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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. We are supervillains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the best ready go you've heard in a while, The Jews Show. Is it going to be one of those days where you finally get over your fear of public speaking, or your public speech ends up turning into public paying And it's very embarrassing if you never know how your day is gonna go. But you'll find out right now with Alex's daily vibration. Hopefully the latter doesn't happen, it'll be a terrible speech, but anyways, that is correct. Right now is the time in the day to raise your vibration by doing your one card terror drop. That means I pull one card for my favorite tarot deck and then I give you inside for your days. That simple tarot is like a horoscope, So I just recommend taking in this information that I give you. Use this throughout your day to just be aware of things that you may need to change in direction for the better of yourself and your life path here I go. Okay, shuffling the deck. Well, I shuffled the deck. I also recommend to think of a specific question that you have in mind, or something that you're dealing with, something that you may be going through, good or bad, that you need clarity on, and then see how this message speaks to you. Oh man, you guys, I was really hoping for some like you know. Oh that sounds bad. Different news today, Okay, So well, if you guys, we'll have been listening this week at all Monday and Tuesday. I'm seeing a trend. So in case you did miss the last two days vibes, Monday's was the Lover's and that included making a tough decision with a personal relationship, whether it be moving forward word exiting a relationship, or maybe choosing between somebody, two people, three people, who knows how many people? Anyways, Tuesday was the Five of Cups, which represented loss. Grief. Regret can also indicate forgiveness though and moving on in resilience. So you may have made that decision and are feeling the effects from it. Well, today is no different, so I encourage you to keep moving forward. The Three of Swords has a lot of the same feelings as the five of cups heartbreak, sorrow, grief, betrayal, and suffering, but it also represents healing, reconciliation, and forgiveness. So whether or not you have listened in the last two days, this message is still for you and may indicate like a tough conversation that you recently had or will be going through, and the feelings of grief and being let down because of what somebody did who is close to you. You're going to be feeling it, but it's part of life you have to in order to grow. This person tends to be angry, usually in their words and their actions, and lacks communication and boundaries, and the suit of swords represents communication, logic and intellect in general. So I encourage you to just pause and find clarity because the release of grief needs to be done through words for you in a positive manner, whether that be through an actual conversation with this person or like a written letter, or even possibly with a therapist or a supportive friend or family members. This is what's going to have to be done in order for you to move ahead. Because I can tell just by the last three days that you guys are that we all are. You know, we're all going through something. But this decision has been really tough and it's weighing on you. So let the pain strengthen you rather than diminish you. Right, So just take it in, find someone who support it for you, have a tough conversation. If you still haven't, it still might be like, hello, you need to have this conversation. That's why I'm still getting these like the Five of Cups and the Three of Swords are so similar, not even funny. They have almost exact same word as of how they describe them. So you can change this though, you can change it very quickly. Just you know, I would recommend going to the podcast for Yesterday and listening to the Five Cups because it's going to answer a lot of questions, maybe even the day before for the lovers. But as a personal relationship that you need to make a decision, it needs to happen. It needs to happen quickly because it's not either you know it's not doing good for you, whether that be something that you're hiding or does knowing that you shouldn't be with this person? Could this also be an important message if you don't have anybody like else that you're thinking about or with, like you don't have a relationship for personally, like a part of yourself that you need to have a talk with and let go of personally. Yeah, could that be too okay? So it's not just relationship people. Well, but it's a relationship with yourself, right if you're doing something to yourself that like doesn't serve you, and you and you know it, it's a problem. But a lot of times acceptance is hard, right, So, and it's hard to like be able. It's like you got to break up with a part of yourself to be able to move on to get what you really want. And you actually have to want to do it and make the actual changes in your behavior and your mindset. It's super important to just find compassion. And that was your daily vibration, all right. I remember you can follow the show on social media at the Jewil Show. You can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at Areas, I'm at Evan on the radio, the Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, Hello, this is Pete Eakins calling from Community Homeowners Association. I was looking for Amanda speaking, Hi, Amanda, how are you? I'm good, A little nervous since you guys have never called me, but fine, thank you. Well. I would be a little nervous too. The reason for my phone call today is, um, I was driving by your house today and I noticed you have quite the pool. We don't have a pool. Yeah, well your front yard looks like a pool right now, so shut up? What why what do you mean as a pool? No? What is going on? Hello? Oh I'm sorry? Tell me to shut up? So should I be shut up or answering your question? Oh my gosh, Well what is going on? What did you see? Why is it there? What is happening? Well, I don't quite know. I don't quite know, but I was driving past your home today and I noticed there was quite a bit of standing water in your lawn. In your front lawn, we look like a pool. And then I noticed that the water is pouring out of your garage. Though I don't know quite what's going on, but I do know water, and oh my gosh, and it's coming like like the garage was closed, so it's like what under knees and it's m yeah, yes, I'm gonna go ahead and have to ask you. Did you purchase an unapproved pool put it in your garage and then it broke? And is that why the water is pouring out of your house? I'm gonna have to assume that's what happened. Oh my gosh, we do not have an unapproved pool in the garage. Is the plumbing? It's probably busted and it's still pouring out as we're talking. So I need to like go, well, okay, what do you need? What I need is for you to just go ahead and admit it. I do not have a pool, big pool, little pool, kittie pool, baby pool, dog back anything in my garage. All right, Well, I just want to let you know that. UM, I hope you get it fixed. And also you can expect a quite a large fine from us in the next few peas what I'm having plumbing probably is going to cost me thousands of dollars and you're gonna find me, well, I'm finding me for an unapproved pool. We've already spoken about that. You've already admitted that you have an unapproved pool, and so I'm I do not have an unapproved pool. Then why is there water, Then, why is there water coming out of your garage? Is probably Buck's impossible. No, it's not impossible. It's impossible that it could be from the plumbing. It's definitely a pool. And I will be sending you a very large fine, probably around one thousand dollars. I don't know. Well, here we are, you know what you and I'm gonna go take care of my broken plumbing right now. And okay, okay, so you're going to tell me pipes broken pipes in your house is more of a valid reason than an unapproved secret pool that broke. Hell would ever not be a more valid reason than a secret pool? Nobody has a secret pool. M. Yeah, I've seen this happening each time it was a secret, unapproved pool. I've never seen a pipe bust. Ever, You've never seen a busted pipe. Every single busted pipe I've ever heard of has been an unapproved secret pool that broke. Mmmm. So enjoy the fine, and I hope you get it all cleaned up, because you have two days to get it all clean up. If not, then more fines will come. I'm a little speechless. I'm so I to just sweat and like I'm panic because I'm wasting my time. I've got to guess this thing shut off and you need to stop. There's no fine fine, okay, okay, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, okay fine fine, Oh my good fine, Hey Amanda, this is actually a prank phone called This is Jewil from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband set you up. Oh wait, my husband did that. Yes, he said that there's been problems with the pipes at your house and I want to me to mess with you. So I think everything's fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, the Jewel Show on demand, it's time or of the roses only on the Jewil Show. Un popular opinion, you shouldn't cheat. I don't think that's okay. That's a popular that's what people do online all the time. That you know that unpopular opinion, and it's the most popular opinion. You shouldn't cheat. Also, I don't know why people are cheating right now or how people. I mean, you know, if you're unhappy in a relationship, get out of it and then go date somebody else. Don't do that to the person that you're with, even if you hate them. Don't do that. To them. You know, I always say pay it forward, right because if you cheat on someone, then they're gonna have to be distrusting of the person that they did after and maybe they meet somebody that actually really loves them and they you know, now they have to wonder about them as pay it forward. Don't cheat on someone, so they have to have questions about the next person. Yeah. Yeah. Also, also, why would anybody cheat right now? With how much technology there is, You're probably gonna get caught. Definitely. And the dude on the phone today who thinks his wife might be cheating on him, he got a little private investigatory did he on this whole thing? And you'll hear what he did in just a second. Hey Aaron, what's up? Hey, how's it going? Y'all? Good man, thank you for your email. Sorry that you're in this situation. So you think that your wife might be cheating on you? Uh yeah, I'm pretty sure she is, to be Honestum, okay, So why so a few weeks ago, my wife comes in and she's all like, I'm gonna start doing yoga again. I'm gonna start trying to get and safe. You know, if she wants to get a few more in her body. Yeah, and we all know yoga yoga people completely unfaithful, am I right? Right? Sorry? Now, I know this is like a serious thing for you. You You know, I gotta make jokes sometimes. I'm sorry. No, I've been listening for a while. Do what you do. But it's um, we're not an active couple. Like we don't even go hiking, we don't go to parks or anything. So that sort of got me suspicious. And what even got me more suspicious was, you know, yoga classes maybe once or to three times a week, but she's been going every day every day. Wow, that's a hardcore yoga person. Done yoga before or is this just new for her? I mean, yeah, she used to go once in a while to this place down the street, but she kind of fell off of it. And when she comes home, she doesn't look like she's done yoga. What do you mean? She doesn't look like she's done yoga. She looks tired, but not like yoga tired. She's not bloody, she's not like, well, is it is it hot yoga? Though? Maybe she's not doing hot yoga. She didn't really tell me what kind it is, Okay, I just said it's high intensity, high intend. Well, then you should be sweating of it's high intensity. She doesn't look like she's done any yoga. Okay. So your email said that you actually installed the GPS device on her car to see where she was going. What I mean, Yeah, I'm not proud of it, but I went online and I purchased one of them GPS trackers and I put it on her car because I could. I could just feel it in my gut that she's seating on me. That's what I mean about technology. Did you catch her like, not at yoga? She's been going to an apartment building every single day? Oh man, not a yoga studio, wow, straight up residential place. Okay, and that's shady. I'm assuming that you haven't said anything to her about it. No, I don't. I mean what could I say, like, hey, I'm tracking you. I mean, babe, I don't trust you, and I bought a DPS truck put her on your car. I mean, in that instance, you could be like, there was a reason I trust you because you've obviously been go into some apartment building. Can you tell me about it? Um, you haven't said anything to her? No? Okay, So what if I call her and I act like I'm an instructor from the studio and I'm reaching out and oh, that's a good idea. Okay, So do you think this will work? Aaron Alex calls, pretends to be from the yoga places down the street, you know, says something about her not coming in for a while, because we know she's not coming in, right, and she'll probably say yes to that, or she'll lie and say she's been coming in, which is weird. But then Alex could offer her, you know, some sort of three day pass for her and her partner, and maybe she says the name of whoever she's been hanging out with. Do you think she'd buy into that? Yeah, she loves the deal, so okay. Or she's gonna say your name and now you have to go to yoga, Starr, I think is going on? All right, Well, we're gonna play a song, come back, and then see if we can find out where your wife's been going when she says she's been going to yoga. Okay, all right, man, hold on, we'll do it right after this. It's a jewel show. People start doing yoga out of the blue. Usually only means one thing or cheating right in the middle of War of the Roses to catch a cheater, and Aaron is on the phone. He emailed us because he thinks his wife is being unfaithful. She recently just started doing yoga a lot when she kind of has only dabbled in it a little bit before, and he got suspicious of that, so he actually installed a GPS tracker on our car to see if she's going to yoga, and it turns out she's been going to some apartment building. So Alex is about to call her, posing to be from the yoga place, seeing if she's been in there at all, and then also offer her some sort of special deal for her and her partner. Oh wink wink, Yeah, and we'll see if she says somebody else's name, who's a dude. I mean, there's a chance she could say a girl's name. But then we can hop on at least ask her about where she's been going, because Aaron, you do know she's been going to an apart been building instead of the yoga place. Right, yes, there is an apartment building. Okay, all go for you miles away? All right? Cool? And if it is ago, let's not throw out she still could be cheating. That is true, Aaron, Well, I'm gonna have alexhol right now. By the way, what's the name of the yoga studio that she says she's been going to yoga studio? Okay, that's what Alex. I'll call to be from. All right, here we go, Okay, okay, good luck? Man. Hello, Hey, is Diane available? Yeah? That's as she? Who's this? Hey, this is Alexis. I'm calling from a studio. How are you doing? I'm good? How are you? I'm good? Thanks. Hey. I just was reaching out to some of our customers that I noticed haven't been in for a while, just trying to get some of our old customers back in the door, and wanted to reach out and extend a seven day unlimited pass to you and your partner. Would you have any interest in that? Oh, yeah, that's awesome. I haven't done you in a long time actually, so that's really cool. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I was reaching I noticed you haven't been in for quite a while. Yeah, it would be good for you to come in and get those muscles working again. Yeah for sure. Okay, So, yep, it'll be a seven day unlimited path. So you can come in as much as you want throughout the week. Do you have someone in mind that you would want to bring with you? Uh? Yeah, okay, I just need a little bit of information about your guest. Let's start with the name. It's Jacob, Jacob okay, okay. And then just for my notes, is Jacob your husband? Uh no, he's my boyfriend. Your boyfriend, okay, boyfriend Jacob. Um, what's going on? It's Aaron, your husband. Tell you, tell me what's going on? Oh my god? What what are you doing? What is this? You? What am I doing? What am I doing? What are you doing? Diana? That's a better question, Diana, how are you love? Um? What is this? What the fuck is going on? Dana? This is jew Bil from the jew Bil Show. It's Alex, not Alexis. And yeah, that's my host wife Alex three esh who I don't cheat on? And English seven is here, who he also doesn't cheat on. Wait, who are you guys? Like? What is this? It's a radio show and we do a segment on our show where we catch people cheating and your husband Aaron listens and emailed us because he says that you've been going to yoga every night but you know what, Aaron, I'll let you talk to her. I mean, this is not my business. God, yeah, I know you haven't been going to yoga. How do you know that? How do I? I didn't trust you, so I had to put a GPS on your car, and I guess I was right. Now trust you put a GPS on my car? On here it comes? Yeah, So what cheaters always do? I put a GPS on your car because because you wouldn't talk to me. Every time I tried to talk to you and ask what's going on? You lie to me. You lied to my space. So you GPS my car? Like, who does that? Well, cheet Yeah yeah, I mean if you weren't going to some random apartment building when you were telling him you're going to yoga, he might not put a GPS on your car. I love how cheaters always do that. Flip it around? How dare you not trust me? Well? That's an invasion of privacy, an invasion of privacy, but also for a good reason, Diana, where have you been going? Yeah? What the fuss going on? Who is Jacob? Okay? Well, I don't think that this is the platform for us to be talking, So I don't even know why you have to do something like that. That sounds like you're evading and avoiding the question. Diana, you know, so you are in the wrong here. I remember that you have been lying to your husband. Well who are you guys? Like? What? Why do I hear what you think? Eric? Like? We can talk about this when I get home. Nah, we can't talk about this. If you want to talk, first thing you gotta do is tell me who Jacob. I'm not talking on the phone with these other people online. Like, if you want, if you have questions, if you want to talk, then we can talk after this. Oh my god, Well she said it was her boyfriend. You did say it was your boyfriend? Yeah, strange to have a husband and a boyfriend. Yeah, unless your husband approves. Yeah, Aaron, do you approve of her having a boyfriend? Danna, you better start looking for a new place to live because I'm throwing all your out. Okay, Aron, you just need to calm down. I'll be home in a little bit. Oh yeah, come home. All your stuff will be outside, including your yoga mat. Oh Doob just stop. Look, I'm going home. I'll meet you there. Okay, Bye, you're gonna throw out the yoga mat too. That is cold. Yeah, man, thank you all for helping me out, like I wouldn't have found out otherwise. So yeah, man, it sucks, but you know, I'm glad at least know for sure. Yeah, it sucks, but there is somebody else out there for you who won't cheat on you. You know it's for the better. Yeah, it is. We've all been there. Maybe not Evan, okay, well English Ivan, ever there who's bragging everybody else in's room has been cheated on? On the phone man, Yeah all right, bro, we'll take care. Man. I'm sorry, but you'll be all right. The Jewils Show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. If you had our job and you saw all the texts that come in at four one or six one with people's secrets, you would never trust anybody ever again in your life. There's a lot of people with a lot of really deep dark secrets. Everybody. Yeah, I mean yeah, I think so that's why you should never everybody's got secrets. So on the phone right now. Remember everybody stays anonymous, and nobody will ever know who you are if you want to call up and tell your dirty little secret on there. So on the phone, right now. Pee Wee Herman from Pewe's playhoffs back in the day, remember that, Peewee, how are you? I'm great? How are you guys? Good? Your voice is a little higher than I remember. But oh man, what do you want to tell us? What's your secret? Um? So, yeah, this one. I've been doing this since I think I was fifteen. Yeah, pretty much. Um so how long has that been? Because you said since fifteen? How old you know? Thirty? So can we even trust that it was a lie? Yes? I am thirty. Not everything is a lie. When I was younger, I saw this movie. I don't even remember what it was at the time, but one of the characters did this thing, and I thought it was pretty brilliant. I started telling people that I have this medical condition that I used to like get out of things I don't want to do. What do you say that you have? I tell people that I have really bad migraines. Okay, okay, that's not so bad. Yeah, I mean I use that to get out of well, yeah, I think we know what Alex is getting out of. I'm kidding, a headache. Do I ever say that to you? No, you know, I'm just I know it's just I just say I'm too tired. Yeah, that's pretty just honest. I just don't want to. You can, I don't want to. If you didn't know Alex and I are married. I have to point that out when we talk about that, because otherwise you just think it's weird, like why are these girlsts talking about doing that together? It's because we're married and we do that occasionally together. I mean, I get the joke. I definitely get the joke, okay, And it definitely works for that. If you ever do agraine to get out of, I mean, yeah, that's better than what I thought it was going to be. You know, at least it's not something some serious. I mean, migraines are terrible. Yeah, I'm glad though you didn't pick like cancer or something. Yeah, yeah, that would have been really dark. But I mean, I'm not proud of this one. But I don't know. It works for things I don't want to do. And I'm surprised no one's taught on yet because I tend to not have them for parties and events. But yeah, you and it's all the fun stuff. And then when you have something, what's the most recent thing that you've lied about having migraines to get out of friends daughter's like socially distance dance recital O. I don't know how that was going to work. Yeah, that would give you a migraine just being there. Yeah, okay, so you've been using this excuse for fifteen years. Has anyone asked for any like medical I don't know background on how you got the condition or or like if it's getting better. Yeah, I'm just gonna have to tell them that I have the one type of migraine or whatever condition that you cannot here with medicine. Yeah, it's like genetic I don't know, but I'm not I'm not going to get rid of it. It's like those bacterial infections, you know, like super Guneria who had super GUNNERA. I don't know what does that mean? Does it mean like it just came full forth. I don't even know what it looked like or like yeah, or what it does. But it's like, okay, let's just assume that it's like itchy and smelling kicks. I don't know. I just remember like super and smelly. Yeah, I have no idea. I just remember when they came out and there was billboards everywhere for super goner Rea t next end. What is Gona? What a superna? Yeah? Text in four one six one? Have you had super Goneria? Yeah? If so? Are you okay? Is that your superpower? Also? What is it? Super end? Yeah? Sidney? Do you know anything? Okay, we know yet you fake migraines to get out of things. But do you know anything about super Gono reac? No? But I definitely follow Billboard too, so if you guys find out, let me know. I'm kind of curious. Now show on demand. Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For Wednesday, December one, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh and jingle all the way to the bank. If you like Christmas movies, find out why I said that cheesy to watch Christmas movies? Don't pretty ruin, don't ruin. I'd probably do the same story every year. No, maybe it's not that. Maybe you'll find out what that story is just a minute. But first, let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and are you that stupid? Whoa? Yes? You are? On? My God that we're living amongst these stupid of people. Wow. Okay, and I'm Englischevin and no ones. Well, sorry, I'm throwing off I read it wrong because such a big reaction. I'm Englischevin and one family's pet dog named Run Run has turned out to be not so fun fun. Oh okay, we came to those stories in just a second. But for your first story of the day, in the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news. No, I'm not going to report on how people are gonna get paid to watch Christmas movies? But are you going to report on the website reviews dot org is looking for a chief Holiday cheermeister to watch twenty five holiday movies in twenty five days and are extra twenty five bucks every holiday, every holiday, every year, and every holiday. And you do this every the same story every year. It says that you can get the cash. You also get a free one year subscription to seven streaming services and an added bonus, you get to pick the movies that you watch this year, the Christmas movies. The only real catch is that you have to fill out a short survey after you watch each movie about each movie, of course, and the applications are due by December third, which is Friday. Wow, if you actually call this job, it would be so easy to cheat it too, Like, how do they know if you actually watch the movies, you could just fill out the sofa literally. Well that was my news story even though it was yes, spoiled ending, like if it was sorry about that? Should I should we just act like we didn't know? Yeah? Please one time? So anyway, Yeah, you can get paid to watch holiday movies from reviews dot org. That's amazing news. Crazy that will buy somebody's entire Christmas presents? What are their whole families? Great thing for them to do. It's like the first time I've ever heard of something else. Who ever thought of this idea? Is great idea, genius, very sweet. Okay, Wow, good for them, Thank you Movies Reviews that. This is the I and the Idiot News Network where adiots aren't just in the news. The news. We bring you from that story to this story, live local, late breaking. Alex Fresh is on the scene of Well I've seen Yeah, I'm at Well I'm in Michigan. Okay, we're a woman. Yeah, it's going to be sentenced because she hired a hitman to kill her ex husband at rent a hitman dot com ret hitman dot com. That is correct? Are you serious? What a dummy? Aren't they paying people to watch Christ's movies? So she paid this guy, an undercover police officer or five thousand dollars to go kill her husband and then oh my god, you know it only says that her sentence is going to be like a minimum sentence of one hundred and eight months, which is nine years. Why, like what conspi not really a long time? If you're going to actually hire someone to be murdered, to to murder somebody, you deserve to be in prison for the rest of your life, should be treated like murder because if that dude, yeah, if you would have if you could go to rent a hitman dot com and it was actually a legit service and somebody got killed, They murdered him because of you, right, a Michigan woman, That's what we're gonna hear this, because you're in jail. Like there's something called a deep dark web, you freak of nature, And there's there's so many red flags she should have caught, like, for one, the name of the website two five thousand dollars to kill someone that's why she's dumb. Like she's so dumb. People like that all they do. I'm like you, actually, how how how is somebody that dumb? That's all I have sending it back to you very much. This is the iron n the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news. The news for next story of the day. Let's send it on over to English seven. Yeah, who is probably logging onto the website hire Hitman dot com. No, I'm actually on that webo. Are you trying to kill now? You know you can hire me from that? No, but I'm actually in Peru, of all places, where a family's pet dog that angered neighbors by killing and eating ducks and chickens has turned out to be a fox. Oh yeah, the first a pet dog, but it was a fox. Yes, they and they had it for years and years before they realized that it was fox. Well, because the new pup it has like kind of longer legs and it looks similar to boxes. Are cool. They are cool. I would have a pet fox if I can. You can actually get them in America. Yeah, yeah, pet fox. My friend has a pet fox. Really, you are about the local jobs. You're about to lose your job, lady, and that means then has come to day. Hello Joe job, don't worry, we'll do it again at the same time tomorrow. Lose yo job. You're about to lose yoe job. You're about to lose yo jobs. And that was the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the newsday tomorrow the same time for another hired hitting reports from the I n N. The Jewil Show on demand, It's another Jebil phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Peekins. I was calling from storage. I was looking for Jennifer. Yeah, this is her. Who did you say this? Why? This is Peekins Peeks. How can I help you? Oh? I was calling about the storage unit that you just rented with us. Okay, what about it? Okay, So here's what I have to talk to you about. We made a minor snaffoo on your paperwork. What does that mean? Well, do you know where the term snapfoo comes from? No, it comes from the military, And I'll tell you what it stands for. It stands for a situation normal all step. So what are you trying to tell me here? Well, I'm trying to tell you that we step good time. What do you mean by that? Well, so the people that had the storage unit before you, they didn't pay their bill for a very long time and that's why they got kicked out. And then you put your stuff in there, and old Peekins didn't update the paperwork, and now your things have been auctioned off. Snaffoo. Is this a joke? I feel like a joke, honestly. Uh. It's not the first time I've done this, though, So I'm sorry. So you're telling me that you auctioned off all of my things? Yeah, that is let me check my paperwork. Yeah, unfortunately, I'm sorry, idiot. Are you for real? Well, I don't think there's any need for a name calling. Okay, you're complaining about me name calling all my stuff? Okay, that is a valid point. I did lose all your things. Laughing, This is not funny. I um, Jenny, right, Oh, I'm sorry. Looks like I made another mistake on my paperwork. Oh my day is full of snappers anyway, Jenna, Yes, you get anything right? Okay, all right, I can tell that you're upset. Could it be because I'm screaming at you stuff. That's probably what's making me think that you're a little upset, and I would be upset too. Positive Where is my stuff? Well, your stuff is on a truck down to the Florida Keys somewhere, so that's going on a vacation. I guess, yeah, there was. You know the people that bought the unit, a nice, nice elderly couple, but they lived down in the Keys in the winter, the snowbirds I think you call them. And they bought your stuff and they're shipping it down there because I guess they really liked it. But I do have some good news for you. How can you do this without any of my permission? Well, like I said, it was a paperwork mistake, and I apologize. I take full ownership of it. Like I said earlier, it was a snaffoo, and it was on my behalf. It was. It was my bad completely, and that's why, Jenny, I'm going to make sure that it never happens Jenna. Jenna, Oh yeah, Jenna. Sorry, I'll make that note again, Jenna, it will never happen again. I apologize. I'm gonna be in contact with your supervisors. I'm getting all my stuff back, and you guys are gonna lose your job, all right? Well no, hey, you know what, there's really no need to involve my supervisor in this because I am prepared to offer you a discounted rate for the next few months. Do not want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. I'm over it. I'm calling your supervisor. I canna lose your job. All right, Well, please don't do that, because I need to let you know there's a prank phone call and your boyfriend set you up for it. What. Yeah, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Tim set you up. Oh my god. He told me that you guys just got a storage unit and you're really nervous about your stuff being in there. Wait, but at least your stuff was going to be headed down to Florida with a nice elderly couple. I mean that sounds fantastic. Oh my god, Okay, I was going to kill you. Well that would have been a big snap, wouldn't The Jewil Show on Demand first day follow up? Let's go around the room and ask a question. Looking up on the first date, good idea, bad idea, good English Evan, it is what it is. Go for it if you want. All right, I've done it, I have to. I haven't. No, you haven't. You know why because English Evan has only been with one person, and I doubt that happened on the first date. It did not on the phone right now, is Vivian? Vivian, let me ask you a question. Good bad idea hooking up on the first date for you? I personally think it's fine. Yeah yeah, but you think it's the reason you're not getting a call back. Well, he hasn't been calling me back, and that's the only reason I can think of right now. Okay, because you did or didn't? No, we did, okay, but he took part in it, so why wouldn't he call you back? Clearly it's something you wanted. Yeah, well I thought we were both okay with it, and now he's not answering the phone. Yeah, but some guys are d bags and they have such a double standard, like, dude, yeah, come on, she'll go on the first date like not marriage material. You know how those guys are. Yeah, Well, Vivian, before we get into all that, tell us about the guy you want to call today. What's his name, he thinks Andrew Andrew. Okay, how did you guys meet? We actually met on tender. Yeah, and Tinder is definitely full of something like yeah, yeah, people on there. On one thing, I was gonna say, you guys hooked up on the first date, that's why do you think you're not getting a call back? And it's off of tender way to have the most stereotypical tender date ever. Well, I don't normally use tender, but with anything going on right now, I'm like, I need to start meeting people. So okay, so tell us about your date. We met and we just went out to dinner. It was super nice. He's super sweet, he's athletic, he's super tall. And then he wanted to go to his place after, so I figured, you know, like maybe that's where it's leading. Okay, I figured everything was okay, and we get to his house, so we hook up, we stay the night, everything's fine. I wake up in the morning, he gives me a hug, he kisses me on the cheek, and then nothing, what do you mean, nothing like didn't reply to your text or didn't cool you or in person, just didn't say anything. Yeah, I texted him when I got home and I told him I made it home, and then nothing for a few hours. So I call him just to check up on him, and I haven't heard from him to instant. H Okay, Well my first thought is that he just wanted to hook up. Hit it and ditch it, hit it, quit it. That's the one bump it and the other way from it. Yeah, I'm not as good as you get as you guys are you think that's why, because I mean, tender is really because guys want to hook up. I feel like, yeah, yeah, he seemed really sweet on the date, so I figured, like everything was fine, that's why we hooked up. But maybe something went wrong. I don't know. I'm just confused. Yeah, I mean, if you can, so, you can't think of any other reason why he wouldn't be calling you back. No, I thought everything was great. Okay, that's the only thing I can think of too, then, is maybe he just wanted to hook up. Yeah, in which case he got what he wanted. Yeah. Yeah, so no need for a call unless you're calling to complain about the thing that you got that you want him. Because customer service. So how many times, well, actually, how long has it been since you've seen him. I just saw him this past weekend. And how many times have you tried to reach out to him? Well, I chexted him when I got home, and then I've called him twice now, okay, and you've got no response. Nothing. Okay. I mean you do know where he lives. Why don't you just show don't do that, right, that's just weird. Yeah, I'm sure you have to do that. Drive by his house, wait outside, you know, just do all those things that don't make you seem perfectly saying you might see something you don't want to. Well, actually it might work out for you. I mean it works in the movies if you just show up at someone's house and they're not really into you, stand outside like you hold up a boombox. You gotta go back to the eighties to get a boombox. That was a very famous movie scene in the eighties. You wear a trench coat holding a box over your head, or maybe you show it's got to be raining, though, it's got to be definitely asked me raining show up in the rain, ruining your clothes and you know, your mask here and everything, and just not care and just let them know how much you love them and you want them. Oh, it sounds like you've felt about this in detail. I was raised by movies, right, so maybe that won't work anyway. What was his name again? His name to Andrew? Andrew? Yeah, would be and Andrew, wouldn't it? All? Right? Well, we'll play a song come back, and then we'll call him and see if we can figure out why Andrew isn't calling you back. Okay, sounds good. Okay, do next. It's a jewel show. I think I got it. So when we were talking to Vivian, who's on the phone for a first dad follow up, right, she's not getting call back because she met a dude on tender. They hooked up. He hasn't called her since. Sounded like maybe all he wanted was to hook up and that's it. Yeah, right, Well, when we were talking about it earlier on the first part of this, Alex, you said he didn't quit it English. Sevan, you said, hit it and dish it, hit it in dish it and I couldn't figure out a good rhyme. I think I figured it out. What smash it and trash it. Yeah, that's a decent one. Right. Then he threw away I guess that. I'm not making fun of your situation. I just couldn't think of a rhyme. So I was really proud of myself that I was able to finally think of one. Anyway, that's what's going on with Vivian. She's not getting a call back from the student name Andrew. She has no idea why. She's reached out to him a few times and has heard nothing. The only thing that she can think of is that he got intimate with it and then like had to didn't call back, didn't call back. Oh yeah, that's a good rhyme. Oh my god, got intimate and then forget. I'll stop doing that because that's annoying now, and I'll just call Andrew and see why it's not calling you back. What do you think about that, Vivian, I'm just so nervous for the truth. Well, it might be nothing bad at all. It might actually be bad on him if okay, well I'm gonna call him and see if we can figure it out. Here we go, Hello, Hey is this Andrew? Yeah? Uh? Who's this? Hey? Man? Did you just wake up? Uh? No? Okay, all right, sounded tired. I'm sorry. This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. Uh, what jewel from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. It's me, my hot ass wife, Alex free Ash and English Evan. Hello. Hello, you're probably wondering why we're calling. Yeah, I can't can't say. I get too many calls from radio stations. Yeah, well this I'm calling you today because we got an email from one of our listeners about you. Um um, it's someone that you went on a date with and you're not calling them back. We do a segment on the show where if you go out on a date with somebody ended up ghosting them, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out why. And recently you hooked up with a girl named Vivian m. Yeah, she called you, guys. She emailed us and she told us about your date so that she really liked you, that you guys had a great time. But now she's heard nothing from you, and she's wondering if there was a problem. Yeah, you went a little bit quiet on Huh. Yeah, okay, that's a weird thing to do. Um well, yeah, one a date with her a week ago, something like that. Yeah, it's nice to see you get so many dates. She didn't even know when it happened. Yeah, it was like a week ago. Yeah, I mean you know how sometimes sometimes a few few in a week. But yeah, I don't really know how that is. But I don't know either, all right, Well to use their owne um, all right, So well she, I mean she told us, you know that you guys met on tender and went out and went back to your place, danced around in the bedroom a bit, and then um, really she got she got that literal with you guys. Wow. Yeah, she told us everything, every single detail. No, she didn't said she said, you guys hooked up though we know everything about it, and and she feels like she feels like maybe that's all you wanted, and that's why you're not calling her back. Uh No, I mean that's not the reason. I Like, I don't want to see her like she was. She was nice or whatever, but I mean, honestly, like I I kind of have like a pet peeve with I mean, obviously she told you we were like hooked up, but I have a pet peeve with like girls with tan lines, Like she had tan lines like everywhere, and that's just like a no go me. Like after that, I was like, I'm done, that's peeve done. Okay, that's fair. So I don't like tan lines. You don't have any tan lines? Uh no? What about when you get some sun and you have shorts on. I mean yeah, I'd tell my whole body all the time. So I don't have any tan lines. But they gross me out. So I was just not for it, right, Wow, So you're not cooling her back because she has tan lines? I mean yeah, pretty much. Are you a gym tan laundry bro? Do you want it for that way? Yeah? I just it is what it is, and that's it. That's the only reason tan lines. Uh yeah, pretty much. I mean it's a it's a deal breaker for me. It's it's the truth. I've always thought tan lines were fine. I never had a problem with them. Yeah, thought even being able to tan sounds amazing to me. Yeah, I mean that's that's it. I mean I kind of had to power through, honestly, like the tan lines just they just don't do it for me. So like, yeah, I'm done with it. Okay, Well, thanks for being honest, man, I appreciate it and so brave for powering through that day. Yeah, it must have been tough. Yeah. Um, you know, since you were honest with us, very candid about your dislike for tan lines, I need to be honest with you now and let you know that Vivian is actually on the other line listening and probably really wants to talk to you. Now. Oh my god, you're crash, are you? I mean, yeah, what else do you want me to say? I don't like tan lines? Are you hitting me? No? Honestly, still, get made that pretty clear. I don't like talines, so, oh my gosh, like you you could have said that before we hooked up. Now this is just weird, Like I feel so weird. Well, I didn't know you had tan lines until we started hooking up, and I wasn't gonna stop at you know what I mean literally small, it's like a bikini like it's nothing bad. I don't have major tan lines all over my body, like it's nothing. I thought, like, what that is really weird? Yeah, Andrew, you're usually I mean, yeah, so sorry you feel that way. You were so sweet on the date way to like make things turn here. I mean, well, you're the one who kind of got the radio station to call me out of the blue. So because you weren't calling her back. You couldn't even let her know. You couldn't even let her know. Yeah, so what was I supposed to do? Text her and say hey, tan Lines? No thanks? Yeah, just check and be like no, I'm not interested. Sorry. You could have let me down easy, at least say something like ghosting me really over tan Lines. It's really weird obviously. I mean, you want to know the truth, so you call the radio station, gone to call me or whatever? Um so there you go, tan Lines. Wow whatever? Andrew literally off like you are so disrespectful. Goodbye. Well, no, hold on you first, Andrew, I have to ask if you want to go on a second date with Vivian, we'll pay for it, like I don't know, maybe even get a tanning package before you guys come Yeah, I know, thank you. No, I'm good, I'll pass on the day, don't even as. I got a question, is is this gonna be on the radio? Yeah? Yeah, that's what we do. Okay? When because I want to make sure my boy to listen to it. Oh my god, god, oh my god, the Jewils show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's time for You're a dirty little Secret. Remember if you want to call up and tell us a dirty little secret. Don't worry about it. It's fine. You can tell us anything because nobody will know who you are. We always keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets a fake name when they call in to tell a dirty little secret. And so we don't know the person's real name that's on the phone to tell us a dirty little secret today. But I'll say an adjective, then Alex free as we'll say it nown and then English Evan will say a name and that'll be the name of the person on the phone. Okay, let's do it all right, here we go. Um, Orange afternoon, Steve, Orange afternoon, Steve. How's it going. It's going well. How are you guys? Oh, Orange afternoon, Steve. I actually sounded like a greeting. What you're saying? Orange afternoon, Steve. So you have a dirty little secret? Huh? I do I have a dirty little secret? All right? I? Um? I recently had. Well, Okay, let me first start out. I have the worst aunt in the world. She's absolutely terrible. Yeah, Like it always feels like she's just coming for me, just every little thing, just nit picky, Why are you doing this? Why are you doing that? Why do you look like this? Why are you hearing? Now? Yes, it's just like leave me alone. Um. So, I mean we just had Thanksgiving, so we went over to my aunt's house for THANKSGI think she was hosting this year and uh um it was also her birthday, so she hadn't she cooked, you know? And um at the table, this will be a good dirt little secret. I was like, the family revenge. Yeah yeah, and I will say you know, I mean I I gave it to her, so I she cooks and I, um, yeah she Uh. I made myself sick at the table her food. I made myself gag and I threw up all over the table. It was her food that made me do it. That's amazing because she's in a hole to you all the time. You're like, you know what, then, fine, you cooked the food for Thanksgiving when we go over there, or you go over to hers for thanks you me, and then you gag yourself at the table and nobody knew you just all of a sudden few Yeah no, And I told her it was because of food poisoning, because of her food. That's hilarious. Didn't, and she'll probably never cook for me again, which is totally fine by me. That's fine, a drastic comeback. You didn't think of anything smaller to do rather than throw up at the table. Look, this has been going on for years. I've had a lot to make up for. Yeah, it's not. Nobody else got seck though, right, No, nobody. I mean that's what happens a lot of times. You know, some people they see vomit and then they vomit and then right, it could be all you guys. I wish that would have happened, but yeah, no, it was just me, and she felt super bad. What you real saying? Super good? Was very concerned. I think my mom kind of knew what was happening, but everyone else was just really concerned. And they didn't really eat any of her food after that because I think they were afraid of getting So you guys are never going back to her house for Thanksgiving? No? Probably not. Well that's good. At least you don't have to deal with her anymore, right, Yeah, no, exactly exactly. She learned her lesson. Well, thank you for telling us. You did a little secret orange afternoon, Steve. Thank you the Jewel show on demand. I wish I would have thought more ahead. It's a jewel show. Well, this is the biggest thing to ever happen. What you're listening to right now in a second, when we tell you what it is is the biggest thing ever to happen in the radio world and in the music industry just in general. Yeah. So I didn't think ahead though, and didn't get you know, all the big sound effects those guys yeah yeah, or the like you know how they do that? Right? The world premiere a song, the big fat voice guy comes on. I'm not talking about is weight, I'm talking about the voice. Is that? Don't add me on that one? With a pH? Yeah? You know. He comes on and he's like, it's another world premiere and then something explodes. I didn't think ahead. I should have had that made instead. This is how we're doing it. This is how we're sharing to you. Thank you, the biggest thing that the world has ever seen this holiday season. One show and one show only doesn't just bring you one Christmas parody, doesn't bring you two Christmas parodies. I can't do math very well, so I don't know how many days are in the months, but we're bringing you that many Christmas parodies, Chris, but we're not doing thirty one Christies that way too much. Um. But it is the first ever annual Jewel Show Christmas Parody Song Extravaganza. Yeah, we also just came up with that name like ten minutes before. But anyway, at this time, all month long, we will have a brand new Christmas song for you. Look, there's always the Christmas stations out there, yea that they start playing Christmas music about July and then they talk about it and then people will drive around there, like I love it when they Christmas. Just let the christmasing all the times. They never stopped doing that, right, And then the people that are on the air there they changed their name to like Chris Greenole, you know christ and things like that. What we will do so is unveiled new Christmas song at this time. And I didn't even have Christmas music ready, so all I have is this to promote it. It's Jewel Shows first ever Christmas Parody extravagance. Is such Christmas Eve music. It is super Christmas. See every single weekday at this time will unveil a new Christmas song for you to listen to. Some of them will be very good. Some of them will probably be pretty bad. Some will be amazing though. Yeah, so like there's gonna be at least two that you're gonna be like, damn, that was a good job. The other ones that you're gonna be like, WHOA. I can't wait to text in and make fun of him. Before one o six one? What song would you like to hear us do a parody? I've texted in four one oh six one, and it is time for your first song in the first ever Jewel shows Christmas parody Christmas Song parody extravagance. Wo yeah. I also remember you can check these out online after you hear them. If you want to share them or whatever. Just go to the jewelshow dot com and here it is excited about Christmas? Oh you know how it is going to go over to the family's house. Oh well, I was only one way to deal with your family or at Christmas time? How get a little baracho? That's right? Should I get drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk at Christmas? I'm at my family's house, I need to black out? Should I get Sunday Christmas? Should I get sounded at Christmas? Should I get sound at Christmas? I'm at my family's house. I need to sound out. I can't handle these stupid people. How the hell am I related to these fuls? Pass me the whiskey and I'll see my way through the happiest time of the year. Parents, are you wing? I'm trying to sound out a laws man because we're not at their house. Like creep uncle has a crush on my spouse. I better hide my wife. Oops. I got drunk at Christmas. Oops I got drunk at Christmas. Oops. I got drunk at Christmas and asked my cousin and she wants to make out. Oops. I got stoned a Christmas. Oops I got stone at Christmas. Oops I got stuned a Christmas. Got caught by Grandma and she asked for red house. I had no idea that Granny smokes too. She's eighty two. Oh mg, she's so cool. She even asked my cousin for kiss to Christmas. Jess awesome this he know me and Grandma have them. She's everything's closed except Chinese quizzy. Grandma, cousin and me humped in the Christmas shomming for everyone at least not up all right. Remember you can hear that song. You can check out all the songs from them when we unveil a new parody song at this time every single weekday at the Juilshow dot com. You can also follow us on social media at the Jubil Show. You can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio, The Jebil Show on demand