WEBVTT - My TV Stylist - Carrie Cramer 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:01.040 How you doing, Carrie? 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:02.480 Is are we on? 0:00:03.200 --> 0:00:03.800 Yeah, we're on. 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:10.920 We're live being broadcast to billions of people. Oh man, 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:12.800 we were really. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:15.440 Scraping the bottom of the barrel with this guest. 0:00:18.040 --> 0:00:27.920 Tashhaw Tosh Tosh Show Show. Welcome to Tosh Show, the 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:33.600 number fifteen podcast in the world, depending on when you 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:34.840 check the charts. 0:00:35.280 --> 0:00:36.000 How you doing, Eddie? 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:37.120 I'm doing good? How are you? 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.280 I'm a little nervous because I know what today is. 0:00:40.840 --> 0:00:46.760 Today is the day that I get feedback from all 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:50.800 the people that leave me comments. And the first time 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:55.360 we did this it was overwhelmingly positive. And I heard 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:57.040 the tide has changed. 0:00:57.200 --> 0:00:58.279 It's yeah, it's shifted a bit. 0:00:58.480 --> 0:01:01.000 Okay, bring it all right here we go. 0:01:01.560 --> 0:01:03.760 Should have named the pod Toshing Salad. 0:01:04.000 --> 0:01:05.199 You know what, it's a great idea. 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:10.319 The problem is we've already embroidered one thousand fleece vests 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.039 with Toss Show, so it's too late. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.399 I think it'd be cool to bring on some memorable 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:17.720 guests from Tosh point zero, like Fanny. I'd also love 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:19.399 to see an interview with your wife or. 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:22.319 Now in a perfect world, that would be one interview. 0:01:23.720 --> 0:01:25.640 I have asked my wife if she would be on 0:01:25.680 --> 0:01:30.880 the show, and she's reluctant to do it because she 0:01:30.959 --> 0:01:34.119 won't agree to my terms. And that's that I get 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:37.119 to ask her any questions I want, especially about all 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.440 her alt right friends and their marriages. 0:01:41.240 --> 0:01:42.640 She's very nervous about that. 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.920 For someone who talks about abortion a lot, it is 0:01:45.000 --> 0:01:46.319 wild how he has a child. 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:53.600 Oh Eddie hit the sirens. Real dumbest comment ever. Oh yeah. See, 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:57.320 the difference is my wife and I wanted to have 0:01:57.360 --> 0:02:01.680 a child. Now, if my wife, when she was twelve 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:05.360 years old was raped by her uncle and she wanted 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:07.840 to get rid of that baby, I would just hope 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:09.760 that there were no laws in place that would stop 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:11.560 her from doing that, and I wouldn't care if it 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:17.800 was from conception up until crowning anything. She wants to 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:20.519 get rid of that inbred demon seed. Do you see 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:24.440 the difference? One was us one in a child, and 0:02:24.480 --> 0:02:27.160 the other is me wanting her rights to be protected 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:28.680 when she was a child. 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.760 The entertainment business is littered with petos, and Tash knows 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:37.160 that he knows that, all right. 0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:39.959 First of all, I don't know my own Twitter log in, 0:02:40.480 --> 0:02:42.000 I don't know my mailing address. 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:42.960 What else don't. I know. 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:46.120 I just discovered I have a TikTok account, So let 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:50.280 me assure you of this. I know nothing. I said 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:53.600 this before and people were like, oh, the pedophiles. They're 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:57.919 not going to announce that they're pedophiles. It's the law 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:02.359 they are supposed to They're supposed to knock on your 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.400 door and say, hey, I'm a pedophile. I live nearby. 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:06.720 That was my whole point. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.760 And when I said that was that I don't know 0:03:08.800 --> 0:03:12.000 any pedovihle because I don't, like you think, in a 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.760 town where people just gossip constantly, I would hear it 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.320 once like heyge you hear so, and so I think 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:20.840 he's I've just never heard that. And I'm being honest. 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.880 So when people say that this town is just nothing 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:30.000 but pedophiles, I'm like, Okay, that's not true. But that's 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:36.240 based on my experience. Maybe everyone that's a pedophiles is 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:41.200 really good at keeping a secret, which I guess. I 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:44.200 guess that's probably a strong prerequisite. 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.800 Did Tosh turn super libtard? I think so time to 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.200 unsub I guess. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:54.200 You know my mom my mom, she thinks that I'm 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:59.280 a closet conservative that I only pretend to be liberal 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:06.680 for uh my work. Well, seriously, watch I'll call her. 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:10.280 Let's see if she answers. She probably won't. She better 0:04:10.320 --> 0:04:10.880 not pick up. 0:04:12.480 --> 0:04:31.520 Yes, yeah, hey, this is Marga. Sorry I mister call 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:49.040 leave a message? Snug Hello? 0:04:49.600 --> 0:04:52.000 Why won't mom answer her phone? 0:04:52.680 --> 0:04:54.080 Oh? She didn't have it right now? 0:04:54.120 --> 0:04:57.279 She's where is she? Let me? 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.360 Well, she's in washing clothes right now? 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:00.960 Let me talk to her. Will you go give her? 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.920 Give her the phone? Please, I can. 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:10.159 Get out of this chair. Then hold on? Oh, I 0:05:10.200 --> 0:05:16.080 guess she went to get the flag. What hold on? 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.880 You guys are so patriotic. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.680 Oh, I don't know where she is now. 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:29.720 You guys live in like three hundred square feet. 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:40.880 It's cold here. Great. Have you spotted her? 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:43.719 Yeah, she's coming, she's right here. 0:05:44.040 --> 0:05:49.440 Let me talk to her for one second, Dane, I 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:50.599 want to talk to me. 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:53.800 I don't want to talk to you. Hey, what's up? 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:55.400 Why weren't you? Where's your phone? 0:05:56.320 --> 0:05:58.359 Oh? I went out to bring the flag in. 0:05:58.680 --> 0:06:03.839 I got a waitte right listen, you're you're on speakerphone 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:09.560 right now. So don't say anything awful about anybody. Uh, hey, 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:15.400 don't you think that I'm a closet like secretly conservative, 0:06:15.480 --> 0:06:17.880 and I'm only that I only pretend to be liberal 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:18.640 for television. 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:22.599 That's in my dreams, I hope best. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.040 I don't know that that's I believe that. 0:06:25.320 --> 0:06:27.159 Okay, Oh so you so you don't believe that. 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:31.800 No, No, in my closet conservative. 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:33.640 No. 0:06:34.200 --> 0:06:38.840 All right, I'll call you later, love you, goodbye. 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:45.120 I didn't know. I thought I thought she actually believed it. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:47.920 Next one up. What's the best place for us poor 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:50.680 is to support Tosh Spotify or YouTube. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:52.040 That's a great question. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:58.039 I'm told you can listen to the show on the 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:03.440 iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast. 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:10.040 I've never checked myself. This could be a very elaborate 0:07:10.080 --> 0:07:14.800 prank being played on me, a reminder that I don't 0:07:15.000 --> 0:07:17.640 have to do this show. As a matter of fact, 0:07:17.960 --> 0:07:21.360 I don't want to do this show. The reason I'm 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:27.400 doing this show is because I trust that God has 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:27.840 a plan. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.360 I have a brain tumor. Send me good vibes, Daniel. 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.200 You know that's why we do the show. To give 0:07:36.600 --> 0:07:41.360 a guy a great guy. I'm guessing he could be 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:44.800 a piece of shit, but let's just say for the 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.000 sake of argument, it's a good guy and he's got 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:50.400 a brain tumor, so let's just send him good vibes 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.520 because we don't want anyone. 0:07:52.240 --> 0:07:53.040 To have to go through that. 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:57.360 No matter what your political stance is, unless it's different 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:59.400 than mine, then you know what, I probably don't care 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.720 as much, but I'm gonna send you good vibes. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:05.600 This podcast is just making me realize out of touch 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:08.240 and La Daniel Tosh's. 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:11.480 Calling me out of touch is not an insult. Yeah, 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:16.200 I'm out of touch with your reality. I don't know 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:19.480 what a gollon of milk cost. Do you know what 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:22.040 it costs to charter a hawker nine hundred from LA 0:08:22.080 --> 0:08:25.320 to New York. Our lives are different. I've never had 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:27.520 a real job as an adult. I didn't get into 0:08:27.600 --> 0:08:31.080 showbiz so I could have a normal life. I can 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.000 be down to earth, okay, but those two things are different. 0:08:34.080 --> 0:08:38.199 Being down to earth and out of touch are very different. 0:08:39.000 --> 0:08:41.080 Do I have to live in Tulsa and manage a 0:08:41.120 --> 0:08:45.000 hobby lobby for thirty years to be considered normal? Choosing 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:48.240 to live in Oklahoma is out of touch in my book, 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.760 That's why highways were invented so people could drive the 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:54.400 fuck out of Oklahoma. If you want to listen to 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:58.760 someone who's super in touch. I recommend listening to Your 0:08:58.840 --> 0:08:59.880 Roommates podcast. 0:09:00.600 --> 0:09:03.400 Something is breaking in the comedy world where I think 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:05.760 some people are starting to see they were the people 0:09:05.800 --> 0:09:08.760 who the jokes were on all along, but think Toash changed. 0:09:09.040 --> 0:09:15.000 It's interesting. Can we talk about how fire Tosh's outfits 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:17.719 have been without the ongoing theme? His fits have all 0:09:17.760 --> 0:09:18.720 been ten out of ten. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:20.360 That's really nice. 0:09:20.520 --> 0:09:23.600 That's really nice, Almost as if we planned that to 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:27.960 segue into today's guest. Because I hate picking out clothes, 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.920 but I know enough about fashion to hire someone who 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:33.600 lives for it. Now, there might be some sticker shock 0:09:34.520 --> 0:09:37.199 in this interview when Karen and I talked dollar amounts 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:39.840 for clothing, but I want you to know that I 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:43.000 got a different TV show to pay for it, and 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:46.960 then I award on here first, enjoy. 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:51.920 Pasha. 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:54.840 If you've ever wondered why I dressed like an idiot 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:58.319 or enjoyed a Christmas gift I gave you, thank our 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:02.520 next guest because she picked it out. Please welcome my stylist. 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:06.880 For over fifteen years, they always stressed out Carrie Hi. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:09.400 All right, are you stressed out currently? 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:10.959 No, I'm very relaxed. 0:10:11.320 --> 0:10:14.120 All right, Carrie, you uh, we've worked together for a 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:18.319 long time. You're from Orange County? 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:22.199 Yes, huh, Yes, from Orange. I was born there. I 0:10:22.240 --> 0:10:24.360 was born there, and I moved all around and then 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:25.600 went back there for high school. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:29.000 I assume your goal was to become a desperate housewife. 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.400 That's what my I think my mom would have loved that. 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:33.280 But no, did you grow up rich? 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:34.680 I did? Then we didn't. 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:35.840 Oh you don't have money? 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:36.760 Then we didn't. 0:10:36.480 --> 0:10:36.760 I don't. 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:38.120 I don't know what happens. 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:39.280 What's your dad do for this? 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.320 He was in commercial real estate until like the late eighties, 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:43.920 and then it kind of all went south. 0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:44.880 What'd your mom do? 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:47.120 She was just a housewife, was she? 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:47.520 Yeah? 0:10:47.520 --> 0:10:48.800 And then she had to go back to work. 0:10:49.080 --> 0:10:50.160 Where did she go to work? 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:54.440 Like she was a receptionist? No, she was like a receptionist. 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:58.360 It's some engineering firm and Irvine for a little while. 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.280 She had to figure it out. I mean, are you. 0:11:00.280 --> 0:11:02.360 Proud of being from Orange County? Did you think that 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:03.520 was a cool growing up? 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:04.960 No, you didn't know. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.839 It's because I always thought of Orange County as a 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.240 cool place when I was a kid in Florida, Like 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:11.880 the OC you just hear about it. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:13.640 Yes, the greatest place on earth. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:15.200 I mean, I don't know. It was kind of cool. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.600 I had like a DJ boyfriend, you did, Yeah, I 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.880 used to go to raves in the whole thing when 0:11:19.920 --> 0:11:21.800 I was like that age. I was in the house music. 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:28.040 I went to high school with Heather Sweet. Who's Didavantese? 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:29.640 What's what's her DJ name? 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:31.120 I think it's Didavantese. 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.120 Is she popular or a big star or something? 0:11:34.160 --> 0:11:35.240 Yeah, I don't know who she is. 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:35.720 I don't know. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:37.640 I don't think, oh she's Yeah, she's like a huge 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:41.880 burlesque star, a burlesque Yeah. But she was like during 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:44.640 that time, she was like a very high end kind 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:46.720 of stripper at these raves. It would be like the 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:48.240 main one on stage or whatever. 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:49.679 She wasn't a DJ at all. 0:11:50.240 --> 0:11:52.959 No, she's not the DJ. I didn't date her date. 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:55.920 I had a boyfriend that was a DJ. He's said Jesus. 0:11:57.559 --> 0:11:58.960 Was that a hard story to follow? 0:11:59.679 --> 0:12:02.240 I mean I don't know, all right. First question that 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:05.480 I ask all my guests, do you believe in ghosts? 0:12:05.920 --> 0:12:06.280 Yes? 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:12.120 Absolutely, ghost Absolutely. I hadn't. I had an apartment in 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:15.680 West Hollywood and I just moved in there. And my 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:17.800 microwave turned on. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:19.120 No, I don't give a fuck. 0:12:19.360 --> 0:12:20.360 I want to hear this story. 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:21.280 No, I don't want to hear this. 0:12:21.960 --> 0:12:23.880 I don't proclaimed for them to go away. And it 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:24.360 was fine. 0:12:25.120 --> 0:12:27.520 Anybody that believes in ghosts I need. That's all I 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:28.520 need to know about them. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:30.840 I've never seen one. I do not want to see one. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:35.280 Right, pop quiz, hot shot? What size shoe am I twelve? 0:12:35.920 --> 0:12:36.640 What's my waist? 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.480 Size thirty four? But sometimes sometimes you're a thirty six, 0:12:39.880 --> 0:12:41.400 But but I tell you to still say it's a 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:41.839 thirty four. 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:43.240 You do, and then I just have to make them 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:45.200 bigger do like some sneaky things. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:45.880 Uh huh? 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:47.920 All right? What size? What size head do I have? 0:12:48.080 --> 0:12:49.800 Oh? It's like seven and seven eighths? 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:50.600 Huh right? 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.320 Yeah, I hate your head so big, so big, so bad. 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:56.720 I hate I hate it so much. Anytime there's a 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:59.360 hat or a jumpsuit, it's like a very stressful. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.360 Because I'm very long from crotch. 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.280 Yes, so I have to get you like double triple 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:04.959 extra large, then take it in. 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:07.680 Yeah that's neat, that's neat that you know how to 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:11.040 do all that Stuff's let's start with how did you 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:12.240 become a stylist. 0:13:12.679 --> 0:13:17.199 I went to USC for fine art and I graduated 0:13:17.240 --> 0:13:18.480 and was like, what am I going to do with 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:19.640 this degree? Basically? 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:22.480 And there's much as USC costs back then. 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.160 I mean I transferred in there and I was there 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:26.160 two and a half years. 0:13:26.280 --> 0:13:32.280 Because you went to school there and went in the seventies. 0:13:30.800 --> 0:13:34.080 No big, ninety, How old are you fifty? I just 0:13:34.080 --> 0:13:37.040 turned fifty, fifty years so I don't even say anything. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:39.840 Are you kidding me? Not even in the ball You're. 0:13:39.760 --> 0:13:41.439 Very close huh. 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.800 All right, yes, so you're fifty years old fifty. 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.080 I just turned fifty in May. 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:55.240 Wow five half a century yep. Oh some baggage, all right. 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:59.120 So let's go back now. You got into show business 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:00.559 as a. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:05.320 Star needed a job, and I went where I went 0:14:05.360 --> 0:14:07.680 to school. There was like film people there, and they 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.440 started working on a show called Singled Out with Jenny McCarthy. 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:13.199 Oh I loved it. I loved Singled Out right. 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.000 So they were trying to cast me because I had 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:18.080 really short hair, like, what are the girls on the 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:22.120 show a contestant? No? 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:23.760 No, no, no, I was almost I was almost going to 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:25.760 just reach across the table and strang. 0:14:26.080 --> 0:14:26.160 No. 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:27.760 It was like one of the girls, like one of 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:29.920 the dating things that I really don't like to be 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:34.880 on camera, and all I get very nervous, and I said, no, 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:36.040 I don't want to be on the show, but I 0:14:36.120 --> 0:14:38.000 want I need a job. So I got hired in 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:40.360 the art department. That was a PA in the art department, 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.840 and then I could make a lot of things, and 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:45.720 I think people like took notice of it because I 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:48.560 could sow and like make props and do all these things. 0:14:48.640 --> 0:14:51.320 And I I just started getting hired. 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:53.440 All right, What was what was the first like good 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.640 job you had is like the head stylist on. 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:59.320 I was a show with Amad Zappa was hosting it 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:00.720 and I can't remember or what it was called. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:03.800 You don't give a shit? What about The Bachelor? Oh? 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:06.000 Yeah, So I did all these little shows. Then one 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.600 of the producers were MTV jumped to ABC and he 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.800 took me with him. So I was twenty eight and 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.200 then I started working on the Bachelor. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:13.440 So you was never young. 0:15:14.920 --> 0:15:16.240 I mean that was young. 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.640 So they went to ABC and they started The Bachelor. 0:15:20.640 --> 0:15:22.520 So you're on the very beginning to the very start 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:24.880 of it seasons one through what one, two, three, and 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:25.560 then you were fired. 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:29.920 Then I was fired because I, uh, what was going 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:32.200 on in that show though, a lot of crazy things, 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:35.080 a lot of like I feel like there was a 0:15:35.080 --> 0:15:39.520 lot of drugs and alcohol and wife swampied and craziness happening. 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:43.120 Like there's like the crew oh yeah, uh oh yeah, 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:45.280 there was like crazy stuff going on, and I wasn't 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:48.760 totally I didn't exactly partake at all. I don't think 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:52.400 that was like looked at favorably. So I was, oh, yeah, 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:54.840 I wasn't what you're saying. It was not playing the game. 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:57.960 You're right, your meat too in that whole crew. 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:02.760 It was so complicated because it wasn't and nothing was 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:04.720 ever said, you know what I mean. It was just 0:16:04.760 --> 0:16:06.960 like I was supposed to hire somebody that I was 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.800 asked to hire that was one of the executive's assistants, 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:12.360 and I did, and then I didn't do a good 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:13.840 enough job of that. I didn't know I was supposed 0:16:13.880 --> 0:16:16.920 to fire everybody and just hire this person. So I 0:16:17.000 --> 0:16:19.480 was then fired. But from that show, then I did 0:16:19.520 --> 0:16:22.160 all of the like Knockoffs, Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:24.680 I Love New York. I did all those shows, and. 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.640 Then you ran into this the guy that fired you. You 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.040 ran into him years later and he apologized. I said 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:30.200 I had a problem with Cochin. 0:16:30.440 --> 0:16:32.760 Yeah, he totally apologized to me. He knew. He was like, 0:16:32.800 --> 0:16:35.040 I'm really sorry and sorry how I treated you. 0:16:35.080 --> 0:16:36.720 And that's because he didn't want you to write an 0:16:36.760 --> 0:16:42.520 article about him. Maybe, baby, Who are some of the 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:44.680 most famous people you've wardrobed. 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:49.720 I've dressed a lot of comedians. I've done a ton 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:52.240 of stuff for ABC and Disney like I do it. 0:16:52.440 --> 0:16:54.040 I've been when I did The Bachelor. 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:55.600 Give me fucking people's name. 0:16:55.920 --> 0:16:58.920 I'm trying to think of people's names off the I 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:01.080 think they're all from like Theies. 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:07.040 Though I don't care who Paul Riser know that is Milton? 0:17:08.920 --> 0:17:10.439 Like a bunch of Disney kids. 0:17:10.960 --> 0:17:11.840 What Disney kid? 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:12.280 Like? 0:17:12.560 --> 0:17:15.240 We did like camp Rocks. It was like Selena Gomez 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:20.680 and what was the other one? Her friend Demie Levado, 0:17:20.920 --> 0:17:22.200 Oh Yes. 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:25.320 Is my favorite video of all time when people ask 0:17:25.400 --> 0:17:30.439 her what her favorite dish was in an interview and 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:33.440 and she said, I think I like a mug. 0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:38.680 And your favorite dish my favorite dish. I like mugs. 0:17:39.280 --> 0:17:40.919 That's amazing, And then she tried to play it all 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:41.640 like that's. 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:45.000 Not what I would totally answer something like that, like 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:46.800 I can relate to that. That's what she was thinking 0:17:46.800 --> 0:17:49.239 in her head. Maybe she does ceramics. You never know. 0:17:50.520 --> 0:17:53.200 I did have something funny with David Hasselhoff. We did 0:17:53.320 --> 0:17:57.360 like there, you know that show, the car show everyone likes. 0:17:57.359 --> 0:17:59.199 It's very big in England and they keep trying to 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:02.120 make it here. Yeah, what's it called top Gear? Top Gear? 0:18:02.320 --> 0:18:04.880 So this was probably seventeen years ago and they did 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:07.439 a pilot for top Gear and David Hasselhoff was one 0:18:07.480 --> 0:18:10.720 of the hosts and I put clothes in his room. 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:13.040 He's like trailer and then I stepped outside and he's like, 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:14.440 don't worry about it, you can just stay in here. 0:18:14.560 --> 0:18:17.160 I'll get dressed in here. But he wasn't creepy. 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:19.280 But I was more like, you saw his hog. 0:18:19.520 --> 0:18:21.160 I didn't see his hog. He wasn't trying to show 0:18:21.200 --> 0:18:22.480 me his hog. I think he was just trying to 0:18:22.520 --> 0:18:25.560 say whatever, like, you don't have to leave, you get dressed. 0:18:25.600 --> 0:18:26.520 It's like a normal thing. 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:28.080 You've never seen my home. 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:31.080 Oh, I've never seen I've never seen it. 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:33.880 You've never's go on record, have you ever seen my hog? 0:18:34.000 --> 0:18:35.000 Never seen your hog? 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:38.439 When I started working with you, you you had you were 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:42.159 working with doctor Phil. I was, and I when you 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:44.040 see doctor Phil, you're like, that's who I want to 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:48.720 look like. Whoever, who's ever dressed in this guy? 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:51.200 Let's hire them? 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:56.159 Oh that show. There's a massive budget they had on 0:18:56.200 --> 0:18:59.320 that show, more than I spent. Yes, I was getting 0:18:59.320 --> 0:19:01.240 all of his suits custom made in Italy. They were 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.800 all Zenya. They would like, open up the what do 0:19:04.880 --> 0:19:07.360 you call it, the factory in Italy to make them, 0:19:07.800 --> 0:19:09.880 like because they would close down for the summer, especially 0:19:09.920 --> 0:19:11.720 for him. Because I ordered so many suits, they would 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:13.360 come back and open them up and make his suits. 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:17.240 Guys, not even a real doctor? Do you like doctor Phil? 0:19:17.560 --> 0:19:22.080 Was he nice to you? No? That's fair enough. How 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:22.960 long do you work for him? 0:19:23.119 --> 0:19:25.480 I think five years? I think I addressed him and 0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.200 his wife dress his wife. 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:29.520 Just for the little she has sat in the audience 0:19:29.560 --> 0:19:31.560 and just waited. She did, and you put her in 0:19:31.640 --> 0:19:32.440 those clothes. 0:19:32.200 --> 0:19:33.760 Crazy, And they're expensive, gorgeous. 0:19:33.760 --> 0:19:35.520 And how much money you're spending on their clothes a 0:19:35.600 --> 0:19:36.680 year or a season? 0:19:36.760 --> 0:19:38.040 Couple hundred thousand dollars a. 0:19:38.200 --> 0:19:40.680 Couple hundred thousand a year on just their clothes. 0:19:42.840 --> 0:19:44.280 You had a good budget. We had a good budget 0:19:44.280 --> 0:19:44.760 on your show. 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:46.320 How much would we spend a season? 0:19:46.640 --> 0:19:48.640 Maybe eighty thousand, eighty. 0:19:48.400 --> 0:19:49.359 Thousand a season. 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:52.359 Yeah, See, that's going to blow people's mind because the 0:19:52.400 --> 0:19:54.600 show is like you think of the show as such 0:19:54.640 --> 0:19:58.719 a cheap show, and it was relative to other shows. 0:19:58.880 --> 0:20:01.160 But yet I was still spent I need eighty thousand 0:20:01.160 --> 0:20:02.160 a season on clothes. 0:20:02.200 --> 0:20:04.280 I mean if sometimes one hundred thousand, it depends, like 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:07.280 season of high fashion. We are probably spending maybe sixty 0:20:07.440 --> 0:20:11.000 alone on your show wardrobe. And that doesn't include like 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:14.040 all the webard emptins and all the costuming and every 0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:16.040 like weekly, all the things that would happen weekly. 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:18.119 That's not even any fun stuff that we should shoot. 0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:20.720 When we say, hey, I need to be a butterfly 0:20:20.800 --> 0:20:21.520 this afternoon. 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:24.359 Yeah, I would get notes at eleven am, and then 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:27.600 I would have to come two hours later, right, show up, 0:20:28.080 --> 0:20:30.560 and then put this stuff on you, and then that'd 0:20:30.600 --> 0:20:33.480 be it. That's why it's stressed. I stress out. I 0:20:33.480 --> 0:20:35.120 can handle it, though, but barely. 0:20:35.200 --> 0:20:36.239 You barely can handle it. 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:39.600 You're always like on the verge of crying or quitting. 0:20:39.920 --> 0:20:42.040 Well, that's true. 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:43.720 How much did this sweater cost? 0:20:43.920 --> 0:20:46.600 That sweater is about four hundred I think. 0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:48.600 And how many times have I worn it on television? 0:20:49.240 --> 0:20:51.280 Maybe one time? Oh maybe? 0:20:51.400 --> 0:20:54.679 All right, that's pretty good. We just recycle stuff. Yeah 0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:56.640 did I How much stuff did you steal from Doctor 0:20:56.640 --> 0:20:57.440 phill and give to me. 0:20:57.880 --> 0:21:00.560 A couple things like many you have some shoes and 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:02.960 some ties. Most of the ties you wore literally for 0:21:03.000 --> 0:21:04.840 the entire run of the show was from that show. 0:21:04.880 --> 0:21:06.520 And there's that was just whenever I wanted to look 0:21:06.560 --> 0:21:07.280 like an idiot. 0:21:07.200 --> 0:21:10.080 Yes, not like cool no, no, no, no, like business suit ties. 0:21:10.119 --> 0:21:12.120 And I have a pair of like black coal hons 0:21:12.119 --> 0:21:14.720 and brown ones that I borrowed and just kept it 0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:16.639 at the show because I was doing both shows at 0:21:16.640 --> 0:21:17.160 the same time. 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:19.320 Sure so, And I wore the for like fifteen years. 0:21:19.440 --> 0:21:21.720 He did the same dress. Shoes. It was fine. 0:21:21.840 --> 0:21:23.520 Anytime I wanted to look like an idiot, Yeah. 0:21:23.400 --> 0:21:24.879 Let's put you in a suit. I put those shoes 0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:25.680 on you nice. 0:21:26.400 --> 0:21:27.679 What's the worst thing you ever had to do on 0:21:27.720 --> 0:21:28.120 my show? 0:21:28.359 --> 0:21:32.199 Oh, you're in a real bad moon one time. No, 0:21:32.280 --> 0:21:34.359 it was like real bad. And there you were a 0:21:34.359 --> 0:21:37.280 clown that I did have, like proper clown shoes. I 0:21:37.320 --> 0:21:39.840 had like plastic clown shoes. You remember this, Oh, you were. 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:41.639 Trying to wedge my feet in. Yeah, I hurt my feet. 0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:43.360 They were like getting cut up. And then you were 0:21:43.400 --> 0:21:46.040 like kicking me insane horrible things to me, and I 0:21:46.119 --> 0:21:48.640 literally ran offset. I don't know if anybody else remembers, 0:21:48.640 --> 0:21:51.720 and I was like fuck this, and I walked offset 0:21:51.800 --> 0:21:54.560 and walked into the office and then I started crying. 0:21:54.680 --> 0:21:55.280 You followed me. 0:21:55.880 --> 0:21:58.399 I followed you the clown you did and you can't. 0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:02.800 You came in if you were, you apologized, you were like, 0:22:02.800 --> 0:22:05.960 I'm sorry, I like had my limit with your feet. 0:22:05.760 --> 0:22:08.399 That I did. I squeak my nose and squirt you 0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:09.159 with my flower. 0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:10.720 You probably tried to. 0:22:10.960 --> 0:22:12.600 That's not even what I thought you were going to say. 0:22:12.800 --> 0:22:15.399 There's two times I think, oh, I mean making you 0:22:15.520 --> 0:22:16.280 upset on the show. 0:22:16.320 --> 0:22:18.960 That happened a couple of times. I always had to 0:22:18.960 --> 0:22:20.439 do with your feet for some reason. 0:22:20.880 --> 0:22:23.399 Yeah, because you're not good at putting shoes on people, because. 0:22:23.119 --> 0:22:25.439 It just takes so long. And in fittings, it's like 0:22:25.560 --> 0:22:27.600 you're so slow though when you try to clothes on, 0:22:27.720 --> 0:22:30.359 like time slows down. You're like putting one leg on, 0:22:30.520 --> 0:22:32.600 then the other leg in the pants and then pulling 0:22:32.640 --> 0:22:35.720 them up slowly and then talking to other people. 0:22:36.400 --> 0:22:38.120 I wear a lot of hats when I'm working. 0:22:38.240 --> 0:22:42.200 Oh wait, my brain's going all over the place. 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:44.640 This is going to be manic. How come you still 0:22:44.680 --> 0:22:45.960 don't know how to tie a tie? 0:22:46.160 --> 0:22:48.360 I just got lazy because one of the writers would 0:22:48.359 --> 0:22:50.800 always tie it, so I was just went in his office. 0:22:51.200 --> 0:22:52.920 I would have you quit all the other shows then 0:22:53.000 --> 0:22:53.640 just to work. 0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:56.720 With me, pretty much, because it was so it was nice, 0:22:56.720 --> 0:22:58.520 It was so much fun. We had so much fun 0:22:58.560 --> 0:22:59.120 for so long. 0:22:59.240 --> 0:23:01.600 What about the time that you had to There was 0:23:01.640 --> 0:23:05.520 an old guy in his balls. He's just kept falling 0:23:05.520 --> 0:23:06.480 out of the outfit that you. 0:23:06.400 --> 0:23:06.879 Put him in. 0:23:06.920 --> 0:23:08.959 I forgot about that, and we kept telling you to 0:23:09.040 --> 0:23:11.320 go put his balls back in Yeah, and you refuse. 0:23:11.480 --> 0:23:11.840 I did. 0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:15.199 He was weird like some black s and m like 0:23:15.440 --> 0:23:18.000 Vinyl outphit. He was the sweetest man, and literally his 0:23:18.080 --> 0:23:18.760 balls were like. 0:23:18.800 --> 0:23:20.879 Dripping out of his balls are old. 0:23:21.240 --> 0:23:23.040 And I just didn't and I didn't want to have 0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:25.200 to keep telling him to put him back in there. 0:23:25.880 --> 0:23:27.959 But you guys were like, go tell him, go tell him. 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:32.679 Did you seem like it's definitely in your Wheelhouse the 0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:38.040 time that we made you eat those sugar free gummy 0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:40.440 bears that like give you diarrhea, but you didn't know 0:23:40.480 --> 0:23:42.399 about it. Yeah you were, and we were just filming 0:23:42.440 --> 0:23:44.520 you eating a bunch of them, and then you went home. 0:23:44.760 --> 0:23:47.400 Yeah. I went home and like Carly at the time, 0:23:47.600 --> 0:23:50.600 was at the table, Carl Now, who's now your wife? 0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:54.760 Okay, that seems we shouldn't talk about that. Okay, okay, 0:23:54.760 --> 0:23:57.560 we'll cut that out. Okay. I did not marry anyone 0:23:58.040 --> 0:23:59.359 that worked at my show. 0:23:59.440 --> 0:24:02.760 Okay. Oh well, she kept trying to give me like 0:24:02.800 --> 0:24:04.080 the eyeballs, like. 0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:07.479 Don't Yeah, she was like, go home right now. 0:24:08.040 --> 0:24:10.320 She was like, oh, like trying to vibe me to 0:24:10.320 --> 0:24:11.600 not do it. And I was just like, but I 0:24:11.720 --> 0:24:14.160 like clear gummy bears and I'm gonna eat these. Obviously 0:24:14.200 --> 0:24:16.680 it's probably fine. I should have known better at the time. 0:24:17.119 --> 0:24:19.520 Then I came home and then it was this awful 0:24:19.640 --> 0:24:23.280 like empty, gurgling feeling like your stomach feels big but small, 0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:26.680 And then everyone started text messaging me, checking in on me, and. 0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:28.440 Then he said diaral night. 0:24:28.440 --> 0:24:33.080 I did, I did, I did, And then we had 0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:34.879 some doctor coming. This is when I was single and 0:24:34.920 --> 0:24:36.640 you guys were trying to set me up with everybody. 0:24:36.720 --> 0:24:38.480 Some doctor came in to give us a flu shot. 0:24:39.040 --> 0:24:40.840 Do you remember that we came in every year. 0:24:40.920 --> 0:24:42.640 Yeah, well it came in like two days after that, 0:24:43.000 --> 0:24:45.240 and I started talking about that to him. But for 0:24:45.280 --> 0:24:47.639 some reason, because he was a doctor, like, and then 0:24:47.640 --> 0:24:49.360 everyone was like, if you're trying to date this guy, 0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:50.640 you shouldn't talk about that to him. 0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:52.320 He wasn't a real doctor. He was just somebody they 0:24:52.320 --> 0:24:54.240 would give us, like free flu shots. 0:24:54.520 --> 0:24:56.320 Yeah. Well, I didn't know back. 0:24:56.160 --> 0:24:58.160 In the heyday when people would just give us free stuff. 0:24:58.160 --> 0:24:59.080 Whatever happened to that. 0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:03.119 Nike actually gave you stuff an Adidas forever. And then 0:25:03.160 --> 0:25:05.879 I think when social media became like a thing, like 0:25:05.880 --> 0:25:08.600 celebrities were like tagging it and doing all that, and I. 0:25:08.560 --> 0:25:10.080 Wouldn't participate in that part of it. 0:25:10.200 --> 0:25:12.360 So I don't think, Yeah, I know. 0:25:12.560 --> 0:25:15.680 Let's talk about let's talk about your dating now. 0:25:16.480 --> 0:25:21.720 What happened the time you almost married a catfish? 0:25:21.760 --> 0:25:24.879 Oh man, that was like the last of my horrible 0:25:24.920 --> 0:25:27.560 dating experiences. It was about it was a rough thirties 0:25:27.840 --> 0:25:28.119 for me. 0:25:28.440 --> 0:25:31.560 You're happily married now, but I have for the majority 0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:34.160 of our relationship you're always just dating people that were 0:25:34.160 --> 0:25:35.040 just horrible people. 0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:37.840 Yes, And actually the first time I met you, I 0:25:37.920 --> 0:25:40.720 was super nervous because you were it was some skit 0:25:40.760 --> 0:25:42.560 you were doing with salvia. Do you remember that? 0:25:42.680 --> 0:25:42.920 Sure? 0:25:42.960 --> 0:25:44.600 It was like the very first time I met you, 0:25:44.760 --> 0:25:46.880 I didn't know anything about you, and you kept talking 0:25:46.880 --> 0:25:49.160 about how much you liked to do salvia, and I 0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:51.040 was like, and I had just been dating someone who 0:25:51.040 --> 0:25:53.760 smoked so much weed that like it was a problem. 0:25:54.040 --> 0:25:55.879 And I was like, great, now I'm gonna have to 0:25:55.880 --> 0:25:58.560 work for this guy who's like on the salvia all 0:25:58.640 --> 0:25:59.040 the time. 0:25:59.359 --> 0:26:01.960 But that wasn't I was just being opan stupid. 0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:04.240 I know I do that later, But the first time 0:26:04.280 --> 0:26:06.159 I met you, I was like, oh, great. 0:26:06.480 --> 0:26:08.320 All right, Well anyway, that's a dumb story. 0:26:08.480 --> 0:26:11.000 But what I want to hear about is the guy 0:26:11.200 --> 0:26:13.520 that just lied to you about everything. 0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:17.480 Yeah, he lied to me about where he went to school. 0:26:17.640 --> 0:26:18.359 Uh huh. 0:26:18.400 --> 0:26:20.720 He told me he was a lawyer. He told me 0:26:20.760 --> 0:26:22.560 he was a professional soccer player. He told me he 0:26:22.640 --> 0:26:24.800 was in the Olympics. He told me he owned two 0:26:24.920 --> 0:26:26.280 real van Go paintings. 0:26:26.520 --> 0:26:28.000 And you've just never googled him. 0:26:28.640 --> 0:26:31.080 No, At the time, I didn't nobody to check that out. 0:26:31.160 --> 0:26:34.880 You can't check that stuff out. What kind of place 0:26:34.920 --> 0:26:36.119 did he have? His van goes in? 0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:41.600 So we had this is he lives? No, it's so 0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:42.880 silly now, But the. 0:26:42.880 --> 0:26:46.000 Time I was just so desperate to be in love. 0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:49.000 I mean maybe I was. This is what twelve thirteen 0:26:49.040 --> 0:26:50.240 years thirteen years ago. 0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:50.960 So you're forty one? 0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:55.800 I was. No, No, I was in my late thirties 0:26:55.840 --> 0:26:58.720 I met him, But that like changed my life because 0:26:58.760 --> 0:27:00.840 I was like, what how did I fall into that? 0:27:01.440 --> 0:27:03.160 I think I was just like this guy looks great 0:27:03.200 --> 0:27:06.639 on paper, and all my friends are married and everybody's 0:27:06.640 --> 0:27:10.200 having babies, and like, you know, he seems like exceptional. 0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:12.080 And I think I was like going down this path 0:27:12.160 --> 0:27:14.399 of like this seems like a good partner to other people. 0:27:14.960 --> 0:27:16.920 To me, Well, lesson learned. 0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:20.800 You're as successful a woman a lot of ventures. You 0:27:21.280 --> 0:27:27.200 make up pottery with your feet, nog my hands. 0:27:27.560 --> 0:27:29.159 Are you still making potter? Are you selling it to 0:27:29.200 --> 0:27:29.919 the general public? 0:27:30.000 --> 0:27:30.880 I am? I am? 0:27:31.400 --> 0:27:31.920 I mean. 0:27:33.320 --> 0:27:37.080 Yeah, I have a dish of yours in my place 0:27:37.119 --> 0:27:40.960 in Tahoe, Yes, And it is just every time I 0:27:40.960 --> 0:27:43.119 look at it, I'm just like, this is horrific. 0:27:43.320 --> 0:27:45.400 I know that's what you think, but it also makes 0:27:45.400 --> 0:27:47.720 me laugh because you couldn't fed ice, couldn't deliver like 0:27:47.800 --> 0:27:50.440 any other packages for some reason, and you got that 0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:52.520 that I was like secretly thought that was very funny. 0:27:52.680 --> 0:27:53.399 Speaking of Tahoe. 0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:55.560 One time you came to my house in Tahoe with 0:27:55.600 --> 0:27:58.399 a guy and all you did was you guys just 0:27:58.440 --> 0:28:00.840 stayed in a room for the higher time you were 0:28:00.880 --> 0:28:02.840 there and just were I guess you were just having 0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:05.480 sex or sleeping or whatever, but you were just you 0:28:05.600 --> 0:28:07.040 never came out of your room. 0:28:07.320 --> 0:28:07.680 I had. 0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:10.639 They were guests in my home, and they were just 0:28:10.760 --> 0:28:13.639 in my house for like three or four days and 0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:14.399 I never saw you. 0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:16.600 That is not this a little bit true, but not 0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:18.560 one hundred percent true. I did. I brought him with 0:28:18.640 --> 0:28:21.359 me because everybody was like a couple there and I 0:28:21.400 --> 0:28:22.720 was dating this guy at the time, and. 0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:25.000 I was, look, I got, I got a guy. 0:28:25.080 --> 0:28:26.639 I would literally said to him, do you want to 0:28:26.680 --> 0:28:29.600 come with me on this trip? And then he said 0:28:29.600 --> 0:28:31.520 to me, do I need to bring towels? And that 0:28:31.560 --> 0:28:33.280 should have been like a red flag, you know what 0:28:33.359 --> 0:28:36.200 I mean, like I see knowing better And then he 0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:38.640 put like his clothes in like a trash bag, and 0:28:38.680 --> 0:28:40.480 he like stuck it in my car, and like I 0:28:40.640 --> 0:28:42.480 drove up there in my car, and like I put 0:28:42.560 --> 0:28:44.680 us at a hotel in the city for a night 0:28:44.680 --> 0:28:47.160 before we went to Tahoe, like all these red flags, 0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:49.240 you know. And then we went to your house, and 0:28:49.240 --> 0:28:51.320 I think I was just at that point so mortified. 0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:53.600 Like I knew it was just so bad that I 0:28:53.640 --> 0:28:56.120 didn't want to share this with everybody, so I just 0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:57.320 like kept him in a room. 0:28:57.760 --> 0:28:59.280 How many van goes did this guy have? 0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:01.320 This guy didn't have any man goes? 0:29:02.720 --> 0:29:06.920 Speaking of getting married, h I got married, and you 0:29:07.400 --> 0:29:10.120 helped purchase my wife's engagement ring. 0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:10.560 I did. 0:29:11.160 --> 0:29:12.200 Did I spend too much? 0:29:12.400 --> 0:29:14.400 No, you didn't at all. We went to a couple 0:29:14.400 --> 0:29:18.200 of places and then we went to this my place. 0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:21.640 We didn't. We went to the magical place in Beverly 0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:24.560 Hills that had this There was like a secret door 0:29:24.600 --> 0:29:27.120 in an elevator. We went to this rooftop and I 0:29:27.160 --> 0:29:29.400 was like, this is where you're behind your ring and 0:29:29.440 --> 0:29:32.200 it was amazing, and I picked the stone and I 0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:33.240 was like, that's the stone. 0:29:33.720 --> 0:29:35.600 You sold jewelry for a while. I used to sell 0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:37.800 like high end dog tags for like. 0:29:38.000 --> 0:29:38.600 I made them. 0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:39.480 Yeah, I made them. 0:29:39.520 --> 0:29:40.240 I had a company. 0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:41.320 That business failed. 0:29:41.640 --> 0:29:45.600 I mean it didn't veil. I did it for five years. 0:29:45.880 --> 0:29:47.840 I mean it was set up so an investor could 0:29:47.840 --> 0:29:49.960 come in and either invested in or it would be sold. 0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:51.240 That's how I set up the business. 0:29:51.560 --> 0:29:56.040 Speaking of failing with businesses, let's talk about our business 0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:56.800 that we started. 0:29:56.920 --> 0:29:57.640 What did we start? 0:29:58.920 --> 0:30:02.200 We started a toddler clothing line for boys for boys 0:30:02.200 --> 0:30:03.120 called Boys Wear Pink. 0:30:03.280 --> 0:30:07.320 Boys Wear Pink dot Com. I've done everything for the reason. 0:30:07.360 --> 0:30:10.320 I started this company and I partnered with you. I 0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:11.880 was like, let's do this company. It would be a 0:30:11.920 --> 0:30:15.640 great idea because I hate clothes for my son. They 0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:17.920 all look, they're all stupid. I don't want them to 0:30:17.920 --> 0:30:20.400 wear a jeep a shirt with a Jeep on it. 0:30:21.360 --> 0:30:23.240 And it was so it was Boys Were Pink was 0:30:23.280 --> 0:30:23.720 the line. 0:30:23.880 --> 0:30:24.160 Yep. 0:30:24.200 --> 0:30:26.400 We launched it, and then I said, I'm going to 0:30:26.480 --> 0:30:29.040 do nothing because I'm tired of spending money. How much 0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:30.360 money you think I've spent so far? 0:30:31.000 --> 0:30:35.280 You probably spent about thirty to forty thousand, Okay, but 0:30:35.520 --> 0:30:40.040 honestly that there's nothing to start these companies like whatever. 0:30:40.120 --> 0:30:42.520 I still have a ton of t shirts. 0:30:42.800 --> 0:30:45.240 There's a your house house, and there's also like it 0:30:45.400 --> 0:30:48.400 somewhere in Monterey Park. There's like boxes of this stuff too. 0:30:48.800 --> 0:30:50.400 Where oh in Monterey Park? 0:30:50.840 --> 0:30:51.680 Are we paying for that? 0:30:51.840 --> 0:30:52.000 No? 0:30:52.360 --> 0:30:53.000 Okay, that's good. 0:30:53.040 --> 0:30:53.719 No, it's just sitting there. 0:30:53.760 --> 0:30:58.480 Well, let's hopefully be I want I just want to 0:30:58.520 --> 0:31:01.240 sell all the merchandise that we have, and then I 0:31:01.280 --> 0:31:04.240 will consider continuing it and coming out with new stuff. 0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:05.600 So right now, I just need. 0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:08.040 Everybody, everybody buy these T shirts. 0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:10.240 Only if you have a two to five year old. 0:31:10.440 --> 0:31:12.360 That's it. We all have three sizes. 0:31:12.760 --> 0:31:14.720 Yeah, listen, I didn't want to. I didn't want to 0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:17.840 start broad. Have you ever stole from me? 0:31:18.400 --> 0:31:18.640 No? 0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:24.320 But shit, you're wondering. 0:31:24.720 --> 0:31:27.440 You know how men times I got your whoever you 0:31:27.440 --> 0:31:29.880 were dating, their dry cleaning and they got my clothes. 0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:32.000 That did happen? 0:31:32.400 --> 0:31:36.640 Are you a chopaholic? No? Is being a personal shopper stressful? 0:31:36.760 --> 0:31:37.000 Yes? 0:31:37.400 --> 0:31:39.080 So you do that. You're also a personal shopper. 0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:42.040 So whenever I have to like buy my family gifts 0:31:42.080 --> 0:31:44.840 or something that I just tell you go buy my 0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:49.560 family gifts and then you bring me back always just 0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:52.040 way too much, like like oh, I'm like, I don't 0:31:52.200 --> 0:31:54.280 they're my family. I don't like him like this, and 0:31:54.600 --> 0:31:57.240 we scale it back. Yeah, and then and everybody's like 0:31:57.280 --> 0:31:59.960 you give the best gifts and it's all because of you. 0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:04.160 Yes, but I don't enjoy personal shopping as much as 0:32:04.520 --> 0:32:07.320 you don't. No, it's a lot of work, and there's 0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:10.200 it's all on my credit card. And it's just a 0:32:10.240 --> 0:32:12.600 lot of like lugging stuff to people's houses and sending 0:32:12.600 --> 0:32:14.040 it up and then putting it back in the car 0:32:14.080 --> 0:32:15.800 and driving away with it. Like it's you have to 0:32:15.840 --> 0:32:18.800 make everything really nice and presentable. It's a very behind 0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:20.680 the scenes like I've been, like I've done it for 0:32:20.680 --> 0:32:22.240 a couple of other people, and I'm like literally in 0:32:22.280 --> 0:32:25.360 the basement, like guzzling water, you know, like cause you 0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:28.200 just have to look presentable, Like I'm a stylist and 0:32:28.200 --> 0:32:29.960 that this is all fashioning fine. 0:32:29.760 --> 0:32:32.080 In the basement guzzling water? What does that mean? 0:32:32.200 --> 0:32:34.520 Like I'm so hot and I'm tired, and I'm not 0:32:34.560 --> 0:32:36.440 gonna do it in front of you, so I like 0:32:36.600 --> 0:32:37.720 go to another room. 0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:39.520 See, and I gotta drink water in front of me? 0:32:39.920 --> 0:32:41.400 The fuck are you talking about? 0:32:42.040 --> 0:32:45.320 Not like a crazy person, Like you're hot and you're tired, 0:32:45.800 --> 0:32:46.560 you know, you can't just. 0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:48.640 Have a glass of water like a normal human. 0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:50.120 ID. Yes, I don't. 0:32:50.280 --> 0:32:50.360 Ye. 0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:53.240 Like what you're doing is like like the most you're 0:32:53.280 --> 0:32:57.720 pushing tin or you're you know, landing hijacked airplane. 0:32:58.360 --> 0:33:00.640 I'm not doing that. I'm not. I'm just lugging a 0:33:00.680 --> 0:33:02.320 bunch of clothes around that are expensive. 0:33:02.600 --> 0:33:03.440 Talk about the goat. 0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:05.640 Oh, yes, you work with me on my next show 0:33:06.040 --> 0:33:06.480 I did. 0:33:06.800 --> 0:33:07.920 Did you love this show or no? 0:33:08.240 --> 0:33:10.160 No? Why? 0:33:10.200 --> 0:33:13.560 Well I love it? You were you were a miserable 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:14.520 fuck on it. 0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:16.800 I was very missed because I was already on a show. 0:33:17.000 --> 0:33:18.520 Well, first of all, where were we shooting the show? 0:33:18.560 --> 0:33:21.880 You're shooting in Atlanta. I was wonderful, but like outside 0:33:21.880 --> 0:33:24.880 of Atlanta, not like in like the cool part of Atlanta. 0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:29.080 We're next to fucking Ludacris's house. That's pretty cool if 0:33:29.120 --> 0:33:29.560 you ask me. 0:33:29.840 --> 0:33:32.120 But I was already on another show. I was already 0:33:32.120 --> 0:33:34.200 out there. It was like every time I sure where 0:33:34.240 --> 0:33:36.640 you on? I was on Lego Masters, Lego Masters. 0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:41.120 Oh that's exciting, okay, right, anyway, so you're in Atlanta anyway? 0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:42.440 Yes, I was already in Atlanta. 0:33:43.120 --> 0:33:46.280 And so you're double dipping. Yes, you're getting paid twice 0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:49.280 the money. Yes, while you're already here in Atlanta. Seemed 0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:50.080 like a dream gig. 0:33:50.200 --> 0:33:52.880 You would think so. But it was pretty stressful because 0:33:52.880 --> 0:33:54.800 the other show didn't know I was working on your show. 0:33:55.400 --> 0:33:57.520 Great because you were lying, I do that. 0:33:57.840 --> 0:34:01.080 I mean, it wasn't like, yeah, I remember you were 0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:03.440 hiding coming in every day like no one can see 0:34:03.440 --> 0:34:03.720 me here. 0:34:03.840 --> 0:34:05.320 I know. And then I knew everyone on the Crill, 0:34:05.440 --> 0:34:07.320 like literally, I'd worked with them on other shows, so 0:34:07.320 --> 0:34:09.040 it didn't matter. They all knew I was there. They 0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:10.200 all knew other people on the show. 0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:13.680 I was because you were in my contract to work 0:34:13.719 --> 0:34:15.560 on my show. So it's not like they could fire you. 0:34:15.600 --> 0:34:17.640 No, they couldn't. It was just mostly the other show 0:34:17.640 --> 0:34:19.320 and it was all. It was all taken care of it. 0:34:19.400 --> 0:34:21.040 And now the other show has hired you back again. 0:34:21.120 --> 0:34:23.840 They have, and you're going to go back to Atlanta 0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:28.000 to play with Legos. Well, yes, you just don't like 0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:30.399 Atlanta because you're uncomfortable around a lot. 0:34:30.280 --> 0:34:30.880 Of black people. 0:34:30.960 --> 0:34:32.640 No, it was great because you're. 0:34:32.480 --> 0:34:34.480 From the because you're from the o C. And you're 0:34:34.480 --> 0:34:37.560 not used to black people. One do you just say 0:34:37.560 --> 0:34:38.040 what it is? 0:34:38.800 --> 0:34:39.040 Am? 0:34:39.040 --> 0:34:40.719 I the best boss? You've ever had talk about how 0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:41.840 what a great boss I was? 0:34:44.640 --> 0:34:47.440 You were? You were sometimes you were amazing, and then 0:34:47.480 --> 0:34:49.759 sometimes I was like, how do I get out of this? 0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:51.360 Don't don't talk about that. 0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:57.040 There was times when I was single and I was 0:34:57.080 --> 0:34:59.480 living in that house that you talk about, and then 0:34:59.560 --> 0:35:01.960 you were beast for a little while. This is before 0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:03.840 you got married. You like calmed down when you like 0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:07.520 met Carly. Honestly, you became so much nicer. But before then, 0:35:07.600 --> 0:35:08.880 there was a couple of years. It was like a 0:35:08.880 --> 0:35:11.160 two year period you were not nice. 0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:12.799 I was probably on a rampage. 0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:16.160 You were, that is for sure, you were. I remember 0:35:16.200 --> 0:35:16.600 all of that. 0:35:17.000 --> 0:35:19.000 But oh like what like, oh you're talking about like 0:35:19.080 --> 0:35:20.000 dating and stuff like that. 0:35:20.080 --> 0:35:22.040 Oh yeah, oh man, I remember? 0:35:22.400 --> 0:35:23.120 Are you kidding me? 0:35:23.640 --> 0:35:25.440 I go through that roll Ofdex every night when I 0:35:25.680 --> 0:35:29.440 crawl into bed. You look at Carly over. 0:35:29.239 --> 0:35:31.760 There, she's the best. 0:35:32.040 --> 0:35:32.439 Oh yeah. 0:35:32.440 --> 0:35:35.240 Sometimes I would have you buy gifts, yeah, for people, 0:35:35.480 --> 0:35:37.200 and you didn't and I wouldn't tell you who the 0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:37.879 gifts were for. 0:35:37.960 --> 0:35:40.480 Well, that was in the beginning. That's when you nobody 0:35:40.560 --> 0:35:43.840 knew you were dating Carly and you had me. You 0:35:43.880 --> 0:35:46.640 were like, I really want to get my niece. My niece, 0:35:47.040 --> 0:35:50.000 it was like a niece or something weird, like some 0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:53.520 very like sexy shoes, like one of a kind at 0:35:53.560 --> 0:35:56.200 the time, like Lubaton's were very popular. Sure, and I 0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:58.399 remember being like, Wow, this is so nice that he's 0:35:58.400 --> 0:35:59.399 buying this for her. 0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:01.480 I should give those to my niece right now. I 0:36:01.520 --> 0:36:04.200 should go into the closet, find those shoes. 0:36:03.920 --> 0:36:04.279 And give them. 0:36:04.320 --> 0:36:05.480 Mind, I had to give them to you, like in 0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:08.880 the parking lot from my car to your car, all secret. 0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:11.680 You're not supposed to date employees, or at least I'm told. 0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:15.120 I never understood that. I still don't understand it. 0:36:15.160 --> 0:36:17.799 Really, so many people on our show hooked up and 0:36:17.800 --> 0:36:18.880 got married with other people. 0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:22.200 Of course we all we lived together for a decade. 0:36:22.280 --> 0:36:24.480 Like, yeah, I don't know who are you supposed to 0:36:24.560 --> 0:36:25.800 date if you're not supposed to day something that you 0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:28.439 meet at work. I mean, I problem is people called 0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:31.800 me boss, and I never really thought I was the boss. 0:36:31.840 --> 0:36:34.560 I always like the network was the boss. I was 0:36:34.680 --> 0:36:37.960 just a person hosting the show. So I kind of 0:36:38.000 --> 0:36:40.840 felt like, no, we're all on the same playing field, 0:36:40.880 --> 0:36:41.400 but we weren't. 0:36:41.520 --> 0:36:43.839 No, that was such a fun time on the show. 0:36:43.920 --> 0:36:46.239 Carly was on it, Sam was on it, Like there 0:36:46.320 --> 0:36:49.120 was all these fun women on that show. 0:36:48.680 --> 0:36:52.319 So many, so many powerful women on my show. That's 0:36:52.360 --> 0:36:54.919 really well, that's really what made me who I am 0:36:54.960 --> 0:36:56.600 today is powerful women. 0:36:56.840 --> 0:36:59.280 That is not alive by the way, No, I agree, 0:36:59.400 --> 0:37:02.799 there is like from your agent and your manager, everybody around. 0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:04.680 You know, there's a team of women. 0:37:04.760 --> 0:37:07.200 I'm so pro and you know, and now that I 0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:09.120 have a daughter, I just look at things from a 0:37:09.120 --> 0:37:16.920 different perspective. I'm just such a girl dad. Whenever I 0:37:17.000 --> 0:37:18.959 see that, I just want to fucking punch the guy. 0:37:19.160 --> 0:37:20.680 I want to get a show. You make me a 0:37:20.840 --> 0:37:24.600 cool show that says that says girl dad. But just 0:37:24.640 --> 0:37:29.560 for the record, I like my son more because he's 0:37:29.600 --> 0:37:32.960 way more fun. Why don't you Why don't you have 0:37:32.960 --> 0:37:34.560 a kid, Carrie, let's talk about that. 0:37:34.600 --> 0:37:37.080 It's not too late. It's not too late late. Are 0:37:37.120 --> 0:37:37.640 you serious? 0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:38.239 I think so? 0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:39.200 You think so. 0:37:39.320 --> 0:37:42.200 But if you went in and had your eggs tested, 0:37:42.239 --> 0:37:43.719 do you think there'd be like one or two left? 0:37:43.840 --> 0:37:46.239 Probably? See, yeah, I'm not doing that. 0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:48.120 I don't want to do Oh man, wouldn't it be 0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:49.040 fun to see what that kid? 0:37:49.360 --> 0:37:49.759 What about? 0:37:49.760 --> 0:37:54.120 What needs these guys like al Pacino like eighty three. 0:37:54.239 --> 0:37:56.560 Having a kid, you're saying you can't spit out one 0:37:56.600 --> 0:37:57.040 at fifty. 0:37:57.239 --> 0:37:58.000 No, I don't want to. 0:37:58.320 --> 0:37:58.680 I didn't. 0:37:58.760 --> 0:38:02.200 What about adopting a kid, but they're about to age out? 0:38:02.280 --> 0:38:04.560 Like so you adopt like a seventeen and a half 0:38:04.640 --> 0:38:07.200 year and so basically what you're doing is you're going 0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:09.359 to pay for their college and stuff like that, and 0:38:09.360 --> 0:38:11.880 then maybe you have developed a relationship. Maybe you don't, 0:38:11.880 --> 0:38:14.560 but you pay it forward and you do it just 0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:17.520 legally so that they can have a better life or 0:38:17.520 --> 0:38:19.480 a better chance at life. 0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:20.359 Why don't you do that? 0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:21.680 No, maybe you can do that. 0:38:21.920 --> 0:38:23.080 Of course I could do that. 0:38:23.200 --> 0:38:25.640 Twenty times over. It just seems like a lot of work. 0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:27.719 I'll tell you what I'm going to do that if 0:38:27.760 --> 0:38:30.960 somebody just tell me. I want to pick a good 0:38:31.239 --> 0:38:33.520 person too, I don't want to pick a shit person. 0:38:33.840 --> 0:38:37.880 I probably want a girl, I probably probably. I probably 0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:41.919 want her to be a minority seventeen years old, eighteen 0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:43.560 years old, and I'll send her to college. 0:38:43.600 --> 0:38:44.160 I'll do that. 0:38:44.440 --> 0:38:46.759 Can you just send people to college without adopting them? 0:38:46.960 --> 0:38:50.200 Oh, all right, I scratch what I said. I don't 0:38:50.200 --> 0:38:50.600 want to do that. 0:38:50.640 --> 0:38:53.680 I'll just I'll just start a scholarship fun for somebody. 0:38:53.719 --> 0:38:55.080 But I thought it'd be cool that i'd. 0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:55.480 Be their dad. 0:38:55.960 --> 0:38:58.040 No, I mean why at that point. 0:38:57.800 --> 0:38:59.919 Well, it's just to help, that's no. I don't say, 0:39:00.080 --> 0:39:01.960 I know it's a thing. Yeah, so you're not you 0:39:01.960 --> 0:39:02.840 don't want to have children? 0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:02.960 No? 0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:04.560 I never. I don't think I ever did. Maybe I 0:39:04.600 --> 0:39:05.640 did in my mid thirties. 0:39:06.800 --> 0:39:07.640 Are you fixed? 0:39:07.920 --> 0:39:08.000 No? 0:39:08.280 --> 0:39:09.000 Is he fixed? 0:39:09.080 --> 0:39:09.160 No? 0:39:09.560 --> 0:39:11.960 So what do you guys do? Are you on birth control? 0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:12.279 Yeah? 0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:13.040 Gross? 0:39:13.200 --> 0:39:18.239 Yah? Yeah. My doctor literally was like, so, if you 0:39:18.400 --> 0:39:20.640 really know you don't want to have kids, let's get 0:39:20.680 --> 0:39:22.399 you on birth control because you're going to be really 0:39:22.440 --> 0:39:24.600 pissed off if you made the decision and you got pregnant. 0:39:24.680 --> 0:39:25.759 I don't think you should take it. 0:39:26.840 --> 0:39:27.600 Well, why don't. 0:39:27.680 --> 0:39:30.960 Let's see what happens. No, I'm not going to try 0:39:30.960 --> 0:39:32.160 to force you to have a baby. 0:39:32.840 --> 0:39:35.080 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 0:39:35.600 --> 0:39:38.440 What if your husband's like, hey, I really want to have. 0:39:38.320 --> 0:39:40.759 A child, right, oh, then that that may be the 0:39:40.880 --> 0:39:41.359 end of us. 0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:41.920 Oh. 0:39:42.600 --> 0:39:45.440 I think it's honestly, like I really have No, this 0:39:45.480 --> 0:39:47.240 doesn't doesn't occur to me or anything. 0:39:47.520 --> 0:39:49.360 That's great. I don't think you're cut out to be 0:39:49.360 --> 0:39:49.719 a mother. 0:39:49.840 --> 0:39:55.080 Oh that's not true. I think in my job as 0:39:55.120 --> 0:39:57.839 of wardrobe, you're very motherly. I have to take care 0:39:57.880 --> 0:39:58.760 of a lot of people. 0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:01.560 Well, you're dressing people. You're dressing people, You're dressing people 0:40:01.719 --> 0:40:02.280 like a child. 0:40:02.360 --> 0:40:06.160 Yes, school, Yes, I do have that part of me. 0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:08.080 I just didn't want it. I don't know. 0:40:08.160 --> 0:40:10.080 I were your parents mad that you never had children? 0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.880 Yeah, and my mom would start sending me articles. Well 0:40:12.880 --> 0:40:14.799 at thirty five, she was like, you better freeze your 0:40:14.800 --> 0:40:15.919 eggs because you're already old. 0:40:15.920 --> 0:40:16.600 Did you freeze them? 0:40:16.640 --> 0:40:16.680 No? 0:40:16.840 --> 0:40:19.759 Oh, I've got eggs. I meant that you want one. 0:40:19.920 --> 0:40:21.879 I may be a kid. I give you a kid of mine. 0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:24.399 I mean I wish it was twenty one. They could 0:40:24.440 --> 0:40:26.960 just be like, here, women, freeze your eggs because being 0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:27.640 a thirty five. 0:40:27.880 --> 0:40:30.880 Eggs, you have a twenty one so much lot, so many. 0:40:31.000 --> 0:40:32.640 I mean there's sometimes I think, what if I did 0:40:32.640 --> 0:40:34.399 have a kid at twenty and now I would have 0:40:34.800 --> 0:40:39.319 a forty year old Oh geez, but I would have 0:40:39.360 --> 0:40:41.840 a full on adults. I know, you know, I wouldn't 0:40:41.880 --> 0:40:43.680 have like, I don't want a baby. I can't even 0:40:43.719 --> 0:40:44.759 deal with the puppy right now. 0:40:44.880 --> 0:40:46.439 So if you if you could go back in time, 0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:49.600 would you like get pregnant from one of those dudes 0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:50.520 at twenty No? 0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:52.640 Way, I can't even imagine. 0:40:52.680 --> 0:40:55.600 Would you if I could go back and have sex 0:40:55.960 --> 0:40:58.200 again with all these people? 0:40:58.600 --> 0:41:02.000 No, you're not going like no, would you want to 0:41:02.000 --> 0:41:04.120 have a kid with somebody in your twenties? I was? 0:41:04.400 --> 0:41:05.719 I was engaged at twenty one? 0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:09.560 Oh no, it was No, it was I got engaged 0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:11.560 to it and then then luckily we called it off 0:41:11.560 --> 0:41:12.920 like a couple months before the wedding. 0:41:13.080 --> 0:41:14.400 Oh you got that clothes? 0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:16.360 My mom like went and bought like a dress, but 0:41:16.480 --> 0:41:19.279 her and everything. Everything was booked everything. She let me 0:41:19.360 --> 0:41:23.719 off the hook. What's the most single expensive article of 0:41:23.760 --> 0:41:25.200 clothing you've ever purchased for me? 0:41:25.760 --> 0:41:29.440 There was this cardigan. I can't remember who makes it. 0:41:29.440 --> 0:41:32.719 They're very fancy. It was on Miss Reporter. It was 0:41:32.719 --> 0:41:35.200 like looked like very like kind of Indian. 0:41:36.080 --> 0:41:36.960 I don't think we say that. 0:41:38.560 --> 0:41:42.920 No, it was like like Native American pattern. It was 0:41:42.960 --> 0:41:46.799 a Native American pattern. Indigenous, yeah, sure, And it was 0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:49.600 made out of some crazy like casum. Do you remember this? 0:41:49.719 --> 0:41:52.360 You have it in Tahoe I do, yes, okay, yes, 0:41:52.680 --> 0:41:56.800 And it was like a thirty seven hundred dollars like Cardigan, okay, 0:41:57.200 --> 0:41:59.440 and that was I remember we used it like for 0:41:59.600 --> 0:42:02.319 thirty seconds on the show and then you took it 0:42:02.360 --> 0:42:02.800 to Tahoe. 0:42:03.080 --> 0:42:05.400 There's thing I think I've taken family photos in it. 0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:08.680 Yeah, it's it's amazing. Oh there was one time there 0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:10.799 was a Kochinelli sweater. I don't know if you remember this. 0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:13.120 This was like the last season and it was tan 0:42:14.120 --> 0:42:17.160 and it was a forty three hundred dollars hoodie. I 0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:20.000 like it, and I said to you, I didn't realize 0:42:20.040 --> 0:42:22.239 it was this much money. Huh. So I'm just going 0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:23.799 to tell you do you want? And we needed it 0:42:23.840 --> 0:42:26.560 for your outfit, and you're like, fuck that, We're not 0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:28.880 spending that. So then I found a Vince Won for 0:42:28.920 --> 0:42:31.560 like three hundred and like like put that instead. 0:42:31.800 --> 0:42:36.160 This is why the rest of the country hates Hollywood. 0:42:36.880 --> 0:42:40.680 We're so out of touch with what everybody would spend 0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:43.480 for hoodies, like we think so we just bought a 0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:44.600 cheap three hundred dollars. 0:42:45.200 --> 0:42:47.160 No, it's I'm messed up from it. Even my own 0:42:47.200 --> 0:42:49.920 shopping when I was working for doctor Phil and I 0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:51.920 was shopping for his wife. It was just I felt 0:42:52.000 --> 0:42:54.440 normal that it's like twenty five hundred dollars for a dress. 0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:56.920 I was like, oh, that's pretty good, and then I 0:42:56.920 --> 0:42:58.640 had to like knock, like where am I going that 0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:00.640 I needed twenty five hundred dollars us by the way, 0:43:00.800 --> 0:43:02.600 So it's like most of the stuff is good for 0:43:02.680 --> 0:43:06.759 like socialites and people on television or if you have 0:43:06.800 --> 0:43:09.080 a job. I always like, like, if I was a lawyer, 0:43:09.120 --> 0:43:11.080 I would love to wear like cool outfits. 0:43:11.280 --> 0:43:13.319 You're fifty years old. Why are you pretending to be 0:43:13.360 --> 0:43:13.840 a lawyer? 0:43:14.200 --> 0:43:17.120 Like any show that they're lawyers. I've watched the Lincoln 0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:20.640 Lawyer Nev Campbell's character. I'm like, yeah, I'd like to 0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:21.279 dress like that. 0:43:21.640 --> 0:43:24.240 You ever been nominating and won an award for your wardrobe? 0:43:24.320 --> 0:43:27.680 I have for Lizo's show. Actually, not for me. No, 0:43:28.040 --> 0:43:30.520 I wish. I wish we did not for the shit 0:43:31.320 --> 0:43:33.600 so much fun stuff. Remember we had to make walk 0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:35.000 about penises. Do you remember that? 0:43:35.719 --> 0:43:35.799 No? 0:43:35.840 --> 0:43:36.239 I don't know. 0:43:36.280 --> 0:43:39.520 There were massive like penises that we put on people 0:43:39.520 --> 0:43:40.520 and their heads came out of. 0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:42.160 It, and you thought you should win an award for that. 0:43:42.280 --> 0:43:43.880 No, But it was like we had to make all 0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:45.320 these crazy costumes. 0:43:45.080 --> 0:43:46.920 Still circumcised were uncircumcised. 0:43:47.000 --> 0:43:49.600 They were uncircumed. No, they were circumcised. 0:43:50.000 --> 0:43:54.160 Yes, there was the uncircumcised. Your husband uncircumcised. 0:43:57.520 --> 0:43:58.720 He is English. 0:44:00.080 --> 0:44:04.560 That's good, all right. Thanks for being. 0:44:04.400 --> 0:44:05.840 Here, Carrie, Thank you for having me. 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:07.200 Daniel, I'll see you tomorrow. 0:44:12.239 --> 0:44:18.200 Pasha, we did it, Carl, another banger man. These are 0:44:18.200 --> 0:44:20.920 getting better and better. I want to thank Carry for 0:44:20.960 --> 0:44:23.360 being on the show. And don't tell me that I 0:44:23.360 --> 0:44:25.880 forgot to give her a gift. It's on the way. 0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:30.160 We recorded this earlier. I'm sending her all the pottery 0:44:30.680 --> 0:44:34.560 that she's made me over the years with me as 0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:35.279 always my dog. 0:44:35.360 --> 0:44:35.760 Carl. 0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:42.759 Hey, you remember when Twitter was called Twitter and celebrities 0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:46.960 would only tweet at airlines because they were mad about 0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:52.480 some minor inconvenience. I have a tweet that I need 0:44:52.520 --> 0:44:57.560 to send out, dear at Alaska Airlines. I was on 0:44:57.640 --> 0:45:01.239 flight twelve eighty two in seat twenty six B when 0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:04.520 a portione your plane exploded off, causing a huge hole 0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:06.960 to open up next to me. As a result, my 0:45:07.080 --> 0:45:11.239 favorite child was ripped from my arms. Also, your flight 0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:14.560 attendant made his gate check his stroller, which doesn't seem fair, 0:45:14.800 --> 0:45:17.280 but in light of him, no longer being on this flight. 0:45:17.640 --> 0:45:19.880 This is now a moot point. I hate to be 0:45:19.920 --> 0:45:22.600 that guy, but I would like to know if I 0:45:22.640 --> 0:45:25.560 will be refunded the eight dollars I paid to upgrade 0:45:25.560 --> 0:45:28.040 the Wi Fi on the flight so I could binge 0:45:28.080 --> 0:45:32.759 Love Island. Now that's obviously a joke, Carl. I wasn't 0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:36.120 on that flight, and I certainly wouldn't be sitting in 0:45:36.160 --> 0:45:43.080 twenty six B. But I just get so annoyed at 0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:48.800 celebrities writing two airlines. This is how every tweet should 0:45:48.840 --> 0:45:54.319 go to an airline. It should read flying sucks. Your 0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:58.600 bathrooms are disgusting. Everything about the airport is dysfunctional and stressful. 0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:01.279 But thank you for not letting me have the most 0:46:01.280 --> 0:46:05.279 traumatic death imaginable, and for not having to spend eight 0:46:05.320 --> 0:46:08.319 hours in a car with my family. All right, what 0:46:08.360 --> 0:46:11.960 do we got this week? Boyswarpink dot com? 0:46:12.200 --> 0:46:12.640 Look at me. 0:46:13.280 --> 0:46:17.840 I'm not afraid to wear pink. Our rocket. The Goat 0:46:18.200 --> 0:46:26.480 premieres on Amazon sometime in Q two. I'm told get 0:46:26.560 --> 0:46:31.239 specific Amazon May fourth. I'll be at the Dolby Theater 0:46:31.360 --> 0:46:34.560 for the Netflix as a Joke Comedy Festival. What else, 0:46:35.200 --> 0:46:38.680 my son? You want to hear one of his stories. 0:46:39.160 --> 0:46:42.160 You don't You don't really care, do you. You've heard them 0:46:42.160 --> 0:46:46.680 all before. Yeah, see you guys next week. All right, 0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:50.120 that's one story. Then we go to bed. Okay, I'm sleepy. 0:46:51.440 --> 0:46:57.520 One topint of time in the sul So saw shall 0:46:58.280 --> 0:47:05.600 Away City, any time people watched away from their table 0:47:06.560 --> 0:47:12.960 the tocto hamble boudor what Tata bite of their tato? 0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:18.160 And and when they came back at the table they said, 0:47:18.719 --> 0:47:24.120 wait either than Tata by the ja too did and 0:47:24.239 --> 0:47:29.320 they saw him, They saw the tato Bodor d En