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Speaker 1: I hate to start off the show this way with

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Speaker 1: some in office controversy.

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Speaker 2: I love this way.

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Speaker 1: Someone needs to have the courage to speak up, and

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Speaker 1: I guess that person has to be me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, no, your.

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Speaker 4: Complaint, it's not my complaints.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: But apparently there's been a secret petition floating around and

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Speaker 1: I'm not happy about it.

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Speaker 5: What is it.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to say whose desk I found it

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Speaker 1: on what, but I will say it's in my possession

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Speaker 1: now and I'm not even gonna hint around about it.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to read you the title of this petition.

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Speaker 5: I've never seen a petition.

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Speaker 1: Really, because it says petition for our technical director Ashton

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Speaker 1: to make chocolate peanut butter balls for Christmas twenty twenty

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Speaker 1: six instead of jerky chocolate peanut butter jst.

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Speaker 4: Pulling back the curtain here a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Our digital producer is the one who always gives out

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Speaker 1: peanut butter chocolate balls, while our technical director Ashton, his

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Speaker 1: thing every year is jerky, yes homemade.

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Speaker 4: So who on this.

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Speaker 1: Show would want to double the chocolate peanut butter balls

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Speaker 1: instead of having jerky Well, I'll tell you there's only

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Speaker 1: one signature on this petition, and it belongs to.

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Speaker 2: Brooke Fox, the creator.

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Speaker 4: Of the petition.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know Ashton is in the room right now.

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Speaker 3: Brook, His feelings are already sensitive, and here you are

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Speaker 3: besmirching his jerky, demanding that he makes a different Christmas present.

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Speaker 2: I think you are I was framed.

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Speaker 4: This is not my signature.

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Speaker 3: Experts have already confirmed in the signature, and it's you

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Speaker 3: in the writing above it. I also think Brook, it's

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Speaker 3: in poor taste that you have eight signature slots, meaning

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Speaker 3: Ashton would have to sign it him self. You want

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Speaker 3: Ashton to sign his own death petition, Brooks, members of

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Speaker 3: the show.

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Speaker 4: I'm more worried about Jake that I am about a

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Speaker 4: yet now.

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Speaker 1: His chocolate peanut butter balls aren't good enough for you, Rachels.

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Speaker 5: And they're phenomenal.

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Speaker 4: She even sews like special bags to put them in.

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Speaker 1: She has a problem with the bags that you're putting

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Speaker 1: them in, Jake, I didn't know.

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Speaker 4: She could sink any lower?

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Speaker 2: What about on this show?

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Speaker 5: The nerve.

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Speaker 1: I ain't gonna rip that petition up once we get

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Speaker 1: into the shock colle I mean, I'm gonna sign it

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Speaker 1: first and then I'm going to tear it, so Jake,

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Speaker 1: I apologize, give us some trivia fleets.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I can just continue with the segment if you can.

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Speaker 2: You're so brave. Well.

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Speaker 4: Today is National Crayola Crayon Day, honoring the most powerful

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Speaker 4: and creative tool of our childhood, the mighty crayon. Of course,

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Speaker 4: back in the day, Crayola gave us all the classic

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Speaker 4: colors red, blue, red, and then they finally got around

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Speaker 4: the yellow eventually, oh wow. But nowadays they're not playing

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Speaker 4: around with their little restaurant four pack of colors, things

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Speaker 4: like banana Mania, jaspberry jam or.

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Speaker 5: Red what's a jazzberry? Great color?

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Speaker 4: Am I drawing a picture of a sunset? Or my

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Speaker 4: ordering off the I Hot Menu. In the last few years,

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Speaker 4: to stay relevant, they've really gone outside the box with

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Speaker 4: their names, and you'll be quizzed on them during a

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Speaker 4: special real life Crayola or made up fake Ola edition

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Speaker 4: of twenty Jake's Yes, you'll say at number one through twenty,

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you the name of a unique crayon color

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Speaker 4: that you might find in the box. You just have

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Speaker 4: to tell me if that's a real life Crayola or

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Speaker 4: a made up fake Ola. We'll start with the woman

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Speaker 4: who uses a crayon called Burnt Apricot Disaster to fill

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Speaker 4: in the gaps of her spray tam I brows my lashes.

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Speaker 4: Can you have in your hair? I did stay away

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Speaker 4: from the hair this time. That's Alexis thirteen. Your color

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Speaker 4: is kind of a warm orange yellow, like melted cheddar

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Speaker 4: that's been left on a pot of noodles sitting on

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Speaker 4: your stove. It's called mac and Cheese. To stay in

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Speaker 4: the game, tell me if it's a real crayola or

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Speaker 4: a total fake ola. I mean, why wouldn't you have

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Speaker 4: a mac and.

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Speaker 2: Cheese labeled crust?

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Speaker 5: Well, because if you label it after food, kids will

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Speaker 5: eat it.

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Speaker 4: That is a good point. You might think it's like

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Speaker 4: flavored and then want to take a bye, a.

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Speaker 5: Little lick, a sniff.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I totally thought it was real, but now I'm

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Speaker 4: changing my mind.

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Speaker 5: I'm to say fake ola, fake gold.

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Speaker 2: Real.

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Speaker 4: It was real too. It is real. It's the most

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Speaker 4: nineteen ninety three crayon that was ever created. I remember it.

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Speaker 5: I remember thinking cool, it does look like mac and geese.

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Speaker 4: How did taste like good wax in the nineties? Thirteen

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Speaker 4: is off the board twelve. Your Color was released just

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Speaker 4: last year. It's a dull brownish green, like something you

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Speaker 4: forgot in the back of the fridge, you know, like

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Speaker 4: all your food, and they call it expired guacamole. Is

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Speaker 4: a real Crayola color or a made up fake ole.

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Speaker 5: Like starting to turn Well, my son really likes to

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Speaker 5: draw boogers, so this sounds like it would be a perfect.

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Speaker 1: Cry that job and going with the logic you were

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Speaker 1: using before, this would make kids not want to eat it.

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Speaker 4: I actually don't think it's real because I don't know

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Speaker 4: if like expired food registers with kids.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, So I'm gonna say fake gola. She got right, brilliant.

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Speaker 4: Very powerful lobbying boards in Mexico. They would never let

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Speaker 4: anyone talk about herds that way, they would have a right,

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Speaker 4: a positive. We're talking crayon colors because it's National Crayon

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Speaker 4: Day and a little bit of jose Brook has gotten

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Speaker 4: hers right, Alexis got hers wrong. Thirteen and twelve were

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Speaker 4: off the board.

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Speaker 5: Let's go fifteen.

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Speaker 4: Your color is a shade of oatmeal brown called hug

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Speaker 4: me Oh. It was released in twenty twenty two, and

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Speaker 4: it's supposed to make you feel good when you use it?

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Speaker 4: Is hug me a real crayola or a big fake ola?

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Speaker 4: It's brown like a Teddy bear.

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Speaker 5: You know. Recently I looked up what colors? Can you

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Speaker 5: sleep best?

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Speaker 4: There? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Because I have like colored lights in my apartment? Did

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Speaker 5: hug me come up? And they say like orange and

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Speaker 5: like brighter colors?

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Speaker 4: I have a tippose turn the lights off when you sleep?

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Speaker 5: Wait on, man. So what I'm saying though, is I

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Speaker 5: it kind of see brown like maybe it's happy, Maybe

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Speaker 5: it's happy, Maybe it's.

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Speaker 2: A happy Does brown make you happy?

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Speaker 5: I number no, Yay, it's true.

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Speaker 4: He's saying yay. True. He means real and he does

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Speaker 4: mean it because it's correct science. All right, Jeffrey, were

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Speaker 4: over you. You gotta get this right and then Alexis will

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Speaker 4: get shocked.

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Speaker 2: I'll go number three.

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Speaker 4: Your color was released in the good old twenty twenty

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Speaker 4: four and it's kind of a faded, muddled, reddish brown.

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Speaker 4: It's called hot dog Water. Jeffrey, Is that a real

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Speaker 4: crayola or a huge fake ola?

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Speaker 2: Dude?

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Speaker 5: It should be real. That's all That's so fun.

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Speaker 1: I think kids would laugh until they started using it

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Speaker 1: and realize it comes with a smell too. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: like a gas station roller grill at two am.

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Speaker 4: That's not always a bad smell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're drawing tiqitos.

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Speaker 1: But I could see them like releasing a special like

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Speaker 1: ballpark edition of colors where hot dog water makes And

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say real Crayola.

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Speaker 4: Real creolea is what Jeffrey said. I'm sorry, that's our

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Speaker 4: second fake ola of the round. And that means Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jose, you have one Today's Color of twenty.

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Speaker 2: Alright, Brook and Jose get to choose who get shocked.

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Speaker 1: They're going to be singing Blue Dabadid Daba Dai by

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Speaker 1: Aifel sixty five.

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Speaker 2: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 5: I want to see Alexis try to tempt this song.

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Speaker 5: Is that okay with you?

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Speaker 4: I'm blue Diddy buddy. Somehow got worse with the lyrics

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Speaker 4: was off?

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Speaker 5: That was the right choice, how to feel?

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Speaker 2: That was your shot collar question of the day, Brook

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Speaker 1: And Jeffrey in the Morning