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Speaker 1: COVID edition Clebrity Book Club. That's my impression of wour voice.

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Speaker 1: probably being so like farm to table brick chicken, yeah

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Speaker 1: you know. And Eve was just like, I'm gonna eat

422
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Speaker 1: an apple like salad. Boots. The snake called me fat yesterday, yeast.

423
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Speaker 1: I'm trying to like, I'm trying to get my caloric

424
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Speaker 1: in takedown to sixty calories a day or I would

425
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Speaker 1: never fit into that fig leaf thog anymore. So I'm

426
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Speaker 1: on the apple diet. Girl, You do not want to

427
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Speaker 1: go on the arc looking like that. Everyone's gonna be there, literally,

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Speaker 1: everyone will be goats asses turtled up. The red carpet

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Speaker 1: repeat in front of me, who are you wearing animal

432
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Speaker 1: print tonight? This um cloth is actually um a hand

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Speaker 1: It is nine years old and then I failed it driving. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: book Club ditch the talk. Okay. So the age question

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Speaker 1: moves with the fact that like in the beginning and

473
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Speaker 1: like there are characters who are fully lived to nine

474
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Speaker 1: hundred and then at some point, like people start to

475
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Speaker 1: have normal human ages. In the Bible, sugar and I'm

476
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Speaker 1: just like it when sugar was introduced. Yea, the fine

477
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: sugar was introduced and people stopped living longer. God invented

478
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Speaker 1: sugar so he could kill people sooner because he was like,

479
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Speaker 1: y'all can't be living for this long. I'm so sick

480
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: of you, Adam and Noah, like you need to die

481
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Speaker 1: at least on hundred fifty and so I feel probably

482
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Speaker 1: slowly he was like, let's introduce sugar. Okay, let's introduce

483
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Speaker 1: corn syrup. You know the air. The introduced the air

484
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Speaker 1: friar the air. God's an inventor and a she boss.

485
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 1: I'd like to talk for a second about a huge

486
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 1: theme in this in this memoir um, which is circumcision

487
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 1: and comes up time and again. So one thing that

488
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: this that I really learned from God and how he

489
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: sort of sees the world is that I thought it

490
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: was like I've always thought of it as esthetic, as

491
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,720
Speaker 1: just like, okay, it makes the dick more like you

492
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: can see the whole thing. It's like we're just picking

493
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Speaker 1: out the outside. But he actually sees it as like

494
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Speaker 1: a kind of a promise between you and God. Um,

495
00:30:29,760 --> 00:30:32,800
Speaker 1: so he goes this stray, he is born in my house.

496
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Speaker 1: He's that bought with the money, must be circumcised. Wait,

497
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Speaker 1: bought with thy money? Okay, that I mean he's sign

498
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Speaker 1: a slave. I guess again. My covenant shall be in

499
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Speaker 1: your flesh for an everlasting covenant. So it's basically like, oh,

500
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: this is like between you and me, like we're making this.

501
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 1: It's like a ring. It's like a ring. It's like

502
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Speaker 1: a It's like when you're so like, oh my God,

503
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Speaker 1: let's be blood brothers like as kids and you like

504
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Speaker 1: trick your pinkies. Yeah, which is kind of beautiful. I guess. Okay,

505
00:30:57,000 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: he made so many grown men circumcised themselves. This isn't

506
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: all happening at childbirth. This is happening to guys who

507
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: are like twenty seven. Okay, would you if you know

508
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,280
Speaker 1: if okay, you wouldn't do it. You wouldn't do it

509
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: latent life circumcision, and by late life I do I

510
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:16,240
Speaker 1: am referring to twenty seven as latent life. That's actually

511
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 1: how Jim Morrison died a c um so. God is

512
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: just like so straight up like Willard and has like

513
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Speaker 1: this creepy like sewed together like patchwork. It is uncut

514
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: only in his grand of like this Dick quilt. He's like,

515
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 1: I'm into fibers and materials. Um, this is a mixed

516
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: media piece, Dick in his guest room. There's a part

517
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Speaker 1: of the Bible where there's like these two warring towns

518
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Speaker 1: because someone from one town raped one of the women

519
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Speaker 1: from the other, and the town that was victimized was like, look,

520
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Speaker 1: we can haven't we can have a truce here. But

521
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: what you need to do is you need to form

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Speaker 1: a covenant with God. You need to like all all

523
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: of the many to be circumcised. You can't eat meat

524
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Speaker 1: with blood in it, and some other a bunch of

525
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: other like weird antarectic roles. And they lied about this,

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Speaker 1: the town, the victimized town, and they go and they

527
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Speaker 1: kill all of the men while they're recovering from their circumcisions.

528
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Speaker 1: Imagine how busy that circuit doctor must have. It was

529
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Speaker 1: a group circumcision. It was like it was like you

530
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Speaker 1: have remember like paper cutters from like from like elementary school,

531
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:41,400
Speaker 1: but nineties we remember paper cutters and then teacher like

532
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Speaker 1: making some many packets and like you're just lining up

533
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Speaker 1: like twenty local dudes just being like let's do this. Bam,

534
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, stretch it out. You're like seventeen BC kids,

535
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Speaker 1: remember the only seventy Only Nazareth kids will remember you

536
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Speaker 1: know you're from Nazareth. Whe Wow, you were in a

537
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: group servi decision and literally all the classmates gotten murdered

538
00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 1: by a war were all killed by warring down Wait

539
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: and so and that was revenge for that town raping

540
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Speaker 1: this other woman. Yeah, well they killed all of the men.

541
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Speaker 1: I want to bring up some more stuff about rape here.

542
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Speaker 1: Um when some of the scenes you're like kind of

543
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Speaker 1: how does this happen? It's always like and if you

544
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Speaker 1: do lay in a field with another man's betrothed and

545
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: you do take her, like she has the right to

546
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Speaker 1: like smite you and kill you. And it was like

547
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:39,719
Speaker 1: all these situations so incoherent that you could you're going

548
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Speaker 1: to fail at some point right where it's just like

549
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Speaker 1: you're always just alone in a field with someone of

550
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: these things that could happen. Well, I do think that

551
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Speaker 1: back in the day, there's a lot of fields. There's

552
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Speaker 1: a lot of fields, and I think that just like

553
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Speaker 1: architecture and like, there were less stairwells, you know what

554
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: I mean, Like, let's think about how often you're hooking

555
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Speaker 1: up with a guy in a stairwell. They didn't have

556
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,040
Speaker 1: that back then, so you had to go to less

557
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:06,000
Speaker 1: locking back, there's less bathrooms, Like there's less um what's

558
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 1: it called liminal space like at words that people are

559
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:14,319
Speaker 1: always using to refer to, just like an empty room space. Yeah,

560
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: liminal green. It's like, so you had to go to

561
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 1: the forest, so it is the original pure space. I mean, yeah,

562
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: I've been in forests. I've been in parks, I've been

563
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Speaker 1: in fields. The part about they're at Babbel or whatever

564
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: or something and like this is when like then they're

565
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,040
Speaker 1: at Babel, They're at babbyl on sunset and I'm Dja

566
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Speaker 1: at Babel tonight art Babel in everyone's doing coke and

567
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Speaker 1: getting COVID Nazareth bosle Um, are you on the list?

568
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 1: Are you on the scroll? Are you on the scroll?

569
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Speaker 1: I don't see a Jabeth No, check it again, it's

570
00:34:57,719 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 1: job path it's just apost a fee path. You're like

571
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: my friend Jebadet inside. Can I say this about the Arc?

572
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,640
Speaker 1: The arc feels very like you go to a gallery opening,

573
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: but it's like the gallery is so small and annoying, claustrophobic,

574
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:16,880
Speaker 1: and it's like outside is really where the party is

575
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 1: and it's like huge. Oh you're saying like the deck

576
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: is where it was all going down, Well it was

577
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: literally it was raining the whole time that they had

578
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: to stay inside the arc. They literally couldn't even go out.

579
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: That's why I do think the arc kind of sucks

580
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 1: because you can't like go onto the deck and be like, oh,

581
00:35:30,880 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: this is beautiful. And I always get so seasick the

582
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: lower I am in a hole they're putting next to

583
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: the giraffe. Stupid you are? You are not on the

584
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 1: human floor, No I am, You're stowed away. I mean,

585
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 1: at least the drafts are like fabulous, love what you're wearing. Girl.

586
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 1: Well okay, but that's why God is a little gay.

587
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: If he did invent like giraffes and cheetahs. Literally literally,

588
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: if you're going you're going like full like LEAs of concerns. Yeah,

589
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,200
Speaker 1: it's gay and like, are we supposed to believe that

590
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 1: he invented just like every subspecies of beetle? Is that

591
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 1: also part of the story. Yeah, No, that's that's like

592
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: that's a third of the Bible. It's just listening God invented.

593
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 1: It's just like God's actually kind of a nerd. It's

594
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 1: so um. But this is all so the reason I

595
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 1: brought up babble, and not to sort of circle back

596
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: to my point, but he explains this part where he's like, oh,

597
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: and then I split everyone up and like made them

598
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: go all over the world and speak different languages as

599
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,839
Speaker 1: like punishment for like the people of Babel like being

600
00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: too like hubristic or something. And it's just like, oh,

601
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: so he actually views like different cultures as like a

602
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 1: bad thing. And that's actually why I'm canceling God, thank you,

603
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 1: because also by doing that, he invented colonialism. Yes, yes,

604
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: he colonized the world. He colonized hearth, he colonized he

605
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: made earth. Because if everyone was like the same and homogeneous,

606
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: we all spoke the same language, like same language, that

607
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: we wouldn't be able to colonize each other. Literally, we

608
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,960
Speaker 1: just be one big, happy world. Okay, who are we

609
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: in the Bible. Okay, so that's how that is actually

610
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 1: not actually does not come till the end of segments.

611
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,920
Speaker 1: Oh wait, but you are now is exposing yourself as

612
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: someone who Wow, I absolutely listen to the podcast. I

613
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:31,840
Speaker 1: shall set upon you one hundred years of sores and locus,

614
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Speaker 1: and I thou hath been slain to the land of

615
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 1: the floppeth for spilling the tea which shall not have

616
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:43,840
Speaker 1: been spilt. Thou spilt it the tea too early. And

617
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: I will curse thee in thy future career, and thy

618
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: shall not get a reality TV. How shall not chahet

619
00:37:50,200 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: into the kingdom of the sleigh chantey, thou doth not stay? Okay, wait,

620
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 1: if you had to, okay, if you had to live

621
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 1: in modern day Israel, modern day Egypt, or modern day Iraq,

622
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,600
Speaker 1: what would you choose? Or no? Wait, no, it's ancient ancient,

623
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Speaker 1: not modern modern. No, not not modern day. No, I

624
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:20,880
Speaker 1: mean I reverse lepo. Okay, girl, I'm living in homes.

625
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:25,440
Speaker 1: You know it's living at homes. Okay, wait before we

626
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: ask this crush and I do want to say that

627
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 1: I do feel like I'm like sometimes I'm like God,

628
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Speaker 1: can we hear the aside from the Egyptians literally yea, yeah, No,

629
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,600
Speaker 1: he makes the Egyptians out to look makes bad bad yeah,

630
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: And I'm a little like, well, honey, you made this

631
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: so during tribe of Israel. That's just like showing up

632
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: places and like demanding stuff. And with that comes like

633
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: you're going to be enslave you know, No, I know,

634
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: it's very like that. You can't just pop into Cairo

635
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: and be like, oh, where's what's what's what's happening for him? Like,

636
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 1: is he suggesting that the Egyptians should be so Jennifer

637
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 1: Lawrence and mother and just be like oh, yeah, fine,

638
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: come in. Yeah, this is literally wind Side Okay, yeah,

639
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 1: Central Bullock. It's like, no, that's not happening. I don't know,

640
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,439
Speaker 1: I mean not happening. I don't know if I would

641
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: enslave them all. But like, but then again, we had

642
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:24,399
Speaker 1: these pyramids to build. Literally, there's stuff to do, yeah, right,

643
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: And I'm sure God loves those pyramids now and is

644
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: like taking claim for it, being like Mitch I invented

645
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: the wonders of the world. Yeah, And this comes back

646
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: to the point that God is a hypocrite because I'm

647
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 1: sure there's such a like Las Vegas style like mini

648
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: Cairo in heaven. It's like these cloud pyramids and he's like,

649
00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 1: aren't these so fab don't you love them? Like just

650
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 1: like th real pyramids, And it's like, bitch, you literally

651
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: called out the Egyptians for enslaving the pyramid builders and

652
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,120
Speaker 1: that is just like God's riding on a camel being like,

653
00:39:54,280 --> 00:39:57,880
Speaker 1: oh so, Glad I invented you. You're crazy with your humps.

654
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,919
Speaker 1: Do you want to live in ancient Cairo? Ancient ancient

655
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: ancient like Iraq, like tigers and Euphrad's boots, like Babylon,

656
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: or like ancient Israel? I would want to be a

657
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: Egyptian who lives in Cairo. I would not want to

658
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 1: be an Israelite. Same and vice versa. I would not

659
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: want to be an Egyptian in Israel wherever that is.

660
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,919
Speaker 1: You want to be, wherever it may be, wherever they're

661
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: roaming too to not be. I don't want to be

662
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,839
Speaker 1: an immigrant in ancient You just want to be on holp,

663
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:33,240
Speaker 1: your home turf. I feel yes at this time hometown.

664
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,719
Speaker 1: I do love to travel and I love being in

665
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: a new place. And that's why you're gonna You would

666
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: get smiting down bitch. But don't you think that I

667
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 1: would be the one Israelite who is just like, oh,

668
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: I actually like managed to kind of get out of

669
00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: like pyramid duty. Yes, you're like braiding Cleopatra's hair. Yeah,

670
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: you're like eating like olives. You're just being like, girl,

671
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: these were looking so late today. I'm just like, I

672
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: don't know why everyone's complaining. Like if you just like,

673
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, like have fun and like be cool,

674
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: like people party, but there's being someone like whipped next

675
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: to you and you're like, yeah, well you made that

676
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: decision to like a person who gets Yeah, sorry, update

677
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,600
Speaker 1: your resume, bitch, I got a job. God, God is

678
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 1: gonna be so mad about this episode. We're gonna get

679
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: another plague for this recording. God is gonna be like

680
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: fit fourth plague. Hordes of Australians upon them. Yeah, you're

681
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: sending hordes of Australian people. Yeah, Like Australians were just

682
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: confined to the Lower Eastside. Guess what, bitch, They're coming

683
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 1: to Ridgewood, Little Brisbane. Who's gonna be so many of

684
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 1: them that that the subways have to stop operating because

685
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 1: they've been they've all been hit. You'll get well, well,

686
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:54,279
Speaker 1: they're all covered in like Foster's vomit. Our rents go

687
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 1: off a thousand dollars, you know, Um, y'all go into

688
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: a servant us or anything on Christmas Day midnight Mass. No,

689
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 1: absolutely not, Lily, are you doing your classic Unitarian universe?

690
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: Have you found a new a new X Captain church

691
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: in your neighborhood. I know you grew up in the

692
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: UU community, but we would go to like a welcoming

693
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: pageant on Christmas Eve where my sister wants to get

694
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: to play the angel Gabriel, not to brack and beat

695
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,880
Speaker 1: all light. I mean, this is a non unitern. We

696
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 1: would light candles and saying Silent Knight in German. Grippy.

697
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 1: I literally hate the Unitarians so much. I think they're

698
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 1: they're demons. No offensively, I'm sure you probably I would know.

699
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,080
Speaker 1: I was not like a proud Unitarian. I was always

700
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: so annoyed. Yeah, I'm just like, oh, how dare you know?

701
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:47,560
Speaker 1: Because I was always like forced to go, and I

702
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 1: was like, this is not a religion. All we do

703
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,640
Speaker 1: is like go to Sunday school and learn about other religions,

704
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 1: like it's just school again. I was like, you were like, bitch,

705
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 1: I want to be in a goddamn cult. I'm not

706
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 1: trying to go to school. Yeah, fucking pool my ass.

707
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 1: My mom joined the church. I like, I was Catholic

708
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: until I was like fifteen, and then my mom drained you,

709
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: which just basically allowed me to just become like a

710
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: like addicted to weed, right because you got to be

711
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: other like chill kids. Yeah, literally, they're doing the kids

712
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: they're calling. They're calling Jesus a gender refugee on Christmas.

713
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,480
Speaker 1: I mean Jesus was not a gender refugee and was

714
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,640
Speaker 1: not queer like I think Jesus is pretty much like

715
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,440
Speaker 1: the most burning man person like in history totally. And

716
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 1: Jesus is the most awesome camp counsel that you've had.

717
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: He has a super that is covered in so much

718
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:42,760
Speaker 1: dust it's he's like always out there, free tobet. He's bad,

719
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,640
Speaker 1: but has incredibly long hair. He is on field that

720
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 1: app for like finding a thruple, Like he is just Yes,

721
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 1: his girlfriend does have a shaved side head and like, yes, totally,

722
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: and she listens to dumb stuff and his other girlfriend

723
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 1: has like a bad adult act. They love geometric street art.

724
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know what I mean like urals

725
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: were just like you know, no, honey, we've been to

726
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: San Diego. Okay, you get you get the They get

727
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: me in front of this mural. They go on like

728
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:17,280
Speaker 1: a girl tour. They have four thousand bunch of chords.

729
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 1: Ben can. I ask, as a practicing Catholic growing up,

730
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,040
Speaker 1: were you drawn to the ritual and the ceremony and

731
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 1: the pomp and the circumstance, Like as a gay man,

732
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,760
Speaker 1: did you love all the you know, all the frippery

733
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,279
Speaker 1: and the frillery. Yeah, and even more so because it

734
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: was all in Spanish and it was all led by

735
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,719
Speaker 1: Latinos like mother hen style. That sounds fab okay, So

736
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,960
Speaker 1: the divine feminine was present, Oh my god. Yeah. And

737
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: it's not being so like a man being like he's

738
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,839
Speaker 1: your no. Most Yeah, the women are pretty like are

739
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: pretty like off in the corner. And the Irish version, Yeah,

740
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: Latinos are like party. There's tequila and the wine. There's

741
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 1: do you take do you take the blood of Christ? Witches?

742
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:10,719
Speaker 1: Don Julio is blood of Christ? Okay? I in my

743
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: infamous thirteen year old diary and this is so what

744
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: were you like talk so much shit about me? Yeah?

745
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: In that same diary where I talk so much shit

746
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: about Stephen, Like I talk about how I like want

747
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: to go like more to the Catholic Church because I

748
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 1: think it's like badass and Sinatra and gangster. Well see,

749
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: you were like you were trad before. Yeah, I was

750
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,800
Speaker 1: like really tried, and I could tell. I was like

751
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 1: this just kind of like hippie boomer tweet jacket Unitarian churches. Like,

752
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: I want to go back to the church, and we did.

753
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,320
Speaker 1: I remember, I think we went to Easter with the

754
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: church where I was baptized, and I was like the

755
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:48,360
Speaker 1: smoke and everyone's dressing up when men were men, you know,

756
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 1: in the incense, when men were men, when men wore

757
00:45:51,600 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: big gold dresses the way men should exactly. And God

758
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 1: said to Moses, she shall be segments. How doth she lived,

759
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:18,400
Speaker 1: how doth she eat? Eat? What doth she hears? What

760
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: doth she wears? Wow? Well, iconic lag on that one. Okay, um,

761
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: what doth she eat? Well? As we discussed as we

762
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 1: were saying, she has an eating disorder, Yes, she makes it.

763
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: She's more of a cook and more of a like orderer,

764
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: loves going to restaurants or yeah she's not. She's not

765
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: a chef, shall we say, she's not like trying to

766
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: like invent new things. It's a lot of like what

767
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: she doesn't eat, but it's also a lot of like

768
00:46:48,719 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 1: herby lamb rose and like classic roast chicken. I guess

769
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 1: the thing is like bread just doesn't seem like there's

770
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 1: a ton of flavoring or like or recipe. It's like

771
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 1: I don't think she's like squeezing lemon on the lamb,

772
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 1: like I literally think it's just like there's parsleally okay,

773
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: I think it's one sprig of rosemary, like as one

774
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: and it's like over this fire. So maybe sometimes I

775
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 1: bet like twenty five percent of the time, but it's

776
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: like juicy just because of the cold fire. But like

777
00:47:20,239 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 1: a lot of time, probably it's unseasoned. I mean he

778
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 1: does salt. This is the origin of white people not

779
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 1: knowing why people not season in their food is yeah,

780
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,399
Speaker 1: the Egyptians were using all the SeaCity. I do also

781
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,719
Speaker 1: think it is the origin of um like folks of

782
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 1: suburban experience over cooking meat. I feel like everything is

783
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: hardest crisp in the Bible, well done. I like I'll

784
00:47:46,239 --> 00:47:48,920
Speaker 1: have my chick because he's so anti like blood. He's like,

785
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,200
Speaker 1: they're half shall no be no blood in the chicken,

786
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: no blood in the goat. It's like, Okay, this chicken

787
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: is not well done. This chicken's congratulation. I'm I right, y'all, Okay,

788
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,520
Speaker 1: that is funny. I'm stilling that. I also feel like,

789
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: did you ever read that profile of Kelly and Conway

790
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: where it's like she's at this DC steakhouse and she

791
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 1: sounds reporter and there's a like a scallion on top

792
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: of the steak as a garnish, like a full scallion.

793
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 1: When she picks up the entire scallion and swallows the

794
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: entire thing like a sword swallower. And the report was like,

795
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. That is like

796
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: a threat. That's like a weird And I'm like, it's

797
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: like a crazy crazy like pissing on a tree, like

798
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 1: marking your territory. Yeah, I'm swallowing an entire skeleton in

799
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:41,479
Speaker 1: your instinct for her too. It's like a popper fish

800
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 1: when it blows up into a balloon. But I do

801
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: think that like God would do that out of DC steakhount.

802
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: That's so God's Gods smith an entire garnish, but I mean, god,

803
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,240
Speaker 1: she do drink of her wine like everyone is wasted.

804
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,320
Speaker 1: I do feel like, let's be honest though, and actually

805
00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:02,960
Speaker 1: I'm going to call you in for one second here.

806
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: The problem is that the filtration system is back at

807
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: that time just weren't that advanced. So a lot of

808
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: the time wine or ale was going to actually be

809
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 1: more sanitary than water. So it wasn't that people necessarily

810
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 1: were alcoholics or lushes as we might say, Like that

811
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,879
Speaker 1: was actually just literally the safer choice. It's like you're

812
00:49:20,960 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: getting these bourgelaise, you're getting a gamet, a piano, you're

813
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: getting these the lighter, you're getting absolutely pet Natz, You're

814
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:32,239
Speaker 1: definitely getting these kind of like super funky cidery. Yeah,

815
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: was wine like actually natural back then. It's like maybe

816
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: today think of as natural wine because it was so like, yeah,

817
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 1: literally low. It was like right because it's low intervention.

818
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: It's being so like age for two weeks. It's not

819
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: like aging this cab for years. You know. Um, this

820
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 1: actually brings me I need to talk about this. I

821
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 1: Um was at an Orthodox liquor store and there was

822
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: a a box of a bottle of Israeli wine. Cigar,

823
00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,440
Speaker 1: chocolate bark, and then a stemless wine cup for a

824
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: long term care pharmaceutical company. And it was all included

825
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: in this. Yes, so this was just like something that

826
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:21,879
Speaker 1: like this like hasidic like business just had line around.

827
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 1: They put it all into one box. Yeah. They threw

828
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: in some you know, some fun tissue paper and they're like,

829
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,760
Speaker 1: let's throw this in a box of this like stemless pha.

830
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,399
Speaker 1: I have her a hasidic aside here if you don't

831
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 1: mind me aside aside. I have a friend who has

832
00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 1: a labordoodle, your big poofy white dog. And this dog

833
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 1: was being walked around East Williamsburg or white labradole. I

834
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: haven't a white labordodle. I know whatever. Okay, have you've

835
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:48,920
Speaker 1: had that article that the guy who invented the labordodle.

836
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: It is just like, yes, I feel so ashamed for

837
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: like causing a plague on this planet. Yes, yes he yeah,

838
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 1: he said it was his life's biggest mistake was inventing

839
00:50:58,960 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 1: the labordoodle. They are little deeds. Yeah. The specific I

840
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: walked up and he was like, oh my god, I

841
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,360
Speaker 1: love your dog. Can I sell her fur when you

842
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,360
Speaker 1: cut her hair? Stop? And we were like like what,

843
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: And he was like, cannot I buy the fur from

844
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: you and sell it because it's like, it's exactly like wool.

845
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: This is such a biblical fall. And then he gave

846
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,560
Speaker 1: the phone number to the owner and he was like,

847
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 1: call me when you cut her hair. I'll come pick

848
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:27,880
Speaker 1: it up. And I want to sell it as wool.

849
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, to who who is buying small batch

850
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:37,080
Speaker 1: dog hair if you want it for like a pillow,

851
00:51:37,080 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: for a throw pillow, this is my lab throw pill

852
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: a single pillow, irish wool or whatever. And it's like

853
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: just lab laberdoodle, like disgusting, like least of Williamsburg's sidewalk

854
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 1: labberdoodle hair. Okay, that is I mean the idea that

855
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,799
Speaker 1: she would actually put more like willingly put more dog

856
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 1: hair into your home. It's crazy. I know, it's insane. Anyways,

857
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: just wanted that's it did feel biblical. I mean, I

858
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:09,399
Speaker 1: guess speaking of what does she wear figs? Figs? Why,

859
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: I'm just imagine a lot of tunics and smocks, very

860
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:17,240
Speaker 1: flowing sheets. I've been watching this really an easy Netflix

861
00:52:17,440 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: show called Last Kingdom that's sort of about the Viking

862
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:24,080
Speaker 1: invasions of England in the ninth century and the outfit

863
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,600
Speaker 1: thank you, and the outfits are very like tunics buckles,

864
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: And it's like I feel like tunics and buckles were

865
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:35,360
Speaker 1: basically fashioned from just like literally ancient times up until

866
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: like nineteenth century, like we were maybe or like eighteenth

867
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: century like colonial times, but like we were basically doing

868
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:45,279
Speaker 1: tunics for most of human history, right, But I feel

869
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: like the Egyptians were being more glam. Well we should

870
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:50,520
Speaker 1: look back because I wrote a paper in sixth grade

871
00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:53,480
Speaker 1: on medieval togas. It was like more sheet base, but

872
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 1: they were still doing buckles, and like when they were

873
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,160
Speaker 1: putting on their like war outfits, it was still like

874
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:00,239
Speaker 1: belts and ship It was like ath leisure is kind

875
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:04,520
Speaker 1: of a of a return to the to the robe

876
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,239
Speaker 1: or the toga. Honey, you try going to the gym

877
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: clack jog's comfortable. I feel like it's more like the

878
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: Bible is more under the Tuscan sun style. Have you

879
00:53:19,280 --> 00:53:21,440
Speaker 1: ever walked around in a toga? It's actually not that

880
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: it loves a lot of work. You're like you have

881
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: to like gather all this fabric all the time, Like

882
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: you can't just like stretch and jump and just like

883
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:31,680
Speaker 1: be making a smoothie and me like sitting on your

884
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 1: big marble kitchen counter like in this kind of like. Also,

885
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:41,399
Speaker 1: I've mentioned it's like a hard toga unbleached thick. Yeah, yeah,

886
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:46,080
Speaker 1: I think so unbleached name the under dyed linen. I

887
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:48,399
Speaker 1: mean it probably hangs pretty well. And I don't think

888
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 1: it's pre I feel like the Bible's pre buckle, but

889
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:53,520
Speaker 1: I think we're we're seeing maybe a lot of rope twine.

890
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,280
Speaker 1: There were there were buckles, there were there were wrist

891
00:53:56,360 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: cuffs like there was there was metal like a couch. Hello,

892
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: like the warriors of the time, like ancient Spartan worriors

893
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,399
Speaker 1: were so like helmets and ship Spartan. I don't think

894
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: Bible Spartan times. That's like ancient Romans. That's that's I'm saying,

895
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,640
Speaker 1: that's pre Bible. So by the Bible, yes, there would

896
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:17,919
Speaker 1: have been cuss whoa, that's pre Bible. Okay, wow yeah

897
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: literally soa y'all want to get over to Wikipedia. Sorry,

898
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:28,760
Speaker 1: but and this may again reveal my amazing private school education.

899
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: Was Rome before the Bible? Yes, yeah, it was. I

900
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: mean ancient Rome like goes up until the Bible, like

901
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: Julius Caesar was like right around the time of the Bible,

902
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 1: like a little bit before the Bible, like negative fifty BC.

903
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: Well there's the whole Jesus was expelled from Rome thing. No,

904
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,880
Speaker 1: I knew you guys. Are you guys are being so

905
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: Christian that you think that history started at like the Yes. No,

906
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 1: and that's why BC was so horny and sexy and

907
00:54:56,560 --> 00:55:00,640
Speaker 1: orgies and then all coming back to you now, no sex.

908
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,320
Speaker 1: You guys thought ancient Rome was just like twelve fifty.

909
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: I thought it was just like a Disneyland, right, Okay,

910
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,120
Speaker 1: how she lived. I mean, it's a lot of reclaimed wood,

911
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 1: like as you know, the arc was just like the

912
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 1: original like straight guy project of like building furniture. Everyone's

913
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 1: in Aiden, Aiden's are out there. Everyone is building. But

914
00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:30,160
Speaker 1: I feel like God is so like your home must

915
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 1: be like humble. Oh well, here's the thing I saw

916
00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: Roso Donald just bought a house in California for the

917
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: first time, and it said the kitchen is kosher. Oh,

918
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 1: because there's like separate dishwashers or whatever. Yeah, and there's

919
00:55:45,239 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 1: two sinks like one for pig my pig sank and

920
00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:54,440
Speaker 1: my non cloven hoof sink. Wait, oh my god, no,

921
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,560
Speaker 1: that's the cloven sink. So it's farm sinks. Yeah, it's

922
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: giving me Joanna Gaines. It is farm sayings and it's rustic. Okay, wait,

923
00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:07,320
Speaker 1: so sorry, So if I may just reference on Deuteronomy again, Bible,

924
00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 1: you see this going, James, I'm rocking here. That's I

925
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,879
Speaker 1: stole from my parents house. I spark notes is shit.

926
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 1: They've all got a main character on SparkNotes dot com

927
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: and she is the original main character, blast Olivia Rodrigo

928
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: and her AirPods. Um. Okay, wait, but listen to this

929
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: wood description that gets so specific. Hue the two tables

930
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: of stone, like onto the first and come onto me

931
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,359
Speaker 1: into the mount and make the an ark of wood,

932
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: and I will write on the tables the words that

933
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: were the first tables which thou breakst and now she'll

934
00:56:39,560 --> 00:56:41,560
Speaker 1: put them in the ark. And I made an arc

935
00:56:41,640 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: of shit, tim wood and peed two tables of stone,

936
00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 1: like unto the first. It's like, so I need you

937
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:51,680
Speaker 1: to get this specific kind of wood. Then I want

938
00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 1: you to do this like stone overlay like tabletop, but

939
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: like with the like shit toombwood legs and it's beans.

940
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: So just like slightly mid century inspire, but just like,

941
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,280
Speaker 1: but I'm also really really taken with like natural fibers,

942
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 1: and I wanted to like evoke I feel like, you

943
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:11,040
Speaker 1: know what the Bible is. It's like that description. It

944
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:13,319
Speaker 1: reminds me of like always the scene on a house

945
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: renovation show where the couple says they want a certain

946
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:18,160
Speaker 1: type of wood and then of course it's like out

947
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: of stock and they have to get something that's ten

948
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:21,600
Speaker 1: thousand dollars more and they have to call the couple

949
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 1: and they're like, hey, Susie, how are you. Yeah, no,

950
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 1: things are going really well. So we have some news.

951
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah we're out of the team. Yeah, we're out of

952
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 1: the sh team. But we have some amazing options. We

953
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 1: can do the stone, which is actually really popular and

954
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: it's really easy to clean. And they're like, okay, so

955
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:42,160
Speaker 1: it actually is going to be um thirty seven more

956
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: drop me per per kilo. Yeah, I don't know if

957
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: you want to part with that drop And then they

958
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 1: do and jab Sess says okay, and job sure, let's

959
00:57:56,120 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 1: fine with the stone. Fun. Okay, let's do it. I mean,

960
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: isn't this what we wanted? Is this we wanted our

961
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,160
Speaker 1: dream home in Nazareth? No, And it's it's a forever home,

962
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: a place to grow to nine hundred and fifty seven too.

963
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,560
Speaker 1: That's so beautiful. I wonder if I guess I'm also

964
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 1: thinking does that question apply to like God in heaven,

965
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:20,080
Speaker 1: like in the sort of like the cloud city, if

966
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: you eliminal space as you said earlier, like it does

967
00:58:23,760 --> 00:58:26,520
Speaker 1: anything exist up there besides just like clouds and angels.

968
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,520
Speaker 1: I guess I imagine Heaven as being like absolutely packed.

969
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:33,960
Speaker 1: It's like fully Las Vegas. It's like there's like so

970
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: many restaurants. It's so like Tampa. There's so many just

971
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,920
Speaker 1: like surf and turf, like middle of the day and

972
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 1: it's it's always packed. You can always get a seat, yes,

973
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,280
Speaker 1: and you're just like there's you're getting a huge menu,

974
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,720
Speaker 1: you're waiting forty five minutes for the waitress to move

975
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:55,080
Speaker 1: over her very mark. And then like God's actual apartment

976
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 1: is just like so cheesecake factory, and it's like vaguely Etruscan,

977
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,600
Speaker 1: but like also Egyptian, and it's like so many different

978
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:05,000
Speaker 1: references from throughout history. So it is Vegas. It's Vegas.

979
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 1: It's basically Vegas. We're in Paris then all on you're

980
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:11,440
Speaker 1: in Tuscany. Right, We're like, wow, it's so beautiful. I

981
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 1: can't believe that this fountain work is so impressive. Okay,

982
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 1: who doth y'all? In the book? Like I said earlier,

983
00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:23,480
Speaker 1: I feel like any gay is the snake. You're this, Yeah,

984
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: we're all this, You're the I feel like I'm the snake.

985
00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 1: I guess I'm yeah, Hamm, I'm ham You're a ham So.

986
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: I mean you would so cover your dad's nude body

987
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: with this? Yeah, I'm just like, oh god, he's been

988
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,040
Speaker 1: so ashamed of your nude father. And I forget if

989
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: we asked this, but literally, have you seen your father nude?

990
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: Not like and not like one purpose when you were

991
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:49,040
Speaker 1: a kid, you're always going to show me your dick,

992
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,000
Speaker 1: but like, accidentally, no, never seen him. I mean it

993
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,280
Speaker 1: was hard to even see his legs. He wore shorts

994
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:58,720
Speaker 1: very rarely, rarely of the beach, so nice. Yeah, yeah,

995
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 1: ery covered very even a short sleeve was, you know, rare.

996
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:08,840
Speaker 1: So so it remains a mystery. Your father's peace right,

997
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,560
Speaker 1: except for the I mean, I feel like I've said

998
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 1: this in the pop when I asked to see his piece, right,

999
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:16,520
Speaker 1: and he showed it to me, which you were so

1000
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: young as a part of life, yeah, I mean medium,

1001
01:00:29,440 --> 01:00:40,160
Speaker 1: I mean when you're a little you know, hanging. I'm

1002
01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 1: not going on my fucking podcasting. My dad is a

1003
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:47,560
Speaker 1: small dick, right. That's probably why no was so pissed

1004
01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:50,480
Speaker 1: at him, because him was like, dad has a small right,

1005
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,959
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I know he wished that Noah had Okay,

1006
01:00:54,040 --> 01:00:56,439
Speaker 1: Noah's secretly wishes that they hadn't covered up, and they'll

1007
01:00:56,440 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 1: be like, yo, our dad is fucking Oh my god,

1008
01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 1: I'm like spread a rumor that their dad was hung

1009
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:06,560
Speaker 1: and then like God's yam man man yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

1010
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah man yea

1011
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: yeah yeah we're back. Wow, So God is something crazy

1012
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: just happened. God came to us and recorded and started.

1013
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: I've never seen God be angrier. She's like, I will

1014
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: make my presence no no matter what. Stop talking shit

1015
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: about me. And you guys are such and I'm just like, Wow,

1016
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: got a lot of free time on your hands. God,

1017
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,840
Speaker 1: you're literally obsessed with Like, stop calling me a jap

1018
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:42,240
Speaker 1: eight New York based podcasts right, sorry, it's Friday at

1019
01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: four thirty, Like, shouldn't she be finishing up your wfah

1020
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,480
Speaker 1: right now, like submit your time cards and they get

1021
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:52,440
Speaker 1: ready to go out. Bitch. God actually also has COVID.

1022
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:57,200
Speaker 1: She's She's like, let's where we fucking with today? God

1023
01:01:57,280 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: is pissed because he can't he can't go to the

1024
01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:02,920
Speaker 1: new bab the club and Nazareth. He can't show up

1025
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 1: as an outdoor bush at like a brewery and like

1026
01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 1: set himself aflame? Where were we? Now? We rate the book? Um,

1027
01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess it's a historic and everything,

1028
01:02:18,240 --> 01:02:22,800
Speaker 1: but I'm also like it needs to be edited. Yeah,

1029
01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:27,040
Speaker 1: I'm not wrecking less really to anyone. I get there

1030
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: are some iconic stories. So I feel like I have

1031
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:33,560
Speaker 1: to give it a three out of five, just just

1032
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,200
Speaker 1: for just for its influence. You have, yes for the

1033
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:40,080
Speaker 1: influence as an influencer, giving it a three impact, a

1034
01:02:40,160 --> 01:02:42,160
Speaker 1: three out of five. So I'm like, well, that's huge

1035
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 1: of you, like the way you got a But it's

1036
01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: also like lowest common denominator, you know, I mean it's ambitious,

1037
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 1: Like I guess I'm impressed, Like you know, I couldn't

1038
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: write this. I've been right, Well, I got I wouldn't

1039
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:56,720
Speaker 1: come up with this many characters and I would obviously

1040
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,360
Speaker 1: as a gay person, I would just like get bored

1041
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 1: and not like finish the project like way. But isn't

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Speaker 1: that God, because like the Disciples were a whole New Testament,

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Speaker 1: you know, so it was like the spinoff like John

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Speaker 1: finished up that gave him yeah yeah, and he had

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Speaker 1: all these other like straight guys help him. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's also very like classic you had a

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Speaker 1: hit and you can't, right, you never know? I know,

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Speaker 1: where's the second book? I guess like that would be

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Speaker 1: the New test Yeah, but it's like other writers, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the New Testament. Is not a memoir on the

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Speaker 1: same way that the first one is. It's I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I would do it. I would do it. I think

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Speaker 1: a three out of five is accurate. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying two and a half. I'm saying two and

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Speaker 1: a half burning bushes out of five because I just

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Speaker 1: feel like, again, it's like there is some potential here,

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Speaker 1: but it gets so bogged out in details and then

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Speaker 1: some of the juicier parts, like he doesn't go into

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Speaker 1: it all, like I don't learn anything about like the

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Speaker 1: sort of motivations and the interior lives of these people,

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Speaker 1: like what was Noah like actually feeling during the you know,

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01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 1: we like we're implied that like, oh, he like felt change.

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Speaker 1: We're implied that this person felt like hubris or like

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Speaker 1: we see all like the negative aspects, but like, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what were they? What do they really want?

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Speaker 1: Like what you know, Like I don't know. It's supposed

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Speaker 1: to be this book about humanity in this way, and

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Speaker 1: I actually don't get a lot of human emotion in here. Yeah,

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01:04:12,840 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 1: all the characters are so one dimensional. Yes, yes, exactly,

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Speaker 1: and it happened so fast really, so you want me

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Speaker 1: to care? That can enable story? There's no people and they,

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Speaker 1: which is such a cop out, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: such a cop out. It's like, oh, they're the first people,

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Speaker 1: so like we don't know that much about them. It's like, no, bitch,

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Speaker 1: like you invented them. So like also, like that's so

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Speaker 1: interesting of a narrative, you know, if you really really

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Speaker 1: dug your teeth into it, you know, being the first people,

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Speaker 1: you have to ask yourself to so many questions like

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Speaker 1: oh my God, who came before us? Blah blah blah

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Speaker 1: blah blah. None of that. There's gonna be that that

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Speaker 1: existential fear that would you know, just swallow you if

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Speaker 1: you realize that the first human to ever exist, that's

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Speaker 1: not there? No, I know, I mean right exactly, Like

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Speaker 1: that would be such a fucking mine. Fuck, dude, if

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Speaker 1: you were just like dude, like no one came before me,

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Speaker 1: Like what should I you rib and you're made out

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Speaker 1: of dust? And right you're like this gay snake wants

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Speaker 1: me to eat fruit, Rutch, you want to be a

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Speaker 1: little more kid in King Arthur's court, like the moment

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Speaker 1: that he lands and is like, whoa what am I doing?

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Speaker 1: Which I have no references, I have no role models.

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01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,640
Speaker 1: I've never seen section in the city. I have no

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Speaker 1: impetus to move to a city, Like what is like,

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Speaker 1: what is going to inspire me? Am im? Like I'm

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Speaker 1: just in a field and now my brother slay with

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Speaker 1: me and I'm not supposed to eat animals with blood

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Speaker 1: yet they're full of blood. Yeah, it's lacking interiority. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so that's something maybe for the next book. God, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would like for doing this. I want to get

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Speaker 1: I want to get a Christian fatwa against us or

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Speaker 1: whatever it is. Let's go one finger so fucking crossed? Okay, cool? Well,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Ben. This was thank you. It

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Speaker 1: was joy even for the second time. Yeah, time anytime.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully this can move into Aaron. God doesn't kill producer

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Speaker 1: Meg can well see Yeah and if he does, mag

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Speaker 1: this will be your final project and your legacy and

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Speaker 1: you'll love it. Yeah. And that's really a quite a

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Speaker 1: note to go out on. Um. Thank you, Ben. Do

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Speaker 1: you feel better with your COVID? Feel good? You feel worse? UM?

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Speaker 1: See you at you you services. Because remember life as

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Speaker 1: a gift for which we are grateful, period and that

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Speaker 1: and that dot beyond teath and beyond the tea. I

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Speaker 1: am lighting my Unitarian challice for you and your health.

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Speaker 1: I know that you wanted to talk about several things

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, please mask up for this episode because

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Speaker 1: I'm currently waiting for my results, but we're not talking

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Speaker 1: about that today because this is the VP luncheon. That's fun. Um,

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Speaker 1: first up, because I just need to settle this. It's

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Speaker 1: given me anxiety. What am I getting for my my

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Speaker 1: we get it, Um, So you are gonna get your wife.

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Speaker 1: I already got her a small I mean this is

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Speaker 1: so her. I got her a small kind of stocking

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Speaker 1: She's like soy sauce. I also got one for my

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Speaker 1: mom in different so that's also weird. Need to obviously

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Speaker 1: something else because you can't get your mom and your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend the same, right, because that's sort of admitting the

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Speaker 1: fact that like you're married and your set a pull.

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Speaker 1: Yeah married your mother like, oh okay, no thought. So

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Speaker 1: you know they were what nine bucks each? So STOs

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