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Speaker 1: Today's daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Wanted everybody today, Today's Monday morning. It's one there ready, damn.

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Speaker 3: Hanging in hanging by a thread.

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Speaker 2: Are you enjoying your coffee this morning?

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Speaker 4: Not really?

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Speaker 3: Hey, we were hanging out with our friend last night.

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Speaker 3: He came over, we had a couple of drinks whatever,

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Speaker 3: and the conversation came up after he came back from

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Speaker 3: the bathroom the first time about guys sitting down to

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Speaker 3: Pete right, And we've had this conversation on our show

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Speaker 3: before many times. Because I will tell you my rule

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Speaker 3: of thom is, if I get up in the middle

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Speaker 3: of the night and it's dark, I stumble to the bathroom,

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Speaker 3: I sit down and go to the bathroom.

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Speaker 2: Is that I want to turn all the light.

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Speaker 3: I want to know that everything's going where it's supposed

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Speaker 3: to go, no splattering, you know what I'm saying. Then

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Speaker 3: I think Alex Asker from Peter, like, what if you're

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Speaker 3: like in a public bathroom? He's like still even then

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Speaker 3: he always goes into a stall and sits down in peace. Nah,

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Speaker 3: why he's My question was, why is it not okay

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Speaker 3: for a guy to sit down to pee. Like if

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Speaker 3: you go to the Yankees game whatever, see all the

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Speaker 3: guys are like shaking the head.

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Speaker 2: No, no, bruh, not do that.

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Speaker 4: You're sitting on a pillow of hundreds of other people's

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Speaker 4: you're in splash.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but can't you do what we do?

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Speaker 5: And just like hover? Can you not hover? Do you

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Speaker 5: not have strong enough?

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Speaker 3: If you're gonna hover, you might as well just stand,

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Speaker 3: you know, away you wrapped the ball, wrap the ball.

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Speaker 5: A lot of people wrap the.

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Speaker 1: Ball to a seat unnecessarily in any way. That's why

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Speaker 1: I just want to just aim at something and go.

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Speaker 1: It's just a cleanliness thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Nate, what can you turn?

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Speaker 6: Nate?

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Speaker 2: Don please? Do you build the nest?

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Speaker 6: I always build the nest or put the ass gasket

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Speaker 6: on because the ass what ass casket?

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Speaker 2: I've never heard that before. That's funny. It's a gas casket.

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Speaker 6: But I put that on there because I don't like

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Speaker 6: to have my buttocks touch the But.

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Speaker 2: Do you do that when you pee? Is the question?

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Speaker 2: That's what today.

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Speaker 6: I have started to sit down while I pee because

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Speaker 6: for me, which I have some sort of an obstruction

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Speaker 6: down there, it takes longer for me to pee, so

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Speaker 6: I might as well do it in comfort, as opposed

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Speaker 6: to standing there?

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Speaker 2: Should you maybe get that checked out? I am opposed to.

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Speaker 6: I gotta have that thing inserted, and I don't want

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Speaker 6: to have it done.

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Speaker 2: What thing inserted?

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Speaker 6: I gotta have that sistoscopy where they put the camera.

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Speaker 2: Why are you waiting?

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Speaker 5: You were supposed to have done that already.

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Speaker 6: You know, the thought of that going up my d hole.

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Speaker 2: I don't really want to, but.

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Speaker 5: The thought of whatever is up there that shouldn't be

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Speaker 5: up there already?

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Speaker 3: You know, we got to get that checked Okay, So

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Speaker 3: back to the peeing spausetting down for guys. We kind

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Speaker 3: of we kind of drove off. Let's get back on this.

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Speaker 3: This is a very important topic. This is her shattery stuff.

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Speaker 3: Why do you even care? Why do people have such

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Speaker 3: loud opinions about guys who want to sit down when

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Speaker 3: they pee? I mean, other than the fact that you

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Speaker 3: want to be clean, you don't want to sit down

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Speaker 3: at the Yankees game?

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Speaker 2: I get that right? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Frog?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: It also depends on how high the tide is, Like

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Speaker 4: if the tide is super high in the bowl, well

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Speaker 4: then you're going to have some you know, you're going

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Speaker 4: to drop your vessel in the water, and you don't.

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Speaker 2: Want to hear that. You don't want to get your

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Speaker 2: chandelier all wet splashed. Ryme with you.

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Speaker 4: So it depends on the tide as well, that low tide.

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Speaker 4: Let's all go but high. Yeah, we're going to have

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Speaker 4: to stand up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Just sometimes.

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Speaker 6: You might not know until it's too late, right, you

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Speaker 6: might misjudge.

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Speaker 3: I just think it's really great that this was a

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Speaker 3: debate for like thirty minutes in my house. Dude, what

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Speaker 3: do you mean you you go to you sit down

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Speaker 3: at pee at in a public restroom? Nah, I'm like, really,

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Speaker 3: let it go, do what you want to do. Life

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Speaker 3: is too short, really scary to.

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Speaker 4: Stick to the toilet.

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Speaker 2: Though that's discussed.

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Speaker 1: I'm forced.

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Speaker 2: Let's say all the urinals are used.

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Speaker 1: I will go in to the stall, but I will

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Speaker 1: make it my point a bit my business to show

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Speaker 1: everybody that I'm actually going into I'm actually peeing and

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Speaker 1: not sitting because.

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Speaker 2: No one cares. This is once again you think people care.

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Speaker 2: No one. That's scary.

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Speaker 3: I hate to give you this reality. No one gives

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Speaker 3: a rat, ask what you're doing, No one cares, don't.

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Speaker 2: So you know I'm in this stall. Do you really

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Speaker 2: I mean, let me ask you a question.

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Speaker 3: Scary when you go to the bathroom and you see

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Speaker 3: someone sitting in the stall, do you go, I wonder

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Speaker 3: what they're doing over there? I mean, you really care

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Speaker 3: what someone's doing.

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Speaker 1: If a guy closes the stall door, I'm assuming they're

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Speaker 1: doing number two.

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Speaker 2: But I go, I forced care.

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Speaker 4: Their silts around their ankles, that's a pretty good cueue

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Speaker 4: and their feet are.

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Speaker 3: A pretty cue frog. If you're peeing while sitting down,

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Speaker 3: your your pants a gonna be around your ankles into

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Speaker 3: But my question is, why do you even care what

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Speaker 3: they're doing in there?

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Speaker 1: I don't understand that concept care. Maybe I should go

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Speaker 1: examine my own self.

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Speaker 2: I should. Well, no, I was saying, I like this text.

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Speaker 3: If a guy sits while peeing, she says, her husband

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Speaker 3: calls it pe laxing.

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Speaker 6: You give you a little reading, it's great there so said, Well,

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Speaker 6: some people think a guy sitting down to piso masculating.

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Speaker 3: What are you kidding me? What has nothing to do

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Speaker 3: with you? How masculine you are? My peeing while sitting

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Speaker 3: I don't understand wh who we get so bent out

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Speaker 3: of shape over something that's so acidine.

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Speaker 2: Are you a pea sitter? You're not a man. It's

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Speaker 2: gonna take away you're a man card just sitting while

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Speaker 2: a peeing.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I just thought that was great and look at

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Speaker 3: it still today it continues as a debate.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand. I don't care if I want to

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Speaker 2: sit and pee. Who cares?

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Speaker 3: Who carester, I'm gonna be laxing.

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Speaker 6: Oh it's eventually says sitting is probably the most efficient.

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Speaker 2: Way of peeing. Does it evacuate your bladder a little better?

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Speaker 6: Well, apparently when you stand, the muscles in your pelvis

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Speaker 6: and spine are activated, but they're completely relaxed when you sit.

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Speaker 4: Making your.

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Speaker 2: There you go, guys, take.

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Speaker 3: A seat, Yeah, have a seat, Take a seat. I

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Speaker 3: love it a sitting ovation. If you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. If I don't know if that means

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Speaker 3: let's get into the three things we need to know

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Speaker 3: from Gandhi. Also, we have a printer outside our studio door,

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Speaker 3: and somehow someone in the company gets our printer address

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Speaker 3: and print stuff on our printer, Like, what is it

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Speaker 3: you just found on our printer?

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Speaker 5: Danielle an application for one day marriage efficient license. So

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Speaker 5: does that mean that you have one day that you

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Speaker 5: can marry somebody. But like you only get your license.

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Speaker 2: For one days or it only takes a day to

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but someone has our printer address and

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Speaker 3: they want to marry someone.

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Speaker 2: Do we know who that could be?

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Speaker 5: No, we're all trying to figure it out. Who's doing this.

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Speaker 3: Hey, come forward if you're listening to the show. We

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Speaker 3: got your We got your application to marry someone.