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Speaker 5: he was unstoppable.
Speaker 4: Tennessee let me down. There was Auburn, Alabama.
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Speaker 4: that game. It was like one seventy nine and a half.
Speaker 4: That game was incredible to watch. I watched. I was
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Speaker 4: minutes left, there had already been like seven league changes,
Speaker 4: and Bro, they tied. It was an easy under. Bro,
Speaker 4: they tie and go into overtime.
Speaker 5: That's brutal because Alabama, like the last twenty second. Alabama's
Speaker 5: everyone scoring offense in all of college football, right yeah,
Speaker 5: or college basketball.
Speaker 4: They are fast pace. I was doing a little bit
Speaker 4: of research, the number one pacing offense in all of
Speaker 4: college basketball, and those slows it down there are slow.
Speaker 4: They're like a slow a slow death mentalit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the bow and strict and mentality. That
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Speaker 4: That would have been an easy one. But they went
Speaker 4: in o t which again you love to see it,
Speaker 4: the little the little drip drop there at the end
Speaker 4: by number one there from Alabama, Mark Sears, Mark.
Speaker 5: Sears, obviously we had a bunch of SEC boys in
Speaker 5: the back. Is this the year SEC gets it done.
Speaker 1: It should be.
Speaker 5: But it's a tournament. Anything can happen, anything can happen,
Speaker 5: anything can happen in March.
Speaker 4: God, but fun week, follow the boys. I'm sure we'll
Speaker 4: get to get to put together some parlays. Well, even
Speaker 4: if we get we're obviously gonna be putting together some parlays.
Speaker 5: Yeah, parlays will happen, whether you like it or not.
Speaker 5: They're coming out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna do them.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get after them. And you know what, We're
Speaker 5: gonna flip the script this week. It's a whole new week.
Speaker 5: You wipe the slate clean, you put some stage on
Speaker 5: you, you burn it and have fun with it, and now
Speaker 5: you get after it. That's what you do.
Speaker 4: Big, big movement, a lot of movement in the NFL.
Speaker 4: Can we pull up shift these tweets. Let's pull up
Speaker 4: shift these tweets.
Speaker 5: So let's just break down the tweets.
Speaker 9: Yeah, restarting, computer restarting can.
Speaker 4: Do what we can. But I know Schefty goes line
Speaker 4: for line of who's been getting these uh, who's been
Speaker 4: getting who's been getting traded, who's been getting new contracts.
Speaker 4: There's been a few big ones man, Max Crosby, a
Speaker 4: shout out the boy, Max Crosby bros. Setting the market
Speaker 4: the highest highest non quarterback contract in NFL history for
Speaker 4: a total of.
Speaker 5: Four days, four days, maybe four days, three days, seventy
Speaker 5: two hours, we'll say seventy two hours plus. Yeah, and
Speaker 5: then all of a sudden, Miles Garrett comes in. That
Speaker 5: photo of him doing a press conference with the Johnny
Speaker 5: grays On resurfaces, and we understand exactly why he's getting
Speaker 5: all that money. Matt Bell cow I.
Speaker 4: Was gonna say, Miles Garrett, by the way, that's a
Speaker 4: that's a class ten dragon. Your boy watched to train
Speaker 4: your dragon, class last dragon.
Speaker 5: Dude, he is. It's impressive both of them getting the
Speaker 5: contracts they have, but it's also impressive the game of
Speaker 5: chess that players are playing now that Max Crosby, you
Speaker 5: hear he's upset about going with the Raiders. He wants
Speaker 5: to go to contender. He wants to play this game
Speaker 5: to win.
Speaker 4: Be great.
Speaker 5: What happens, hey, Max, howbout we just dow a massive
Speaker 5: back at you and make you the highest paid non
Speaker 5: quarterback of all time. Max Oblige just signs the line.
Speaker 5: Miles Garrett, there he wants out. Yeah. You go down
Speaker 5: to Radio Road during the Super Bowl, everyone say, hey,
Speaker 5: who wants Max Crosby. All the players are doing their
Speaker 5: best thing. You see George Kittle on there, He's talking
Speaker 5: about coming to the forty nine ers, and Hutchinson's going,
Speaker 5: I don't know how financially we can get that done,
Speaker 5: but if we can get that done, that'd be incredible
Speaker 5: to have me and him back and forth. Yeah, And
Speaker 5: you have all these teams basically whisper and clamor and
Speaker 5: saying Miles come to us. That makes the Cleveland Browns
Speaker 5: shit their pants and they say, hey, how about this
Speaker 5: sign on the doted line here? And it's five million
Speaker 5: dollars more than Max's.
Speaker 4: Apy Yeah, forty per year.
Speaker 5: It's insane, insane, four point five million more because I
Speaker 5: think Max is thirty five and a half and he
Speaker 5: got Usually when guys reset the market, it's that standard,
Speaker 5: like by a five hundred thousand. It's always by like
Speaker 5: sometimes by like I think Trent Williams became the highest
Speaker 5: paid five or six years ago when he went to
Speaker 5: the forty nine ers by like zero point oh one,
Speaker 5: so like ten thousand dollars more. But the way it
Speaker 5: usually resets is like people will jump by five hundred
Speaker 5: thousands and way, okay, I'm okay, I'm next time. Next.
Speaker 5: Max Crosby hits one thirty five to five or one
Speaker 5: whatever it was, beats him by five hundred thousand. Whoever
Speaker 5: for the second highest paid non quarterback was, and then
Speaker 5: Miles Garrett four and a half million. Like he was
Speaker 5: commanding something crazy right there. Yeah, now all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: the boy's happy. They're gonna win it all on Miles's eyes. Now,
Speaker 5: the Browns are going to the distance this year, aren't they.
Speaker 4: Miles was fired up too for I don't know, I
Speaker 4: forget what the guarantees were for Miles Garrett, but you
Speaker 4: look at Max it was like, you know, I'm butchering
Speaker 4: this a little bit, but I'll just say he signed
Speaker 4: one hundred million dollar extension and like ninety percent of
Speaker 4: it ninety million dollars guarantee.
Speaker 5: We're finally getting to the area that was a brain
Speaker 5: baby of Kirk Cousins, of guaranteed contracts, and you can
Speaker 5: kind of start to see it with Max's because the
Speaker 5: percentage wise it was always in that it'd be great
Speaker 5: if it was like a sixty percent guarantee or like
Speaker 5: a sixty five percent guarantee. Now you see these guys
Speaker 5: creeping up the board and getting those close to fully
Speaker 5: guaranteed contracts, which is awesome. I think Miles is a
Speaker 5: little less. He's got more guarantee than Max, but less
Speaker 5: for a percentage in his contract than Max's contract. So
Speaker 5: it's awesome to see. It's great to see guys get paid.
Speaker 5: But it brings us back to the conversation that JP
Speaker 5: was having a couple of weeks ago, how much is
Speaker 5: too much? It brings us back to how much is
Speaker 5: too much? JP?
Speaker 7: No, I love these contracts for these guys.
Speaker 6: Every single you guys right, and this is how you
Speaker 6: know Max deserves it.
Speaker 7: This morning, I'm scrolling on TikTok I have.
Speaker 6: There's a motivational video that comes up in my algorithm naturally,
Speaker 6: and it's Tim Grover's voice. It's Michael Jordan practicing. It's like,
Speaker 6: you know, it's all about the process, It's all about
Speaker 6: these things. It goes from Michael Jordan, it goes to
Speaker 6: a Kobe Bryant game winner, then it goes to Max
Speaker 6: running out of the tunnel, and it was.
Speaker 7: A Kobe Max and Michael Jordan edit. I was like,
Speaker 7: I really made it.
Speaker 6: Like if you get to be putting one of the
Speaker 6: Tim Grover edits right with MJ and Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 7: That's it was too good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's you've made it, all of us on the bus. Yeah,
Speaker 5: do you will in the laughing We'll get that.
Speaker 2: You get a Max tune into the vlog from Vegas.
Speaker 2: He's got a few words for JP.
Speaker 5: And yes he does. Max has a couple of Hey,
Speaker 5: it doesn't mean they forget that one hundred million dollar
Speaker 5: man still wants is coined from JP.
Speaker 2: They made a bet on the average and.
Speaker 4: JP.
Speaker 5: I will say that somebody on this bus did sell
Speaker 5: you out. I'm not gonna say who. Yeah, we're not
Speaker 5: gonna say who Jack. I mean, we're not gonna say
Speaker 5: or we're not gonna say who sold them out?
Speaker 4: Whatever, dude, we're seeing, we're currently we're currently shooting this
Speaker 4: Monday morning Twitter. We're catching mord right now from our
Speaker 4: from our guy in the back. Twitter is down on desktop. Uh,
Speaker 4: so we can go, so we can go through some
Speaker 4: more of these contracts, but also on Max. With Max
Speaker 4: and Miles, you gotta think to like, what's gonna happen
Speaker 4: with Michael Parsons, t J. Watt, and these guys who
Speaker 4: are kind of waiting in the wing. Yeah, back in
Speaker 4: the dark.
Speaker 5: I think if you are those guys, Trey Hendrickson, if
Speaker 5: you are well that he wants out of the Bengals.
Speaker 5: But if you're the Cowboys, if you're the Steelers, if
Speaker 5: you're the Lions, you're kicking yourself right now because you
Speaker 5: want to be first in the situations. You want to
Speaker 5: be the guys and be like, all right, we'll pay you,
Speaker 5: We'll make you the highest paid riding now, knowing good
Speaker 5: and well that market's going to be reset three more times,
Speaker 5: especially with this free agency market of having like that
Speaker 5: high of caliber rushers that are maybe you want to
Speaker 5: maybe be up for a contract. They're acting like they're
Speaker 5: upset when they might not really be upset. Like all
Speaker 5: these games of chess being played. The Steelers the Cowboys,
Speaker 5: and would have been the Bengals if if Hendrickson would
Speaker 5: have stayed.
Speaker 4: But we were mentioning the Steelers too, like signing our
Speaker 4: trading for DK, me DK and him a contract that
Speaker 4: is big time and you loved what do you have?
Speaker 9: Khalil Mack reach agreement today on one year, fully guaranteed
Speaker 9: eighteen million.
Speaker 4: Oh you saw John r John Jim Harble, he was
Speaker 4: on the mcavie show not too long ago telling the GM.
Speaker 4: I think he was sitting the next him like bay
Speaker 4: Khalil Mack Bayham Bayam. The boy gets paid. But DK
Speaker 4: Metcalf I love seeing the Steelers just go on offense too,
Speaker 4: because they've always been the highest paid defense and they've
Speaker 4: never had any weapons on offense. DK Metcalf number fourteen,
Speaker 4: George Pickts, number fourteen. Cannot wait to see them on
Speaker 4: the team.
Speaker 5: Yeah, both of them.
Speaker 4: Fourteen.
Speaker 5: Who's gonna get that number? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Because they believe they're gonna fight for it.
Speaker 5: Fun ye a rough and rowdy or something.
Speaker 4: So funny meme where it was like from Step Brothers
Speaker 4: where you have Will Ferrell and John c Riley when
Speaker 4: they're standing in the front yard just facing each other.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be like when their first meeting, when DK
Speaker 4: is gonna ask him about number fourteen.
Speaker 5: I know what's gonna happen. I feel like the go
Speaker 5: to move for DKs just to go to one. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I feel like that's what all receivers goes on.
Speaker 4: I think George.
Speaker 7: I don't. I don't see George giving it up.
Speaker 5: I don't see George George anything.
Speaker 2: I feel like DK, like it's the potential for a rebrand,
Speaker 2: so like you get go to a new place, new number,
Speaker 2: new U, new idea point.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Kobe Bryant.
Speaker 2: We all would love to see just already some locker
Speaker 2: and beefs just starts doing.
Speaker 5: I mean both those guys are known for their extracurriculars,
Speaker 5: like on the field during in a little bit after
Speaker 5: plays like could you imagine Week two, they're both just
Speaker 5: pissed off about something and then there's a draw play
Speaker 5: up the middle and they they're both just fighting on
Speaker 5: both sides of the fieldside the field, just beating get.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be cooking corners, like getting in fights and
Speaker 2: ship they could.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think DK is gonna elevate pickings game like
Speaker 4: you won't see you know it is what it is.
Speaker 4: He's he's quit on some routes in the middle of
Speaker 4: place before you have somebody like DK there. I do
Speaker 4: think they're gonna feed off of each other. It's just
Speaker 4: all about who they're gonna get under center. So Russell
Speaker 4: Wilson justin fields there's also whispers now again this is
Speaker 4: this is Monday. Donald Free Agency basically opens up. I've
Speaker 4: seen Donald. I've also seen Aaron Rodgers. Apparently the Steelers
Speaker 4: are having a conversation with Aaron Rodgers, like where's Aaron
Speaker 4: Rodgers gonna go? People has been heavy on the New
Speaker 4: York Giants, but I've been seeing the rumors and whispers
Speaker 4: of the Steelers. The Vikings. Obviously, I think we might
Speaker 4: have manufactured the t to see one. I don't know
Speaker 4: if I've ever seen if I've seen that one.
Speaker 5: For a reason, the only thing that would ever come
Speaker 5: up about Aaron Rodgers and Tennessee was he owns land
Speaker 5: out here. I think that was what the mainstream media
Speaker 5: would would comment on when it rolled in a Nashville
Speaker 5: with a little quick comment and then they kind of
Speaker 5: quickly jump out of there. Steelers would be a great
Speaker 5: place for him to go, too. Yeah, Vikings would be
Speaker 5: outstanding for him. I think. No, I don't love the
Speaker 5: Vikings pick because you kind of have the opportunity to
Speaker 5: get the deal done with Sam Darnold, but you also
Speaker 5: have JJ sitting.
Speaker 4: There, but they're letting Sam go. Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 5: Well, they're letting him test the market. We'll see how
Speaker 5: much he gets. Maybe they have an offer on board
Speaker 5: or something like that. Like you kind of Sam had
Speaker 5: so much success with the Vikings. He could sit there
Speaker 5: and get a forty million dollar deal from somewhere forty
Speaker 5: million dollars from the Vikings. They might match, So I
Speaker 5: feel like he would kind of lean towards going there,
Speaker 5: knowing that he fits in that system so well and
Speaker 5: does really well. I loved the idea of Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 5: at the Raiders before they end up getting.
Speaker 4: Geno Smith Gino Smith.
Speaker 5: But there was all that back and forth about Tom
Speaker 5: Brady and Aaron Rodgers. They don't like each other, but
Speaker 5: you kind of move those things aside for business. Actually,
Speaker 5: allegedly the conversation revolving around the Raiders was, Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 5: and Tom Brady do not like each other. There's like
Speaker 5: some sort of beef. Whether it's a competitive standpoint or
Speaker 5: a personality standpoint. They don't like each other. So it
Speaker 5: might not work. But the best fit for Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 5: and the best fit for the Raiders would be each other.
Speaker 5: The personalities go well together. You get a guy like
Speaker 5: Pete Carroll who has got that Tomlin kind of figure
Speaker 5: where he can kind of sit with any kind of
Speaker 5: personality and bring out the best in them. So it
Speaker 5: was an interesting thought process for a little bit. Obviously
Speaker 5: that's gone now, but now I would love to see
Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers with the Steelers.
Speaker 2: But how ee would it be if Aaron Rodgers went
Speaker 2: to Minnesota and Fallow just step for step that far?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is true.
Speaker 2: Also, speaking about the Titans, I don't know if y'all
Speaker 2: saw a Bucks tweet this morning.
Speaker 4: I'm Buck, Oh, buddy, you see all these movies, mate, Well,
Speaker 4: every name we've mentioned.
Speaker 2: But he's had two names I've heard around Titan's interests,
Speaker 2: Zach Wilson and Mac Jones. I swear to God, no bullshit. Actually,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna do this again hypothetically. I'm gonna kill
Speaker 2: myself if we get.
Speaker 5: These I love. I swear to God, no bullshit.
Speaker 4: I saw the results.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna kill myself.
Speaker 4: I saw Bucks tweet and I just started laughing because
Speaker 4: you see all these names that have been coming through
Speaker 4: Shifty and all the moves, these big dog moves are
Speaker 4: getting made with all these teams, and then just the Titans.
Speaker 4: They're talking.
Speaker 5: This is This is the issue with the Titans. This
Speaker 5: is the issue every year. Every year that I was
Speaker 5: with the Titans, it was always first day of free
Speaker 5: agency would go by, and you look at your phone.
Speaker 5: You'd be excited about what keystone players are you gonna
Speaker 5: get on your team, and it would be quiet as hell.
Speaker 5: Day two. Maybe at the end of day tay two.
Speaker 4: You would get a guy.
Speaker 5: It would usually be an offensive lineman, our defensive live
Speaker 5: but nothing that would make you.
Speaker 4: Feel like a tear two.
Speaker 5: You can go like we had one year. We got
Speaker 5: Julio Jones and that was exciting. I think that was
Speaker 5: day two of the free agency. And then day three
Speaker 5: finally hits and you get a couple of guys jumping
Speaker 5: in with the one year eight million, the two year
Speaker 5: sixteen kind of thing going on, and you'd be like,
Speaker 5: all right, I guess we're gonna we're gonna do it again.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do with grit and spit. Last year, the
Speaker 5: Titans go into free agency and they make splash moves.
Speaker 5: They get us all drinking the kool aid a little bit.
Speaker 5: I go on the radio decision we go twelve and
Speaker 5: oh or sorry seventeen to oh we can get this
Speaker 5: whole thing going. The whole city of Nashville is feeling
Speaker 5: fired up looking at the Vegas all the sports book,
Speaker 5: probably most likely the FanDuel sportsbook, seeing four and a
Speaker 5: half wins, going, this is a bucket. This is as
Speaker 5: easy as it comes right here. How do I empty
Speaker 5: the mortgage out on this one? And what do they do?
Speaker 5: They get the under on that one. So, if I'm
Speaker 5: the Titians, I'm probably a little more nervous about spending
Speaker 5: some money in fregency now too.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now, Amy Adams and Callahan, since
Speaker 2: I know you're listening to this, because they're obviously avid watchers,
Speaker 2: they do watch. If you guys take Zach Wilson or
Speaker 2: Mac Jones, that would be the fastest way to lose momentum.
Speaker 2: Ain't already a dying franchise, right, Don't say dying.
Speaker 4: You said dying. They're building.
Speaker 5: Speak rough.
Speaker 2: Jones or Zach Wilson in free agency, consider us dead.
Speaker 5: Let me say this Jack.
Speaker 4: Now they're saying, they're saying these guys could be competent
Speaker 4: backups because it's there are I don't even want him
Speaker 4: in the bill. Cam Ward want Ward.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's been on the camore.
Speaker 4: Yeah, people are saying that's where they're going with their
Speaker 4: first pig.
Speaker 2: Let's say that that would bring us so back super
Speaker 2: Bowl bound twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5: Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor. All right, we
Speaker 5: need these rocky waters right now, he's being no, he's no,
Speaker 5: we're not, dude, We're not. We're being forged in fire.
Speaker 5: We're being forged right now's going through the ring. He knows,
Speaker 5: he knows that how the NFL is, and it's not
Speaker 5: for long. And if it goes away it went last year,
Speaker 5: he'll probably be out. He gets that. Amy, she's been
Speaker 5: catching bullets left, right and center about how the whole
Speaker 5: the team's going downhill? How are you making the stadium now?
Speaker 5: If you can't fill up the stadium we have like
Speaker 5: this is really not for the Titans, it's for everything else.
Speaker 5: So we they understand. Let's give him some grace and
Speaker 5: let's see if we can turn the ship around this year.
Speaker 4: What are you thinking that five way season would be successful?
Speaker 5: Seventeen games.
Speaker 4: Last year?
Speaker 5: How many wins the line seven and a half.
Speaker 2: I think their line is statistically have the worst spread
Speaker 2: against teams in the Super Bowl era.
Speaker 4: So three wins, so you're looking for them just to
Speaker 4: get like four.
Speaker 5: I would always as a Titans fan.
Speaker 2: You aren't a Titans fan. You literally said it Yesterday's.
Speaker 4: Line of thinking of seeing the whole picture, like if
Speaker 4: you just get a little bit better each year, that's
Speaker 4: what he's looking here.
Speaker 5: But I think if you the little bit better each
Speaker 5: year based on the mentality, can I get it? Is
Speaker 5: this my show? I don't know what's going on here,
Speaker 5: so mentality, I literally I love it. I love it.
Speaker 5: You can speak, but I just do want to finish
Speaker 5: the thought. If you look at where the Titans are
Speaker 5: at from a mental standpoint, the owners, the vibe of
Speaker 5: the city, everything, if you get four or five wins
Speaker 5: and your callahan, you're probably gone. That being said, four
Speaker 5: five wins is better. You do want to see some
Speaker 5: sort of step forward. And the good news is for
Speaker 5: Titans fans, we don't got to do a whole lot
Speaker 5: to get better. We don't got to do a whole
Speaker 5: lot to get better. What's up Jack?
Speaker 2: If you think that if we get four or five
Speaker 2: year and that's yeah, it's improved. Technically, it's improved.
Speaker 5: Technically, it's improvement.
Speaker 2: Technically, we're still hypothetically killing ourselves if we go four
Speaker 2: and whatever. But imagine if we have Zach Wilson and
Speaker 2: Will Levis in the QB room in a week.
Speaker 5: Imagine, Yeah, no one's mom's safe and no man is safe.
Speaker 5: I get it, I understand, I love free. I think
Speaker 5: I don't like if Zach Wilson or Mac Jones come
Speaker 5: to the Titans. You're not gonna see a world where
Speaker 5: one of those guys and Will Levis or in the
Speaker 5: building come the fall. If you bring one of those guys,
Speaker 5: it's a we know these guys aren't going to stand
Speaker 5: up a franchise. We know these guys aren't gonna be
Speaker 5: able to give us a thousand wins, but they can
Speaker 5: be serviceable while we draft a quarterback one overall. If
Speaker 5: you go with a Mac Jones, if you go with
Speaker 5: a Zach Wilson, you're basically saying or taking back with
Speaker 5: the number one overall, pick yeah, And we need a
Speaker 5: safety blanket in case this kid isn't who we have.
Speaker 5: We need somebody with some experience. And right now, what
Speaker 5: the market says is this is the best experience we
Speaker 5: have for the situation we're in.
Speaker 4: This is not a.
Speaker 5: We're planting our flag in the ground of a Zach
Speaker 5: Wilson and Mac Jones because if they came out and
Speaker 5: Callahan goes, these are our guys. You have the floor jacket,
Speaker 5: your your comments. Besides killing yourself, I'm also this is
Speaker 5: a process, Jack, I do.
Speaker 4: I think what Taylor is saying is right. Like, if
Speaker 4: you're going with Mac Jones or Zach Wilson, that means
Speaker 4: you're all eyes on going.
Speaker 5: One overall with quarterbacks one overall.
Speaker 4: I think it's gotta be cam Warder.
Speaker 2: I love cam Warton.
Speaker 5: If the new the new GM is sitting there saying, Okay,
Speaker 5: we know who our guy is in this draft, and
Speaker 5: we have to pick of the litter right because we
Speaker 5: have the first overall pick, they need to not be
Speaker 5: focused on I don't love that photo so much. Make
Speaker 5: sure that makes it in the episode. Uh. I'm not
Speaker 5: focused on a backup quarterback right now. I'm focused on
Speaker 5: a right tackle. I'm focused on Morgan Moses, who is
Speaker 5: There's a rumor that came out yesterday about him. You
Speaker 5: bring a guy like Morgan Moses redskin. I think he's
Speaker 5: at the Jets this past year. Correct Good Player twenty
Speaker 5: fourteen drafts, so you know it was a fantastic draft.
Speaker 4: Bill Kellayen coached him. Yeah, Bill Callahan's coach drafted.
Speaker 5: He's been through the fire of Keith Carter, so he
Speaker 5: knows how to take bad coaching. He can come in
Speaker 5: and have a great coach at Nashville, Tennessee and keep fighting.
Speaker 5: You get that right tackle that if you can protect
Speaker 5: the quarterback, doesn't matter if quarterbacks good or not, you're
Speaker 5: in a better opportunity to get it out to your playmakers.
Speaker 5: That's what we need. We need a right tackle right now.
Speaker 5: You're cooking now, thank you.
Speaker 4: If you're making Jack feel better about that. Buck Rising
Speaker 4: tweet this morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, but I just saw it.
Speaker 4: I just laughed because all these names coming across that Monday.
Speaker 5: If you're you see, we see you see we get
Speaker 5: our new deal, and all of a sudden, Buck Rising
Speaker 5: has a mustache. He's just trying to be like us.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 5: Buck is really doing his best.
Speaker 10: If you're planning on drafting the number one, like drafting
Speaker 10: a quarterback number one overall, wouldn't you want to bring
Speaker 10: in like a better backup to learn from, not Mac
Speaker 10: Jones or Zach Wilson. Bring in like an older guy
Speaker 10: and let let cam Ward learned from him rather than
Speaker 10: two That.
Speaker 5: Was my so yeah, actually let Jack leject to it
Speaker 5: because I had a nice little take. It is my take,
Speaker 5: but I wanted you to compliment my take. I'll I'll
Speaker 5: still do the take. I'll still say the take right now.
Speaker 5: You bring in Marcus Mariota. You bring in Marcus Mariota.
Speaker 5: He's a true professional. He's been here, He's a hero
Speaker 5: to Nashville, Tennessee. He's a serviceable backup. You saw what
Speaker 5: happened when he went in for Jaden Daniels last year.
Speaker 5: He can light up a football field periodically, and who knows.
Speaker 5: I still think he can be a guy. I still
Speaker 5: think he'd be a guy. That might be my bias.
Speaker 5: I love Marcus Mariota. You bring him back, You give
Speaker 5: him me eight. You say, Will Levis, we love you
Speaker 5: to death, thank you for everything. We'll see you later.
Speaker 5: You take cam Moore, Shuder, Sanders, whoever you believe your
Speaker 5: quarterback of choices at number one overall pick you have
Speaker 5: maybe the best business guy business quarterback. The best way
Speaker 5: to approach the game in the locker room with you
Speaker 5: with a young cat to develop cam Wod's got a
Speaker 5: lot of talent. Everything everyone is saying is that is
Speaker 5: the guy now that is going to be the first
Speaker 5: quarterback taking off the board with to be the first pick,
Speaker 5: third pick of fifth pick. You get a guy that
Speaker 5: Marcusburry other the building and you put him next to him.
Speaker 5: You put yourself in a position to be successful. Now,
Speaker 5: if I'm Callahan, I'm not taking I'm not taking a
Speaker 5: quarterback one overall, I would not do that. I think
Speaker 5: if I'm worried about my job.
Speaker 7: Security, you're taking a right tackle at first.
Speaker 5: No, I would tell I honestly, I would have tried.
Speaker 5: I would have tried harder for this Sam Donald, this
Speaker 5: Aaron Rodger thing gotten a quarterback, the Gino Smith I
Speaker 5: knew if he was on the board, the Matthew Stafford
Speaker 5: when I thought he was.
Speaker 4: On the board.
Speaker 5: I would have gone for those guys, knowing that I
Speaker 5: have a quarterback that you can come in and has
Speaker 5: had success in the NFL with some weapons and been like, hey,
Speaker 5: this is my best opportunity to stick around here a
Speaker 5: little bit longer. Then you take an obdual carter or
Speaker 5: if you're thinking a couple of years from now we're
Speaker 5: going to have a nice new stadium. We need to
Speaker 5: sell some some jerseys. Maybe trade back three four picks,
Speaker 5: take Travis Hunter as well. For a pr standpoint, That's
Speaker 5: what I would have done.
Speaker 4: But I would love the Abdul Carter, a dual Carter,
Speaker 4: especially with Harold now going off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that makes a whole lot of sense.
Speaker 4: Now, Minion, Harold lanes your bad.
Speaker 5: I saw you look into me, and you know, Harold's
Speaker 5: still because he's not gonna have to practice. He's gonna
Speaker 5: he's gonna have his he's gonna.
Speaker 4: Be like he's gonna in the training room.
Speaker 5: He's gonna have that little click thing on his grind.
Speaker 5: He's gonna sit there, go not today, He's gonna go
Speaker 5: out and walk through and he's gonna go up. He's
Speaker 5: gonna show up. He's gonna get close to double digit
Speaker 5: sacks every single year. Shadow.
Speaker 4: Harold's trying to be the Ferrari that just comes out
Speaker 4: on something.
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly. Yeah, Oh it's sunny out today, get the
Speaker 5: nice car.
Speaker 4: Out, not to take away. He is a grinder. He
Speaker 4: is a grinder, Harold. He is trying to get that
Speaker 4: car out on Sunday.
Speaker 5: Harold works hard. But Harold has a great combination of
Speaker 5: working smart and yeah, yeah he's gonna come in got
Speaker 5: he's got a good physique. Yeah he's in, he's in shape.
Speaker 5: He plays extremely hard. But August twenty first, he's not
Speaker 5: gonna want to practice that.
Speaker 4: He's trying to always peak at the right thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, It's all about finding that peak, that weekly peak.
Speaker 5: And Mike Rabel understands. Mike Rabel fully understands that.
Speaker 4: I'm happy for him because he's back out in the
Speaker 4: Northeast to where you know, he went to b c
Speaker 4: went to college, went.
Speaker 5: To Boston College's got that whole thing done. Do you
Speaker 5: want to do a read real quick?
Speaker 4: Sure, let's get it.
Speaker 5: I know you just did the last one. But this
Speaker 5: was supposed to be verbay them, so I want to
Speaker 5: make sure that we can get this right.
Speaker 4: You can jump in anytime you need.
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Speaker 4: Davante Adams to the Rams, I would any time.
Speaker 5: Not Tavante Adams, I'm sorry. I'm thinking about your boy
Speaker 5: in uh in Uh, Florida, in Tampa, Lavonte David getting
Speaker 5: a stitch and I saw that. I smiled, thinking, I
Speaker 5: know you're somewhere smiling. Yeah, because that is your guy.
Speaker 4: Boogie yeah, boogie bro. He'll be his his entire career,
Speaker 4: like he's going to be a Ring of Honor cat there.
Speaker 4: There'll be arguments with him in the Hall of Fame
Speaker 4: for the rest of time.
Speaker 5: Is he yea? Is he like the most underrated player
Speaker 5: to ever play the game?
Speaker 4: I mean gotta be now. The short list isn't off
Speaker 4: the top of my head, like isn't sitting there in
Speaker 4: front of me, but Levante is. It is on that
Speaker 4: short list of most underrated players of all time because
Speaker 4: I think I believe he only has one Pro Bowl,
Speaker 4: which is gleed he only has one Pro Bowl and
Speaker 4: it might have been an alternate.
Speaker 5: We've had this conversation with Clay Matthews before. Though. They
Speaker 5: run the four to three at the Pro Bowl, right,
Speaker 5: which kills the middle linebackers.
Speaker 4: Right kills When you're an off the ball outside linebacker,
Speaker 4: you're getting in the same class as the pass rushing
Speaker 4: outside linebackers. When sacks are more, sacks are going to
Speaker 4: be sacks are going to be king. Yeah, because Levante's
Speaker 4: stats again. You put it up next to Bobby Wagoner,
Speaker 4: Luke Keakley all their years. Like he stacks up better
Speaker 4: in some categories than those.
Speaker 5: Slippery motherfucker too East of West guy, not going to
Speaker 5: run through your face at all, but hos a way
Speaker 5: of making sure you know what you have magnets. They're
Speaker 5: both like you take both the positive side of both
Speaker 5: the afside. They're just like always like you can't get
Speaker 5: him to touch that's him trying to block Yeah, you're
Speaker 5: trying to block him.
Speaker 4: He is slippery. He is a make all the plays du.
Speaker 5: Josh Allen as well. Last night, Josh Allen is to
Speaker 5: sea Le's give him a round of aplo huge.
Speaker 4: Extension that six years, three hundred and thirty million dollars, two.
Speaker 5: Hundred and fifty million dollars guaranteed. That's a quarter of
Speaker 5: a billion dollars, is a Josh, you could fuck around,
Speaker 5: do nothing. You're still going to get a quarter of
Speaker 5: a billion dollars no matter what. Brother, And you know what.
Speaker 4: He's probably doing even when he signed that contract. He's
Speaker 4: probably on the golf course right now with his boys
Speaker 4: that he grew up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, probably yeah, Okay, fiance, all right, what's still his fiance.
Speaker 5: He can't just say his hot ass fiance Jack. She
Speaker 5: is an incredible compliment. Yeah she's a beautiful woman. But
Speaker 5: we sit there and we say, hey, she's a woman.
Speaker 2: On the golf course with his boys. I can't be
Speaker 2: like and his hot wife.
Speaker 1: That guy's easy.
Speaker 5: He does have a history, man of called.
Speaker 4: You know, he's just hammer on the golf course right now?
Speaker 4: Ye and it smoked you of a wife.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, be class respectful about it. What I love
Speaker 5: about Josh too is I saw a bust and post
Speaker 5: a photo of Josh Allen on the bus, and I
Speaker 5: just thought about that conversation and him talking about how
Speaker 5: he doesn't really do anything in the off season. They're
Speaker 5: just enjoy life and kind of eat whatever. And and
Speaker 5: the fact that a gentlemen can enjoy life and eat
Speaker 5: whatever and then go to a play football for six
Speaker 5: months out of the year, come back and say I'm
Speaker 5: gonna keep enjoying life and doing nothing, but I'm also
Speaker 5: gonna sign this deal for three hundred and thirty million dollars.
Speaker 4: And he's the quarterback he is.
Speaker 5: Josh Allen might be an American hero. The the ability
Speaker 5: to do that and enjoy life, like if you are
Speaker 5: me and Will, you did. We didn't enjoy life. We
Speaker 5: like we picked pockets of time to go and say,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have a good time. I'm gonna go to Compo,
Speaker 5: Sam Lucas, I'm gonna go back to Bontaana, Missouri, and
Speaker 5: see my family. We're gonna go and do these couple
Speaker 5: of things. But then we get back right into the
Speaker 5: fucking grind. That's what happens. That is not Hello, that
Speaker 5: is not h We did not have that possessed the
Speaker 5: ability to have the talent, get that contract and everything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean we're we're kind of on a little
Speaker 4: different levels, but no doubt guys like me and Will, no,
Speaker 4: I was paranoid all year.
Speaker 5: Long, all year long. Yeah, we're paranoid for different reasons,
Speaker 5: but I was always the one of the paranoid survived
Speaker 5: kind of mentality. We got, Oh, should have a bow
Speaker 5: time out real quick? What is this? Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait on the bowt timeout? Yeah, Josh.
Speaker 7: Also, I wonder.
Speaker 6: If he was making less than Hayley Steinfeld before the contract.
Speaker 6: Now I feel like she might have elevated his game.
Speaker 6: He needs to be the bread winner. She's obviously very successful.
Speaker 6: She might have another Oscar worthy performance coming up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you never know, you never know. A big win
Speaker 4: for the Bills and we barely touched on it. But
Speaker 4: Davante Adams still Rams is such an underrated move.
Speaker 5: What makes you say it's an underrated move for dollars.
Speaker 4: Because they got rid of Cooper Cup so you're kind
Speaker 4: of thinking, how are they going to fill that boy?
Speaker 4: But Davante Adams is still a freak, Like he's still
Speaker 4: somebody you can lean on in the game as the playmaker.
Speaker 4: And you also have Pooka Nukua who is Tyler Higbee. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you got all these offensive weapons, but uh, Davante Adams
Speaker 4: getting play with the quarterback like Matt Stafford. Now, he
Speaker 4: did get to play with Aaron Rodgers and they thought
Speaker 4: they were gonna win the Super Bowl when he signed
Speaker 4: to the Jets.
Speaker 5: Right scene of him on Pat mckecke, he walked through
Speaker 5: the screen and they thought the whole world was about
Speaker 5: to burn right there, right here.
Speaker 4: But that's in a situation where Aaron rode the organization.
Speaker 4: Nobody like the Rams are on the same page culturally,
Speaker 4: staff hered in McVeigh. You're getting to go play in
Speaker 4: a scheme like that to where it's high level, level two,
Speaker 4: level three thinking throughout your play calling throughout the game,
Speaker 4: which I feel like DeVante Adams moules well with that
Speaker 4: because you see clips of DeVante talking about the art
Speaker 4: of the route, talking about how him and Aaron are
Speaker 4: on the same page. From just a mental standpoint on,
Speaker 4: he'll change her out in the middle of a play
Speaker 4: or if they audible or something pre snap. That He's
Speaker 4: going in a system to where all they do is
Speaker 4: talk about that second third level of playing football. And
Speaker 4: so I think it's going to be a huge move.
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't. I don't disagree with that at all. It's
Speaker 5: very It's very interesting how the narratives work in the NFL,
Speaker 5: because I'm not taking anything away from DeVante Adams and
Speaker 5: the talent he has. You talk to different receivers throughout
Speaker 5: the league and they say, yeah, devont DeVante Adams still
Speaker 5: a top five wide receiver, He's still a dog, still
Speaker 5: a dog. You usually don't see that when a guy
Speaker 5: for the last two three years hasn't had the numbers
Speaker 5: you'd wanted to have. A lot of times guys will
Speaker 5: drop off in numbers and whether it's a quarterback play
Speaker 5: or the play calling or whatever that has doesn't have
Speaker 5: anything to do with them. The narrative around that individual
Speaker 5: player kind of goes away and be like, hey, he
Speaker 5: was great, but you know he's kind of lost a
Speaker 5: step here and there. That has not happened to DeVante Adams.
Speaker 5: He is still talked about and wily regarded as one
Speaker 5: of the top wide receivers in the NFL. So I
Speaker 5: when I saw that contract, my brain went to, you, man,
Speaker 5: he hasn't really done nothing in a couple of years.
Speaker 5: But then you start to break it down about the
Speaker 5: art of the art of the route, him sitting on
Speaker 5: Club Shashay talking about that the show Receiver on Netflix,
Speaker 5: the passion and drive he has towards the game, and
Speaker 5: you see how he's caught in the shorts thing a
Speaker 5: couple of times when he's at the Raiders. He didn't
Speaker 5: have a quarterback consistently. There was some real big turmoil
Speaker 5: going on with the Jets last year and Aaron Rodgers.
Speaker 5: So you're right all the things you said about the
Speaker 5: Rams is a great fit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yet they're going to Pooka wears number seventeen.
Speaker 11: You think he gives that to DeVante Adams or does
Speaker 11: DeVante Adams rebrand like DK potentially.
Speaker 5: Will great great comment, great question.
Speaker 4: I think he tries to gain what I think what's
Speaker 4: the number? I think Davante gets seventeen?
Speaker 7: Yeah, what's the number?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know. I do think somebody
Speaker 4: like Pooka, just his spirit. It's small sample size of
Speaker 4: being around Pooka. Seems like the guy that would be
Speaker 4: like doesn't care about the number. Yeah, he cares about
Speaker 4: the passion of the game. Yeah, so Davante might get himself.
Speaker 4: But if I'm Pooka Pooka, if you can see this clip,
Speaker 4: and I know you actually do watch the show, Command
Speaker 4: the Bag, Command the Bag.
Speaker 5: What was this year, year twelve for Davonte Adams. He's
Speaker 5: been paid multiple massive figured contracts. He's got a two year,
Speaker 5: forty six million dollars.
Speaker 4: A little bad coming in now, give him a little something, Yeah,
Speaker 4: give a little something with them A hundred Yeah, you
Speaker 4: gotta that's a that's an unk move right there.
Speaker 7: If you have him off a little bit, you.
Speaker 5: Got to break him off a little bit. Taylor and
Speaker 5: I had the conversation when there was like some rumblings
Speaker 5: if I was still gonna go play or not before
Speaker 5: I found out if I could or not, And I
Speaker 5: was like, what about seventy seven? And I told her,
Speaker 5: I was like, I'll give my entire contract to way
Speaker 5: to wear seventy seven still swars zero, No, I will.
Speaker 5: I was wearing seventy seven. That was like one of
Speaker 5: my half tooths half toos. Obviously never worked out that way.
Speaker 9: So I really get excited about NFL teams. Like preseason wise,
Speaker 9: I got more dialed into the college football stuff. But
Speaker 9: with the Rams, I am getting a really strong sense of.
Speaker 5: A one last ride kind of season. I don't know,
Speaker 5: just going.
Speaker 4: All yeah, bringing staff back.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just have a feeling that you.
Speaker 4: Got the young defense to build around to eat another
Speaker 4: year in the system. What would you so if you
Speaker 4: went to another team and somebody has seventy seven who
Speaker 4: was a Pro Bowl caliber player, but he was young,
Speaker 4: he was young, he was in like year three. Yeah,
Speaker 4: has he made a Pro Bowl? Yeah, he's made a
Speaker 4: Pro Bowl.
Speaker 5: I don't think he'd walk away from it.
Speaker 4: But I'd offer what would you pay if he said
Speaker 4: I'll give you seventy seven for a million dollars? Would
Speaker 4: you do it?
Speaker 5: I would go home and talk to Taylan about it.
Speaker 4: What if she said, yeah, do what you want to do, then.
Speaker 5: I would go and I'd be the art of the deal,
Speaker 5: what art of the deal him? I would do something.
Speaker 5: I would try to figure it out. But I would
Speaker 5: you pay a million dollars? Probably not a million? Probably
Speaker 5: not a million. And I know I wanted to say
Speaker 5: yes for the sake of the show, say for the clicks,
Speaker 5: but in all reality I probably would have given five
Speaker 5: hundred thousand dollars for seventy so at that point time,
Speaker 5: with that mind frame, with that mindset, at that point
Speaker 5: in time, yeah, probably. Well, yeah, I think Puka, Puka,
Speaker 5: I had different mindsets. I think, Puka, I think, I
Speaker 5: think I think differently.
Speaker 2: If seventy seven's off the table, what number are you taking?
Speaker 5: Sixty nine? I would take sixty nine or goes hard?
Speaker 5: You kidding, David? Uh sixty nine? And I think there's
Speaker 5: a lot there's a lot of branding in sixty nine too.
Speaker 5: I think this Dave did a great job with it,
Speaker 5: but sixty nine goes hard.
Speaker 4: Dude b Trojan sponsored him so that the opportunity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some off there at sixty nine. I do
Speaker 5: think sixty nine is an okay number. I think it's okay.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to be nice. I think for attacking you guys,
Speaker 5: stay in the seventies.
Speaker 4: I think so to seventies.
Speaker 5: I think seventies or matching numbers are like fifty five.
Speaker 4: Single digit number seven crazy bets would be so funny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be sick.
Speaker 4: Do you see a body like the Trent Williams body
Speaker 4: just wearing number seven?
Speaker 5: That would be sweet or X? Yeah? I think yeah.
Speaker 5: I would have been a high six figures guy to
Speaker 5: keep seventy seven. I was just so part of the identity,
Speaker 5: so a part of the identity.
Speaker 4: I feel like if you started sixty nine and established
Speaker 4: sixty nine, then I see sixty nine. But going from
Speaker 4: a seventy something number two sixty nine, I feel like
Speaker 4: it's like a downgrade.
Speaker 5: Fifty five. I think fifty five is a solid number.
Speaker 5: I think the best numbers are fifty five, No, fifty
Speaker 5: five to seventy one, seventy seven. I think I think
Speaker 5: the best three numbers for a left tackle. I think
Speaker 5: seventy one goes hard, but that's also Trent Williams. Seventy
Speaker 5: three is still decent too. I like seventy three, but
Speaker 5: something about double double sticks. Man, Yeah, double sticks just
Speaker 5: looks different than anything else. I love the single day.
Speaker 5: I don't know how you guys feel, but I love
Speaker 5: the single digit look for on Big Boys. I think
Speaker 5: d line single Yeah, absolutely, what else to be? Hey?
Speaker 4: How was Vegas? How was Zuckerberg? Zuck was all how
Speaker 4: was Zuck? I saw you met Zuck and it was.
Speaker 5: I mean Jack Jack hit me with the Hey you guy,
Speaker 5: introduce your I'm like, oh yeah, we've got to get
Speaker 5: that done. So between I think the Gaeche and Perira
Speaker 5: fight is when for whatever reason, there was like a
Speaker 5: much bigger calm. There's a lot of moving parts between
Speaker 5: those fights, so it's all about picking your turn. Dana
Speaker 5: was up, he was walking around, and Zuck was kind
Speaker 5: of by himself with his wife. So we went over.
Speaker 5: We got the photo with mel Gibson and Taylor Sheridan
Speaker 5: and all them, and then I turned around and He's
Speaker 5: just sitting there all alone, all right, and no one
Speaker 5: to protect him in that situation. So I walked up.
Speaker 5: Mister Zuckberg wanted induced myself. My name is terol lawomblah
Speaker 5: blah blah. He he says, whatever and then I get
Speaker 5: into the low Hanging fruit. Saw you on Joe Rogan,
Speaker 5: saw you to your g A c L. How's how's
Speaker 5: the recovery? Ben, I've had a couple of myself. I
Speaker 5: had one that I had a revision done. So we
Speaker 5: go through the whole ACL thing. But his eyes lit
Speaker 5: up like he really wanted to talk about his injury.
Speaker 5: He was doing the motion of like how he was
Speaker 5: kicking when he when he tore the a CL And
Speaker 5: then right as we were about to I felt like
Speaker 5: a lull coming or maybe a transition of conversation. Hey man,
Speaker 5: just want to introduce myself. Great to meet you. Then
Speaker 5: started to go away, pulls me back in with what'd
Speaker 5: you do? And I was like, okay, you want to
Speaker 5: know what I did?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: I will say this. Mark Zuckerberg is the first person
Speaker 5: of status I had him with. I played ten years
Speaker 5: in the NFL, not nine years of the NFL. I
Speaker 5: mean he was my first guy I hit with the
Speaker 5: decade instead of nine. It felt uncomfortable, it felt wrong,
Speaker 5: but at the end of the day, it felt right.
Speaker 5: You know, he's got my data, he knows he probably
Speaker 5: looked me up and go He's a liar. That's okay,
Speaker 5: that's all right. I fuffed my numbers a little bit,
Speaker 5: sue me. So we talked about it, we talked about
Speaker 5: the isolated ACL all that when sat back down, but
Speaker 5: it was it was a cool experience. And we sat
Speaker 5: there and we're like, we're we're sitting with Max and
Speaker 5: we're like talking about the contract a little bit. And
Speaker 5: as we're like kind of talking about the contract, Zuck
Speaker 5: walks by, so it goes, what do you what do
Speaker 5: you think he's worth? And we pull that number up, buddy,
Speaker 5: two hundred and seventeen point two billion dollars.
Speaker 4: That's just that's yeah, just get It's just it's insane.
Speaker 5: He is the success this man has had, insane, and
Speaker 5: he's got a movie about him. He's doing the whole
Speaker 5: We're going He's got now Dana now on the board
Speaker 5: of Meta. He's flip flopped a little bit, but.
Speaker 2: He looks so funny with his hair and the big ass.
Speaker 5: Chain, the big chain, the baggy T shirt. He's made
Speaker 5: a transition. He has switched up.
Speaker 2: After Taylor talked to him, I started walking off and
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, I have to got to I
Speaker 2: was like, if I send a photo of me and
Speaker 2: Zuck to my dad right now, just unannounced. He's gonna
Speaker 2: die laughing. So I asked him, like, hey, can we
Speaker 2: get a photo? And it was like he did a
Speaker 2: factory reset and he kind of like stood up three seconds.
Speaker 2: Yeah sure, And then I did it. I had a
Speaker 2: computer and then my phone froze. My phone froze trying
Speaker 2: to take the photo, and you can in the live
Speaker 2: photo you hold it in the very end. He just
Speaker 2: looks at me like are we done here? And I
Speaker 2: take it and I was like thanks, and just like
Speaker 2: sat next to Taylor and just showed him the photo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I wouldn't sat down. I was kind of
Speaker 5: just chilling, hanging out because it was great. It was
Speaker 5: actually a really awesome event because you have Max who
Speaker 5: were boys with, and then right next to me was
Speaker 5: Leanne and Burt Krusher, so it was and then right
Speaker 5: next to them was was THEO. So it was really
Speaker 5: like a comfortable like setting the entire time. So I'm
Speaker 5: kind of just hanging out or whatever. I don't even
Speaker 5: realize Jack's gone. Jackson's down with this shitting grid in
Speaker 5: his face. He just pop his phone over to me.
Speaker 5: It's just him and Zuck close up just laughing.
Speaker 2: There the Eisenberg Jack Kim.
Speaker 4: Can we talk about the headphones?
Speaker 2: We can talk about it, but you're going to have
Speaker 2: to figure out the result in the volagt No, we don't.
Speaker 5: You tweeted the result.
Speaker 2: No, I mean that's yeah, where you'll just look watch
Speaker 2: the vog I'll tell you this. Don't risk your life
Speaker 2: for headphones. Just don't. Whether they're expensive or not, just don't.
Speaker 2: We went it was a random neighborhood in Vegas. A
Speaker 2: shout out to our driver, I forget his.
Speaker 4: Name, were in Vegas? You left your head ones as.
Speaker 2: Two times ago, I went over for New Year's Eve
Speaker 2: with some of my friends and I left them at
Speaker 2: like a restaurant inside of the Red Rock. And so
Speaker 2: they were. They were in the Red Rock for the
Speaker 2: last month and a half and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: I get pinged and they're in a neighborhood in Vegas.
Speaker 2: So someone found them took them home. Me and Taylor
Speaker 2: didn't have anything to do in the morning, so we're like,
Speaker 2: let's pull up on them. So we drive twenty five
Speaker 2: minutes out there.
Speaker 5: Oh, we get breakfast first, and when the driver's like Hey,
Speaker 5: where are we going? And we give him the address
Speaker 5: and he pulls it up and hits the zooms and
Speaker 5: goes North Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: We like, oh is that bad?
Speaker 2: We're like five minutes out. I told Taylor. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm nervous. It's like it feels like you're about to
Speaker 2: go to a game. I was like, and dude, knocking
Speaker 2: on that door it's scary. And you just check out
Speaker 2: the vlog. Because we filmed the whole interaction with these patrons,
Speaker 2: We've tried not to docks them.
Speaker 4: I filmed that that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Someone in one of my tweets literally got their address
Speaker 2: and the guy's name and like put it out there
Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, let's let's not do this
Speaker 2: like it's just shouted.
Speaker 5: The boys fighting for you though, huh yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. How was the exchange? Can we give any type
Speaker 4: of detail outside the results? It was about as uncomfortable
Speaker 4: as you'd expect it to be. Someone you knock on
Speaker 4: the door.
Speaker 2: I knock on the door. Let's just say they opened
Speaker 2: the door all of six inches the whole time, for
Speaker 2: like three minute interaction, and there were two individuals.
Speaker 5: One body at first a second body came in.
Speaker 2: If you have your Find my iPhone app, you can
Speaker 2: see that the proximity location has gotten really good, so
Speaker 2: it'll give you like a thirty foot perimeter and then
Speaker 2: the exact dot. We're standing on the front porch and
Speaker 2: my headphones had to have been in their living room
Speaker 2: like five feet through the window that we were standing by.
Speaker 2: Like there's no doubt if you.
Speaker 5: Would have walked through their door and taken a left.
Speaker 4: Tells you like footage. Yeah, we had to find Charles
Speaker 4: phone one day. It was like in between some cushions
Speaker 4: and we couldn't find it anywhere, and I pulled out
Speaker 4: to find my and it tells you that if you're
Speaker 4: within like ten feet, Like I go up on the
Speaker 4: second floor and it's like getting warmer, getting colder type
Speaker 4: of type. Yeah, I'm standing over the couch and it starts,
Speaker 4: it starts vibrating. No ship, So I like reached up
Speaker 4: the cushion. I'm like, oh ship here it is so
Speaker 4: yeah to your point, like it was probably right there.
Speaker 2: It was right there. We even debated going to the
Speaker 2: house next door, but like the proximity like cut off
Speaker 2: half of your it was right there.
Speaker 4: Going to the house next door. You see how the
Speaker 4: exchange kind of ended.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, true, you were given too much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're giving too much. Watched the vlog. There's a
Speaker 2: ton of fun stuff in this log. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: just gabling, because yeah, try to invade a home.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you did. I don't know if
Speaker 5: you were following me on Twitter this weekend, but I
Speaker 5: put a nice photo of Icarus up unsolicited. Icarus is
Speaker 5: a uh it's a mythological story of a guy who
Speaker 5: had wings, and he was very cocky and arrogant, and
Speaker 5: he kept flying off. Hey, you should don't fly too
Speaker 5: close to the sun. You'll burn out. Yeah, And he
Speaker 5: flies too close to the sun and he falls to
Speaker 5: his death. And so I was. I caught myself and
Speaker 5: yet another predicament this weekend where I was down a
Speaker 5: significant amount of money. Luckily, once again didn't learn my lesson.
Speaker 5: Watch the wash, the boys come out, wash the vlug. Yeah, green, yeah, Green,
Speaker 5: that's good.
Speaker 2: I didn't do a ton of gambling this trip. It
Speaker 2: was more of a business trip, but it was fun.
Speaker 2: It was I had other fish to fry, and I
Speaker 2: still have it out with.
Speaker 1: This old lady.
Speaker 2: So give it up too much Wednesday or Thursday.
Speaker 5: But we will say that Jack with the headphones. You
Speaker 5: can lock your headphones, so if they're missing, someone can't
Speaker 5: just take them and use them. Just sit. They're useless.
Speaker 2: They're locked, unless unless they are like one of those
Speaker 2: guys from middle school who like Jill broke iPods and stuff,
Speaker 2: which those dudes were like the most genius dudes you've
Speaker 2: ever met at a young age. Like what, you can
Speaker 2: get more apps? Yeah, you get more beer drinking apps,
Speaker 2: or you just turn your phone upside down.
Speaker 5: I saw that. I'm sure. Hold on, come back place,
Speaker 5: could you scroll? I need you to scroll up because
Speaker 5: we have to promote Birt's thing. We can't forget that.
Speaker 5: We have to be we have to keep our promises.
Speaker 5: But go ahead.
Speaker 4: Well what you're saying I was going to I can wait.
Speaker 4: I can wait. We gotta hit we gotta hit birds thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's see. Oh we have two show up.
Speaker 4: B Krusher shut out, Burt Crusher.
Speaker 5: Sawh this weekend Fantastic, individual Awesome, Las Vegas Show doubled
Speaker 5: Down three twenty one and three twenty two at Resort
Speaker 5: World Theater at Las Vegas. Tickets on sale at Burt
Speaker 5: Burtburt dot Com. His new special Lukie out only on
Speaker 5: Netflix March eighteenth. So Resorts World, that Cody kid, that
Speaker 5: is that obviously that big time gambler. All these casinos
Speaker 5: are now courting Cody, trying to hey, you should stay here,
Speaker 5: stay here, we have all this for you. He was
Speaker 5: showing me a video in Resorts World. It's a it's
Speaker 5: a mansion. It's its it has its own movie theater,
Speaker 5: it has its own game room, it has his own
Speaker 5: private pool, like villa type thing he said was he's
Speaker 5: a it was easily over ten thousand square feet and
Speaker 5: if you walk out of your room and walk down
Speaker 5: the hall, there's a private gaming area where you just
Speaker 5: sit up there and like you have this view of
Speaker 5: the strip. So he was showing me all these videos.
Speaker 5: I was like, you gotta stay there. He goes, Red
Speaker 5: Rocks is Home.
Speaker 4: You know what else comes out March eighteenth. Severance The
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought it had to be.
Speaker 4: Speak Hey, BWTB dot com will be in action March eighteenth.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you can go to the site now, but
Speaker 4: I'm sure there's gonna be a sign.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, BWTB btw TB.
Speaker 5: We gotta figure out we should just let me get
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Speaker 5: Because it's been a minute.
Speaker 4: I know bwtv dot com go sign up, side goes
Speaker 4: site is already live, but March is going to be dropping.
Speaker 5: That'll be coming soon, right, Keep signing up, dude. If
Speaker 5: we can gets one thousand, that'd be dope. Sick, that
Speaker 5: would be sick.
Speaker 4: We got a we got a fun interview coming. We
Speaker 4: got a fun interview coming.
Speaker 5: On the relationship guys, guys who are just all about
Speaker 5: the stoke.
Speaker 4: Chred Kroger and Strider Wilson will be joining Bust with
Speaker 4: the boys here soon. I think they're standing outside right now.
Speaker 4: But this will be an awesome one. The chick spread
Speaker 4: and the stoke.
Speaker 5: I've been I've been a fan of these boys for
Speaker 5: a little bit. I think when we first started the podcast,
Speaker 5: I've stumbled upon their stuff and I just thought it
Speaker 5: was hilarious. I mean obviously in.
Speaker 4: Front of Congress anytime.
Speaker 5: I love to call Congress. I think it's just like city,
Speaker 5: it's like town hall meetings. He's in front of Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's a least.
Speaker 4: Strider's Joel scene. Impressions are so funny.
Speaker 5: And they had they had a show come out on
Speaker 5: Netflix as well, so yeah, it's just it's awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, going deep as their podcast. But the boys are
Speaker 4: gonna jump on jump on the bus, so that'll be fun,
Speaker 4: So tune into that. If you're watching right now, make
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Speaker 5: I'm rolling now, it's gonna run apross chatted Strida. Let's go.
Speaker 5: Thank you a couple advice.
Speaker 4: Two Stoke warlords, just spreading the stoke, spreading the.
Speaker 5: World that needs Stoke now more than ever. Amen, dude,
Speaker 5: appreciate you guys coming on man.
Speaker 1: Dude, stoked to be on the bus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a sick vibe.
Speaker 4: You got a lot of fans on this bus. We've
Speaker 4: been watching your stuff again. I was talking to you
Speaker 4: about it before. But anytime you're up in front of Congress,
Speaker 4: you're Joe Oldstein, Like every time you guys been followed
Speaker 4: for a long time. I know, I always call you.
Speaker 5: Anytime you're at the White House. It's like townholl like
Speaker 5: city hall movements.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it makes its way like on news stations
Speaker 4: at times. So I'm thinking it's like, oh, he's in
Speaker 4: front of Congress right now.
Speaker 1: I like to think that we're in front of the
Speaker 1: entire nation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the entire nag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be sick, dude, to get in front of
Speaker 1: the White House. They're they're letting people in the press
Speaker 1: conference room.
Speaker 5: If they if there was one group of individuals to
Speaker 5: go and do that, it has to be.
Speaker 1: All good call.
Speaker 5: That'd be a fire move dude.
Speaker 12: Crews out there, dude, just be like, we need to
Speaker 12: change the yellow room to the freaking like Neon room.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 12: Just get change up the vibe in there, bring up
Speaker 12: make it more of a club scene, dude. They need
Speaker 12: to have like an after party room at the White House.
Speaker 1: Would be sick trying to put tanning into like the
Speaker 1: national law.
Speaker 5: Good call. You could figure out a way to medicaid, dude,
Speaker 5: that should be covered by the federal gove.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 12: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. States can decide what
Speaker 12: they want to do. You know, like obviously the you know,
Speaker 12: the flyer states are gonna need more of a budge
Speaker 12: for tanning booth.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the whole place you can go. It's affordable for
Speaker 5: everybody to get exactly because if I seasonal depression like
Speaker 5: you get in those December, January February months, it's a
Speaker 5: wes just want people so sad, so divided? True, do
Speaker 5: you undivide the country? Tanning beds at every corner? Everyone
Speaker 5: stoked you're feeling, you start putting in gas stations. People
Speaker 5: are just gonna pop in, fill up your gas tank,
Speaker 5: get ten minutes in the bed. Yeah, come back out.
Speaker 5: You could build a round too with we just had
Speaker 5: daylight savings. Like mixing that, like falling back in the
Speaker 5: fall is brutal.
Speaker 1: Dude, mixing that and then putting tanning beds. I you know,
Speaker 1: people ask us all the time, They're like, how do
Speaker 1: you stay stoked during the winter, And I tell him,
Speaker 1: just hit a booth, grab your ankles, saute for like
Speaker 1: five minutes. Saw the butthole the butthole?
Speaker 5: What how did you learn about sawte in your asshole?
Speaker 4: This?
Speaker 1: Uh, we have a healthcareer, Troy, who lives in Venice.
Speaker 5: I'm aware of Troy.
Speaker 1: Uh you know Troy.
Speaker 5: I'm not not personally, but I'm aware of who the
Speaker 5: individual was sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so uh he uh, he lives in veniceon
Speaker 1: like he he he show us Ice pass and all
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. And and we cruised over to
Speaker 1: his place one time and he's like, yeah, come on over,
Speaker 1: and he was literally just like grabbing his ankles and
Speaker 1: we just got like a straight shot into his bee hole. Like, dude,
Speaker 1: what are you doing. He's like, I'm just sunning it, brother.
Speaker 5: And so.
Speaker 1: We just take whatever he says. You know, we listened
Speaker 1: to whatever he says. So we just started doing it
Speaker 1: right then and there.
Speaker 5: He's so jacked.
Speaker 12: You're not going to listen to a guy that's not
Speaker 12: that's you know, the guy this jack.
Speaker 5: You listen to what he says.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll get it a little look at that.
Speaker 12: You think this guy would just be outside all the time,
Speaker 12: you know, sleeps basically you know, in the back of
Speaker 12: his v W bug.
Speaker 5: But he has a corvette.
Speaker 1: He has a corvette that's pretty sick.
Speaker 4: New Ones guys. You guys with.
Speaker 1: Him, Oh yeah, ankles up Venice Beach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, slapping their balls. JT and Chad were slapping the nuts.
Speaker 5: I never did that.
Speaker 4: Given applause, but the yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we shall take that back. It's all slap our nuts.
Speaker 5: Get a quick one. I respect you guys for doing it.
Speaker 4: Round them appalls for Chad Strider coming on the but.
Speaker 5: You getting I was like, I see how you said
Speaker 5: you're working to do it. You kind of got bullied
Speaker 5: into doing it. Just now, here's the thing.
Speaker 12: I'll do anything to fit in anything I did. Gentle
Speaker 12: a very long sack.
Speaker 5: Talk to me about the you you that takes place
Speaker 5: the first time you sunlight your Buttole, like break it
Speaker 5: down for me, Paint a picture for me. I need
Speaker 5: to know what that feels like. Dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you know how they say God
Speaker 1: created the universe in like seven days. It's it's kind
Speaker 1: of like it's kind of like when you feel like
Speaker 1: you're like I feel like God right now creating existence?
Speaker 1: Does that make sense?
Speaker 4: I feel like he's going inside and he's placing things. Yeah,
Speaker 4: feels you for it and your universe is coming alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's like you're talking about like Vodkas
Speaker 1: so tampons earlier. Yeah, it's almost like God is putting
Speaker 1: his tampon in your butt and it's just peer goodness.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm smiling right now because I'm just so stoked
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 12: You just had a major epiphany that was like what
Speaker 12: you said was so smart and such a good call that, like,
Speaker 12: how can you not smile.
Speaker 5: So smart?
Speaker 4: You guys?
Speaker 1: Have you guys ever felt that like his finger in
Speaker 1: your ass.
Speaker 4: Dude, when somebody has slipped it in there before, it
Speaker 4: is very you forward.
Speaker 5: Now we're talking. Now we're talking, you get a knuckle
Speaker 5: or even two deep.
Speaker 4: Oh, but he was at the barbershop last week.
Speaker 5: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: That's a crazy because it's a wild story.
Speaker 5: What's going on over at supercuts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but one of the one of the barbers was
Speaker 4: talking about how he got fingered for the first time.
Speaker 5: I bet his face.
Speaker 4: Little young gal, he's like in his upper thirties, and
Speaker 4: this young girl slid it in there house. She was
Speaker 4: talking about how she was getting wild, and I just
Speaker 4: kind of came into this conversation. He was already talking
Speaker 4: about it, and she all I hear is she got
Speaker 4: two knuckles deep in me. And I'm like, what the fuck? Oh,
Speaker 4: I'm thinking, how big of a freak are you? It
Speaker 4: was his first time?
Speaker 5: Wow, this is the first time. Oh that's where he
Speaker 5: started it.
Speaker 4: That's like, that was his first experience with that. And
Speaker 4: she's getting two knuckles deep in my man. And so
Speaker 4: I'm sitting there thinking, like, you know, how is it
Speaker 4: going down?
Speaker 5: Is she?
Speaker 4: Is? She down on you? And and she slide it
Speaker 4: in like what's going on? He's on his tummy on
Speaker 4: the pillow under his.
Speaker 5: Hips, like that's just that's uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: He calls the star fish. He's like, I was starfishing.
Speaker 4: You run your tummy just getting dominated.
Speaker 5: There? That Allan, Yeah, it was it wasn't.
Speaker 4: It wasn't, my boy, It wasn't Alan. There is a
Speaker 4: you know, you know the psychopath that's in there that
Speaker 4: we're talking about. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here's the thing is South Missouri is it's uncomfortable
Speaker 5: to talk about a finger going down South for a moment,
Speaker 5: it is. I will say it's happened to me before,
Speaker 5: and I was just I was upset with myself, but
Speaker 5: it felt nice and I feel like you guys, Presidence
Speaker 5: has allowed me to speak truthful right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I can tell you're scared and vulnerable saying that,
Speaker 4: but it is life changing.
Speaker 5: Now I will, I do want to. Oh so you've
Speaker 5: had it?
Speaker 1: Jack Talks is safe space from California.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know. Here's here's what I draw the line though,
Speaker 5: you guys are from Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll draw
Speaker 5: the line here. I'm not laying on your tummy and
Speaker 5: star fishing. You got you got to put me in
Speaker 5: a more masculine like, safer position. Yes, I need to
Speaker 5: be like texting a motorcycle. I need to be getting
Speaker 5: a tattoo, holding a headlock of a gator while finger
Speaker 5: on my butt. Very good position.
Speaker 12: Yes, that's where God created correct right there, And I
Speaker 12: can be like and then I can tell my dad, Yeah, Dad,
Speaker 12: I wrestle at gator but I was too digits steep,
Speaker 12: So so he's like, what is that a move?
Speaker 5: It's a move that it's a move. It's a move,
Speaker 5: and it gives you an opportunity to tell most of
Speaker 5: the story, not the entire story. Yes, if people want
Speaker 5: to know about a sexual experience, you can talk about
Speaker 5: the finger and then get to the gator. If you
Speaker 5: want to talk about a tough experience, you just flip
Speaker 5: those two. You know your audience, who you're talking to,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's the duality of man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, man the ability. Thank you for sharing that with us.
Speaker 5: So unny, that was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you guys for creating a safe space.
Speaker 4: So talk about spreading the stoke. Give everybody a definition.
Speaker 4: For everybody, it's new tuning in. You boys have a
Speaker 4: show of their own. It's called going Deep. I know, Strider.
Speaker 4: You also just release a special like four months ago
Speaker 4: that everybody go check out? Was that making Memories?
Speaker 12: Yeah, dude, thank you for sharying that. Yes, free on YouTube.
Speaker 5: Check it out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but explain the definition of spreading stoke and being
Speaker 4: about the stoke spring stoke.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's tough to define. We sort of
Speaker 1: describe it as like you're cruising down the pch and
Speaker 1: you're going to get fish tacos with your girlfriend and
Speaker 1: your boys. You know that feeling like like a ripe
Speaker 1: avocado or like a compliment on your tan. You know
Speaker 1: that feeling of just pure froth where you're just so
Speaker 1: amped on life and and uh and everything is good.
Speaker 1: So we're just trying to spread that feeling to the
Speaker 1: whole country because especially nowadays, like just in the past
Speaker 1: like five years, it's just been it's.
Speaker 5: Been tough, dude. Yeah, it's just hard to come by.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, uh, people are just seem more you know,
Speaker 1: just with I don't even know, just people seem more
Speaker 1: bummed than ever. So we're like, you know, it's time
Speaker 1: to just metaphorically grab our ankles and just take in
Speaker 1: the sun.
Speaker 12: Hey man, I've been just like a lot of times
Speaker 12: when I do in la Is, I just drive around
Speaker 12: grocery store parking lots and just when a guy's gonna park,
Speaker 12: I pull in real quick in front of him, and
Speaker 12: then I get out and just go what what And
Speaker 12: just I've been doing that, you know, I've been really
Speaker 12: feeling loads what. And I'm skinny, I'm a little bit
Speaker 12: I got small weenie. I can't fight well, so I've
Speaker 12: been getting my ass kicked all over la Albertson's, Vaughan's Trader,
Speaker 12: TJ's getting Yeah, I got beat up by a female hockey.
Speaker 5: Player parking lot dude. Yeah, I don't know, dude.
Speaker 12: Yeah, she just hit me in the head with a
Speaker 12: freaking one of those like, uh, it was a during
Speaker 12: Halloween season, a pumpkin just freaking deck me with one
Speaker 12: of those dudes you out, Yeah, dude, and it was
Speaker 12: one of the many ones. Dude just caught me right
Speaker 12: in the temple and I'm like, dude, I need something
Speaker 12: that's going to get me stoked, So kicking it with
Speaker 12: the boys cruising around gaming. Yeah, honestly, dude, a good
Speaker 12: variant in fucking gaming with the boys is kind of
Speaker 12: the best thing you can get that.
Speaker 4: Choice with the boys.
Speaker 5: It was war Zone, but it's ruined.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tea bagging call of duty.
Speaker 5: Those the notes up here are boys just actually highlighted that.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know, I actually tried to do
Speaker 1: during covide as. I tried to start a twitch. I'm
Speaker 1: terrible at video games, but I want to start a
Speaker 1: twitch where it's like our thing is like, what's your hook?
Speaker 1: Our thing was tea bagging and they're just t bagging.
Speaker 1: So it didn't catch on.
Speaker 5: But caught on.
Speaker 4: We have a goon squad on sure, sure won't call
Speaker 4: duty anything. And you got a t bag got a
Speaker 4: t bag to dead dude.
Speaker 1: Sharm was heavy in the chat for sure.
Speaker 5: Oh you're aware of Shirm?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, sure.
Speaker 4: In a video for him. I know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how this kind of whole process started getting
Speaker 5: you guys on because you're name was full. Were like, yeah,
Speaker 5: we love to and sh him raised that hand, real
Speaker 5: fasted videos used to do this, alight, let's get it done.
Speaker 5: Let's go so sure you were in. You were in
Speaker 5: the chat. Oh very first episode microphone, we don't have
Speaker 5: a mic very.
Speaker 9: I was a listener wrote in a question on the show,
Speaker 9: Oh really relationship wow, Oh that's cool dude, and then
Speaker 9: just started making me for them Lance and then chat
Speaker 9: up in was like dude, this is.
Speaker 5: Kind of tight.
Speaker 2: Can you make this?
Speaker 4: And then yeah, I just went from there.
Speaker 5: Sure sure, sure got on on our show too. I
Speaker 5: really used to just d M me all the time,
Speaker 5: videos m bagging. I could show real life dude, look
Speaker 5: at this dude. Yeah, I would show about how hilarious
Speaker 5: is this video? Who is? I was like, I have
Speaker 5: no idea. It goes by c f B memes just
Speaker 5: back and eventually Shirm just came on. It was full
Speaker 5: time with us, full time just bulled his way through
Speaker 5: the d MS to get an Now he's an employee.
Speaker 4: Up shut out stoke to shape. That does hurt.
Speaker 5: I was just hitting the tip right, didn't hurt too bad,
Speaker 5: smart smartst one. Yeah, I was just tipping.
Speaker 4: First fun Goon Sash. On Friday, we're all just chilling
Speaker 4: in the stream room late at night, probably till about
Speaker 4: what we played till midnight twelve thirty and we played
Speaker 4: pubg so we'll just run I think we were running
Speaker 4: threes trios and obviously anybody you take, any body that
Speaker 4: you take, you have to t bag and loot their body.
Speaker 4: And our boy Kooper's on the other side, he's now
Speaker 4: implemented you have to also take their fits so you
Speaker 4: become them in the game. You want them to know
Speaker 4: we're not just tea bagging your body.
Speaker 5: We're still your identity.
Speaker 4: We're looting your box and we're taking your fit, and
Speaker 4: we're taking your identity.
Speaker 5: There's nothing there's nothing better stealing some social security number.
Speaker 12: That's like basically wearing someone's skin. Virtually you should be
Speaker 12: in jail.
Speaker 5: Problem. So, since you guys have started to spread the stoke,
Speaker 5: have you guys seen a trajectory of people buying into
Speaker 5: the stoke, or is it become because of the last
Speaker 5: five years a little more plateaued.
Speaker 1: I think so. I mean, I think you know has
Speaker 1: this that's a good question.
Speaker 5: Thanks.
Speaker 1: I think people when you when you mentioned it to him,
Speaker 1: or if you like bring up the idea of like
Speaker 1: let's get fired up, they're on board with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it seems like there's you know, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I think we're on an upward trajectory. Actually, I'll say that.
Speaker 1: I feel like people are getting more and more fired up,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 12: And it's tough to spread the stoke, Like you can't
Speaker 12: be a schmoal about it, Like you can't be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 12: come on, let's let's not hang out guys like like
Speaker 12: like I'm making brisket, come over, like you want to
Speaker 12: come over. It's like, no, dudelet's You've got to mellow
Speaker 12: into it. You got to mellow into a stoke, you know, to.
Speaker 5: Force you gotta set up, you gotta set the picnic table,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like, yeah, you know, I'm
Speaker 5: just playing a little bass. I'm jamming you know, whatever
Speaker 5: it is.
Speaker 12: You want a game, Maybe I'll be on comms later dude,
Speaker 12: Like that's kind of the new as a married man,
Speaker 12: Like courting some bros is kind of like the what
Speaker 12: really gets me going these days, Like, for lack of
Speaker 12: better term, gets me kind of boned up, you know
Speaker 12: what I mean?
Speaker 5: That bones up my.
Speaker 12: Wien a little bit, just being like, that's why I
Speaker 12: love being here with the boys. This this vibe for me.
Speaker 12: This is a sexual vibe for me being in here
Speaker 12: with you guys. That's the energy. He came in with
Speaker 12: a yeah oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys saw it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's a little wien, so no one can tell
Speaker 4: I can't do it? Did he was?
Speaker 1: He's rising up the barista, this guy Rick, Oh yeah dude,
Speaker 1: and like the guy uh he had a fat boner
Speaker 1: the whole time. Yeah, He's like he's like, do this latte.
Speaker 1: This oat milk is just next level, dude.
Speaker 4: I like it was.
Speaker 5: Was Rick receptive?
Speaker 12: He hit me with some fire alart, dude, that's latte art, dude.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, dude, I made Rick's day. Did you could
Speaker 12: tell he was definitely hungover? Probably you know, probably definitely
Speaker 12: like was just hitting the vape, you know, probably boofing
Speaker 12: his vape.
Speaker 1: To be honest, I hit his vape.
Speaker 5: Dude. Yeah, you hit his vap yeah vape?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh yeah, dude. We boomed together. We and and
Speaker 1: uh yeah, I'd say, you know, in the past, like
Speaker 1: a couple of years, like people, is what you're saying too,
Speaker 1: is like lead by example, you know, because people would
Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, inflation is so heavy, and
Speaker 1: I'd be like, dude, I'm in a speedo on the beach,
Speaker 1: like and they'd be like, whoa, Like you didn't even
Speaker 1: think about inflation.
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, that's how you can't be thinking about
Speaker 5: that stuff.
Speaker 1: You can't think about inflation.
Speaker 12: You could be busy thinking about other stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, is that sure?
Speaker 1: Them on the sticks right there?
Speaker 5: That's the thirstiest photos I think I've ever seen in
Speaker 5: my life. It's a fantastic photo.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hit that during like when the dow is just
Speaker 1: deep in the red.
Speaker 5: I'm just showed my do when I apply for When
Speaker 5: I applied for my job, it changed three people's lives
Speaker 5: that day when you posted that.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, there are two bros on the beat because
Speaker 1: I'm engaged too, so I just start rising up bros.
Speaker 1: Right after that.
Speaker 5: Let's go a great pick. Yeah, nice, dude, dude.
Speaker 12: That picture of you should be like on the resud
Speaker 12: Like you know, when you apply for a job, it's
Speaker 12: like my GPA passwork experience, bullshit whatever, dude, you know,
Speaker 12: I think it should just be like pictures of your boys.
Speaker 5: This is my crew, dude, this is chat. He fucking
Speaker 5: rips that shredding.
Speaker 12: Because you are they say you're the You're the sum
Speaker 12: total of the five people you hang out with. Most
Speaker 12: all of you guys could go apply honestly, dude. Sorry,
Speaker 12: you guys could go apply for some sick jobs because
Speaker 12: you got a good crew right here.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 5: You know what I mean. Be like, dude, you could
Speaker 5: work anywhere, dude. Yeah, so we'd like for him to
Speaker 5: stay here. Yeah, we definitely like that to happen. But
Speaker 5: if you guys ever have to go somewhere, that's a
Speaker 5: good thing to do for your resume.
Speaker 12: Yes, pictures of your bros shirtless, maybe holding a fish,
Speaker 12: catching a wave something.
Speaker 5: Sit if you're if you're someone who's employing somebody and
Speaker 5: your bros are not shredded like the two U two
Speaker 5: individuals are. Does that take away or does it really
Speaker 5: matter as more about vibe than it is body comp
Speaker 5: this great question. Vibe is very huge, but also what
Speaker 5: are their numbers? Because there's got you guys, you know
Speaker 5: we're on teams. Those dudes aren't necessarily shredded, but have power.
Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
Speaker 12: Like, if they have power, what numbers are they putting up?
Speaker 12: Do do they have a do they have a strong
Speaker 12: motor you know from that transfer from the ass to
Speaker 12: the core, and can they fucking swing steal from high
Speaker 12: download up high?
Speaker 5: Well, dude, I wanted my crew.
Speaker 1: Okay, this guy applied the intern on our podcast and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Harvard is cool, but how are your calves?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He didn't have calves, So I was like I had
Speaker 1: to go get out of here.
Speaker 4: How do you how do you let him go? How
Speaker 4: do you let him down nicely?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Dude, maybe I didn't do it too nicely. I was
Speaker 1: just like, dude, you got to balance like those calves.
Speaker 1: Those calves are mid h.
Speaker 12: You told him to take the stairs, don't take the elevator.
Speaker 4: Bro. Taking some lifts?
Speaker 5: Yeah, some lifts?
Speaker 4: What was the what was thera? The opposite a stoker?
Speaker 12: Oh, schmol dude, you can't be a smol. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 12: this guy's kind of a smole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, define a smole for the for the audience.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 12: It's just every crew kind of has one, and it's
Speaker 12: just kind of the dude who uh is kind of
Speaker 12: just trying too hard and just off on the vibe.
Speaker 12: If everyone's like, hey man, tonight, we're eating steak for
Speaker 12: dinner and then he's like, ah, steak last night, I'm
Speaker 12: really feeling like we should just do chicken or something
Speaker 12: like that. If you're going right, he's always going left,
Speaker 12: you know.
Speaker 5: What I mean.
Speaker 12: And not only that, it's usually aggressive about it and
Speaker 12: tries to swing the crew, and you know you love
Speaker 12: him because it's probably like it's it's like, you know,
Speaker 12: whenever you meet your boy's cousin, like from Arizona and
Speaker 12: then that cruise in and they're like they have a
Speaker 12: ton of cocaine and it's like, dude, we're just getting
Speaker 12: pizza tonight, Like what are you doing just off on
Speaker 12: the vibe. It's like, we're getting pizza, dude. We don't
Speaker 12: need to be we don't need to be shocked in
Speaker 12: our dumb to just get some za. And he's like, no,
Speaker 12: people were gonna sucking up the bust of all tonight,
Speaker 12: we're honey on it. Have you heard that honey ship?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 12: So it's just the wrong vibe, the guy with the
Speaker 12: wrong vibe to make a long, long answer longer.
Speaker 1: And you brought up chicken like Schmole's ordered chicken because
Speaker 1: it's a weak bird and they're trying to they're trying
Speaker 1: to make the whole crew week.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a prey bird.
Speaker 1: It's a prey bird.
Speaker 5: Do you have the stay spook easy?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I eat bowl testicles?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, rock Mountain oysters?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, have you ever had that?
Speaker 4: Yes? My wedding?
Speaker 7: Did you really?
Speaker 1: That's awesome?
Speaker 5: Are they good? What do you have?
Speaker 2: You have?
Speaker 4: Criminal fried? Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You got you don't you?
Speaker 4: Like, you don't even know? And then when they're eating that,
Speaker 4: you're kind of like, hey, you know what those are? Yeah,
Speaker 4: Rocky Mountain, nois is bowl testicles. That's your tea is
Speaker 4: rising right now?
Speaker 5: That's rad.
Speaker 1: So you are you both from Tennessee or you're born Sacramento?
Speaker 5: Born in Sacramento. I grew up in Arizona, dude.
Speaker 1: And where are you from?
Speaker 4: Missouri? Grew up in Missouri.
Speaker 5: Dominance.
Speaker 4: I'm the flyover state kind of cat.
Speaker 5: Yeah you're from Nebraska.
Speaker 4: No, grew up in Missouri but went to Nebraska.
Speaker 5: Nice.
Speaker 1: Everyone I got, said, everyone in Nashville we met seems
Speaker 1: very happy to be here.
Speaker 4: We got some Nashville National Cats right here. You got
Speaker 4: you boys happy? Yeah.
Speaker 5: Intro Jack, I don't know said it's said no guns allowed,
Speaker 5: but it sounded like a gun was on you when
Speaker 5: he said that. Dude, Yeah, yeah, who on the bus
Speaker 5: would be the smole? I think you guys have the
Speaker 5: right crew. There doesn't have to always be we have
Speaker 5: a good crew.
Speaker 4: I was thinking Jared too, But Jared's a good schmoll.
Speaker 4: You love Jared.
Speaker 12: That's when you do love your guy. You love your guy.
Speaker 5: Jared does go with the flow though, like he I
Speaker 5: don't think he's ever gonna be a guy that says
Speaker 5: chicken or everybody else is saying steak, right.
Speaker 4: He doesn't do stuff like that. It's I think of yeah,
Speaker 4: you think of Jared thin mustache.
Speaker 12: You can't trust a thin mustache, No, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: All the bros on the bus, like pretty much everybody's
Speaker 4: got some athletic ability to him.
Speaker 5: Good good.
Speaker 4: Jared can't really throw a football, like legitimately can't throw
Speaker 4: a football. I don't think Jared can do anything that's
Speaker 4: like the wrong foot, same arm, same foot throw.
Speaker 5: If he told him to get a three point stance,
Speaker 5: he put the same whatever leg was up, he put
Speaker 5: the same hand down.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. The boys uber eat stuff to
Speaker 4: the shop and Jared's always getting like a kid's portion
Speaker 4: up because he's trying to lean up respect.
Speaker 5: He got a weapon. Jared's got a weapon here. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well that's yeah, that's the Lany's weapon. Yeah, that's demon
Speaker 5: right there. That's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But yeah, Jared's the type too that says he doesn't
Speaker 4: want to hit the gym until he loses enough weight
Speaker 4: or enough fat. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, James in the middle of a He's in the
Speaker 5: middle of a bet with me right now. He has
Speaker 5: still January first to get a six pack, and if
Speaker 5: he doesn't get a six spects to do a twenty
Speaker 5: minute stand up set. Dude, that is that is our
Speaker 5: bet right now, and I feel very confident.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a blank canvas.
Speaker 1: Where's about Where's he gonna do it?
Speaker 5: Is Zani's probably Zanie's Nashville. Yeah, we got a good
Speaker 5: relationship with him. We've done a couple of live shows there,
Speaker 5: and I think we could easily sell out Zanie's for
Speaker 5: Jared to do twenty minutes, right, dude, we could easily
Speaker 5: if we promoted it well enough. We'll do a bus
Speaker 5: and live show presented by Jared Demon twenty minutes. Dude,
Speaker 5: I'll do it all the time. Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 1: If you stand up, if you're standing up there twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, would you guys come and open for him? Oh,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say that's a luxury. You're building him an audience, Like,
Speaker 5: make it harder on him, make him sell the show,
Speaker 5: make him go out, like do the mics, dude, and
Speaker 5: grind all the brutal shit. What do you think would
Speaker 5: be more disheartening for him walking out into a like
Speaker 5: a sold out show and then bombing for twenty minutes
Speaker 5: or walking out and there'd be like two a couple.
Speaker 12: There, sold out show. Because that's a true bomb. That's
Speaker 12: a true bomb. Yes, if you set like a sellout
Speaker 12: show where it's warmed up, people are laughing, there's energy
Speaker 12: in the room that he comes out and just bombs,
Speaker 12: that's the nightmare.
Speaker 1: If you have all those eyes staring at if you
Speaker 1: have just a couple sitting out there. It's like you
Speaker 1: can that's okay, But if you have all like all
Speaker 1: of Nashville looking at you, yeah, just eating ship.
Speaker 4: Do you do stand up as well?
Speaker 5: I do?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah? Were you guys doing stand up comedy before
Speaker 4: all the content and stuff was happening? Like with stand
Speaker 4: up always kind of like in your in your vision
Speaker 4: of wanting to do.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's how we started.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So, uh moved to LA and just started doing open
Speaker 1: mix like every night. So I was doing stand up
Speaker 1: for probably like three or four years before like our
Speaker 1: videos kind of started to like pop off a little bit,
Speaker 1: and then I've just been doing it ever since. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that's it's kind of like like our foundation.
Speaker 5: I guess you could say you met JT doing.
Speaker 1: Stand up, right, met JT doing stand up?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I met you through j T.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, wed you guys each where'd you guys grow up?
Speaker 12: I grew up in uh, San Juan Capistrano in southern California,
Speaker 12: like rap by San Clementy.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, and you were a Cali guy too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: northern California. I was born Sick Commento too, lived in
Speaker 1: the area, and then ben La for yeah, thirteen years and.
Speaker 4: You guys just met doing comedy. Yeah, and the stoke
Speaker 4: was so high. It's like we got to do something.
Speaker 5: I couldn't imagine walking to a room the day, Like
Speaker 5: just imagine being a fly on the wall of them
Speaker 5: three meeting. Yeah, Like you meet j T and then
Speaker 5: she's like, you got to meet my boy Strider. It's like,
Speaker 5: I don't how could it get even better? Because I
Speaker 5: don't know about you, but when you have a connection
Speaker 5: with somebody and they're like, you got to meet my boy,
Speaker 5: my first thought is fear yacause I was like, you
Speaker 5: and I have such a good connection. I feel like
Speaker 5: your boy is going to be a third wheel or
Speaker 5: I'll be the third wheel. Oh three become a tricycle
Speaker 5: would be an incredible feat to watch.
Speaker 4: And you knew JT, so you're thinking, what's this chad
Speaker 4: guy all about?
Speaker 12: Yeah, but his vibe is so immaccurate. Dude, you meet him,
Speaker 12: You're like, this guy's just the man. There is so chill,
Speaker 12: also so hilarious, so talented, just yeah, and like very disciplined.
Speaker 12: I'm innately a lazy ass guy. Like today eleven, I
Speaker 12: was like.
Speaker 5: Dude, can we push back later and very very regular
Speaker 5: time to get up. But uh, but he's like disciplined, Like, dude,
Speaker 5: like the videos that we do and ship like, uh,
Speaker 5: we've been having a lot of fun going and doing
Speaker 5: these videos where we just say movie lines in public now.
Speaker 5: But he's so diligent about it. He's like, we have
Speaker 5: a spreadsheet, he like types up the scene. I'm like,
Speaker 5: we'll just kind of watch it and wing it. He's like, no, dude,
Speaker 5: let's get it right. And so it'm just elevates everything elevates.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, I'm kind of a straight edge in
Speaker 1: the stoner's body.
Speaker 5: When you guys are doing stand up in California and
Speaker 5: the vibe is matching, and then you go to a
Speaker 5: place like in Iowa or Nebraska, these flyover states and
Speaker 5: there I saidily stakes though, dude, yeah stak grete steaks
Speaker 5: and the vibe doesn't necessarily match the culture of that state.
Speaker 5: How do you wrap around that? How do you how
Speaker 5: do you get the audience to love you? Dude?
Speaker 1: I mean to be honest, though, I think like states
Speaker 1: like Missouri and there there everyone there is so nice,
Speaker 1: and uh, everyone actually seems more pumped. I would say
Speaker 1: more like deeply happy because in California, everyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you just kind of like there's there's some people at
Speaker 1: the beach, like Troy, he's like he's stoked. You know,
Speaker 1: he's suddenly his ass. But like you know, and a
Speaker 1: lot of in a lot of LA people are like
Speaker 1: a like, I don't know, do you describe it? You
Speaker 1: know what it's like people aren't as you're in California,
Speaker 1: but people aren't as fired up as you think. But
Speaker 1: then you go to like we go to like it's
Speaker 1: anywhere like you got like Michigan or any any of
Speaker 1: those states. It's like people say hi to you, and
Speaker 1: it's in California. If if someone says hi to you,
Speaker 1: you're like, what do you want? But like you being yeah.
Speaker 1: If if you're in like I was in Michigan and
Speaker 1: again an elevator and these people are like hi, and
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fuck? They're just being nice?
Speaker 1: And so yeah, I've I'd say actually people are more
Speaker 1: they seem more dep stoked in in the flyover states.
Speaker 5: I guess yeah.
Speaker 12: And I would say the audiences too, like the especially
Speaker 12: for stand up, like the crowds maybe they like this.
Speaker 12: I don't know if this is true, but maybe we'll
Speaker 12: view us more so as like characters because the podcast,
Speaker 12: like when they study the analytics dude and shit like
Speaker 12: where it does well, A lot of it's in abroad,
Speaker 12: like in Scotland and London, and I think people will
Speaker 12: look at so Cow guys more as characters, you know.
Speaker 12: And of course we you know, admittedly all ham it
Speaker 12: up and vibe it up more, throw a little more
Speaker 12: dude or what a uh when performing, and I think
Speaker 12: that that uh, when you're outside Soako, it's it's more
Speaker 12: of like character comedy to a degree, which I think
Speaker 12: helps and is more receptive.
Speaker 4: And in the Flower stations is just not near as
Speaker 4: much going on. So when you're going out to a
Speaker 4: comedy club, like you're like out for a night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you planning it for months.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And if you're in Cali, like this stuff's happening
Speaker 4: all the time, like you're going it's like, hey, impress
Speaker 4: me right exactly. I feel like the Flower States, you're like, hey,
Speaker 4: let's hit the you know, the Funny Bone in Saint
Speaker 4: Louis and you're like excited to go watch whoever it's
Speaker 4: gonna be out.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, Like in Los Angeles, like the Lakers are playing
Speaker 12: in Staples, Clippers are into it that night. Maybe there's
Speaker 12: a Chargers or Rams playing at home. At any given night,
Speaker 12: you can be doing a million different things.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a lot, a lot of competition. Fuck yeah,
Speaker 5: I'll get you out there, MANANSK dude, Thank you, dude.
Speaker 12: Then my wife approved that outfit. Dude, I was like,
Speaker 12: do I should wear the DNIM shirt? Can I pull
Speaker 12: off that? She goes to Chambray, I go sick term
Speaker 12: and I'm wearing those same jeans in that that I'm
Speaker 12: wearing right now. I haven't been washed since shot this
Speaker 12: last April.
Speaker 4: How long have you been married?
Speaker 12: So June tenth, twenty twenty three, like a year in change? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 12: I had our first anniversary. We've been together for a
Speaker 12: long time though, like thirteen years.
Speaker 5: Really, what took you so long to pull the trigger?
Speaker 5: Not saying it's a bad thing, I probably actually I
Speaker 5: phrased that question. It's a bad thing, you know what.
Speaker 12: That's the problem. That is the right way to think
Speaker 12: about That's kind of how I think about it. I
Speaker 12: would say, like when I I always knew and like
Speaker 12: I knew that I was gonna marry my wife. When
Speaker 12: I was like driving to work at Valet and I'd
Speaker 12: see a sick house and I'd be like, oh, and
Speaker 12: I would always picture me living there with my wife,
Speaker 12: And then it like dawned on me. I'm kind of
Speaker 12: like a dumb ass.
Speaker 5: Like it like like like my brain made me figure
Speaker 5: it out in about oh yeah, we're gonna get married then,
Speaker 5: like and that took like.
Speaker 12: Five years and then uh uh. Also just like dude
Speaker 12: doing Valet, like when did you get career shit in line?
Speaker 12: When the whole time it's like, could have just gotten
Speaker 12: married sooner, you know what I mean? But yeah, just
Speaker 12: waited honestly, learned a little bit more about taxes. I
Speaker 12: was like, Okay, that could be a sick tax.
Speaker 5: Instead of that you know both of us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm learning about that too.
Speaker 12: Health insurance huge and we applied together. Dude, she's actually
Speaker 12: I'm actually a member on her plan.
Speaker 1: Did yeah my fiance, it sounds it's a good movie.
Speaker 1: How long have you been engaged since December?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well probably wait a couple of years for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty six probably, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Get some ducks in a row, get them lyned down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gets it, get some uh where are they called
Speaker 1: oysters Rocky mountain, Rocky mountain oyster. Yeah, yeah, I get
Speaker 1: those lines.
Speaker 5: Then yeah, if it is, if it is two years
Speaker 5: away or a year and a half away, in your mind,
Speaker 5: without thinking about your wife's emotions at all, what's the
Speaker 5: perfect wedding for you?
Speaker 1: Oh, dude, man, dude, some good questions the boys.
Speaker 12: She's tea bagging, dude on you get down on? You
Speaker 12: should have proposed on?
Speaker 1: Did they okay? I down someone in call of duty?
Speaker 1: And then right as I'm tea bagging, the guy's like, will.
Speaker 4: You do that?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I fucking do and then uh. And then Troy,
Speaker 1: who's like our you know, our shaman slash landlord. You know,
Speaker 1: he's just like dousing us with water from the Pacific Ocean.
Speaker 1: So you know, what's happening on the beach. It's happening
Speaker 1: on the beach. Let's say Newport Beach. It's happening at
Speaker 1: Newport Beach. But I'm gaming somehow and tea bagging. And
Speaker 1: then you know, as soon as I tea bagged some guy,
Speaker 1: I laid down the smooch.
Speaker 4: And then we.
Speaker 1: Cruise off and we hit Tahiti, get barreled.
Speaker 5: Remember do you like, yeah, I was like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I got to put you in a bit of a situation.
Speaker 5: You you landed that plane.
Speaker 1: It was a it was a good question.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's tough to think of a dream wedding. Did
Speaker 12: you guys have like a dream wedding down or like this?
Speaker 5: That's what I mean. I think most dudes are that way.
Speaker 12: Like yeah, like when it's your birthday, do you really.
Speaker 5: Want something nice? And I got this for my birthday?
Speaker 5: Like I kind of, I hope my wife gets.
Speaker 4: Me that shirt.
Speaker 12: Like no, I think I think enough dudes like have that.
Speaker 5: I think when you're eight months away from your birthday,
Speaker 5: you think, like, man, that'd be nice to get from
Speaker 5: my birthday, and then you get like a week from
Speaker 5: your birthday, like, I don't want birthday.
Speaker 4: I'm a big birthday put pressure back. I can't wait
Speaker 4: see what you give me?
Speaker 5: Yeah giving, I don't. I don't like you. I don't
Speaker 5: like to tell you what I want. I don't give
Speaker 5: you a brainstorm to say I cannot wait to see
Speaker 5: what you provide for me on my birthday. That's what
Speaker 5: I want. Select feel, it's a select few. I don't
Speaker 5: do it. I don't even think I didn't. Don't do it
Speaker 5: to my wife. Nope, I do do it to my
Speaker 5: wife and Will. Those are the two people that I
Speaker 5: kind of really hammer in, like I cannot wait to
Speaker 5: see how much you show me you love me. That's
Speaker 5: on July twenty second.
Speaker 4: That's a great one, and I think he knows. I
Speaker 4: get a lot of anxiety about it. Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but you've gotten a lot better at gift giving.
Speaker 5: What is a good gift like just like a like
Speaker 5: a good healthy knife. That's that's super masculine.
Speaker 4: Like what do you find for somebody that can buy anything? Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe a couple of digits.
Speaker 4: Oh, I gave him a key dish, but hold on,
Speaker 4: it was practical and I do because I'm I'm a
Speaker 4: I'm a super forgetful person.
Speaker 5: I will forget my keys, I forget my will. I
Speaker 5: actually have not found my My wall has been missing
Speaker 5: for three weeks now. Wow, flew with a passport last
Speaker 5: couple of days. But yeah, key dish.
Speaker 4: Yeah? What was it the year before? Was it the
Speaker 4: Daily Stoic or was it there was a Daily Dad?
Speaker 5: It was the Daily Dad, which I have still on
Speaker 5: my nightstand to this day. And I go through periods
Speaker 5: like I'll read the Daily Dad for like three weeks straight,
Speaker 5: every single day, and then I won't touch it for
Speaker 5: four months. Yeah, but everyone brushing your teeth, Like, let
Speaker 5: me just fucking pop this open for a second. That's great,
Speaker 5: and it makes you smile, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: When did you two become boys?
Speaker 5: August?
Speaker 4: No, no, bro, It was April April eighteen. It was so.
Speaker 5: The way our relationship works is Will. We are very similar,
Speaker 5: yet we have very different personalities. When I decide, I'll
Speaker 5: just speak to myself. When I decide that I'm all
Speaker 5: in on somebody, it's over for you. Like you, you're
Speaker 5: not going to be able to know what's what, Like
Speaker 5: you're you can't make a decision for yourself anymore. I
Speaker 5: am now implementing life, whether you like it or not.
Speaker 5: So my wife and I we so we had a
Speaker 5: very different situation. We got engaged in five weeks, married
Speaker 5: in two months secretly, and then two years later we
Speaker 5: did a wedding for everybody else in Big Sir California
Speaker 5: for twenty eighteen was when we were doing the wedding.
Speaker 5: I meet Will in April. I think, by like April
Speaker 5: twenty second, I was like, you're coming to my wedding.
Speaker 5: You're going to be at my wedding, and like we've
Speaker 5: already made you a seat, and was like listen, he
Speaker 5: can talk about his situation, but he's like, I don't
Speaker 5: I don't know if I should go all your family this.
Speaker 5: I'm like, you're going, You're going facetimes calls FaceTime with
Speaker 5: my wife like you are, You're coming. He ends up going.
Speaker 5: So I forced will to be best friends.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 5: I forced will to be best friends in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: Is that your wedding?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's me on the left full yeah, and that's
Speaker 5: my wife. That we should have done. Man, I wish
Speaker 5: I knew you guys. Then we would have Xboxes everywhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I imagine like the drive away for my wedding.
Speaker 1: The drive away will be like I'll be like carrying
Speaker 1: an Xbox and I'll be like we'll get in the
Speaker 1: car and I'll just be like, yeah.
Speaker 5: Like three sixty in your hand, three sixty and yeah,
Speaker 5: check this ship out.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I struggle with commitment our core. He loves hard
Speaker 4: and he loves fast.
Speaker 5: Fast dude.
Speaker 4: So I got here as a free agent in twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4: Then you know you don't have like friends in the
Speaker 4: locker room. Right away, Taylor. Taylor picked me out. Man,
Speaker 4: I was his gal. I was staying at the Candlewood
Speaker 4: Switees right down the road from the facility.
Speaker 6: M hm.
Speaker 4: You realized I had no place to go. I had
Speaker 4: nobody around, and he just honed in on. He'd come
Speaker 4: to the hotel room. I'd have the red lights going everywhere.
Speaker 4: You got the good coffee getting brewed up, French press
Speaker 4: going on, you know, kind of like sunning, but with
Speaker 4: the red light therapy before my buddies.
Speaker 5: Dude, I don't do red light.
Speaker 1: I haven't really tried to.
Speaker 12: I do French press, but I haven't done red light
Speaker 12: French press.
Speaker 4: You do seem like a guy who enjoys their espresso,
Speaker 4: enjoys their coffee the right way. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Correct, there Wick somewhere blushing texting his boys right now.
Speaker 5: By experience he had at a cafe.
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, kidding me, bro exactly, I'll get behind the
Speaker 12: counter at a coffee shop. I'll just get behind there and.
Speaker 4: Then every day, like we get done at the facility
Speaker 4: and I would just have to go back to the hotel.
Speaker 4: So he knew I had nothing going on. He he
Speaker 4: you're coming over, You're coming over. Hey, what are you doing? Hey?
Speaker 4: Why don't you answer my FaceTime? I know you're in
Speaker 4: the room like an appeer and he's like suited up
Speaker 4: and he like FaceTime and I'm answer. I answered, I'm
Speaker 4: with camping air like the red lights, like, oh, you
Speaker 4: guys are hanging out. It's like, yeah, we stay in
Speaker 4: the candlewood sweets. He's like, I didn't get invited. And
Speaker 4: we're like, bro, you're at you have like an event
Speaker 4: to go to. He's like, that's fucked up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so sick. Try some kind of popping out
Speaker 5: to love that a little bit. They have horses walking
Speaker 5: through the facility.
Speaker 1: Dude, how how how stuke do you get run through
Speaker 1: the tunnel into the stadium.
Speaker 4: That must be That was like my only time that
Speaker 4: ever happened. And I about passed out by the time
Speaker 4: I was done. I was going so hard.
Speaker 5: There's nothing better than when they come up and they're
Speaker 5: like line up today, you're on this part. You're like
Speaker 5: going out. Yeah, the first time you get to run
Speaker 5: out of a tunnel.
Speaker 4: Because in Washington, it's like right when I began to start,
Speaker 4: they like mixed it like no, because we kind of sucked.
Speaker 4: We were like five hundred, like the whole team's going
Speaker 4: out together, like I.
Speaker 5: Hate when teams do that.
Speaker 4: And I was like, fuck, I was gonna get to
Speaker 4: go out this week. I was like, maybe we'll go
Speaker 4: back next week. Next week was like Veterans Day, so
Speaker 4: we had to go out as a team and honor
Speaker 4: the vets, and like, I wanted my time to shine again.
Speaker 4: So I never got to do it and watch it.
Speaker 4: But when I came to Tennessee and got to go
Speaker 4: out this time, you're like, you're like shaking before you
Speaker 4: go out the tunnel. Then you're just adrenaline's going. It's
Speaker 4: just I'm yelling for the fucking boys, and yeah, that's
Speaker 4: so sick.
Speaker 5: Yeah, running out of the tunnel a second or none.
Speaker 5: Dude's in college. You'll just running as a team, right,
Speaker 5: there's no announcements.
Speaker 4: You got the tunnel walk. You smoke everywhere. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: you know where you're running, you trip over. Yeah, you're
Speaker 4: doing the.
Speaker 5: Awkward like you're kind of like jogging in place, just
Speaker 5: hoping you don't hit somebody, right, and somebody bumps go forward,
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly, Dud's getting hurt. Yeah, I went to the
Speaker 5: he went to Nebraska. I went to Michigan, and it's
Speaker 5: kind of she just running as a team. But in
Speaker 5: the NFL when they do the announcements, yeah, and you
Speaker 5: hear you know, I was an offensive lineman. So like
Speaker 5: you're going out of the tunnel and they're like from
Speaker 5: Michigan tailor the one, and no one will cheers.
Speaker 4: But you're like, oh, dude, you're the man in Tennessee,
Speaker 4: don't you know. I see you're being home.
Speaker 5: I appreciate that.
Speaker 4: I'm glad you say the offensive line would kind of
Speaker 4: wait for him.
Speaker 5: Because, yeah, the way I would do I would I
Speaker 5: would go out and do a prom wave.
Speaker 12: Dude, you freaking and clearing lanes for freaking d Henry Broy.
Speaker 12: I see you see.
Speaker 5: Right there that bottom left photo me laying on the
Speaker 5: ground talking about a c LS. That's what ship. Yeah,
Speaker 5: dead body arm looks nice though.
Speaker 4: If we were in therapy right now, Banks, if we
Speaker 4: were in therapy right now, the therapist would be saying,
Speaker 4: Taylor to catch the compliment, catch the ball and hold it. Okay,
Speaker 4: don't try to dish it off into something negative. Now
Speaker 4: we're going down that you're now we got a photo
Speaker 4: you on a stretcher.
Speaker 5: Can I just this is we're we're hoping you up
Speaker 5: running out the tunnel, and then you're going in the
Speaker 5: tunnel a different game. Yeah, I could photo you.
Speaker 4: I'm laying on the ground on this.
Speaker 5: You know what's crazy? You know what crazy is. That's
Speaker 5: exactly what happened. You gave me a compliment. I felt
Speaker 5: relatively uncomfortable, So I was like, how could I make
Speaker 5: fun of myself? Okay, there's tearing my there's my career ending,
Speaker 5: my hopes and dreams die. That's fun that What did
Speaker 5: you do to upset that woman? Something I got? I
Speaker 5: got ejected from this game. We were playing the Packers.
Speaker 5: This is the third or fourth play of the game.
Speaker 5: We already ran for a touchdown to the left side
Speaker 5: and on your side, so that's my side. This guy
Speaker 5: with the Packer someone on. He jumped off sides and
Speaker 5: hit Marcus Marioto. So I get in his face and
Speaker 5: then I feel somebody's hand on my chest and I
Speaker 5: like move, I rip the hand off my chest. That
Speaker 5: was a referee, and if you touch a referee, you're
Speaker 5: automatically rejected. And then there's another photo of me somewhere.
Speaker 5: I'm like giving double birds to the field. That's awesome. Yeah,
Speaker 5: let's go very h Yeah. Took a lot of violence
Speaker 5: to become this relaxed. Those are different people we're looking
Speaker 5: at right there. Fun times though, that's the ref one
Speaker 5: three three. Dude, it's crazy it got fined like thirty
Speaker 5: thousand dollars for that too.
Speaker 12: Really, Yeah, it's more money than made last year.
Speaker 5: Dude. That's rad. Dude, Dude. Don't brag like that, dude, Dude, dude,
Speaker 5: My buddies dad, uh sick dad story.
Speaker 12: Dude, grandpa story he did wouldn't be a proper podcast.
Speaker 12: We weren't talking like this. He was a badass. Went
Speaker 12: to USC was a full back for OJ and Marcus.
Speaker 12: Allen won a Super Bowl with the Manders back in
Speaker 12: the seventies, but was drafted by the Bears, and he
Speaker 12: said exactly what you said. He goes, he goes when
Speaker 12: I and we see old pictures of him, and he.
Speaker 5: Was fucking jacked.
Speaker 12: He was a full back, dude, and he would go
Speaker 12: up against Buckiss in practice. He's like, I hate buckets.
Speaker 12: He's like that guy took years off my career, and
Speaker 12: he was an animal and would literally just want to
Speaker 12: hit heads the whole time, like that was it. But
Speaker 12: he but he, but he looks at old pictures of
Speaker 12: himself and he goes, I don't know that guy. He'd
Speaker 12: be like that was a different dude, and now he's
Speaker 12: like the sweetest, nicest guy. Dude he makes fluffer nutther
Speaker 12: sandwiches and I'm like, dude, your.
Speaker 4: Dad's a pussy.
Speaker 5: There's no way he could have fluff.
Speaker 12: He said, you want a fluff another, I'm dude, I
Speaker 12: could beat up your dad.
Speaker 5: Man and you yeah, I pinn him. I pinned him.
Speaker 5: He was like eighty So I him when he's on
Speaker 5: the ground against the wall, just to the ground. Dude
Speaker 5: in his house, broken at night, woke him up out
Speaker 5: of bed. Get pinned later. You need a victory. Yet bagged.
Speaker 1: About pinning dads on it.
Speaker 5: I was like then, I was like, I'm on my belly.
Speaker 4: Get me.
Speaker 5: He's like, what does that mean?
Speaker 4: Just get me? I'm on my belly.
Speaker 5: He didn't understand. Get me.
Speaker 4: Seem with it. Somebody who's just running in the butckets
Speaker 4: every day.
Speaker 12: One thousand percent with it, Like went on to have
Speaker 12: a career like as a successful lawyer, fully fully so
Speaker 12: that's good. Nothing like yeah back then, that's you see
Speaker 12: some guys now and he talks about the Bears and
Speaker 12: he's like, dude, the Bears, the way they ran practice.
Speaker 12: He's like, dude, it was so dumb. They were just
Speaker 12: hit and hit. And he's like, not smart.
Speaker 4: I mean we we've had all the pod before and
Speaker 4: you can tell, like he's fucking he lived that life.
Speaker 5: He was about that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was about that. Pussies generations back in. It
Speaker 4: was an honor to have him on the show.
Speaker 5: Gave it to us in a way that you walk
Speaker 5: away and you're like, I respect that he did that
Speaker 5: to us. We didn't take any offense at all.
Speaker 1: He like pinned you via the pod.
Speaker 5: Yeah, verbally pinned us for an hour and a half.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, we we submitted fairly quickly to our generation.
Speaker 4: We are way soft. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think we actually started it. Maybe I think we
Speaker 5: kind of started with like we're soft, right, and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 5: let me tell you why.
Speaker 4: We talk about how he'd be crushing beers at like
Speaker 4: six am before practice, like.
Speaker 1: Back in the day people I feel like people were
Speaker 1: just crushing beers after games.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in like comedy through but yeah, this guy is
Speaker 1: ripping lines before set. I'm like, I don't you don't
Speaker 1: see that at all?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Today, like when do we I think maybe health? I
Speaker 5: think we're aware of health.
Speaker 1: Now people are more aware of it. Yeah, And it's
Speaker 1: like but even yeah, maybe I'm just a huge pushy,
Speaker 1: but I can't imagine like doing lines before set, trying
Speaker 1: to have funny.
Speaker 5: Just for pizza.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 12: I think people opt of eyes now. I think like
Speaker 12: all the most successful, like you know how it used
Speaker 12: to be, like billionaires, It's like they have like the
Speaker 12: the you know what's it called when you're like liver
Speaker 12: patches on their skin from drinking, doing blow behind a speedboat,
Speaker 12: probably dying on it. Now billionaires like like Zuckerberg has
Speaker 12: like a.
Speaker 5: Hoverboard, you know what I mean.
Speaker 12: It's sweet, dude, Like and like they optimize, you know
Speaker 12: what I mean? Like have you seen that documentary on
Speaker 12: Netflix where that dude like tracks everything.
Speaker 4: He's trying to live to Like I've seen this guy.
Speaker 5: I've seen this on Instagram.
Speaker 4: We were just talking about this cat not too long ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he's got the means and resources to do it, so.
Speaker 4: He's doing it every day, all day long. Like he's
Speaker 4: got like no life. He's just dedicated to the craft
Speaker 4: of optimy.
Speaker 5: He's like he's a modern day monk, Like he's just
Speaker 5: fully focused on one thing. Yeah, one thing only.
Speaker 4: Like back in the day, like the most successful piece
Speaker 4: this was suck this weekend one up those that hoverboard?
Speaker 5: Is that power Slop, I'm asking him that's that One's
Speaker 5: at UFC.
Speaker 4: But were at Powerstoff the night before I saw you.
Speaker 5: Guys were at power Slop. Not this past time, but
Speaker 5: at the time.
Speaker 1: I saw you. We were filming something there. I saw
Speaker 1: you from across the Uh you were in the Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were in the well.
Speaker 5: We try to get to y'all did Yeah. Yeah, We're
Speaker 5: like yo, chine jt over there. We're like, yo, let's
Speaker 5: go over there and introduce ourselves.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't cross the barrier.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, we couldn't get to yes because we were
Speaker 5: going to come up and just like ruin whatever you
Speaker 5: guys were doing to say hello. Yeah. Yeah, they kind
Speaker 5: of stopped. Is like you can't come back here. I'm thinking,
Speaker 5: like we have the we have like have seventeen wristbands,
Speaker 5: so many there's an eighteenth I don't know about. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I guess I didn't have the eighteenth wristband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like don't crossy Maket slapped.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Mike slap.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You guys were right up in there. Huh.
Speaker 1: We were in there.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: We were like interviewing some of the slappers strikers.
Speaker 5: How is that experience? We've done that before too, dude.
Speaker 1: They're actually they're they're really cool, like Dorian Dorian he
Speaker 1: did the heavyweight match with de Bell wed the Bell
Speaker 1: and Dorian really cool dudes.
Speaker 4: It's crazy that they do that.
Speaker 1: Is it crazy? And they're very like like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: people to always talk about, like the head trauma and stuff.
Speaker 1: They're like, but you were in a fight you get
Speaker 1: punched in the head, And I'm like, but you do
Speaker 1: gets lap Like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, consistently more persistently this part. I think that's called clubbing.
Speaker 5: There's a whole bunch of rules. Yeah, I have been
Speaker 5: doing I think all of the all the ones in
Speaker 5: the continents of the United States. I've been to every
Speaker 5: single are you serious? Single one?
Speaker 12: Is it loud when they get hit like you like
Speaker 12: when you're.
Speaker 5: When people get kot and it does light up quite
Speaker 5: a bit and it is.
Speaker 4: Eventually people bro are like, yeah, or if you get
Speaker 4: caught flinching and you just take one and then you
Speaker 4: got to get back in there for another round.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, the whole flinching thing would be tough. I
Speaker 5: think I flinched every single time. Yeah, you used to
Speaker 5: close your eyes and take it.
Speaker 4: Guys just bleeding and swellings happening on the side of
Speaker 4: their fright, and they're doing it for like a ten
Speaker 4: k purse. That one dude is like, I just want
Speaker 4: to buy my girl tits, right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they'll win the first honorable cause because name is Wolverine.
Speaker 5: His name is Wolverine really yeah, it's not his government
Speaker 5: name that was that was a nickname. Yeah, he should
Speaker 5: switch aut or like, hey, ten thousand dollars, Like, what
Speaker 5: are you gonna do with that? He's like, my wife
Speaker 5: wants some tits, So I think here, that's all right.
Speaker 5: I mean kind of a gift that keeps giving, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's an asset those around.
Speaker 7: What was it like?
Speaker 4: Meaning?
Speaker 1: Uh zuck.
Speaker 5: Uh? It was dope. It was awesome. Like he walked by,
Speaker 5: You're like, holy shit, that's Mark Sucker. Wow. And then
Speaker 5: I saw him kind of like between the main the
Speaker 5: co main events, he was like kind of sitting there
Speaker 5: by himself. This is my time to strike. So I
Speaker 5: went up to him and I had him with the
Speaker 5: A c L. Yeah, me too, and then we kind
Speaker 5: of talked about acls for the bit. He lit up
Speaker 5: with the opportunity to talk about his A c L.
Speaker 5: And that was awesome.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 5: It was cool.
Speaker 4: There's even a thought too, like you see somebody like
Speaker 4: Zuckerberg out in the wild, Like, is that even him?
Speaker 4: We're watching Severance right now, like he has the means
Speaker 4: to be severed, Like is that his outide?
Speaker 5: See, I don't know. I don't know what severed me.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen the show Severance, so that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so I don't get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't watched season two, but I watch season one.
Speaker 12: Season two is picking up now, started a little slow,
Speaker 12: but yeah, but this last episode I was brutal.
Speaker 4: I thought you saw, Hey, you saw. The ratings came
Speaker 4: out too, the lowest rated episode and all of Severns,
Speaker 4: which I agree with, Like you spend that much time
Speaker 4: on Cobell, like the intro. I know, I'm like boring, Hey, listen,
Speaker 4: are enjoying yourself? This is the shortest episode of the season.
Speaker 4: Was thirty seven minutes. Like the first five to ten
Speaker 4: minutes was just like a drone shot of the waves
Speaker 4: and everything else in the car driving in, and it's like,
Speaker 4: why we wasted time? Then Cobell's making out with this
Speaker 4: this druggie cat that she knew back in the day.
Speaker 4: What she doing for a few minutes. It was a
Speaker 4: slow episode, but we were massive. This is a massive
Speaker 4: severance podcast outside of the board time.
Speaker 5: Here's my bitch. I don't think my take on like
Speaker 5: slow episodes is that is a big reason why you
Speaker 5: should bin shows because if you were if you watch
Speaker 5: a Yellowstone. I didn't watch like the third season or whatever,
Speaker 5: but I started watching over and over again and there
Speaker 5: are a couple of moments where there's some like slower episodes,
Speaker 5: and I thought to myself, if I was watching week
Speaker 5: to week, I'd be pissed off about this, but now
Speaker 5: just need to go to the next one. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's also what makes it so fun because you get
Speaker 4: to be pissed off with the world because people are
Speaker 4: so into this show. Again, I haven't felt this way
Speaker 4: about a show since Game of Thrones because of all
Speaker 4: the theories and nuggets they kind of put in and
Speaker 4: people chop out like we have this group chat to
Speaker 4: where we're just dropping gyms every day on oh we
Speaker 4: missed this scene, or if you zoom into this writing
Speaker 4: on the sheet of paper, it calls back to something
Speaker 4: a few episodes ago. Like that's the vibe that this
Speaker 4: show has that I think, Yeah, we're pissed off that
Speaker 4: the episode happened last week, but again you're like bitching
Speaker 4: about it with everybody. You're kind of arguing your debate,
Speaker 4: and you can't wait to go into work the next
Speaker 4: day to talk about it with everybody that watched it
Speaker 4: at the shop. That's the vibe that this show is
Speaker 4: water cooler. Time just gave them a free shoutout right there.
Speaker 12: It's great, and it's great to have a show to
Speaker 12: watch with the lady, Like the lady and I having
Speaker 12: a show with your with your wife or something like
Speaker 12: like white Lotus. We're crushing white Lotus together and we
Speaker 12: flew in last night Sunday night. Uh, and we're like,
Speaker 12: I totally don't think about watching with that. I would
Speaker 12: never And so did we get back into town watch
Speaker 12: that it's the best.
Speaker 5: Dude, Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 4: And having something with your lady that is. That's some
Speaker 4: game for all the young cats out there, that getting
Speaker 4: married like it is. Yeah, so you were talking about
Speaker 4: earlier like Court and the Boys is now like a
Speaker 4: thing like when we were talking about when we were
Speaker 4: talking about pub G last week. You're kind of building
Speaker 4: it up and four playing throughout the week, like, let's
Speaker 4: set up this time because we're gonna have to schedule
Speaker 4: some things around. We got a double date happening this Saturday.
Speaker 4: Let's get a Friday. Once you locked that time in,
Speaker 4: it's teasing up all the way to the moment. Then
Speaker 4: you're just gooding with the boys.
Speaker 12: At that point you just fired me exactly that right,
Speaker 12: there's how you spread the stuff, dude.
Speaker 5: Now yeah, bro, that was like a locker room.
Speaker 4: Yes, Bro, what what marriage advice would you give? Would
Speaker 4: you give Chad?
Speaker 12: I would say, well, you already are very skilled at
Speaker 12: making love, so you're good on that front. That's fine.
Speaker 12: Better to the probably than even I am.
Speaker 1: I'm a monster.
Speaker 5: Yeah, give her if you're a giver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just yeah, I'm just like, let me eat that.
Speaker 5: But oh yeah, I would say, you know, because.
Speaker 4: Having a girlfriend's a lot different than being married.
Speaker 5: You're sure your roommate.
Speaker 12: You gotta just make sure you're and you guys already
Speaker 12: lived together, you know that, just like being a good
Speaker 12: like uh like human, you know what I mean, even
Speaker 12: before like anything else, like keeping your shit clean, staying
Speaker 12: on top of your stuff mm hmm, communicating, and then
Speaker 12: not keeping score, which is tough to do because you'll
Speaker 12: be like, well I took the track, Well, you know
Speaker 12: I did clean the bathroom last week. By the way,
Speaker 12: my wife kicks my ass on all that stuff for
Speaker 12: keeping score. She's kicking my ass. But trying not to
Speaker 12: do that is good and just being like yeah.
Speaker 4: Cause she'll get you at one point with hey, when
Speaker 4: you're gonna when you're gonna clean up what you said
Speaker 4: you was gonna clean up, and you're like, hey, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna get to it. Oh, your time zones are just
Speaker 4: way off, like they want stuff that I know. My
Speaker 4: wife she'll be like you said this for about three
Speaker 4: weeks now. Yeah, but when you're gonna open this box
Speaker 4: from Amazon right right, I'm gonna get to.
Speaker 5: It big time cleaning dude, Honestly, bro, if you clean,
Speaker 5: if you want to get your wife in the mood, dude,
Speaker 5: clean your place.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 12: If she's out of town, or she goes out, does whatever.
Speaker 12: She's at work for a few hours.
Speaker 5: You got the day off.
Speaker 12: Hire a whole crew, Get all the boys together. I'd
Speaker 12: be a sick video. Get the boys together, clean the crew,
Speaker 12: hang out, tap it up, you know, maybe order little
Speaker 12: food when you're all done, send the boys away. Wife
Speaker 12: comes home to a clean house.
Speaker 4: Sweetheart? Did you clean the house?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It was all I thought about all day long. Wow.
Speaker 4: I got done with my day and I thought, how
Speaker 4: can I be the husband that you deserve.
Speaker 5: I knew you were gonna have a stressful day. I
Speaker 5: want to make sure you came back to a nice
Speaker 5: in room.
Speaker 4: Wow, you guys.
Speaker 5: I wanted you to feel special when you go. It's
Speaker 5: some game when you have kids.
Speaker 4: It's like if she's doing bedtime, like, you do the
Speaker 4: dishes and make sure everything's cleaned up. When they come
Speaker 4: down and you're it's you got Apple TV on, ready
Speaker 4: to go? Yeahady, done that, You did the dishes, You
Speaker 4: clean everything up. I got you get your water. Matter
Speaker 4: of fact, I already got your ice water sitting right here. Wow.
Speaker 4: Let's watch them seven.
Speaker 5: They say there's statistics about like only fifty percent of
Speaker 5: marriages last here in the way you two talk, you
Speaker 5: guys won't be part of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, give him some game too, dude.
Speaker 12: Only fifty percent is your chance of doggy that night?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 5: Yeah, big time. And then then your answer is only
Speaker 5: if you want what you want, only you want. Got
Speaker 5: to be a giver, gotta be a love if you want.
Speaker 5: She says that to you, And well, we got some
Speaker 5: questions form Will Compton's bulge. Were some good questions to
Speaker 5: ask on a second date, not a first date that
Speaker 5: a lady would like to hear. Personally, I think second
Speaker 5: dates are harder than the first. The people that are
Speaker 5: just tuning into the show. You gentlemen, are a great
Speaker 5: relationship advice givers. Correct relationship consultants.
Speaker 12: Try to be we try, we try, you know, we
Speaker 12: speak from our experience and we try to be honest.
Speaker 12: Take her leave, you know. But yeah, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: Good questions second date. Just right at the top of
Speaker 1: the date, what are your politics?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Nice, Just get right into.
Speaker 5: Draw a line of the sand right away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be like, what are you into? Who do you
Speaker 1: vote for? And that kind of like that gets that
Speaker 1: will get things either like nice and heated. So you
Speaker 1: know then you then your makeout says after will be
Speaker 1: like they're like, there's a lot of tension in there
Speaker 1: and now we're just sucking face. Or they'll be like
Speaker 1: you you'll bond really deeply and uh. Then it all
Speaker 1: sets up for a good makeout at the end of
Speaker 1: the second date.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a good that's a good one.
Speaker 5: I like that a lot.
Speaker 4: What's your what you know? What are your politics? What's
Speaker 4: your takes?
Speaker 5: I would say like, yeah, what's your Yeah? You just
Speaker 5: you just say a country, Ukraine, go Pakistan, go Brazil,
Speaker 5: Go talk at me what Australia. How do you feel now?
Speaker 1: Now give me a breakdown?
Speaker 4: What do you think it's Zelensky last week?
Speaker 5: Does he need to suit up? I think the sweaters
Speaker 5: are sick. I actually like to look it's tactical. It's
Speaker 5: a good tactical.
Speaker 1: Look Lensky's outfit.
Speaker 5: What do you think you're fashion?
Speaker 12: You're technically talking fashion. Did I think a good second Yeah?
Speaker 5: Second date?
Speaker 12: I could see it being hard. You know things well
Speaker 12: on the first date. You want to keep that going,
Speaker 12: you know, a first date. I always think a good
Speaker 12: move is like a walking date. Keep it moving, like
Speaker 12: like here if there's like a river walk walk in
Speaker 12: the strand of the beach in California is always a
Speaker 12: move with the fucking dank Osa e bowl or smoothie
Speaker 12: second date. I think it's like I think the move
Speaker 12: is if you're a dude, you have the luxury of
Speaker 12: planning this traditionally, but pick something that speaks to you
Speaker 12: a little bit, like I might try to take the
Speaker 12: pressure off myself. Go to a comedy show. See what
Speaker 12: she laughs out.
Speaker 5: Learn humor.
Speaker 12: Then you immediately have maybe go to the early show.
Speaker 12: If it goes well, you got a drink after you
Speaker 12: talk about the set you saw. Did you love it
Speaker 12: or you hate it? Or whatever you're into. If you're
Speaker 12: into paintball, be like, hey, let's go paintballing.
Speaker 5: I think that'd be sick. Figure out your handles a gun.
Speaker 5: Am understands strategically how she operates.
Speaker 1: My giver commands Yeah, like like bum rush.
Speaker 5: That silent once.
Speaker 12: Rushed on all fours, tell to come bag you bag
Speaker 12: me aggressively, one on one paintball.
Speaker 1: Dude, flank giant map, blank, right, flank right, don't see
Speaker 1: each other for twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: Lost in this giant map. You go to the snack
Speaker 5: bar for half of it, and she's still out there.
Speaker 5: Oh but I was wonder where you were. But then
Speaker 5: when she comes back, you already have hot dogs and notch,
Speaker 5: just waiting for her. Exactly, dude, exactly, and he's in
Speaker 5: a full sweat. She thinks you left her. It's never
Speaker 5: the right temperature at paintball. I don't care what time
Speaker 5: it is. You're sweating.
Speaker 12: You're you want to lose weight, Go paintball, Dude, You're
Speaker 12: gonna sweat everything.
Speaker 4: What she's thinking? What the fuck did I get myself into? You?
Speaker 4: Ask her a question to learn about here, like, Hey,
Speaker 4: what's a goal or a dream that you've held onto
Speaker 4: and never went after? Woa, I've had something. You're getting
Speaker 4: laid that night.
Speaker 5: See for me, the second date is always about the
Speaker 5: preparation before the second day. The first date goes well,
Speaker 5: and let's say you want to go out the next week,
Speaker 5: you're spending those next five six days adding nuggets. Hey
Speaker 5: what do you doing today? What are you up to?
Speaker 5: But you don't follow up on that. You get to
Speaker 5: the second date, you have easy conversation. Hey, Monday you
Speaker 5: said you had a big businessman. How that? Oh? Go
Speaker 5: down with them, So you do a little homework before
Speaker 5: then you hit them with the paintball, getting the notes
Speaker 5: of hot dogs, big goal. Guess what you're scoring. You're
Speaker 5: getting back. You're getting back, dud.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: You know what's good with paintball too on a date
Speaker 1: is if you shoot them yourself to test their integrity, like.
Speaker 5: Like are you out? Like what if they say no?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say no, then you're like, just.
Speaker 12: Yell a barrel plug and we're a lot. Put your
Speaker 12: barrel plug in unsafe. You're being dangerous, you're being dangerous.
Speaker 1: My first my second day was actually she can't do
Speaker 1: a comedy. She came to my show, which was which
Speaker 1: was no way. Yes I was because I was like
Speaker 1: really into it. I was like if I bomb, She's
Speaker 1: like, I want to come on the show. I was like okay,
Speaker 1: and I was like if I bomb, like that's yeah.
Speaker 4: I probably won't be doing a show for a while.
Speaker 4: She's like, I just saw you post on Instagram.
Speaker 7: Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. I was like, yeah, it's actually not happening.
Speaker 1: I saw her like on stage. I was like, I
Speaker 1: got a boner now, yes, just busted on stage, just
Speaker 1: busted on stage.
Speaker 4: What's up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like, who's this chick?
Speaker 11: Is this your man?
Speaker 1: I on YouTube?
Speaker 5: My dad?
Speaker 1: Dumbass in the nice sweater? Just yeah, just nagging her
Speaker 1: from the stage, Well where'd you get that sweater?
Speaker 4: Ross?
Speaker 5: She's like, what, dude, how did that second date show go?
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 1: It went okay? It was like it was a bar
Speaker 1: show in San Diego. I like, had a good set,
Speaker 1: but you know in your mind, you like you want
Speaker 1: to like crush, and it's it's tough at a bar show.
Speaker 1: It's kind of loud, you know, from the background. So
Speaker 1: it went okay. But she was like, I think it
Speaker 1: was nice. That went like kind of okay because I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, she actually likes me for me a
Speaker 1: little bit more than like if I like crush. You
Speaker 1: know you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she thinks yourself. I just scored. Yeah, no one's
Speaker 5: found this guy yet. I'll just hitch my wagon to him.
Speaker 5: But if you did, okay, she doesn't know if you're
Speaker 5: gonna be successful or not.
Speaker 1: Just know you're gonna be the Chad you are today exactly.
Speaker 5: She's got you got to ride it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm like, what do you think of that
Speaker 1: tea bag bit?
Speaker 5: What would you have done if she started giving you
Speaker 5: advice on that, Like she came up and say, hey,
Speaker 5: I like this set with the tea bag bit. I
Speaker 5: think it'd be a lot better for your X, Y
Speaker 5: and Z.
Speaker 4: He'd be like, I don't like your calves. You gotta bounce?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, time to go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why don't you take the stairs?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It is a Sherman is a true stoker because she
Speaker 4: has been trying to implement paintball. Oh you have with
Speaker 4: the squad. He just always just brings it.
Speaker 5: I will say a lot of paintball talk. I said
Speaker 5: this in the last show because s was bringing it up.
Speaker 5: I've only been paintballing like one or two times in
Speaker 5: my life. It's fun. Man, You're a big target though,
Speaker 5: that's what we're trying to un nimble, is true? I
Speaker 5: can move a little bit.
Speaker 4: Maybe.
Speaker 5: No, I did not say that.
Speaker 4: No, Taylor, we should go against like I know.
Speaker 5: It was funny.
Speaker 12: Growing up in southern California, we were wrap by Camp Pendleton,
Speaker 12: and so the myth was, which in hindsight is so
Speaker 12: untrue because like kids would have their birthday parties at
Speaker 12: paintball penalty due were going at penalty indeed the Marines paintball.
Speaker 1: There, Dude.
Speaker 12: In hindsight, it's like no Marines paintballing on the weekend.
Speaker 5: They're they're like out at the bar out or like, yeah,
Speaker 5: anywhere works five days this week, you want to go
Speaker 5: do the same thing exactly, they're anywhere but the base.
Speaker 5: But like you thought every adult on the course was
Speaker 5: a marine, dude, was so funny. Oh I thought she
Speaker 5: had a harness on, like she was in the air
Speaker 5: suspended like the thrown around. But that's just vertical.
Speaker 12: See this looks cool. This is like a classic varsity blues.
Speaker 12: Like the angles don't add up for football, like you know,
Speaker 12: like like like when you see the filmmaking of the football,
Speaker 12: like guys are tackling at a downward angle like yeah,
Speaker 12: and sacking se inefficient paintball move by this lady here,
Speaker 12: I'll be it sick.
Speaker 1: That's my wife.
Speaker 5: Yeah, paintball will be fun. Paple would be a good time.
Speaker 1: Paintball is so fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when that paints flying and you are against a
Speaker 4: good squad, it is it is pretty terrifying.
Speaker 5: So I've never been in a situation where my backs
Speaker 5: against the wall against a good squad. I was just
Speaker 5: playing against other football players and they're bigger or the
Speaker 5: same size as me, right, yeah, so easy just to
Speaker 5: pack them down, no problem.
Speaker 12: What position in football would translate the best, dude, cause
Speaker 12: these guys are pretty good athletes, dude, and the finger
Speaker 12: speed your barber could get.
Speaker 4: In there and just.
Speaker 5: Yeah, girl, yeah, I mean it had to be corner
Speaker 5: or wide receiver.
Speaker 12: Right, is corner the best athlete on the field.
Speaker 5: That's my theory. Besides the left tackle, I would say so.
Speaker 5: I mean you think pound for pound, huge left big boys,
Speaker 5: nimble moving islands, the whole thing. But yeah, corners are
Speaker 5: pretty solid.
Speaker 4: D You're running backwards and you got to react, you
Speaker 4: don't know what's happening, and.
Speaker 12: You're always undersize. You're going up against someone who's like
Speaker 12: six inches taller than you, at least in forty pounds
Speaker 12: heavy every single time.
Speaker 4: Not just standing there and strapping up against DK Metcalf
Speaker 4: just across the line of scramming a j Brown wanting
Speaker 4: to you're like a press corner. You're like, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: have to butt hands on this.
Speaker 5: Just having to go against black g I Joe's all day. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that'd be tough.
Speaker 1: Look at this that's intimidating.
Speaker 5: Like if you if you're trying to get a job
Speaker 5: and that's in your crew right there. Wow, you're getting
Speaker 5: the job, right of DK. Yeah, bro, Yeah, d'st dude.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine having a rig like that? What's your
Speaker 1: day like?
Speaker 5: Do you own a T shirt if you look like that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 12: No, No, everywhere you're saving money, you're saving corner.
Speaker 5: Chill. Yeah, on the beach. Now he's going to going
Speaker 5: to Pittsburgh built in.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm looking at some Josh Allen's getting that money
Speaker 12: even though he couldn't get a yard.
Speaker 5: Dude, I mean, I don't know, Bro, I'm.
Speaker 12: A big Levis guy. I'm a big Levis dude. Yeah,
Speaker 12: Levis Is Jack, pull him up, Miles Garrett. He just
Speaker 12: signed up a huge ass contract.
Speaker 5: That huge ass contract right there?
Speaker 4: Are they really you know that's gonna be Yeah?
Speaker 5: I saw splaying this weekend?
Speaker 4: Did you really? Yes?
Speaker 5: Do you guys think.
Speaker 12: Really Rogers and the Steelers is a good move?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: By yeah. Do you see what he did last year? Yes?
Speaker 12: I mean his last six games was pretty sick. But
Speaker 12: is it gonna be annoying? And then he's like, oh,
Speaker 12: let's get Adams to the receiving room now, and then
Speaker 12: you've got d k.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 5: He actually did go to the two years forty six
Speaker 5: million dollars. Aaron Rodgers is a stut, there's no doubt
Speaker 5: about it. And now he's Tomlin as a head coach man.
Speaker 5: Take the car keys and go get ahead, do what
Speaker 5: you wanta. George Pickens, you got nausea Harris, and you
Speaker 5: got DK Metcalf with a decent offensive line. Boys're gonna
Speaker 5: cook this year. And Arthur Smith is an o c.
Speaker 1: Come on, did you guys have Josh Allen on the pod?
Speaker 5: He sat right there. Yeah, wow, I do love Jos.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know. Could get a yard?
Speaker 5: Josh is the man. But that bar you said about
Speaker 5: get all that paper but couldn't get a yard, that's
Speaker 5: a good bar. That's a good ship talking about he
Speaker 5: got a yard? Bro?
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, shut out.
Speaker 12: Then some dude, if you're getting paid that much, dough, dude,
Speaker 12: get it yard and a half. Fu come on, make
Speaker 12: it you know what, Like they're say in comedy, it's
Speaker 12: what Steve Martin said. You gotta be undeniable. Make it undeniable.
Speaker 12: Although this is the you know he's not the only
Speaker 12: one doing it.
Speaker 5: It's a lot of guys involved here, a lot of guys.
Speaker 4: That's okay, Josh Allen, I'd say he did get it.
Speaker 4: He'd be about the stoke. Yeah, the first part he
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Speaker 4: he had to call a bow Time on the first
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Speaker 4: pounded like thirteen old fashions the night before because he's
Speaker 4: in town for I was gonna say, kittlefest tighten you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's I love watching that guy.
Speaker 12: Pay him more. I changed my stance entirely. Yeah, three
Speaker 12: or thirty millions, not tell you what, dude, Yeah, it's
Speaker 12: the whole nine yards, am I right?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Come on, bro, what it'll be interesting about Aaron
Speaker 4: Rodgers to the Steelers. Is last year when Russ came
Speaker 4: to the Steelers. I know, like Tomlin was very was
Speaker 4: very instrumental in kind of helping shift the image a
Speaker 4: little bit with Russ, like, Hey, all the outside bullshit,
Speaker 4: You're not gonna be doing any of that when you
Speaker 4: come here. I'm kind of I'm just saying that. However,
Speaker 4: I'm taking it in the context. I'm butchering that. I'm
Speaker 4: sure it's much lighter. But it'll be interesting to see
Speaker 4: how those conversations are with Aaron, because Aaron does so
Speaker 4: many things off the field, like the mcav show and
Speaker 4: everything else. Ayahuasca, but you know what i mean, just
Speaker 4: always talking in the media and everything like that. I
Speaker 4: don't think stop. I don't think that conversations had because
Speaker 4: Steelers Pittsburgh is a way better organization than the Jets.
Speaker 5: And Tom has a culture, like a head coach brings
Speaker 5: a culture. And it's like I mean, Bell, He's he
Speaker 5: had Antonio Brown, with the Pouncy Brothers, with you know,
Speaker 5: all these different unique personalities and he's able.
Speaker 4: To job well like Arthur Smith will do a great job.
Speaker 5: Just gonna do great with Aaron Rodgers. Steelers contenders Jersey.
Speaker 5: Jerry is gonna be happy, dude. That's a tough division
Speaker 5: to j is great.
Speaker 1: I love R He's funny. Him and Robbie Berger. When
Speaker 1: he's like, do you guys know Robbie Berger?
Speaker 5: I don't think I do.
Speaker 4: He does.
Speaker 5: Sports. Yes, when he was.
Speaker 1: With h when he was doing like content with Robbie Berger,
Speaker 1: that's where I cam hip to him. That guy is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Both those guys are great. Jerry's all time this this
Speaker 1: might be a loaded question. I don't know if it is.
Speaker 1: If you could play for any team based on location
Speaker 1: and vibe, what would it be because I always wonder
Speaker 1: about I feel like I'd go to Miami just because Miami.
Speaker 4: That's a good a good point like the team too.
Speaker 1: I think I think maybe just location and yeah.
Speaker 5: Say location stuff. Because you were talking about vibe, like
Speaker 5: something you want to represent that's like badass like that
Speaker 5: is that's an easy answer for me. That's the Raiders, right.
Speaker 5: I think you like the vibe of the Raiders when
Speaker 5: they're at Oakland or even even now, like they've got
Speaker 5: like a bad boy attitude and their color scheme goes
Speaker 5: so hard.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: But I don't know if I don't want to live
Speaker 5: in Vegas full time because I would go broke. I
Speaker 5: would that's my personality. I love Gambling's a huge issue
Speaker 5: right now. It's bakarat you speak blackchat, but but it
Speaker 5: was it's not.
Speaker 1: I just became a craps guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you would be an all time crabs guy to
Speaker 5: hang out with. My first is that is vibe? That
Speaker 5: is everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my first my first time rolling, I had like
Speaker 1: a monster whatever you call it, sash, Yeah, my sister
Speaker 1: monster run.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 1: And then it was like it was like forty five
Speaker 1: minutes that was with my sister. She's teaching me, She's
Speaker 1: like roll again. I was like all right, and the
Speaker 1: guys at the other end of the table were like
Speaker 1: let's go, and I was like, yeah, fucking there.
Speaker 4: It was so good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it is the best, dude, when you get everyone
Speaker 12: around the cat, you cheer for the guy you're on
Speaker 12: the same.
Speaker 5: Team, on the same team exactly, and there's all it's
Speaker 5: like a great sample size for society, Like you have
Speaker 5: all these people, a group of people that are sitting
Speaker 5: there going we're all in it for the one thing
Speaker 5: right now, that's they get this point. We're all putting
Speaker 5: on the coum bets and all these different things, and
Speaker 5: then there's the was it schmolb smoll who doesn't and
Speaker 5: they go against you. Yes, there's one guy in there
Speaker 5: that's being an asshole. Everybody else is being a unit
Speaker 5: and a team, and you just hope you can beat
Speaker 5: that guy's ass man. Yeah, yeah, fuck that guy, Fuck
Speaker 5: that guy.
Speaker 12: Blackjack's so fun too. If you're with the boys, you're
Speaker 12: all sitting at the table. If you can all roll
Speaker 12: up on a table, the best. Yeah, also a schmol scenario, though,
Speaker 12: someone can come over and then they're splitting tens and
Speaker 12: it's like, what are you doing, dude?
Speaker 5: Get out, get away.
Speaker 4: Right, unless that's the vibe, unless all the boys are
Speaker 4: on board.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh.
Speaker 12: Sometimes you get like a stranger and you become like
Speaker 12: best friends with them.
Speaker 5: You're like, you're the best dude.
Speaker 12: Yeah, and you go do I hit?
Speaker 4: Do I hit? If the dealer's showing like a four
Speaker 4: and you're holding a twelve and you're like hitting, it's like, hey,
Speaker 4: why you hit it?
Speaker 5: Exactly exactly. Sometimes they got to take one for the team.
Speaker 5: Vibe something about that vibe.
Speaker 4: But yeah, Raiders or Dallas I think the star would
Speaker 4: be sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dallas. Dallas seems like it'd be cool just because
Speaker 1: of there, and like it seems like to be cool
Speaker 1: to play for a team where it's like they're like
Speaker 1: it's an institution, where it's it's like it's ingrained in
Speaker 1: the city.
Speaker 5: And place that would have been great would have been
Speaker 5: the Chargers San Diego. Yeah, Oh, he's calling you right now,
Speaker 5: Josh Allen, No Jersey, Jerry.
Speaker 4: Jerry, slow down, tell me you're you're you're on busting
Speaker 4: with the boy. As a matter of fact, your name
Speaker 4: just came up like four minutes ago because it seems
Speaker 4: like Aaron Rodgers is going to the Steelers.
Speaker 8: You getting that info while you're putting out tweets like
Speaker 8: that face swaps.
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened. What was the tweet?
Speaker 5: And Rogers he said, who the fuck is.
Speaker 4: Running your Twitter? Is that not happening?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: What are you asking?
Speaker 2: Is it happening?
Speaker 4: I don't know. That's what Sheran just that's what Sherman
Speaker 4: in the back just said. He's like, Hey, they're closing
Speaker 4: in on a deal with Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers.
Speaker 4: Is that real?
Speaker 5: Who listen? I wouldn't hate it, I'd like it.
Speaker 4: It'd be you know, I'm fine with it.
Speaker 8: But he can't be putting stuff out there.
Speaker 4: You can hope.
Speaker 5: Sporting news dot com.
Speaker 4: Tracker. So, sportingnews dot com has a life for agency
Speaker 4: tracker and they said, what Jack, They are close to
Speaker 4: a deal. And there's also other and there's also other
Speaker 4: notable people on Twitter too that have been confirming.
Speaker 5: Hey, Jerry, Jerry Taylor here, why would you not like
Speaker 5: Aaron Rodgers?
Speaker 8: Not that I wouldn't like him, it's just that, like,
Speaker 8: what is he gonna give us a year?
Speaker 4: You know? I mean if you guys go all in
Speaker 4: all one year, it's like you got to be pumped
Speaker 4: about them trying to put money into the offense, right of.
Speaker 8: Course, yes, yes, yes, but I would love that connection
Speaker 8: with Russey and d k Oh.
Speaker 4: That's right. You are. You are sussy for Russy since
Speaker 4: day one.
Speaker 5: See, I'm not sussy for Russy.
Speaker 4: I don't know. We'll see, we'll see.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna be very mad at Sherman if.
Speaker 4: It doesn't happen. Okay, Hey, what's the Instagram? What's the Instagram? Oh?
Speaker 4: Same photo? Gotcha? Who the fuck is running your Twitter.
Speaker 4: Oh easy, Jerry, Easy, Hey Jerry. When when's mister Jerry
Speaker 4: coming out? Sometime in May? I'll keep you posting, Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, I love it. We love you and the
Speaker 4: boys we got uh we got Chad Kroger and uh
Speaker 4: Stu Strider Wilson on the bus.
Speaker 5: Love that, love that. Enjoy all right, love you legend
Speaker 5: carrot all I say, all right, cool, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 5: due the fuck is running your Twitter? So he's coming
Speaker 5: out with mister mister Jerry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so Jersey Jerry. He's coming out with mister Jerry
Speaker 4: and knock off of Miss Rachel.
Speaker 5: Miss Rachel. Yeah, but are your boy, Prince? Yeah, they're
Speaker 5: they're officially in direct competition with each other. So you
Speaker 5: gotta draw a line in the sand, mister Jerry. That's awesome, dude.
Speaker 4: I can't enjoy both like I enjoy Miss Rachel. I
Speaker 4: don't watch you.
Speaker 5: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 5: You can't. You can't enjoy both, Prince, mister, you can't
Speaker 5: enjoy both. I just feel like sometimes you gotta pick one.
Speaker 5: He can't be a fan of the Red Sox and
Speaker 5: the Yankees, Like.
Speaker 4: I don't know if if Prince though rolls out episodes.
Speaker 5: I think he just does.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just is like you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: like the episodes kid shows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, would you guys ever run into the uh kids
Speaker 5: show world? I feel like you guys would.
Speaker 13: Do phenomenal Yeah, like like right one, or like like
Speaker 13: a like a miss Rachel type thing or mister Jerry,
Speaker 13: that's about to happen, mister agg Yeah.
Speaker 1: Blues clues and I think I would rip it.
Speaker 5: I think you would crush blues clues.
Speaker 1: That'd be sick, like, what are we doing?
Speaker 5: The original Steve Steve.
Speaker 1: Steve Yeah, I mean I'd be like Steve, but yeah,
Speaker 1: he got hooked on crack.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, I think he was, Yeah, class
Speaker 5: I think it was coke, not cracked. Man, I have
Speaker 5: been cracked, like one of the same, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Yeah, blues clues, I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you guys see this clue or you guys fired up?
Speaker 1: It was this like a fucking oh.
Speaker 5: Ship was crimed. Yeah, yeah, and we got.
Speaker 1: Clues like what like what a blue?
Speaker 5: How are you doing in blue? Like barks save a
Speaker 5: little every single time?
Speaker 1: Man, that's a good I never thought about that.
Speaker 5: The show is an elite show. Mister Salt, missus Pepper,
Speaker 5: but then their kids Paprika, Yeah, and going on in
Speaker 5: that relationship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh dude, DM Nickelodeon, just be like, what do
Speaker 1: you guys think, is it.
Speaker 5: Time to bring it back? You would do so great
Speaker 5: at that, that would be. But also the drunks. How's
Speaker 5: your drunks? Because I feel like anytime I saw Steve
Speaker 5: the way he was like, we found a mailbox, and
Speaker 5: he would do the mailbox in such a simplistic yet
Speaker 5: beautiful way.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just stick figures. It would be tough not
Speaker 1: to draw dicks too, because I realize it's like a
Speaker 1: kids show, but I'm like, it's just hilarious strong dicks.
Speaker 13: Yeah, just stick figuring this a small little yeah, yeah,
Speaker 13: you know, like a couple of rocks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like all those like kids movies, they have little
Speaker 1: like hidden gems for adults, you know, like like sort
Speaker 1: of like, yeah, I just have like a dick and
Speaker 1: like every.
Speaker 5: Sexual yeah, you would not be subtle about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It is for the parents.
Speaker 5: Yeah, look away. For the kids, it's just like the
Speaker 5: most detailed penis you.
Speaker 4: Write, you write, you write it on the screen too.
Speaker 4: This is for the parents. Not the kids. They can't
Speaker 4: read that three.
Speaker 5: Two one, oh, what is a dick? That's dick? They back,
Speaker 5: it goes back to something else.
Speaker 1: Like, bro, what's this clue? And it's just a huge
Speaker 1: what's this clue?
Speaker 5: Yeah? An adult loose clues actually would probably better than
Speaker 5: the kids show itself. Yeah yeah, But speaking of dicks,
Speaker 5: you guys went on a journey of your lives and
Speaker 5: that's to bring a take away a small dong shame.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I mean I saw your process.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, it started with Strider. Actually he got
Speaker 1: We were going one of our weekly streaks and Strader
Speaker 1: got shame for having a small dank.
Speaker 12: A lot of people laughed at me outside of a
Speaker 12: d m V. You know, people say, oh, man, that
Speaker 12: tall guy has especially small penis. I would would always
Speaker 12: justify to myself saying I have a taller frame, so
Speaker 12: therefore maybe make it look smaller. Turns out it's a
Speaker 12: double negative, just some tall body with a small weenie.
Speaker 12: But then my boys were like, dude, let's end that
Speaker 12: small dong shame. That's just something I can't control. This
Speaker 12: is the wiener that I was given so and it's
Speaker 12: made me develop other love making moves. So it's actually
Speaker 12: been a benefit.
Speaker 5: You know. Now I'm tee darting. Now my wife can
Speaker 5: pick me up. She know you can. She can do
Speaker 5: all sorts of moves on me that I never even
Speaker 5: thought of. Sixty nine reverse.
Speaker 12: Sixty nine nice legit is that what you're on top?
Speaker 12: That's where my wife picks me up, flips me over
Speaker 12: and we go to town to town. Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 12: got to Yeah, oh dude, we definitely our love making
Speaker 12: music is definitely like rush heavy, just double foot pedal
Speaker 12: always when making love. Dude, none of this, you know,
Speaker 12: easy listening. But this was the biggest dude, was the
Speaker 12: there we are ending small dog cham we you guys
Speaker 12: got permits and we went around Los Angeles is downtown LA.
Speaker 1: The route was in the shape of a dick, was it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if the helicopter was watching it, see.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the kind of detail people don't understand sometimes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know Bill Maher covered it really here
Speaker 1: in LA. We had a small dong march I try
Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, Kyle Dunagan does a great impression.
Speaker 5: Impressures are the best.
Speaker 4: Let's let's live in the small dong mindset for a second.
Speaker 4: That had to have come with a lot of pressure.
Speaker 5: Of course. And I played.
Speaker 12: I played volleyball in college and and through high school,
Speaker 12: and I've always been on teams, and I've always been
Speaker 12: in locker rooms. In locker rooms, look, you know, there's etiquette.
Speaker 12: You're in the shower whatever.
Speaker 5: He has a going eye contact, but your clock and
Speaker 5: everyone's clocking everyone thing on this podcast, everyone meet peaks.
Speaker 12: Of course, of course I was. And there's like twenty
Speaker 12: dudes on a volleyball team. I was always bottom eighteen,
Speaker 12: always bottomating.
Speaker 4: And that has to be tough too, because your frame,
Speaker 4: it's like this dude obviously as a as a massive piece,
Speaker 4: because again you got you're kind of like a lanky,
Speaker 4: tall guy. Yes, got a little nose, got a little
Speaker 4: nose on you to be like he's got he's working
Speaker 4: with a pipe down there. Yeah, a guy with that frame,
Speaker 4: Taylor knife, see you.
Speaker 5: I probably I pride myself on being in a locker
Speaker 5: room for most of my life and understanding what the
Speaker 5: body frame is for a big piece. And you would
Speaker 5: have tricked me exactly.
Speaker 12: And imagine uh, my wife when we first made love
Speaker 12: and she's thinking to herself, I'm gonna get myself and
Speaker 12: not a nice little treat, a nice big treat. And
Speaker 12: but now my wife loves me, she says, my wiener's.
Speaker 5: Fine, and that's nice. That's yeah. How long I take
Speaker 5: her to get to fine? Was the immediate?
Speaker 4: Was she?
Speaker 5: Was she always body positive? Or was it tough to
Speaker 5: me thirteen years to propose there's a reason like.
Speaker 4: Are you somebody that has to get it under the covers? Person?
Speaker 4: And then take your boxers off?
Speaker 12: I'm a lights off guy. Wow, I'm a lights off guy.
Speaker 12: Candle mood, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah? That also, that's a good way to kind of distract.
Speaker 5: Are there anything you don't want them to really notice? Correct?
Speaker 12: My wife comes in the room, she says, turn the
Speaker 12: lights on, spread them.
Speaker 5: You know, that's what she did want to see you.
Speaker 5: Brave of her as well though, too? Yeah? Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: oh yeah, god. And I'll wear a thong Carhart but
Speaker 5: still a thong. Yeah, doesn't chaf?
Speaker 12: Oh did they make good quality stuff? But the way
Speaker 12: we move, yeah.
Speaker 4: There is for your first time, I had to be high.
Speaker 4: You got to make sure kind of like the notebook
Speaker 4: where they're standing there in front of fire and just
Speaker 4: going one article at a time and He's like, are
Speaker 4: you sure. I'm scared that you're not gonna be okay
Speaker 4: with this? She just like lets him know, like you're
Speaker 4: in a safe space. Yeah, what is that's?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, that's I think he looked good there.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that. Yeah, that was a vulnerable state for
Speaker 4: me as well. Tom Brady posted a photo that was
Speaker 4: very similar, so I had to, oh nice, let him know.
Speaker 4: I had just show him what a real alpha looked like.
Speaker 1: I got said, stratter, you carry big hog energy though.
Speaker 4: You do?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is that a downfall?
Speaker 12: Yes, you have such big dick energy to compensation. Yeah,
Speaker 12: I would like to just be myself right now. I'd
Speaker 12: like to still be curled up in my hotel room.
Speaker 5: Taking a nap.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd like to just be doing that. You know
Speaker 5: he's not ready, Yeah exactly, That's that's my true nature.
Speaker 5: I just want to shell up, dude.
Speaker 4: But you's got a fluff it all day. I'm like,
Speaker 4: I if there's like a weird thing I do that
Speaker 4: people don't necessarily know about, is I'm always like fluffing
Speaker 4: myself throughout the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know right now, it's not like very very nervous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know this when when we met, when we
Speaker 1: before we shook hands.
Speaker 4: You really yeah, like you like, what up?
Speaker 5: Just adapts? Give us a little blood down there? Which
Speaker 5: is it? I get it? Yeah, you want that.
Speaker 1: My Small Dong journey was kind of a rude awakening
Speaker 1: because I played water polo and uh, I did it
Speaker 1: for the tan and shot off my bulge because I
Speaker 1: was I thought I had a good bulge, and so
Speaker 1: I played water polo and then you know, my first match,
Speaker 1: like I invited my crush and like, cause my my
Speaker 1: plan was to have my crush see me. She seen
Speaker 1: my bulge, she'd be like, Okay, you're the guy, you know.
Speaker 1: And but then I didn't realize that I had a
Speaker 1: pointy bulge. You guys, what I'm talking about for the
Speaker 1: shaft rests on the sack instead of wrapping around.
Speaker 5: Called that a bird's nests.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a little tent.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And she bailed at halftime. No yeah, And I was like, bros,
Speaker 1: what do you think happened? They're like, it's your bulge, man,
Speaker 1: it's plenty.
Speaker 5: So you thought your greatest asset ended up being your
Speaker 5: greatest demise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you know, I was just everyone's just
Speaker 1: so nice to me growing up. They're like, yeah, did
Speaker 1: you guys sell the peas? But they were just that's
Speaker 1: that's that's the downside being too nice is like, you know,
Speaker 1: I had all this like kind of false reinforcement where
Speaker 1: people like, hey, you got a fire piece and you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm laughing because it's so traumatic.
Speaker 5: This is that's tough to do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then and then and then, like my buddy
Speaker 1: who's like a straight shooter, he's like, look, it's your bulge,
Speaker 1: your bulge.
Speaker 5: Let me ask you this. So, if you guys are
Speaker 5: all about the stoke, you guys are all about body positivity,
Speaker 5: how do you achieve body positivity with your bros while
Speaker 5: also being honest with them? Because you never want to
Speaker 5: put your boys in a situation that you were in.
Speaker 5: It's a water polo, yeah, So how do you tell them, hey,
Speaker 5: the bulge is not the not the thing that's going
Speaker 5: to get you where you need to go.
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 1: If you like, let's say you have a buddy who
Speaker 1: has a pointy bulge, you know, and he's like he's like, bros, like,
Speaker 1: you know, what do you mean assessment? Like straight? You know,
Speaker 1: how's my bulge? I'd be like, dude, honestly, the bulge
Speaker 1: is like kind of you know, it's not the best bull,
Speaker 1: but your calves make up for it. You find something else.
Speaker 1: Threeundrdults will for sure make up for that thumb tech
Speaker 1: penis you got.
Speaker 12: It's beautiful. That really helped me. You would send that
Speaker 12: into a group text thread. We have a group text
Speaker 12: thread where we would send like our weightlifting regimen for
Speaker 12: the day and stuff, and we really emphasize form on there.
Speaker 12: You know, it's not oh did I put up these
Speaker 12: numbers today, It's like, great technique.
Speaker 5: You got low on that squad. You got to ninety.
Speaker 12: If you're just doing ninety, other guys have different goals,
Speaker 12: so you'll put your goal and whatever that is, we
Speaker 12: will support you on that journey. Yeah, and some goals
Speaker 12: you can't, Like you can't get it. I mean, you
Speaker 12: could get a penis extension. But we just said take
Speaker 12: what you got and make the best of it, you
Speaker 12: know what I mean. These are the ingredients that we have.
Speaker 12: Bake the best cake you can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, with what you got. And it's like too, like
Speaker 4: when you identify that a bro is struggling with a
Speaker 4: small piece and you know you have one as well.
Speaker 4: You kind of break the ice with like, hey, I
Speaker 4: got a small one too. Yeah, I know JP. I
Speaker 4: could tell he was nervous at one point in time,
Speaker 4: and I had to break out the story. I similar
Speaker 4: to you chat. I had to learn the hard way.
Speaker 4: I was in a locker room of my own back
Speaker 4: in Washington, and I walked in the shower and Quentin Dunbar,
Speaker 4: I'll never forget it. I'm walking toward the back corner
Speaker 4: because that's where I'm trying to hurry up and get
Speaker 4: to before I take off my towel, and he's like, Scrimp,
Speaker 4: there goes Scrimp and the whole team. I was on notice,
Speaker 4: and that unfortunately became my nickname. I had to learn
Speaker 4: the hard way. I mean I already knew it, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I kind of really you really get naked, Yeah, yes,
Speaker 4: when that gets unleashed on you. Yeah. So it's always
Speaker 4: been like a It's always been a point of emphasis
Speaker 4: when I know a fellow bros out there struggling with
Speaker 4: a small.
Speaker 12: Piece and you can tell you there was telltale signs
Speaker 12: like I was like I was buying. I bought a
Speaker 12: couple of chain necklaces.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: When I would greet you.
Speaker 12: I'd say, what's up, pussy bitch, you know, try to
Speaker 12: talk tough, and you're like, dude, that's not you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: I would rent convertibles. Did I went into heavy debt
Speaker 12: eating just convertibles.
Speaker 1: Really, He's a huge corvette guy.
Speaker 5: Just renting them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I uh, I remember one time we were He's like,
Speaker 1: you know one time too, You're like, what books are
Speaker 1: you reading. I'm like, oh, you know, like holes And
Speaker 1: I'm like, what.
Speaker 4: Are you reading?
Speaker 1: You're like the Game? Yeah, the Game by Neil Strauss.
Speaker 12: I'd be like, dude, you want to go serging for chicks.
Speaker 12: He's like, dude, we were both married. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 12: but let's just sarge. You know, let's just get out
Speaker 12: in the field. I'd say stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I know, but dude, thank you for sharing that. Thank
Speaker 1: you for that's a beautiful story.
Speaker 4: The space.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know what you created the space on
Speaker 1: our show A Small Dog.
Speaker 4: You know, there's an audience out there listening, like, hey,
Speaker 4: I kind of got a small piece, so maybe you
Speaker 4: can be a little bit more confident.
Speaker 5: There's at least it doesn't men out there right now
Speaker 5: wiping their tears yeah and saying they feeling that they
Speaker 5: finally have been heard. Yes, they finally found you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and then you know they have support.
Speaker 4: I mean, you've lost a bunch of weight. I'm sure
Speaker 4: you've got a lot of growth with that. So guys,
Speaker 4: it would be a little bit more heavy set, like, hey,
Speaker 4: there is opportunity out there, just lies in your discipline,
Speaker 4: in your day to day. Yeah, if he isn't who
Speaker 4: you are.
Speaker 5: I've lost sixty pounds and I've definitely seen a chain
Speaker 5: my piece, but bigger when you lost Yeah, it's well,
Speaker 5: at least it looks that way to me. It looks
Speaker 5: that way to.
Speaker 4: Me really, And I was like, my boy really is
Speaker 4: doing It's.
Speaker 5: Situation like when you try to you know, I try
Speaker 5: to overcompensate for that because I mean when I was
Speaker 5: in the locker room too, like offensive linemen, you know,
Speaker 5: usually have what we call a button penis when the
Speaker 5: food kind of pushes out too far and so you
Speaker 5: kind of that kind of just sets. It doesn't even
Speaker 5: touch the nutsack. So a lot of us have been
Speaker 5: shame for such a long time, and to see like
Speaker 5: even any droop at all, I started to get overly
Speaker 5: confident myself and I said some untimely things. On a
Speaker 5: road trip to Notre Dame. One time, there was that
Speaker 5: bottle you're right there, right there, and I said about
Speaker 5: my piece, It is kind of like tough to put
Speaker 5: it in there, but I was trying to brag about
Speaker 5: my piece, and actually I didn't have to do that.
Speaker 5: It was an insecurity, yes, exactly, was an insecurity.
Speaker 4: Because he goes out, I can barely fie it's why
Speaker 4: not the bottom we all just started.
Speaker 5: You know, takes his hat off, puts it on my head,
Speaker 5: and I knew right then there. I sat in silence
Speaker 5: for the next forty five minutes and just I was
Speaker 5: in total despair. It was terrible, but you live and
Speaker 5: you learn. That's why you do those things. You live
Speaker 5: and you learn. So I think there's a lot offensive
Speaker 5: linemen out there listening to this story, and I just
Speaker 5: want you guys to know you're not alone. Like you
Speaker 5: can lose this weight and you can be more proud
Speaker 5: of what you have. I'm still white, you know, I'm
Speaker 5: still from Arizona, right, I have all the things going
Speaker 5: against me. I'm not impressive by any means, but I'm
Speaker 5: better than I was yesterday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hey man, and if you do have a button hook,
Speaker 4: it's beautiful. Change the verbage, change the verbage to like
Speaker 4: an army helmet. It seems a little more mad.
Speaker 12: Sounds cool, Yeah, yeah, it seems like more keyhole the door.
Speaker 5: Yeah, comes down a little bit a lot. Pick.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Phoenix Phoenix penis is a real thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 1: It's there's something about the desert like dehydrates.
Speaker 5: Shrimps it up. It's like a raisin. They have a
Speaker 5: great thing full of a grapist. You start to hit
Speaker 5: the water of a grape, what's to turn into a
Speaker 5: little raisin exactly. So that's what happens all my boys
Speaker 5: out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Charles Barkley said when he played for the Suns,
Speaker 1: He's like my dink like got small, like two inches.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think per capita baggy shorts. There's more people
Speaker 5: that wear baggy shorts in Arizona per capita than any
Speaker 5: part of the country because guaranteed, guaranteed. Yeah, it's tough
Speaker 5: out there, man, it's tough, especially in Cave Creek, Arizona.
Speaker 5: Pretty much white, pretty much white, pretty much uh, just
Speaker 5: baggy close, baggy close, cowboy boots. You know, the boys
Speaker 5: are having a hard time out there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah, if you're wearing basketball shorts and cowboy boots, that's
Speaker 12: a fashion statement.
Speaker 5: That's a fashion statement, that's hiding something that's that's like
Speaker 5: my schedule today is jacking off. I'll be jacking off today. Yeah,
Speaker 5: is definitely. Also, the super lifted trucks are a big giveaway, huge,
Speaker 5: big give way. That's always tough for the peace community. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: exactly what I'm telling you. Yes, yeah, you have a
Speaker 5: lifted truck, super lifted, as lifted as you can get,
Speaker 5: really monster truck status.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Ford wraptor nice small.
Speaker 4: With extra lift or just Ford wrap Ford.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fat muffler on their exhaust custom shocks. Yeah like that.
Speaker 1: That's literally me, dude. Oh that's when I I was
Speaker 1: told by my bulge I did that.
Speaker 5: Some of those things you can't help. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 5: it's just party, it's just your makeup. That's how humans work.
Speaker 12: At a circle A good we've created a safe space here,
Speaker 12: a good safe space for your bros too. Can be calms.
Speaker 12: But also that reminded me is off roading. Did you
Speaker 12: guys ever go off roading? Maybe in Arizona growing up,
Speaker 12: or do you guys we used to dude, it's so
Speaker 12: much fun. Did you just rip it on a car?
Speaker 5: Whatever?
Speaker 12: You take out your mom's act, your MDX or something
Speaker 12: like that. Not giving advice to any of the young
Speaker 12: kids to go do that, but if you have a
Speaker 12: truck that's capable, just go hit some dunes for a
Speaker 12: little bit park crack open and energy, drink and just talk.
Speaker 5: It's kind of the best.
Speaker 1: Thing you can do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're waxing poetic right now.
Speaker 5: I had a really tough experience romping one time in Florida.
Speaker 5: I went down there. I was just just started to
Speaker 5: date my wife, so it was like a two week
Speaker 5: period and she was invited to a wedding. Her ex
Speaker 5: boyfriend was there. I met him. This guy is a
Speaker 5: real man. He was a professional wakeboarder. When I met him,
Speaker 5: he actually just caught a baby alligator in his hands.
Speaker 5: So already I'm feeling like the data in the situation.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I felt like the smallest man room. I
Speaker 5: had a FOURD raptor had a leveling kid on it,
Speaker 5: spacers out just a little bit, real nice looking truck.
Speaker 5: These guys had these lighter body trucks. They'd love to
Speaker 5: go romping. So like hey, let's go, let's go. And
Speaker 5: I was like, all right, let's go, let's get after it.
Speaker 5: He gets in the car with us, he's drunk, he's
Speaker 5: bringing up you know, like inside jokes with tailing. He's laughing,
Speaker 5: and my truck got stuck. And then he gets out
Speaker 5: of my truck, opens the door as it's stuck in,
Speaker 5: and I had one of those like step ups that
Speaker 5: kind of come out and down based on off the doors,
Speaker 5: open her clothes a running board down there yet and
Speaker 5: he was taking a pe off of it, kind of
Speaker 5: bouncing and it broke the step. Oh, this truck's kind
Speaker 5: of kind of insulted my truck. It was it was
Speaker 5: the last time I romped. Wow, it was the last
Speaker 5: time I romped. You guys got to go recreate, recreate
Speaker 5: the memory there. I think a good thing to do
Speaker 5: is any place you've been hurt, go back there and
Speaker 5: reconquer that space. Go back to that exact swamp and either.
Speaker 12: You wrop there or maybe you drop down, you do
Speaker 12: twenty push ups. Maybe you just go and reset the memory.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh that'd be a great call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful, get.
Speaker 5: A nice little perimeter MIXU. There's no alligators round grab
Speaker 5: ankles and spend ten minutes there just soaking.
Speaker 1: Then he started doing blues clothes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, gosh, this is I tell you what. We're
Speaker 5: not done with this show, but this has been nice.
Speaker 5: I love.
Speaker 4: Yeah, A good stoke in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was pumped to come on. I yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's thank you for having us.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, yeah, absolutely, you guys aware of the show at
Speaker 5: all before you came. You just got to invite and
Speaker 5: you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: We're coming. Yeah, no, I I know that. Actually I
Speaker 1: saw you guys followed the podcast page something like that.
Speaker 1: I was I was like, or one of you guys.
Speaker 1: I was like, whoa, So no, no, I've watched. I've
Speaker 1: watched the episodes before. I think I watched the Shane
Speaker 1: Gillis one. So uh no, I'm a big fan.
Speaker 12: Whoa, you guys were on my fantasy team.
Speaker 5: For all for y'all show. Like, do you guys, how
Speaker 5: often do you all have guests on? Because a lot
Speaker 5: of clips I see the three of you a lot,
Speaker 5: But would you ever is there a guest in mind
Speaker 5: that you're like, we got to have this person.
Speaker 1: Guest in mind? Who's your white whale? Good question for
Speaker 1: you right here, Vin Diesel. Yeah, Vin Diesel, If.
Speaker 5: You got Vin on, that'd be sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got Paul. If we got like like a
Speaker 1: medium to kind of like if you can come back,
Speaker 1: I'm sure beautiful. Yeah, speak to him from the other
Speaker 1: side the Rock, The Rock, Yeah, you know, kind of
Speaker 1: anti rock in here because you know, because he called
Speaker 1: Vin a candy ass and we just can't.
Speaker 5: You're not standing for that.
Speaker 1: No, in terms of the yeah, in terms of the
Speaker 1: beef between Vin and The Rock, I said with Vin
Speaker 1: and I don't know if you guys caught in the
Speaker 1: Golden globes like Vin like tried to extend in Olive
Speaker 1: Branch where he was presenting a word. He goes, hey, Dwayne,
Speaker 1: and that was like him like offering peace and Dwayne,
Speaker 1: I don't even think he took it.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So yeah, room Pierce love tyree. He's got a
Speaker 1: hibachi grill in his backyard.
Speaker 5: So really that's awesome, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, he's the factoid.
Speaker 5: What did uh? How did you all become so infactuated
Speaker 5: with Fast and Furious? What was the moment you knew like, Okay,
Speaker 5: this is the greatest show to you.
Speaker 1: It was for me. It was when I was When
Speaker 1: I first saw it in theaters, I was like eleven
Speaker 1: years old and I was with my brothers and my dad,
Speaker 1: and it was it was kind of like that moment
Speaker 1: you know when you become ship from a boy into
Speaker 1: a man. It was like that moment where when Paul
Speaker 1: first hit the NOS, I was like, dude, I'm into
Speaker 1: chicks now. And then we got Carls Junior afterwards, so good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the best interesting Paul. Paul had such a good tan,
Speaker 1: such good flow. He just he was so cool under
Speaker 1: pressure so much riz so I think it was just
Speaker 1: that whole combo just it was like it was like,
Speaker 1: this is who I want to be. I want to
Speaker 1: be like Brian O'Connor.
Speaker 4: And that that was one. Need for Speed was at
Speaker 4: its peak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I used to play that.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, drag races and then every restarting, every time you lose,
Speaker 4: you just knew the exact buttons to hit the best.
Speaker 4: You'd just be gaming all day long. One Need for Speed?
Speaker 5: Are you?
Speaker 1: PS two?
Speaker 6: Guy?
Speaker 4: PS two? Two? PS two is the last PlayStation I
Speaker 4: was on. I went to the Xbox. Then I found
Speaker 4: Red Dead Red.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, that's if I could ever meet a real
Speaker 5: human being or make a person a real human being.
Speaker 5: Arthur Morgan.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I can't believe that there's got They got to
Speaker 12: make a movie out of that or show like they
Speaker 12: all the best, like what's the HBO and with the
Speaker 12: mushrooms and then fall Ast of Us? Yeah, Last of
Speaker 12: Us and then the Amazon one. Boy, that's a great band.
Speaker 12: That's a band, phenomenal band.
Speaker 5: What what's the what's the movie Fallout? Fallout? Yes? Yeah, great.
Speaker 5: The favorite genre of music is that music.
Speaker 12: It is a great Yeah, because we're kind of this
Speaker 12: around the similar like age like when this band was big,
Speaker 12: How are you I'm thirty seven, perfect, thirty four, thirty three.
Speaker 4: Thirty five, Now there're all there?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah this to me, the greatest band of all
Speaker 5: time is Milankeel eighty two. Blink's amazing, dudeye can't be blank.
Speaker 5: I saw Angels and Airwaves. I've never seen Blink though,
Speaker 5: seen Angels and Airwin really blake when A two came
Speaker 5: here they played at Bridge Stone. I'm not a concert guy.
Speaker 5: I've never been a huge concert guy, but I was like,
Speaker 5: we gotta go to this. A bunch of the boys,
Speaker 5: the Predators hooked us up with a suite and they
Speaker 5: started to play. They came out to Anthem Part two
Speaker 5: and no joke felt by stuff about the cry. I
Speaker 5: had to take a step back. Yeah, I had to
Speaker 5: get away from the boys a little bit because I
Speaker 5: was like so much nostalgic, nostalgic.
Speaker 4: Angels and airwaves too though they have some bankers, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and then I'll just take you down memory lane with
Speaker 4: high school.
Speaker 5: Oh, dude, exactly, dude.
Speaker 1: I saw a blanket so Fi and we were like,
Speaker 1: and when they played What's My Age again, all so
Speaker 1: f I was dancing. It was wild. It was like
Speaker 1: it was because just the whole stadium was just going
Speaker 1: nuts and.
Speaker 5: There was.
Speaker 12: Just dud just listening to I Miss You dude, driving
Speaker 12: home after talking to Zero Chicks at a party, I
Speaker 12: miss you, miss you?
Speaker 5: Oh you saw where are you? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 12: It's the best choice to sing like that, Like, it's
Speaker 12: such an interesting way that that's like.
Speaker 4: Peeking at the rear view mirror like you're in a
Speaker 4: music video.
Speaker 5: Yeah, looking at the window for a little too long,
Speaker 5: even though you're driving. Oh yeah, I should this road
Speaker 5: it is it's and they had like such good bad
Speaker 5: jokes in between their sets where they would just tell
Speaker 5: like shitty like you know, like teenage boy jokes, poop
Speaker 5: fart jokes, and they go back in the next song
Speaker 5: and just it was amazing. It was an amazing experience.
Speaker 5: My fault. I don't mean to say it like that.
Speaker 5: I'm not trying to disrespect you, not on this show,
Speaker 5: not today, tomorrow maybe, but not today, ye, not in
Speaker 5: this moment, but strutter fast and fious for you. When
Speaker 5: did it take you by storm?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 12: I think it was just I loved it at first sight,
Speaker 12: Like I was like, this movie is a banger. I
Speaker 12: think like Number one is legit an amazing ass movie,
Speaker 12: and it's like basically Point Break, which is also an
Speaker 12: amazing ass movie. I remember what home like watching except
Speaker 12: siblings and like my parents would go out for dinner
Speaker 12: on Friday night or whatever, we stay home and watch
Speaker 12: whatever's on TV, and like tn T or AMC, and
Speaker 12: Point Break was on one night and I remember like
Speaker 12: we all discovered it together and we're like, this is
Speaker 12: the best movie I've ever seen, and then fast and
Speaker 12: furious watching it just brought back those memories and what
Speaker 12: a great like subculture of street racing. And then dude, Like,
Speaker 12: I mean number one is still by far away my favorite.
Speaker 12: There's a few duds in the series, but like just
Speaker 12: the fact that there's so many and just the whole
Speaker 12: culture of it and then bonding with the bros.
Speaker 4: But as sorry as to shift when they became like superheroes.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's some stuff like honestly too or
Speaker 12: beat them one and too amazing honestly.
Speaker 5: When the Rock shows up, Yeah, dude, when the Rock
Speaker 5: shows up, it goes downhills.
Speaker 4: It seems like they're they're beef too, is like all
Speaker 4: like contractually, yeah, losing in scenes or who had more punches?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's kind of hilarious.
Speaker 4: I think it is like a funny beef, like.
Speaker 5: They have to win for the same amount of time
Speaker 5: land like the equal badass of a punch.
Speaker 4: Like if a man loses a fight, he has to
Speaker 4: lose a certain way that doesn't make it seem like
Speaker 4: the Rock just dummied him. That's why those fights are
Speaker 4: the way it is, like punch for punch in the
Speaker 4: contract that was that was like I.
Speaker 5: Know about the contracts, I don't know about the fights,
Speaker 5: to be honest, save space, right, is it okay to
Speaker 5: be a we're gonna save space. I'm not going to
Speaker 5: judge here.
Speaker 12: Anything you want, We're not going to judge.
Speaker 4: Just you haven't seen it.
Speaker 5: I hate fast and furious. You can't judge.
Speaker 1: I can't the bully.
Speaker 5: Nobody's perfect. Nobody you were, you were back in a thousand.
Speaker 5: I know that's awesome. I want him to do what
Speaker 5: he did to you, become my friend. I wanted you
Speaker 5: to many But dude, Yeah, here's the problem is, I'm
Speaker 5: always a guy who all kind of I kind of
Speaker 5: gave a little sample this of separates. I'm never like
Speaker 5: on time with shows. I'm never on time with movies.
Speaker 5: Very rarely do I go like to like the weekend
Speaker 5: premiere of something, or like stay up to Date. I
Speaker 5: think the third or fourth one came out and I
Speaker 5: went with a bunch of my boys to it, and
Speaker 5: there was a scene where one of the guys gets
Speaker 5: hit head on collision, flies across the highway lands with
Speaker 5: his back into a car, stands up, dust themselves off,
Speaker 5: keep walking. I'm out of here.
Speaker 1: You don't think that could happen.
Speaker 4: I've never.
Speaker 5: I wanted to. I want to be so bad, but
Speaker 5: you also have to we have Twitter now, I see
Speaker 5: how people get body just on basic hits.
Speaker 4: Yea Twitter.
Speaker 1: It's like every time I pull on Twitter's you see.
Speaker 5: Someone die and you have to watch too.
Speaker 1: Got to watch you know, fast ferious. It taught me
Speaker 1: a lot the first one, Like I tried to talk
Speaker 1: to girls the way Vin does in the first one,
Speaker 1: where I you know, I'd walk into like middle school,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, hey, Janiel, what are you doing yoga?
Speaker 1: And it worked, dude did. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm must in my back sweating a little bit
Speaker 5: from telling you guys that.
Speaker 12: Honest, but you are right, like when the rock stops
Speaker 12: like a torpedo with his arm in one of the things,
Speaker 12: like there's like a torpedo on ice and he like
Speaker 12: redirects it with.
Speaker 4: His and when they're just all fighting on the plane.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: But the disappointment disappointment is that it sounds like you
Speaker 4: saw like four first.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, and then and they didn't have me so
Speaker 5: much that I really haven't seen one, so you haven't
Speaker 5: seen one or two. But here's the thing too, is
Speaker 5: like I watched that scene and I was like, this
Speaker 5: is ridiculous. But then I'll watch Jason X when Jason
Speaker 5: gets you know, he's in a cryod chamber and he
Speaker 5: wakes up in space and kills fifty people like this,
Speaker 5: woe is unbelievable.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's a different sandbox though, you're this is Yeah,
Speaker 12: this is different, supposed.
Speaker 5: To be a reality. Number one dude. I would say,
Speaker 5: if you guys have like a dude's night, just watch
Speaker 5: number one together or something like that. You might like
Speaker 5: that at night.
Speaker 4: It doesn't matter if it's when he was winning.
Speaker 1: Good quote. I I, uh, I don't want to be braggy,
Speaker 1: but I went to the premiere Fast nine and then
Speaker 1: you know, he gives a speech before every movie, so
Speaker 1: he shows up an hour late. I was like, hell, yeah,
Speaker 1: I dude, he's wearing all white sunglasses, indoors pulls up
Speaker 1: to the mic, He's like familiar, and they just start.
Speaker 5: No way. What was your reaction to cry?
Speaker 1: I was crying the whole time, just waiting for him.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's just crying and hard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, want to want a diabolical combination. You'res streaming down
Speaker 5: your face while rock hard, Like that's like pere Nevada.
Speaker 12: Yeah, crying with a woodie, dude, that's that is Nevana.
Speaker 12: That is how you achieve it.
Speaker 5: That is how you do it, and that these monks
Speaker 5: Rogers is doing when he's on this Ayahuascada. What's your
Speaker 5: take on Iowa? So, would you ever do it? Or
Speaker 5: have you done it?
Speaker 12: I'm a baby when it comes to substance stuff like that,
Speaker 12: Like I like an I p a. I don't even
Speaker 12: like weed. I don't like it, like like you know,
Speaker 12: like that's about it. Like I don't know, I don't know,
Speaker 12: but like if it did happen, it would be like
Speaker 12: with my wife on a retreat in Costa Rica or something.
Speaker 5: I would try.
Speaker 12: I just don't want to throw up or do any
Speaker 12: of that stuff. I'm like wocinogenics. I'm a baby.
Speaker 1: I've nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4: I don't think I would do it either.
Speaker 5: I would flut with the idea of doing it, but
Speaker 5: I don't. I think I probably post out at the end,
Speaker 5: like I've said, I mentioned one time i'd be interested
Speaker 5: in it, and then someone from Aaron Rodgers camp dm me.
Speaker 5: Actually it was a player Poyer, who's done it with him,
Speaker 5: and he's like, if you really, if you're really serious,
Speaker 5: we're doing one like in March and Costa Rica and
Speaker 5: I left him on Red That's where I saw it. Oh,
Speaker 5: I don't know about that. I know, because there's like
Speaker 5: different stuff too. There's like a like a frog poison
Speaker 5: you can do too, where like you scrape and you
Speaker 5: cut your arm a little bit and it's just like
Speaker 5: cleanse you. But you're just like.
Speaker 4: Kneading out of that. I don't know that you couldn't
Speaker 4: do it some other with different ways. I guess. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 12: It would be bonding with the Like the big selling
Speaker 12: me on that trip is like, oh I get to
Speaker 12: go hang out with some dudes, like like that would
Speaker 12: be fun. Like let's skip the.
Speaker 5: Whole other stuff, right, let's just have dinner, just get
Speaker 5: a fire pit and hang out exactly Rosa Malas.
Speaker 4: Instead of paintball in this quarter, let's go hit some awa.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, but maybe it's amazing. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I can't knock until I try it. Would you do it?
Speaker 1: I think I think i'd give it a shot.
Speaker 5: Meet mother, Meet mother. Yeah. They say like you're never
Speaker 5: the same after that, which it kind of changes you forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I worry about you. Hear that about acid. You'd
Speaker 1: be like when I was younger. That would scare me
Speaker 1: from doing acid because they're like some guys change and
Speaker 1: You're like, that's one thing that scares me. I don't
Speaker 1: think that was true. But like with this, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know if, but I don't know. Troy had us
Speaker 1: to hope, which is like a Brazilian drug. He we
Speaker 1: didn't really have a choice. We have him on our
Speaker 1: podcast and the way you administer it? Yeah, did he
Speaker 1: just blow it through their note? Dude, like he puts
Speaker 1: like a strap to your nose. You just and just
Speaker 1: and he like blows in both nostrils. I'm like why
Speaker 1: both He's like to harmonize the brain. And I'm like okay,
Speaker 1: and yeah, there he is.
Speaker 12: And dude, you told me that was unthought cave man
Speaker 12: like they found this guy like somewhere. I believe you
Speaker 12: if you panned down, he had like ancient tools.
Speaker 1: Like, yes, I think i'd try if I were if
Speaker 1: I felt ready, I think i'd do it.
Speaker 4: How do you get ready?
Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: I'm never ready to fight? Yeah, which is Troy also
Speaker 5: a hockey player, Like what's going on with this?
Speaker 1: That's his son?
Speaker 5: Ok?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Ice good on the ice.
Speaker 5: He's kind of getting it. Huh, dangled up product, Let's go.
Speaker 4: So that was nice.
Speaker 5: That was that was silky athletic jeans for Troy Man. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've never been like against and I guess I've always
Speaker 5: been willing to try substances, but the iowasca and the hallucinogens.
Speaker 5: Never like mushrooms. Yeah, but I always like heard stories
Speaker 5: as a kid being like some guy did acid and
Speaker 5: then I'm three months later he like cracked his back
Speaker 5: and all of a sudden, he like re went into
Speaker 5: a hallucination. But you hear like war stories like that.
Speaker 5: It's a little too scary for me.
Speaker 1: Yes, I had a bad trip on mushrooms once. That
Speaker 1: was brutal. Yeah, my buddy like this is like in
Speaker 1: high school. He's like we had Oregon blue caps, which
Speaker 1: he's like, these are these are really potent. I was
Speaker 1: like sweet because I did that once four and it
Speaker 1: was awesome, and so I was like, I want to do
Speaker 1: that again, and I was like how many do I take?
Speaker 1: He's like, just eyeball it. I was like, okay, so
Speaker 1: I just take a bunch and you know, it takes
Speaker 1: like forty five minutes to start tripping. I started We're
Speaker 1: gonna go Chipotle. First I started driving Chipotle, but I
Speaker 1: start tripping in like ten minutes and so yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I pull out and I pulled back in and then
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't hitch pole. And then I
Speaker 1: literally my brother came home. My brother's older. I didn't
Speaker 1: want him to know I was on mushroom. So then
Speaker 1: I freaked out. I like blacked out, and I came
Speaker 1: to tied to a chair. My brother tied me to
Speaker 1: a chair because I was freaking out too much. Who
Speaker 1: I was like throwing shit, and then my dick was out.
Speaker 1: It is weird, nice, I thought my brother, this is true.
Speaker 1: I thought my brother, he looked like Bart Simpson, and
Speaker 1: I thought he was trying to kill me. And we
Speaker 1: haven't spoken of it since it was brutal, so that
Speaker 1: kind of scares me a little bit. I don't smoke weed,
Speaker 1: like I I.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's the I don't know, you just cost benefit analysis,
Speaker 12: like hearing a story like that, like that's the downside
Speaker 12: compared to like what.
Speaker 5: The upside is. I'm like, not enough enough of an
Speaker 5: upside for me. I feel a little bit dizzy for
Speaker 5: a little bit. It's like fee a little dizzy for
Speaker 5: a while.
Speaker 4: Or I'll now yeah, yeah, I like to get up
Speaker 4: in the clouds a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, re route the system a little bit at the mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, think about ice cream all night long.
Speaker 1: That sounds nice.
Speaker 4: Sneak into the pantry.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know. Even when you try yourself like all right,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna smoke or I'm gonna do whatever, and then
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna have I'm not gonna snack tonight. But
Speaker 5: then you spend the next hour and a half thinking
Speaker 5: about like how many good snacks there are? And you
Speaker 5: have the house. Your house is the one like's gonna
Speaker 5: have friends over. His oldest daughter's names real, she's gonna
Speaker 5: have friends over and they're gonna be like, we got
Speaker 5: to get to the Compton house. They have they have
Speaker 5: that type of snack.
Speaker 4: Know what the key is what Trader Joe snacks?
Speaker 12: Oh, Trader Joe's rips for snacks in your chocolate. You
Speaker 12: probably got a good garage fridge. Do you have a
Speaker 12: garage fridge that's just stacked with like then no.
Speaker 4: I don't have that. That's that's I Yes, I need
Speaker 4: a level at my game because I don't have a
Speaker 4: garage fridge that's like the next step for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you've you've definitely cemented yourself in my mind
Speaker 5: as like you're going to be that guy like you
Speaker 5: want to you want to set up a good night,
Speaker 5: like let's have a movie night or something like that.
Speaker 5: It's probably at Will's house because he's already got the snacks.
Speaker 4: Like, hey, I thought you said, I thought you said
Speaker 4: you had soda in the fridge. And then somebody's like,
Speaker 4: go check the garage.
Speaker 5: That's where it's all stacked up. Yeah, yeah, exactly, due.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now I get it.
Speaker 5: I get it.
Speaker 4: It's a what do you do? What you doing on
Speaker 4: the Instagram shore?
Speaker 8: I was trying to.
Speaker 5: Gage you got a little weight room set up in
Speaker 5: your garage?
Speaker 4: Yeah, nice little half garage set up right now, it's building.
Speaker 4: We're we're stacking day by day, break by brick.
Speaker 12: It's kind of like maybe this is common treaded turf,
Speaker 12: but the I find that dudes in a lot of
Speaker 12: like among my bros that have our homeowners now, their
Speaker 12: garage is their area of expression in the home sanctuary. Yes,
Speaker 12: like they have that's where their work out is, Like
Speaker 12: they have.
Speaker 5: A TV in there. They almost like the living room
Speaker 5: is nothing. I would.
Speaker 12: I would imagine they'd want to extend the garage into
Speaker 12: the house more like I want more garage in my house.
Speaker 12: Uh do you find that that's something that's going on
Speaker 12: out here among your guys' friend crew or anything like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think I aspired to have something like that.
Speaker 5: It'd be nice you start.
Speaker 4: Picking at different houses. What's the garage set up look like?
Speaker 4: Do we have a little guest area, Like where can
Speaker 4: you build out the sauna, the cold tub, the garage,
Speaker 4: set up the TV out there so that way it
Speaker 4: can kind of be your sanctuary.
Speaker 12: This is kind of a beautiful thing, like this warehouse
Speaker 12: is kind of like that, like you have the this
Speaker 12: is like the vibe.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, this place is one big garage. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: is basically one big as garage.
Speaker 4: Awesome game it up in the stream room too, even
Speaker 4: it's like, hey, let's go get a game in dude.
Speaker 4: Is there Black Op.
Speaker 1: Six anything better than just dedicating a day to gaming,
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna game all day?
Speaker 4: Maybe not? Hey, no, I'll be honest, I'm with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm digesting because.
Speaker 4: I just love the energy that was happening when you
Speaker 4: were saying that to just.
Speaker 5: Be like, let's just sit here in this because there's
Speaker 5: a if you just get up one day in game
Speaker 5: and it just kind of pops up on you, that's nice.
Speaker 5: But there's something about thinking to yourself like I have
Speaker 5: to like I have to get this many things done
Speaker 5: in the next couple of weeks, but that day right there,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna make sure the boys are ready or I'm ready,
Speaker 5: or I'm just gonna have a whole day to myself. Yeah,
Speaker 5: turn off the phone and get after it. It's like
Speaker 5: having days like that in general to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they're very rare. But it's like it's
Speaker 1: like almost like i'd say, like December twentieth, you're like,
Speaker 1: right for the holidays, you're not with family yet you
Speaker 1: kind of off work. I can dedicate a day to
Speaker 1: just tea bagging nubs.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's the best thing. But I'm kind of in
Speaker 12: the same bo to you where I'm like, if I'm
Speaker 12: gonna do something, I like to make sure I've gotten
Speaker 12: everything done so I'm in the right space for it,
Speaker 12: you know what i mean, Like like if I'm gonna
Speaker 12: go tie one on tonight with the boys or do
Speaker 12: like a Vegas trip, like I can't.
Speaker 5: I would have like, that's where I think maybe a.
Speaker 12: Bad trip comes from, too, is if like I'm worried
Speaker 12: in the back of my mind, are stressed. I got
Speaker 12: something coming up. I want it to be after the
Speaker 12: thing as like the reward of the treat, you know.
Speaker 4: What I mean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's the.
Speaker 4: You know, you put your work in for the week.
Speaker 5: Yea, yeah.
Speaker 12: And that's why December makes sense. You just put a
Speaker 12: year of whatever behind you, productivity, whatever, and then holidays
Speaker 12: are coming up, that's looming. But that's your your personal time.
Speaker 5: I think that's it about December twentieth. And he said,
Speaker 5: right before the holidays start? Where what's your take up
Speaker 5: when the holiday season starts? Oh?
Speaker 4: Man, good question.
Speaker 12: That's a great question. I mean I would say it
Speaker 12: gets put upon me by my family, like in August,
Speaker 12: everyone's like, where are you going for Christmas?
Speaker 5: Where are you doing? Thanksgiving? Where we're doing?
Speaker 12: Like in August, that's when the planning begins, which I'm like, when.
Speaker 4: When does your here's a better question, when does your
Speaker 4: spirit of the holiday season start to come alive?
Speaker 1: Dude? January second, I'm always holidays always.
Speaker 5: How do you spread the stoke you can't just like
Speaker 5: pick and choose your time. You have to either buy
Speaker 5: in or not.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I'm like, I'm like, I'm like the
Speaker 1: Santa clausa stoke dude. I'm just always like, I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you guys want to make fucking gingerbread Like it's February.
Speaker 12: I'm like, yeah, you know, it is nice to do
Speaker 12: it Christmas in July.
Speaker 1: Christmas in July. Yeah, holiday season for me starts up
Speaker 1: probably right after Pearl Harbor Anniversary.
Speaker 5: Yeah, mid April. Yeah, yeah, maybe that was a great
Speaker 5: turning point in our country's history. Yeah, so that makes
Speaker 5: a lot of sense. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Were you hoping to hear in October?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I almost hoping to hear that because you brought
Speaker 5: up December twentieth and you said Thanksgiving, but I didn't
Speaker 5: hear one mention of, in my opinion, the greatest holiday.
Speaker 5: And that's how that's Spootober Its.
Speaker 1: Halloween, dude, that's what my founs. We watch a scary
Speaker 1: movie every night October.
Speaker 4: You do that. He's built for Spootober.
Speaker 5: He's built for Spootober.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 5: Built for Spootober.
Speaker 4: The rules.
Speaker 5: Okay, so Spootober thirty one days of gold Goblins in fright, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: But a lot of people want to wait till mid
Speaker 5: octob before they start getting the holiday season. To me,
Speaker 5: October one is Spooktober. That's when it's like the kickoff
Speaker 5: ceremony to all the holidays. You have a full month,
Speaker 5: thirty one days of spooky. Then you have a nice
Speaker 5: quick three week transition period putting the weight on a
Speaker 5: little bit, the leaves of really fallen, that weather's really
Speaker 5: starting to get cold. Then you have Thanksgiving, and then
Speaker 5: finally between Thanksgiving and Christmas, it's all holly jolly season.
Speaker 4: All the way through.
Speaker 5: It's mint, it's candy can, it's it's a peppermint, all
Speaker 5: that stuff. But Spooktober it's like it's just about embracing
Speaker 5: the spook if you have to embrace as much as possible.
Speaker 5: So every single day, whether it's for five minutes or
Speaker 5: for the entire day, you just have have something spooky on.
Speaker 5: And it could be Charlie Brown, it could be you know,
Speaker 5: Friday thirteenth, it could be your euselage, it could be
Speaker 5: you know, some sort of demonic thing whatever, whatever your
Speaker 5: speed is on that day. Thirty one days, they're just
Speaker 5: feeling the festivities. Yea, love it once a week because
Speaker 5: you have thirty one days. Once a week, get get
Speaker 5: something in, get an event, and whether it's going to
Speaker 5: a pumpkin patch, hit local, make it festive, get to
Speaker 5: a local haunted house. Yeah, just stop by the story,
Speaker 5: your local, get a pumpkin spice latte, and then we
Speaker 5: refer to it as Spooktober. It's not October, it's spooket Ober.
Speaker 4: And then just get a little.
Speaker 5: Yeah you gotta have the core up, got it and
Speaker 5: it could be Yeah, that's me. I was a flag
Speaker 5: one year.
Speaker 1: I love hilarious, dude.
Speaker 4: I uh.
Speaker 1: I went to Halloween horrn It's at University Studios and
Speaker 1: gone to like stuff like like like horror mazes.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: Characters will come out and just like dah, yeah it's
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 5: It is so much fun, so great opportunity to get
Speaker 5: a little banged up to yeah, just a touch touch
Speaker 5: banged up. You're in public. You're in public. You want
Speaker 5: to be respectful to all parties involved, but like getting
Speaker 5: just a just a just a smidgeon of like I
Speaker 5: feel way better, Like you said that, that moment of
Speaker 5: being like all right, that's nice. And and then I
Speaker 5: feel like it's fully you have to buy into being
Speaker 5: scared early on a hunted house, like you know it's fake.
Speaker 5: You should get older. But that first person that comes around,
Speaker 5: give them a big scream, Oh I'm vegas, resets your
Speaker 5: CNS like, okay, now I get to be afraid for
Speaker 5: this entire thirty five minutes.
Speaker 12: It's energy, it's performance. Like you got a strip club,
Speaker 12: give the energy, throw.
Speaker 5: The ones, have fun. If you're at a comedy club, laugh
Speaker 5: a little bit. Get will you give the performers you're
Speaker 5: going to get back?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Dude, I think Halloween gets disrespected. I think Halloween. I
Speaker 12: think Thanksgivings getting disrespected by Christmas. I think Christmas as
Speaker 12: you surped everything. And I like Christmas, but like you
Speaker 12: go to Trader Joe's or whatever, Trader Joe's actually.
Speaker 5: Maybe does it all right with their uh uh, what
Speaker 5: do you call it? Spooptober decor right get everywhere else?
Speaker 12: Dud. They're putting up Christmas trees in southern California before Thanksgiving.
Speaker 12: You gotta wait till after Thanksgiving to put up the
Speaker 12: Christmas tree. My humble opinion, So I love where you're
Speaker 12: standing from.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 5: I didn't see that that coming, and I love it.
Speaker 5: I'm fully bored.
Speaker 4: I agree with you on Thanksgiving too, it needs this moment.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this moment I had, I was big strong stance
Speaker 5: on No, like Christmas is right after Thanksgiving, Like the
Speaker 5: minute you finish whatever that last meal that Friday, that's
Speaker 5: when Christmas starts. Now my wife, she is from Canada.
Speaker 5: Their their Thanksgiving is in October. I would do away
Speaker 5: with that, but I've slowly, I've slowly been beat down
Speaker 5: a little bit, and now i've officially, like October thirty
Speaker 5: first Christmas decorations are going up in my household, which
Speaker 5: I know is going to hurt some feelings in here. However,
Speaker 5: you know, happy wife, happy life. Amen, you know amen.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to get all the things then that you
Speaker 5: guys are getting done. And that's stand up sixty nine thing.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I my wife can pull that off.
Speaker 12: You get a big frame, big frame offensive that's going
Speaker 12: to be strong. Yeah, you can get there with the
Speaker 12: right regimen, the right training coaching.
Speaker 4: I think, hold on, you might have to do a
Speaker 4: little yourself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I just have a I have to be
Speaker 5: like super relaxed to finish. I can't. Oh, you can't
Speaker 5: be tense. Yeah, I can't be tense. I can't be
Speaker 5: holding a pose. Yeah yeah, just like got Comma sutra stuff.
Speaker 5: You see the books first stuff. I don't have the flexibility.
Speaker 5: Let's saying, I feel like the strain that would have
Speaker 5: to take place everywhere else other than my mid section.
Speaker 4: You just go, n you got to learn how to edge.
Speaker 5: I can edge. I've edged.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm with you, just saying that's
Speaker 4: like kmaat yourself how to ed. And it's also I'm
Speaker 4: not very good at it. But i've I've I've I've
Speaker 4: read some literature. Yeah, I read some literature and tried
Speaker 4: a few times just myself solo to see if I
Speaker 4: could get into the training.
Speaker 1: I could feel, I could feel the chief from you.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that. I do feel like if you're trying
Speaker 4: to get to that level, you almost need to pull
Speaker 4: like double days with yourself, probably go two weeks in
Speaker 4: a row, double days to try and train yourself mentally. Absolutely,
Speaker 4: because once you you know, once you start diving in,
Speaker 4: that's a whole different feeling, that's a whole different vibe
Speaker 4: that honestly, I don't hang on very long whatsoever. You
Speaker 4: have to apologize afterwards. Yeah, well you say, well, I'll
Speaker 4: get there.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, your mental preparation is more than half the battle.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Chad's very You're you're you're pretty, You're you're very forward
Speaker 12: and progressive.
Speaker 1: Chock is Yeah. Yeah, I got into seeming retention. I
Speaker 1: was like eighteen. I saw this video where Jim Carrey's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a secret to my comedic genius, and I was like, boom,
Speaker 1: my man. Nicola Tesla says the secret to his you know,
Speaker 1: whatever he did. I don't really know what he did,
Speaker 1: but apparently he was a huge verge, so I think
Speaker 1: he did magic. He didn magic. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Speaker 5: Magic is another underrated R. Absolutely it doesn't get enough credit.
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Speaker 4: Now revives have been high boys it is. It's been
Speaker 4: fun like kickingbag, just talking about you know, some fun shit,
Speaker 4: some yeah stuff. It's the best, just bros. We're gonna
Speaker 4: do a shout out no free shout out. So ultimately
Speaker 4: this segment is you just shout out anything you want
Speaker 4: to and just bring up maybe you're pissed off about something,
Speaker 4: but you want to shout out something within that story.
Speaker 4: Like the video game would be like shout out no
Speaker 4: free shout out, like structured video game. Nights with the
Speaker 4: boys right where you know you get you get the
Speaker 4: permission everywhere, whether you have a wife, a girlfriend, whatever
Speaker 4: the case may be. Hey, let's do it at nine
Speaker 4: o'clock after the kids, after the kids go down, and
Speaker 4: everybody's locked in and dialed in on this specific date
Speaker 4: and all the boys show up. We ran a wrist
Speaker 4: stream where we played risk. We had some of the
Speaker 4: boys that we've played with back in COVID. They came in,
Speaker 4: they came into town just to get everybody together late
Speaker 4: at night on a Thursday, I believe nine o'clock and
Speaker 4: we played risk till about one in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so that would be that would be like an example
Speaker 4: of a shout out, no free shot out or something
Speaker 4: small like you know the water fountain water getting cold
Speaker 4: in the wintertime. Yeah, have a nice drive, no traffic.
Speaker 5: All legendary shout no free shoutout is when the will
Speaker 5: has this one when the weather breaks and you leave
Speaker 5: a water bottle in your truck and you get your
Speaker 5: truck in the morning you have cold water. Oh that's
Speaker 5: an incredible shoutout in a free shadowt So we should
Speaker 5: probably start go ahead and rip one. I might have
Speaker 5: a couple. The first thing that goes off shout out,
Speaker 5: no free shout out, shout out, no free shout out
Speaker 5: when your kids make you laugh, because I think a
Speaker 5: lot of times like my kids. I have seven and four,
Speaker 5: both girls, and I spend most of my day trying
Speaker 5: to make them laugh, like how can I get them
Speaker 5: to giggle or whatever? But when your seven year old
Speaker 5: comes in, it'say something that catches you off guard, that
Speaker 5: really makes you laugh. It's such a great feeling. My
Speaker 5: daughter woke up this morning and she's been creating a
Speaker 5: village outside she's been making tepe. She wants to live
Speaker 5: like the indigenous borderline cultural appropriation, but she's really like
Speaker 5: dove into it. And I was like, hey, spring break, like,
Speaker 5: what do you want to do this week? And she
Speaker 5: has dad. I'd love to work, but you know, I
Speaker 5: got this village and I got to start this business now.
Speaker 5: It just caught me so off guard about how she
Speaker 5: wants to like focus on that. It just made me
Speaker 5: laugh and I was like, that is awesome. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: making just shout out a free shout out when your
Speaker 5: children make you laugh for real, that's great. That's great.
Speaker 4: That's a good one.
Speaker 5: That's a really that's a really nice and genuine that's
Speaker 5: so genuine. That's awesome. Wowyne, we gotta have you guys
Speaker 5: on the bus mooard? Is it usually not?
Speaker 12: Usually it's a little more hostile, just your tapping his nuts?
Speaker 5: So is it Jared? Who's the who's the guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Jared, He's just outside the bus beating his nuts.
Speaker 1: Where's Jared at? Keep on the other side?
Speaker 4: Shout out, no free shout out. I love that shout out.
Speaker 4: By the way, it's like learned she's seeing farting as
Speaker 4: a joke and she laughs at it, laughs at herself
Speaker 4: when she too, So that's in a nice too. When
Speaker 4: Brad was over last week, she wanted dead At to
Speaker 4: come see like she wanted Brad to pick her up.
Speaker 4: Brad picked her up and she held the fart until
Speaker 4: Brad held her and she parted on his chest. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's hugely, that's awesome. My shoutout for a shout out
Speaker 4: goes to Toothless and How to Train Your Dragon. The
Speaker 4: family we do pizza pizza movie night on Fridays and
Speaker 4: we got rue on How to Train Your Dragon on Friday,
Speaker 4: and then on Sunday we watch How to Train Your
Speaker 4: Train Your Dragon too. And my shot, my shot I
Speaker 4: know for shadow goes to that little dragon Toothless like
Speaker 4: the arc that he's had in this these movies, because
Speaker 4: I hear there's a third that I need to watch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe the best one.
Speaker 4: To go full alpha and dominate the alpha in the
Speaker 4: second one that class ten dragon. In your darkest moment
Speaker 4: when you when you do something too off like lay
Speaker 4: my man, stoic what is it stoic the vast arrest
Speaker 4: and you kind of turned on everybody because the alpha
Speaker 4: kind of dominated you. And just when you're at your
Speaker 4: lowest moment. He needed his boy, Hiccup. He didn't know
Speaker 4: it in himself, but he just knew Hiccup wouldn't give
Speaker 4: up on him, even though he turned his back on
Speaker 4: his tribe at that moment. Later in the movie, in
Speaker 4: the ending, when he takes over the Class ten Alpha Dragon,
Speaker 4: to know that Hiccups, you're sitting here hates me. It's
Speaker 4: your best friend, it's your best friend. Then he just
Speaker 4: splips back and then gets on that little rock and
Speaker 4: then just starts pelting the Alpha and then all the
Speaker 4: dragons come behind him and they just rise up and
Speaker 4: take that dude down and he becomes the Alpha. I
Speaker 4: just feel like there needs to be a shout out,
Speaker 4: no free shoutout for toothless.
Speaker 1: Wow beautiful.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, that's a nice one.
Speaker 4: And yeah, you guys were both of you guys like,
Speaker 4: I know, have you guys all watched How to Train
Speaker 4: Your Dragon? I know you guys are high on it,
Speaker 4: like AWESOMEO. Two was better than one. Taylor tells me
Speaker 4: that three is the best one.
Speaker 5: I think three is the best one.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 4: That's that's kind of why we start watching because there's
Speaker 4: a live action coming out in a couple of months.
Speaker 5: Money, Jared, We don't need it right now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he just sees it out there. We'll get him
Speaker 4: on all right, Come say what's up for a second, Jared?
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, Jared, beast your paintball. We were talking about
Speaker 12: paint on you paintball?
Speaker 4: Hell, yeah, you can tell how he's the Can you
Speaker 4: just tell a first introduction? Yeah? I think he.
Speaker 5: Seems chill. Dude, he's chill guy. They were trying to
Speaker 5: say that the show, the show. Can he can edit
Speaker 5: it too. You can edit yourself.
Speaker 4: You are you what you? He was going to take
Speaker 4: you out, he's viol.
Speaker 5: You don't show your progress.
Speaker 4: I'm healthy right now?
Speaker 5: What you eat right now?
Speaker 4: Kid's eye?
Speaker 12: Wait, it's actually not it's actually a good move to
Speaker 12: be honest. You save some coin doing that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, what do you?
Speaker 1: What do you eat for lunch?
Speaker 4: What? What?
Speaker 6: Meat?
Speaker 5: Chicken? What we do? That's a callback that we're saying
Speaker 5: that we all.
Speaker 4: I feel bad.
Speaker 1: Clip clip dude, you're good.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 5: Hey, do you want to show them the progress for work? Now?
Speaker 4: We'll have a more than progress.
Speaker 5: So you don't want to show him right now? What's
Speaker 5: going on?
Speaker 12: Have you written writing any stand up because you you should.
Speaker 12: Writing is the key.
Speaker 4: I did tell JP the other day. I didn't think
Speaker 4: about it.
Speaker 2: I think I might need to.
Speaker 12: Start, but the goal is to get six So but
Speaker 12: if you start writing, that means you maybe you're thinking
Speaker 12: about giving up. You can't give yourself a plan.
Speaker 4: B I've gotten a lot of talk. It would be
Speaker 4: easier for you to come up with a good thirty
Speaker 4: minutes than to win this bad.
Speaker 12: No, it's very hard to come up with thirt actually
Speaker 12: very hard to get a six pack and thirty minutes
Speaker 12: are you're in your twenties, though, right you can probably
Speaker 12: get a six pack.
Speaker 5: Campus like, his body is probably in shock right now. Yeah,
Speaker 5: first time, he's probably I mean.
Speaker 4: How much have you lived?
Speaker 5: Did you lift before this? And I'm not talking about
Speaker 5: the diet part, Yeah, the diet part, but have you
Speaker 5: been lifting the thing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you were talking about my bodies like
Speaker 2: like normally eating like fucking brown.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, I don't know your dietary confinements before.
Speaker 5: I just knew that you referred to I can't get
Speaker 5: in the gym until I lose weight. First, you're you
Speaker 5: were saying some crazy off tilt go to Will's garage.
Speaker 12: Dude, sorry to invite him over, but he can go
Speaker 12: to your house. Dude, Dude, you're just an open door policy.
Speaker 4: You can come check out the garage. Garage you edit.
Speaker 5: Dude, you can program a clicker, dude, garage only.
Speaker 12: Legend, legend, dude. Shout out, no, shout out.
Speaker 4: To Jared, Dude, demon, he's a good Jared.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, I can see. I just saw you move.
Speaker 5: What's y'all think she's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: He's a good you.
Speaker 4: Here's the thinking.
Speaker 12: What we say about Scholes to is every crew has
Speaker 12: their own crew. He doesn't eat apex predators. That's all right,
Speaker 12: There's other dudes out there who eat chicken. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 12: you just find that crew.
Speaker 5: So you're saying he's a good crew member, maybe just
Speaker 5: not this crew exactly, could be, could be.
Speaker 12: It's but also I think he fits. He fits here,
Speaker 12: he fits, you.
Speaker 5: Know, he's awesome.
Speaker 4: It's like every every crew too, that just talks like
Speaker 4: everybody loves busting balls about everybody. But then when you
Speaker 4: see him, you just can't be mean.
Speaker 5: To somebody, No for sure.
Speaker 12: And they say it's actually if you raz people like
Speaker 12: and in your relationship it's better for the relationship. Like
Speaker 12: light jokes and humor, you know what I mean, Like Jared,
Speaker 12: your dad love you? Like you can't hitim with that,
Speaker 12: you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Just yeah, yeah, but great shout for Shadowless like he is.
Speaker 5: It's incredible. And just the third one too, like he
Speaker 5: just hits new heights.
Speaker 4: And when stoic di ass like sees old girl after
Speaker 4: like twenty years and she's all scared and he's like,
Speaker 4: what did he say? Like you're as beautiful as when
Speaker 4: you left me, and just eases the.
Speaker 5: Ten she was so worried about him being mad about
Speaker 5: her leaving. Yeah, because this whole time she thought he
Speaker 5: was dead, he thought she.
Speaker 4: He's this big masculine stoic figure, right, and he just
Speaker 4: hits her with that, Like that's one of the three moments.
Speaker 4: Almost cried in that second.
Speaker 5: I think when you finish How to Train Your Dragon
Speaker 5: the third, the third one, that Sago will become to
Speaker 5: us as fast and furious as to them.
Speaker 4: M dude, you know you know I love Rocky.
Speaker 5: True, Yeah, I guess. I guess that's the fair part
Speaker 5: because Rockies is solid. But I also haven't seen all
Speaker 5: the Rockies, have you seen it.
Speaker 12: Creed's amazing, Creed is. You don't like Creed.
Speaker 4: So the first Creed loved the first Creed.
Speaker 5: The other ones are terrible.
Speaker 4: I kind of stood on business with the stallone with
Speaker 4: Sly because he doesn't fuck with Creed, because they didn't
Speaker 4: really want to include him. So I kind of steal
Speaker 4: a Rocky on.
Speaker 5: That because I respect that.
Speaker 12: And he created that, He created the whole thing, and
Speaker 12: he yeah, and he made sure that he was in it.
Speaker 12: He could have sold the script. He had like six
Speaker 12: hundred bucks in his bank account and story that back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, buck Is he had to sell his
Speaker 4: dog to help finance the film.
Speaker 5: And then he went back and paid like five times
Speaker 5: the amount that he sold it for. That's a guy
Speaker 5: right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a guy.
Speaker 5: Rocky is amazing. Rocky four is amazing. Creed is a
Speaker 5: is a great movie. Though I do like Creed, and
Speaker 5: I think Rockies or Saloon's acting is the best in Creed.
Speaker 5: I like I think his actual.
Speaker 4: Stalon's always by Who's gotten a little bit better with
Speaker 4: every movie he's in, Copland on Fire, Sam Donald how much.
Speaker 5: Whoa less than less than everyone was expecting. Though I
Speaker 5: think you kind.
Speaker 4: Of didn't know because he had such a great year
Speaker 4: with three, kind of had four, kind of had some
Speaker 4: bumps in those last two games. You kind of just
Speaker 4: didn't know what his market.
Speaker 5: Would be, right, Yeah, those last couple of games I
Speaker 5: think hurt him a little bit, especially with having that
Speaker 5: one year of massive success. But getting that back is
Speaker 5: awesome big time. But the Titans even more until.
Speaker 4: Because I really didn't know what they were trying to
Speaker 4: do for him, and I mean still kind of don't
Speaker 4: you trade away McCaffrey g No, Yeah, Sam's gonna have
Speaker 4: a hard time. Seems like culturally they're trying to clean
Speaker 4: house a little bit. Maybe they thought that they those
Speaker 4: two pieces weren't fitting in. Well.
Speaker 5: Possibly you have got like DK was that dominant for
Speaker 5: that long on a team, Like.
Speaker 4: You saw some of the sidelines stuff that was going
Speaker 4: on throughout the year where was getting mad and he's
Speaker 4: putting on the headset saying I'm not saying he's a
Speaker 4: bad culture guy, but you just know the frictions that
Speaker 4: can happen in the.
Speaker 12: Works, right and Jason, Jason had a breakout year, They.
Speaker 5: Got a new number one.
Speaker 12: Yeah, they got their guy, And I like that for
Speaker 12: Donald is so cow guy.
Speaker 5: Let's go baby, get them, get them?
Speaker 4: Say let's your ball guy? Huh?
Speaker 5: I love football? Did I love it?
Speaker 4: It's my favorite jeduleball guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I became a fan last year.
Speaker 5: Nice teams.
Speaker 1: Well, so my fiance is a Raiders fan.
Speaker 5: I love that.
Speaker 1: And then uh, I did something for the Rams. That's
Speaker 1: how I became a football fan. So now I'm kind
Speaker 1: of a Rams guy. I should be a Niners fan,
Speaker 1: but I think I'm like so more so. Yeah, Rams guy,
Speaker 1: but I'll go Raiders and Rams.
Speaker 4: But I love it.
Speaker 5: Dude, what about college? Have you thought about that at all?
Speaker 1: College?
Speaker 4: What's up? USC?
Speaker 1: I think USC?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 12: You LA is really football team is the Raiders, but
Speaker 12: USC is the team when NFL left, just everyone was
Speaker 12: USC fans.
Speaker 5: Of course you have U C l A people.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was always I was just kind of
Speaker 1: like a I watched surfing, and I don't know. My
Speaker 1: brother and I we like my older brother he's really
Speaker 1: into sports, and then my other brother and I we
Speaker 1: just never really we just watched like Nickelodeon grown up
Speaker 1: and then uh, but then I became obsessed with football
Speaker 1: last year.
Speaker 5: So do you know, uh Rick Devo No, his son.
Speaker 5: He's a commentator on the w s L. That's all
Speaker 5: I had. That's it.
Speaker 4: That's the only thing, your boy is that you let's go.
Speaker 1: Where are you right there?
Speaker 5: That's awesome?
Speaker 1: Did that's where it's like arian Turtle Bay?
Speaker 4: Uh, such as the k.
Speaker 10: Oh uh.
Speaker 1: In north Shore?
Speaker 4: No, we we went up to north No Shore. What's
Speaker 4: that famous beach where you're watching the surfers pipeline. Yeah, pipeline.
Speaker 4: We went out there. That was sick. Sick. It's like
Speaker 4: where they have like, hey, don't go out in the
Speaker 4: water if you can't. So when everybody's just kind of
Speaker 4: sitting back on the beach, like up on the sand
Speaker 4: taking photos and people are just watching. Yeah, it is crazy, bros.
Speaker 4: Sick Like you hit that and you think you're when
Speaker 4: you're out there, you think you're oh yeah, you watch
Speaker 4: the video to watch it. Yeah, ride a monster. I'm
Speaker 4: kind of asking old buddy like, hey, is this where
Speaker 4: you serve? He's like, oh no, we go up to
Speaker 4: the north Shore.
Speaker 5: Like and north Shore is that malley the area?
Speaker 4: No, north Shore is on the island of a lot.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, God, So you can just drive like what
Speaker 4: an hour north and you you're basically at the at
Speaker 4: the north part of the island, Like you can cover
Speaker 4: the entire island in one hour.
Speaker 5: In twenty fourteen or like early twenty fifteen, we went
Speaker 5: to Malley with some friends and then we went to
Speaker 5: Jaws and like we were on this tiny little boat
Speaker 5: while like right where the water like stopped breaking. It
Speaker 5: was just insane seeing these guys get on these.
Speaker 1: Scrap but shakes, the shakes the cliffs. Yeah, the waves
Speaker 1: are big enough, like the cliffs shake. It's it's pretty wild.
Speaker 5: That's wild.
Speaker 4: Surfing is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: We are in the UFC event one time said to
Speaker 5: Kelly Slater, yeah, and it was like, I mean, I'm
Speaker 5: not a big surf guy, but just being around him,
Speaker 5: I was like, this dude is all fucking time.
Speaker 1: His tan is gotta be Do you think it's better.
Speaker 5: Do you think it's natural? Oh?
Speaker 1: All natural? Yeah, But it's like only only only Kelly
Speaker 1: Slater can have that tan. You know, if I wanted
Speaker 1: to have that tan, I'd have to hit the booth.
Speaker 1: But that guy is just all natural. He's just he's
Speaker 1: like he's a god.
Speaker 12: Arguably the most dominant athlete of the twentieth century, Uk'd say, no,
Speaker 12: guy's been on top of his sport longer.
Speaker 1: And he boned Pamela Anderson or.
Speaker 4: Prime that's cool, which is big?
Speaker 1: What imagine his stroke too?
Speaker 5: Before after Tommy Lee?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 5: I think after imagine it like Pamela Anderson.
Speaker 4: And there's only a few videos to go to back
Speaker 4: in the day.
Speaker 1: It flows. It's probably like it's probably like swell that
Speaker 1: comes in threes and flew it.
Speaker 5: You know, I check on this set. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: it just waited there for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7: Right here we go?
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh shit a dolphin. But no, I started watching
Speaker 1: football like I've always been a I always, of all
Speaker 1: the sports, I enjoyed watching football the most. But I
Speaker 1: became a fan like last year. And I was telling
Speaker 1: you that, like I wish I'd been a fan my
Speaker 1: whole life. I just like, uh, it's the best.
Speaker 12: It's so fun, dude, Yeah, it made you more perfect
Speaker 12: in my opinion. I love I love that you like
Speaker 12: football now, so right, yeah, it's it's it's so much fun, man,
Speaker 12: And like, yeah, the NFL is crushing. Who do you
Speaker 12: guys think this is hypothetically a little what if do
Speaker 12: you think if the Niners were fully healthy, they would
Speaker 12: have beat the Eagles and gone to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 12: Or do you think it was the Eagles year?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: This year like this year is Niners?
Speaker 4: No, because they really didn't have the greater of a year, right,
Speaker 4: I mean obviously I had injuries play into it. I
Speaker 4: was I thought you were talking to a couple of
Speaker 4: years ago when it was a third string quarterback.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no that Yeah, the Niners played the Eagles,
Speaker 5: and that's when pretty like hurt himself and they were
Speaker 5: playing like with CMC in the back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the backup did hurt himself. I think that year,
Speaker 5: if they were healthy, they absolutely could have because they
Speaker 5: were dominant. They didn't have a lot of like turnover.
Speaker 5: It just wasn't clicking this year. Yeah, just wasn't getting
Speaker 5: it done. Kittle went off though, shout out the boy Kittle, Yeah,
Speaker 5: kill the Beast, dude. I love kill Man.
Speaker 4: Yeah. And I love their uniforms.
Speaker 5: One of the best looking uniforms football.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys win the suns out.
Speaker 1: I watched pretty.
Speaker 5: Beautiful the red and gold combination is. It's a gorgeous uniform.
Speaker 5: It's one of my favorite uniforms. Yeah, Dolphins.
Speaker 1: I went to Rams Niners this year watching Pretty Live,
Speaker 1: What's pretty sick? Yeah, I was like, this guy's legit
Speaker 1: is he.
Speaker 5: Gonna get paid? That's what there's there's a there's a
Speaker 5: rumor that the first offer came in at just like
Speaker 5: right around forty million a year, So it's out there,
Speaker 5: that's right.
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 5: Like top twenty.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's so much money now, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: What do you think of the Rams getting rid of
Speaker 1: a Cooper Cup?
Speaker 4: Well, they just got Davante Adam, Oh they did.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they kept Stafford.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, just signed Stafford and now they got Adam.
Speaker 5: They got Pookah.
Speaker 4: Williams, Williams the young defensive line. Yeah, yeah, they got
Speaker 4: some cats man.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 12: The Rams was don a good job staying good, Like
Speaker 12: they were like a rebuild year and they got to
Speaker 12: the playoffs and like randomly.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, like.
Speaker 5: He's an awesome coach. Did we're a couple of years
Speaker 5: ago they were talking about him retiring. Yeah he's getting out, Yeah,
Speaker 5: him getting out. Aaron Donald was talking about get Obviously
Speaker 5: Aaron did eventually leave, but he like played one or
Speaker 5: two more years.
Speaker 1: I saw I saw Stafford in Newport Beach walking with
Speaker 1: his family. Good vibes. Yeah, good guy. Yeah him, No,
Speaker 1: I was too. I was just like, oh, he.
Speaker 5: Seemed pretty chillren.
Speaker 12: He's tall, he's like six four, he's a big dude.
Speaker 5: How's how was his tad?
Speaker 1: Tam was good?
Speaker 4: Beer is good?
Speaker 1: It was actually during my I was during my engagement
Speaker 1: party or like, so I was like kind of like,
Speaker 1: I was like what, but it seems like a good dude.
Speaker 4: Keep the photographers away from Bro?
Speaker 5: Is it Stafford?
Speaker 12: Is it him that has that highlight where he's in
Speaker 12: Detroit where he's like arm gets sucked up and disadcated.
Speaker 5: Bro, that's the sickest. And he comes out for like
Speaker 5: half of a plays I'm good, I'm good. I'll go
Speaker 5: back in. Yeah, that's amazing. Or does he even go out?
Speaker 4: He does? No, he goes back out there, throws a dart,
Speaker 4: they score and win.
Speaker 5: It's like it's out, it's out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's just like gangster time. Yeah, he's a beast.
Speaker 5: That's awesome, dude. But a shout out, no free shoutout boys?
Speaker 5: What do yeah for us?
Speaker 12: I love the trainer dragon dude. I watched that at
Speaker 12: Chris's bachelor party. We watched it on as bacheloor to
Speaker 12: do a little shrooms watch How to Train Your Dragon
Speaker 12: with the Boys phenomenal. So I'm fully on that pick uh,
Speaker 12: on that vein, on that train. Shoutouts, go ahead, my
Speaker 12: shout out No free shadow is. This came to me
Speaker 12: from Will Angus told me about this. It's a little
Speaker 12: book and I'm not a big reader, but I wanted
Speaker 12: to be a reader like this year, I was like,
Speaker 12: I want to read more. Missed Borne is the is
Speaker 12: the book by this guy, Brandon Sanderson, And it's like
Speaker 12: a fantasy, uh, because I alway try to read a
Speaker 12: book and when I read, I'm like I need to
Speaker 12: be getting smarter, you know, like I need to be
Speaker 12: reading Bill Bryson, which I think is good to read,
Speaker 12: but like it's a little more dense. This is just
Speaker 12: purely a fun story and I think they're probably gonna
Speaker 12: make a series out of it about like a badass
Speaker 12: girl who like it's all about the It's this fictional
Speaker 12: world where you do like alimancy, and your powers are
Speaker 12: you use different metals and so you like drink this
Speaker 12: fluid and Miss Burns can use all the metals. Some
Speaker 12: people that have powers can just use like tin or
Speaker 12: just use gold or just use like a steal, but
Speaker 12: a mis born. You can use them all and you're
Speaker 12: the most badass and so she if anyone wants to read,
Speaker 12: I won't give away, but like Vin is her character's name,
Speaker 12: and she uses like all the metals and discovers this
Speaker 12: power within her to like overthrow the lord ruler.
Speaker 4: Dude, like create a revolution. Your projection is that there's
Speaker 4: gonna be a series and then probably a movie series.
Speaker 5: They should do it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's got it written all over it. And even
Speaker 12: if they don't, they like how they say, like I read,
Speaker 12: I saw the movies Harry before. I actually still haven't
Speaker 12: even read the books. Everything in my life has always
Speaker 12: been seeing the movie first. This would be the first
Speaker 12: one where I'm like one of the dude who's read
Speaker 12: the book first.
Speaker 5: And I want that, Yeah the movie you want?
Speaker 4: That movie is good?
Speaker 5: With the books better comment.
Speaker 12: I want to say, yeah, like my voice, you saw
Speaker 12: a Game of Thrones. You're like, have you read the books?
Speaker 5: Though? I want to be like, but have you read
Speaker 5: the books though? So I'm waiting for that with you
Speaker 5: and also Harry Potter books, dude, My daughters are real
Speaker 5: of it right now, we're on the fifth book. I
Speaker 5: think it's been a minute. We read that Goblet of Fire.
Speaker 5: Goblet of Fire. Right now, yeah, right now. They're at
Speaker 5: the World Quiddage Match and just go remembering the movie,
Speaker 5: but like watching the detail because they're breaking down like
Speaker 5: all the different cultures of wizards that are like they're
Speaker 5: tailgating for it and all the different tail getting things
Speaker 5: they're doing, and then they're walking into it, and it's like,
Speaker 5: I think seeing the movie first help me paint the
Speaker 5: picture in my head. So I don't know if I
Speaker 5: can't be like the book is better, but like the
Speaker 5: seeing the movie knowing an idea of what it's like,
Speaker 5: but then seeing hearing the detail, it's awesome. Yeah, it
Speaker 5: is awesome. Harry Potter ripped so fucking hard.
Speaker 1: It's so good, dude, reading those books as a kid,
Speaker 1: it was when the new books will come out. So
Speaker 1: this is the best.
Speaker 5: When that first movie came out, I went and saw
Speaker 5: it and I walked out of that theater like I
Speaker 5: knew I was a wizard the whole time.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 12: You want power, yeah, dude, just just we all love stories,
Speaker 12: the power of us. Just dude, shout out for shot stories.
Speaker 5: Don't you love when your boy has a.
Speaker 12: Story to tell you the locker room but never guess
Speaker 12: what happened last night or whatever, or even an old
Speaker 12: story like and what you told me, like like when
Speaker 12: you used to not bust and stuff a lot. I'm like,
Speaker 12: do you tell me about that time? I want to
Speaker 12: hear about that again, dude. It's just the power of
Speaker 12: it is the best thing why we'd love podcast.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, your first your first shoutout was great. That
Speaker 5: was a phenomenal shutout. That was a phenomenal one. Thank
Speaker 5: you God.
Speaker 1: That time and not bust into is wild.
Speaker 4: The floor is yours chat.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, my shoutow of your shot. Okay, in the
Speaker 1: spirit of daylight savings, it's ah. When you're with your lady,
Speaker 1: the light is still it's like eight pm and it's
Speaker 1: still light out. You're having a ribbi, maybe a ribbi
Speaker 1: with some fucking potatoes. I don't know how you prepare them.
Speaker 1: Maybe you make some like potato crisps, some asparagus. You
Speaker 1: get like a nice glass like a Bruce Cure wine.
Speaker 1: You have a nice dinner when it's still light out,
Speaker 1: but it's late and you're like summer's coming. Then you
Speaker 1: cap off the night with Dark Knight Rises.
Speaker 2: Ah, bro.
Speaker 5: Yes, oh you guys understood man, you guys understood it.
Speaker 1: That is unbelievable.
Speaker 5: Dark Knight Rise is such a great.
Speaker 4: Now was not the time for each other? One? What
Speaker 4: are your thoughts on the.
Speaker 5: Make and to What is the purpose of jewelry stores
Speaker 5: and airports?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Point break, remake, point break, remake, complete travesty. It's disrespectful
Speaker 1: to the franchise, disrespectful to Keanu, disrespectful to Patrick, disrespectful
Speaker 1: to me. So whoever made it, where's the camera?
Speaker 4: Fuck you?
Speaker 5: That's bad.
Speaker 12: It's like what do they try to do? Like THEO
Speaker 12: eight in that thing or something like that Yosaki eight.
Speaker 12: The main guy is good though, I like that actor
Speaker 12: whoever plays him? Like, yeah, this guy's a good actor.
Speaker 4: I like him.
Speaker 1: But the script that's that's the Gladiator.
Speaker 12: To No, No, he's older because he's he's too. He's
Speaker 12: older than the Glader. The Gladder guys like an Irish guy.
Speaker 5: This guy's like a.
Speaker 12: Sorry, uh, but port jewelry stores I think are just
Speaker 12: for dudes who forgot to buy their wife something when
Speaker 12: they were out of town.
Speaker 5: They're like, I need to get something at the report
Speaker 5: probably is my guest.
Speaker 4: So I want to meet those guys though, because I'm
Speaker 4: with you, Jack, I never no clue like you understand
Speaker 4: Sunglass hut. People want to buy shades, they go somewhere,
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, let's get some fresh shades. But jewelry.
Speaker 2: I never see anyone in there, and I was like,
Speaker 2: who is it?
Speaker 4: Like you, it's gotta be for like yeah, guess like
Speaker 4: there's no way they're in the green with those stores,
Speaker 4: Like it's gotta be like money laundry, yeah, or like.
Speaker 1: A Burberry store, like who's getting Burbery yeah after a flight?
Speaker 5: Great question, Jack, Great question, dude.
Speaker 12: If we all just started wearing Burberry, let's just go
Speaker 12: heavy in on the Burberry plaid like all of us,
Speaker 12: just reinvent our wardrobe. Don't even not even tell our wives,
Speaker 12: tell no one in our lives. Just be like, yeah, ude,
Speaker 12: I'm just heavy. I wear Burberry trench coats everywhere. Now,
Speaker 12: did you guys ever go through like a real rough
Speaker 12: match in your clothing your apparel choices? I went through
Speaker 12: at Hardy Face. That's a rough one affliction at Hardy rough,
Speaker 12: but dazzled T shirts did you also do greatest.
Speaker 5: I was more of a bod guy. You're bod. Wait,
Speaker 5: what's that's? That's how the commers if you like the
Speaker 5: cartoon and then fucking.
Speaker 12: I love the Gillette ones that like the gel came
Speaker 12: out of and you put it on it you feel smooth.
Speaker 4: I didn't like that.
Speaker 5: That one made my comfort. Yeah, something like I'm pitting
Speaker 5: a little bit right now, but I'm even pitting more
Speaker 5: because I'm thinking about those Gilletts. Yeah, the bod was
Speaker 5: bod was like the second, the deep second to axe
Speaker 5: bodies for.
Speaker 4: Again, I feel like some of the greatest times in
Speaker 4: my life. Oh sure, yeah you can. You think you're
Speaker 4: spranging on, You're just gonna start getting laid.
Speaker 5: The most, the most iconic, the most iconic ascent I've
Speaker 5: ever put on my body was Jake from Hollister.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was the one.
Speaker 5: I probably went through a bottle every two weeks.
Speaker 4: Did any of you guys hit curve like at Walmart?
Speaker 4: Like you just go in and be all right, I
Speaker 4: can't afford to get some columb but I'll just go
Speaker 4: ahead and spray it off for the day.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, you get the sample.
Speaker 12: I would do that at Abercoman I get Abercomy wood
Speaker 12: was what the cent was called acamy Woods Avercomy fer God, dude,
Speaker 12: you could tell how horny your boy was based on
Speaker 12: how like far away you could smell him from acts
Speaker 12: like exact horny tonight, dude, this guy.
Speaker 4: Practice in the middle smell. Just don't shower, you just spray.
Speaker 5: Out yourself a horse bath. Yeah yeah, the axe, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 5: double pits the chest that commercials that commercial.
Speaker 1: It's so hard for me, dude, I had a face.
Speaker 1: I went to a boarding school for a high school
Speaker 1: in Connecticut and all my siblings went, so I was,
Speaker 1: I'm the fifth one, so I was I was like
Speaker 1: pumped to go. And I was like I got the
Speaker 1: East Coast. I'm an East Coast guy. Now East Coast
Speaker 1: is sick. So I was like, I gott start dressing
Speaker 1: East Coast guys. So I would get like collared shirts,
Speaker 1: you know, pastel pop the collar. People were like what
Speaker 1: are you doing. I'm like, I'm an East Coast guy,
Speaker 1: Like I'm about to go become an East Coaster, Like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go work on Wall Street. And I had
Speaker 1: like Sperry's and like you know Khaki short like that guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I tried to look like that guy and I got
Speaker 1: and I got to Connecticut.
Speaker 4: The ankle is crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I do the boat shoes. I got to
Speaker 1: Connecticut and it snowed once, so I was like it sucks.
Speaker 1: I went about to California stuf, but shot connect East
Speaker 1: Coast a.
Speaker 5: Little sparry face as well in college shoes face. I
Speaker 5: don't like shoes.
Speaker 1: No socks.
Speaker 5: I don't like shoes. No socks uncomfortable for me.
Speaker 1: No show socks.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no show socks. No show socks to me.
Speaker 5: I feel like I always they always like peel under
Speaker 5: my heel and then I'm rocking just like my toes
Speaker 5: and half my foot are covered.
Speaker 1: You got to get the grip.
Speaker 5: You feel your heel ad and then you feel like
Speaker 5: a like a little pressure in the middle of your foot,
Speaker 5: and I hate that feeling. Yeah, oh you can't have
Speaker 5: that none on. Yeah, the no shows obviously are the
Speaker 5: best look.
Speaker 4: But you knew you were trash too, Like when the
Speaker 4: boys would clown the boys would clown me, I'd have
Speaker 4: the I'd have sweatpants. I want the elastic band at
Speaker 4: the bottom, and I'd just get shipped on.
Speaker 5: Really Yeah, see, I kind of always liked the elastic
Speaker 5: band band at the bottom, like the tapered look like
Speaker 5: the taper No, but.
Speaker 4: It wasn't tapered. Like these are just old school cotton
Speaker 4: sweatpants with the little last wrestling Yeah, like wrestling sweat pans.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind that at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't mind it more now. It's just like
Speaker 4: you know when you're when you're young and you're going
Speaker 4: through different phases, and yeah, the boys just kind of ship.
Speaker 5: On you for whatever's there's nothing more nerve racking than
Speaker 5: trying something new in front of the boys. Yeah, especially
Speaker 5: your your boys you've been like friends with for a
Speaker 5: little bit that they know your personality but know how
Speaker 5: you operate, and then you go to try something new
Speaker 5: on and just walking in that room.
Speaker 4: And you're hoping to either Like I remember we had
Speaker 4: a Christmas and I wanted some Hollister gear. I got
Speaker 4: this sick light blue Hollister shirt and I wanted to
Speaker 4: wear it to the Christmas tournament where all the basketball
Speaker 4: games were being played, because that's where you kind of
Speaker 4: go show off your new fits. And I was also
Speaker 4: a very like anxious person when I'm like nervous to
Speaker 4: where I'd be pitting all the time, and the light
Speaker 4: blue shirt just didn't killed you. God, and it just
Speaker 4: makes it worse too because you're thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Dude, I what about that moment where you become a
Speaker 1: skinny jean guy?
Speaker 5: I love skinny jeans.
Speaker 4: Did do you have that moment with was it?
Speaker 1: Was it tough to like show your boys like I'm
Speaker 1: dudek skinny jean dude.
Speaker 5: So because of my size, like I always wanted to
Speaker 5: do the Skagen thing, Like uh, I remember like Christmas
Speaker 5: when I was like twelve or thirteen, like don't either.
Speaker 5: It was seventh grade year or eighth grade year, and
Speaker 5: there was es jeens and they like kind of just
Speaker 5: came out. My brother got a bunch of payers they
Speaker 5: all fit them perfectly, and then I got like whatever
Speaker 5: way size I was tight, I couldn't even fit them
Speaker 5: over my thighs and just body bag make it cold
Speaker 5: crushed me. It crushed my soul. And then I didn't
Speaker 5: start wearing tight jeans until I could afford the tailor
Speaker 5: tight jeans I found true classic. This is true classic,
Speaker 5: true classic, Dude. We end up this episode to bring
Speaker 5: you true classic. You hear the boys talking about it.
Speaker 5: I'm actually showing off my jeans to chat and stride nice.
Speaker 4: New white tea's on. I got about twelve of them
Speaker 4: in the male last week I wore. I wore them
Speaker 4: every day last week. I've already stained four of them,
Speaker 4: already stayed for We're gonna get them out, but just
Speaker 4: to know.
Speaker 5: That, yes, we know that something about those white tea's too,
Speaker 5: like I'm not. I'm wearing the more of the classic
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Speaker 5: grabs the chest. I'll open this little jacket up so
Speaker 5: you guys can see if you are watching, it's real nice,
Speaker 5: it feels good. But the one that will is wearing
Speaker 5: is more of like a think of yourself as like
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go run a five K, take this shirt
Speaker 5: off and put the same as that to one on,
Speaker 5: just clean, and then we go to a nice dinner.
Speaker 5: That's what you're thinking. It's it's the duality of a
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Speaker 4: there with Ryan over the weekend in Vegas. You were
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Speaker 5: Ryning got himself a nice little spot and the mall
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Speaker 5: not that big, it's out of this But you walk
Speaker 5: in there and it's like, okay, what do billionaires wear?
Speaker 5: Not people with like truly successful people are wearing the
Speaker 5: non branded clothes that fit, grate and look great. This
Speaker 5: is the place you're gonna walk into. You can put
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Speaker 5: it's gonna look nice, and you're gonna walk by people.
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Speaker 4: I wonder where when.
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Speaker 1: Is that true classic shirt?
Speaker 5: True classic shirt. They have been a nice responsible due
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Speaker 12: One of my worst fashion mistakes was getting a pair
Speaker 12: of soaps. Do you remember those, dude, those shoes that
Speaker 12: you could grind anything on. Yeah, it had like the
Speaker 12: thing in the middle, and I thought it was so sick.
Speaker 12: I'm like, I'm gonna grind everything at school. All I
Speaker 12: did was just get hurt. Dude, come home spraying wrists,
Speaker 12: spraying to that, and then you clink around in these things. Dude, Dude,
Speaker 12: would I I'm begging my mom to take me to
Speaker 12: the skate shop so I could buy something called curb cream,
Speaker 12: and I'd have in my backpack curb cream and I'd
Speaker 12: be like, oh, there's a good gutter curb the curb
Speaker 12: it up dude and just run up.
Speaker 6: And just.
Speaker 2: On.
Speaker 5: So so I went through a soap phase. But the
Speaker 5: craziest phase is heey's yes not you, Like it's super
Speaker 5: convenient when you're like kind of on a downhill and
Speaker 5: you're walking, some guy just like slides past you. It's like, man,
Speaker 5: that's really well thought out. But like being on a
Speaker 5: flat surface, like walking to class and just having like
Speaker 5: you're kind of like walking on heels. Yeah, and you're
Speaker 5: not even healing around yet. Yeah, you're just using them
Speaker 5: for regular shoes. It's like kind of in hell.
Speaker 4: Do you remember those shoes where it could like kind
Speaker 4: of measure your speed. No, like they had some like
Speaker 4: a little electrical thing like yeah, to where it wouldn't
Speaker 4: like say what your speed is, but it's like have
Speaker 4: like you know, eight miles an hour, ten twelve up
Speaker 4: to like sixteen, and you'd be I'd be trying to
Speaker 4: sprint as like a fifth grader and be like, yo,
Speaker 4: you want to try my shoes on, see how fast
Speaker 4: you can run.
Speaker 5: That's genius, dude. That's a great shout out to is
Speaker 5: having something that like gets the whole like your whole
Speaker 5: class is like behind whatever you're doing, Like hey, try
Speaker 5: wheel shoes on.
Speaker 4: I had a line to measure your speed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, in the kindergarten. In kindergarten, shot Miss Berline. I
Speaker 5: had a lion King lunchbox that I would bring and
Speaker 5: I like made a whole thing of it, and all
Speaker 5: the kids were like so fired up to see my
Speaker 5: lunchbox a couple of days and I was that was massive.
Speaker 5: It was massive having a cool lunchbox. Having a cool
Speaker 5: lunchbox is a great shout out for Shadow.
Speaker 4: I did have a San Francisco forty nine ers lunchbox
Speaker 4: back in the day.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Kids, you know you're like going into school, like first
Speaker 4: day of school, like I'm about to show off my lunchbox,
Speaker 4: my new fits.
Speaker 5: Or like right after Christmas fits like the day everyone
Speaker 5: gets back from Christmas break. Everyone's got the new hoodies,
Speaker 5: the new whatever whatever they wanted. Everyone's kind of posturing
Speaker 5: on each other.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember Strider when it during your soap phase. He
Speaker 1: ripped a six stare like six stair rail in front
Speaker 1: of my sister. She would not stop talking about it.
Speaker 12: Really, yeah, it's true, And I was like really, I
Speaker 12: was like, you know, I respect your sister, but I
Speaker 12: really wanted to get into her her like her skinny jeans.
Speaker 12: I was like, I want her jeans something. I'll give
Speaker 12: you my soaps if you let me wear your jeans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how it happened. That's how I went.
Speaker 5: Did you ever get those janes? Never got them, but
Speaker 5: I did red my own sister's closet for her jeans,
Speaker 5: trying them.
Speaker 4: One that's got the legs for it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, oh, dude, guarantee yes. Skinny jeans for me was
Speaker 12: never initiating.
Speaker 5: Never, I have no thought. I'm just calf all the
Speaker 5: way up, dude, the same size. It's good.
Speaker 4: I was always nervous getting into tighter jeans. You wear
Speaker 4: them and then you just hear, look at this queer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, those guys never warre them.
Speaker 12: Dude, don't knock until you try it.
Speaker 1: It's a risky move. But if you pull it off,
Speaker 1: you pull it off well.
Speaker 5: And sorry, sorry, No.
Speaker 1: It's just when they're too fitted where you can see
Speaker 1: like the thigh muscle and the calves, it's like, right,
Speaker 1: they like yours are perfectly fit. It's like it's if
Speaker 1: some guy, I think, if they're too tight around the thighs,
Speaker 1: it's it doesn't work. You have to have that kind
Speaker 1: of taper.
Speaker 12: Look, I agree, I agree, And it's it's important for
Speaker 12: men to feel sexy as well too, like a skinny jean.
Speaker 12: Like sometimes the guy that would say that is fighting
Speaker 12: something in himself was like, dude, just feel sexy, bro Okay,
Speaker 12: you know, get some lavender soap, lather yourself up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's okay to be sexy being sexy. Maybe it
Speaker 5: does never fit. Bay doesn't never fit.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, regular genes for him are skinny jeene.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, you should get True Classic to make
Speaker 1: some skinny jeans for Saquon. See if you're that.
Speaker 5: You know, Brian's listening, and I mean, look at that.
Speaker 5: Why we zoomed in in just the lower half of
Speaker 5: Let's see the whole thing is the man dude, he
Speaker 5: really is.
Speaker 1: And I don't want to start beef on this pod,
Speaker 1: you know, but I feel like more breaking.
Speaker 4: Justin Field's going to the Jets, go ahead, whoa.
Speaker 1: I feel like Mahomes is skinny jean game not.
Speaker 5: It will love that take when I love that take?
Speaker 5: Anti Chiefs guy. Oh yeah, yeah, but you're so pro
Speaker 5: skinny jean that it cancels out you don't like him.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like my homes, but I feel like his
Speaker 1: skinny jean game needs some work. I think he needs
Speaker 1: true classics.
Speaker 4: I love.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel he's great, but I think, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think he needs to hit up Tilly's or something and.
Speaker 5: This ship get some dickies.
Speaker 12: Dude.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 12: When we started, let's do it, dude, we can start
Speaker 12: the Revere.
Speaker 5: Were a generation man was unbelievable. You walk into pack Son,
Speaker 5: just fold it up real nice there.
Speaker 4: But oh my god, I'd love to hit a clip
Speaker 4: and to hit Rocky movie lines to the public. Oh yeah, dude, dude,
Speaker 4: that would be great fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Rocky would be a fun one.
Speaker 4: I'm like, if you know what you're worth, then go
Speaker 4: out and get what you're worth.
Speaker 1: He said, So great for that, just say that hot
Speaker 1: dog on a stick.
Speaker 4: But you gotta be willing to take the hints.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we should take you to like a gaming arcade,
Speaker 12: like a like a Howie's game Shock or something where
Speaker 12: you're gonna play land part like Battlefield too against like
Speaker 12: ten year olds, and then we're hitting you with Rocky quotes,
Speaker 12: toweling you up.
Speaker 4: Do you want it, dude?
Speaker 5: I hate to cut this I mean, I think it's not.
Speaker 5: This has been a really long podcast, been a great podcast,
Speaker 5: but we gotta hit those couple of things we do.
Speaker 4: Gotta have some fan duel here coming up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Fandel and Brett as well. Boys, honestly and crush
Speaker 5: time meeting you guys. Unbelievable podcast. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: We gotta link again. And since you're getting into the
Speaker 4: football world, like, maybe there's a little something in football
Speaker 4: season we can keep going.
Speaker 5: Maybe guys come to do a game with us, we'll go,
Speaker 5: we'll go do something in the fall that would be
Speaker 5: amazing to rip over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I might.
Speaker 5: They play in la A couple of years ago they
Speaker 5: put the Chargers in l A. Yeah, but yeah, that'd
Speaker 5: be fun. That'd be awesome to be so sick. Yeah,
Speaker 5: get you mich to go to the Michigan. Yeah, Lincoln
Speaker 5: is sick to both. Both of your schools are amazing.
Speaker 5: Michigan and Nebraska play this year September twentieth in Nebraska. Dude,
Speaker 5: But I don't know if you guys, I don't know
Speaker 5: if they would be good for it. Like this has been.
Speaker 5: You just see how good the vibes are right now,
Speaker 5: And like the bus isn't always like this. It's going
Speaker 5: to be a very like and you guys will be
Speaker 5: going against a very turbulent time and our relationship and
Speaker 5: I don't know if I don't want you guys to
Speaker 5: see us in that way, but.
Speaker 4: Maybe it'll be hostile. But to bring it all back
Speaker 4: together later that night on the Dark Knight, on the
Speaker 4: Dark Knight, Dark Night.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yes, a couple of Lucy's andy s plays Nebraska,
Speaker 5: is that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, in Lincoln, Bro.
Speaker 5: We could come out for that. Well, Michigan. Michigan plays
Speaker 5: at USC this year.
Speaker 12: You guys can come out for that. We should do
Speaker 12: even one of those two. The rivalry week is going
Speaker 12: to be maybe intense.
Speaker 4: I don't know, you guys might you guys might enjoy it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it it be fun.
Speaker 5: Y'all should come out because it is. It's a great time.
Speaker 4: So down down, you guys just go from the perspective
Speaker 4: of investigating the hostile environment that's going on with the
Speaker 4: rivalry of us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, your tailgate vibes will maintain the vibes. It's gonna
Speaker 5: be very difficult because it gets I mean, this is
Speaker 5: what the third annual Bustable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, I gotta I got like a little portable
Speaker 1: like tanning booth things. I'll just if someone's feeling off,
Speaker 1: I'll just like get your taint real quick. It's sort
Speaker 1: of like in Blade, you know, when he needs the
Speaker 1: in Blade Trinity, when Wesley Snipes needs like his seerum
Speaker 1: so he can keep going, He's like, oh, and the
Speaker 1: guy just pops in his mouth and he becomes Blade again.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's what that That's what it means.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we could start off the day. I mean, start
Speaker 5: the vibes off right, but just grab an ankle in
Speaker 5: the morning exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, Yeah, grab an ankle in Nashville. It's got
Speaker 1: to be an experience.
Speaker 5: You gotta be gotta wait till it's a little It
Speaker 5: is a good day. It's a little chilli outside though.
Speaker 5: Yeah for a tape, for a tape sunlight, it is,
Speaker 5: oh no way around.
Speaker 12: Thursday's ankle day, baby, hilarious.
Speaker 4: Thursday's ankle Alright, boys, kisses, appreciate you guys, go subscribe.
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