WEBVTT - National Park Hidden Gems

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Creature future production of iHeartRadio. I'm your host

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<v Speaker 1>of Many Parasites, Katie Golden. I studied psychology and evolutionary biology,

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<v Speaker 1>and today on the show, we're talking about some of

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<v Speaker 1>the coolest animals you can find in US national parks.

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<v Speaker 1>Our national parks are home to some of the most

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<v Speaker 1>stunning species on the planet and are incredibly important reserves

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<v Speaker 1>that protect the biological jewels of America. From adorable little

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<v Speaker 1>cat like critters that look like they came straight out

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<v Speaker 1>of a Miyazaki film to the goat of Horns who

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<v Speaker 1>as spiky little guy with biological weaponry. These are just

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<v Speaker 1>three examples of the amazing animals found in national parks.

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<v Speaker 1>Discover this and more as we answer the age old

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<v Speaker 1>question when is a cat not a cat? And a

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<v Speaker 1>toad not a toad? Joining me today is stand up

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<v Speaker 2>We love it, We love all of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, so just for apropos of absolutely nothing. I

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<v Speaker 1>really wanted to talk about the national parks in the

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<v Speaker 1>the Gulf of Mexico, I mean the United States. The

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<v Speaker 1>it is. They're like one of no joke, one of

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<v Speaker 1>my favorite things about America. And you know they're in

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<v Speaker 1>danger right now due to funding cuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Due to apex predators, the white Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, yeah, venture capitalists are going after our national parks.

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<v Speaker 1>They are cutting staff for no apparent reason, just like

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<v Speaker 1>n you know, you're all fired, which is very bad.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw such a heartbreaking post from a dad who

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<v Speaker 2>was like, what do I tell my wife as she's

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<v Speaker 2>crying and I don't have a job, And he like

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<v Speaker 2>the way he wrote his whole post about it was

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<v Speaker 2>really beautiful. He was like, yeah, yeah, it's heartbreaking.

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<v Speaker 1>And I yeah, I have a special place in my

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<v Speaker 1>heart for park rangers. This really stings, it really sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>They's also like a key part of Indian culture. You

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<v Speaker 2>will not ever go to a national park and not

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<v Speaker 2>see an auntie in a sari with sneakers on. It

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<v Speaker 2>is very important to our culture to visit national parks,

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<v Speaker 2>national monuments, to be tourists in all of these areas,

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<v Speaker 2>just at the gas station nearby, heating up some food

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<v Speaker 2>that we packed ourselves, and like experiencing being American. Like

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<v Speaker 2>that is that's what we think America is. We all

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<v Speaker 2>buy a grill that we never use and we visit

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<v Speaker 2>national parks.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't think you're wrong. Who doesn't like who

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't like national parks? This is the thing that gets

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<v Speaker 1>me is I feel like everyone likes national parks. Like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone wants to go to the Grand Canyon, everyone wants

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Zion, to the Sequoias. It's everyone has

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<v Speaker 1>like experience enjoying national parks. They are so in credible

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<v Speaker 1>and amazing. And even if people are I know, like

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<v Speaker 1>probably all my listeners care about them also because of

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<v Speaker 1>conservation and animals. But even if you're just purely selfish,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just they're amazing to go to and look at.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is like cartoon villain. Yeah, let's find like

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<v Speaker 2>the things that people love the most you know, national

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<v Speaker 2>parks flying right side up and let's take it away

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<v Speaker 2>from them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. By the way, if any of you out there

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<v Speaker 1>are happen to know or are park rangers, either current

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<v Speaker 1>or former, and you would like to talk about stuff

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast, send me an email at Creature Feature

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<v Speaker 1>Pod at gmail dot com. I would love to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Or if you're if you're shy, like some

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<v Speaker 1>of the animals we're about to talk about, you can

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<v Speaker 1>write to me and I will share your stories for sure,

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<v Speaker 1>because I feel like this is super important. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's talk about some of the amazing animal that

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like a lot of these just are not

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<v Speaker 1>some of them are not super well known, right, Like

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<v Speaker 1>everyone loves a good moose, a good bear that you

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<v Speaker 1>see at these national parks. But these guys are much

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<v Speaker 1>more elusive or maybe less glamorous. They get there less

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<v Speaker 1>in the spotlight. But they're really amazing. They're so cool.

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<v Speaker 2>So the first one actors that like you see in everything,

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<v Speaker 2>but you don't know their name, right, like those guys

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<v Speaker 2>like that one guy the Radar exactly there is in Ghost,

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<v Speaker 2>the Animal World.

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<v Speaker 1>He was in Ghost and he was in another movie

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<v Speaker 1>that guy. You know, yeah, that guy. I know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking that guy, that guy. Well, so this one

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<v Speaker 1>is amazing. So this is the ringtail cat and this

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<v Speaker 1>is found in Zion National Park. They're also found in Oregon, California, Nevada, Colorado, Texas, Arizona,

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<v Speaker 1>New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas, Baja California, and Mexico and dry

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<v Speaker 1>arid regions and Paulavia, I sent you, I sent you

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<v Speaker 1>a image of one of these little little guys.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it. Also side note, my dog is partly

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<v Speaker 2>crazy right now because the people just walk past the

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<v Speaker 2>window and he sensed it in his crate. So he

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<v Speaker 2>has a natural enemy of my apartment building and it's

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<v Speaker 2>other dogs. But these do these creatures, do these beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>cats have a natural enemy other than the president?

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<v Speaker 1>They they do. They actually can be preyed upon by

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<v Speaker 1>mountain lions, by by large birds of prey raptors. So

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<v Speaker 1>they are pretty. They can be pretty solitary and elusive

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<v Speaker 1>and shy. But they are actually even though they're called

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<v Speaker 1>ringtail cats, and they kind of look like a cat,

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<v Speaker 1>they look like a mix between like a cat and

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a mouse or a ferret with a long, fluffy

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<v Speaker 1>black and white striped tail.

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<v Speaker 2>They're really beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>They're gorgeous, and they look really sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>They actually have a pretty nice disposition. Apparently they look

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit like, you know, the like in the

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<v Speaker 1>Avatar the Last Airbender cartoon, the Little guy Momo kind

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<v Speaker 1>of looks like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, I still need to watch Avatar.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, its like on my list of like five no spoilers. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that's on you if you speak for me. Okay, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>still it only came out decades ago, but I'm I'm

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<v Speaker 2>literally That's one of the things where I have this

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<v Speaker 2>thing where I'm like, Okay, I feel like I lost

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<v Speaker 2>parts of big American pop culture just because of my

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<v Speaker 2>family or like what I experienced or whatever. So I

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<v Speaker 2>have like a list of like things that I go

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm like, Okay, I need this to relate to

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<v Speaker 2>other people. And now that I'm thinking that, it might

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<v Speaker 2>be neurodivergence, but I don't I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>If I have that, but yeah, I'm gonna use I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to use neurodivergence next time someone calls me out

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<v Speaker 1>on not knowing the lyrics to a song. I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be like, I'm neurodivergent.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta I don't think. I don't think that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like the fact that I'm like I

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<v Speaker 2>need to like write down things to relate to people

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<v Speaker 2>or to understand pop culture moments, like I need to

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<v Speaker 2>consume this as as research on the human subject, like

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<v Speaker 2>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I am. I am going to use it as an excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>So I already use it as an excuse for parking

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<v Speaker 1>bad because I did read a study about people with

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<v Speaker 1>OCD not having as good spatial awareness. I do have OCD,

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<v Speaker 1>and so it's sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's not cool, but it's like to learn

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<v Speaker 2>about you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very cool now. It wasn't cool when it was untreated,

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<v Speaker 1>but now it's it's a it's doing good. It gives

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<v Speaker 1>me a good excuse to like run into polls. But so,

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<v Speaker 1>the the ringtail cat, the cat back to the cat

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<v Speaker 1>actually not a cat, which you know, I could make

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<v Speaker 1>a joke about that driving my OCD crazy, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>not how it works. So the ringtail cats are not cats.

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<v Speaker 1>They're actually related to raccoons. Kuwaitis kinkajews and they're in

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<v Speaker 1>the Procyoniday family. So yeah, they're related to raccoons, not

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<v Speaker 1>not felines.

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<v Speaker 2>They look like a little raccoon ish liketit. The hands,

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<v Speaker 2>you gotta get the little hands like yeah, those rifle

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<v Speaker 2>through trash, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>They do have very agile little hands. They they're actually

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<v Speaker 1>their ankles can rotate one hundred and eighty degrees. What

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<v Speaker 1>they can clime trees, they.

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<v Speaker 2>Can be They're like exorcist hands.

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<v Speaker 1>They're kind of exorcist hands. Yeah, so technically the exorcist

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't isn't that three hundred and sixty degrees because.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all one hundred and eighty So it's not Although

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<v Speaker 2>they could I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think that means that they could open doors. So don't

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<v Speaker 1>get on you know, don't get on their bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Side, you know, honestly, it's our fault for inventing doors.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it is our fault for inventing doors. I would

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<v Speaker 1>want there to be a B and E with one

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<v Speaker 1>of these little guys, one of these green tail cats,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're super cute, steal all my stuff. They actually

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<v Speaker 1>they have a little imask going on, but instead of

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<v Speaker 1>it being a black I mask like with raccoons, it's

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<v Speaker 1>a white ie mask and it's kind of converted.

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<v Speaker 2>The striping looks like raccoons. It does all making so

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<v Speaker 2>much sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they're extremely cute. They weigh only around one to

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<v Speaker 1>three pounds, that's only up to one and a half kilograms.

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<v Speaker 1>Their tails are as long as their bodies, if not longer,

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<v Speaker 1>so about a foot long or a little longer.

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<v Speaker 2>I know your audience is like, not the people I'm

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<v Speaker 2>talking about, and I know this is to like educate

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<v Speaker 2>people so that they value national parks. But I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>part of me with how cute these guys are, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying like they're more docile than other animals, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>we need to gate keep these because people are just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go and mess with them, do you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I mean. I'm like, fortunately said those things. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>let's protect them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Fortunately they're very shy and elusive, so they they're

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<v Speaker 1>actually relatively understudied because they managed to be very solitary.

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<v Speaker 1>But in terms of in terms of like people trying

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<v Speaker 1>to turn them into pets, I don't think they're a

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<v Speaker 1>big part of the pet trade right now. They might

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<v Speaker 1>be a bit. I think they can sometimes be victims

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<v Speaker 1>of the pet trade, which is not good. But they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, there was an interesting situation which was like

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<v Speaker 1>for miners like gold miners and other types of or

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<v Speaker 1>or minors not under eighteen, not a minor, no, no, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Not people who cannot order or drink at a bar legally,

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<v Speaker 1>but people who go in these can't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>These probably would love to drink some alcohol. They are omnivorous,

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<v Speaker 1>so they will eat or drink about anything they can

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<v Speaker 1>get their little pause on. But miners, gold miners, other

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<v Speaker 1>ore miners. I don't really know mining history in the

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<v Speaker 1>US except for gold mining because I lived in California

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<v Speaker 1>and our school system was like you're learning about gold.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they would actually kind of quasi tame them,

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<v Speaker 1>so they would keep them near their camps and feed

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<v Speaker 1>them little pieces of food, and then they would hang

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<v Speaker 1>out in these mining camps and then like kill the

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<v Speaker 1>mice and the rats and eat them, and so they

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<v Speaker 1>kind of kept them like housecats. But the key thing

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<v Speaker 1>there was that because these were mining camps out in

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<v Speaker 1>the wild, right, they basically were allowed to roam around that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not so much that they kept them in cages

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<v Speaker 1>or anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So they would just have like little hats with flashlights

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<v Speaker 2>on them. Yes, okay, I'm so little.

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<v Speaker 1>Overalls where one of the straps is kind of falling

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<v Speaker 1>off their shoulder and the little little you know, a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. It's very cute. It's extremely cute. There. Arboreal

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<v Speaker 1>meaning they spend most of their time in trees. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and they are very adept climbers. Like I mentioned before,

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<v Speaker 1>they can climb trees really well. They can also climb

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<v Speaker 1>vertical rock walls, and they know how to climb up

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<v Speaker 1>a cactus without getting stuck with the thors. And they'll

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<v Speaker 1>happily eat prickly pear fruits.

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<v Speaker 2>So they are amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're they're very they're very efficient in these like

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<v Speaker 1>are desert regions. If you're wondering what they sound like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's the matter?

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<v Speaker 2>Under distress?

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<v Speaker 1>He's he's fine. He's like on a roof someone's roof

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<v Speaker 1>and the person's like looking up at him and he's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of barking.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, he's the one who's like, where you're going, buddy,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The retail cago Like, where are you going? Buddy? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey are you going?

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<v Speaker 2>I got just some gold again.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, because of what I told you about them

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<v Speaker 1>having been sort of tamed by miners. They're also called

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<v Speaker 1>miners cats, and again, I'm really cute. I must emphasize

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<v Speaker 1>they are not cats, but yeah, they apparently had a

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<v Speaker 1>somewhat tamable disposition when they were bribed. But again, they

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't make good pets in a domestic environment because they

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<v Speaker 1>need a lot of space. They're not super social animals either, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't hang out with each other all that often.

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<v Speaker 1>They mostly hang out, uh, to groom each other or

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<v Speaker 1>to mate.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel I was until you said that last part.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I feel like in another life, I

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<v Speaker 2>would have been one of these guys. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>were like they each other and mate. I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not cleaning somebody else. I'm all alone most of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I just go clean somebody else. No, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, I guess I'm I kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>that idea, just like hanging out eating, eating random stuff

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<v Speaker 1>and then getting your hair brushed by buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like going to the salon for your Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm one of I'm one of those freaks who

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<v Speaker 1>enjoys going to get my haircut because of the because

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<v Speaker 1>of the shampooing. Oh yeah. Yeah, I'm one of.

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<v Speaker 2>Those sometimes you need somebody else to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it, it is. It's like, it's obviously

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<v Speaker 1>I can shampoo my own hair.

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<v Speaker 2>But whoa, whoa, whoa.

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<v Speaker 1>But stand when I have to get my hair cut

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<v Speaker 1>and they're like shampooing it. I'm like, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't realize how much better other people are at shampooing hair.

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<v Speaker 2>The angles, it's the angles, and then they use more

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<v Speaker 2>of their arm strength, right, you know, it's like a massage.

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<v Speaker 2>It's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like they're ripping off parts of my scalp, but

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<v Speaker 1>in a good way and I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyways, uh yeah, so they're uh, there have been.

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<v Speaker 1>Because they're so secretive. It's a little bit hard to

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<v Speaker 1>know too much about them because they they are elusive.

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<v Speaker 1>But there have been some more recent studies that aim

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<v Speaker 1>to learn more about them, including a collaboration between Oregon

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<v Speaker 1>State University, the hoop Up Valley Tribe, Penn State, and

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<v Speaker 1>cow Poly Humboldt. And some of the newer information that

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<v Speaker 1>they have about them is how they carefully select tree

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<v Speaker 1>hollows from older trees to take naps in uh to

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<v Speaker 1>stay safe from bad weather. And to occasionally groom each other.

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<v Speaker 1>They're cute. Yeah, it's very cute. They also sometimes make

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<v Speaker 1>their homes and abandoned mine shafts, which is it's like

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<v Speaker 1>they're not they're not acts, they're not beating the little

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<v Speaker 1>the cobald hobgoblin allegations. Oh my god. So yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>because they're so dependent on trees, loss of habitats such

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<v Speaker 1>as old growth oak woodlands would threaten their population. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>this past year in Arizona, ringtails have been rescued at

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<v Speaker 1>higher rates due to suburban sprawl and hot weather. Because

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<v Speaker 1>they like nooks and crannies and trees, they'll sometimes try

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<v Speaker 1>to find the same resources in human structures, so they'll

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<v Speaker 1>get stuck in our attics, our walls, plumbing, our cars.

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<v Speaker 1>There's this article at kj's ez Phoenix with a photo

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<v Speaker 1>of the saddest little ringtail I've ever seen. He's damp

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<v Speaker 1>from being bathed a bunch of times because he got

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in a tortilla factory's oil transfer to No. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's just try and get some tortillas. He gots stuck.

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<v Speaker 2>He's so cute.

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<v Speaker 1>He's so cute. Apparently it was pretty touch and go

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<v Speaker 1>with him. He did survive, but they're like, yeah he has.

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<v Speaker 1>He was covered in tortilla grease and poor.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay you you and me too, brother, Okay. Some days

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like that, all right, and just.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yeah, I mean it's it's very cute and

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<v Speaker 1>it's a very sad, funny little story and it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's good because it had a good ending because he

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<v Speaker 1>did get rescued, but it is it does emphasize the

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<v Speaker 1>importance that they keep their habitat because they just they

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<v Speaker 1>they they like go on a tube, right, thinking it's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a tree, and then it's full of tortilla grease, delicious,

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<v Speaker 1>deadly tortilla grease.

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<v Speaker 2>I worry, but I want your perspective. But I worry

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<v Speaker 2>about this so much. Like I've been seeing coyote coyotes

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<v Speaker 2>or yeah, coyotes in my neighborhood more, and I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like they're that urban sprawl thing where we're just like

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<v Speaker 2>impeding on their environment, is like really messing them up,

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<v Speaker 2>like and that's for sure for our pets. Like no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so worried about it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's very concerning, yeah, for sure. Like one of

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<v Speaker 1>the like coyotes are much more likely to go after

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<v Speaker 1>your pets, your little dogs or cats when they are

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<v Speaker 1>when they're when they don't have enough sort of ample

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<v Speaker 1>resources in their own habitat, enough rabbits and other rodents

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<v Speaker 1>to feed on, and then they'll come in and then

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<v Speaker 1>people like really hate them. But they're just you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they're just trying to they're just trying to live. They

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<v Speaker 1>don't they don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Make it in the city like the rest of us Acholizin,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't. I know that all one eating a beloved pet.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw one go after a cat. It didn't get it,

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<v Speaker 2>but I was like, we gotta get these cats off

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<v Speaker 2>the streets. And these coyotes, yeah, after their environment, Like

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<v Speaker 2>what is going on?

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<v Speaker 1>If coyotes live around you or birds, it's probably a

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<v Speaker 1>good idea to keep the kitties inside. I'm gonna say, hot, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kitties they will be you can entertain them with attention.

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<v Speaker 1>They they will survive.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, like the you know how we're always like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>humans weren't meant to see the Internet, Like our brains

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<v Speaker 2>aren't meant for this. I don't think the things that

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<v Speaker 2>we've done to animals, like the animals' brains aren't meant

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<v Speaker 2>to meet each other, you know, like like some of

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<v Speaker 2>these creatures are not meant to interact ever, and they do,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, do I eat this?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this? You know? Yeah? Crazy? No, absolutely, And

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<v Speaker 1>I mean obviously it also increases chance of zoonotic diseases

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<v Speaker 1>jumping from species to species. Yet it's very it's incredibly

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<v Speaker 1>important to maintain and preserve the habitats of these animals both.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's a lot of reasons. Number one, they

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<v Speaker 1>are devastatingly cute. Look this little guy and the eyes all.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll provide the pictures in the show, the little one

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<v Speaker 1>that got stuck in the tortilla factory grease trap, Like

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<v Speaker 1>he's so sad.

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<v Speaker 2>And makes his eyes look bigger. Yeah, boots picture where

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<v Speaker 2>like they z into the eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry this out. Send it to your congress person and say, really,

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<v Speaker 1>we're getting rid of National Park staff when these little

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<v Speaker 1>guys are getting stuck in tortilla factories.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's the congress people will immediately try to make

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<v Speaker 2>them pets. I'm just like so cynical.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say, like Corrolla de Ville

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<v Speaker 1>style like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Too is going to walk around with these fringing boots

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<v Speaker 2>on with these tails just.

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<v Speaker 1>Like just like a oh god, yeah, you know, well

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<v Speaker 1>they're ghoules, but hey, there are still good people out

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<v Speaker 1>there rescuing these these little ringtail cats from tortilla factories.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to take a quick break and when

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<v Speaker 1>we get back, we're going to talk about another fantastic

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<v Speaker 1>animal that you can find in the national parks. So

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<v Speaker 1>pull a b We're talking about big horn and thin

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<v Speaker 1>horn sheep. Uh. These are one of the bigger animals

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<v Speaker 1>that you can find in North American national parks, and

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<v Speaker 1>they are pretty incredible. So there are two species of

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<v Speaker 1>mountain sheep, the big horn sheep and then the thin

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<v Speaker 1>horn or doll sheep, and they're both really beautiful animals.

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<v Speaker 2>So majestic.

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<v Speaker 1>They are so majestic that they're they're like very iconic.

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<v Speaker 1>The big horn sheep have the males have these incredible,

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<v Speaker 1>like what do you think horns on their heads that

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<v Speaker 1>are massive and heavy. So, uh, first I'll talk a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit about the doll sheep. They are found in

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<v Speaker 1>the Dnali National Park in the US. They're also found

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<v Speaker 1>in Canada and Nali.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, keeping the name.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I have a very selfishly sentimental connection

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<v Speaker 1>to the name Danali, which is this is this is

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<v Speaker 1>super like when I was a little kid, there was

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<v Speaker 1>an ice cream called Denali. I was like, why is

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<v Speaker 1>it called Denali? Because it was super good? And then

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<v Speaker 1>I like looked up it was like, oh, it's like

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<v Speaker 1>named after these beautiful mountains, and it was just like

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<v Speaker 1>and then so I would like imagine that I was

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<v Speaker 1>like in the mountains eating this ice cream. So it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you will pry that name out of my

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<v Speaker 1>cold dead hands. Also because it's you know, it's grotesque

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<v Speaker 1>to try to rename it, uh, because that's that's the

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<v Speaker 1>original name.

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<v Speaker 2>And from I know, you're not gonna eat McKinley ice cream. Ew,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not disgusting. It tastes like cardboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's like it's just got like little shriveled cherries

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<v Speaker 1>in it and nonsense and whole peanuts with the shells on.

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<v Speaker 1>It's discussed. Oh my god, Yeah, McKinley ice cream ice cream? No, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not in National Park. They're also found in Canada, Alaska,

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<v Speaker 1>and they tend to be in the sort of more

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<v Speaker 1>old regions, although big horn sheep also can survive in

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<v Speaker 1>the cold, and they can have their coat can change

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<v Speaker 1>from being very thin to being fluffy depending on seasonal changes.

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<v Speaker 1>Big horn sheep are found in a variety of national parks,

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<v Speaker 1>such as Yellowstone in Wyoming, Montana, and Idaho. They're found

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<v Speaker 1>in Zion National Park in Utah. They're found in the

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<v Speaker 1>Oehe Canyonlands in Idaho and Oregon, in Hell's Canyon in Washington,

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<v Speaker 1>Oregon and Idaho, in the bad Lands National Park in

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<v Speaker 1>South Dakota, in the Desert National Wildlife Refuge in Nevada,

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<v Speaker 1>which was specifically created to protect big horn sheep, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're also found in Mueller Ranch in Colorado. You can

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<v Speaker 1>even find a desert big horn sheep in the Sierras

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<v Speaker 1>in California. These are just super They're iconic for America.

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<v Speaker 1>They're found everywhere in these national park.

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<v Speaker 2>I one thousand percent get why people would worship like

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<v Speaker 2>a like a goat looking god, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>They're so impressive, they're so majestic.

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<v Speaker 1>They look like they have seen the universe, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. Then those weird little eyes of theirs.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it looks like their horns like have their

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<v Speaker 2>like their intelligence stored in them.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yes, they do have a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>the It almost kind of looks like the Twilight's from

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars, you know what I mean. I think that's

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<v Speaker 1>what they're named, the ones with things that Ye Anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably where they got it from with these guys,

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<v Speaker 2>because they were everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the bighorn sheep might be getting sued by

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<v Speaker 1>Disney pretty soon here.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, probably we've got to protect bighorn sheep from little

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<v Speaker 2>litigationious Disney.

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<v Speaker 1>So bighorn sheep are related to sheep and goats and

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<v Speaker 1>thank god, yeah this is I tossed in two animals

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<v Speaker 1>or who have deceptive names, but this one, fortunately the

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<v Speaker 1>name does fit. So a male's horns are roughly ten

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<v Speaker 1>percent of their body weight, okay, and they weigh over

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<v Speaker 1>three hundred pounds or about that's the whole sheet. Not

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<v Speaker 1>that the horns aren't three hundred pounds yeah, yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>would be incredible shit. But apparently their horns weigh as

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<v Speaker 1>much as all their other bones combined, like their entire skeleton.

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<v Speaker 2>That is crazy.

0:26:29.720 --> 0:26:33.200
<v Speaker 1>So it's like imagine like wearing a whole other your

0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:34.960
<v Speaker 1>skeleton on your head.

0:26:35.800 --> 0:26:39.520
<v Speaker 2>This feels like a kim Kardashian level of uncomfortable outfit

0:26:39.600 --> 0:26:41.560
<v Speaker 2>at the met gala. You know what I mean. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Like these guys are really putting everything into their horns.

0:26:44.280 --> 0:26:46.720
<v Speaker 2>They don't care how uncomfortable it is to carry them.

0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:47.920
<v Speaker 2>They're all about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I do actually like wearing a head piece that's an

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<v Speaker 1>entire human skeleton would be kind of dope, like, especially if.

0:26:56.320 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 2>That would actually be more Lady Gaga I think, right anybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Especially if it's like modeled after your own skeleton. That's

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<v Speaker 1>like a real like fierce memento moriy, like really owning it,

0:27:07.000 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 1>like look what's inside, This is what's inside me, and

0:27:10.640 --> 0:27:15.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm wearing it on my head. Anyways, youse also have horns,

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:17.840
<v Speaker 1>so use our female big horn sheep.

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:20.639
<v Speaker 2>But they're sure that you were just getting into like

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<v Speaker 2>an accent. Like youse also have hornsuse.

0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Guys, I'm just a mobster from Chicago. Uh No, they

0:27:29.800 --> 0:27:32.439
<v Speaker 1>also have horns, but they're they're smaller and thinner. The

0:27:32.480 --> 0:27:36.720
<v Speaker 1>reason males have the giant horns sexus. It's sexism for sure.

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 1>It's literally sexual selection. The females are attracted to the

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:45.359
<v Speaker 1>big horns, and also they use them in contests with

0:27:45.440 --> 0:27:48.200
<v Speaker 1>other males to fight for the right to mate, so

0:27:48.240 --> 0:27:51.720
<v Speaker 1>they'll like, you know, bonk each other with the horns.

0:27:51.840 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Or just human males should also hit each other in

0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:54.720
<v Speaker 2>the head.

0:27:55.160 --> 0:27:57.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, like just run out each other

0:27:58.080 --> 0:28:03.480
<v Speaker 1>and just massive head bonk uh and and we'll like

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:07.320
<v Speaker 1>flutter our little fans and like judge you uh I

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:13.480
<v Speaker 1>like that idea. So uh yeah, they're very They're adept climbers.

0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:17.399
<v Speaker 1>They can scale relatively sheer cliff faces, allowing them to

0:28:17.520 --> 0:28:20.520
<v Speaker 1>escape predator. They're very agile for being such big animals

0:28:20.520 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 1>and so top heavy. They are surprisingly very very adept,

0:28:26.320 --> 0:28:28.240
<v Speaker 1>very graystile climbers.

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<v Speaker 2>Are these like the ones that you see at like

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<v Speaker 2>the Hoover Dam, just like scaling like the side of

0:28:34.600 --> 0:28:35.959
<v Speaker 2>the or those like goats.

0:28:36.040 --> 0:28:39.800
<v Speaker 1>Those might be mountain goats, but let me check Hoover Dam.

0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:41.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's like the Hoover you know

0:28:41.840 --> 0:28:43.040
<v Speaker 2>what I mean, like they.

0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:46.880
<v Speaker 1>Close a mountains, those are those are goat? I believe

0:28:46.920 --> 0:28:52.200
<v Speaker 1>those are mountain goats or let me dam Hoover Yeah,

0:28:52.240 --> 0:28:57.240
<v Speaker 1>I know, I like them. Uh, but yeah, mountain goats

0:28:57.280 --> 0:29:02.080
<v Speaker 1>at the Hoover Dam. That's that might be what those are,

0:29:02.120 --> 0:29:08.360
<v Speaker 1>but there might be but yeah, bighorn sheep are near

0:29:08.480 --> 0:29:10.560
<v Speaker 1>the Hoover Dam. You might see them near there. They

0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 1>might scale it a little bit, but the ones that

0:29:12.720 --> 0:29:17.360
<v Speaker 1>can really like get up a dam like get Like.

0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:20.640
<v Speaker 1>Mountain goats are actually really cool. They're related to big

0:29:20.680 --> 0:29:25.760
<v Speaker 1>horn sheep. But mountain goats are not just good climbers.

0:29:25.880 --> 0:29:29.920
<v Speaker 1>They seem to defy gravity. They can hook onto nearly

0:29:30.240 --> 0:29:35.719
<v Speaker 1>completely vertical sheer cliff faces, and their little hooves just

0:29:35.760 --> 0:29:39.719
<v Speaker 1>like fit right on there, and it is it is incredible.

0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:42.479
<v Speaker 2>I think the impressive part is that they aren't scared,

0:29:42.480 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 2>because I would be like, I would be the mountain

0:29:44.080 --> 0:29:48.520
<v Speaker 2>goat that's like shaking up there. I'd be like, oh,

0:29:48.640 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 2>you guys, But all of them are just like munching

0:29:50.880 --> 0:29:51.360
<v Speaker 2>on food.

0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:54.080
<v Speaker 1>It helps to have a small brain. I think, like

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<v Speaker 1>when you have a brain that's big enough to contemplate

0:29:56.680 --> 0:29:59.320
<v Speaker 1>sort of physics, like you start to get worried. But

0:29:59.360 --> 0:30:01.560
<v Speaker 1>then when you're when you have mountain goat brain and

0:30:01.600 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 1>you're like, I see grass up there, do do do?

0:30:04.080 --> 0:30:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Do do do, and then you just don't think about

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<v Speaker 1>sort of the wid like it's like the wily kayote thing,

0:30:09.720 --> 0:30:13.480
<v Speaker 1>like yeah, wiley coyote where It's like, if you don't

0:30:13.480 --> 0:30:16.120
<v Speaker 1>look down and you don't realize you're supposed to fall,

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:22.040
<v Speaker 1>physics just bends to your stupid will. So that's that,

0:30:22.320 --> 0:30:24.680
<v Speaker 1>I know. That's I always whenever I saw the wily

0:30:24.760 --> 0:30:28.040
<v Speaker 1>coyote thing, it's like, well, if he just like keeps

0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:31.080
<v Speaker 1>thinking he won't fall, then he won't fall.

0:30:31.240 --> 0:30:34.120
<v Speaker 2>So, oh my god, that's such a wonderful moral that

0:30:34.680 --> 0:30:36.480
<v Speaker 2>coyote taught children.

0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:39.080
<v Speaker 1>Right, I used to. I tried the wily coyote thing.

0:30:39.120 --> 0:30:41.880
<v Speaker 1>I thought if I like jumped off of like uh

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:45.680
<v Speaker 1>the like stairsteps and but didn't look down, maybe I

0:30:45.720 --> 0:30:47.600
<v Speaker 1>would have her in mid air. But it didn't work.

0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I try to find gravity, Oh boy. I also tried

0:30:55.400 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 1>to hold an umbrella up and see if that would

0:30:57.560 --> 0:30:59.720
<v Speaker 1>help me slow down, but it didn't do.

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:01.960
<v Speaker 2>You know what, the most cartoonish thing I ever did.

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:05.160
<v Speaker 2>I was born in Texas and we.

0:31:05.360 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 1>Had already pretty cartoonish but go.

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:10.480
<v Speaker 2>Pretty cartoonish, I know, but we had these like big

0:31:10.560 --> 0:31:13.719
<v Speaker 2>fields up front, like I have just like the weirdest memory.

0:31:13.760 --> 0:31:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I was literally like two probably, so it's like probably

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:18.520
<v Speaker 2>one of my first memories. And like me and my

0:31:18.600 --> 0:31:21.479
<v Speaker 2>brother and the neighbor kids we would take like like

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:25.120
<v Speaker 2>flat cardboard boxes and hold them up above our heads

0:31:25.160 --> 0:31:27.640
<v Speaker 2>to get make the wind pick us up yep, and

0:31:27.760 --> 0:31:29.960
<v Speaker 2>like I would. I was the one who would fly

0:31:30.040 --> 0:31:31.840
<v Speaker 2>the farthest because I was the smallest one. I was

0:31:31.880 --> 0:31:35.520
<v Speaker 2>like literally too, I was like, that is That's the

0:31:35.560 --> 0:31:37.360
<v Speaker 2>most cartoonish shit I've ever done.

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:41.280
<v Speaker 1>That's amazing. I would give anything to see a two

0:31:41.320 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 1>year old just getting launched into the air by cardboard.

0:31:45.240 --> 0:31:47.440
<v Speaker 1>I know that sounds you got some sick air, and

0:31:47.480 --> 0:31:52.800
<v Speaker 1>that sounds amazing. So yeah, bighorn sheep teach us a

0:31:52.800 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 1>lot about the importance of conservation. They almost died out

0:31:56.600 --> 0:32:00.480
<v Speaker 1>completely in the nineteen hundreds due to over hunting and disease.

0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Their populations dwindled to just like around one thousand, but

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:08.800
<v Speaker 1>they made a miraculous comeback did to the national park

0:32:08.920 --> 0:32:14.600
<v Speaker 1>system and conservation efforts, and now big horn sheep populations

0:32:14.720 --> 0:32:17.920
<v Speaker 1>are used as signals for the overall health of the environment.

0:32:18.240 --> 0:32:23.360
<v Speaker 1>They're highly responses. They're highly responsive to environmental changes such

0:32:23.360 --> 0:32:27.840
<v Speaker 1>as like say, if you have too much fire suppression,

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:31.240
<v Speaker 1>say in a national park, not enough wildfires, they actually

0:32:31.280 --> 0:32:35.040
<v Speaker 1>get preyed upon more because you have more bushy scrub

0:32:35.560 --> 0:32:39.200
<v Speaker 1>that predators like bears, wolves or mountain lions can use

0:32:39.280 --> 0:32:44.160
<v Speaker 1>as coverage to ambush the bighorn sheep. So it's really interesting.

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I also use bushy scrub as coverage. Okay, whoa, whoa,

0:32:51.000 --> 0:32:55.600
<v Speaker 2>whoa cooglar over here?

0:32:56.440 --> 0:33:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Meow? All right? Well side uh the yes angela Mrkin

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:14.480
<v Speaker 1>the former German chancellor uh merkele uh uh so yeah,

0:33:14.600 --> 0:33:19.200
<v Speaker 1>so it shows how the there's a delicate balance, right, Like,

0:33:19.240 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 1>so sometimes we use fire suppression tactics, right because hey,

0:33:22.760 --> 0:33:24.640
<v Speaker 1>you don't want stuff to be on fire, But then

0:33:24.680 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 1>when you do it too much, then you have overgrowth

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:30.760
<v Speaker 1>of scrub, and then that affects the population of these

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:34.920
<v Speaker 1>bighorn sheep because predators have more spots to hideen. Conversely,

0:33:35.080 --> 0:33:38.280
<v Speaker 1>if you have too much fire, then predators don't have

0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:41.000
<v Speaker 1>enough spots to hiden, and then the predators suffer. Right,

0:33:41.040 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 1>It's not all about like thwarting the predators. The predator's

0:33:44.280 --> 0:33:46.240
<v Speaker 1>populations are super important as well.

0:33:47.240 --> 0:33:49.480
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't want no scrubs because a scrub

0:33:49.560 --> 0:33:53.400
<v Speaker 2>is a guy, get no love for me. So I

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:55.320
<v Speaker 2>feel like those are predators, you know.

0:33:55.640 --> 0:34:01.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there you go, there you go. So uh yeah,

0:34:01.200 --> 0:34:05.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean it is. It's really important. Also, the thin

0:34:05.880 --> 0:34:09.279
<v Speaker 1>horn sheep that I mentioned earlier also an indicator species

0:34:09.360 --> 0:34:13.640
<v Speaker 1>because they live in colder climates, like in high altitudes.

0:34:13.920 --> 0:34:19.080
<v Speaker 1>Climate change affects colder climates pretty significantly because you suddenly

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:22.920
<v Speaker 1>get these big shifts and vegetation. So the behavior and

0:34:23.000 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 1>population changes in thin horn sheep are indicators of overall

0:34:28.640 --> 0:34:32.240
<v Speaker 1>environmental health. So they're called an indicator species. Really important

0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 1>to track them, and in order to track them you

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:41.839
<v Speaker 1>need staff at national parks. So yeah, I think it's

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 1>just like in the same way that I'm going to do.

0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I promise you this is a metaphor that makes sense

0:34:50.239 --> 0:34:52.000
<v Speaker 1>in the same way that like we have to I'm

0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:56.880
<v Speaker 1>here for now. Now I don't write opinion columns for

0:34:56.920 --> 0:35:01.319
<v Speaker 1>The New York Times. My metaphors make sense. But the

0:35:01.360 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 1>way in which like our environment works, right, Like if

0:35:04.120 --> 0:35:08.960
<v Speaker 1>you pull out a species or or affect a population

0:35:09.360 --> 0:35:12.319
<v Speaker 1>and then it has this Janga tower effect of like

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:17.040
<v Speaker 1>affecting everything in that chain. Like it's a similar situation

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:19.360
<v Speaker 1>with the way that like, okay, if you just fire

0:35:19.400 --> 0:35:23.240
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of park rangers, you know, without thought, without

0:35:23.320 --> 0:35:25.120
<v Speaker 1>any I mean, you should never just fire a bunch

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:29.000
<v Speaker 1>of park rangers because they're awesome, but also like all

0:35:29.000 --> 0:35:31.840
<v Speaker 1>the things that they do, all the all the important

0:35:31.840 --> 0:35:35.280
<v Speaker 1>functions that they do to like keep uh, the national

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:40.239
<v Speaker 1>parks functioning. It's we're probably not gonna like immediately see

0:35:40.280 --> 0:35:43.040
<v Speaker 1>the impacts, but we're gonna see them, and they will

0:35:43.040 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>not be good in the same way that say, like

0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:50.120
<v Speaker 1>if you if there's too much wildfire or too little wildfire,

0:35:50.160 --> 0:35:54.120
<v Speaker 1>you'll see these like fluctuations or population crashes happening in

0:35:54.200 --> 0:35:58.480
<v Speaker 1>these these magnificent animals. So you know, that's that's my metaphor.

0:35:58.560 --> 0:36:03.000
<v Speaker 1>The the ecosystem of animals is similar to the ecosystem

0:36:03.239 --> 0:36:08.080
<v Speaker 1>of federal workers, and I am very concerned about it.

0:36:08.080 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 2>It's also a thing where like you don't see the

0:36:10.440 --> 0:36:13.399
<v Speaker 2>effects right away, so then people will blame like if

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:18.480
<v Speaker 2>there is an next administration, a next administration, rather than

0:36:18.560 --> 0:36:21.560
<v Speaker 2>like realizing that cause and effect takes it like a minute.

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:21.840
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's it's it really frustrates me. It's

0:36:27.640 --> 0:36:33.640
<v Speaker 1>it's very infuriating. But yeah, uh, you know, maybe we

0:36:33.760 --> 0:36:38.520
<v Speaker 1>should take the a key a que a clue. Maybe

0:36:38.520 --> 0:36:41.359
<v Speaker 1>we should take advice from the big horn sheep and

0:36:41.440 --> 0:36:45.640
<v Speaker 1>just grow massive horns. On our head and start headbutting everyone.

0:36:45.920 --> 0:36:47.480
<v Speaker 1>We're going to take a quick break, and when we

0:36:47.520 --> 0:36:50.560
<v Speaker 1>get back, we're going to talk about a little critter

0:36:50.600 --> 0:36:57.480
<v Speaker 1>who has a bioweapon. All right, So, uh, I don't

0:36:57.520 --> 0:37:01.759
<v Speaker 1>want to cause the United States to try to do

0:37:01.880 --> 0:37:06.239
<v Speaker 1>an invasion of national parks. However, it is true that

0:37:06.280 --> 0:37:10.799
<v Speaker 1>there is an animal that does have a bioweapon.

0:37:11.560 --> 0:37:19.040
<v Speaker 2>It's me, Twist, it's me quick, tell the FBI ah

0:37:19.080 --> 0:37:19.760
<v Speaker 2>on my phone.

0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh he's been fired. So you know the horn

0:37:24.600 --> 0:37:28.920
<v Speaker 1>lizard also known as the horny toad, which is a

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:33.319
<v Speaker 1>pretty bad name. Yeah, they're not toads, so they're not.

0:37:33.400 --> 0:37:36.719
<v Speaker 2>The whole time, I thought they were two different First

0:37:36.719 --> 0:37:39.440
<v Speaker 2>I thought they were two different things. No, and then

0:37:39.560 --> 0:37:42.879
<v Speaker 2>so they named Okay, is it scientists naming these things

0:37:42.920 --> 0:37:45.359
<v Speaker 2>because we have to do better? To do better?

0:37:45.440 --> 0:37:48.799
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I think scientists named them horned lizard to

0:37:49.280 --> 0:37:51.600
<v Speaker 1>clarify it. But they used to be called horny toads

0:37:51.640 --> 0:37:54.040
<v Speaker 1>because people didn't know the difference.

0:37:54.200 --> 0:37:57.839
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, I think we need to take the ornithologists

0:37:57.880 --> 0:38:01.160
<v Speaker 2>that study birds. We need to take the people, and

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:03.920
<v Speaker 2>we need them to start naming the other animals because

0:38:03.960 --> 0:38:07.359
<v Speaker 2>today we had so many misnomers and the horny bird

0:38:07.400 --> 0:38:09.840
<v Speaker 2>people they like they'll name they'll be like the big

0:38:09.960 --> 0:38:13.560
<v Speaker 2>breasted tint, you know what I mean, Like they'll just

0:38:13.640 --> 0:38:14.880
<v Speaker 2>make a hornyird.

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it.

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Looks like that, you know what I mean. Like I mean, these.

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Are these are literally horned lizards, so getting some hornybird

0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:26.680
<v Speaker 1>people on it would probably be helpful. So horned lizards

0:38:26.680 --> 0:38:29.359
<v Speaker 1>are found in Mexico and North America. They are a

0:38:29.360 --> 0:38:33.200
<v Speaker 1>genus of lizards with about twenty one species, fifteen of

0:38:33.239 --> 0:38:35.800
<v Speaker 1>which are found in the US, and are a common

0:38:35.880 --> 0:38:39.319
<v Speaker 1>sight in Well. They're a little elusive, but they can

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:42.200
<v Speaker 1>be found in many national parks, such as Bryce Canyon,

0:38:42.840 --> 0:38:46.880
<v Speaker 1>UH and Arizona's Petrified Forest National Park.

0:38:47.360 --> 0:38:50.520
<v Speaker 2>They are so scared. It's so scared of being cut.

0:38:51.600 --> 0:38:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Look at that liard, it's got too many angles.

0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Bring our parks back, please.

0:38:58.440 --> 0:39:02.840
<v Speaker 1>So horned lizards are spikey. They range from a grayish

0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:05.920
<v Speaker 1>gravel color to a tan color depending on their habitat.

0:39:06.040 --> 0:39:08.799
<v Speaker 1>They're really really cool looking. They're very They've got these

0:39:08.840 --> 0:39:11.839
<v Speaker 1>wicked looking spikes. They kind of look like tiny dragons,

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:16.680
<v Speaker 1>but they're actually harmless. They don't have any venom. Their

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:20.600
<v Speaker 1>main defense is staying still and hoping nobody notices them,

0:39:20.760 --> 0:39:21.480
<v Speaker 1>which is.

0:39:21.480 --> 0:39:24.800
<v Speaker 2>My favorite tack in the green room of a comedy clubs.

0:39:24.800 --> 0:39:29.640
<v Speaker 1>Exactly like whenever I go to a party and it's

0:39:29.680 --> 0:39:32.239
<v Speaker 1>like like I know one person there and then they

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 1>freaking abandon me. They're like, oh, come to this right

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:38.000
<v Speaker 1>and then I go there and then they're like, oh,

0:39:38.040 --> 0:39:41.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go talk to this person. It's like you

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:44.239
<v Speaker 1>you brought me here. I am like your baby right now,

0:39:44.360 --> 0:39:45.279
<v Speaker 1>you abandoned me.

0:39:45.440 --> 0:39:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Parties. Parties are meant to like bring someone to talk

0:39:49.160 --> 0:39:50.040
<v Speaker 2>to one person.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that was my understanding. This is why I agreed

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<v Speaker 1>to come. I was gonna be I was basically going

0:39:57.360 --> 0:40:00.000
<v Speaker 1>to be like a little puppy and follow you around

0:40:00.280 --> 0:40:01.920
<v Speaker 1>and have you introduced me to people.

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:06.000
<v Speaker 2>This is why every party should have one dog. Okay,

0:40:06.239 --> 0:40:08.000
<v Speaker 2>so that for people like us who just want to

0:40:08.040 --> 0:40:08.759
<v Speaker 2>talk to the dog.

0:40:08.920 --> 0:40:11.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, oh is this your dog, I'm gonna I'm

0:40:11.440 --> 0:40:14.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna form a connection with them because uh yeah. That

0:40:15.160 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 1>My problem is not that I I'm actually I quite

0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:20.759
<v Speaker 1>like people and I like meeting people. It is the

0:40:20.800 --> 0:40:23.799
<v Speaker 1>thing of like when two people are talking, is when

0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:28.080
<v Speaker 1>do I When do I approach and do I stand there,

0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:30.640
<v Speaker 1>and when do I start laughing at what they're saying.

0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:32.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if no one's ever taught me that.

0:40:33.120 --> 0:40:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember how we talked about neurodivergence earlier in I.

0:40:36.520 --> 0:40:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Don't see how this. I'm not sure. I don't I

0:40:38.800 --> 0:40:40.000
<v Speaker 1>don't understand what point.

0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I also, also, this is a tip. I just started

0:40:44.080 --> 0:40:47.440
<v Speaker 2>inserting myself into conversations and being like, hey, I'm just

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:49.799
<v Speaker 2>gonna be in this conversation now and then. Yeah, people

0:40:49.840 --> 0:40:55.839
<v Speaker 2>are generally welcoming and if they're not, well, yeah, there's

0:40:55.880 --> 0:40:57.280
<v Speaker 2>always roasting them.

0:40:58.080 --> 0:41:01.240
<v Speaker 1>Or you can take a page from the horned lizard's

0:41:01.239 --> 0:41:04.680
<v Speaker 1>book and inflate your body to look big and scary

0:41:04.760 --> 0:41:07.720
<v Speaker 1>despite only being about the size of an adult human's palm,

0:41:08.280 --> 0:41:11.759
<v Speaker 1>so they will, yeah, just like, oh you won't talk

0:41:11.800 --> 0:41:14.120
<v Speaker 1>to me, raw, no big ignore.

0:41:15.800 --> 0:41:17.879
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I would love to do that, Oh

0:41:17.960 --> 0:41:19.360
<v Speaker 2>my god. Yeah amazing.

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:23.280
<v Speaker 1>Also, if that fails, there are eight species of horned

0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:28.400
<v Speaker 1>lizards who will have a special extra technique, and that

0:41:28.560 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 1>is that they squirt blood out of their eye sockets.

0:41:32.280 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Okay, when you said out of the eyes, I do

0:41:34.120 --> 0:41:37.080
<v Speaker 2>squirt blood, but not out of there. So yeah, when

0:41:37.120 --> 0:41:38.000
<v Speaker 2>I am disruped.

0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:43.480
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like it's still it still sounds pretty skilled.

0:41:43.960 --> 0:41:46.960
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, they will block the blood flow in their

0:41:47.000 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 1>head and then force it through ruptured vessels around their

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 1>eyelids at high pressures, allowing them to allowing them to

0:41:54.680 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 1>shoot jets of blood up to five feet or one

0:41:57.800 --> 0:41:59.240
<v Speaker 1>and a half meters away.

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:01.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say this, This might be a stretch, but

0:42:02.040 --> 0:42:04.560
<v Speaker 2>I do think they're a little bit more anti social

0:42:04.600 --> 0:42:08.840
<v Speaker 2>than you. Honestly, he knows, just a dad, but I

0:42:08.880 --> 0:42:09.960
<v Speaker 2>think they're beating you on this.

0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 1>I if I was able to shoot jets of blood

0:42:13.640 --> 0:42:17.080
<v Speaker 1>out of my eyes, I might have never been forced

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:21.879
<v Speaker 1>to learn to be more gregarious, because, man, can you

0:42:22.040 --> 0:42:26.640
<v Speaker 1>like every awkward social interaction you're just like, well, you know,

0:42:27.000 --> 0:42:31.880
<v Speaker 1>it's like an Irish goodbye, but a lot more cleaning involved.

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I like the idea of like, oh my god, Katie

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:36.440
<v Speaker 2>just spewed again.

0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:38.240
<v Speaker 1>Not again.

0:42:38.360 --> 0:42:40.839
<v Speaker 2>Kay, You're like, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it.

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It's a way to startle predators, and it has

0:42:44.719 --> 0:42:48.560
<v Speaker 1>a nasty taste and smell that certain predators don't like.

0:42:49.680 --> 0:42:51.680
<v Speaker 1>They these this is the.

0:42:51.640 --> 0:42:53.439
<v Speaker 2>Freak predators that like it.

0:42:53.680 --> 0:42:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Birds apparently don't care. Apparently, like wrap will they do?

0:42:58.040 --> 0:42:59.040
<v Speaker 1>Birds are?

0:42:59.600 --> 0:43:02.960
<v Speaker 2>They're us like the scientists that name them there freaks.

0:43:03.160 --> 0:43:06.000
<v Speaker 1>They're a little freaks. They they don't really care. They

0:43:06.040 --> 0:43:09.160
<v Speaker 1>they don't have a good sense of smell. So when

0:43:09.320 --> 0:43:14.040
<v Speaker 1>the if they try to get spray a predatory bird

0:43:14.200 --> 0:43:17.839
<v Speaker 1>with this business, they're just like, oh season like sauce. Yeah,

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:23.280
<v Speaker 1>sauce scha nice? Uh So yeah, they the horned lizards

0:43:23.280 --> 0:43:26.160
<v Speaker 1>have a diet of harvester ants which are somewhat toxic.

0:43:26.920 --> 0:43:29.959
<v Speaker 1>Uh And it's thought that possibly that diet might help

0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:36.279
<v Speaker 1>their blood taste worse. So yeah, it's it's like basically

0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:39.799
<v Speaker 1>squirting a hot sauce out of your eyes that's made

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:43.799
<v Speaker 1>out of your blood, which you know, that's I think that.

0:43:44.600 --> 0:43:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever have one of those kids in your

0:43:46.440 --> 0:43:50.239
<v Speaker 1>class where they were able to like manipulate their the

0:43:50.560 --> 0:43:52.719
<v Speaker 1>the tear ducts in their eyes and like squirt water

0:43:52.760 --> 0:43:53.399
<v Speaker 1>out of their eye?

0:43:54.080 --> 0:43:56.120
<v Speaker 2>No, I thought you were gonna say, gleeking like with

0:43:56.200 --> 0:43:57.160
<v Speaker 2>the saliva thing.

0:43:57.400 --> 0:44:00.040
<v Speaker 1>I've seen that. Yeah, there's a kid. I think I

0:44:00.120 --> 0:44:01.480
<v Speaker 1>did both of it, and it was.

0:44:01.560 --> 0:44:03.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I've never heard of that before.

0:44:03.719 --> 0:44:06.439
<v Speaker 1>It was gross. I didn't like it or the kid

0:44:06.480 --> 0:44:08.600
<v Speaker 1>that could like turn their eyelids inside out.

0:44:09.000 --> 0:44:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, there was that kid.

0:44:11.080 --> 0:44:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, a lot of Honestly, we don't talk.

0:44:13.680 --> 0:44:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Enough about body horror in elementary schools.

0:44:16.239 --> 0:44:20.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that I made

0:44:20.840 --> 0:44:25.240
<v Speaker 1>me not want to go to school, like people squirting

0:44:25.239 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 1>fluids out of their faces, like you know, I feel

0:44:28.200 --> 0:44:33.120
<v Speaker 1>like that's not a conducive environment to learn about the

0:44:33.160 --> 0:44:40.760
<v Speaker 1>American Civil War. So another aspect of the horned lizards

0:44:40.800 --> 0:44:44.440
<v Speaker 1>is that they have scales that are highly not just

0:44:44.520 --> 0:44:47.799
<v Speaker 1>the spiked ones, but they have these very tiny scales

0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:51.960
<v Speaker 1>that form these micro channels that help wick moisture from

0:44:52.000 --> 0:44:55.520
<v Speaker 1>the air and funnel it into their mouth. It's such

0:44:55.600 --> 0:44:58.920
<v Speaker 1>a yeah, it's such an ingenious design that scientists are

0:44:58.920 --> 0:45:02.880
<v Speaker 1>trying to replicate artificial versions, which could help in a

0:45:02.960 --> 0:45:06.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of applications. It could be like anything from like

0:45:06.280 --> 0:45:10.400
<v Speaker 1>water collection systems like to breweries. I don't really know

0:45:10.440 --> 0:45:13.880
<v Speaker 1>how a brewery would use this, but breweries you probably know,

0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:19.520
<v Speaker 1>or reducing condensation in medical devices, so like making it

0:45:19.560 --> 0:45:24.319
<v Speaker 1>easier to make beer or medical devices. It a win

0:45:24.440 --> 0:45:27.160
<v Speaker 1>wind to help after you drink like a lot of beer,

0:45:27.360 --> 0:45:30.640
<v Speaker 1>right right, Like drink a lot of beer and then

0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:34.359
<v Speaker 1>you can have an artificial kidney. But yeah, I mean

0:45:35.800 --> 0:45:38.680
<v Speaker 1>their ability, these lizards ability to use water in their

0:45:38.719 --> 0:45:42.080
<v Speaker 1>bodies is so efficient. They don't have a separate urinary bladder.

0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:45.439
<v Speaker 1>They only expel waste in their feces, Like they don't

0:45:45.440 --> 0:45:47.560
<v Speaker 1>need to peek because they just use water so good.

0:45:48.400 --> 0:45:50.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I mean they're squirting it out of

0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:54.480
<v Speaker 2>their blood eyes. But like, yeah, that's very efficient.

0:45:54.719 --> 0:45:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it's absolutely incredible. And again it.

0:45:57.200 --> 0:45:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Would save me at least three hours a day if

0:45:59.520 --> 0:45:59.799
<v Speaker 2>I could.

0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:03.400
<v Speaker 1>We can research these guys figure out how not to pee.

0:46:03.719 --> 0:46:07.480
<v Speaker 1>I mean again, like this is there. There's a concept

0:46:07.520 --> 0:46:10.960
<v Speaker 1>which is that like with animals, because they are the

0:46:11.000 --> 0:46:14.560
<v Speaker 1>products of millions of years of evolution, they contain a

0:46:14.600 --> 0:46:19.239
<v Speaker 1>lot of information. And I obviously, if you've made it

0:46:19.239 --> 0:46:21.960
<v Speaker 1>this far in the podcast, you just love animals, so

0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:24.120
<v Speaker 1>you don't need another reason to want to protect them.

0:46:24.239 --> 0:46:28.239
<v Speaker 2>Or it also contains a lot of information, so that's

0:46:28.280 --> 0:46:29.120
<v Speaker 2>why they listened.

0:46:29.920 --> 0:46:33.000
<v Speaker 1>That's true, so that they're trying to write down like,

0:46:33.040 --> 0:46:37.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, which animals do we gotta gotta exploit? H No,

0:46:38.000 --> 0:46:43.160
<v Speaker 1>But it's it's a it is a it's like there's

0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:46.280
<v Speaker 1>a library of potential information. Right, So, like, if animals

0:46:46.360 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 1>go extinct and or we lose them, or we aren't

0:46:49.560 --> 0:46:53.800
<v Speaker 1>able to, you know, research them because we've laid off

0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:57.360
<v Speaker 1>everyone who might be able to research them, we lose

0:46:57.440 --> 0:47:01.799
<v Speaker 1>so much information that can very selfishly help humanity, right. Like,

0:47:01.840 --> 0:47:04.759
<v Speaker 1>There's a a great example of this is there's this

0:47:04.840 --> 0:47:09.040
<v Speaker 1>frog called the gastric brooding frog, and they would keep

0:47:09.120 --> 0:47:13.160
<v Speaker 1>their offspring in their gut like in their stomachs, and

0:47:13.200 --> 0:47:19.040
<v Speaker 1>somehow their digestive juices would not burn their tadpoles alive.

0:47:19.600 --> 0:47:23.520
<v Speaker 1>And then once the little tadpoles grew into froglets, they

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:28.560
<v Speaker 1>could like come out of the adult frog's mouth. But

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:31.240
<v Speaker 1>like the whole the like figuring out.

0:47:31.239 --> 0:47:34.759
<v Speaker 2>I thought that's how we gave birth to Oh well,

0:47:34.800 --> 0:47:36.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna have to talk to Polavi after

0:47:36.920 --> 0:47:37.680
<v Speaker 2>the show.

0:47:37.960 --> 0:47:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, but yeah, if we if we hadn't lost

0:47:43.239 --> 0:47:45.839
<v Speaker 1>this animal, like, we might have been able to do

0:47:45.920 --> 0:47:51.280
<v Speaker 1>more research onto things like ulcers, gastro esophageal reflux disease.

0:47:51.480 --> 0:47:52.040
<v Speaker 2>We lost.

0:47:52.080 --> 0:47:56.839
<v Speaker 1>It's super sad, It's really really sad. And so right now,

0:47:57.000 --> 0:48:01.400
<v Speaker 1>horned lizard populations are declined due to suburban sprawl land development,

0:48:01.480 --> 0:48:06.840
<v Speaker 1>the pet trade, invasive species of vegetation without they depend

0:48:07.000 --> 0:48:09.160
<v Speaker 1>so much on our national parks, and like if we

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:11.560
<v Speaker 1>lose our national parks or if our national parks are

0:48:11.600 --> 0:48:15.520
<v Speaker 1>just left to sort of be exploited, I don't know

0:48:15.560 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 1>that the horned lizards would survive that, like honestly, so

0:48:19.239 --> 0:48:22.680
<v Speaker 1>it's very concerning to me. And again, like I know

0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:26.439
<v Speaker 1>all of you out there just love animals and want

0:48:26.480 --> 0:48:28.520
<v Speaker 1>the best for them for their own sake. But it's

0:48:28.560 --> 0:48:30.480
<v Speaker 1>also like if you're ever talking about someone who's like,

0:48:30.480 --> 0:48:32.319
<v Speaker 1>why would I care about a horned lizard, It's like

0:48:32.640 --> 0:48:38.320
<v Speaker 1>there's so much potential interesting research that could be derived

0:48:38.320 --> 0:48:42.200
<v Speaker 1>from them, Like semaglutide was derived from kila monsters. So

0:48:42.239 --> 0:48:45.760
<v Speaker 1>it's it's just all of these like developments in human

0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:48.400
<v Speaker 1>medicine and technology, a lot of it comes from our

0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:52.319
<v Speaker 1>understanding of animals, and so just from a selfish perspective

0:48:52.400 --> 0:48:57.440
<v Speaker 1>of wanting cool stuff or medical advancements should make people

0:48:57.480 --> 0:48:58.200
<v Speaker 1>care about them.

0:48:59.160 --> 0:49:02.759
<v Speaker 2>But you know, souf we name the monsters after using

0:49:02.760 --> 0:49:03.720
<v Speaker 2>them for semi gluten.

0:49:04.320 --> 0:49:08.759
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, also for also for anticoagulants, which are.

0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:13.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, also it's for the no I know you

0:49:13.920 --> 0:49:16.319
<v Speaker 2>were listening just the selfish reasons, but for the non

0:49:16.360 --> 0:49:19.560
<v Speaker 2>selfish reasons. It's like, why are we freaking up the

0:49:19.600 --> 0:49:23.840
<v Speaker 2>world so bad? We're just one creature. Yeah, why do

0:49:23.960 --> 0:49:27.400
<v Speaker 2>we have a right to completely destroy other animals?

0:49:27.520 --> 0:49:31.560
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, no, I mean, I I agree, I think

0:49:31.600 --> 0:49:36.760
<v Speaker 1>it's messed up, but it's uh yeah, so i I'm

0:49:37.239 --> 0:49:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm I'm just upset about the the uh,

0:49:41.880 --> 0:49:44.200
<v Speaker 1>park rangers being laid off because there's some of the

0:49:44.239 --> 0:49:47.560
<v Speaker 1>coolest people out there. Honestly, like, park rangers are a

0:49:47.680 --> 0:49:50.360
<v Speaker 1>national treasure. Like if you've ever been in a national

0:49:50.400 --> 0:49:53.560
<v Speaker 1>park and you're like, oh, like I stepped in poop,

0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:55.759
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, actually, that's the poop of like this

0:49:56.000 --> 0:50:01.239
<v Speaker 1>rare mountain goat or like this incredible like kuwaiti or

0:50:01.320 --> 0:50:03.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, like oh, actually, all right, so now my

0:50:03.560 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 1>day is not ruined by poop. I've been educated and

0:50:06.120 --> 0:50:10.240
<v Speaker 1>this is really cool. Uh. And yeah, they've like they

0:50:10.280 --> 0:50:12.880
<v Speaker 1>save people's lives when they go on hikes and like,

0:50:13.440 --> 0:50:15.280
<v Speaker 1>I have a hydrated.

0:50:14.760 --> 0:50:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Been saved by a part I'm telling me not to

0:50:18.040 --> 0:50:19.200
<v Speaker 2>do something really dumb.

0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:22.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have like like when like they they are

0:50:22.640 --> 0:50:27.840
<v Speaker 1>the reasons that people can enjoy this mostly untouched nature

0:50:28.000 --> 0:50:31.360
<v Speaker 1>in such an intimate, wonderful way. And so I'm again

0:50:31.400 --> 0:50:36.720
<v Speaker 1>if you're if you are a former current park ranger

0:50:36.840 --> 0:50:38.960
<v Speaker 1>or no one uh and you'd like to get in

0:50:39.000 --> 0:50:42.480
<v Speaker 1>touch with me for to share your story. You can

0:50:42.520 --> 0:50:45.080
<v Speaker 1>write to me a Creature feature pod at gmail dot com.

0:50:45.120 --> 0:50:46.960
<v Speaker 1>I need their love, to have you on the on

0:50:47.040 --> 0:50:51.880
<v Speaker 1>the show, or read your emails, whatever would work best

0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:55.440
<v Speaker 1>for you. Guys. I just you know, man, I am

0:50:56.080 --> 0:51:00.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm a little pisd. I'm just I want to squirt

0:51:00.360 --> 0:51:03.759
<v Speaker 1>blood out of my eyes up to five feet away.

0:51:04.239 --> 0:51:07.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like that's but that's you like base level,

0:51:07.520 --> 0:51:07.640
<v Speaker 2>you know.

0:51:07.719 --> 0:51:11.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna start out. I'm gonna start out with

0:51:11.800 --> 0:51:13.759
<v Speaker 1>blood squirting out of my eyes and then we'll go

0:51:13.840 --> 0:51:14.279
<v Speaker 1>from there.

0:51:14.400 --> 0:51:16.080
<v Speaker 2>We'll go from there. We'll see what we need to do.

0:51:16.320 --> 0:51:20.240
<v Speaker 2>I do want to say like a positive thing. I

0:51:20.280 --> 0:51:22.400
<v Speaker 2>really went through the five stages of grief about this

0:51:22.520 --> 0:51:25.719
<v Speaker 2>gastric brooding frog you told me about it. I was like,

0:51:25.800 --> 0:51:28.560
<v Speaker 2>this is horrific because I don't like thinking about extinct

0:51:28.600 --> 0:51:33.120
<v Speaker 2>animals because it makes me so sad. But Australian scientists

0:51:33.680 --> 0:51:37.680
<v Speaker 2>in twenty thirteen, according to Wikipedia, created a living embryo

0:51:37.800 --> 0:51:42.839
<v Speaker 2>from non living preserved genetic material. And then people from

0:51:42.840 --> 0:51:46.600
<v Speaker 2>the University of Newcastle they've also successfully freezed and thawed

0:51:47.440 --> 0:51:52.000
<v Speaker 2>tote to potent amphibian embryonic cells, so they have a

0:51:52.040 --> 0:51:59.080
<v Speaker 2>proof of concept for threatening and extinction. Yeah, attempts. But

0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:02.280
<v Speaker 2>here's the thing. If we don't have the same people

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:04.880
<v Speaker 2>that are trying to get rid of park rangers are

0:52:04.880 --> 0:52:07.040
<v Speaker 2>also trying to get rid of scientific funding, and so

0:52:07.160 --> 0:52:10.359
<v Speaker 2>we can't just automatically bring species back to life. All

0:52:10.400 --> 0:52:12.960
<v Speaker 2>of I feel like all of the attempts people who

0:52:13.000 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 2>are believe in climate change, people who are trying to

0:52:16.080 --> 0:52:19.040
<v Speaker 2>save the animals, people are trying to save people in parks,

0:52:19.080 --> 0:52:21.640
<v Speaker 2>Like they're all on like a certain side of the

0:52:21.719 --> 0:52:27.840
<v Speaker 2>spectrum of politics, and they all like are working together

0:52:28.200 --> 0:52:30.560
<v Speaker 2>and not trying to you know, like you can't just

0:52:30.960 --> 0:52:33.960
<v Speaker 2>assume that scientists are going to bring back extinct species

0:52:34.040 --> 0:52:36.640
<v Speaker 2>because the same people that are working against park rangers

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<v Speaker 2>are working against them.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, no, it's it's in you know, like if

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<v Speaker 1>you have sort of like these samples, right, Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things that's scary about like a sudden

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<v Speaker 1>loss in funding is like where are you storing these

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<v Speaker 1>like samples or these embryos and stuff like, well they're

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<v Speaker 1>they're they have to be preserved and stored. And so

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<v Speaker 1>if you suddenly like pull the plug on some research

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<v Speaker 1>like things can just get destroyed.

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<v Speaker 2>To the point where you can, yeah, like where are

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<v Speaker 2>we keeping the information?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Absolutely so send a picture of that poor little

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<v Speaker 1>uh tortilla sauce covered ringtail cat to your senator today.

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<v Speaker 1>So before we go, let's play a little game to

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you know, let's end on a positive note,

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<v Speaker 1>which is that animals sound fun. We're gonna play a

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<v Speaker 1>little game called guests Who's squawk in the Mystery Animal

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<v Speaker 1>Sound game. Every week I play mystery animal sound and

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<v Speaker 1>you the listener to you, the guests try to guess

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<v Speaker 1>who is making that sound. Last week's Mystery animal sound,

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<v Speaker 1>the hint was this, don't stick your head in the

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<v Speaker 1>sand for this one, all right, you got any guesses, Pulvi,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds kind of like owl y cowy, interesting like booting.

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<v Speaker 1>That is that is a really interesting guess. And you

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<v Speaker 1>are on the right track because this is a bird,

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<v Speaker 1>but this is actually an ostrich.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Congratulations to Aaron Kay and Mary d. For guessing correctly.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a male ostrich booming male ostriches.

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<v Speaker 2>Three boom boom like that like that TikTok guy three booms,

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<v Speaker 2>I give that five booms. That guy the rizzler, What

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<v Speaker 2>is it? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not on TikTok enough to know this, but I.

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<v Speaker 2>Barely I know it from like memes on other social medias.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is a male ostrich booming. Male Ostriches make

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<v Speaker 1>this sound to stick out their territorial or to try

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<v Speaker 1>to attract the ladies. And don't lie to me. Listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this, you're a little bit interested, right like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that sounds like a hot and sexy ostrich. If the

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<v Speaker 1>female is impressed, the male might have a chance to

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<v Speaker 1>offer a mating dance where he flutters his beautiful fluffy

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<v Speaker 1>feathers around like a burlesque dancer, and if she's impressed,

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<v Speaker 1>she will allow him to mate with her. Uh So,

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<v Speaker 1>you know ostriches really they.

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<v Speaker 2>Just went to the Liver Living Desert Zoo in Palm

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<v Speaker 2>Desert and I got to feed giraffes and it was

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<v Speaker 2>like a holistic experience for me. And then we saw

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<v Speaker 2>them running. First of all, giraffes run like they're inslaw

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<v Speaker 2>motion like the whole time, like it's not slowed down

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<v Speaker 2>at all. They just like run like that. And then

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<v Speaker 2>also I think they were like it looked like ostriches

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<v Speaker 2>from Afar in the same little area as the giraffes,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was really cool to see them like be

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<v Speaker 2>in the same spot and like interact.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the long next squad. Yeah for long next,

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<v Speaker 1>long next.

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<v Speaker 2>Squad, long neck hive.

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<v Speaker 1>Rise up, all right onto this week's mister animal sound.

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<v Speaker 1>The hint is this, some people just have a prickly personality.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think I know it from contact closed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anythink right, You're absolutely correct, but yes, the I

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<v Speaker 1>will I will quack out the correct answer, but everyone

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<v Speaker 1>will know POLIVI was right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yay.

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<v Speaker 1>You win the satisfaction of knowing that you are one

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<v Speaker 1>with mother nature.

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<v Speaker 2>That's huge for me.

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<v Speaker 1>This is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I've ever gotten one of these riders,

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<v Speaker 2>which really happy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's fantastic gifts. Absolutely correct. If you think you

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<v Speaker 1>know who's making that sound, you can write to me

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<v Speaker 1>at Creature feature pot at gmail dot com. Also, if

0:56:39.200 --> 0:56:42.000
<v Speaker 1>you you are or no park rangers and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to share your stories. Also get in touch with me

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<v Speaker 1>there creature feature pot at gmail dot com. Uh POLIVI

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<v Speaker 1>thank you so much for joining me the gate to

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<v Speaker 1>joining me today. Where can people find you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm at Paula Viganalan p A L l A v

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<v Speaker 2>I g U n A l A n everywhere except

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<v Speaker 2>this time just call it, which is cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa you got in there? I wish I had just

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<v Speaker 1>gotten Katie. I won Katie.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty early, and then I just didn't use it for

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<v Speaker 2>a year. But now I'm like, you think it a

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<v Speaker 2>lot since it's fun and yeah, I run with my

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<v Speaker 2>friends a show at the comedy store called DATS Recognition Comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also like, I really need you guys to follow

0:57:22.960 --> 0:57:26.040
<v Speaker 2>me on social media and like come to my shows

0:57:26.040 --> 0:57:29.680
<v Speaker 2>because I am unemployed, okay, like many park rangers right now,

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<v Speaker 2>and I am trying to tour and so I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to like Portland, I'm gonna go to SS I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to text it like I'm trying to tour. I have

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<v Speaker 2>two dogs. Okay, dog sitting is expensive. You guys are

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<v Speaker 2>animal lovers, Please sponsor my dogs. Okay, so come to shows,

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<v Speaker 2>pay me money, help me do this profession.

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<v Speaker 1>Like take the most pathetic photo of your dogs as

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<v Speaker 1>you can of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Looking I'm so sad a picture of me wet in

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<v Speaker 2>afternoon tortilla.

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<v Speaker 1>A greetin a tortilla factory gets stuck in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the grease. I'm constantly around stuck.

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<v Speaker 1>In a grease tube and then get rescued and then

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<v Speaker 1>start like be like, come to my comedy show. Otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>I have to resort to licking tortilla grease out of

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<v Speaker 1>a tube.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred. That's already me right now, So I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>post it.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy. If you want to save pull A B from

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<v Speaker 1>a fate of being stuck in tortilla factory grease tubes,

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<v Speaker 1>go to her shows. Check her out. Hell yeah, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you guys so much for listening. If you're enjoying the

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not your mother, but do try not to get

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in a tortilla factory grease pipe. It's you will

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<v Speaker 1>have to get so many babs, so many babs. All right, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>see you next Wednesday,