Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of might
Speaker 1: just get.
Speaker 2: Hit with a Ricoh oh you might you just you
Speaker 2: might just did get hit with a Rico?
Speaker 1: Don wow wow wow, oh boy.
Speaker 2: Trump got it locked like Jamaican hair. He did keep
Speaker 2: about to get locked up like Jamaican hair.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean nobody told him we're on summer vacation.
Speaker 1: Don't nobody do anything illegal? Exactly like the Drake lyric exactly.
Speaker 2: So probably one of his worst bars ever, but hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: we're all we do what we can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this podcast going forward, just a note to the
Speaker 1: listeners will require a knowledge of the song Rico or
Speaker 1: just smelling Drake.
Speaker 2: Just know that when people go, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: that thing, they just keep that annoying fucking That's what
Speaker 2: we're playing, Okay, just saying we might just get hit
Speaker 2: with you might just get hit with that Rico charge.
Speaker 1: That's true, dude.
Speaker 2: The felonies just are stacking for this guy.
Speaker 1: Ninety one. He is putting up numbers ninety one felonies.
Speaker 2: Ninety one at the garden.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is an all time record for a president. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one more, it would be an all time record for
Speaker 1: uh you know, an NBA player in a single game
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, he's topping Kobe numbers right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's uh so we're gonna talk a little bit more
Speaker 1: about it on tomorrow's episode. But absolutely these ones feel different.
Speaker 1: He's last thirteen.
Speaker 2: They really.
Speaker 1: It was like a weird escalating thing how these rolled out,
Speaker 1: where the first one was like Stormy Daniels like that
Speaker 1: felt the least impact for yeah, wow, we knew about that.
Speaker 2: And there's also there's real note there's no real possibility
Speaker 2: of jail time even if he's convicted with that, right,
Speaker 2: So it's like, okay, fine, but these.
Speaker 1: This one feels like the climactic indictment of the president
Speaker 1: and many others down in Georgia. So these are these
Speaker 1: are different, as people are pointing out, because he can't
Speaker 1: really pardon himself in Georgia assuming the charges actually stick
Speaker 1: and he is president. They like it, So the National Review,
Speaker 1: because I always like to go and see, like, well,
Speaker 1: what's everybody else saying, because the mainstream take is this
Speaker 1: is bad. Has he got he's gonna run for president
Speaker 1: while defending himself against ninety one felony indictments. That seems hard.
Speaker 1: It seems like he's going to be busy. The National
Speaker 1: Reviews take is like, you know, this is all smoking mirrors, folks,
Speaker 1: This is they don't got anything. This is just a
Speaker 1: political play. Oh yeah, everybody's trying to everybody's trying to
Speaker 1: make a name for themselves. So they're questioning whether they said,
Speaker 1: you know, a conspiracy they could probably prove because he
Speaker 1: didn't get away with it. Yeah, so like conspiracy was
Speaker 1: what I think some people were expecting. Would not have
Speaker 1: been as fun because we wouldn't have gotten to have
Speaker 1: this drop.
Speaker 2: Now, no, it has to be a reco charges.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: On Foxers they're saying there's nothing illegal about asking questions,
Speaker 2: which is the thrust. Now, y'all are running out of
Speaker 2: gas very rapidly. Here's a fucking creature we have not
Speaker 2: really talked about recently. Remember the governor of Georgia, Brian Kemp,
Speaker 2: that fucking goon we used to talk about a lot.
Speaker 2: He's been pretty quiet. Well, he just came out because
Speaker 2: he's the governor of Georgia, and Trump's been like I
Speaker 2: would completely be exonerated, blah blah blah. Dude, Brian Kemp
Speaker 2: just came out and said the twenty twenty election in
Speaker 2: Georgia was not stolen for the yearly three years now,
Speaker 2: anyone with evidence of fraud has failed to come forward
Speaker 2: under oath and prove anything in the court of law,
Speaker 2: and goes on to just kind of be like, you're
Speaker 2: not gonna find any help from over here. So I
Speaker 2: don't know, we'll see what happens. Jenna Ellis, who is
Speaker 2: the one lawyer who you know, apparently has made up
Speaker 2: you know, they've all made fools of themselves. She's now
Speaker 2: just out here saying Jesus is going to save her
Speaker 2: from being convicted.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 2: So that's where we're at in her cycle of acceptance here.
Speaker 2: And the other thing we've heard though, too, is that
Speaker 2: like the Trump pack may not be covering her legal expenses,
Speaker 2: and that's because she spoke positively about Ron DeSantis. So
Speaker 2: if that's true. Again, that's like alleged. I'm not sure
Speaker 2: exactly if that's true or not, but uh, just wild
Speaker 2: to see how that like lack there's no loyalty fucking anywhere,
Speaker 2: and even Trump's like, I need you to have my back,
Speaker 2: but fuck it, you were backing dissentists.
Speaker 3: Little Rob Sentis.
Speaker 2: Then guess what you don't get any of pack money
Speaker 2: for your legal fees.
Speaker 1: It's uh, we've seen a time and time again. You
Speaker 1: hate to see it. But anybody who thinks they're going
Speaker 1: to get any sort of loyalty from him, he is
Speaker 1: a He is a one way street. He is a
Speaker 1: black hole that demands loyalty, demands resources. Uh No, he's
Speaker 1: not given much out though. Yeah, that never has if
Speaker 1: you if you go back and do a little research
Speaker 1: into his career.
Speaker 2: Oh yo, Oh, hold on, Jenna Elis Man, the quotes
Speaker 2: get better and better with these fucking craven just diabolical people.
Speaker 1: Jesus, shake the wheel is not something they teach you
Speaker 1: in driver's ed. Like, that's not an actual way that
Speaker 1: you should be driving.
Speaker 2: I mean, first, her first thing was quote, the Democrats
Speaker 2: in the Fulton County dier are criminalizing the practice of law.
Speaker 2: I am resolved to trust the Lord, and I will
Speaker 2: simply continue to honor, praise, and serve him. I deeply
Speaker 2: appreciate all my friends who have reached out offering encouragement
Speaker 2: and support. Okay, that that works. I don't know if
Speaker 2: they teach you that in law school. But she has
Speaker 2: another a bit of a theory as to why she
Speaker 2: is part of this indictment thee and political idea of
Speaker 2: corporate guilt.
Speaker 1: Derek Chauvin is white.
Speaker 2: George Floyd is black, So Chauven is implicitly and automatically
Speaker 2: guilty of racism.
Speaker 1: So he must be punished. He must be made to
Speaker 1: pay for the sense of white people collectively. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: so that wasn't her talking about this. It seems like
Speaker 1: some necessary context though. That was her take on Derek Chauvin.
Speaker 2: Derek Chauvin, the man who murdered George Floyd, was saying
Speaker 2: that she was sacrificed to quote pay for the sins
Speaker 2: of white people collectively. So I liked that. Guess yes,
Speaker 2: that is good context to see how accountability.
Speaker 3: Is viewed through this specific lens.
Speaker 2: Is paying for the sins of white people collectively. That's
Speaker 2: what it is, folks. That's why I had to try
Speaker 2: and overthrow an election.
Speaker 1: All right, So we'll be we'll be continuing to keep
Speaker 1: our eye on the most indicted president. Is there somebody
Speaker 1: facing more indictments currently in the United States? I'd be
Speaker 1: interested to know, Oppo, Yeah, you're not joking, Like no,
Speaker 1: for real, Like who else is facing ninety one felony indictments.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's see or felony charges. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 2: we'll have to work. I think it's gonna take some
Speaker 2: some digging. But I mean, obviously as president, then fucking
Speaker 2: nobody's come fucking close.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so in some ways it's impressive. All right,
Speaker 1: let's talk about the blind Side, the Waite Savior family movie.
Speaker 2: Dude top only had ten counts of a superseding indictment.
Speaker 2: I guess he was really simple with what he did.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, anyway, sorry, the blind Side, Yes.
Speaker 1: The blind Side, Yeah, what's it? The toy?
Speaker 2: I think they're two wey Yeah? Yeah, Michael Or So
Speaker 2: if y'all remember one of the og White Savior films,
Speaker 2: The blind Side, about the guy Michael Or who's a
Speaker 2: football player, got adopted by this white family and then
Speaker 2: like they supported all the way to his professional career,
Speaker 2: he is out here suing the family that quote unquote
Speaker 2: adopted him because he said it was not an adoption
Speaker 2: at all. He said he was like duped into signing
Speaker 2: paperwork on his eighteenth birthday that he believed were adoption
Speaker 2: papers that were like made him part of their family,
Speaker 2: but he was put under a conservatorship.
Speaker 1: Jesus, and what Britney spears was.
Speaker 2: Under yes, where they had control, like full control. U
Speaker 2: sorry to bring up Janey Jackson, but anyway, full control
Speaker 2: over everything. And now what he's saying. He claims that
Speaker 2: the family basically took all the proceeds from the film
Speaker 2: for themselves, and he's asked out he hasn't seen a
Speaker 2: dime of it. One of the sons has come out
Speaker 2: and was like, hey, I get it. If I were him,
Speaker 2: i'd be mad too. All we got was fourteen grand
Speaker 2: that came out of the author's side of the deal
Speaker 2: or whatever. But he's claiming that there could be more money.
Speaker 2: Not sure exactly what's going on there. We got white saviors,
Speaker 2: we got conservatorships, we got royalties.
Speaker 3: It's like very in the zeitgeist right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got He's claiming that the family got fourteen
Speaker 1: thousand dollars for that movie.
Speaker 2: He's claiming that the guy who wrote the book was
Speaker 2: like Michael Lewis or someone who wrote the book The
Speaker 2: blind Side, basically his from like when they I guess
Speaker 2: when they bought the rights to it. He cut them
Speaker 2: in on his end of it, like he gave that
Speaker 2: what he got, and so that ended up being like
Speaker 2: fourteen grand a person.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Well, another one will be keeping our eye on,
Speaker 1: but it seems like a mess. There was also somebody
Speaker 1: who was like, I hope that the judicial system shows
Speaker 1: them all the kindness and consideration that they show to
Speaker 1: wait staffs in the town where they live. So that
Speaker 1: could either mean like the wait staffs really love the
Speaker 1: Toy family and you know, they're really nice to everyone.
Speaker 1: That didn't seem to be the implication.
Speaker 2: But we'll Yeah, I like that. There are people on
Speaker 2: Twitter being like Sandra Bullock needs to come up off
Speaker 2: that Oscar. It's like, well, that's fine, but hey, I hope,
Speaker 2: I hope. I mean if that's true, like that's really
Speaker 2: that's just so fucked up, Like the layers are fucked up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like whatever the money was on the movie,
Speaker 1: Like did they get a big chunk of the money
Speaker 1: from his contract? I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's a thing. I'm curious exactly what all the legal
Speaker 2: parts are here. But like cause at first, like my
Speaker 2: cynical thing is like I don't know, maybe this guy
Speaker 2: didn't have his shit together, And then he realized he
Speaker 2: left a lot of money on the table when like
Speaker 2: the movie came out, and then it's trying to find
Speaker 2: somebody to sue or which is also believable. These people
Speaker 2: just straight up are like, yeah, so you're a cash cow.
Speaker 2: Sign this paperwork, and now like we can actually decide
Speaker 2: to put you in some kind of facility if we want,
Speaker 2: because we have total control over your like medical everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we'll see, we're gonna take a quick break.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come back and have a whole culinary segment.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back and uh, you know,
Speaker 1: our regular listeners will know we're kind of foodies around here.
Speaker 1: Oh to pay attention to the finer culinary arts. And
Speaker 1: we got a couple stories coming bing bang boom about
Speaker 1: the world of high dining, high dining in some cases.
Speaker 1: So McDonald's new mcflurry is getting raves miles.
Speaker 2: And I've had it, okay, the peanut butter crunch mcflurry.
Speaker 1: The peanut butter crunch mcflurry.
Speaker 2: This is the thing I hate about capitalism is like
Speaker 2: I have my guilty pleasures like this, and then I
Speaker 2: get excited and then I'm ending up making free fucking
Speaker 2: rats for McDonald's. But I have to tell people. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: I have a problem, especially with breakfast. Brian knows. Brian
Speaker 2: also has a problem with McDonald's breakfast. We just can't
Speaker 2: kick this shit. But the fucking so I went for
Speaker 2: a mcflurry regular and I saw that they got this
Speaker 2: new peanut butter crunch it. Let's let's try it out.
Speaker 2: It's it's pretty good. It's like it's it's crispy. It's uh,
Speaker 2: it's not like sometimes when I think of like like
Speaker 2: remember remember when there used to be the butterfinger mcflury
Speaker 2: back in the day. But you know, butterfinger has that
Speaker 2: way of just staying in your teeth, like in the
Speaker 2: crevices of your teeth, like when you just chew.
Speaker 1: On it a sweet treat every time I lick my molars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you like to do every night you go
Speaker 2: to bed with a with a with a fully intact
Speaker 2: butter finger in your mouth, so you have sweet dreams,
Speaker 2: as my buddy keV would say.
Speaker 4: But anyway, yeah, it's it's like I'm I'm I was.
Speaker 4: I'm happy with it for sure. Yeah, second time, yeah,
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: So. The the ingredients are peanut butter, cream, cookies, fudge
Speaker 1: coated peanut brittle, chocolate, peanut butter, yummy chap, Yummy chow,
Speaker 1: and peanut butter cereal squares, and the writer for the
Speaker 1: takeout said that the overall effect is like you've had
Speaker 1: a handful of reces puffed cereal like crunched up into
Speaker 1: your Yeah ice cream.
Speaker 2: That tracks.
Speaker 1: I want a little more like real chocolated chocolate in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine so.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to be fully transparent here.
Speaker 2: When I ordered it the first time, I got it
Speaker 2: with oreoles too because I was high, and I said, Yo,
Speaker 2: let me get the oreole and the peanut butter crunch
Speaker 2: in there. And guys like say, less, uh wow, so
Speaker 2: may I may have muddled it a bit, but those
Speaker 2: elements are absolutely there. And I realized, oh, what they're
Speaker 2: talking about. Yummy chow. That's uh, that's what we call
Speaker 2: puppy chow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, puppy chow. Yeah, mud whatever, mud buddies, mud buddy, muddy,
Speaker 1: mighty buddies, I think is what depending on where you are.
Speaker 1: But the check anyways, Yeah, I'm intrigued. I'm excited to
Speaker 1: try it. It does feel like the food food critics
Speaker 1: when when they write about mcflurry's it's oftentimes pretty glowing.
Speaker 1: Like I think the last new mcflur we talked about
Speaker 1: was the strawberry shortcake, which I never got. Never got
Speaker 1: my mouth on.
Speaker 2: The cookie pie.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna lie. That's an l.
Speaker 2: If you that Oreoki pie they have, it's it's.
Speaker 3: A fucking l. I'm sorry, Wow, it is not good.
Speaker 3: It's like completely misses the mark.
Speaker 2: Is that a mcflurry, No, it's like a it's like
Speaker 2: their apple pie, but it's like oreole sort of cookie
Speaker 2: crust and in the middle it just looks like a
Speaker 2: trough of goo, which is like the cream, and so
Speaker 2: like when you eat it, it's like it's so much
Speaker 2: chemically flavored. It tastes like overly chemically, which, coming from
Speaker 2: a guy who eats taco bell all the time, should
Speaker 2: give you an idea of like where the fuck the
Speaker 2: bar is at all?
Speaker 1: Right? Next food item, Yes, Duncan Donuts wants to get
Speaker 1: you hammered if you live in Boston. I don't know
Speaker 1: if they're gonna see much take up from this offer, though,
Speaker 1: because Bostonians famously not a big group of drinkers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they like heroin from the movies, I've seen.
Speaker 1: That's right, but this is a it's called Duncan spiked
Speaker 1: and it's it's not actually going to be served out
Speaker 1: of dunkin Donuts, which kind of gets in the way
Speaker 1: of the promise as far as I'm concerned, yes, which
Speaker 1: is to just like bring the atmosphere of a Boston
Speaker 1: bar into the atmosphere of a Boston dunkin Donuts, which
Speaker 1: I would enjoy experiencing at the remove of viral videos
Speaker 1: as they rolled in.
Speaker 2: But it's just like, I like, they're like, you can
Speaker 2: start and end your day with duncan. No the fuck
Speaker 2: I will not. And like, so it's spiked iced tea
Speaker 2: and spiked iced coffee.
Speaker 3: I don't know, y'all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to kill us. They're trying to kill us, trying
Speaker 1: to kill you, Boston.
Speaker 2: But like that doesn't conceptually doesn't appeal to me. Like
Speaker 2: I've never reached for us a hard tea in my
Speaker 2: life or fucking like you know, sure you have like
Speaker 2: Baileys and coffee or something, but that's like like you know,
Speaker 2: fucking maybe once a year type shit. Not Oh, I
Speaker 2: can't wait to have a kolatta with malt alcohol.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, the fuck are we gonna do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me somebody who went through a period where I
Speaker 1: really liked, uh, stimulants and alcohol. I still like there's
Speaker 1: something about like Irish coffees that just like made me
Speaker 1: feel like I.
Speaker 2: Had the flu, Like I was just like god, oh,
Speaker 2: like the sensation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like I just felt like tired, but also
Speaker 1: like weird, Like I don't know, my heart wasn't tired,
Speaker 1: but the rest of my body was. So I never
Speaker 1: really fucked with that that much.
Speaker 2: No, it's that's a that's such an acquired taste. But
Speaker 2: I don't know, folks, I don't know if y'all are
Speaker 2: that in the you know, I have to ask Jamie Loftus,
Speaker 2: who famously will try a spiked alcohol type thing. And
Speaker 2: then with the intersection of Duncan culture, I wonder if
Speaker 2: that that gets her off for Dunkey for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I think it probably will. So well,
Speaker 1: you know, this will be uh, I think I think
Speaker 1: we'll be monitoring this, the police will be monitoring this,
Speaker 1: but you know, it'll only be available in twelve states
Speaker 1: because any more than that we we'd be looking at
Speaker 1: potential anarchy in the street. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: That, plus the rich men north of Richmond is Actually
Speaker 2: those are the seeds of revolution, folks.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't say that lightly, but it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, America, as a superroducer Brian put it, America loves
Speaker 1: being wide awake drunk.
Speaker 2: Exactly. I like to be browned out but look fully aware.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just why not? Yeah, wide eyed in a blackout
Speaker 1: wide eyed. Blacked out America runs on duncan not necessarily
Speaker 1: in a straight line though, you know, they're curving around
Speaker 1: And we'll save the story about fucking in the back
Speaker 1: of robotaxis for another day. But just so you know,
Speaker 1: that's what we call it. Tease.
Speaker 2: Yah're gonna love it, trust me.
Speaker 1: Those are the things that are trending on this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with a whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be
Speaker 1: kind to yourself, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about
Speaker 1: white the premises, and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,