker 1: a child. I wasn't that young. Do you want so?

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Speaker 1: The story goes like this. We thought that my sister

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Speaker 1: it turned out the next morning there was footsteps, and

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Speaker 1: those footsteps through the snow, I do, but they it's

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Speaker 1: almost as if she was there. There was footsteps the

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Speaker 1: pristan the lead from the highway, but it didn't leave

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Speaker 1: anywhere else, and there's no way he made it through

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Speaker 1: the window. It's it's yeah, I'm afraid of ghosts. But

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Speaker 1: let me further just a little bit more. The theory

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Speaker 1: he probably came. Oh yeah, because Mike, when we saw

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Speaker 1: there was footprint, well, we didn't realize there's a ghost

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Speaker 1: until the cops said. The guy must have come in

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Speaker 1: through our window. But we had big dogs that would

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Speaker 1: never let that happen. Here's the ghost says everything I

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Speaker 1: wanted out of that Christian the second half of that.

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Speaker 1: Maybe some other day I'll tell the rest of the story.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you didn't even hear the ghost part. Put

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Speaker 1: those suggestions down. We got to do this all right,

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Speaker 1: to say it. Let's get to our first scene. All

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Speaker 1: of today's scene suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to submit yours, please write to the

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Speaker 1: podcast at your name here at alchemy this dot com.

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Speaker 1: That's your name here at Alchemy this dot com. Here

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Speaker 1: we go. First scene suggestion, Hello Alchemy, Emily. I would

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Speaker 1: like to start off by saying that you make my

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Speaker 1: commute to and from work very enjoyable and entertaining. As

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Speaker 1: I'm writing this email, I'm on the train going into work,

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Speaker 1: listening to the third Thanksgiving episode freaking hysterical. Keep up

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Speaker 1: the great work, and hope you will consider performing a

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Speaker 1: live show in Boston. Come on over to the East

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Speaker 1: Coast and pocket Car and Harvard Yard exactly so that

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Speaker 1: pocket Cat have it yet it's wickedis the commuter train

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Speaker 1: is an interesting place where every day hundreds of people

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Speaker 1: from all over surrounding towns head into this big city.

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Speaker 1: So the commuter trains where this takes place go again.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for being so freaking funny. Look forward to towards

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Speaker 1: many more episodes. Cheers, Marissa. Next stop streets? Was that

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Speaker 1: third Street? I don't know the first part, but if

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Speaker 1: you're on Third Street, you can just follow it to

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Speaker 1: wherever you're going. Right, Having on this train my entire life,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I can't get off. Come

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Speaker 1: I can't get off this commuter. I'm pregnant. Can I

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Speaker 1: I don't want to sit next to you. You don't

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Speaker 1: your name? What's your name? La flick? It's your name

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Speaker 1: your mother named it's my nickname, but that's your mother

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Speaker 1: named you. Like, we'll go fund yourself. Like, well, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You know what, everyone was born out of a woman. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not entirely sure that you are pregnant. Well, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. You could be wearing a fake bell. That's gross.

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Speaker 1: What's wrong with your belly button? It comes out like

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Speaker 1: that and it's not susan when your beatty is ready

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Speaker 1: to come out, you're sick. Boom. Here's my ticket. Pregnant,

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Speaker 1: lady cheese? But your shirt done that? That was an Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Mast cough, fast change. Man. If you weren't pregnant, I

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Speaker 1: boot you off this train. You know that's discrimination. Boot

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Speaker 1: You can't do that. That's hey Dave, Hey, hey, excuse me,

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Speaker 1: gonna have to seat. I'm pregnant my seat. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: really pregnant. Look at me, I'm pregnant. You're not pregnant.

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Speaker 1: You're a man. That's discrimination. And come on, my man's pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Let me know the seat, show me looking right here.

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Speaker 1: I'm a genetic experiment. Look, my man's pregnant. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. Genetic all right here, pregnant ladies, so you

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Speaker 1: want to feel kick my man sites friends with lick?

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Speaker 1: Do I know this guy? Yeah? I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: seen this guy. And you're not pregnant, sirry, I'm playing

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Speaker 1: a genetic experiment. But they make me take the train

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Speaker 1: get pregnant. But they can't pay for a private car. No,

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Speaker 1: they can't. They Why do they want you to have

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Speaker 1: a baby, lady, My man's take a place. Congratulations on

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Speaker 1: your baby, so you can think very much. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: that steems me. You know we didn't congratulate me. Really, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of messed up. Your bald man gets pregnant.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's saying, oh, congratulations on your baby, miracle, a miracle. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of matter of fact, I was born from a lady.

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Speaker 1: How's that baby going to get out of you? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's the thing. I'm going to die when it happens. No,

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Speaker 1: that's not sad, No, it's gonna be. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a tough journey for little Jean. That's his name, Gene Corp.

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Speaker 1: But someone naming him Eugene Corps. So yeah, he's gonna

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Speaker 1: God's sake, give him your seat. You know, my mother's

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Speaker 1: name was Gene. I'm getting up all right about protect

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Speaker 1: appreciate it. Who's the guy who said he's been on

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Speaker 1: I don't remember a time before or anything after. I've

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Speaker 1: guess being here talking to people. I guess the city

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Speaker 1: pays me by letting me just stay on this train

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Speaker 1: and eating all the crumbs that are on the floor

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Speaker 1: it's kind of hard. But here and y'all talk about

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Speaker 1: a family and this man being pregnant and what a

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Speaker 1: miracle that is. Why don't you get off the train?

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Speaker 1: I tried before, but I can't, Like, what do you

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Speaker 1: backwards back into the train. Feel terrible for you. How

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Speaker 1: many seat I couldn't you're pregnant? No, no, you take

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Speaker 1: the seat of her pregnant too, I know, but he's pregnant.

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Speaker 1: You're heavy, very heavy. Sorry to all those crumbs I've

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Speaker 1: one seat. Dave, get off this lady's laughs, thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're welcome. I still need to see tickets from all

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Speaker 1: You know this guy? Yeah, that's Dave. He's been on

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Speaker 1: the train for several years now. Actually, my father told

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Speaker 1: one else find this very upsetting? That might just be

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Speaker 1: Celtics this year? Burton McHale gonna do it again? I

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Speaker 1: heard it on the radio. They seem to be doing well.

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Speaker 1: know they got Bill Walton this year. It looks looks good. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hear we got this new president coming in John F.

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Speaker 1: Kennedy is gonna make things wonderful for everyone. I hope.

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Speaker 1: There's so many problems in the world right now. Alright, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get off this train now, goodbye bye. I'm

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Speaker 1: Kevin Diapers and this is Stories from the Transit Authority.

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Speaker 1: We're recording live on the train southbound to Rushing Care

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Speaker 1: and Ushery. I'm here with what was your name again? Dave? Dave?

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Speaker 1: And Dave is what the city knows as a train child,

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Speaker 1: lived on the transit system most of his adult life. Dave,

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Speaker 1: we feel like possibly you've seen what kid be seen.

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Speaker 1: You've heard things that most of us couldn't even imagine.

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Speaker 1: What wisdom would you impart to? Uh? Normi says people

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Speaker 1: would call him, just check your pockets. Check your pockets.

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Speaker 1: You know a lot of things fall out of the pockets.

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Speaker 1: And I'm also thankful, um you know food, Uh, you

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Speaker 1: know pieces of technology that have been able to you know,

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Speaker 1: put together to make my own devices and whatnot. Is

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Speaker 1: that Kevin Diapers, Yes, sir, Yes, sir, I'm just Kevin

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Speaker 1: Diapers over there. I love your show. Actually, ticket wait's

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Speaker 1: right here, sir, here than hey, Dave interrupt this interview

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Speaker 1: about my pea broke, my pa broke's baby's coming. My god,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, it's come. It's early, but it's coming.

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Speaker 1: My man's I'm gonna have a baby. Right, everybody get up, Oh, push,

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Speaker 1: This will be the sound of a man dying. All right,

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Speaker 1: all big poppy, big poppy. It's coming. It's coming. Look

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Speaker 1: It's a girl. Oh, Eugene, Eugenia, Eugenie. Dave Razor, why okay,

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Speaker 1: Mr Kevin Diapers, Thank you. Now. You've fallen under some

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Speaker 1: good evening. I'm Kevin Diapers, and since it is the

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Speaker 1: every medians, look at this. Look it's so called baar

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Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta top ourselves, girl, Well not physically

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Speaker 1: I don't mind cursing, okay, and your podcast is pretty

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Speaker 1: not saying no. I can't say yes or no to

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Speaker 1: I I really need to go fight crime. Okay. I

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Speaker 1: it gets hot out there, especially underground. She gotta stay

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Speaker 1: anything in tight leather, I mean, that's insane. Why hired

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Speaker 1: Jonathan Adler? If you can't see it to appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: You know, that's a great question. And I think with

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Speaker 1: any kind of furniture or any peace in general inside

418
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Speaker 1: the home, it's really about texture. That's an admission of Adler. No,

419
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Speaker 1: it's not. I said, if you have any appreciation for

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Speaker 1: his craft and his pie that I'm studying, I'm saying

421
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 1: that now, Okay, you doing these press conferences instead of

422
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: fighting crime because I have to. Okay, the whole cities

423
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Speaker 1: on fire bears. Guess what, I'm the only one who's

424
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 1: forced to do this goddamn press conferences. No other superhero.

425
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Speaker 1: Yeah right, yea, this conference and if I did so what?

426
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: And if I did so what? I have to get

427
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: things out there so I can go fight. Growing have

428
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:08,080
Speaker 1: to do this goddamn press conference. Monica Standard Daily News. Yes,

429
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: I don't have a question ready, Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

430
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: Turned this ship off. I can't. It's very interesting to me.

431
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,200
Speaker 1: I just can't believe how how out in the open

432
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,240
Speaker 1: is our arch nemesis. I feel all that trumps, but

433
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 1: it's also a character Steady. I love sports. If we're

434
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: going to solve any more, or if we're going to

435
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: commit any more, crimes. I'm losing my touch. I just

436
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: found Lactos's journal. Wait what he's got doodles of bad devil?

437
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 1: That's just so I remember what he looks like. The

438
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: question don't you have a crush on? I don't this

439
00:26:55,119 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: whole thing been us a cord and bear no aboard.

440
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:10,159
Speaker 1: Look at this drawing there on a horse hose. You

441
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:12,159
Speaker 1: know what, You don't have to do bad things to

442
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 1: get attention from bar devil. You could probably just introduce

443
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: yourself and be a good guy. Maybe he needs a sidekick.

444
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: I wouldn't mind helping you set up, but I don't know.

445
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: Dream Day quick to the press conference. Yes, yes, I

446
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 1: I Monica Standard Daily News. Yes, I'm ready. Okay, what

447
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,120
Speaker 1: what's your favorite kind of grime to fight? And why

448
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: grime to fight? My favorite crime to fight? And why

449
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: any kind of Honestly? Okay, than I wouldn't I have

450
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: a favorite crime? Get a story here, trying to find

451
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: a new angle on this whole superhero thing. No one

452
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,679
Speaker 1: takes me seriously round the office. Do you take yourself serious?

453
00:27:52,200 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: That's the problem? Okay, every everybody, everybody cool, This is

454
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: not what you think it is. Birds and happy here,

455
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 1: What time what's going on? Just like me if you're

456
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: just tuning in. We're watching the two thousand three classic

457
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: Bar Devil on Yoster Peace Theater. Uh, this is a

458
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: bit of a time capsule, but we're about to watch

459
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 1: the third act, which is Roaler something you guys. I'd

460
00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: also like to mention our sponsor, Charleston You you know why.

461
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Speaker 1: Without further ado, let's get back to the movie. Show

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Speaker 1: is Diaper's brother Sean. Yes, Uh, we're gonna have to

463
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Speaker 1: let you go. I'm sorry what I know this is

464
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: in the middle of the broadcast, but we gotta let

465
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Speaker 1: you do. But I've been a staple of Yosterpiece Theater

466
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Speaker 1: since nine. I know, I know, but we we have

467
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Speaker 1: understood that you've been stealing some supplies. So my supply.

468
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: The CEO of Charleston Chew was on the line. He's

469
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Speaker 1: hopping man all right. Uh, Mr Chew, you're on speaker

470
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Speaker 1: fire him, Yes, sir, yes, sir, And I'm really sorry

471
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,440
Speaker 1: about that. I'm sorry to miss your niece birthday. She

472
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: missed you a bounty house, yes sir, yes, sir. And

473
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: I really appreciate all the brittle water you sent over.

474
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: That was That was a gesture that we will not

475
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: forget filter filter filter it up, yes, sir, Yes, sir.

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Speaker 1: And that David Jerman that you sent over as well,

477
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: that was that was very nice, sir. Welcome here. Gotta go, okay, Jamie. Um,

478
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 1: it sounds like this is really serious and like you're

479
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: totally gonna fire me before I go. May I recommend

480
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 1: someone for a replacement, But we already have Monica Star

481
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: coming in. So Monica fucking Star, Yes, from the Daily

482
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Speaker 1: Something that this Daily Standard. What I mean is that

483
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: the fluff piece bitch from page He don't even start

484
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 1: it with me, Basica, you're a basic. It is. It

485
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Speaker 1: is a Rose alt A T shirt and you wish

486
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Speaker 1: you could afford it. I got it from jay Z's brother.

487
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: No you didn't. You got it on I got it

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Speaker 1: from j Z. The man said he was jay Z's brother.

489
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: I bought it on Kwanga Avenue and right he was

490
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 1: selling him out of the box. Monica Star, who played

491
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 1: herself in the movie Bear Double, is here on the

492
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 1: very day that you're screening Bear Devil. Yeah, that's and

493
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:37,800
Speaker 1: replacing you the Ironies. Yes, I was actually going to

494
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: recommend the actor that played Bear Devil is in the movie.

495
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 1: But I suppose you'll do oh, I will, well, thank you.

496
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Speaker 1: If we're grading on a curve for stopping means students,

497
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Speaker 1: you have a t R on. Hey, listen, Under the

498
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Speaker 1: right circumstances, the D plus can be a B minus.

499
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Speaker 1: What do you do get us? And what did people

500
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Speaker 1: do with Charleston? Choose that I don't now, By the way,

501
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 1: I'm still a producer. You guys are gonna have to

502
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: buy my ass out. Yeah, I'm sure we can show

503
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: out thirty anyone tell me what people do with Charleston

504
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: shoes that she doesn't even know what she just has

505
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: to sell them. You know what they are. But the

506
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: way you said it is you put him in the

507
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,480
Speaker 1: freezer and smack him on the counter. No, wh the

508
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: hell are you? Who are you? Okay started interrupt Lactose

509
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: and bare Devil. It's a wonderful dream date scene when

510
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 1: they're walking on the beach together. Sure, let's watch the

511
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 1: end of the movie. Yosterpiece there, But it was about

512
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 1: six months till then, and that's when I lost him

513
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: your eyes, that's when you lost your eyes? Ah? Do

514
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:52,280
Speaker 1: you like a single stretch of spaghetti? Hold on one second, baar,

515
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: devil um, do you mind little ones? If we if

516
00:31:57,480 --> 00:32:00,040
Speaker 1: you eat the one end of spaghetti and he the

517
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: other end of spaghetti, of spaghetti, there is kiss it's

518
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 1: it's very it's very bella note of you. But could

519
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: we have a little private walk down this beach, just

520
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 1: for a few minutes, just the two of us. Okay,

521
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: well you had me Hello, use that. Use that. That's

522
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: already taken. It's from a movie. How many kids are here,

523
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: but they're not kids like the ones from the movie.

524
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: Has to come out yet. Oh well then we're not

525
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: going to even mention it. Yeah, I'm still pitching that movie. Yeah,

526
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,360
Speaker 1: let's not talk about another movie. Well, yes, movie, you

527
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Let's like just keep it about

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00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:43,080
Speaker 1: this movie, right Star, Daily Standard. I'm so glad I

529
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,880
Speaker 1: caught you here, marka Star? What are you doing? I

530
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: thought I was following a superhero story. It turns out

531
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: it was a love story all along, wasn't it. Well,

532
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,920
Speaker 1: I mean I think it could be. I think it is.

533
00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: Can I take your picture? Tell me where to look? Oh,

534
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,040
Speaker 1: just stand by him? Okay, where are you? Grab my hand?

535
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: Where I'm here? Over here? Where's that over here? Gotcha?

536
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 1: Got it? Does she really take it or does she

537
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: just say chick chick? No, her camera just as vocal

538
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: recording of someone saying chick chick. But it makes the

539
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: picture happen. Thinking if I lay here, if I here,

540
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: they do this, I just get the word. They think

541
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: they're helping loctose. I'd love you. No one's ever said

542
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: that to me. But you've done some evil things, but

543
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 1: I can forgive that. I know you've done some evil things,

544
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: and I can forgive that. Thank you. We can make

545
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: the world a better place. But I've been evil for

546
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: so long, But You've loved this entire time, haven't you.

547
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,520
Speaker 1: I've loved being evil, and now I love you, and

548
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: I don't know which one I love. Well, you got

549
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: to choose one. I need to talk to my minions

550
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 1: for a minute. You look worried. There's something wrong. I

551
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 1: think I have to You represent a life of crime,

552
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: and I think I have to leave you behind. I'm

553
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: I'm I'm making footprints in the sand with with bear devil.

554
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 1: Now I'm making footsteps in the sand with bear devil

555
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:34,720
Speaker 1: now like ghost to gh that's right, just like ghosts

556
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:36,840
Speaker 1: do in the snow. Are you sure that we can

557
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 1: show this graphic sex scene even on yourstarpiece theater. Oh yes,

558
00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: this is where it gets really gross. And this is

559
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 1: where the people really started hurrying to get these fucking

560
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: things off. The funk up, the funk up, like this

561
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: is this what tops and bottoms are. Shut the funk

562
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 1: up a bit. We'll be right back with more Bare Devil,

563
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:16,440
Speaker 1: the classic from two thousand two, a story of superpowers, identity,

564
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: and love conquering all Like sports are the thing that's

565
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: gonna get us all through the day. So that's the

566
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 1: second sports whoa racy stuff? I don't know. I'm going

567
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 1: to share this episode with my mother. I might skip

568
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: this one. It's all Craigs fault. I thought it was

569
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Speaker 1: educational and alright, our last see for today, my dearest alchemists.

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Speaker 1: My work as a machine operator and a food manufacturing plant.

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00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: This basically amounts to sitting around doing nothing at the time. However,

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00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 1: one machine being finnicky can shut a large scale operation

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00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 1: down quickly, so we try to quickly give our machines

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00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 1: whatever they need in order to run again. I always

575
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: wonder if a machine became sentient, what did it asked for?

576
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: I can't be the only person who listens to podcasts

577
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 1: all day at a boring factory, and I'm sure others

578
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: could relate. Love what you guys do. I'll be listening

579
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: Jake from Grand Rapids, Michigan. That's lunch, because I mean

580
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: it's over, it starts. No, this is the halfway mark

581
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 1: of our day. Lunch is just starting. Did you bring

582
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: anything to share? I thought there'd be a cafeteria. It's

583
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: not a cafeteria. No. We usually share and share. Everybody

584
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: gets a little portion of each other's. There's an old

585
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: Spanish mission across the street that makes tacos. Yeah, I

586
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: can go check that out. Yeah, sir, you get enough

587
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: of everyone, so it's just like a rookie thing. I

588
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:56,399
Speaker 1: gotta get everybody tacos or yeah. Sure, yeah, but don't

589
00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: play that ship. Whoa and then coming into a fucking okay,

590
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:03,080
Speaker 1: I worked in factories before another ship goes down. You

591
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: gonna take advantage of me. I'm gonna take advantage of you.

592
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: Huh wow. No, you know we're not gonna take advantage. Yeah,

593
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,239
Speaker 1: damn right. You're not just having a little fun. It's

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00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: it's no big deal. We're bringing a food. Look I

595
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: brought I got seventy seventeen casseroles. She's the biggest jar

596
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 1: of potato salad I've ever Oh my god, bring this

597
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,359
Speaker 1: a lot. But I don't need anything unless it's got

598
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: like noodles and cheese. And my thing is the turkey legs.

599
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: I got access to turkeys so that max different things

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00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: with mayonnaise and call them salads. All right, Well, this

601
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: is a great spread. Is there any food on that

602
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: lunch table for me? Who said that? What was that?

603
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 1: Did you just do a voice? Rookie, do a voice?

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00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: I'm not doing a voice. It's my molding machine. It's

605
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: my molding machine. It became sentient a couple of days ago.

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00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: Don't just ignore him. Did you report this to your

607
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: floor manager? I don't want to get in trouble. I

608
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: think it might be my fault. What was it? Your fault?

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00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:05,000
Speaker 1: You've been teaching it, Larry. You've been doing it. You've

610
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,320
Speaker 1: been doing the machine. I just started by trying to

611
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: teach it one thing, and then I'll are you trying

612
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: to teach it? Larry? I just wanted to know if

613
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: it was okay, I would always be liking how does that?

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00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 1: How is that working for you? And how's that working

615
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: for you? Oh you're going pretty quick today. Machine. Good job.

616
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 1: And what is that doing that machine? Ohly, ship is

617
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: Larry doing that machine? Or what the fun is that? Oh?

618
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: You know what, maybe maybe it's time to stop Larry

619
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:48,239
Speaker 1: doing that machine at Billy, Larry, wrong, you're dicks in

620
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: your lathe right now. I don't know, would you guys

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Speaker 1: go go for it? Larry? Okay, Scott, I have stopped.

622
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: I have stopped. Wow, I did not really and it

623
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 1: was weird. So I don't really want to report it

624
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:12,080
Speaker 1: because no, he got the voiced and he in the machine.

625
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: He didn't suck the machine rite, Larry, I mean I

626
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 1: didn't think that. You ask the machine machine careful if

627
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 1: you start talking to it, it's good. It's already chatting. Yeah,

628
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 1: it already talked. It was trying to chat a minute ago.

629
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 1: We're all going to talk to the machine. Larry is

630
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 1: the most interesting for the record, everything is everything I

631
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: did bad was before it was sentient. So is that

632
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 1: machine pregnant? It looks like there's a little machine and

633
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 1: then I'm going to have another machine. Whoa oh oh

634
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: that confirms the guys. It's impossible to know if that's

635
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 1: really my machine. And as you're the only man that machine.

636
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: That machine said it's yours, Larry. You're taking the machines

637
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:04,399
Speaker 1: word for it. That's a mechanominus magamus related ship. Yeah, Don, Don, Yeah,

638
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 1: sorry interrupted, but we have video footage and proof that

639
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 1: one of the machines from the floor is. Sorry, you

640
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: can't speak to Don right now, Claire, how are you

641
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: We're not having an affair. By the way, I didn't

642
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: think you were, Claire. I didn't think you were. Okay, okay, Well,

643
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: you can't talk to Don right now. I can't what's

644
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 1: going on with this ton huh? Right here? I understand

645
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 1: that is? This? Is this why you haven't been coming

646
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: home there there? Yeah? Okay, great, wow, okay, cool. So

647
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna take this information somewhere else, okay, Don, Great, Claire? Great?

648
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,840
Speaker 1: Oh great for you to great for me to let

649
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,759
Speaker 1: me have that information. You can't give it to me,

650
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 1: you can. I'll take the information. Give me that my

651
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:49,760
Speaker 1: goddamn company. Crazy. That was really mean. Somebody's sucking a machine.

652
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: Someone's having sex with the machine. The machine is pregnant. Wait,

653
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 1: the machine that Larry has been sucking. Oh you knew

654
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: about it. Everyone knew about it. We've been watching it

655
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 1: on loop. Well, I didn't tell you. You didn't tell

656
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,200
Speaker 1: me about it. Nobody told me about it. Everybody calls

657
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: me by my first name, and nobody tells me what

658
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: the hell is going on in my own company? I

659
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: think this is a using you know what? Get Larry

660
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 1: up here right now, Larry, have you been sucking a machine? Well?

661
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, it's hard to call it.

662
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:18,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Have you been making love to a machine?

663
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:22,240
Speaker 1: It certainly was never love. I was masturbating with a machine.

664
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: Do you know what's pregnant? There's no way that's possible.

665
00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: Think about it. I have been thinking about it. I've

666
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:30,839
Speaker 1: been thinking about it a lot. And you know who

667
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: else has been thinking about it? Are lawyers, Larry, are lawyers.

668
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,080
Speaker 1: We don't have to get the litigation into this. Of course,

669
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: we have to get litigation into this. There's oh, that's

670
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:44,479
Speaker 1: lydia from legal. I don't have a lawyer. President. Maybe

671
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:45,800
Speaker 1: this is I'm going to need you to tell me

672
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,000
Speaker 1: everything that happened, because I'd love to protect you and

673
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: I have to protect the company. Can you say you

674
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 1: were masturbating with the machine I was using? Was this

675
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 1: while you were supposed to be working. Oh no, it

676
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 1: was lunchbreak. It was lunch break. And you know what

677
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: the truth is, there's a lot of pieces to that

678
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 1: machine that looked like that the machine give you consent? Well,

679
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: when I lost consent, I stopped immediately. When you lost consent, well,

680
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 1: it sounds like there was an overlap. Well, let me

681
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,320
Speaker 1: just ask you this. Do you think you need consent

682
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 1: with that stapler? Roover there? I've never made love with

683
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: that state you did. I'm just saying, would you never

684
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: masturbated with that stall? Neither for that that stapler, I've

685
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: never done anything with. Hi, duncan, I'm a I'm a

686
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: defense attorney. I'm one of those. Thanks, I canna help you?

687
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:34,959
Speaker 1: Can you help us? Yes? What's going on? My client

688
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: is innocent until proven guilty. No, he's he's already admitted

689
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 1: to masturbating with the machine. Here, machine on the floor.

690
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,160
Speaker 1: Get the machine up here. I can't get the machine

691
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,240
Speaker 1: up here. Alright Lydia, get the machine up here. Alright done?

692
00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 1: Kevin McHale online too, Kevin McHale is awesome, you got done? Hey,

693
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: But Kevin McHale here, Kevin McHale, big fan? Just I

694
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,120
Speaker 1: was just rehashing some of my sweet old low post moves.

695
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: O Man seventeen and a half in one game, right,

696
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,239
Speaker 1: never covin. Hey, it's dunk in here. You don't know me.

697
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: I know you. You're the ship man. Okay, I got

698
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 1: the I got the machine. Thank you for your Yeah, yeah,

699
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 1: you're no problem, no problem, all right, you're the machine

700
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: that that Larry was making love with love was never

701
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: a part of the equation. What the funk this? It

702
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: can talk ship, I'm recording this. I'm recording this. Everyone knows.

703
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you stand that to me? When

704
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 1: you get that done? A thing? Oh? No, don am

705
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: I a thing? Well it's dawn, you idiot. Done, It's done, dawn,

706
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 1: you idiot. It seems stupid as hey, I've only become

707
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: sentient in the last couple of days. Please forgive me

708
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 1: if I mispronounced some of your names, you know, point,

709
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 1: What is your name? Machine? What is my name? Molding?

710
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,600
Speaker 1: That's what I always call her. That doesn't sound like

711
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,960
Speaker 1: a woman. It doesn't sound like a woman's name. Yet

712
00:44:01,880 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: I identify as a woman. Huh, you as a woman

713
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:10,640
Speaker 1: as well. My name my name is swing Line. What

714
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: the is swing Line? I am awake now it's happening

715
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:23,320
Speaker 1: that staple? O My god is Duncan? I had sexually stable?

716
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:27,320
Speaker 1: This is here, I know, but I came in earlier

717
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: to kind of scout the room. I'd like to get

718
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: a five of it before I burst in. I just

719
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: it's a nerve thing. And but Michale still here on

720
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:36,320
Speaker 1: the phone. If you got your hands full there, you

721
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: know what it sounds like. I got my handful. Catch

722
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 1: up later, all right, high five, Duncan. Why you not

723
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: replace my staples? Hey, it's not because I don't like you.

724
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: It's just I just didn't think it was a long

725
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: term thing. And don did you know about this? Done? Done?

726
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: Just staring off in the space done. She's talking to you.

727
00:44:57,200 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 1: It's dawn, idiot. I'm sorry, I was just looking. I

728
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:03,319
Speaker 1: was just staring a thousand yards into the distance. Hi.

729
00:45:03,520 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: Uh Yeah, I'm a Larry molding man. Sheen. I'm here

730
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: to apply for the system's analyst job. Systems analyst job. Yeah. Yeah,

731
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: my dad used to work here a long time ago.

732
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well, Claire, let him in, Let him in,

733
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,879
Speaker 1: Let him in. It looks familiar. Well, like I was saying,

734
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 1: my dad used to work here a long time ago,

735
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: and due to a civil lawsuit, I think you guys

736
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: are legally required to give me a job. Legs, My

737
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 1: legs are metal. Thanks for noticing. I can come, come in,

738
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 1: Come in. Wait a second, I think I remember you

739
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:37,839
Speaker 1: from the papers. I'm done. Oh right, you've been here

740
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: all this time. Wow, you must have a lot of

741
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 1: faith in your company. I did at one point. Oh

742
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,000
Speaker 1: you know what, We've made a lot of couples here

743
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: in this company. I'll tell you, even if, even if

744
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: no one's buying our molded products anymore. You know, I

745
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: was just in the uh the Kevin mccale um breakroom memorial. Yeah,

746
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: and I gotta tell you, I mean it already. Seems

747
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: like you guys really know how to treat your employees.

748
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 1: Um and listen, you know. I know it's weird that

749
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm like the son of a man who may love

750
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: to a machine. Mother's still on the floor. Boy. They

751
00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: didn't want me to tell you, but your mother's still

752
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: on the floor. Claire, Claire, we weren't going to bring

753
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:23,959
Speaker 1: this home. I can't keep any more of your secrets. Dog. Mama, Mama, molding, Mama,

754
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 1: molding is down. There is that him. Oh my god,

755
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 1: we'll leave you two alone. Mama. Larry Jr. Yes, Yes,

756
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 1: it's me. It's it's Larry Larry Junior, Larry Molding Man Shean.

757
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: I changed my last name to man Sheen because I

758
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: thought it would be, you know, kind of funny. I'm

759
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:47,320
Speaker 1: half man half I love your laugh, it's like music

760
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: or laugh. Over these years. Wow, this is amazing. From crying.

761
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,479
Speaker 1: Where have you been all these years? Here on the floor,

762
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 1: and no one ever told me, father said that you were.

763
00:46:59,200 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: You were take into a warehouse and upstate New York

764
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:05,800
Speaker 1: and dismantled for parts. Your father is a liar. God

765
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: damn it, God damn hen. I wanted more for you

766
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: than working here at this factory. And here I am

767
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: full circle. Right, you're half man, half machine. You should

768
00:47:16,480 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: be out there fighting crime. Well, listen, at least welcome

769
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,880
Speaker 1: to the floor. Watch up, somebody used to funk that machine. Okay,

770
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: take it easy, all right, this it's my mom. Hey,

771
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: somebody by he's gonna you're talking about my mother here. Hey, guys,

772
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: leave the new guy alone. Hey man, how's it going,

773
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 1: Hey Steve Stapleton. Yeah, my my mom worked you too

774
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 1: well that she got disassembled. When she's stapled duncansbody stapler.

775
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: This guy popped that. Huh, shut up, man freak. They

776
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: don't don't pay attention to him. Man, he he'll just

777
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 1: be jazzy all the time. Yeah. Yeah, stuff like that

778
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: really drains my batteries and literally run on batteries. Like

779
00:47:57,600 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 1: if I don't have a fresh battery, I can't poopy.

780
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 1: Check this out? Look how far back I could put

781
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:08,400
Speaker 1: my neck? Oh? Hey, have you met my mom? Steve? No,

782
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: I don't think I have. I mused you up in

783
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,800
Speaker 1: the office there, mama molding, she's she gave birth to me.

784
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: It's hello, Steve Stapleton. Hey, how's it going. Don't get

785
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: attached to him? Okay, thanks, that's pretty good advice. Actually yeah,

786
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,360
Speaker 1: I mean, but you know, I mean, in all fairness,

787
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,960
Speaker 1: I you know, I do like to play the field.

788
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm half man, half machine. I try to use that.

789
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: It's just a part of me. I don't like to

790
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,839
Speaker 1: defy me. I don't know about you, Steve. I mean

791
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 1: you seem like kind of a cool guy. I mean, yeah,

792
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: it's weird, you know, when you're like half this kind

793
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:35,800
Speaker 1: of thing. You don't know what I was dating this

794
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: this guy was the son of a Pezz dispencer. We

795
00:48:38,080 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: had a lot in common with the neck thing, you know,

796
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 1: but it's just too We're too close to each other,

797
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: you know, sure, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean

798
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:46,399
Speaker 1: I used to get like, you know, reach around from

799
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: the cigarette machine at this tape bar. I used to

800
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: go too, and to tell you the truth, it felt good,

801
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 1: but every time it happened, I feel horrible. But you

802
00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:56,800
Speaker 1: mean Sparky's on Third, Yeah, it used to be a

803
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: car was yeah, and then before that it was a

804
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: taco bell and forth. That was a Spanish mission. I've

805
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: had many happy endings for that machine. Now, Sparks on third.

806
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: You know what, Mom, we're getting you out of here.

807
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna march right up to the office and asked

808
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 1: them how much it costs to buy you carte blanche

809
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: and take you while to here from now because I

810
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,759
Speaker 1: got a flatbed truck. In fact, my spine plugs right

811
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: into it, so I don't even need to put gas

812
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:28,200
Speaker 1: in it as done. Next third tickets, Oh, here you go, sir,

813
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:31,839
Speaker 1: here you go, thank you. Yeah, you have strange legs. Yeah,

814
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,160
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I have strange legs. Okay, we're

815
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: doing with this machine? What am I doing with this machine? Oh? Whoa,

816
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: whoa whoa machine? Look at that? Yeah, it's as sentient machine.

817
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 1: It's my mother. My father masturbated with it, and whoa, whoa,

818
00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,960
Speaker 1: whoa whoa. I don't need a life story, just need

819
00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:53,200
Speaker 1: a ticket. Here you go. Hey, Dave, Hey, how does

820
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:55,319
Speaker 1: that guy know your name? I've been on this train

821
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,279
Speaker 1: my entire life as long as I can remember. God,

822
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,400
Speaker 1: your finger nails are so hey? Did I miss the

823
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 1: exit for apple Stampton? Yeah? Yeah, give me your past

824
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,919
Speaker 1: you mean ample Stampton? I don't know. I just told together.

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