1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,679 Speaker 1: Hi, Catherine, Oh, hello, Chelsea. 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 2: I just came from Men Bruno working out with Ben Bruno. 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, how's he doing well. 4 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 2: He's not a great listener. He doesn't listen like you. 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:13,440 Speaker 3: He asks questions, but then he interrupts you with another 6 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 3: question while you're answering the first question, and you're like, 7 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:18,279 Speaker 3: but wait, you're not listening to what I'm saying, which 8 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,119 Speaker 3: I know is kind of a male disease, but like 9 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,600 Speaker 3: it's very specific to him that he's not a great listener. 10 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 3: He'll be like, how does your body feel? He loves 11 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 3: this question every day every day because I've been working 12 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 3: out limited because of my foot. I can't put any 13 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:32,920 Speaker 3: weight on my foot until I'm out of this boot, 14 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 3: this hot sexy boot, which is what this is. I 15 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,560 Speaker 3: might keep this boot on just to keep men away 16 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 3: from me, because they're just you know, they can't stop 17 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:39,879 Speaker 3: with me. 18 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 2: They're all over me. I was trying to explain. 19 00:00:42,159 --> 00:00:43,879 Speaker 3: I was at Maria Striver's for dinner the other night, 20 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 3: and I was trying to explain to her daughter how 21 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,720 Speaker 3: grossed out I am by men. 22 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 2: And she was so confused. She's like, really, I'm like, you. 23 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 3: Don't understand a certain age you are just disgusted. 24 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:57,040 Speaker 4: And I think it's also the time that we're living 25 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:00,760 Speaker 4: in the political time we're living in, like have become 26 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:05,000 Speaker 4: so disgusting. I mean, Present company excluded. We're not talking 27 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:09,240 Speaker 4: about Brad. He's a very good egg, but like most men, 28 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 4: and we're talking straight men here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but 29 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 4: I just like I can't even stomach that. 30 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,679 Speaker 3: It's just what we're experiencing culturally and because of this, 31 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 3: you know, because of this administration. It just makes you 32 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 3: upset with men in general, that we've got to this 33 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 3: point that men are so sensitive and their egos are 34 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 3: so I watched this video on Instagram yesterday of this 35 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 3: woman going for a run and she passed a guy 36 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 3: on her run, and then he had to come and 37 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,840 Speaker 3: pass her, and she's like pacing her run. She runs 38 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 3: every day, she runs like probably ten miles. You could 39 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,280 Speaker 3: tell by her body and face that she's got runner's 40 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 3: face and body, right, So she's like she's run's and 41 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,080 Speaker 3: she she sets her timer, she knows exactly what her 42 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 3: pace is. And this guy, she passes this guy, then 43 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,960 Speaker 3: he passes her, and then she starts videoing him because 44 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,440 Speaker 3: she's like he's been weird he's rushing past her, so 45 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 3: he can't keep up the pace right because he needed 46 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,680 Speaker 3: to pass her. So then once he slows down again, 47 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 3: she goes to pass him again, and then he speeds 48 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:03,240 Speaker 3: up again, so now she's racing him, so then she 49 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:06,640 Speaker 3: drops back again and it's filming him and he's basically 50 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 3: out of breath, but will not let a woman pass 51 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:11,799 Speaker 3: him and then makes the first lad that he can 52 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,000 Speaker 3: possibly make to get out of it, like it's so pathetic, 53 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:18,080 Speaker 3: Like if your ego is that fragile, you know, it 54 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 3: really makes me think about my own ego because obviously, 55 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:22,280 Speaker 3: you know, we all have to wrestle with our own 56 00:02:22,320 --> 00:02:25,320 Speaker 3: egos and how big they are. And it makes you realize, 57 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 3: like how it's just so ridiculous. 58 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 4: But your ego is not fragile, like you said, No, 59 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 4: it's not fragile, but you know I do have. 60 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,240 Speaker 2: I wrestled with my ego. 61 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 3: I wrestled with what I care about, like do you 62 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:38,200 Speaker 3: why do you care about that? 63 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:38,919 Speaker 2: You know what I mean? 64 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 3: Especially when I give off the vibe that I don't 65 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,799 Speaker 3: care about things like sometimes the persona I give off 66 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,720 Speaker 3: I want to be more true sure. 67 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,600 Speaker 2: Than it is. Or then at times I feel like 68 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:47,960 Speaker 2: it is. 69 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 3: You know, when people always like you don't give a 70 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:52,280 Speaker 3: shit about anything, I'm like, yeah, I know, I love that. 71 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 2: Person, you know. And then when you do care, yeah 72 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,079 Speaker 2: you do care, You're like, oh wait, I do care 73 00:02:57,080 --> 00:02:57,520 Speaker 2: about this? 74 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: Yeah? 75 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 4: Well, should we jump into some follow ups from previous episodes. 76 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: This was really a. 77 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 4: Follow up from our minnisot we did with Yaminika, where 78 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 4: a caller called in and she had the boyfriend with 79 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 4: the penis that was too big. 80 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, wanted the yea. 81 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yes, she wants as much. 82 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,399 Speaker 2: Dick as she could possibly get. 83 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,520 Speaker 3: She'll be opening for me to August thirtieth, by the way, 84 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:27,000 Speaker 3: in Vegas. 85 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,600 Speaker 2: Okay, coming to Vegas. She's my Vegas person. 86 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: And like the theater there is so great. That's wonderful, 87 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: best gig. 88 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 2: I mean, that was a windful whatever. Whoever, however, karma works. 89 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:40,320 Speaker 1: Thank you to get you into the Chelsea Theater. 90 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 2: Performing at the Chelsea Theater once a month in Vegas. 91 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 3: I get to gamble once a month and I get 92 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 3: to have a regul narsee with all my friends. 93 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, love it. That's great. 94 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 4: Well, this was actually a follow up from several listeners 95 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:51,680 Speaker 4: who called in. 96 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:53,720 Speaker 1: We had sex therapists writing. 97 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 2: In about too Big. Yeah, I don't even like saying 98 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,600 Speaker 2: the word dicks. I hate that word penis, penis clinical, 99 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,720 Speaker 2: What about but chookie? That's our family. 100 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 1: We used to think we've heard that one. 101 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 3: But chuk is more of like a term if it's flaccid, 102 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 3: Like no one's saying, oh, look at that hard but chookie. 103 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, but is like for a baby, like look at 104 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 2: the little bit. 105 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's very cute. 106 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 4: I mean because you can't say like penis in a 107 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:22,160 Speaker 4: romantic setting, like you wouldn't like be hooking at penis. No, 108 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 4: I didn't have a friend I could it that. I'm like, 109 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 4: that is She was like, yeah, we always use the 110 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,320 Speaker 4: clinical words. I'm like that is weird. 111 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, dick suck. I don't like all of that anyway. 112 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:36,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, so big like bring that thing over here, I guess, Yeah. 113 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 2: I know we need to come up with a better 114 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,200 Speaker 2: word for dick. 115 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. So we had some sex therapists and pelvic floor therapist. 116 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 2: Right in public floor. 117 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,160 Speaker 4: We actually should be talking more about the pelvic floor. 118 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 4: I'm like learning a lot about it and a lot 119 00:04:49,240 --> 00:04:49,599 Speaker 4: of women. 120 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,200 Speaker 3: I was having my hip issues, my it band popping 121 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 3: out all the time, I was in Whistler. There was 122 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 3: this clinic, like you know, one of those esthetic clinics 123 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 3: that have this like machine that you sit on and 124 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 3: it basically like for your keegel. 125 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 2: It basically does kegels for. 126 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:06,599 Speaker 1: You, like the electric shock type, and they're like. 127 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,280 Speaker 3: Tightening your keel And anytime I did that, my it 128 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 3: band would go back, oh like in a good way. 129 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, it would, it would help correct it. 130 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,159 Speaker 3: So, yeah, your pelvic floor and kegels are important, but 131 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 3: nobody's sitting around squeezing their vagina, let's be honest. 132 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:20,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. 133 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:22,760 Speaker 4: I had one friend who was having like all kinds 134 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 4: of pain issues, and actually two different friends they're having 135 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 4: all kinds of pain issues, like pain with yourination all this. 136 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 1: Stuff, and so they were doing keyls, kegels, keygels. 137 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 4: But it turns out, like with the specific issues they 138 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 4: both had, which turned out the. 139 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:36,840 Speaker 1: Same thing, that was like the wrong thing to do. 140 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:39,159 Speaker 4: So once they saw a public floor specialist, they like 141 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:41,440 Speaker 4: got the right exercises and like were out of pain, 142 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,839 Speaker 4: and it was something that had plagued them for like 143 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,720 Speaker 4: literally years. 144 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, there's merit to that, for sure. And I think 145 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 2: also my side joint. 146 00:05:49,760 --> 00:05:50,200 Speaker 1: And half. 147 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, but all of that stuff is also like. 148 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,280 Speaker 3: Menopause related to you know, which I didn't realize how 149 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 3: common everything is. 150 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:00,680 Speaker 1: I mean, just it's hard, but you have my You have. 151 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,200 Speaker 2: To fight it every stepar the way. You can't just 152 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 2: give up. 153 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. 154 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 4: Well, Becky wrote in and said, I'm a pelvic floor 155 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,720 Speaker 4: physical therapist. For context, there's a wearable device for her 156 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:13,480 Speaker 4: partner that can help limit his depth of penetration. 157 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 1: It's called the O nut by the pelvic people. 158 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:21,440 Speaker 4: They're stackable medical grades silicone rings that you can adjust 159 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:24,599 Speaker 4: and use how many you need for control of depth. Also, 160 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:27,360 Speaker 4: she can't take hormones, she said, but she can ask 161 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:29,720 Speaker 4: her doctor about the use of topical estrogen. 162 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:31,239 Speaker 1: Check with your doctor, everybody. 163 00:06:31,279 --> 00:06:33,039 Speaker 4: But she says it's safe to use for anyone with 164 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 4: a history of hormone positive breast cancers. It goes on 165 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:38,760 Speaker 4: just on the local tissue and is a very small amount, 166 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:41,479 Speaker 4: so it helps plump the tissue and rehydrate to decrease pain. 167 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,359 Speaker 2: Oh wow. 168 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 4: Yeah. And then we had another therapist, a sex therapist, 169 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 4: who said to try valium but insert it vaginally, which 170 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,200 Speaker 4: I thought was like. 171 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:55,520 Speaker 2: Such a value. Yeah, I'll try that. Please report back, Chelsea, 172 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,760 Speaker 2: maybe that'll make me attracted to men again. 173 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:01,359 Speaker 4: Vaginal valuum, Like, don't even worry about what's going on 174 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:01,640 Speaker 4: on there. 175 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,719 Speaker 2: Wait, so what is that device called where you limit 176 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 2: the poltration? Oh? 177 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:11,480 Speaker 4: Nut ohn ut which hn ut all one word. 178 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,280 Speaker 3: So that I immediately am like, go, so the man's 179 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 3: penis doesn't go all the way in, so he'll be dissatisfied. 180 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,840 Speaker 2: But the women we don't care about that. 181 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,000 Speaker 1: I mean, the tip is the most sensitive part. He'll 182 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,280 Speaker 1: be fine. Really yeah, I. 183 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,880 Speaker 3: Mean that's like then you might as well fuck a cupcake, right, 184 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 3: I mean, if you can't go very far. Yes, we'll 185 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 3: have to get Jason biggs On to discuss that. He's 186 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 3: the one who knows about fucking cakes and pastries. 187 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: That's true. 188 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:37,720 Speaker 4: And so someone else recommended pelvic floor massager and strengthening device, 189 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,600 Speaker 4: which is like a wand that you insert strengthening your 190 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,680 Speaker 4: your yeah, your public floor. 191 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: And then someone else recommended that. 192 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:47,560 Speaker 2: But does that create more space? 193 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 4: Yes, and it like relaxes the muscle. It's like a 194 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 4: like a curvy wand that you put in and you're 195 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 4: like massage it is that strengthen and then also just 196 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,000 Speaker 4: like you know when you like massage and muscle gets looser, right, 197 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:01,840 Speaker 4: I guess so, Okay, that's what a sex therapist recommended, 198 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:04,880 Speaker 4: as well as non hormonal vaginal moisturizers, which I think 199 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,480 Speaker 4: could be helpful for a lot of women. You insert 200 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:09,560 Speaker 4: them every four days and we can link to those 201 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 4: in the show notes because she's sound like a ton 202 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,600 Speaker 4: of links and I'm like, this is so helpful. 203 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,520 Speaker 1: But yeah, the non hormonal. 204 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:16,200 Speaker 4: Vaginal moisturizers I feel like would be great for anybody 205 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,640 Speaker 4: who's like dealing with joinas, going through menopause, any of 206 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 4: that stuff. 207 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,440 Speaker 2: Okay, great, you have that feedback. That's helpful. Do you 208 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,360 Speaker 2: have a follow up from the actual caller? 209 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,280 Speaker 1: I do. 210 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 4: She wrote in and said, Hi, Catherine and Chelsea, I 211 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:31,320 Speaker 4: hope summer's been good to you. Thank you for forwarding 212 00:08:31,360 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 4: all the other advice from other listeners. It was so 213 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,720 Speaker 4: exciting to hear the episode and share it with some 214 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 4: close friends. Unfortunately, by the time the episode aired, he 215 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,680 Speaker 4: and I were no longer a thing. 216 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 1: Before that, though, we did end up getting really into 217 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:44,520 Speaker 1: our groove sexually. 218 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:46,880 Speaker 4: I think my body just needed to adjust, as I 219 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 4: really didn't do anything other than get more used to it. 220 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:52,880 Speaker 4: Plus that Damiana supplement that I was on. We ended 221 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 4: up having one last incredible full day of sex after 222 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 4: he picked me up from the airport one day, like 223 00:08:58,640 --> 00:08:59,520 Speaker 4: the best we had. 224 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 1: It was the best for him too. 225 00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:04,000 Speaker 4: Then I opened up to him about some childhood stuff 226 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 4: like neglectful parents while we lay naked. Two months in, 227 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,960 Speaker 4: I thought I was safe to do that. Before leaving 228 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:12,160 Speaker 4: my apartment, he told me to get ready to meet 229 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 4: his whole family at the Phillies game this summer and 230 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 4: to save a date the following month for his nephew's wedding. 231 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,120 Speaker 4: Then the next day he texted me, I'm not made 232 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,520 Speaker 4: for relationships. I think we should split. We can talk 233 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,640 Speaker 4: on the phone, but I won't change my mind, and 234 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:27,560 Speaker 4: that's the last I heard from him. I was heartbroken, 235 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,760 Speaker 4: but I did get distracted from the heartbreak a month 236 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:31,760 Speaker 4: or so later and dated another guy for a bit 237 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:35,560 Speaker 4: greate sex with a perfectly average penis. But the previous 238 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:39,080 Speaker 4: XL one ruined my perception. Lol. I still think about 239 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,400 Speaker 4: him a lot, was thinking of texting him on his birthday. 240 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:44,319 Speaker 4: He and I just made sense in most ways. Anyways, 241 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:46,439 Speaker 4: that's the current update. It's funny because I'm flying to 242 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,280 Speaker 4: the same place for work. Again, as I write this 243 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,480 Speaker 4: that I flew to when that happened with him and 244 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:52,600 Speaker 4: I summer book ends best Sally. 245 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,199 Speaker 3: I wish she hadn't said anyways. I mean that kind 246 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 3: of ruined the whole letter. But I guess I have 247 00:09:57,679 --> 00:10:00,800 Speaker 3: this holery people saying anyways because fucking nobody will stop. 248 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,160 Speaker 1: You know, it happens. 249 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, so it looks like she could take the penis, 250 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,959 Speaker 3: but she couldn't take it. So it was a good 251 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,880 Speaker 3: it was a thing that she couldn't handle. That she 252 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,160 Speaker 3: could handle it as soon as it was over. 253 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 1: And now she's ruined for all other men. It's a 254 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,280 Speaker 1: tail is all his time. 255 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, well, great follow up, thank you, thank you. 256 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,559 Speaker 3: There's a vagina out there somewhere for that guy's penis. 257 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,080 Speaker 1: It's his triangular double dick. 258 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,640 Speaker 2: Oh wow, angles, tricky trick. 259 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,080 Speaker 1: Remember she said it was like it was like a 260 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:27,560 Speaker 1: giant train. 261 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:29,559 Speaker 2: I don't remember that. I think I probably blocked that 262 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 2: call out. 263 00:10:30,559 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 3: Whenever anybody describes a penis, I just start to lose interest. 264 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,600 Speaker 2: I'm not interested. 265 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:39,280 Speaker 3: As a professional counselor as a drug a rehab and 266 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:42,640 Speaker 3: medical guynecologist. All of the labels that I am. I'm 267 00:10:42,640 --> 00:10:46,679 Speaker 3: not interested in hearing about penis, eyes or shape. Okay, 268 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:49,040 Speaker 3: well that's a wrap on our little minisode. I don't 269 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,640 Speaker 3: know what to say now, goodbye, We'll. 270 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,079 Speaker 1: See you next time. 271 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:55,120 Speaker 2: Goodbye. So I added a couple of new dates. I'm 272 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:56,560 Speaker 2: not on tour yet, but I added a. 273 00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 3: Couple of dates just because I felt like we need 274 00:10:58,720 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 3: a little bit more laughter and a little bit more 275 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:03,280 Speaker 3: medicine for the end of the year. And I was 276 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:05,200 Speaker 3: wrapping things up, but I thought, maybe let me do 277 00:11:05,240 --> 00:11:07,520 Speaker 3: a couple more. So I'm adding three more dates in 278 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:09,239 Speaker 3: addition to my Vegas residency. 279 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,920 Speaker 2: I'm headlining the Rochester. 280 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,920 Speaker 3: Fringe Comedy Festival September thirteenth, and I will be in 281 00:11:15,080 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 3: NAPA on October third, So those will be my last dates. 282 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:19,920 Speaker 2: Of the year. 283 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,040 Speaker 1: Do you want advice from Chelsea? 284 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:25,760 Speaker 4: Right into Dear Chelsea Podcast at gmail dot com. 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