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Speaker 1: your favorite store. Second date Update. One of our listeners, Jordan,
Speaker 1: sent us an email asking for a second date update.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're kind of obligated to take his
Speaker 1: phone call because he says he got his first date
Speaker 1: idea from listening to our show. Oh so, in a way,
Speaker 1: it's kind of our fault. He's getting ghosted right now.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a positive. I guess it's ducks.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's not getting a call back from this woman.
Speaker 1: But Jordan, did you take her to the cafeteria at
Speaker 1: the courthouse to interview criminals? Like Jose segment what you're
Speaker 1: doing at the courthouse? No? No, no, okay, what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Dog shot? Collar shot? That's kind of romantic.
Speaker 1: You shot lasers for lasers? All good ideas, but the
Speaker 1: one I rolled with was the TikTok target date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that I was supposed to go on with my husband
Speaker 1: and we haven't gotten around to it yet. It didn't
Speaker 1: well to remind our listeners if you didn't hear that,
Speaker 1: there was a TikTok trend for a date night activity
Speaker 1: where one person walks up and down the aisles at
Speaker 1: target with their arms flapping up and down, and the
Speaker 1: other person walks behind them and randomly says stop and
Speaker 1: then whatever item your arms are pointing at, you have
Speaker 1: to figure out how to include that into your date night.
Speaker 1: And the idea is are supposed to get your food,
Speaker 1: your entertainment, and then just something maybe weird. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's what you did, Jordan. Yeah, that's exactly what we did.
Speaker 1: So I can start at the beginning. That's a good
Speaker 1: place to start usually. Yeah, I like this, Jordan. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's the girl's name? Can we start there? Yeah? Ariel.
Speaker 1: I met her on an app and when I threw
Speaker 1: out the suggestion, So I gotta give you guys a
Speaker 1: little bit of props because that seems to be the
Speaker 1: thing that made her go for it. She seems down
Speaker 1: for it, seemed kind of fun. I kind of liked it.
Speaker 1: So it seemed like something like not a traditional like
Speaker 1: just take you to coffee or something like right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really creating. Well, I mean, Aerial is a woman
Speaker 1: and this involves target, so there's no way she's gonna
Speaker 1: say no, this is a bad precedent to set the
Speaker 1: first date because if you guys end up in a relationship,
Speaker 1: you're doing target every weekend, every week. Yeah, so how
Speaker 1: did the target date go? Well, we got the weirdest items, Like,
Speaker 1: she's the one who was doing the flapping, so I
Speaker 1: don't know if she was trying to make it extra weird.
Speaker 1: But what'd you get? Six pack of paper towels? And
Speaker 1: that was like, okay, we could do something with that.
Speaker 1: Clean your apartment. Okay, we got frozen peas, it's not
Speaker 1: that bad. Okay, chocolate milk all right, Yeah, sounds like
Speaker 1: one of my meals I'm feeding to my three year old.
Speaker 1: And this is where it may went a little south,
Speaker 1: is we got adult diapers on the day. Yeah, did
Speaker 1: you incorporate everything? Oh yeah, Oh there's still one more item.
Speaker 1: We got some entertainment to go along with it, which
Speaker 1: was Bob's Builders box set. What did the cashier say
Speaker 1: is you're checking out with adult diapers and Bob the Builders,
Speaker 1: And she gave us the looks like, this is a
Speaker 1: random set of items. But she didn't say anything for
Speaker 1: chilling or they would maybe assume that you're a married
Speaker 1: couple and you have some kids at home that you're
Speaker 1: shopping for and some pelvic floor issues and no judgment here.
Speaker 1: So what did Ariel think about all this stuff? She
Speaker 1: thought it was as random and weird as I was.
Speaker 1: But she's like up for that stuff. You know. She
Speaker 1: had blue hair, which is kind of random and really
Speaker 1: doesn't match her name though, very disappointing. Yeah, so what
Speaker 1: do you guys do? So we didn't at her place
Speaker 1: and we mashed the peace. So we had a mashed
Speaker 1: pea dinner. It sounds like a terrible British dish, okay.
Speaker 1: And then so we cleaned up with the paper towels.
Speaker 1: Obviously easy one, right, And then after that we sat
Speaker 1: on the couch and we had to deal with an
Speaker 1: adult diaper, so we decided to put on the adult
Speaker 1: diapers over the clothes. I can figure you too, sitting
Speaker 1: the adult diapers. Ye were you laughing? What was the
Speaker 1: what was the vibe? Well, it's half laughing at the
Speaker 1: other person and half embarrassment, and they're looking at you
Speaker 1: in an adult diaper. Oh god, so you're so you're
Speaker 1: sitting on the couch at her apartment in adult diapers,
Speaker 1: sipping chocolate milk and watching Bob the Builder. Yes, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even think I have to ask. You. Guys
Speaker 1: definitely hooked up after that. You would think you right
Speaker 1: nailed it. And here's kind of what's prompting my call
Speaker 1: is she was like, Hey, my roommate's coming home. This
Speaker 1: is gonna look really weird and sorry, did she ask
Speaker 1: you to take the diaper? She quick get out of here.
Speaker 1: I thought it would be pretty memorable to walk away
Speaker 1: where in the diaper? So I kept it on. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, why do you think she isn't calling you back? Broh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I get it. The date was a little quirky,
Speaker 1: but we seem that she seemed to be a good
Speaker 1: sport about it. And then so now she's like, hasn't
Speaker 1: really been getting back to me, and I'm kind of thinking,
Speaker 1: like was it the adult diaper or like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think I know even though I a thousand percent
Speaker 1: endorsed the target date and I want to do it myself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it may have been too silly, Like you guys didn't
Speaker 1: get enough time to get to know each other. There's
Speaker 1: not a lot of room for sex appeal when you're
Speaker 1: sitting in an adult diaper eating mashed up pee. Speak
Speaker 1: for yourself. I am doing that when I go home
Speaker 1: this weekend. I mean, did you did you feel chemistry
Speaker 1: with her at all? Or was that just kind of impossible?
Speaker 1: You'd be surprised how open you guys will be wearing
Speaker 1: an adult diaper when you break the walls down. Let's
Speaker 1: find out. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back.
Speaker 1: We'll call Ariel for you. Can you at least ask
Speaker 1: her how the episode ended when Bob the Builder losses
Speaker 1: tools that's really been killing you can fix it? End
Speaker 1: of season cliffhanger. We'll play a song, will come back,
Speaker 1: and we'll ask her. You want to know how to
Speaker 1: properly seduce a woman? Sugar, You came to the right
Speaker 1: place first. You got a cruise on into that taj
Speaker 1: We stuck up on frozen peas and chocolate milk in
Speaker 1: a large pack of extra absorbent to do'te diapers. If
Speaker 1: you really want to leave him moaning more, you better
Speaker 1: reach for that DVD box set of Bob the Builder.
Speaker 1: Can he fix it, you tell me, baby, I wish
Speaker 1: I was making any of that up crazy. That's actually
Speaker 1: what one of our listeners, Jordan did for his first date. Now.
Speaker 1: He did that because of the TikTok target trend that
Speaker 1: we talked about on our show, where you take someone
Speaker 1: to target, you grab a bunch of random items off
Speaker 1: the shelves and figure out how to turn those things
Speaker 1: into a fun date night. And those were the items
Speaker 1: that they ended up with, peas, paper towels, chocolate milk,
Speaker 1: a DVD of The Bob the Builder, and adult diapers.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, man, I don't know if I would
Speaker 1: have picked the aisle with the adult diapers in it
Speaker 1: to even go down. I know, how did you not
Speaker 1: hit the wine aisle in this old drif in retrospect,
Speaker 1: I would have picked different aisles, but I don't go
Speaker 1: to target that much. Oh my god, aisle. I mean
Speaker 1: even the towel aisle would have been better. Good. Well,
Speaker 1: now his date Ariel is not calling him back after
Speaker 1: what was actually kind of a romantic attempt at a date.
Speaker 1: But it was still a fun date. Yea. They was great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she should appreciate it was silly. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's give her a call and try and figure out
Speaker 1: where her head is at. You're ready to do this, Jordan? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm actually kind of excited to hear this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm rooting for you here. So let's stout the number.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Hello, Hi is this Ariel? Yes, Hi Ariel.
Speaker 1: My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh? Fine? Good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: answer we've ever heard? Yeah, but also a little bit
Speaker 1: a little bit of anger behind that I heard when
Speaker 1: a woman says fine. Anyway. The reason I'm calling is
Speaker 1: we're doing a segment called a second date update. Have
Speaker 1: you ever heard of that before? Uh? No? What is that?
Speaker 1: So basically, that's where if you go out with someone
Speaker 1: and afterwards, if your date isn't calling you back, you
Speaker 1: can email our show and we'll reach out to them
Speaker 1: for you to ask them the reason why. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: And so recently you went out with a guy named Jordan.
Speaker 1: Oh huh. I feel like we have to take some
Speaker 1: blame for the target date that he told us about
Speaker 1: because he heard about it on our show. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: she told you about it. Yeah. Yeah, he told us
Speaker 1: that you went to Target together you ended up grabbing
Speaker 1: a bunch of random items, including frozen peas, chocolate milk,
Speaker 1: adult diapers, because he was like telling you into stop it.
Speaker 1: He did tell you that, Yeah, he told us the
Speaker 1: whole thing, and that you ended up going back to
Speaker 1: your place and using all those items and then watching
Speaker 1: Bob the Builder on your couch. He did want me
Speaker 1: to ask you how the episode of Bob the Builder
Speaker 1: that you kicked him out where he loses his tools.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk about it. I didn't watch it.
Speaker 1: So Jordan understands that it was a weird date, that
Speaker 1: it wasn't the most romantic thing, but he was just
Speaker 1: trying to roll with it. Can you maybe give him
Speaker 1: the benefit of the doubt there? Well, you're okay, so,
Speaker 1: like it was kind of funny at the time, you know,
Speaker 1: like and in the beginning, it's a funny idea. It's
Speaker 1: like not a standard date, which I'm all for. But
Speaker 1: then once we're back at my place and we're like
Speaker 1: starting to implement everything, I figure out what's going on,
Speaker 1: and I'm kicking myself because I'm like, why didn't I
Speaker 1: see this earlier. He totally did this on purpose. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, what did what? So, like I'd be flapping
Speaker 1: and like he would say stop, and we're in the
Speaker 1: frozen food section, you know, and like I look up
Speaker 1: where my arm is pointing, and I think I'm pointing
Speaker 1: at dessert and he's like, oh, it's frozen peas. And
Speaker 1: then like going past toothpaste and mouthwashed and like capstick,
Speaker 1: you know, all these like romantic date kind of things.
Speaker 1: You think toothpaste and mouthwashes will be well, okay, it
Speaker 1: could set you up for a good makeout session exactly.
Speaker 1: So like this is what I'm thinking. And then we're
Speaker 1: past it and we're in adult diapers and I'm surrounded
Speaker 1: by them because yeah, and then like okay, adult diapers
Speaker 1: just like getting weird. But again, you know, like at
Speaker 1: that point, I'm still thinking this is hilarious. We're gonna
Speaker 1: like make it funny. Yeah, don't. I mean, you don't
Speaker 1: think that's his intent? Now? Well no, And here's the thing.
Speaker 1: So once we're back at my place and we're like
Speaker 1: getting it set up, I'm putting on a diaper and
Speaker 1: he's asking me to help with his and I'm like
Speaker 1: helping him put on this diaper. It's a little weird.
Speaker 1: And they were like settled into the couch and he's
Speaker 1: there with his mushy peas and his chocolate milk and
Speaker 1: he's watching Bob the Builder. I'm just looking over, thinking,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I got roped into a date with
Speaker 1: an adult baby, and I'm just definitely not into it.
Speaker 1: Time out, time out. I wouldn't call it time out, Ariel, Ariel,
Speaker 1: This is Jordan. Yeah, hold on, Jordan, I need to
Speaker 1: tell her Ariel. Jordan's been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and he wants to talk to you. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What am I doing? I'm trying
Speaker 1: to find out what went wrong with our date? And
Speaker 1: now I'm finding out what went wrong with our date.
Speaker 1: And you're thinking that I somehow have this evil genius
Speaker 1: plan to get dressed up like a baby like you were.
Speaker 1: Everything was randomly picked like random. It wasn't random. I
Speaker 1: swear to you. I was pointing at ice cream sandwiches
Speaker 1: and you pick peas. I don't know target, okay, Like
Speaker 1: I don't even prone to very much. Yeah. The only
Speaker 1: time he's gone he was riding inside one of those
Speaker 1: little red cars you couldn't see. Oh, give him a break.
Speaker 1: I mean, can you understand why she would think that though, Jordan, well,
Speaker 1: I understand that. Okay, hey, yes we are wearing adult diapers.
Speaker 1: But that was kind of the point, was that it
Speaker 1: was this random, fun date. You just said that was
Speaker 1: the plan to be wearing adult diapers. You just said it.
Speaker 1: You said it. You picked all of the little papering,
Speaker 1: and the plan would be random and fun. And I
Speaker 1: don't have this like deep seated thing where I want
Speaker 1: to wear adult diapers and eat peas around you milk
Speaker 1: and no. But like listen, you kept saying you didn't
Speaker 1: know what Bob the Builder was. How did you know
Speaker 1: the theme song? You knew that theme song. It's just
Speaker 1: a catchy theme song after you hear it once or Chrysene,
Speaker 1: I know the Bob building. Everyone, Yeah, can fix it.
Speaker 1: Yes he can. I mean, that's it like saying it wrong,
Speaker 1: but that's builder can fix it. Oh whatever, Jeffrey, we're
Speaker 1: not talking about. I think I'm sorry sorry for Jeffrey's
Speaker 1: Bob to build their flex over there. But I actually
Speaker 1: honestly believe Jordan. I think that he totally screwed up
Speaker 1: the date and I think that, you know, Jordan, maybe
Speaker 1: like the wine aisle and like a game of Twister
Speaker 1: may have been something you wanted to point out instead cheat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but men are just terrible planners sometimes. I mean, they
Speaker 1: not all men, but he is Jordan is we are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure he actually looked kind of cute in
Speaker 1: that diaper. No, Jeffrey, No, no, it was not cute,
Speaker 1: you know, And like all I'm I'm doing them, sitting
Speaker 1: there thinking like just wait until date number two happens,
Speaker 1: and like it gets even weirder and he's sitting on
Speaker 1: my lap and I'm like scream seating a mash bananas.
Speaker 1: That is ridiculous. That would never happen, Like I have
Speaker 1: friends though, no, you just don't like me and my friends,
Speaker 1: like we're fans of the show. So there's people listening
Speaker 1: that I know that are going, oh, what the heck's
Speaker 1: wrong with Jordan right now? And I'm like, whoa, But
Speaker 1: well you're it's okay, Jordan. You need to come down.
Speaker 1: You are right about one thing. That date would never
Speaker 1: happen unless I ask her right now, Ariel, would you
Speaker 1: like to go out on one more day? Stop? Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: I'm over here having PTSD. No, come on, we'll throw
Speaker 1: the baby's arrow skift card just for good measure. He's joking,
Speaker 1: He's joking, Ariel, I think Jordan is a good guy.
Speaker 1: He puts some effort in it went wrong. Is there
Speaker 1: any way you can like erase the image of him
Speaker 1: an adult diaper from your mind? Give him one more chance? Please? No,
Speaker 1: it is just too freaky for me. Yeah, we tried, Jordan. Ultimately,
Speaker 1: I think it was obviously I was just trying to
Speaker 1: have fun. It's not obvious that I was trying to
Speaker 1: be like at an adult baby, all right, Jordan, Well, man,
Speaker 1: I feel bad about how this ended, and we normally
Speaker 1: don't do this, but instead of paying for a second date,
Speaker 1: we'll offer to pay for that Bob the Builder shot
Speaker 1: so you can find out finally how that episode finishes. Closure. Yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll take it. I'm away. Can we build it? Yes?
Speaker 1: We yeah, Moving ninety two point five