Speaker 1: How you doing, Carrie?
Speaker 2: Is are we on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're on.
Speaker 3: We're live being broadcast to billions of people. Oh man,
Speaker 3: we were really.
Speaker 1: Scraping the bottom of the barrel with this guest.
Speaker 3: Tashhaw Tosh Tosh Show Show. Welcome to Tosh Show, the
Speaker 3: number fifteen podcast in the world, depending on when you
Speaker 3: check the charts.
Speaker 1: How you doing, Eddie?
Speaker 4: I'm doing good? How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous because I know what today is.
Speaker 3: Today is the day that I get feedback from all
Speaker 3: the people that leave me comments. And the first time
Speaker 3: we did this it was overwhelmingly positive. And I heard
Speaker 3: the tide has changed.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, it's shifted a bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, bring it all right here we go.
Speaker 4: Should have named the pod Toshing Salad.
Speaker 1: You know what, it's a great idea.
Speaker 3: The problem is we've already embroidered one thousand fleece vests
Speaker 3: with Toss Show, so it's too late.
Speaker 4: I think it'd be cool to bring on some memorable
Speaker 4: guests from Tosh point zero, like Fanny. I'd also love
Speaker 4: to see an interview with your wife or.
Speaker 3: Now in a perfect world, that would be one interview.
Speaker 3: I have asked my wife if she would be on
Speaker 3: the show, and she's reluctant to do it because she
Speaker 3: won't agree to my terms. And that's that I get
Speaker 3: to ask her any questions I want, especially about all
Speaker 3: her alt right friends and their marriages.
Speaker 1: She's very nervous about that.
Speaker 4: For someone who talks about abortion a lot, it is
Speaker 4: wild how he has a child.
Speaker 3: Oh Eddie hit the sirens. Real dumbest comment ever. Oh yeah. See,
Speaker 3: the difference is my wife and I wanted to have
Speaker 3: a child. Now, if my wife, when she was twelve
Speaker 3: years old was raped by her uncle and she wanted
Speaker 3: to get rid of that baby, I would just hope
Speaker 3: that there were no laws in place that would stop
Speaker 3: her from doing that, and I wouldn't care if it
Speaker 3: was from conception up until crowning anything. She wants to
Speaker 3: get rid of that inbred demon seed. Do you see
Speaker 3: the difference? One was us one in a child, and
Speaker 3: the other is me wanting her rights to be protected
Speaker 3: when she was a child.
Speaker 4: The entertainment business is littered with petos, and Tash knows
Speaker 4: that he knows that, all right.
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't know my own Twitter log in,
Speaker 3: I don't know my mailing address.
Speaker 1: What else don't. I know.
Speaker 3: I just discovered I have a TikTok account, So let
Speaker 3: me assure you of this. I know nothing. I said
Speaker 3: this before and people were like, oh, the pedophiles. They're
Speaker 3: not going to announce that they're pedophiles. It's the law
Speaker 3: they are supposed to They're supposed to knock on your
Speaker 3: door and say, hey, I'm a pedophile. I live nearby.
Speaker 1: That was my whole point.
Speaker 3: And when I said that was that I don't know
Speaker 3: any pedovihle because I don't, like you think, in a
Speaker 3: town where people just gossip constantly, I would hear it
Speaker 3: once like heyge you hear so, and so I think
Speaker 3: he's I've just never heard that. And I'm being honest.
Speaker 3: So when people say that this town is just nothing
Speaker 3: but pedophiles, I'm like, Okay, that's not true. But that's
Speaker 3: based on my experience. Maybe everyone that's a pedophiles is
Speaker 3: really good at keeping a secret, which I guess. I
Speaker 3: guess that's probably a strong prerequisite.
Speaker 4: Did Tosh turn super libtard? I think so time to
Speaker 4: unsub I guess.
Speaker 3: You know my mom my mom, she thinks that I'm
Speaker 3: a closet conservative that I only pretend to be liberal
Speaker 3: for uh my work. Well, seriously, watch I'll call her.
Speaker 1: Let's see if she answers. She probably won't. She better
Speaker 1: not pick up.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, hey, this is Marga. Sorry I mister call
Speaker 5: leave a message? Snug Hello?
Speaker 1: Why won't mom answer her phone?
Speaker 5: Oh? She didn't have it right now?
Speaker 1: She's where is she? Let me?
Speaker 6: Well, she's in washing clothes right now?
Speaker 1: Let me talk to her. Will you go give her?
Speaker 1: Give her the phone? Please, I can.
Speaker 6: Get out of this chair. Then hold on? Oh, I
Speaker 6: guess she went to get the flag. What hold on?
Speaker 1: You guys are so patriotic.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know where she is now.
Speaker 3: You guys live in like three hundred square feet.
Speaker 1: It's cold here. Great. Have you spotted her?
Speaker 6: Yeah, she's coming, she's right here.
Speaker 3: Let me talk to her for one second, Dane, I
Speaker 3: want to talk to me.
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to you. Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: Why weren't you? Where's your phone?
Speaker 2: Oh? I went out to bring the flag in.
Speaker 3: I got a waitte right listen, you're you're on speakerphone
Speaker 3: right now. So don't say anything awful about anybody. Uh, hey,
Speaker 3: don't you think that I'm a closet like secretly conservative,
Speaker 3: and I'm only that I only pretend to be liberal
Speaker 3: for television.
Speaker 1: That's in my dreams, I hope best.
Speaker 5: I don't know that that's I believe that.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh so you so you don't believe that.
Speaker 3: No, No, in my closet conservative.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll call you later, love you, goodbye.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I thought I thought she actually believed it.
Speaker 4: Next one up. What's the best place for us poor
Speaker 4: is to support Tosh Spotify or YouTube.
Speaker 1: That's a great question.
Speaker 3: I'm told you can listen to the show on the
Speaker 3: iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 3: I've never checked myself. This could be a very elaborate
Speaker 3: prank being played on me, a reminder that I don't
Speaker 3: have to do this show. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 3: I don't want to do this show. The reason I'm
Speaker 3: doing this show is because I trust that God has
Speaker 3: a plan.
Speaker 4: I have a brain tumor. Send me good vibes, Daniel.
Speaker 3: You know that's why we do the show. To give
Speaker 3: a guy a great guy. I'm guessing he could be
Speaker 3: a piece of shit, but let's just say for the
Speaker 3: sake of argument, it's a good guy and he's got
Speaker 3: a brain tumor, so let's just send him good vibes
Speaker 3: because we don't want anyone.
Speaker 1: To have to go through that.
Speaker 3: No matter what your political stance is, unless it's different
Speaker 3: than mine, then you know what, I probably don't care
Speaker 3: as much, but I'm gonna send you good vibes.
Speaker 4: This podcast is just making me realize out of touch
Speaker 4: and La Daniel Tosh's.
Speaker 3: Calling me out of touch is not an insult. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm out of touch with your reality. I don't know
Speaker 3: what a gollon of milk cost. Do you know what
Speaker 3: it costs to charter a hawker nine hundred from LA
Speaker 3: to New York. Our lives are different. I've never had
Speaker 3: a real job as an adult. I didn't get into
Speaker 3: showbiz so I could have a normal life. I can
Speaker 3: be down to earth, okay, but those two things are different.
Speaker 3: Being down to earth and out of touch are very different.
Speaker 3: Do I have to live in Tulsa and manage a
Speaker 3: hobby lobby for thirty years to be considered normal? Choosing
Speaker 3: to live in Oklahoma is out of touch in my book,
Speaker 3: That's why highways were invented so people could drive the
Speaker 3: fuck out of Oklahoma. If you want to listen to
Speaker 3: someone who's super in touch. I recommend listening to Your
Speaker 3: Roommates podcast.
Speaker 4: Something is breaking in the comedy world where I think
Speaker 4: some people are starting to see they were the people
Speaker 4: who the jokes were on all along, but think Toash changed.
Speaker 4: It's interesting. Can we talk about how fire Tosh's outfits
Speaker 4: have been without the ongoing theme? His fits have all
Speaker 4: been ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: That's really nice.
Speaker 3: That's really nice, Almost as if we planned that to
Speaker 3: segue into today's guest. Because I hate picking out clothes,
Speaker 3: but I know enough about fashion to hire someone who
Speaker 3: lives for it. Now, there might be some sticker shock
Speaker 3: in this interview when Karen and I talked dollar amounts
Speaker 3: for clothing, but I want you to know that I
Speaker 3: got a different TV show to pay for it, and
Speaker 3: then I award on here first, enjoy.
Speaker 1: Pasha.
Speaker 3: If you've ever wondered why I dressed like an idiot
Speaker 3: or enjoyed a Christmas gift I gave you, thank our
Speaker 3: next guest because she picked it out. Please welcome my stylist.
Speaker 3: For over fifteen years, they always stressed out Carrie Hi.
Speaker 1: All right, are you stressed out currently?
Speaker 2: No, I'm very relaxed.
Speaker 1: All right, Carrie, you uh, we've worked together for a
Speaker 1: long time. You're from Orange County?
Speaker 2: Yes, huh, Yes, from Orange. I was born there. I
Speaker 2: was born there, and I moved all around and then
Speaker 2: went back there for high school.
Speaker 1: I assume your goal was to become a desperate housewife.
Speaker 2: That's what my I think my mom would have loved that.
Speaker 1: But no, did you grow up rich?
Speaker 2: I did? Then we didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't have money?
Speaker 2: Then we didn't.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happens.
Speaker 1: What's your dad do for this?
Speaker 2: He was in commercial real estate until like the late eighties,
Speaker 2: and then it kind of all went south.
Speaker 1: What'd your mom do?
Speaker 2: She was just a housewife, was she?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And then she had to go back to work.
Speaker 1: Where did she go to work?
Speaker 2: Like she was a receptionist? No, she was like a receptionist.
Speaker 2: It's some engineering firm and Irvine for a little while.
Speaker 2: She had to figure it out. I mean, are you.
Speaker 3: Proud of being from Orange County? Did you think that
Speaker 3: was a cool growing up?
Speaker 1: No, you didn't know.
Speaker 3: It's because I always thought of Orange County as a
Speaker 3: cool place when I was a kid in Florida, Like
Speaker 3: the OC you just hear about it.
Speaker 1: Yes, the greatest place on earth.
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. It was kind of cool.
Speaker 2: I had like a DJ boyfriend, you did, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: used to go to raves in the whole thing when
Speaker 2: I was like that age. I was in the house music.
Speaker 2: I went to high school with Heather Sweet. Who's Didavantese?
Speaker 1: What's what's her DJ name?
Speaker 2: I think it's Didavantese.
Speaker 1: Is she popular or a big star or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think, oh she's Yeah, she's like a huge
Speaker 2: burlesque star, a burlesque Yeah. But she was like during
Speaker 2: that time, she was like a very high end kind
Speaker 2: of stripper at these raves. It would be like the
Speaker 2: main one on stage or whatever.
Speaker 1: She wasn't a DJ at all.
Speaker 2: No, she's not the DJ. I didn't date her date.
Speaker 2: I had a boyfriend that was a DJ. He's said Jesus.
Speaker 2: Was that a hard story to follow?
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, all right. First question that
Speaker 1: I ask all my guests, do you believe in ghosts?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, ghost Absolutely. I hadn't. I had an apartment in
Speaker 2: West Hollywood and I just moved in there. And my
Speaker 2: microwave turned on.
Speaker 1: No, I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: I want to hear this story.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to hear this.
Speaker 2: I don't proclaimed for them to go away. And it
Speaker 2: was fine.
Speaker 3: Anybody that believes in ghosts I need. That's all I
Speaker 3: need to know about them.
Speaker 2: I've never seen one. I do not want to see one.
Speaker 3: Right, pop quiz, hot shot? What size shoe am I twelve?
Speaker 3: What's my waist?
Speaker 1: Size thirty four? But sometimes sometimes you're a thirty six,
Speaker 1: But but I tell you to still say it's a
Speaker 1: thirty four.
Speaker 2: You do, and then I just have to make them
Speaker 2: bigger do like some sneaky things.
Speaker 6: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: All right? What size? What size head do I have?
Speaker 2: Oh? It's like seven and seven eighths?
Speaker 5: Huh right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate your head so big, so big, so bad.
Speaker 2: I hate I hate it so much. Anytime there's a
Speaker 2: hat or a jumpsuit, it's like a very stressful.
Speaker 1: Because I'm very long from crotch.
Speaker 2: Yes, so I have to get you like double triple
Speaker 2: extra large, then take it in.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's neat, that's neat that you know how to
Speaker 3: do all that Stuff's let's start with how did you
Speaker 3: become a stylist.
Speaker 2: I went to USC for fine art and I graduated
Speaker 2: and was like, what am I going to do with
Speaker 2: this degree? Basically?
Speaker 1: And there's much as USC costs back then.
Speaker 2: I mean I transferred in there and I was there
Speaker 2: two and a half years.
Speaker 3: Because you went to school there and went in the seventies.
Speaker 2: No big, ninety, How old are you fifty? I just
Speaker 2: turned fifty, fifty years so I don't even say anything.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Not even in the ball You're.
Speaker 2: Very close huh.
Speaker 1: All right, yes, so you're fifty years old fifty.
Speaker 2: I just turned fifty in May.
Speaker 1: Wow five half a century yep. Oh some baggage, all right.
Speaker 3: So let's go back now. You got into show business
Speaker 3: as a.
Speaker 2: Star needed a job, and I went where I went
Speaker 2: to school. There was like film people there, and they
Speaker 2: started working on a show called Singled Out with Jenny McCarthy.
Speaker 1: Oh I loved it. I loved Singled Out right.
Speaker 2: So they were trying to cast me because I had
Speaker 2: really short hair, like, what are the girls on the
Speaker 2: show a contestant? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I was almost I was almost going to
Speaker 3: just reach across the table and strang.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: It was like one of the girls, like one of
Speaker 2: the dating things that I really don't like to be
Speaker 2: on camera, and all I get very nervous, and I said, no,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be on the show, but I
Speaker 2: want I need a job. So I got hired in
Speaker 2: the art department. That was a PA in the art department,
Speaker 2: and then I could make a lot of things, and
Speaker 2: I think people like took notice of it because I
Speaker 2: could sow and like make props and do all these things.
Speaker 2: And I I just started getting hired.
Speaker 3: All right, What was what was the first like good
Speaker 3: job you had is like the head stylist on.
Speaker 2: I was a show with Amad Zappa was hosting it
Speaker 2: and I can't remember or what it was called.
Speaker 1: You don't give a shit? What about The Bachelor? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I did all these little shows. Then one
Speaker 2: of the producers were MTV jumped to ABC and he
Speaker 2: took me with him. So I was twenty eight and
Speaker 2: then I started working on the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: So you was never young.
Speaker 2: I mean that was young.
Speaker 3: So they went to ABC and they started The Bachelor.
Speaker 3: So you're on the very beginning to the very start
Speaker 3: of it seasons one through what one, two, three, and
Speaker 3: then you were fired.
Speaker 2: Then I was fired because I, uh, what was going
Speaker 2: on in that show though, a lot of crazy things,
Speaker 2: a lot of like I feel like there was a
Speaker 2: lot of drugs and alcohol and wife swampied and craziness happening.
Speaker 2: Like there's like the crew oh yeah, uh oh yeah,
Speaker 2: there was like crazy stuff going on, and I wasn't
Speaker 2: totally I didn't exactly partake at all. I don't think
Speaker 2: that was like looked at favorably. So I was, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: I wasn't what you're saying. It was not playing the game.
Speaker 1: You're right, your meat too in that whole crew.
Speaker 2: It was so complicated because it wasn't and nothing was
Speaker 2: ever said, you know what I mean. It was just
Speaker 2: like I was supposed to hire somebody that I was
Speaker 2: asked to hire that was one of the executive's assistants,
Speaker 2: and I did, and then I didn't do a good
Speaker 2: enough job of that. I didn't know I was supposed
Speaker 2: to fire everybody and just hire this person. So I
Speaker 2: was then fired. But from that show, then I did
Speaker 2: all of the like Knockoffs, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love,
Speaker 2: I Love New York. I did all those shows, and.
Speaker 3: Then you ran into this the guy that fired you. You
Speaker 3: ran into him years later and he apologized. I said
Speaker 3: I had a problem with Cochin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he totally apologized to me. He knew. He was like,
Speaker 2: I'm really sorry and sorry how I treated you.
Speaker 3: And that's because he didn't want you to write an
Speaker 3: article about him. Maybe, baby, Who are some of the
Speaker 3: most famous people you've wardrobed.
Speaker 2: I've dressed a lot of comedians. I've done a ton
Speaker 2: of stuff for ABC and Disney like I do it.
Speaker 2: I've been when I did The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: Give me fucking people's name.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to think of people's names off the I
Speaker 2: think they're all from like Theies.
Speaker 1: Though I don't care who Paul Riser know that is Milton?
Speaker 2: Like a bunch of Disney kids.
Speaker 1: What Disney kid?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: We did like camp Rocks. It was like Selena Gomez
Speaker 2: and what was the other one? Her friend Demie Levado,
Speaker 2: Oh Yes.
Speaker 3: Is my favorite video of all time when people ask
Speaker 3: her what her favorite dish was in an interview and
Speaker 3: and she said, I think I like a mug.
Speaker 2: And your favorite dish my favorite dish. I like mugs.
Speaker 1: That's amazing, And then she tried to play it all
Speaker 1: like that's.
Speaker 2: Not what I would totally answer something like that, like
Speaker 2: I can relate to that. That's what she was thinking
Speaker 2: in her head. Maybe she does ceramics. You never know.
Speaker 2: I did have something funny with David Hasselhoff. We did
Speaker 2: like there, you know that show, the car show everyone likes.
Speaker 2: It's very big in England and they keep trying to
Speaker 2: make it here. Yeah, what's it called top Gear? Top Gear?
Speaker 2: So this was probably seventeen years ago and they did
Speaker 2: a pilot for top Gear and David Hasselhoff was one
Speaker 2: of the hosts and I put clothes in his room.
Speaker 2: He's like trailer and then I stepped outside and he's like,
Speaker 2: don't worry about it, you can just stay in here.
Speaker 2: I'll get dressed in here. But he wasn't creepy.
Speaker 1: But I was more like, you saw his hog.
Speaker 2: I didn't see his hog. He wasn't trying to show
Speaker 2: me his hog. I think he was just trying to
Speaker 2: say whatever, like, you don't have to leave, you get dressed.
Speaker 2: It's like a normal thing.
Speaker 1: You've never seen my home.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've never seen I've never seen it.
Speaker 1: You've never's go on record, have you ever seen my hog?
Speaker 2: Never seen your hog?
Speaker 3: When I started working with you, you you had you were
Speaker 3: working with doctor Phil. I was, and I when you
Speaker 3: see doctor Phil, you're like, that's who I want to
Speaker 3: look like. Whoever, who's ever dressed in this guy?
Speaker 1: Let's hire them?
Speaker 2: Oh that show. There's a massive budget they had on
Speaker 2: that show, more than I spent. Yes, I was getting
Speaker 2: all of his suits custom made in Italy. They were
Speaker 2: all Zenya. They would like, open up the what do
Speaker 2: you call it, the factory in Italy to make them,
Speaker 2: like because they would close down for the summer, especially
Speaker 2: for him. Because I ordered so many suits, they would
Speaker 2: come back and open them up and make his suits.
Speaker 1: Guys, not even a real doctor? Do you like doctor Phil?
Speaker 1: Was he nice to you? No? That's fair enough. How
Speaker 1: long do you work for him?
Speaker 2: I think five years? I think I addressed him and
Speaker 2: his wife dress his wife.
Speaker 3: Just for the little she has sat in the audience
Speaker 3: and just waited. She did, and you put her in
Speaker 3: those clothes.
Speaker 2: Crazy, And they're expensive, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: And how much money you're spending on their clothes a
Speaker 1: year or a season?
Speaker 2: Couple hundred thousand dollars a.
Speaker 1: Couple hundred thousand a year on just their clothes.
Speaker 2: You had a good budget. We had a good budget
Speaker 2: on your show.
Speaker 1: How much would we spend a season?
Speaker 2: Maybe eighty thousand, eighty.
Speaker 1: Thousand a season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, See, that's going to blow people's mind because the
Speaker 3: show is like you think of the show as such
Speaker 3: a cheap show, and it was relative to other shows.
Speaker 3: But yet I was still spent I need eighty thousand
Speaker 3: a season on clothes.
Speaker 2: I mean if sometimes one hundred thousand, it depends, like
Speaker 2: season of high fashion. We are probably spending maybe sixty
Speaker 2: alone on your show wardrobe. And that doesn't include like
Speaker 2: all the webard emptins and all the costuming and every
Speaker 2: like weekly, all the things that would happen weekly.
Speaker 3: That's not even any fun stuff that we should shoot.
Speaker 3: When we say, hey, I need to be a butterfly
Speaker 3: this afternoon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would get notes at eleven am, and then
Speaker 2: I would have to come two hours later, right, show up,
Speaker 2: and then put this stuff on you, and then that'd
Speaker 2: be it. That's why it's stressed. I stress out. I
Speaker 2: can handle it, though, but barely.
Speaker 1: You barely can handle it.
Speaker 3: You're always like on the verge of crying or quitting.
Speaker 2: Well, that's true.
Speaker 1: How much did this sweater cost?
Speaker 2: That sweater is about four hundred I think.
Speaker 1: And how many times have I worn it on television?
Speaker 2: Maybe one time? Oh maybe?
Speaker 3: All right, that's pretty good. We just recycle stuff. Yeah
Speaker 3: did I How much stuff did you steal from Doctor
Speaker 3: phill and give to me.
Speaker 2: A couple things like many you have some shoes and
Speaker 2: some ties. Most of the ties you wore literally for
Speaker 2: the entire run of the show was from that show.
Speaker 1: And there's that was just whenever I wanted to look
Speaker 1: like an idiot.
Speaker 2: Yes, not like cool no, no, no, no, like business suit ties.
Speaker 2: And I have a pair of like black coal hons
Speaker 2: and brown ones that I borrowed and just kept it
Speaker 2: at the show because I was doing both shows at
Speaker 2: the same time.
Speaker 1: Sure so, And I wore the for like fifteen years.
Speaker 2: He did the same dress. Shoes. It was fine.
Speaker 1: Anytime I wanted to look like an idiot, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let's put you in a suit. I put those shoes
Speaker 2: on you nice.
Speaker 1: What's the worst thing you ever had to do on
Speaker 1: my show?
Speaker 2: Oh, you're in a real bad moon one time. No,
Speaker 2: it was like real bad. And there you were a
Speaker 2: clown that I did have, like proper clown shoes. I
Speaker 2: had like plastic clown shoes. You remember this, Oh, you were.
Speaker 1: Trying to wedge my feet in. Yeah, I hurt my feet.
Speaker 2: They were like getting cut up. And then you were
Speaker 2: like kicking me insane horrible things to me, and I
Speaker 2: literally ran offset. I don't know if anybody else remembers,
Speaker 2: and I was like fuck this, and I walked offset
Speaker 2: and walked into the office and then I started crying.
Speaker 2: You followed me.
Speaker 3: I followed you the clown you did and you can't.
Speaker 2: You came in if you were, you apologized, you were like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I like had my limit with your feet.
Speaker 1: That I did. I squeak my nose and squirt you
Speaker 1: with my flower.
Speaker 2: You probably tried to.
Speaker 3: That's not even what I thought you were going to say.
Speaker 3: There's two times I think, oh, I mean making you
Speaker 3: upset on the show.
Speaker 2: That happened a couple of times. I always had to
Speaker 2: do with your feet for some reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're not good at putting shoes on people, because.
Speaker 2: It just takes so long. And in fittings, it's like
Speaker 2: you're so slow though when you try to clothes on,
Speaker 2: like time slows down. You're like putting one leg on,
Speaker 2: then the other leg in the pants and then pulling
Speaker 2: them up slowly and then talking to other people.
Speaker 1: I wear a lot of hats when I'm working.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, my brain's going all over the place.
Speaker 1: This is going to be manic. How come you still
Speaker 1: don't know how to tie a tie?
Speaker 2: I just got lazy because one of the writers would
Speaker 2: always tie it, so I was just went in his office.
Speaker 1: I would have you quit all the other shows then
Speaker 1: just to work.
Speaker 2: With me, pretty much, because it was so it was nice,
Speaker 2: It was so much fun. We had so much fun
Speaker 2: for so long.
Speaker 3: What about the time that you had to There was
Speaker 3: an old guy in his balls. He's just kept falling
Speaker 3: out of the outfit that you.
Speaker 1: Put him in.
Speaker 3: I forgot about that, and we kept telling you to
Speaker 3: go put his balls back in Yeah, and you refuse.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 2: He was weird like some black s and m like
Speaker 2: Vinyl outphit. He was the sweetest man, and literally his
Speaker 2: balls were like.
Speaker 1: Dripping out of his balls are old.
Speaker 2: And I just didn't and I didn't want to have
Speaker 2: to keep telling him to put him back in there.
Speaker 2: But you guys were like, go tell him, go tell him.
Speaker 3: Did you seem like it's definitely in your Wheelhouse the
Speaker 3: time that we made you eat those sugar free gummy
Speaker 3: bears that like give you diarrhea, but you didn't know
Speaker 3: about it. Yeah you were, and we were just filming
Speaker 3: you eating a bunch of them, and then you went home.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I went home and like Carly at the time,
Speaker 2: was at the table, Carl Now, who's now your wife?
Speaker 1: Okay, that seems we shouldn't talk about that. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we'll cut that out. Okay. I did not marry anyone
Speaker 1: that worked at my show.
Speaker 2: Okay. Oh well, she kept trying to give me like
Speaker 2: the eyeballs, like.
Speaker 1: Don't Yeah, she was like, go home right now.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh, like trying to vibe me to
Speaker 2: not do it. And I was just like, but I
Speaker 2: like clear gummy bears and I'm gonna eat these. Obviously
Speaker 2: it's probably fine. I should have known better at the time.
Speaker 2: Then I came home and then it was this awful
Speaker 2: like empty, gurgling feeling like your stomach feels big but small,
Speaker 2: And then everyone started text messaging me, checking in on me, and.
Speaker 1: Then he said diaral night.
Speaker 2: I did, I did, I did, And then we had
Speaker 2: some doctor coming. This is when I was single and
Speaker 2: you guys were trying to set me up with everybody.
Speaker 2: Some doctor came in to give us a flu shot.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that we came in every year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it came in like two days after that,
Speaker 2: and I started talking about that to him. But for
Speaker 2: some reason, because he was a doctor, like, and then
Speaker 2: everyone was like, if you're trying to date this guy,
Speaker 2: you shouldn't talk about that to him.
Speaker 3: He wasn't a real doctor. He was just somebody they
Speaker 3: would give us, like free flu shots.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I didn't know back.
Speaker 3: In the heyday when people would just give us free stuff.
Speaker 3: Whatever happened to that.
Speaker 2: Nike actually gave you stuff an Adidas forever. And then
Speaker 2: I think when social media became like a thing, like
Speaker 2: celebrities were like tagging it and doing all that, and I.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't participate in that part of it.
Speaker 2: So I don't think, Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about let's talk about your dating now.
Speaker 3: What happened the time you almost married a catfish?
Speaker 2: Oh man, that was like the last of my horrible
Speaker 2: dating experiences. It was about it was a rough thirties
Speaker 2: for me.
Speaker 3: You're happily married now, but I have for the majority
Speaker 3: of our relationship you're always just dating people that were
Speaker 3: just horrible people.
Speaker 2: Yes, And actually the first time I met you, I
Speaker 2: was super nervous because you were it was some skit
Speaker 2: you were doing with salvia. Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: It was like the very first time I met you,
Speaker 2: I didn't know anything about you, and you kept talking
Speaker 2: about how much you liked to do salvia, and I
Speaker 2: was like, and I had just been dating someone who
Speaker 2: smoked so much weed that like it was a problem.
Speaker 2: And I was like, great, now I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: work for this guy who's like on the salvia all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: But that wasn't I was just being opan stupid.
Speaker 2: I know I do that later, But the first time
Speaker 2: I met you, I was like, oh, great.
Speaker 1: All right, Well anyway, that's a dumb story.
Speaker 3: But what I want to hear about is the guy
Speaker 3: that just lied to you about everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he lied to me about where he went to school.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: He told me he was a lawyer. He told me
Speaker 2: he was a professional soccer player. He told me he
Speaker 2: was in the Olympics. He told me he owned two
Speaker 2: real van Go paintings.
Speaker 1: And you've just never googled him.
Speaker 2: No, At the time, I didn't nobody to check that out.
Speaker 1: You can't check that stuff out. What kind of place
Speaker 1: did he have? His van goes in?
Speaker 2: So we had this is he lives? No, it's so
Speaker 2: silly now, But the.
Speaker 1: Time I was just so desperate to be in love.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe I was. This is what twelve thirteen
Speaker 2: years thirteen years ago.
Speaker 1: So you're forty one?
Speaker 2: I was. No, No, I was in my late thirties
Speaker 2: I met him, But that like changed my life because
Speaker 2: I was like, what how did I fall into that?
Speaker 2: I think I was just like this guy looks great
Speaker 2: on paper, and all my friends are married and everybody's
Speaker 2: having babies, and like, you know, he seems like exceptional.
Speaker 2: And I think I was like going down this path
Speaker 2: of like this seems like a good partner to other people.
Speaker 1: To me, Well, lesson learned.
Speaker 3: You're as successful a woman a lot of ventures. You
Speaker 3: make up pottery with your feet, nog my hands.
Speaker 1: Are you still making potter? Are you selling it to
Speaker 1: the general public?
Speaker 2: I am? I am?
Speaker 5: I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a dish of yours in my place
Speaker 3: in Tahoe, Yes, And it is just every time I
Speaker 3: look at it, I'm just like, this is horrific.
Speaker 2: I know that's what you think, but it also makes
Speaker 2: me laugh because you couldn't fed ice, couldn't deliver like
Speaker 2: any other packages for some reason, and you got that
Speaker 2: that I was like secretly thought that was very funny.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Tahoe.
Speaker 3: One time you came to my house in Tahoe with
Speaker 3: a guy and all you did was you guys just
Speaker 3: stayed in a room for the higher time you were
Speaker 3: there and just were I guess you were just having
Speaker 3: sex or sleeping or whatever, but you were just you
Speaker 3: never came out of your room.
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 3: They were guests in my home, and they were just
Speaker 3: in my house for like three or four days and
Speaker 3: I never saw you.
Speaker 2: That is not this a little bit true, but not
Speaker 2: one hundred percent true. I did. I brought him with
Speaker 2: me because everybody was like a couple there and I
Speaker 2: was dating this guy at the time, and.
Speaker 1: I was, look, I got, I got a guy.
Speaker 2: I would literally said to him, do you want to
Speaker 2: come with me on this trip? And then he said
Speaker 2: to me, do I need to bring towels? And that
Speaker 2: should have been like a red flag, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, like I see knowing better And then he
Speaker 2: put like his clothes in like a trash bag, and
Speaker 2: he like stuck it in my car, and like I
Speaker 2: drove up there in my car, and like I put
Speaker 2: us at a hotel in the city for a night
Speaker 2: before we went to Tahoe, like all these red flags,
Speaker 2: you know. And then we went to your house, and
Speaker 2: I think I was just at that point so mortified.
Speaker 2: Like I knew it was just so bad that I
Speaker 2: didn't want to share this with everybody, so I just
Speaker 2: like kept him in a room.
Speaker 1: How many van goes did this guy have?
Speaker 2: This guy didn't have any man goes?
Speaker 3: Speaking of getting married, h I got married, and you
Speaker 3: helped purchase my wife's engagement ring.
Speaker 6: I did.
Speaker 1: Did I spend too much?
Speaker 2: No, you didn't at all. We went to a couple
Speaker 2: of places and then we went to this my place.
Speaker 2: We didn't. We went to the magical place in Beverly
Speaker 2: Hills that had this There was like a secret door
Speaker 2: in an elevator. We went to this rooftop and I
Speaker 2: was like, this is where you're behind your ring and
Speaker 2: it was amazing, and I picked the stone and I
Speaker 2: was like, that's the stone.
Speaker 3: You sold jewelry for a while. I used to sell
Speaker 3: like high end dog tags for like.
Speaker 2: I made them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I made them.
Speaker 2: I had a company.
Speaker 1: That business failed.
Speaker 2: I mean it didn't veil. I did it for five years.
Speaker 2: I mean it was set up so an investor could
Speaker 2: come in and either invested in or it would be sold.
Speaker 2: That's how I set up the business.
Speaker 3: Speaking of failing with businesses, let's talk about our business
Speaker 3: that we started.
Speaker 1: What did we start?
Speaker 2: We started a toddler clothing line for boys for boys
Speaker 2: called Boys Wear Pink.
Speaker 3: Boys Wear Pink dot Com. I've done everything for the reason.
Speaker 3: I started this company and I partnered with you. I
Speaker 3: was like, let's do this company. It would be a
Speaker 3: great idea because I hate clothes for my son. They
Speaker 3: all look, they're all stupid. I don't want them to
Speaker 3: wear a jeep a shirt with a Jeep on it.
Speaker 3: And it was so it was Boys Were Pink was
Speaker 3: the line.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: We launched it, and then I said, I'm going to
Speaker 3: do nothing because I'm tired of spending money. How much
Speaker 3: money you think I've spent so far?
Speaker 2: You probably spent about thirty to forty thousand, Okay, but
Speaker 2: honestly that there's nothing to start these companies like whatever.
Speaker 1: I still have a ton of t shirts.
Speaker 2: There's a your house house, and there's also like it
Speaker 2: somewhere in Monterey Park. There's like boxes of this stuff too.
Speaker 2: Where oh in Monterey Park?
Speaker 1: Are we paying for that?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.
Speaker 2: No, it's just sitting there.
Speaker 3: Well, let's hopefully be I want I just want to
Speaker 3: sell all the merchandise that we have, and then I
Speaker 3: will consider continuing it and coming out with new stuff.
Speaker 1: So right now, I just need.
Speaker 2: Everybody, everybody buy these T shirts.
Speaker 1: Only if you have a two to five year old.
Speaker 2: That's it. We all have three sizes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, listen, I didn't want to. I didn't want to
Speaker 3: start broad. Have you ever stole from me?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: But shit, you're wondering.
Speaker 3: You know how men times I got your whoever you
Speaker 3: were dating, their dry cleaning and they got my clothes.
Speaker 2: That did happen?
Speaker 1: Are you a chopaholic? No? Is being a personal shopper stressful?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: So you do that. You're also a personal shopper.
Speaker 3: So whenever I have to like buy my family gifts
Speaker 3: or something that I just tell you go buy my
Speaker 3: family gifts and then you bring me back always just
Speaker 3: way too much, like like oh, I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: they're my family. I don't like him like this, and
Speaker 3: we scale it back. Yeah, and then and everybody's like
Speaker 3: you give the best gifts and it's all because of you.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I don't enjoy personal shopping as much as
Speaker 2: you don't. No, it's a lot of work, and there's
Speaker 2: it's all on my credit card. And it's just a
Speaker 2: lot of like lugging stuff to people's houses and sending
Speaker 2: it up and then putting it back in the car
Speaker 2: and driving away with it. Like it's you have to
Speaker 2: make everything really nice and presentable. It's a very behind
Speaker 2: the scenes like I've been, like I've done it for
Speaker 2: a couple of other people, and I'm like literally in
Speaker 2: the basement, like guzzling water, you know, like cause you
Speaker 2: just have to look presentable, Like I'm a stylist and
Speaker 2: that this is all fashioning fine.
Speaker 1: In the basement guzzling water? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Like I'm so hot and I'm tired, and I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna do it in front of you, so I like
Speaker 2: go to another room.
Speaker 1: See, and I gotta drink water in front of me?
Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Not like a crazy person, Like you're hot and you're tired,
Speaker 2: you know, you can't just.
Speaker 1: Have a glass of water like a normal human.
Speaker 2: ID. Yes, I don't.
Speaker 6: Ye.
Speaker 3: Like what you're doing is like like the most you're
Speaker 3: pushing tin or you're you know, landing hijacked airplane.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that. I'm not. I'm just lugging a
Speaker 2: bunch of clothes around that are expensive.
Speaker 1: Talk about the goat.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, you work with me on my next show
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: Did you love this show or no?
Speaker 2: No? Why?
Speaker 1: Well I love it? You were you were a miserable
Speaker 1: fuck on it.
Speaker 2: I was very missed because I was already on a show.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, where were we shooting the show?
Speaker 2: You're shooting in Atlanta. I was wonderful, but like outside
Speaker 2: of Atlanta, not like in like the cool part of Atlanta.
Speaker 3: We're next to fucking Ludacris's house. That's pretty cool if
Speaker 3: you ask me.
Speaker 2: But I was already on another show. I was already
Speaker 2: out there. It was like every time I sure where
Speaker 2: you on? I was on Lego Masters, Lego Masters.
Speaker 3: Oh that's exciting, okay, right, anyway, so you're in Atlanta anyway?
Speaker 2: Yes, I was already in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: And so you're double dipping. Yes, you're getting paid twice
Speaker 3: the money. Yes, while you're already here in Atlanta. Seemed
Speaker 3: like a dream gig.
Speaker 2: You would think so. But it was pretty stressful because
Speaker 2: the other show didn't know I was working on your show.
Speaker 1: Great because you were lying, I do that.
Speaker 3: I mean, it wasn't like, yeah, I remember you were
Speaker 3: hiding coming in every day like no one can see
Speaker 3: me here.
Speaker 2: I know. And then I knew everyone on the Crill,
Speaker 2: like literally, I'd worked with them on other shows, so
Speaker 2: it didn't matter. They all knew I was there. They
Speaker 2: all knew other people on the show.
Speaker 3: I was because you were in my contract to work
Speaker 3: on my show. So it's not like they could fire you.
Speaker 2: No, they couldn't. It was just mostly the other show
Speaker 2: and it was all. It was all taken care of it.
Speaker 1: And now the other show has hired you back again.
Speaker 3: They have, and you're going to go back to Atlanta
Speaker 3: to play with Legos. Well, yes, you just don't like
Speaker 3: Atlanta because you're uncomfortable around a lot.
Speaker 1: Of black people.
Speaker 2: No, it was great because you're.
Speaker 3: From the because you're from the o C. And you're
Speaker 3: not used to black people. One do you just say
Speaker 3: what it is?
Speaker 1: Am?
Speaker 3: I the best boss? You've ever had talk about how
Speaker 3: what a great boss I was?
Speaker 2: You were? You were sometimes you were amazing, and then
Speaker 2: sometimes I was like, how do I get out of this?
Speaker 1: Don't don't talk about that.
Speaker 2: There was times when I was single and I was
Speaker 2: living in that house that you talk about, and then
Speaker 2: you were beast for a little while. This is before
Speaker 2: you got married. You like calmed down when you like
Speaker 2: met Carly. Honestly, you became so much nicer. But before then,
Speaker 2: there was a couple of years. It was like a
Speaker 2: two year period you were not nice.
Speaker 1: I was probably on a rampage.
Speaker 2: You were, that is for sure, you were. I remember
Speaker 2: all of that.
Speaker 1: But oh like what like, oh you're talking about like
Speaker 1: dating and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh man, I remember?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: I go through that roll Ofdex every night when I
Speaker 3: crawl into bed. You look at Carly over.
Speaker 2: There, she's the best.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I would have you buy gifts, yeah, for people,
Speaker 3: and you didn't and I wouldn't tell you who the
Speaker 3: gifts were for.
Speaker 2: Well, that was in the beginning. That's when you nobody
Speaker 2: knew you were dating Carly and you had me. You
Speaker 2: were like, I really want to get my niece. My niece,
Speaker 2: it was like a niece or something weird, like some
Speaker 2: very like sexy shoes, like one of a kind at
Speaker 2: the time, like Lubaton's were very popular. Sure, and I
Speaker 2: remember being like, Wow, this is so nice that he's
Speaker 2: buying this for her.
Speaker 3: I should give those to my niece right now. I
Speaker 3: should go into the closet, find those shoes.
Speaker 1: And give them.
Speaker 2: Mind, I had to give them to you, like in
Speaker 2: the parking lot from my car to your car, all secret.
Speaker 3: You're not supposed to date employees, or at least I'm told.
Speaker 3: I never understood that. I still don't understand it.
Speaker 2: Really, so many people on our show hooked up and
Speaker 2: got married with other people.
Speaker 1: Of course we all we lived together for a decade.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I don't know who are you supposed to
Speaker 3: date if you're not supposed to day something that you
Speaker 3: meet at work. I mean, I problem is people called
Speaker 3: me boss, and I never really thought I was the boss.
Speaker 3: I always like the network was the boss. I was
Speaker 3: just a person hosting the show. So I kind of
Speaker 3: felt like, no, we're all on the same playing field,
Speaker 3: but we weren't.
Speaker 2: No, that was such a fun time on the show.
Speaker 2: Carly was on it, Sam was on it, Like there
Speaker 2: was all these fun women on that show.
Speaker 3: So many, so many powerful women on my show. That's
Speaker 3: really well, that's really what made me who I am
Speaker 3: today is powerful women.
Speaker 2: That is not alive by the way, No, I agree,
Speaker 2: there is like from your agent and your manager, everybody around.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a team of women.
Speaker 3: I'm so pro and you know, and now that I
Speaker 3: have a daughter, I just look at things from a
Speaker 3: different perspective. I'm just such a girl dad. Whenever I
Speaker 3: see that, I just want to fucking punch the guy.
Speaker 3: I want to get a show. You make me a
Speaker 3: cool show that says that says girl dad. But just
Speaker 3: for the record, I like my son more because he's
Speaker 3: way more fun. Why don't you Why don't you have
Speaker 3: a kid, Carrie, let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: It's not too late. It's not too late late. Are
Speaker 1: you serious?
Speaker 2: I think so?
Speaker 1: You think so.
Speaker 3: But if you went in and had your eggs tested,
Speaker 3: do you think there'd be like one or two left?
Speaker 2: Probably? See, yeah, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do Oh man, wouldn't it be
Speaker 1: fun to see what that kid?
Speaker 2: What about?
Speaker 3: What needs these guys like al Pacino like eighty three.
Speaker 3: Having a kid, you're saying you can't spit out one
Speaker 3: at fifty.
Speaker 2: No, I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 3: What about adopting a kid, but they're about to age out?
Speaker 3: Like so you adopt like a seventeen and a half
Speaker 3: year and so basically what you're doing is you're going
Speaker 3: to pay for their college and stuff like that, and
Speaker 3: then maybe you have developed a relationship. Maybe you don't,
Speaker 3: but you pay it forward and you do it just
Speaker 3: legally so that they can have a better life or
Speaker 3: a better chance at life.
Speaker 1: Why don't you do that?
Speaker 2: No, maybe you can do that.
Speaker 1: Of course I could do that.
Speaker 3: Twenty times over. It just seems like a lot of work.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what I'm going to do that if
Speaker 3: somebody just tell me. I want to pick a good
Speaker 3: person too, I don't want to pick a shit person.
Speaker 3: I probably want a girl, I probably probably. I probably
Speaker 3: want her to be a minority seventeen years old, eighteen
Speaker 3: years old, and I'll send her to college.
Speaker 1: I'll do that.
Speaker 2: Can you just send people to college without adopting them?
Speaker 1: Oh, all right, I scratch what I said. I don't
Speaker 1: want to do that.
Speaker 3: I'll just I'll just start a scholarship fun for somebody.
Speaker 3: But I thought it'd be cool that i'd.
Speaker 1: Be their dad.
Speaker 2: No, I mean why at that point.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just to help, that's no. I don't say,
Speaker 1: I know it's a thing. Yeah, so you're not you
Speaker 1: don't want to have children?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: I never. I don't think I ever did. Maybe I
Speaker 2: did in my mid thirties.
Speaker 1: Are you fixed?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Is he fixed?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: So what do you guys do? Are you on birth control?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Gross?
Speaker 2: Yah? Yeah. My doctor literally was like, so, if you
Speaker 2: really know you don't want to have kids, let's get
Speaker 2: you on birth control because you're going to be really
Speaker 2: pissed off if you made the decision and you got pregnant.
Speaker 1: I don't think you should take it.
Speaker 2: Well, why don't.
Speaker 3: Let's see what happens. No, I'm not going to try
Speaker 3: to force you to have a baby.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: What if your husband's like, hey, I really want to have.
Speaker 2: A child, right, oh, then that that may be the
Speaker 2: end of us.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I think it's honestly, like I really have No, this
Speaker 2: doesn't doesn't occur to me or anything.
Speaker 1: That's great. I don't think you're cut out to be
Speaker 1: a mother.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not true. I think in my job as
Speaker 2: of wardrobe, you're very motherly. I have to take care
Speaker 2: of a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Well, you're dressing people. You're dressing people, You're dressing people
Speaker 3: like a child.
Speaker 2: Yes, school, Yes, I do have that part of me.
Speaker 2: I just didn't want it. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I were your parents mad that you never had children?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and my mom would start sending me articles. Well
Speaker 2: at thirty five, she was like, you better freeze your
Speaker 2: eggs because you're already old.
Speaker 1: Did you freeze them?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh, I've got eggs. I meant that you want one.
Speaker 1: I may be a kid. I give you a kid of mine.
Speaker 2: I mean I wish it was twenty one. They could
Speaker 2: just be like, here, women, freeze your eggs because being
Speaker 2: a thirty five.
Speaker 1: Eggs, you have a twenty one so much lot, so many.
Speaker 2: I mean there's sometimes I think, what if I did
Speaker 2: have a kid at twenty and now I would have
Speaker 2: a forty year old Oh geez, but I would have
Speaker 2: a full on adults. I know, you know, I wouldn't
Speaker 2: have like, I don't want a baby. I can't even
Speaker 2: deal with the puppy right now.
Speaker 3: So if you if you could go back in time,
Speaker 3: would you like get pregnant from one of those dudes
Speaker 3: at twenty No?
Speaker 2: Way, I can't even imagine.
Speaker 3: Would you if I could go back and have sex
Speaker 3: again with all these people?
Speaker 2: No, you're not going like no, would you want to
Speaker 2: have a kid with somebody in your twenties? I was?
Speaker 1: I was engaged at twenty one?
Speaker 3: Oh no, it was No, it was I got engaged
Speaker 3: to it and then then luckily we called it off
Speaker 3: like a couple months before the wedding.
Speaker 2: Oh you got that clothes?
Speaker 3: My mom like went and bought like a dress, but
Speaker 3: her and everything. Everything was booked everything. She let me
Speaker 3: off the hook. What's the most single expensive article of
Speaker 3: clothing you've ever purchased for me?
Speaker 2: There was this cardigan. I can't remember who makes it.
Speaker 2: They're very fancy. It was on Miss Reporter. It was
Speaker 2: like looked like very like kind of Indian.
Speaker 1: I don't think we say that.
Speaker 2: No, it was like like Native American pattern. It was
Speaker 2: a Native American pattern. Indigenous, yeah, sure, And it was
Speaker 2: made out of some crazy like casum. Do you remember this?
Speaker 2: You have it in Tahoe I do, yes, okay, yes,
Speaker 2: And it was like a thirty seven hundred dollars like Cardigan, okay,
Speaker 2: and that was I remember we used it like for
Speaker 2: thirty seconds on the show and then you took it
Speaker 2: to Tahoe.
Speaker 1: There's thing I think I've taken family photos in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's amazing. Oh there was one time there
Speaker 2: was a Kochinelli sweater. I don't know if you remember this.
Speaker 2: This was like the last season and it was tan
Speaker 2: and it was a forty three hundred dollars hoodie. I
Speaker 2: like it, and I said to you, I didn't realize
Speaker 2: it was this much money. Huh. So I'm just going
Speaker 2: to tell you do you want? And we needed it
Speaker 2: for your outfit, and you're like, fuck that, We're not
Speaker 2: spending that. So then I found a Vince Won for
Speaker 2: like three hundred and like like put that instead.
Speaker 3: This is why the rest of the country hates Hollywood.
Speaker 3: We're so out of touch with what everybody would spend
Speaker 3: for hoodies, like we think so we just bought a
Speaker 3: cheap three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: No, it's I'm messed up from it. Even my own
Speaker 2: shopping when I was working for doctor Phil and I
Speaker 2: was shopping for his wife. It was just I felt
Speaker 2: normal that it's like twenty five hundred dollars for a dress.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's pretty good, and then I
Speaker 2: had to like knock, like where am I going that
Speaker 2: I needed twenty five hundred dollars us by the way,
Speaker 2: So it's like most of the stuff is good for
Speaker 2: like socialites and people on television or if you have
Speaker 2: a job. I always like, like, if I was a lawyer,
Speaker 2: I would love to wear like cool outfits.
Speaker 1: You're fifty years old. Why are you pretending to be
Speaker 1: a lawyer?
Speaker 2: Like any show that they're lawyers. I've watched the Lincoln
Speaker 2: Lawyer Nev Campbell's character. I'm like, yeah, I'd like to
Speaker 2: dress like that.
Speaker 1: You ever been nominating and won an award for your wardrobe?
Speaker 2: I have for Lizo's show. Actually, not for me. No,
Speaker 2: I wish. I wish we did not for the shit
Speaker 2: so much fun stuff. Remember we had to make walk
Speaker 2: about penises. Do you remember that?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There were massive like penises that we put on people
Speaker 2: and their heads came out of.
Speaker 1: It, and you thought you should win an award for that.
Speaker 2: No, But it was like we had to make all
Speaker 2: these crazy costumes.
Speaker 1: Still circumcised were uncircumcised.
Speaker 2: They were uncircumed. No, they were circumcised.
Speaker 1: Yes, there was the uncircumcised. Your husband uncircumcised.
Speaker 2: He is English.
Speaker 1: That's good, all right. Thanks for being.
Speaker 2: Here, Carrie, Thank you for having me.
Speaker 1: Daniel, I'll see you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Pasha, we did it, Carl, another banger man. These are
Speaker 3: getting better and better. I want to thank Carry for
Speaker 3: being on the show. And don't tell me that I
Speaker 3: forgot to give her a gift. It's on the way.
Speaker 3: We recorded this earlier. I'm sending her all the pottery
Speaker 3: that she's made me over the years with me as
Speaker 3: always my dog.
Speaker 1: Carl.
Speaker 3: Hey, you remember when Twitter was called Twitter and celebrities
Speaker 3: would only tweet at airlines because they were mad about
Speaker 3: some minor inconvenience. I have a tweet that I need
Speaker 3: to send out, dear at Alaska Airlines. I was on
Speaker 3: flight twelve eighty two in seat twenty six B when
Speaker 3: a portione your plane exploded off, causing a huge hole
Speaker 3: to open up next to me. As a result, my
Speaker 3: favorite child was ripped from my arms. Also, your flight
Speaker 3: attendant made his gate check his stroller, which doesn't seem fair,
Speaker 3: but in light of him, no longer being on this flight.
Speaker 3: This is now a moot point. I hate to be
Speaker 3: that guy, but I would like to know if I
Speaker 3: will be refunded the eight dollars I paid to upgrade
Speaker 3: the Wi Fi on the flight so I could binge
Speaker 3: Love Island. Now that's obviously a joke, Carl. I wasn't
Speaker 3: on that flight, and I certainly wouldn't be sitting in
Speaker 3: twenty six B. But I just get so annoyed at
Speaker 3: celebrities writing two airlines. This is how every tweet should
Speaker 3: go to an airline. It should read flying sucks. Your
Speaker 3: bathrooms are disgusting. Everything about the airport is dysfunctional and stressful.
Speaker 3: But thank you for not letting me have the most
Speaker 3: traumatic death imaginable, and for not having to spend eight
Speaker 3: hours in a car with my family. All right, what
Speaker 3: do we got this week? Boyswarpink dot com?
Speaker 1: Look at me.
Speaker 3: I'm not afraid to wear pink. Our rocket. The Goat
Speaker 3: premieres on Amazon sometime in Q two. I'm told get
Speaker 3: specific Amazon May fourth. I'll be at the Dolby Theater
Speaker 3: for the Netflix as a Joke Comedy Festival. What else,
Speaker 3: my son? You want to hear one of his stories.
Speaker 3: You don't You don't really care, do you. You've heard them
Speaker 3: all before. Yeah, see you guys next week. All right,
Speaker 3: that's one story. Then we go to bed. Okay, I'm sleepy.
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