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Speaker 1: to be one of those days where you finally get

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Speaker 1: But you'll find out right now with Alex's daily vibration.

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Speaker 1: I'm finding me for an unapproved pool. We've already spoken

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Speaker 1: How dare you not trust me? Well? That's an invasion

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Speaker 1: Why do I hear what you think? Eric? Like? We

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Speaker 1: Well she said it was her boyfriend. You did say

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Speaker 1: what do you want to tell us? What's your secret? Um? So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: talking about doing that together? It's because we're married and

421
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 1: we do that occasionally together. I mean, I get the joke.

422
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 1: I definitely get the joke, okay, And it definitely works

423
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: for that. If you ever do agraine to get out of,

424
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,560
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that's better than what I thought it

425
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 1: was going to be. You know, at least it's not

426
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 1: something some serious. I mean, migraines are terrible. Yeah, I'm

427
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 1: glad though you didn't pick like cancer or something. Yeah, yeah,

428
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,360
Speaker 1: that would have been really dark. But I mean, I'm

429
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,439
Speaker 1: not proud of this one. But I don't know. It

430
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Speaker 1: works for things I don't want to do. And I'm

431
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Speaker 1: surprised no one's taught on yet because I tend to

432
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: not have them for parties and events. But yeah, you

433
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 1: and it's all the fun stuff. And then when you

434
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: have something, what's the most recent thing that you've lied

435
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,120
Speaker 1: about having migraines to get out of friends daughter's like

436
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,320
Speaker 1: socially distance dance recital O. I don't know how that

437
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: was going to work. Yeah, that would give you a

438
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: migraine just being there. Yeah, okay, so you've been using

439
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: this excuse for fifteen years. Has anyone asked for any

440
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:27,280
Speaker 1: like medical I don't know background on how you got

441
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: the condition or or like if it's getting better. Yeah,

442
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:34,399
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have to tell them that I have

443
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Speaker 1: the one type of migraine or whatever condition that you

444
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:41,600
Speaker 1: cannot here with medicine. Yeah, it's like genetic I don't know,

445
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,720
Speaker 1: but I'm not I'm not going to get rid of it.

446
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 1: It's like those bacterial infections, you know, like super Guneria

447
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 1: who had super GUNNERA. I don't know what does that mean?

448
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,200
Speaker 1: Does it mean like it just came full forth. I

449
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,040
Speaker 1: don't even know what it looked like or like yeah,

450
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,080
Speaker 1: or what it does. But it's like, okay, let's just

451
00:23:56,119 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 1: assume that it's like itchy and smelling kicks. I don't know.

452
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,760
Speaker 1: I just remember like super and smelly. Yeah, I have

453
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 1: no idea. I just remember when they came out and

454
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,119
Speaker 1: there was billboards everywhere for super goner Rea t next end.

455
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,239
Speaker 1: What is Gona? What a superna? Yeah? Text in four

456
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 1: one six one? Have you had super Goneria? Yeah? If so?

457
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:14,080
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Is that your superpower? Also? What is it?

458
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 1: Super end? Yeah? Sidney? Do you know anything? Okay, we

459
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 1: know yet you fake migraines to get out of things.

460
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:22,120
Speaker 1: But do you know anything about super Gono reac? No?

461
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:24,640
Speaker 1: But I definitely follow Billboard too, so if you guys

462
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: find out, let me know. I'm kind of curious. Now

463
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Speaker 1: show on demand. Welcome to the i n N, The

464
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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

465
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Speaker 1: For Wednesday, December one, twenty twenty one. I'm Jewel Fresh

466
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Speaker 1: and jingle all the way to the bank. If you

467
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Speaker 1: like Christmas movies, find out why I said that cheesy

468
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Speaker 1: to watch Christmas movies? Don't pretty ruin, don't ruin. I'd

469
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Speaker 1: probably do the same story every year. No, maybe it's

470
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,080
Speaker 1: not that. Maybe you'll find out what that story is

471
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,680
Speaker 1: just a minute. But first, let's meet the idiots. I'm

472
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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh and are you that stupid? Whoa? Yes? You are? On?

473
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:08,159
Speaker 1: My God that we're living amongst these stupid of people. Wow. Okay,

474
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 1: and I'm Englischevin and no ones. Well, sorry, I'm throwing

475
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,320
Speaker 1: off I read it wrong because such a big reaction.

476
00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 1: I'm Englischevin and one family's pet dog named Run Run

477
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: has turned out to be not so fun fun. Oh okay,

478
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:22,000
Speaker 1: we came to those stories in just a second. But

479
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Speaker 1: for your first story of the day, in the i

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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

481
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Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. No, I'm not

482
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,080
Speaker 1: going to report on how people are gonna get paid

483
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 1: to watch Christmas movies? But are you going to report

484
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:35,480
Speaker 1: on the website reviews dot org is looking for a

485
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Speaker 1: chief Holiday cheermeister to watch twenty five holiday movies in

486
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Speaker 1: twenty five days and are extra twenty five bucks every holiday,

487
00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 1: every holiday, every year, and every holiday. And you do

488
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 1: this every the same story every year. It says that

489
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: you can get the cash. You also get a free

490
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 1: one year subscription to seven streaming services and an added bonus,

491
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 1: you get to pick the movies that you watch this year,

492
00:25:56,119 --> 00:25:58,439
Speaker 1: the Christmas movies. The only real catch is that you

493
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 1: have to fill out a short survey after you watch

494
00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: each movie about each movie, of course, and the applications

495
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,920
Speaker 1: are due by December third, which is Friday. Wow, if

496
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 1: you actually call this job, it would be so easy

497
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 1: to cheat it too, Like, how do they know if

498
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 1: you actually watch the movies, you could just fill out

499
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,680
Speaker 1: the sofa literally. Well that was my news story even

500
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 1: though it was yes, spoiled ending, like if it was

501
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,119
Speaker 1: sorry about that? Should I should we just act like

502
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: we didn't know? Yeah? Please one time? So anyway, Yeah,

503
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: you can get paid to watch holiday movies from reviews

504
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,200
Speaker 1: dot org. That's amazing news. Crazy that will buy somebody's

505
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 1: entire Christmas presents? What are their whole families? Great thing

506
00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: for them to do. It's like the first time I've

507
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: ever heard of something else. Who ever thought of this idea?

508
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 1: Is great idea, genius, very sweet. Okay, Wow, good for them,

509
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Speaker 1: Thank you Movies Reviews that. This is the I and

510
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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where adiots aren't just in the news.

511
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 1: The news. We bring you from that story to this story,

512
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Speaker 1: live local, late breaking. Alex Fresh is on the scene

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Speaker 1: of Well I've seen Yeah, I'm at Well I'm in Michigan. Okay,

514
00:26:58,160 --> 00:27:02,000
Speaker 1: we're a woman. Yeah, it's going to be sentenced because

515
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: she hired a hitman to kill her ex husband at

516
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,879
Speaker 1: rent a hitman dot com ret hitman dot com. That

517
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: is correct? Are you serious? What a dummy? Aren't they

518
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 1: paying people to watch Christ's movies? So she paid this guy,

519
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 1: an undercover police officer or five thousand dollars to go

520
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: kill her husband and then oh my god, you know

521
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,639
Speaker 1: it only says that her sentence is going to be

522
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: like a minimum sentence of one hundred and eight months,

523
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:28,680
Speaker 1: which is nine years. Why, like what conspi not really

524
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,760
Speaker 1: a long time? If you're going to actually hire someone

525
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: to be murdered, to to murder somebody, you deserve to

526
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,359
Speaker 1: be in prison for the rest of your life, should

527
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 1: be treated like murder because if that dude, yeah, if

528
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 1: you would have if you could go to rent a

529
00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 1: hitman dot com and it was actually a legit service

530
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: and somebody got killed, They murdered him because of you, right,

531
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,880
Speaker 1: a Michigan woman, That's what we're gonna hear this, because

532
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: you're in jail. Like there's something called a deep dark web,

533
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:54,440
Speaker 1: you freak of nature, And there's there's so many red

534
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,239
Speaker 1: flags she should have caught, like, for one, the name

535
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: of the website two five thousand dollars to kill someone

536
00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: that's why she's dumb. Like she's so dumb. People like

537
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,120
Speaker 1: that all they do. I'm like you, actually, how how

538
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: how is somebody that dumb? That's all I have sending

539
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Speaker 1: it back to you very much. This is the iron

540
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Speaker 1: n the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in

541
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Speaker 1: the news. The news for next story of the day.

542
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 1: Let's send it on over to English seven. Yeah, who

543
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: is probably logging onto the website hire Hitman dot com. No,

544
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: I'm actually on that webo. Are you trying to kill now?

545
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,719
Speaker 1: You know you can hire me from that? No, but

546
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: I'm actually in Peru, of all places, where a family's

547
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: pet dog that angered neighbors by killing and eating ducks

548
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 1: and chickens has turned out to be a fox. Oh yeah,

549
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 1: the first a pet dog, but it was a fox. Yes,

550
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:45,160
Speaker 1: they and they had it for years and years before

551
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 1: they realized that it was fox. Well, because the new

552
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 1: pup it has like kind of longer legs and it

553
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: looks similar to boxes. Are cool. They are cool. I

554
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 1: would have a pet fox if I can. You can

555
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: actually get them in America. Yeah, yeah, pet fox. My

556
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: friend has a pet fox. Really, you are about the

557
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 1: local jobs. You're about to lose your job, lady, and

558
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: that means then has come to day. Hello Joe job,

559
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 1: don't worry, we'll do it again at the same time tomorrow.

560
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:15,080
Speaker 1: Lose yo job. You're about to lose yoe job. You're

561
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: about to lose yo jobs. And that was the i

562
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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

563
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Speaker 1: in the newsday tomorrow the same time for another hired

564
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Speaker 1: hitting reports from the I n N. The Jewil Show

565
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: on demand, It's another Jebil phone frame day mornings on

566
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Speaker 1: the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Peekins. I was calling

567
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 1: from storage. I was looking for Jennifer. Yeah, this is her.

568
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: Who did you say this? Why? This is Peekins Peeks.

569
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Oh? I was calling about

570
00:29:56,720 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: the storage unit that you just rented with us. Okay,

571
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: what about it? Okay, So here's what I have to

572
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: talk to you about. We made a minor snaffoo on

573
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: your paperwork. What does that mean? Well, do you know

574
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: where the term snapfoo comes from? No, it comes from

575
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,160
Speaker 1: the military, And I'll tell you what it stands for.

576
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: It stands for a situation normal all step. So what

577
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,160
Speaker 1: are you trying to tell me here? Well, I'm trying

578
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:35,960
Speaker 1: to tell you that we step good time. What do

579
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 1: you mean by that? Well, so the people that had

580
00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,760
Speaker 1: the storage unit before you, they didn't pay their bill

581
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 1: for a very long time and that's why they got

582
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: kicked out. And then you put your stuff in there,

583
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: and old Peekins didn't update the paperwork, and now your

584
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: things have been auctioned off. Snaffoo. Is this a joke?

585
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: I feel like a joke, honestly. Uh. It's not the

586
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: first time I've done this, though, So I'm sorry. So

587
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: you're telling me that you auctioned off all of my things? Yeah,

588
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: that is let me check my paperwork. Yeah, unfortunately, I'm sorry, idiot.

589
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 1: Are you for real? Well, I don't think there's any

590
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: need for a name calling. Okay, you're complaining about me

591
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,520
Speaker 1: name calling all my stuff? Okay, that is a valid point.

592
00:31:27,280 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: I did lose all your things. Laughing, This is not funny.

593
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 1: I um, Jenny, right, Oh, I'm sorry. Looks like I

594
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: made another mistake on my paperwork. Oh my day is

595
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: full of snappers anyway, Jenna, Yes, you get anything right? Okay,

596
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: all right, I can tell that you're upset. Could it

597
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: be because I'm screaming at you stuff. That's probably what's

598
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 1: making me think that you're a little upset, and I

599
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,440
Speaker 1: would be upset too. Positive Where is my stuff? Well,

600
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 1: your stuff is on a truck down to the Florida

601
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: Keys somewhere, so that's going on a vacation. I guess, yeah,

602
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 1: there was. You know the people that bought the unit,

603
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: a nice, nice elderly couple, but they lived down in

604
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: the Keys in the winter, the snowbirds I think you

605
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: call them. And they bought your stuff and they're shipping

606
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 1: it down there because I guess they really liked it.

607
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,120
Speaker 1: But I do have some good news for you. How

608
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: can you do this without any of my permission? Well,

609
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: like I said, it was a paperwork mistake, and I apologize.

610
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: I take full ownership of it. Like I said earlier,

611
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: it was a snaffoo, and it was on my behalf.

612
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: It was. It was my bad completely, and that's why, Jenny,

613
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: I'm going to make sure that it never happens Jenna. Jenna,

614
00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Jenna. Sorry, I'll make that note again, Jenna,

615
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,760
Speaker 1: it will never happen again. I apologize. I'm gonna be

616
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: in contact with your supervisors. I'm getting all my stuff back,

617
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: and you guys are gonna lose your job, all right?

618
00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: Well no, hey, you know what, there's really no need

619
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: to involve my supervisor in this because I am prepared

620
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: to offer you a discounted rate for the next few months.

621
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Speaker 1: Do not want to hear it. I don't want to

622
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,640
Speaker 1: hear it. I'm over it. I'm calling your supervisor. I

623
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: canna lose your job. All right, Well, please don't do that,

624
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 1: because I need to let you know there's a prank

625
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:06,360
Speaker 1: phone call and your boyfriend set you up for it. What. Yeah,

626
00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a

627
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: phone prank on you and your boyfriend Tim set you up.

628
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He told me that you guys just

629
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Speaker 1: got a storage unit and you're really nervous about your

630
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: stuff being in there. Wait, but at least your stuff

631
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: was going to be headed down to Florida with a

632
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: nice elderly couple. I mean that sounds fantastic. Oh my god, Okay,

633
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: I was going to kill you. Well that would have

634
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 1: been a big snap, wouldn't The Jewil Show on Demand

635
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 1: first day follow up? Let's go around the room and

636
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: ask a question. Looking up on the first date, good idea,

637
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: bad idea, good English Evan, it is what it is.

638
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: Go for it if you want. All right, I've done it,

639
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: I have to. I haven't. No, you haven't. You know

640
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,720
Speaker 1: why because English Evan has only been with one person,

641
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 1: and I doubt that happened on the first date. It

642
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: did not on the phone right now, is Vivian? Vivian,

643
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Good bad idea hooking

644
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: up on the first date for you? I personally think

645
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:06,920
Speaker 1: it's fine. Yeah yeah, but you think it's the reason

646
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: you're not getting a call back. Well, he hasn't been

647
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,560
Speaker 1: calling me back, and that's the only reason I can

648
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:15,799
Speaker 1: think of right now. Okay, because you did or didn't? No,

649
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: we did, okay, but he took part in it, so

650
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 1: why wouldn't he call you back? Clearly it's something you wanted. Yeah,

651
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: well I thought we were both okay with it, and

652
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,000
Speaker 1: now he's not answering the phone. Yeah, but some guys

653
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,399
Speaker 1: are d bags and they have such a double standard, like, dude, yeah,

654
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 1: come on, she'll go on the first date like not

655
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: marriage material. You know how those guys are. Yeah, Well, Vivian,

656
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: before we get into all that, tell us about the

657
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: guy you want to call today. What's his name, he

658
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:42,960
Speaker 1: thinks Andrew Andrew. Okay, how did you guys meet? We

659
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 1: actually met on tender. Yeah, and Tinder is definitely full

660
00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: of something like yeah, yeah, people on there. On one thing,

661
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you guys hooked up on the

662
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: first date, that's why do you think you're not getting

663
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: a call back? And it's off of tender way to

664
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,840
Speaker 1: have the most stereotypical tender date ever. Well, I don't

665
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: normally use tender, but with anything going on right now,

666
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, I need to start meeting people. So okay,

667
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 1: so tell us about your date. We met and we

668
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 1: just went out to dinner. It was super nice. He's

669
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: super sweet, he's athletic, he's super tall. And then he

670
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,960
Speaker 1: wanted to go to his place after, so I figured,

671
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: you know, like maybe that's where it's leading. Okay, I

672
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,000
Speaker 1: figured everything was okay, and we get to his house,

673
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 1: so we hook up, we stay the night, everything's fine.

674
00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: I wake up in the morning, he gives me a hug,

675
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:33,320
Speaker 1: he kisses me on the cheek, and then nothing, what

676
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: do you mean, nothing like didn't reply to your text

677
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: or didn't cool you or in person, just didn't say anything. Yeah,

678
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,439
Speaker 1: I texted him when I got home and I told

679
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,360
Speaker 1: him I made it home, and then nothing for a

680
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: few hours. So I call him just to check up

681
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,320
Speaker 1: on him, and I haven't heard from him to instant.

682
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,399
Speaker 1: H Okay, Well my first thought is that he just

683
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: wanted to hook up. Hit it and ditch it, hit it,

684
00:35:55,800 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 1: quit it. That's the one bump it and the other

685
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: way from it. Yeah, I'm not as good as you

686
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: get as you guys are you think that's why, because

687
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,120
Speaker 1: I mean, tender is really because guys want to hook up.

688
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, yeah, he seemed really sweet on

689
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: the date, so I figured, like everything was fine, that's

690
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 1: why we hooked up. But maybe something went wrong. I

691
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:22,319
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm just confused. Yeah, I mean, if you can, so,

692
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: you can't think of any other reason why he wouldn't

693
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 1: be calling you back. No, I thought everything was great. Okay,

694
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,879
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I can think of too, then,

695
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: is maybe he just wanted to hook up. Yeah, in

696
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: which case he got what he wanted. Yeah. Yeah, so

697
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 1: no need for a call unless you're calling to complain

698
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: about the thing that you got that you want him.

699
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: Because customer service. So how many times, well, actually, how

700
00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: long has it been since you've seen him. I just

701
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,319
Speaker 1: saw him this past weekend. And how many times have

702
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 1: you tried to reach out to him? Well, I chexted

703
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: him when I got home, and then I've called him

704
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: twice now, okay, and you've got no response. Nothing. Okay.

705
00:36:57,960 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 1: I mean you do know where he lives. Why don't

706
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:06,200
Speaker 1: you just show don't do that, right, that's just weird. Yeah,

707
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure you have to do that. Drive by his house,

708
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 1: wait outside, you know, just do all those things that

709
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,799
Speaker 1: don't make you seem perfectly saying you might see something

710
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: you don't want to. Well, actually it might work out

711
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: for you. I mean it works in the movies if

712
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: you just show up at someone's house and they're not

713
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: really into you, stand outside like you hold up a boombox.

714
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 1: You gotta go back to the eighties to get a boombox.

715
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: That was a very famous movie scene in the eighties.

716
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: You wear a trench coat holding a box over your head,

717
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: or maybe you show it's got to be raining, though,

718
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: it's got to be definitely asked me raining show up

719
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,359
Speaker 1: in the rain, ruining your clothes and you know, your

720
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: mask here and everything, and just not care and just

721
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,080
Speaker 1: let them know how much you love them and you

722
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: want them. Oh, it sounds like you've felt about this

723
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,919
Speaker 1: in detail. I was raised by movies, right, so maybe

724
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,480
Speaker 1: that won't work anyway. What was his name again? His

725
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 1: name to Andrew? Andrew? Yeah, would be and Andrew, wouldn't it? All? Right? Well,

726
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then we'll call

727
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 1: him and see if we can figure out why Andrew

728
00:37:57,080 --> 00:38:00,480
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back. Okay, sounds good. Okay, do next.

729
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,919
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. I think I got it. So

730
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 1: when we were talking to Vivian, who's on the phone

731
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: for a first dad follow up, right, she's not getting

732
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: call back because she met a dude on tender. They

733
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: hooked up. He hasn't called her since. Sounded like maybe

734
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: all he wanted was to hook up and that's it. Yeah, right, Well,

735
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,879
Speaker 1: when we were talking about it earlier on the first

736
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: part of this, Alex, you said he didn't quit it English. Sevan,

737
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: you said, hit it and dish it, hit it in

738
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: dish it and I couldn't figure out a good rhyme.

739
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: I think I figured it out. What smash it and

740
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 1: trash it. Yeah, that's a decent one. Right. Then he

741
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: threw away I guess that. I'm not making fun of

742
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: your situation. I just couldn't think of a rhyme. So

743
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:42,879
Speaker 1: I was really proud of myself that I was able

744
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,880
Speaker 1: to finally think of one. Anyway, that's what's going on

745
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: with Vivian. She's not getting a call back from the

746
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 1: student name Andrew. She has no idea why. She's reached

747
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,280
Speaker 1: out to him a few times and has heard nothing.

748
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: The only thing that she can think of is that

749
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:57,320
Speaker 1: he got intimate with it and then like had to

750
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 1: didn't call back, didn't call back. Oh yeah, that's a

751
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 1: good rhyme. Oh my god, got intimate and then forget.

752
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: I'll stop doing that because that's annoying now, and I'll

753
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:08,399
Speaker 1: just call Andrew and see why it's not calling you back.

754
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: What do you think about that, Vivian, I'm just so

755
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:15,000
Speaker 1: nervous for the truth. Well, it might be nothing bad

756
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,280
Speaker 1: at all. It might actually be bad on him if okay,

757
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna call him and see if we can

758
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: figure it out. Here we go, Hello, Hey is this Andrew? Yeah? Uh?

759
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: Who's this? Hey? Man? Did you just wake up? Uh? No? Okay,

760
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:42,839
Speaker 1: all right, sounded tired. I'm sorry. This is Jewel from

761
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:48,239
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. Uh, what jewel from the Jewel Show.

762
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: It's a radio show. It's me, my hot ass wife,

763
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: Alex free Ash and English Evan. Hello. Hello, you're probably

764
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 1: wondering why we're calling. Yeah, I can't can't say. I

765
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: get too many calls from radio stations. Yeah, well this

766
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,399
Speaker 1: I'm calling you today because we got an email from

767
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:13,879
Speaker 1: one of our listeners about you. Um um, it's someone

768
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: that you went on a date with and you're not

769
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: calling them back. We do a segment on the show

770
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: where if you go out on a date with somebody

771
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: ended up ghosting them, they can email us to get

772
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: you on the phone and find out why. And recently

773
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:32,280
Speaker 1: you hooked up with a girl named Vivian m. Yeah,

774
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:35,399
Speaker 1: she called you, guys. She emailed us and she told

775
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,960
Speaker 1: us about your date so that she really liked you,

776
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 1: that you guys had a great time. But now she's

777
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 1: heard nothing from you, and she's wondering if there was

778
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: a problem. Yeah, you went a little bit quiet on Huh. Yeah, okay,

779
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: that's a weird thing to do. Um well, yeah, one

780
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 1: a date with her a week ago, something like that. Yeah,

781
00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,040
Speaker 1: it's nice to see you get so many dates. She

782
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: didn't even know when it happened. Yeah, it was like

783
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 1: a week ago. Yeah, I mean you know how sometimes

784
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: sometimes a few few in a week. But yeah, I

785
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 1: don't really know how that is. But I don't know either,

786
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: all right, Well to use their owne um, all right,

787
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 1: So well she, I mean she told us, you know

788
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 1: that you guys met on tender and went out and

789
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: went back to your place, danced around in the bedroom

790
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: a bit, and then um, really she got she got

791
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: that literal with you guys. Wow. Yeah, she told us everything,

792
00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 1: every single detail. No, she didn't said she said, you

793
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: guys hooked up though we know everything about it, and

794
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: and she feels like she feels like maybe that's all

795
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: you wanted, and that's why you're not calling her back.

796
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 1: Uh No, I mean that's not the reason. I Like,

797
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: I don't want to see her like she was. She

798
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: was nice or whatever, but I mean, honestly, like I

799
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: I kind of have like a pet peeve with I mean,

800
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: obviously she told you we were like hooked up, but

801
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: I have a pet peeve with like girls with tan lines,

802
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: Like she had tan lines like everywhere, and that's just

803
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: like a no go me. Like after that, I was like,

804
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: I'm done, that's peeve done. Okay, that's fair. So I

805
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:08,280
Speaker 1: don't like tan lines. You don't have any tan lines?

806
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,080
Speaker 1: Uh no? What about when you get some sun and

807
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: you have shorts on. I mean yeah, I'd tell my

808
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,279
Speaker 1: whole body all the time. So I don't have any

809
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 1: tan lines. But they gross me out. So I was

810
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: just not for it, right, Wow, So you're not cooling

811
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 1: her back because she has tan lines? I mean yeah,

812
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 1: pretty much. Are you a gym tan laundry bro? Do

813
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: you want it for that way? Yeah? I just it

814
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 1: is what it is, and that's it. That's the only

815
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: reason tan lines. Uh yeah, pretty much. I mean it's

816
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,400
Speaker 1: a it's a deal breaker for me. It's it's the truth.

817
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: I've always thought tan lines were fine. I never had

818
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: a problem with them. Yeah, thought even being able to

819
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: tan sounds amazing to me. Yeah, I mean that's that's it.

820
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:54,520
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of had to power through, honestly,

821
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 1: like the tan lines just they just don't do it

822
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 1: for me. So like, yeah, I'm done with it. Okay, Well,

823
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,520
Speaker 1: thanks for being honest, man, I appreciate it and so

824
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: brave for powering through that day. Yeah, it must have

825
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: been tough. Yeah. Um, you know, since you were honest

826
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 1: with us, very candid about your dislike for tan lines,

827
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,640
Speaker 1: I need to be honest with you now and let

828
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,319
Speaker 1: you know that Vivian is actually on the other line

829
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: listening and probably really wants to talk to you. Now.

830
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're crash, are you? I mean, yeah,

831
00:43:28,239 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: what else do you want me to say? I don't

832
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: like tan lines? Are you hitting me? No? Honestly, still,

833
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: get made that pretty clear. I don't like talines, so,

834
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, like you you could have said that

835
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 1: before we hooked up. Now this is just weird, Like

836
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: I feel so weird. Well, I didn't know you had

837
00:43:51,040 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 1: tan lines until we started hooking up, and I wasn't

838
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:58,720
Speaker 1: gonna stop at you know what I mean literally small,

839
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: it's like a bikini like it's nothing bad. I don't

840
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: have major tan lines all over my body, like it's nothing.

841
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: I thought, like, what that is really weird? Yeah, Andrew,

842
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 1: you're usually I mean, yeah, so sorry you feel that way.

843
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 1: You were so sweet on the date way to like

844
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: make things turn here. I mean, well, you're the one

845
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: who kind of got the radio station to call me

846
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: out of the blue. So because you weren't calling her back.

847
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 1: You couldn't even let her know. You couldn't even let

848
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 1: her know. Yeah, so what was I supposed to do?

849
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: Text her and say hey, tan Lines? No thanks? Yeah,

850
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,480
Speaker 1: just check and be like no, I'm not interested. Sorry.

851
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 1: You could have let me down easy, at least say

852
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:47,680
Speaker 1: something like ghosting me really over tan Lines. It's really

853
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 1: weird obviously. I mean, you want to know the truth,

854
00:44:51,880 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: so you call the radio station, gone to call me

855
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: or whatever? Um so there you go, tan Lines. Wow whatever?

856
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 1: Andrew literally off like you are so disrespectful. Goodbye. Well, no,

857
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:05,480
Speaker 1: hold on you first, Andrew, I have to ask if

858
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: you want to go on a second date with Vivian,

859
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it, like I don't know, maybe even

860
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,360
Speaker 1: get a tanning package before you guys come Yeah, I know,

861
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: thank you. No, I'm good, I'll pass on the day,

862
00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: don't even as. I got a question, is is this

863
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: gonna be on the radio? Yeah? Yeah, that's what we do. Okay?

864
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:27,759
Speaker 1: When because I want to make sure my boy to

865
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: listen to it. Oh my god, god, oh my god,

866
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: the Jewils show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. It's

867
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: time for You're a dirty little Secret. Remember if you

868
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: want to call up and tell us a dirty little secret.

869
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,359
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. It's fine. You can tell us

870
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,400
Speaker 1: anything because nobody will know who you are. We always

871
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,719
Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

872
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake name when they call

873
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: in to tell a dirty little secret. And so we

874
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: don't know the person's real name that's on the phone

875
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: to tell us a dirty little secret today. But I'll

876
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: say an adjective, then Alex free as we'll say it

877
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: nown and then English Evan will say a name and

878
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:04,359
Speaker 1: that'll be the name of the person on the phone. Okay,

879
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 1: let's do it all right, here we go. Um, Orange afternoon, Steve,

880
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: Orange afternoon, Steve. How's it going. It's going well. How

881
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: are you guys? Oh, Orange afternoon, Steve. I actually sounded

882
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 1: like a greeting. What you're saying? Orange afternoon, Steve. So

883
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,600
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret? Huh? I do I

884
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret? All right? I? Um? I

885
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:33,440
Speaker 1: recently had. Well, Okay, let me first start out. I

886
00:46:33,520 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: have the worst aunt in the world. She's absolutely terrible. Yeah,

887
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,040
Speaker 1: Like it always feels like she's just coming for me,

888
00:46:43,440 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: just every little thing, just nit picky, Why are you

889
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 1: doing this? Why are you doing that? Why do you

890
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 1: look like this? Why are you hearing? Now? Yes, it's

891
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: just like leave me alone. Um. So, I mean we

892
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: just had Thanksgiving, so we went over to my aunt's

893
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: house for THANKSGI think she was hosting this year and

894
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 1: uh um it was also her birthday, so she hadn't

895
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:12,799
Speaker 1: she cooked, you know? And um at the table, this

896
00:47:12,800 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 1: will be a good dirt little secret. I was like,

897
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: the family revenge. Yeah yeah, and I will say you know,

898
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 1: I mean I I gave it to her, so I

899
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 1: she cooks and I, um, yeah she Uh. I made

900
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: myself sick at the table her food. I made myself

901
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: gag and I threw up all over the table. It

902
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: was her food that made me do it. That's amazing

903
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: because she's in a hole to you all the time.

904
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: You're like, you know what, then, fine, you cooked the

905
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: food for Thanksgiving when we go over there, or you

906
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 1: go over to hers for thanks you me, and then

907
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 1: you gag yourself at the table and nobody knew you

908
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: just all of a sudden few Yeah no, And I

909
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 1: told her it was because of food poisoning, because of

910
00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 1: her food. That's hilarious. Didn't, and she'll probably never cook

911
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 1: for me again, which is totally fine by me. That's fine,

912
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 1: a drastic comeback. You didn't think of anything smaller to

913
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 1: do rather than throw up at the table. Look, this

914
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: has been going on for years. I've had a lot

915
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,359
Speaker 1: to make up for. Yeah, it's not. Nobody else got

916
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 1: seck though, right, No, nobody. I mean that's what happens

917
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: a lot of times. You know, some people they see

918
00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: vomit and then they vomit and then right, it could

919
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: be all you guys. I wish that would have happened,

920
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,000
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, it was just me, and she felt

921
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 1: super bad. What you real saying? Super good? Was very concerned.

922
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,320
Speaker 1: I think my mom kind of knew what was happening,

923
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:45,320
Speaker 1: but everyone else was just really concerned. And they didn't

924
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:47,319
Speaker 1: really eat any of her food after that because I

925
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 1: think they were afraid of getting So you guys are

926
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:53,239
Speaker 1: never going back to her house for Thanksgiving? No? Probably not.

927
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,160
Speaker 1: Well that's good. At least you don't have to deal

928
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 1: with her anymore, right, Yeah, no, exactly exactly. She learned

929
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: her lesson. Well, thank you for telling us. You did

930
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: a little secret orange afternoon, Steve. Thank you the Jewel

931
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: show on demand. I wish I would have thought more ahead.

932
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:14,120
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. Well, this is the biggest thing

933
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: to ever happen. What you're listening to right now in

934
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: a second, when we tell you what it is is

935
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: the biggest thing ever to happen in the radio world

936
00:49:21,280 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: and in the music industry just in general. Yeah. So

937
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: I didn't think ahead though, and didn't get you know,

938
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: all the big sound effects those guys yeah yeah, or

939
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 1: the like you know how they do that? Right? The

940
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: world premiere a song, the big fat voice guy comes on.

941
00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about is weight, I'm talking about the voice.

942
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 1: Is that? Don't add me on that one? With a pH? Yeah?

943
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 1: You know. He comes on and he's like, it's another

944
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 1: world premiere and then something explodes. I didn't think ahead.

945
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 1: I should have had that made instead. This is how

946
00:49:56,920 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: we're doing it. This is how we're sharing to you.

947
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,760
Speaker 1: Thank you, the biggest thing that the world has ever

948
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: seen this holiday season. One show and one show only

949
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: doesn't just bring you one Christmas parody, doesn't bring you

950
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 1: two Christmas parodies. I can't do math very well, so

951
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 1: I don't know how many days are in the months,

952
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:23,160
Speaker 1: but we're bringing you that many Christmas parodies, Chris, but

953
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,400
Speaker 1: we're not doing thirty one Christies that way too much. Um.

954
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 1: But it is the first ever annual Jewel Show Christmas

955
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,040
Speaker 1: Parody Song Extravaganza. Yeah, we also just came up with

956
00:50:32,040 --> 00:50:34,680
Speaker 1: that name like ten minutes before. But anyway, at this time,

957
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 1: all month long, we will have a brand new Christmas

958
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: song for you. Look, there's always the Christmas stations out there,

959
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: yea that they start playing Christmas music about July and

960
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:46,960
Speaker 1: then they talk about it and then people will drive

961
00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:49,040
Speaker 1: around there, like I love it when they Christmas. Just

962
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:51,279
Speaker 1: let the christmasing all the times. They never stopped doing that, right,

963
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,799
Speaker 1: And then the people that are on the air there

964
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: they changed their name to like Chris Greenole, you know

965
00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: christ and things like that. What we will do so

966
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 1: is unveiled new Christmas song at this time. And I

967
00:51:03,239 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: didn't even have Christmas music ready, so all I have

968
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: is this to promote it. It's Jewel Shows first ever

969
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: Christmas Parody extravagance. Is such Christmas Eve music. It is

970
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: super Christmas. See every single weekday at this time will

971
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:21,839
Speaker 1: unveil a new Christmas song for you to listen to.

972
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 1: Some of them will be very good. Some of them

973
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 1: will probably be pretty bad. Some will be amazing though. Yeah,

974
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:29,719
Speaker 1: so like there's gonna be at least two that you're

975
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 1: gonna be like, damn, that was a good job. The

976
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: other ones that you're gonna be like, WHOA. I can't

977
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: wait to text in and make fun of him. Before

978
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 1: one o six one? What song would you like to

979
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,560
Speaker 1: hear us do a parody? I've texted in four one

980
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 1: oh six one, and it is time for your first

981
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: song in the first ever Jewel shows Christmas parody Christmas

982
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: Song parody extravagance. Wo yeah. I also remember you can

983
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: check these out online after you hear them. If you

984
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:53,400
Speaker 1: want to share them or whatever. Just go to the

985
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: jewelshow dot com and here it is excited about Christmas?

986
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,160
Speaker 1: Oh you know how it is going to go over

987
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: to the family's house. Oh well, I was only one

988
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 1: way to deal with your family or at Christmas time?

989
00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: How get a little baracho? That's right? Should I get

990
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: drunk at Christmas? Should I get drunk at Christmas? Should

991
00:52:15,560 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 1: I get drunk at Christmas? I'm at my family's house,

992
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:23,320
Speaker 1: I need to black out? Should I get Sunday Christmas?

993
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: Should I get sounded at Christmas? Should I get sound

994
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: at Christmas? I'm at my family's house. I need to

995
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: sound out. I can't handle these stupid people. How the

996
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 1: hell am I related to these fuls? Pass me the

997
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:44,919
Speaker 1: whiskey and I'll see my way through the happiest time

998
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: of the year. Parents, are you wing? I'm trying to

999
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: sound out a laws man because we're not at their house.

1000
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: Like creep uncle has a crush on my spouse. I

1001
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: better hide my wife. Oops. I got drunk at Christmas.

1002
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: Oops I got drunk at Christmas. Oops. I got drunk

1003
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: at Christmas and asked my cousin and she wants to

1004
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:17,279
Speaker 1: make out. Oops. I got stoned a Christmas. Oops I

1005
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 1: got stone at Christmas. Oops I got stuned a Christmas.

1006
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 1: Got caught by Grandma and she asked for red house.

1007
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 1: I had no idea that Granny smokes too. She's eighty two.

1008
00:53:30,520 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 1: Oh mg, she's so cool. She even asked my cousin

1009
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: for kiss to Christmas. Jess awesome this he know me

1010
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:46,160
Speaker 1: and Grandma have them. She's everything's closed except Chinese quizzy. Grandma,

1011
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 1: cousin and me humped in the Christmas shomming for everyone

1012
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: at least not up all right. Remember you can hear

1013
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 1: that song. You can check out all the songs from

1014
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 1: them when we unveil a new parody song at this

1015
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,520
Speaker 1: time every single weekday at the Juilshow dot com. You

1016
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,839
Speaker 1: can also follow us on social media at the Jubil Show.

1017
00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 1: You can follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,

1018
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Evan on the radio,

1019
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand