Speaker 1: Brooking Boys reactions.
Speaker 2: This podcast all depends on you, baby.
Speaker 3: Three.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Brooklyn Boys Slice time for episode.
Speaker 5: Three three three and before how's it go? They say,
Speaker 5: where scary? And I, uh, it's going well scary as
Speaker 5: they say in the neighborhood, were scary? And I grew
Speaker 5: up tree tree, tree, tree, tree tree.
Speaker 4: And when you hold up the number three, it's my thumb,
Speaker 4: it's my index finger and my middle finger tree.
Speaker 5: Okay. So the way, did you see the movie in
Speaker 5: Glorious Bastards. Yes, that's why I'm referencing this. Okay, so
Speaker 5: you are a German or a European European America, put
Speaker 5: up the three middle fingers, yeah, and hold the thumb
Speaker 5: and the pinky down.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But the problem with that is it hurts like a
Speaker 4: bitch for me to do that.
Speaker 5: I cannot you do that. I'm not looking at this.
Speaker 4: All spasy. I'm not even like I'm like half jointed, dude,
Speaker 4: what's wrong with you? I can't do it on this
Speaker 4: finger on this hand either. When I do three, come on,
Speaker 4: I swear, look look at it.
Speaker 5: Take your thumb. Yeah, you're too close to the camera. Okay,
Speaker 5: all I see is you tip your fingers. Take your
Speaker 5: thumb and hold your pinky down. Yeah, your hand is open,
Speaker 5: and hold your pinky down. Yeah, thumb.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But here's the problem. My ring finger is having trouble
Speaker 4: staying up. It wants to go down.
Speaker 5: Your ring finger is having trouble getting a ring on it.
Speaker 4: That's your There's that the same thing on both hands.
Speaker 4: My ring finger barely stays up on its own, and
Speaker 4: it's a struggle to keep the third.
Speaker 5: You're better. Your right hand is better. Obviously you've been
Speaker 5: doing some weird ship with your left hand. Well, you
Speaker 5: know that's your remain unspoken about. Hey, speaking of of
Speaker 5: doing ship with your left hand, did you I notice
Speaker 5: is really for the Brooklyn boys. I'll bring it up again,
Speaker 5: but I just want to see slices go. Look if
Speaker 5: you haven't, have you seen the kid that worked out
Speaker 5: one half of his body? Is he disproportionate? Yes, so
Speaker 5: his entire shoulder and his like you know that part
Speaker 5: of the shoulder like look at me, you know the
Speaker 5: shoulder pot that like that becomes like a slide on
Speaker 5: the top of your like your chin down to your
Speaker 5: shoulder like a giant like a triangle. Yeah, so half
Speaker 5: his body has the giant triangle. The other half is scrawny,
Speaker 5: so it looks like it's photoshopped. He worked out half
Speaker 5: his body. He did it to prove a point. I'm
Speaker 5: guessing yeah, to get get to get likes. I don't know,
Speaker 5: but he looks it's crazy anyway, anyway, check that out
Speaker 5: for that guy yet later in life. Anyway. All right,
Speaker 5: just this disclaimer about the talkbacks here. Uh, we'll just
Speaker 5: scary fucked up. No, iHeart fucked us, all right, the
Speaker 5: man's scariest equipment. Equipment sucked up.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, it's uh, it's these are the
Speaker 4: limitations of the talkback program. Some of the older ones
Speaker 4: have been erased, and that's it. So we're gonna pick
Speaker 4: up where we could pick up.
Speaker 5: And unfortunately, if so, if you've left the talk back
Speaker 5: and you don't hear it, the past is in the past.
Speaker 5: Let's move forward with a new episode coming up in
Speaker 5: just a couple of days, and let's comment on all
Speaker 5: that stuff because we still have Brody, we still have
Speaker 5: a lot of stuff to get to that is here.
Speaker 5: Because you guys are super super you know, I'm willing
Speaker 5: to say that the slices are the most I would
Speaker 5: say that they participate the most in talkbacks in all
Speaker 5: the whole country. I think we get more talkbacks than
Speaker 5: any radio show or well maybe we'll also we've devoted
Speaker 5: a show to it. Yeah, but here's what I'll say.
Speaker 5: If one of your talkbacks was lost in the kfuffle. Yeah,
Speaker 5: if you wrote a song or a poem, oh yeah,
Speaker 5: some big piece of production and you don't hear it,
Speaker 5: please redo it. Yeah, but that was just like I
Speaker 5: want to comment on what you said. Whatever it is,
Speaker 5: what it is. We're sorry, but it's not our fault.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, we we'll forward moving forward with the So
Speaker 4: here we are the talkbacks from a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 4: and thank you for your participation.
Speaker 8: Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut. What he's trying to say
Speaker 8: is that she's going to get the news from the newspaper.
Speaker 8: She's that old, she doesn't have a telephone, she doesn't hear.
Speaker 9: It on the radio, doesn't get on the TV. She's
Speaker 9: going to retire soon because she's in her fifties. I
Speaker 9: don't know what this guy is trying.
Speaker 8: To say, but you know what, I just turned fifty
Speaker 8: four on the sixteen, and I'm still working and I
Speaker 8: find knowledge everywhere.
Speaker 7: So that's a little too much. We're not saying when
Speaker 7: newspapers like our parents.
Speaker 8: Did, and that's how they got the news, or if
Speaker 8: they watched the ten o'clock news or.
Speaker 7: The news all day long. That's the whatever it may be,
Speaker 7: fifty is not old. He needs to get a shit together.
Speaker 9: That actually just like piss me off.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 8: It's like fifties, not old sixties, not old sevties, not
Speaker 8: even old anymore.
Speaker 5: No, it's not.
Speaker 7: But she just didn't know.
Speaker 9: Maybe she didn't even give a shit a boy.
Speaker 5: Who is she talking to the woman in the bank.
Speaker 5: Oh well, it's no, and she's talking about the guy
Speaker 5: who left to talk about Oh right, yeah, I took
Speaker 5: offense to it too. I'm fucking fifty one.
Speaker 4: We're not old, correct, we're older, but you know so yeah,
Speaker 4: so thank you.
Speaker 5: I agree with that.
Speaker 3: Scary and brody, broody and scary sc rody the knee
Speaker 3: from CT. I just wanted to say, scary, well done
Speaker 3: on his job and it's a thankless task. You probably
Speaker 3: get abuse all day just for doing your duty. I
Speaker 3: just wanted to say that I recognize you and your
Speaker 3: efforts and congratulations.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you so much. I appreciate you.
Speaker 3: Also, since my talkbacks have been going through again, I
Speaker 3: just want to say how empowering Astrod was on the
Speaker 3: last BBP episode. Not many individuals can go toe to
Speaker 3: toe with a quick witted specimen like Brody, but Astrod
Speaker 3: held her ground well and dare I say, put the
Speaker 3: king of comedy in his place?
Speaker 5: Wow? It was a battle royale though it was. Keep
Speaker 5: in mind, is only so much I'm gonna come back
Speaker 5: at a friend if it was Josh, on the other hand,
Speaker 5: but we should get you with Josh. That would be awesome.
Speaker 5: By the way, Josh and I have been communicating on
Speaker 5: social media very politely. Oh good. This could be a
Speaker 5: new beginning for the both of you. It could be
Speaker 5: a toe in the water.
Speaker 9: Let me get some time for Brody to finish.
Speaker 10: All right, how y'all doing? From all over the map, Brodie,
Speaker 10: The only thing I want to let you know is
Speaker 10: that Siri is a voice activated by your voice. So
Speaker 10: you can probably say hey, Siri and Scary's phone and
Speaker 10: she won't respond because that's not Scary's voice. So no
Speaker 10: one's gonna have Siri popping up every time that guy
Speaker 10: says Siri.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, can I can I address that for a second.
Speaker 5: There's a commercial for Nissan running on the radio right
Speaker 5: now a lot, and my phone is I have an
Speaker 5: Android phone and I don't have the voice at the
Speaker 5: voice recognizable feature turned on. I guess I don't know,
Speaker 5: but I'm gonna play this. I'm gonna play I'll play
Speaker 5: it again on the Brooklyn Boys. But I just real quick.
Speaker 5: I don't even know if it's edited, but real quick,
Speaker 5: because Nissan Grover available, Google building helps you make the
Speaker 5: most of your drive, take care of the small stuff
Speaker 5: like hey Google, pull down my car and hey Google,
Speaker 5: turn on the dog feeder. Okay, So I'll play I'll
Speaker 5: play more of it next episode. He says, hey gogole Yeah,
Speaker 5: three or four times in the commercial. And because I
Speaker 5: was playing the my car play was on, I was
Speaker 5: on ways. Every time he said that, my phone shut
Speaker 5: off and said what right? My phone started responding to
Speaker 5: the commercial, which is counterproductive to the commercial because now
Speaker 5: you're not hearing the message of the commercial, right, So
Speaker 5: how so, first of all, fuck me, son, Why are
Speaker 5: they're doing a commercial that's fucking up everybody's phones? That's
Speaker 5: not right? Yeah, And and I was told that whenever
Speaker 5: Elvis says hey, Skeary on the Morning show, a lot
Speaker 5: of people's phones go off or yes, they may not
Speaker 5: have it set properly, you know. Whatever people do say
Speaker 5: that they text in like, oh my god, my SERI
Speaker 5: went off because you called. And you know, A L
Speaker 5: e x A is a yes, she's she's the biggest
Speaker 5: one of all the biggest defenders. I will tell you
Speaker 5: that I've changed the names of my devices in the house.
Speaker 5: Each room has a different name, and only one of
Speaker 5: them is a L e x A. Good. You can
Speaker 5: change it summer minor Z I G G y okay, good.
Speaker 6: So I go that.
Speaker 5: For instance, I say, hey, ZIGGI, what's the current temperature?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't hear that, Okay, but I understood you
Speaker 5: didn't hear that. No, we didn't hear it. Well, right
Speaker 5: now it's seventy six degrees fareheit.
Speaker 7: Perfect broke up as boys.
Speaker 11: And it's been a minute since I left the talk back.
Speaker 11: I just got back a couple of weeks ago from
Speaker 11: my trip to Asia. Funny thing also was caught in
Speaker 11: that earthquake that was out in the Miyamar and that
Speaker 11: hit Miyamar and thailandland in the Thailand airport OEt my cab,
Speaker 11: the whole old ground started shaken.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a lot of people died.
Speaker 7: A twenty minute ride to my hotel took about like
Speaker 7: four and a half hours. Oh boy, that was crazy.
Speaker 7: But uh yeah, I had a good trip. Clon came back.
Speaker 11: Now I'm a guy with the jet lag and uh yeah,
Speaker 11: I just wanted to also tell you about the like
Speaker 11: right before I left my Asia trip, I actually I
Speaker 11: called into the morning show and I at she almost
Speaker 11: got through a gut in touch with a diamond.
Speaker 5: Chance of the phone.
Speaker 11: Wait, I think, he continues, Yeah, so like Diamond answer
Speaker 11: the call and then like I told her, I was like,
Speaker 11: I was a Slice for Life and she was like,
Speaker 11: oh my god.
Speaker 7: But uh then uh, but then I didn't make it
Speaker 7: to the first call of the show. They didn't choose me.
Speaker 7: So oh, I'm going to try again and try it
Speaker 7: in the morning show. Yeah, it would be a blast.
Speaker 5: Maybe don't say you're I don't mention it. Hit it
Speaker 5: off there, that's so nice. I would focus on the
Speaker 5: fact that you're an Elvis Duran fan. Yeah, right, you're
Speaker 5: a Slice for Life gets you on this podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the listeners at the Elvis Durant show, the mass
Speaker 4: audience might not know what a Slice for Life.
Speaker 5: Is, right, Listen, Elvis has millions of listeners every week.
Speaker 5: We have less than that. Translation, there's lots of people
Speaker 5: who listen to Elvis. Yeah, who don't know us somehow,
Speaker 5: and I don't know how they don't know us, right,
Speaker 5: they should know us. Here here's last and the.
Speaker 11: Thing about women not having to pay, Uh, they should
Speaker 11: pay for if they'd like the independent woman Maddy, if
Speaker 11: you're Maddy from Bronx, they'll.
Speaker 12: Be on me.
Speaker 7: And uh, there's children, children will pay.
Speaker 5: Oh that's thank you.
Speaker 7: That's one thing we don't We don't ask the children
Speaker 7: for money. Right now, you have to parent pay for it.
Speaker 5: Thank thank you God, Thank god you're safe. Buddy bag
Speaker 5: hitting on Maddie from Brooklyn and the Bronx.
Speaker 13: Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Mjroj. I'm just making a comment.
Speaker 13: I think it was episode three thirty or three thirty one,
Speaker 13: trying to figure figure it out. No, I think if
Speaker 13: you go to dinner and it is nice that you
Speaker 13: guys chip in for the for the lady, but if
Speaker 13: she has more money, I mean, everybody was there to
Speaker 13: pay their own.
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 13: Part two about should the woman pay if you if
Speaker 13: you's all going out, Yes, everyone should pay their own. However,
Speaker 13: people are still traditional. Gentlemen are still like the old
Speaker 13: days where a gentleman is going to be paying and
Speaker 13: having their friends chip in for the woman. It is
Speaker 13: a nice thing to do. I'm on the fence about this.
Speaker 13: She has more money, she should pay half will leave
Speaker 13: the chip at least well.
Speaker 5: She should pay for her food. You're not gonna win
Speaker 5: with MJ from NJ.
Speaker 14: Apparently half one blame from Ohio Rock and Steve you're
Speaker 14: over there, I'm over here cold to me, man.
Speaker 6: Morning fellows any from Brooklyn here?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 15: About that Blue Origins flight, I don't know, man. I
Speaker 15: agree with you guys with the they're not astronauts. It's
Speaker 15: a ride, but I'm gonna go one step further, and
Speaker 15: I want to say that the whole thing was fucking bullshit.
Speaker 15: And I know, Brody, you're gonna call me a fucking
Speaker 15: conspiracy theorist nut and whatever.
Speaker 6: But there's just things that don't add up.
Speaker 15: And then you see then the video cuts out and
Speaker 15: all of a sudden, Uh, they are over there and
Speaker 15: Jeff Bezos is over there with a woman.
Speaker 6: She the door opens inward, which the door saw that
Speaker 6: an inward on a space shuttle because of the pressure.
Speaker 5: That was weird.
Speaker 15: And the woman walks over tells them to close the
Speaker 15: door right away, and I saw that over with this
Speaker 15: like funny looking giant key and opens the door again
Speaker 15: when we clearly on videos saw her open the door
Speaker 15: from the inside.
Speaker 5: Right, we did.
Speaker 4: But I also think they wanted to make it a
Speaker 4: moment for television, so it was like, let's hold on,
Speaker 4: the cameras aren't ready yet, so so it could have
Speaker 4: been that closed the door. Let's do this for television.
Speaker 4: I've seen that before. But the door opening inward is
Speaker 4: a little weird.
Speaker 5: Because it's not supposed to write if I mean, I
Speaker 5: don't know, I don't maybe that were a little different
Speaker 5: than the space Here's what I'll say. I'm not going
Speaker 5: to call anyone a conspiracy. Hold on, there were actually
Speaker 5: two astronauts, real women of science on that flight. It
Speaker 5: wasn't just a celebrity thing. There were two women there
Speaker 5: who are actual people that want that went up. This
Speaker 5: footage of them up there, right. So the fact that
Speaker 5: the capsule thing, the door opened I think if they
Speaker 5: were going to fake it, first of all, they would
Speaker 5: have built it with the door opening out if that
Speaker 5: was because you know, everybody's a scientist now like, oh,
Speaker 5: the door is way. None of us knew about the
Speaker 5: door thing before that thing became an intimite thing. They
Speaker 5: got on the rocket. This footage of them getting in
Speaker 5: the rocket, this footage of the rocket going up. They
Speaker 5: didn't get off the rocket. The two astronauts, the actual
Speaker 5: people who are scientists, wouldn't have been part of a scam.
Speaker 5: And again there's footage of them floating. I don't the
Speaker 5: door thing was. I guess they wanted a TV moment
Speaker 5: of him. There was definitely that well.
Speaker 15: And then they uh, I don't know. This is unconfirmed,
Speaker 15: but there's a picture of the shuttle afterwards. It looks
Speaker 15: like there's a mannequins in there, not people. And I
Speaker 15: could send it to you if you want. And then
Speaker 15: the other shuttles, like the ones that came down from
Speaker 15: Space X, and there was another one. They look all
Speaker 15: burnt up and everything and dirty, and you know, uh,
Speaker 15: and this one looks like it never moved.
Speaker 16: So I.
Speaker 5: Broke the differences. The difference is the SpaceX rockets. You're
Speaker 5: talking about the ones that actually went into space. Space
Speaker 5: they get re entry burn they've actually gone through the atmosphere.
Speaker 5: The Jeff Bezos blue Oranger thing just goes up to
Speaker 5: the what do they call it, the Harrison Point. I
Speaker 5: forget whatever it's called. There's a point that becomes like
Speaker 5: a quote unquote space. But it's not actually like black stars,
Speaker 5: and you know, you're not like above the burnt the
Speaker 5: burned part. That's why it wasn't burnt again. Nobody credible
Speaker 5: is calling bullshit on it. So that's why I'm saying
Speaker 5: I'm not it's not really a thing. The real issue
Speaker 5: in the story is that Katie Perry and Gail are
Speaker 5: King are not astronauts, and they grow stupid.
Speaker 6: That's all Brody.
Speaker 15: I'm sorry, bro, but it's Minnie again with the rice.
Speaker 15: The filler is the rice, not the vegetables. The vegetables
Speaker 15: are the only part that has any nutritional value to it.
Speaker 5: That's correct, not to.
Speaker 15: Say that has any nutritional value at all to it,
Speaker 15: But the vegetables aren't the filler.
Speaker 6: How much you want this scary.
Speaker 5: I'm a vegetable guy.
Speaker 6: I love scary vegetable.
Speaker 5: Hold on, let me. Let me address that. It's not
Speaker 5: vegetables with fried rice. It's fried rice with vegetables. You
Speaker 5: order fried rice, it comes to vegetables. I need to
Speaker 5: order vegetables, and they threw fried rice on top of it.
Speaker 17: I ordered.
Speaker 5: Vegetables.
Speaker 15: Scary Kings Chinese is right next to my house, Vinnie
Speaker 15: from Brooklyn. Again, by the way, I obviously living a
Speaker 15: freehold now, but uh, that's the place you're talking about.
Speaker 15: Is Peaking Pavilion. That's the other one, and one of
Speaker 15: my favorite. The general channels there is fucking ridiculous. Yeah,
Speaker 15: but my favorite thing there is the egg rolls. They
Speaker 15: make it with like filet mignon egg rolls. They're freaking
Speaker 15: boogie as fuck. The drinks are fantastic through that peaky
Speaker 15: peaking pavilion.
Speaker 5: That's the one. I couldn't think of King peaking the
Speaker 5: way he said it like a peakan yeah, can.
Speaker 18: I we're talking about Westchester. I agree with you guys
Speaker 18: that west Chester is really nice, but there was something
Speaker 18: that drove me nuts.
Speaker 19: I stayed with a friend for a.
Speaker 18: Weekend one summer in Westchester, and the bugs, especially at night,
Speaker 18: I kept me awake. I swear the cicadas the cricket
Speaker 18: throw louder than a fucking ambulances going by in the city.
Speaker 19: I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 4: Jamie from Queens the Queen's Girl going to uh going
Speaker 4: to the suburbs of the suburbs, not West.
Speaker 20: Not Hey the boys, Shamie from Queen's Again. You guys
Speaker 20: were talking about people making their wedding black tie. I
Speaker 20: asked my dad about this, and he said that at
Speaker 20: my parent's wedding, they made it black tie optional because
Speaker 20: my dad understood that a lot of his friends didn't
Speaker 20: have the extra money to spend on tux rental. One
Speaker 20: of his friends showed up in a plaid sport jacket.
Speaker 20: My dad didn't care as long as the guy was
Speaker 20: there to celebrate the marriage and all that stuff.
Speaker 7: That's all that happened.
Speaker 12: Heyby boys.
Speaker 5: I recently saw a guy show up to a big
Speaker 5: funeral wearing a blue suit. It happens, heybye boys.
Speaker 21: Queen's stafty sequel here formerly known. Asked Bam and Dave
Speaker 21: about this outer space fiasco. Bullshit, It's so fucking crazy.
Speaker 21: How this is what we're doing in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 21: Just more rich people doing rich shit That makes no sense.
Speaker 21: Katy Perry going out of space, spending twenty eight million
Speaker 21: dollars and all she felt was more loved.
Speaker 6: You can do that down here for a lot cheaper.
Speaker 5: That's very true, great point, and I'm with you.
Speaker 21: The real astronauts who did all the work and fucking
Speaker 21: dedicated their life to this kind of shit definitely needs
Speaker 21: a lot more respect and acknowledgment for everything that went on,
Speaker 21: and not the celebrities, because at the end of the day,
Speaker 21: this is just like another publicity sun. Plus, I find
Speaker 21: a little suss that Katie Perry went into out of
Speaker 21: space and she has a song named Eta and now
Speaker 21: she feels more loved, So I wonder what happened in
Speaker 21: eleven minutes and out of space.
Speaker 22: Anyways, that's also now my boys have a moist country day.
Speaker 5: Oh god, this guy takes the cake.
Speaker 21: Brooklyn Boys Queen saves the sequel here. This is a
Speaker 21: new fucking record because I never leave this much talkbacks.
Speaker 21: But on that topic of card roulette, I would definitely
Speaker 21: go ahead and play that game if me and the
Speaker 21: boys are going out, but first I would always ask
Speaker 21: them what restaurant are we going to? Because if we're
Speaker 21: going to a restaurant and we got like a couple
Speaker 21: of guys, and I think the bill's gonna be like three,
Speaker 21: four or five hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, you know, I'll take that risk.
Speaker 21: But if the scary Jones kind of restaurant where we're
Speaker 21: ordering for the table and there's like fifteen freaking dishes
Speaker 21: and there's no damn prices on the menu, then all
Speaker 21: of a sudden, I'm not feeling so good that night.
Speaker 23: Guys.
Speaker 21: I think I might have to, you know, take some
Speaker 21: night quill or something and catch you guys on the
Speaker 21: next dinner.
Speaker 12: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 21: Anyway, I have a moist country day.
Speaker 4: Scary gay love you guys, out love you Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 4: Brody and scam of scaring Brody.
Speaker 5: This is Johnny from MD.
Speaker 24: I am calling a episode three thirty three scary a
Speaker 24: sham random bed with tall dark We are grown adults.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm a gay man and I don't even
Speaker 5: think that's weird.
Speaker 6: Just suck it up and do it.
Speaker 5: Be comfortable with yourself, save some money, do your thing.
Speaker 4: The fact that we're grown adults means that we need
Speaker 4: our own beds in our own rooms because we are
Speaker 4: grown adults.
Speaker 5: We don't need acting like kids. What wait wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 5: I don't. First of all, thank you for the call.
Speaker 5: That was great, but saying I'm a gay man and
Speaker 5: even I don't think that's strange does incongruous? As a
Speaker 5: gay man, you'd of course be more comfortable with two
Speaker 5: guys being in the bed, so you wouldn't think it
Speaker 5: was strange. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah, I
Speaker 5: know you want to get hit the button if we
Speaker 5: have five pages, go ahead anyway, I'm just saying you'd say, like,
Speaker 5: you know, I listen, you'd say, even though I'm gay,
Speaker 5: even though right, but not like I'm gay, and I
Speaker 5: even I find it that. Nope, that doesn't seem you know.
Speaker 25: Right, brody and scary and every scary and brody. This
Speaker 25: is real from CT fucking Brian Adams. I thought too,
Speaker 25: he was a grown man of sixty nine fucking summer
Speaker 25: of seventy eight fiber.
Speaker 5: Yeah, also scary.
Speaker 6: It's blowing in my mind.
Speaker 25: Like you say rural, but but then you say squab row,
Speaker 25: So didn't you say row rural? Like say rural the
Speaker 25: way you say squab row rural? Also fucked those so
Speaker 25: card astronauts. I wish it did a little tumble and shah,
Speaker 25: it's a fucking insult to real astronauts. Like I was
Speaker 25: hoping that they would be a little crash, a little tumble,
Speaker 25: you know, like some sense to them, make him realize, like, uh, yeah,
Speaker 25: there really is real astronauts who really do this. We
Speaker 25: just went for a drive like they rode shotgun, you know, basically,
Speaker 25: like it's it's fucking stupid, like some people got too much,
Speaker 25: damn money.
Speaker 5: Fucking Katy Perry, let it all out. How do you
Speaker 5: really feel, buddy? All right? That was byway, Have you
Speaker 5: seen the video of Katie Perry's dance on tour that? Yes,
Speaker 5: I saw that. Yeah, she's getting brushed, she's getting killed.
Speaker 5: She just started her tour. And here we go. All right,
Speaker 5: thank you so much, Part one of the talkbacks done.
Speaker 5: We'll be right back intermission.
Speaker 22: Yeah, the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Speaker 9: We will be right back.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Despite the fact that we lost a few of these,
Speaker 5: we got plenty. We got plenty plenty to go through.
Speaker 12: Here we go, aren't canal? Javid? You're here? Uh? I
Speaker 12: want to comment on nothing done.
Speaker 26: I didn't about Lil naz X and that whole thing
Speaker 26: as someone who became religious later and like later I
Speaker 26: was twenty seven twenty eight is when I started to
Speaker 26: explore it and stuff, and I did not grow up
Speaker 26: religious at all.
Speaker 12: I detracted me was the least of Judaism was like.
Speaker 26: How everyone's on their own path, like one hundred percent,
Speaker 26: Like you have no right to judge anyone else for
Speaker 26: what they're doing because but on top of that, I
Speaker 26: also love the idea that everything happens for a reason.
Speaker 26: So even when bad things happen to you in life,
Speaker 26: you need to figure out not just why it happened,
Speaker 26: but like.
Speaker 12: What can you learn from it? Like how can you
Speaker 12: become better from it? Because that those are the people
Speaker 12: that are inspirational.
Speaker 26: You know, people aren't inspiring when something bad happens to
Speaker 26: them and they complain and they like's not fair, blah
Speaker 26: blah blah blah, like people you see hor motivational people
Speaker 26: who overcame all of these.
Speaker 12: So I'll just end with there's nothing to do with me.
Speaker 26: I hope no Noses gets better, and I hope he
Speaker 26: grows from this, and I hope he, you know, learns
Speaker 26: about himself and all that. And I think, you know,
Speaker 26: if people are really commenting, like like using religion as
Speaker 26: a way to put him down.
Speaker 12: That's absolutely horrible. And now how religion should be used.
Speaker 26: It's weaponizing it, and no way should religion be weaponized
Speaker 26: against anyone.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I hope well he does, he gets better.
Speaker 5: I agree, And from a personal standpoint, I would rather
Speaker 5: bad things not happen to me and not grow. I
Speaker 5: don't need to grow. I don't need to learn from
Speaker 5: any I don't want bad things. Scary. You want to
Speaker 5: want bad things, don't learn from them? No, No, I'm
Speaker 5: okay the way.
Speaker 25: It's well from CT again, I just wanted to say, Brody,
Speaker 25: I ordered my rose, poor fried rice, no vegetables as well.
Speaker 5: Thank you, my man.
Speaker 6: You're not the only one. Only one, I promise you.
Speaker 6: A lot of my family orders it. No vestibles. It's
Speaker 6: more common than you think.
Speaker 5: Scary all right, thanks right, And by the way, I'm
Speaker 5: a manned him.
Speaker 6: Festivals but and pork fried rice, no vegetables please, no vegetables.
Speaker 5: All right, God bless in a quarter mile, we we're
Speaker 5: gonna do here was coming? Yeah, in a quarter mile?
Speaker 5: He needed to turn?
Speaker 23: Or here about the black ties a scary I am
Speaker 23: actually on your side on my wedding to live a people,
Speaker 23: and we just said, you know, uh, basically fancy about
Speaker 23: black tie, and my groom's in I wore tuxedo, and
Speaker 23: so my grooms don't.
Speaker 27: Look.
Speaker 23: If you have a tuxedo, you can wear it. If
Speaker 23: you have a black suit, you can wear it. I
Speaker 23: don't really give a ship, you know, as long as
Speaker 23: it's nice. I think it's actually ridiculous. How And my
Speaker 23: reasoning was more like, at the time, I wasn't doing
Speaker 23: financially too well, so I was like, you know what,
Speaker 23: like I put myself on other people's shoes, and I
Speaker 23: know I wouldn't appreciate if someone forced me to go
Speaker 23: rent to tuxedo and spend one hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 17: And this and that.
Speaker 7: So I kind of said, you know, guys, like you
Speaker 7: want to wear the black suit, you have go ahead.
Speaker 6: So as it's black.
Speaker 7: The picture was fine, And.
Speaker 12: Who gives a ship.
Speaker 5: A question?
Speaker 12: A lot more a question?
Speaker 7: Then what if it's a a black tie destination wedding
Speaker 7: that you.
Speaker 9: Have to or do you even give a fucking gift.
Speaker 7: To that point?
Speaker 12: Because destination selfish thing.
Speaker 1: You ever heard of.
Speaker 5: I'm down one thousands, I still give a gift, but
Speaker 5: that's a lesser gift for sure. On a destination wedding.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I gotta come correct with a gift something.
Speaker 12: What about Brooklyn Boys? It's burned down in Atlanta, Georgia. Hey, Scary,
Speaker 12: I got a curious question. Why is Brody so sensitive
Speaker 12: about his orange glasses?
Speaker 5: It's a great question. Why are you so sensitive about
Speaker 5: your orange glasses? Well, not sensitive. I just don't feel
Speaker 5: like you need to narrate that I'm putting them on.
Speaker 5: It just seems weird. And why would you ask Scary
Speaker 5: why I'm sensitive? Wouldn't you ask me?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 5: Because he thinks I might know something that you're not
Speaker 5: going to admit. And what other kind of question is
Speaker 5: there besides a I mean this rhetorical question, but an
Speaker 5: inquisitive question. It seems redundant. It could, yes, but I
Speaker 5: think that you are. I think maybe that you know
Speaker 5: I offended you or something. But I'm just narrowing. Why
Speaker 5: am I doing it?
Speaker 4: I'm not motivating because I feel like I'm narrating for
Speaker 4: people who can't see I mean, people can't see us,
Speaker 4: they don't hear it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't. I don't think that's a necessary part
Speaker 5: of the podcast though. Okay, so I will not comment
Speaker 5: the slice is going. Did Brody put his? By the way,
Speaker 5: their mets orange and they matched the the Steve and
Speaker 5: repeat behind me with the Brooklyn Boys logo. Don't be
Speaker 5: so self conscious about your orange glasses. It's not at all.
Speaker 5: So when the font is really small, I throw them on.
Speaker 5: Well see that's also me me kind of like winding
Speaker 5: people up that this is getting serious. Because Brody's putting
Speaker 5: on his bifocals. They're not byfocals, douchebag. Okay, well there
Speaker 5: aren't sunglasses. I think they what read readers. He's putting
Speaker 5: on his orange readers, description readers, his orange reader The
Speaker 5: font is small, ye see the font better. That's Brody
Speaker 5: looking at the fine print because like a making sure
Speaker 5: he doesn't get rid of life. Yes, I know, I'm
Speaker 5: not making fun of you. Listen, sometimes your eyes aren't perfect.
Speaker 5: I have them, and I don't use them. I should
Speaker 5: use them. I'm in denial. Well, you clearly didn't you
Speaker 5: need glasses this morning when you put that off it on. Yeah.
Speaker 19: Thanks, flying from Westchester, which is not rural, thank you.
Speaker 3: It is a country like super urban area.
Speaker 8: Yes, also, you're grown men, go to men's warehouse and
Speaker 8: get yourself an attractive, classic, inexpensive TUXI though you'll use.
Speaker 5: It more than once. Yes, no, I won't. See I will. No,
Speaker 5: I won't. I'm out of the pointment. Everyone in my
Speaker 5: life is married. I don't. I don't. None of my
Speaker 5: friends are like going to be mad.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 5: What am I going to chef for my kids second weddings?
Speaker 5: Maybe second weddings your kids? There is no my kids
Speaker 5: weddings are not close to being married, all right? And
Speaker 5: since uh, I you know, if my kids got married
Speaker 5: and it was black tie, I would get a tux.
Speaker 10: You know who this is.
Speaker 19: There's nothing wrong with what Brody said.
Speaker 5: It's not.
Speaker 19: If someone takes money away from the bride and groom's
Speaker 19: gift because they had to rent a tux because the
Speaker 19: bride and groom mandated black tie.
Speaker 7: Okay, to some people, that is a big expense. People
Speaker 7: have budgets.
Speaker 19: Not everyone has four or five hundred dollars lying around
Speaker 19: to spend on random stuff like squeaky fucking shoes.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Jamie Point taking broke the ball.
Speaker 28: Ball from Jersey regarding this black tie affair thing. Yeah,
Speaker 28: I agree with with you both fucked that. First of all,
Speaker 28: what the fucking making me wear a fucking penguin suit
Speaker 28: that's fucked up? In fact, I gotta pay for it
Speaker 28: to rent it. You definitely get in the smaller year
Speaker 28: also scary. Thirty three percent minus one hundred and sixty
Speaker 28: seven percent, not fifty six butt under.
Speaker 3: The math.
Speaker 5: Thirty minus what I didn't I miss that you must
Speaker 5: have done something in thirds or something that I said
Speaker 5: something I don't know. Whatever.
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, Laura from Connecticut.
Speaker 8: My son's getting married next year in Westbury, Manor pretty
Speaker 8: expensive passing like fifty thousand roughly, maybe a little bit
Speaker 8: more than that, and he's doing black tie optional. I
Speaker 8: think he knows that some of his friends or family
Speaker 8: can't afford to spend that much money on even traveling there,
Speaker 8: all the costs.
Speaker 7: Of a suit, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 8: So I think it should be because even the cost
Speaker 8: of weddings nowadays or giving.
Speaker 19: Them money is a lot.
Speaker 9: The only thing I'm scary about is I get what
Speaker 9: he says.
Speaker 8: If you're flying someplace else, and it's the cost of flying,
Speaker 8: staying in a hotel, motel, whatever it is, the site.
Speaker 8: It can be very, very expensive as opposed to renting
Speaker 8: a tuxedom.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's your choice if you want to take
Speaker 7: money off.
Speaker 8: But I see if you're spending all that money to
Speaker 8: travel far away, I take some money off too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you take money away. I got you, But not
Speaker 5: for renting a tux I don't know. But okay, to
Speaker 5: each his.
Speaker 14: Own lel here he said, black tieh optional, I'll shut up.
Speaker 14: Butt naked he said optional, Right, Yeah, that's what I
Speaker 14: thought anyways, Liam. Anyway, so the left off was Ai.
Speaker 14: You can see the glitch. Women didn't go anywhere. That's
Speaker 14: in Hebrew means deceiver. Bezos's wife looks like an alien.
Speaker 14: Other than that, the moon is plasma, can't touch it.
Speaker 14: It's a lot of crap, and you all been deceived,
Speaker 14: Liam again, all right?
Speaker 29: And so an.
Speaker 5: Eighteen pilot or a pilot itself.
Speaker 14: And combat situations they have to wear all their gear
Speaker 14: and oxygen while these chicks were literally wearing toilet paper.
Speaker 14: And then you saw that door a jar before anything else.
Speaker 14: And then I'll talk about there were antactic logo of
Speaker 14: the Baphomet.
Speaker 6: So yeah, a.
Speaker 5: Lot of there's a lot to unpack that one comment.
Speaker 14: A flat earth in a firmament, you can't break the firmament, okay.
Speaker 14: Book of Genesis, in the bibble, it tells you straight
Speaker 14: off how it's waters above as so below. There's no
Speaker 14: such thing as leaving. So these people they just costantly illuminatis,
Speaker 14: constantly want to break the firments and do what they
Speaker 14: gotta do.
Speaker 6: Leamir.
Speaker 14: All these people that you worship, these celebrities, they're all
Speaker 14: lizard people. They all sold themselves. I don't know why
Speaker 14: you guys worked out this stuff. Stops and stop worshiping
Speaker 14: these people. It's pathetic, all right, thank you, Liam, I listen,
Speaker 14: I it's listen. Eybody's got an opinion, and thank you
Speaker 14: for participating. I appreciate your feedback. Liam, You've been heard.
Speaker 14: You are seeing Liam, You're a scene.
Speaker 30: Hi Brooklyn boys, it's Jen the groomer from Pumping to Beach, Florida.
Speaker 30: I'm sitting here giggling listening to y'all talk about Wild Fork.
Speaker 30: I love going there. I get all my prouteine there.
Speaker 30: I save a ton of money. Definitely go check it out. Brody,
Speaker 30: you're gonna like you.
Speaker 4: We should have a maybe a meeting with them to
Speaker 4: maybe sponsor the podcast.
Speaker 5: Well, I thought you were going to say we should
Speaker 5: meet there. No, we should actually try and get them
Speaker 5: on board the good form. We should meet there because
Speaker 5: you know eight e eight oh for meat for steak.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 5: Sorry, Hi, guys, this.
Speaker 31: Is Brittany from Lincoln, Nebraska, first time talkbacker. I was
Speaker 31: just calling in because Scary said that Brody's the only
Speaker 31: one that orders fried rice with no vegetables. Totally incorrect,
Speaker 31: because I order them my fried rice with no vegetables
Speaker 31: because onions are the worst. Anyways, I downloaded the iHeart
Speaker 31: app just to leave this talk back because it struck
Speaker 31: a nerve. Have a good day, guys, by.
Speaker 5: Make us your first preset. A screwy would say, yes,
Speaker 5: please make us your first pre set we need. Thank
Speaker 5: you for joining the Slice army and leaving a talk back.
Speaker 5: That's amazing. Well, I love first time talkbackers.
Speaker 7: You know, Brooken moyspoils in my h I'm not sure
Speaker 7: if I love.
Speaker 12: To talk back about this, but not.
Speaker 11: First, your entire package for your BMW left about car
Speaker 11: for like six days, wouldn't you?
Speaker 32: So?
Speaker 12: Uh?
Speaker 7: Where's your free deserve for that?
Speaker 11: You should have gotten at least a courtesy car or
Speaker 11: something to drive young stuff like have somebody else pick
Speaker 11: you up for work?
Speaker 7: And who was picking you up while you didn't have
Speaker 7: your car? To the morning show?
Speaker 5: It was Andrew uh and yeah, I'm I mean I listen.
Speaker 5: I denied. I always heard the north. There were twoffs
Speaker 5: on him getting his car back.
Speaker 4: I turned down. I turned down on the loner because
Speaker 4: I didn't think it was going to be that long wait.
Speaker 33: Turned down for what Hey, brooken boys, it's owing from
Speaker 33: Philly again, brody rural areas. It's it's a little bit
Speaker 33: more complicated than that.
Speaker 12: But no white plains.
Speaker 33: I mean, I'm from the Philly.
Speaker 27: Area, but white plains is equivalent to like, I don't know, Wayne,
Speaker 27: yes in the Philly area, or I don't know, maybe
Speaker 27: something a little further out than Cherry Hill.
Speaker 12: It's not rural.
Speaker 27: It's a little bit more spread.
Speaker 33: It's a little bit more spread out than maybe you know,
Speaker 33: you're part of Jersey or something like that. But I mean, like,
Speaker 33: cities can have rural areas and middles of nowheres, if
Speaker 33: that's a thing, can have urban areas. It's it's more
Speaker 33: complicated than that. But no, white plans would not be rural.
Speaker 5: But we were talking about Westchester, by the way, not
Speaker 5: white Plains. White Plains is in Westchester. Yeah, but I'm
Speaker 5: saying we were talking about Westchester, the whole part of it.
Speaker 5: Here's the thing. There's no part of Westchester that's rural. Period.
Speaker 5: Here's the Okay, everything in life is relative. You and
Speaker 5: I are from a very dense, packed, dense community in Brooklyn,
Speaker 5: so compared to Brooklyn where we grew up, Westchester is
Speaker 5: the boonies. Now the people in Adultland and Westchester folk
Speaker 5: people are living in Oklahoma in a true rural area
Speaker 5: where you have to drive ten miles to your neighbor.
Speaker 5: Those people would look at Westchester and think it was
Speaker 5: the city. So I get it, But I'm jokingly saying
Speaker 5: it was rural. Wow, what do you think Puttingham County is? Then?
Speaker 5: If Westchester, what about Putnam? Because it's not putting them,
Speaker 5: it's putting them. No, it's Puttingham where you're putting them
Speaker 5: down by calling them putting them, it's Puttingham rothy?
Speaker 9: How drive are you?
Speaker 7: Can you speak Hebrew? Can you brow? What's about Yiddish?
Speaker 5: Okay? Is that supposed to be a Jewish accent or
Speaker 5: a Hebrew accent. I guess so this is uh, hey bullie,
Speaker 5: We'll be right back Lee. Scary Sometimes I like the
Speaker 5: silly ones like that. They just have no pali cleanser. Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's not no real rhyme or reason to it, just
Speaker 5: some something to make you chuckle.
Speaker 9: Hey, guys, Lore from Connecticut.
Speaker 8: I just can't get over how they fake even going
Speaker 8: up there, and then she's like so.
Speaker 9: Proactive to love and like love itself, it's just so wonderful.
Speaker 8: How about they do something like great with their money,
Speaker 8: like maybe helping people who don't have place to live,
Speaker 8: or building a house or connecting that way with love,
Speaker 8: or maybe giving money to.
Speaker 9: Act that are being abused, or maybe something else.
Speaker 8: That's more productive than going up into the atmosphere strata sphere,
Speaker 8: whatever the fear may be of love itself. Like, I
Speaker 8: don't get it, I don't understand.
Speaker 7: You have all this money.
Speaker 8: Let's do better causes with all this money than just
Speaker 8: singing on this little penis shaped. Also scary. What love
Speaker 8: did they see up there?
Speaker 9: They were up there for a lot, eleven minutes. I'm
Speaker 9: doing air quotes because.
Speaker 8: I don't even believe that they went anywhere.
Speaker 9: There's no pictures from up there.
Speaker 8: Plus she had a daisy in her hand and supposedly
Speaker 8: like the daisy would wilt going up that high.
Speaker 7: I believe it was fake. It wasn't real.
Speaker 9: Know why they needed to do this, but she's connected
Speaker 9: with love.
Speaker 5: Now, let me just go Laura from Connecticut, by the way,
Speaker 5: a rural state, right, Brody Brody. Parts of Connecticut are
Speaker 5: a rural rural love Laura from Connecticut the only ct
Speaker 5: person who says the full Connecticut when they call. I
Speaker 5: think it's fair to say it wasn't fake. But second
Speaker 5: of all, I'm not defending anybody, just given facts. Katy
Speaker 5: Perry donates a lot of money and is on the
Speaker 5: board at UNICEF, and Gail King was paid for by Oprah,
Speaker 5: who donates hundreds of millions of dollars to charitable causes.
Speaker 5: So you can spend money foolishly, but also on the
Speaker 5: side donate a lot of money. Now, should they have
Speaker 5: donate a twenty eight million dollars more to those charities?
Speaker 5: That's a that's a great question. It was to me
Speaker 5: it was a waste of money. But can we say
Speaker 5: that about scary bind Lubatons. Could he have taken that
Speaker 5: money and donated. Well, I'm allowed. I am allowed to
Speaker 5: have a splurge here and there. Right, So Katy Perry
Speaker 5: is probably allowed to spend twenty eight million, ridiculous amount
Speaker 5: of money. It's all relative, right, all relative, right to
Speaker 5: hid twenty eight million is like one hundred to me.
Speaker 5: So but as long as she's also doing work at
Speaker 5: unicaff and charities, and you know she spent time in
Speaker 5: children's hospitals. I know that she put cancer kids in
Speaker 5: her fireworks video and then she went to visit a
Speaker 5: lot of kids with cancer. So that's important to me
Speaker 5: as a survivor. So these people have done good work.
Speaker 5: This was a fucking joke. I do not believe it
Speaker 5: was fake. There's plenty of video and also proof, but ridiculous.
Speaker 5: Once they landed, we can all agree on that this
Speaker 5: is not your life. That wasn't fake like the moon
Speaker 5: landing was.
Speaker 6: That was fair.
Speaker 5: Oh stop it, your big asshole. Hey, this is me again.
Speaker 2: You know, scuti, You know, I think what Road is
Speaker 2: failing to communicate to you and you're not understanding is
Speaker 2: that when Bob Seger wrote that song, he was writ
Speaker 2: in about a summer.
Speaker 22: Where he was sixty nine and all the time. That
Speaker 22: was his summer of sixty nine, not the year nineteen
Speaker 22: sixty nine.
Speaker 2: Okay, said, you know, it's like if you wrote a
Speaker 2: song about the summer where you were is in your
Speaker 2: own d all the time, you call it the.
Speaker 22: Summer of six or the summer of nine, depending.
Speaker 2: On what position you were in, you know. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you definitely wouldn't call it the summer of six or
Speaker 2: the summer of nine. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 22: You weren't even born yet. And Nicki Minaj wasn't even
Speaker 22: singing yet. She wasn't even born yet.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I think there's a song that
Speaker 2: fits that thing, that your summer there perfectly. I think
Speaker 2: goes a little something like this. Yeah, I think, Brody,
Speaker 2: you gotta look into that. Maybe that's what this song
Speaker 2: was about. You know, you get lonely, you're at home alone.
Speaker 5: And okay, thank you, that's all you gave us for that.
Speaker 5: By the way, just to correct Brian Adams, not Bob Seeger,
Speaker 5: and I did that. Whole point of that conversation was
Speaker 5: to clarify he wasn't singing about nineteen sixty nine right exactly.
Speaker 5: He was singing about his summer of sixty nine and hey, yeah,
Speaker 5: and he went for the joke. He thought sixty nine
Speaker 5: was just a cool, a cool thing, so he went
Speaker 5: for the sexual and sexual innuendo. Yes, he knew it
Speaker 5: would be a number one hit that way.
Speaker 8: Hey Laura from Connecticut, No, I would not play credit
Speaker 8: card roulette because I'd be the one that have to
Speaker 8: pay all the time because I don't have good luck.
Speaker 8: And it'd probably be like a few hundred dollars, one
Speaker 8: thousand dollars or whatever it may be. But my question
Speaker 8: is for you scary, would you have your girlfriends put
Speaker 8: their cards in or would it just be the guys
Speaker 8: putting their cards in? I know Brodie would say everyone's
Speaker 8: putting a damn card in if he's playing it.
Speaker 5: You already know Brody way too well. We would probably
Speaker 5: hear way too well. Yeah, and our group, we would
Speaker 5: probably tell the ladies, you don't have to put your
Speaker 5: cards in. This is for the guys, you know. Well,
Speaker 5: then Astro's definitely coming for dinner. Yeah, hey guy, it's
Speaker 5: me again.
Speaker 2: You don't have to come back on here and tell
Speaker 2: you guys about a little something that happened to me
Speaker 2: not too long ago, you know, and it might shed
Speaker 2: some light on the episode two seven to seven the
Speaker 2: porta potty pants and how the pants got there.
Speaker 34: You know.
Speaker 2: Turns out a friend of mine and bited me up
Speaker 2: on a run up there in your neck of the woods,
Speaker 2: and along the way, I decided to try some of
Speaker 2: that convenience store speetza that you guys are always talking about.
Speaker 22: You know what, I think that.
Speaker 35: Stuff gave me direy DIARYA yeah, because when we were
Speaker 35: getting unloaded, you know, my stomach started rubbling something awful,
Speaker 35: you know. So unfortunately they had a porter potty there,
Speaker 35: so I was gonna get off the truck.
Speaker 2: But before I could get off, Marna Zu was revenge
Speaker 2: all over the place.
Speaker 5: Boy, it was awful.
Speaker 2: So I got me a French change of clothes, went
Speaker 2: to that porta potty, cleaned up as best I could,
Speaker 2: and you know, I just left my pants there.
Speaker 22: You know, I didn't think twice about it.
Speaker 5: I just wanted to get Reggie here. Interrupted hold on, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 2: Left the pants there. I didn't give a shit about it.
Speaker 2: You know, that's probably what that why those pants were
Speaker 2: in that porta potty. But you know, I, you know,
Speaker 2: I they always take a smoke after a crap, you know,
Speaker 2: because it compliments the crap, you know.
Speaker 22: But you know, I looked at my lighter, was not there.
Speaker 22: I left them in the pants.
Speaker 2: So I went back to the porta Piety to find
Speaker 2: the pants, and the pants weren't there.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And that lighter, boy, it was one of them zipples.
Speaker 2: It was a nice, fancy one my grandpa gave me that.
Speaker 5: I'm so dissipointed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who in the hill would take a pair of
Speaker 2: crept up pants like that? Boy, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 32: You know.
Speaker 2: Well, if anybody out there and you don't know where
Speaker 2: those pants are, contact me here through the podcast and
Speaker 2: maybe you can send them back to me. There was
Speaker 2: a few other things in there that I don't really
Speaker 2: want to discuss, but you know, I just want my lighter.
Speaker 7: Really.
Speaker 2: I don't care about the pants because that pant, that
Speaker 2: lighter was a family here loom.
Speaker 22: Okay, guys, well I thought i'd tell you about that,
Speaker 22: all right.
Speaker 4: Reggie Okay, so yeah, thank you so much, Trucker. Now
Speaker 4: let's go back to the Reggie ones.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if anyone has if anyone took his shitted pants
Speaker 5: out of and has his lighter from how many is
Speaker 5: Ago and also listens to this podcast. Please do.
Speaker 7: Reggie here, guess what I found?
Speaker 19: A free pair of pants and a porta body.
Speaker 2: A best day ever.
Speaker 22: I'm taking them home.
Speaker 9: Talk about free dessert.
Speaker 5: They're coordinating with each other. They they actually plant, they plan.
Speaker 4: They conspired to leave the dog packs at the same time.
Speaker 5: Is amazing, amazing.
Speaker 29: Reggie here, So on the way home with the pants,
Speaker 29: I realized there was brownie batter all over it, but
Speaker 29: unfortunately it tastes more like.
Speaker 7: Feces, so that kind of sucks.
Speaker 8: Let's see if there's anything valuable in the pockets.
Speaker 9: Ooh, a fancy lighter.
Speaker 5: And what is this?
Speaker 29: Oh, there's also an off brand condom called true ugan
Speaker 29: teeny weenie series extra small.
Speaker 5: Well, this is all lundown.
Speaker 19: This is not a free dessert.
Speaker 5: I think the Cowboy Chucker and Reggie are having an
Speaker 5: affair behind the slices backs getting the impression from Reggie
Speaker 5: when she found that eeniebat teeny weening condom? Is she
Speaker 5: not having a relationship with the Drugger.
Speaker 6: Hey guys, great teamer from Brooklyn.
Speaker 15: Listening to the last slice time, and I just want
Speaker 15: to say, in the previous episode, when you were talking
Speaker 15: about the banker, the lady over there.
Speaker 6: You're absolutely right.
Speaker 15: I didn't realize that she's that You said that she
Speaker 15: wasn't a tella, she was an adviser.
Speaker 6: I agree with you one thousand percent.
Speaker 21: If she don't know something like that's happening, she ain't
Speaker 21: worth the money she's being paid.
Speaker 6: That's my opinion anyway. I mean, but I do agree
Speaker 6: with you one hundred thousand percent.
Speaker 5: Thanks Mavin, Thank you.
Speaker 16: Vin Victoria from Brooklyn. Here from Brooklyn, and my cousin's
Speaker 16: last name is god Julo and not connected. But my
Speaker 16: other cousin actually knows the owner of god Gulo's and
Speaker 16: not everybody from Brooklyn calls it god Julio's. So Brody
Speaker 16: is wrong, scary is wrong, it is nice Gudulos.
Speaker 5: I don't mean everyone, I mean you know the majority
Speaker 5: of people. Of course, people who's who are related to
Speaker 5: them know how to pronounce it.
Speaker 29: Yeah, who work there, Hey, b boys, Christy from Saddlebrook
Speaker 29: and Brody is one correct. We have a wedding in
Speaker 29: August that we have to go to and it's black
Speaker 29: tigh optional. My husband does not have a tux.
Speaker 9: He does not even have a dark suit.
Speaker 29: So I'm gonna have to rent him something because he
Speaker 29: only has like a light blue suit and a tan suit,
Speaker 29: so I don't know if that's gonna work.
Speaker 9: That's number one. Number two, we have to get a
Speaker 9: hotel room.
Speaker 29: It's in Buddy Hackett's town and there's after parties instead.
Speaker 9: Christy continuing, we have.
Speaker 29: Friends coming in from North Carolina and from Florida for
Speaker 29: this wedding, so we're gonna want to spend time with them.
Speaker 29: So we're getting a hotel room near the venue. Two
Speaker 29: hundred dollars a night. We're only staying one night. But yes,
Speaker 29: that is going to take from the gift.
Speaker 7: Oh boy, So if I was going to.
Speaker 9: Give two hundred dollars, I'm now going to give one
Speaker 9: hundred and fifty.
Speaker 12: You gotta do it.
Speaker 9: Sorry, Scary, I'm with Brody on this one.
Speaker 5: Thank you. Don't apologize to him.
Speaker 9: See boys once again.
Speaker 36: Christy from Seattlebrook regarding the astronauts, those women are definitely
Speaker 36: not astronauts. Not in any lifetime should they be considered astronauts.
Speaker 36: They're women who went up on a glorified amusement park ride.
Speaker 9: And give them credit. I do, but nope, not astronauts.
Speaker 7: Sorry, no argument.
Speaker 32: At your boy shady Drew Mobster and it's always brody
Speaker 32: and scary look at it. Hang on, what makes someone
Speaker 32: an astronaut? I believe it was doctor Dre that said
Speaker 32: I get plenty of ass, so call me an astronaut.
Speaker 12: And I do get plenty of ass, So does that
Speaker 12: make me an astronaut? Asking for a friend?
Speaker 5: You're not asking for a friend because you just said
Speaker 5: you get a lot of ass. Pretty much spelled it
Speaker 5: out right there. Thank you, shitty jewe.
Speaker 34: What's up, Brookelyn boys. This is Eli from the six o'
Speaker 34: eight south central Wisconsin. Last year I had started listening
Speaker 34: to Your Guys podcast during work and I worked ten
Speaker 34: hour shifts doing long cair work and from then to now,
Speaker 34: I just finished Your Guys' episode, the most latest episode yesterday.
Speaker 37: I started from Gero and made it all the way
Speaker 37: over like two years.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, and welcome to the present. There's
Speaker 5: no I'm glad we could be part of making your
Speaker 5: ten hour shift a little bit better. No better time
Speaker 5: than the present. Now you can comment. Speaking of Wisconsin,
Speaker 5: Felt Draft was in Wisconsin in Green Bay and they
Speaker 5: non stop we're talking about eating cheese, curds.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Do you like him squeaky cheese cards?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 12: I do.
Speaker 5: I like him squeaky squeak.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: They know squeaky? Look about you? Like you squeak? It's squeaky.
Speaker 5: Is the best for me? I have family from Wisconsin
Speaker 5: that I saw last week and all, like I said,
Speaker 5: we gotta have cheese cheese curds. That's the thing.
Speaker 7: Hey, O broken boys, boyage and Mike. So is that
Speaker 7: Astra from like, uh, the same Astra that had a podcast.
Speaker 5: With Daniel DeLillo? Was that Yes, yes, kills over cocktails
Speaker 5: or someone tails over cocktails?
Speaker 11: Yes, Brody, I know you've you're unemployed and stuff, and
Speaker 11: you're saying that you're unemployed and you shouldn't be paying
Speaker 11: for this and that and that you're frew over your money.
Speaker 7: But don't get mad at me.
Speaker 5: But up here it comes. Gotta flip the page. Get
Speaker 5: ready for anger, Brody.
Speaker 11: I know you, like you're saying you're like unemployed and
Speaker 11: all that, but like, don't kill me. I'm just asking,
Speaker 11: but aren't you unemployed by choice?
Speaker 5: Because of.
Speaker 11: Your wife got a really nice job promotion and she
Speaker 11: can provide for the both of you, So, like, why
Speaker 11: do you use that as an excuse of being unemployed
Speaker 11: that you shouldn't be paying for that stuff?
Speaker 12: Well, like part of the the bill and stuff like that.
Speaker 7: Aren't you like still.
Speaker 11: Like making money on the side of like selling stuff
Speaker 11: on like Facebook, marketplace from uh scary and anything you
Speaker 11: can find around the house that.
Speaker 7: You make some little extra side cash own.
Speaker 11: But anyway, but I'm recently unemployed as well, but I'm
Speaker 11: like delivering Google Eats in the meantime while I'm in
Speaker 11: between jobs and stuff.
Speaker 7: But still, yeah, I get you, Brody.
Speaker 11: I know how it feels. I'm feeling the pain as well.
Speaker 11: But I'm still spent money like on stuff like I'm
Speaker 11: paying for other people too as well, Like I'm eating
Speaker 11: like friends and stuff just because I don't want.
Speaker 7: Like them to give me like as a you know,
Speaker 7: as a.
Speaker 11: Charity case and stuff like, but hey to each the
Speaker 11: home and if it's a if you're like Maddie from
Speaker 11: Brooklyn the Bronx, I still got you, bro right.
Speaker 22: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Asian Mike A's you. Mike. Let me answer your question
Speaker 5: as best as I can with keeping my life somewhat private,
Speaker 5: because my life is not just me. You're referring to
Speaker 5: something that happened three years ago, and life has not
Speaker 5: gone the way I would have preferred in the past
Speaker 5: three years in terms of employment. So yes, I did
Speaker 5: take a break. I did have a period of time
Speaker 5: where I was financially able to take a break, and
Speaker 5: three years later, I'm not financially able to pay for
Speaker 5: every woman at the table. So okay, the fact that
Speaker 5: I'm selling stuff on Facebook should tell you all you
Speaker 5: need to know about me. Not buying lubatons like scary,
Speaker 5: So I don't don't cry for me. I don't need
Speaker 5: to go fund me yet, but I'm not throwing money around.
Speaker 5: And uh, you know, when the right opportunity comes along,
Speaker 5: hopefully it will at some point, I will be back
Speaker 5: in the workforce. But in the moment, I am enjoying
Speaker 5: time at home and not paying for women who are
Speaker 5: barely friends of mine to eat dinner.
Speaker 4: And even if Brodie hits the lottery and hits the
Speaker 4: power ball gets millions of dollars in his bank account,
Speaker 4: he's still not going to be paying for someone's dinner.
Speaker 5: Because not just because they have a vagina, that's correct,
Speaker 5: I would buy for the whole. He's a man of principle.
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 37: This is Chad from Omaha, and it's always going to
Speaker 37: be Brudi with scary.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 37: I was listening to the episode where you what's her name,
Speaker 37: Katie babs Estra caled In and.
Speaker 5: I don't like her.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 37: I wouldn't trade Elvis Duran in the Morning Show for anybody.
Speaker 37: And you should have played the jingle on that.
Speaker 5: Thank you there, Chad appreciate you always. Chad beep it himself.
Speaker 17: Look at that brooking boys, what's up? This is a
Speaker 17: Paul from Pombay bro Do you want to know where
Speaker 17: that was? It's about halfway between Jacksonville and Miami. Just
Speaker 17: how the kid canavo all says Gary. If you go
Speaker 17: to the wedding half part, and I agree with what
Speaker 17: you'll say. The black tie optionals should be standard, black
Speaker 17: time mandatory should only be based on if it's a
Speaker 17: high class venue.
Speaker 5: Very true.
Speaker 17: Pardon two, Garry got.
Speaker 6: A question for you.
Speaker 17: Since the wedding is in Westchester, are you going to
Speaker 17: drive your car up there or are you going to
Speaker 17: get a flatbed and have it take you there.
Speaker 5: That's a great question.
Speaker 4: You know something if I'm if I'm thinking about drinking
Speaker 4: that night. I'm gonna probably order a car. I'm order
Speaker 4: an uber.
Speaker 5: What do you mean thinking about drinking? Well, if I
Speaker 5: mean sometimes we have to go to parties and get
Speaker 5: carried away, if we know it's gonna be a lot
Speaker 5: of people and a lot of drinking, a lot of shots,
Speaker 5: I would have to opt for the getting a car
Speaker 5: to take me there and back. Or I could do
Speaker 5: a hotel. Yeah, I get the hotel in the area.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 5: Come on, But I'm not gonna take away from the gift.
Speaker 5: I just won't.
Speaker 24: Brody is scary. It'scaredy Brodie. It's Richmond and Reggie, y'all
Speaker 24: talking about numbers and stuff. My anniversary is on October tenth,
Speaker 24: twenty ten. Yep, I was married on ten ten ten.
Speaker 24: Need to remember, yep, A good day.
Speaker 5: Thanks man. Great? It was that that on purpose? Sure,
Speaker 5: I'm sure you would imagine it was.
Speaker 38: Got to decide Brody scary or scary Brody. Verizon overcharged
Speaker 38: me in the store. Say call customer service. You call
Speaker 38: customer service. They say you got to go to the store.
Speaker 38: So is it worth the twenty dollars to go there?
Speaker 38: Get the two of them on the phone, talk to
Speaker 38: the manager. I know Brody would do that, and I
Speaker 38: know Scary just put him on blessed and say fuck
Speaker 38: them exactly. So I'm gonna scay Brody and say, f
Speaker 38: you've Verizon.
Speaker 5: There you go, Scary and Brody, it's not worth the
Speaker 5: twenty dollars. It's not worth the time in his day,
Speaker 5: not worth about principal, Go get the twenty bucks.
Speaker 38: Regarding three thirty two, the title the Vadge Card, I
Speaker 38: knew it was Badge because I think maybe because I
Speaker 38: knew the context. I don't know if I didn't know
Speaker 38: the context, I knew what it was going to be about,
Speaker 38: so I just automatically knew it and write it that way.
Speaker 38: Thank you, all right, And one more about Target. This
Speaker 38: time we need Brody. At my target, there's a line
Speaker 38: for self checkout and a line for if you pick
Speaker 38: a register, and people just make one line and they
Speaker 38: just kind to decide later which one they're going to
Speaker 38: go to. So I go to go to a register
Speaker 38: and I get yelled at because they're kind of like
Speaker 38: in one line, you don't know which one. So we
Speaker 38: need Brody to say, hey, make two lines. Either go
Speaker 38: to this one or you go to that one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's got a crappy target you're working for, I
Speaker 5: mean shopping at missing the market target.
Speaker 7: Hi, Hi boys, what a Asian mic so cocoa dot
Speaker 7: huh scary?
Speaker 37: Uh that's some.
Speaker 7: That's some like a high end Korean fried chicken you have,
Speaker 7: So it's they're like for bougie baskets like you.
Speaker 5: Of course, Well I'm in my element.
Speaker 7: Give a match for chicken.
Speaker 2: A try that.
Speaker 11: I like going there for fried chicken, and they have
Speaker 11: a couple of locations that's by you, not a sponsor.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I will try that. I'm gonna duly noted.
Speaker 7: Hey o e'xc me Asian Mike.
Speaker 9: I'm catching up finally.
Speaker 27: So.
Speaker 23: Scary.
Speaker 7: I just came back from Asia, like not.
Speaker 8: Too long agough.
Speaker 7: So I used my my Lobo entry that the TSA
Speaker 7: pre teck.
Speaker 8: It was great, man.
Speaker 5: I just got right through at GfK and.
Speaker 7: Then like entering the country back, came right through. It's great.
Speaker 11: And speaking of airlines, and while we're at it, remember
Speaker 11: back then there used to be a.
Speaker 6: A what.
Speaker 5: You cut off?
Speaker 12: That was it?
Speaker 5: But then just say you remember scary, yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 39: Brooklyn Boys is tea white scary You can't complain about
Speaker 39: money going in, going out and not going in because
Speaker 39: you're not having a wedding because you choose not to
Speaker 39: have a wedding. If you were an ugly bastard nobody
Speaker 39: wanted to marry, then yes you can complain. But if
Speaker 39: it's gonna be a black tie event, I need white
Speaker 39: glove service, like Scary gets a BM.
Speaker 12: I need.
Speaker 39: I needed to be super fancy if yep. For my
Speaker 39: wedding it was basically where what you want? I mean
Speaker 39: obviously dressed nicely, but even my wedding party did not
Speaker 39: need to.
Speaker 5: Go all out.
Speaker 39: They were allowed to pick whatever style they wanted. Here
Speaker 39: where the dress colors? You can pick whatever dress you fit.
Speaker 39: My guys got to wear you know, the shoes you
Speaker 39: want to wear. It should be more open, like you're
Speaker 39: supposed to be going to a wedding to enjoy it.
Speaker 39: Thank people should be able to be comfortable. But that
Speaker 39: does beg the question if you are a woman, do
Speaker 39: you have to give a gift if you're going with
Speaker 39: a guy, Say you Nate and Gandhi go to a wedding,
Speaker 39: does Gandhi need to give a gift? She's a woman.
Speaker 39: It's not necessarily paying for the wedding. But should she
Speaker 39: have to come out of her podcast that gentlemanly no, no, no,
Speaker 39: the nod.
Speaker 5: That's a great point to you, white. The men should
Speaker 5: do a nod and give the gift on behalf of
Speaker 5: the women. Everyone is getting their own gift.
Speaker 4: They're all got their own invite, And it's all about
Speaker 4: your relationship with the bride and groom personally. It has
Speaker 4: nothing to do with a group tables situation. In that case,
Speaker 4: give me a break. You can't even compare it to
Speaker 4: they got nothing to do with one another.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I like it.
Speaker 5: Allowed in evidence. Okay, last couple of years.
Speaker 40: Brooklyn boys is kit and be listening to episode one
Speaker 40: and Brody was telling the story about how his mom
Speaker 40: will still this weight.
Speaker 41: The woman nia Levi's was so kind and gave her
Speaker 41: a full refine Caitlin from Be Sure Sorry Part two
Speaker 41: that I got a call on my other phone to
Speaker 41: pick up anyways, So and then at the end of
Speaker 41: that she feel between Brody's mom getting the free dessert
Speaker 41: from the lovely lady at Levi's, here he goes, what's
Speaker 41: your mom's pant size?
Speaker 7: It was very funny.
Speaker 41: I don't know and in honor of the upcoming mother's
Speaker 41: Dad thought it would be beautiful if you guys posted
Speaker 41: pictures with Mama Brody and Mama Scary. I'd love to
Speaker 41: see those lovely ladies. So yeah, I think it would
Speaker 41: be great to show your loyal places some nice picks
Speaker 41: of Mama Brody and Mama Scary. So curious to see
Speaker 41: what they look like. They have a handsome son, so
Speaker 41: I'm sure they're beautiful.
Speaker 5: I'm drinking out. Thank you.
Speaker 4: If you scroll back to my Mother's Day last year
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty four, I did a nice montage of
Speaker 4: my mom and I together, So yeah, there's a nice
Speaker 4: tribute my mom and me, Mommy and me, mommy and me.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, cool, thank you so much. All right,
Speaker 5: there was a lot to go through there, despite losing
Speaker 5: a few along the way. We'll have another episode of
Speaker 5: the Brooklyn Boys coming up very soon. I got, I
Speaker 5: got wow, I got some things to talk about, including
Speaker 5: vacation talk. You went on vacation again, and.
Speaker 4: I'm getting out of town to Palm Beach this weekend
Speaker 4: too for Robin's birthday.
Speaker 5: And I was invited to a party where some palm
Speaker 5: does palm Beach sound like a euphemism for jerkinof Palm Beach.
Speaker 4: The you know what I mean, and I the the
Speaker 4: party that I'm going to is entitled, well you have
Speaker 4: to dress Miami chic. Remember Brooklyn Industrial. Yeah, well I
Speaker 4: don't know what the fuck Miami chic is.
Speaker 5: So why don't you go? Why don't you say you
Speaker 5: misheard the quote and thought they said Miami Vice and
Speaker 5: show up like Don Johnson from the old TV show
Speaker 5: Miami Vice, that white white blaze, your sleeves.
Speaker 4: Pushed up, or I misheard Miami sheep and just go
Speaker 4: as a lamb or something or Miami beak and show
Speaker 4: up like I need your help on the next broken Boys,
Speaker 4: What is Miami chic?
Speaker 5: Anyway? How about how about s H E.
Speaker 2: I K.
Speaker 5: And show up like an Arab chic.
Speaker 22: This podcast depends on you.
Speaker 5: Yeah,