WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: TikTok Target Date Challenge

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<v Speaker 1>your favorite store. Second date Update. One of our listeners, Jordan,

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<v Speaker 1>sent us an email asking for a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like we're kind of obligated to take his

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<v Speaker 1>phone call because he says he got his first date

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<v Speaker 1>idea from listening to our show. Oh so, in a way,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of our fault. He's getting ghosted right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a positive. I guess it's ducks.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, he's not getting a call back from this woman.

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<v Speaker 1>But Jordan, did you take her to the cafeteria at

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<v Speaker 1>the courthouse to interview criminals? Like Jose segment what you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing at the courthouse? No? No, no, okay, what are

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about? Dog shot? Collar shot? That's kind of romantic.

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<v Speaker 1>You shot lasers for lasers? All good ideas, but the

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<v Speaker 1>one I rolled with was the TikTok target date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that I was supposed to go on with my husband

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<v Speaker 1>and we haven't gotten around to it yet. It didn't

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<v Speaker 1>well to remind our listeners if you didn't hear that,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a TikTok trend for a date night activity

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<v Speaker 1>where one person walks up and down the aisles at

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<v Speaker 1>target with their arms flapping up and down, and the

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<v Speaker 1>other person walks behind them and randomly says stop and

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<v Speaker 1>then whatever item your arms are pointing at, you have

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out how to include that into your date night.

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<v Speaker 1>And the idea is are supposed to get your food,

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<v Speaker 1>your entertainment, and then just something maybe weird. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's what you did, Jordan. Yeah, that's exactly what we did.

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<v Speaker 1>So I can start at the beginning. That's a good

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<v Speaker 1>place to start usually. Yeah, I like this, Jordan. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the girl's name? Can we start there? Yeah? Ariel.

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<v Speaker 1>I met her on an app and when I threw

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<v Speaker 1>out the suggestion, So I gotta give you guys a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of props because that seems to be the

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<v Speaker 1>thing that made her go for it. She seems down

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<v Speaker 1>for it, seemed kind of fun. I kind of liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it seemed like something like not a traditional like

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<v Speaker 1>just take you to coffee or something like right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really creating. Well, I mean, Aerial is a woman

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<v Speaker 1>and this involves target, so there's no way she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say no, this is a bad precedent to set the

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<v Speaker 1>first date because if you guys end up in a relationship,

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<v Speaker 1>you're doing target every weekend, every week. Yeah, so how

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<v Speaker 1>did the target date go? Well, we got the weirdest items, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's the one who was doing the flapping, so I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if she was trying to make it extra weird.

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<v Speaker 1>But what'd you get? Six pack of paper towels? And

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<v Speaker 1>that was like, okay, we could do something with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Clean your apartment. Okay, we got frozen peas, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>that bad. Okay, chocolate milk all right, Yeah, sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>one of my meals I'm feeding to my three year old.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is where it may went a little south,

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<v Speaker 1>is we got adult diapers on the day. Yeah, did

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<v Speaker 1>you incorporate everything? Oh yeah, Oh there's still one more item.

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<v Speaker 1>We got some entertainment to go along with it, which

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<v Speaker 1>was Bob's Builders box set. What did the cashier say

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<v Speaker 1>is you're checking out with adult diapers and Bob the Builders,

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<v Speaker 1>And she gave us the looks like, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>random set of items. But she didn't say anything for

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<v Speaker 1>chilling or they would maybe assume that you're a married

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<v Speaker 1>couple and you have some kids at home that you're

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<v Speaker 1>shopping for and some pelvic floor issues and no judgment here.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did Ariel think about all this stuff? She

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was as random and weird as I was.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's like up for that stuff. You know. She

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<v Speaker 1>had blue hair, which is kind of random and really

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't match her name though, very disappointing. Yeah, so what

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<v Speaker 1>do you guys do? So we didn't at her place

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<v Speaker 1>and we mashed the peace. So we had a mashed

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<v Speaker 1>pea dinner. It sounds like a terrible British dish, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And then so we cleaned up with the paper towels.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously easy one, right, And then after that we sat

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<v Speaker 1>on the couch and we had to deal with an

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<v Speaker 1>adult diaper, so we decided to put on the adult

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<v Speaker 1>diapers over the clothes. I can figure you too, sitting

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<v Speaker 1>the adult diapers. Ye were you laughing? What was the

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<v Speaker 1>what was the vibe? Well, it's half laughing at the

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<v Speaker 1>other person and half embarrassment, and they're looking at you

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<v Speaker 1>in an adult diaper. Oh god, so you're so you're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on the couch at her apartment in adult diapers,

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<v Speaker 1>sipping chocolate milk and watching Bob the Builder. Yes, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think I have to ask. You. Guys

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<v Speaker 1>definitely hooked up after that. You would think you right

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<v Speaker 1>nailed it. And here's kind of what's prompting my call

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<v Speaker 1>is she was like, Hey, my roommate's coming home. This

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna look really weird and sorry, did she ask

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<v Speaker 1>you to take the diaper? She quick get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it would be pretty memorable to walk away

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<v Speaker 1>where in the diaper? So I kept it on. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, why do you think she isn't calling you back? Broh? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like I get it. The date was a little quirky,

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<v Speaker 1>but we seem that she seemed to be a good

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<v Speaker 1>sport about it. And then so now she's like, hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>really been getting back to me, and I'm kind of thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>like was it the adult diaper or like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I know even though I a thousand percent

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<v Speaker 1>endorsed the target date and I want to do it myself. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it may have been too silly, Like you guys didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get enough time to get to know each other. There's

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<v Speaker 1>not a lot of room for sex appeal when you're

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<v Speaker 1>sitting in an adult diaper eating mashed up pee. Speak

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself. I am doing that when I go home

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<v Speaker 1>this weekend. I mean, did you did you feel chemistry

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<v Speaker 1>with her at all? Or was that just kind of impossible?

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<v Speaker 1>You'd be surprised how open you guys will be wearing

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<v Speaker 1>an adult diaper when you break the walls down. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>find out. We're gonna play a song, we'll come back.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll call Ariel for you. Can you at least ask

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<v Speaker 1>her how the episode ended when Bob the Builder losses

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<v Speaker 1>tools that's really been killing you can fix it? End

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<v Speaker 1>of season cliffhanger. We'll play a song, will come back,

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll ask her. You want to know how to

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<v Speaker 1>properly seduce a woman? Sugar, You came to the right

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<v Speaker 1>place first. You got a cruise on into that taj

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<v Speaker 1>We stuck up on frozen peas and chocolate milk in

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<v Speaker 1>a large pack of extra absorbent to do'te diapers. If

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<v Speaker 1>you really want to leave him moaning more, you better

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<v Speaker 1>reach for that DVD box set of Bob the Builder.

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<v Speaker 1>Can he fix it, you tell me, baby, I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I was making any of that up crazy. That's actually

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<v Speaker 1>what one of our listeners, Jordan did for his first date. Now.

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<v Speaker 1>He did that because of the TikTok target trend that

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about on our show, where you take someone

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<v Speaker 1>to target, you grab a bunch of random items off

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<v Speaker 1>the shelves and figure out how to turn those things

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<v Speaker 1>into a fun date night. And those were the items

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<v Speaker 1>that they ended up with, peas, paper towels, chocolate milk,

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<v Speaker 1>a DVD of The Bob the Builder, and adult diapers.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta say, man, I don't know if I would

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<v Speaker 1>have picked the aisle with the adult diapers in it

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<v Speaker 1>to even go down. I know, how did you not

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<v Speaker 1>hit the wine aisle in this old drif in retrospect,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have picked different aisles, but I don't go

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<v Speaker 1>to target that much. Oh my god, aisle. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>even the towel aisle would have been better. Good. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>now his date Ariel is not calling him back after

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<v Speaker 1>what was actually kind of a romantic attempt at a date.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was still a fun date. Yea. They was great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so she should appreciate it was silly. But I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's give her a call and try and figure out

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<v Speaker 1>where her head is at. You're ready to do this, Jordan? Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm actually kind of excited to hear this. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rooting for you here. So let's stout the number.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go. Hello, Hi is this Ariel? Yes, Hi Ariel.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning. How are you doing? Uh? Fine? Good? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>answer we've ever heard? Yeah, but also a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of anger behind that I heard when

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<v Speaker 1>a woman says fine. Anyway. The reason I'm calling is

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<v Speaker 1>we're doing a segment called a second date update. Have

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<v Speaker 1>you ever heard of that before? Uh? No? What is that?

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<v Speaker 1>So basically, that's where if you go out with someone

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<v Speaker 1>and afterwards, if your date isn't calling you back, you

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<v Speaker 1>can email our show and we'll reach out to them

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<v Speaker 1>for you to ask them the reason why. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And so recently you went out with a guy named Jordan.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh huh. I feel like we have to take some

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<v Speaker 1>blame for the target date that he told us about

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<v Speaker 1>because he heard about it on our show. Oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>she told you about it. Yeah. Yeah, he told us

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<v Speaker 1>that you went to Target together you ended up grabbing

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of random items, including frozen peas, chocolate milk,

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<v Speaker 1>adult diapers, because he was like telling you into stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>He did tell you that, Yeah, he told us the

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<v Speaker 1>whole thing, and that you ended up going back to

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<v Speaker 1>your place and using all those items and then watching

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<v Speaker 1>Bob the Builder on your couch. He did want me

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<v Speaker 1>to ask you how the episode of Bob the Builder

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<v Speaker 1>that you kicked him out where he loses his tools.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to talk about it. I didn't watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jordan understands that it was a weird date, that

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't the most romantic thing, but he was just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to roll with it. Can you maybe give him

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<v Speaker 1>the benefit of the doubt there? Well, you're okay, so,

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<v Speaker 1>like it was kind of funny at the time, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like and in the beginning, it's a funny idea. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like not a standard date, which I'm all for. But

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<v Speaker 1>then once we're back at my place and we're like

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<v Speaker 1>starting to implement everything, I figure out what's going on,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm kicking myself because I'm like, why didn't I

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<v Speaker 1>see this earlier. He totally did this on purpose. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, what did what? So, like I'd be flapping

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<v Speaker 1>and like he would say stop, and we're in the

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<v Speaker 1>frozen food section, you know, and like I look up

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<v Speaker 1>where my arm is pointing, and I think I'm pointing

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<v Speaker 1>at dessert and he's like, oh, it's frozen peas. And

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<v Speaker 1>then like going past toothpaste and mouthwashed and like capstick,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, all these like romantic date kind of things.

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<v Speaker 1>You think toothpaste and mouthwashes will be well, okay, it

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<v Speaker 1>could set you up for a good makeout session exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So like this is what I'm thinking. And then we're

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<v Speaker 1>past it and we're in adult diapers and I'm surrounded

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<v Speaker 1>by them because yeah, and then like okay, adult diapers

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<v Speaker 1>just like getting weird. But again, you know, like at

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<v Speaker 1>that point, I'm still thinking this is hilarious. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>like make it funny. Yeah, don't. I mean, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>think that's his intent? Now? Well no, And here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So once we're back at my place and we're like

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<v Speaker 1>getting it set up, I'm putting on a diaper and

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<v Speaker 1>he's asking me to help with his and I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>helping him put on this diaper. It's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 1>And they were like settled into the couch and he's

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<v Speaker 1>there with his mushy peas and his chocolate milk and

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<v Speaker 1>he's watching Bob the Builder. I'm just looking over, thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, I got roped into a date with

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<v Speaker 1>an adult baby, and I'm just definitely not into it.

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<v Speaker 1>Time out, time out. I wouldn't call it time out, Ariel, Ariel,

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<v Speaker 1>This is Jordan. Yeah, hold on, Jordan, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>tell her Ariel. Jordan's been on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>and he wants to talk to you. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing? What am I doing? I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find out what went wrong with our date? And

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm finding out what went wrong with our date.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're thinking that I somehow have this evil genius

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<v Speaker 1>plan to get dressed up like a baby like you were.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything was randomly picked like random. It wasn't random. I

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<v Speaker 1>swear to you. I was pointing at ice cream sandwiches

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<v Speaker 1>and you pick peas. I don't know target, okay, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even prone to very much. Yeah. The only

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<v Speaker 1>time he's gone he was riding inside one of those

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<v Speaker 1>little red cars you couldn't see. Oh, give him a break.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, can you understand why she would think that though, Jordan, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that. Okay, hey, yes we are wearing adult diapers.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was kind of the point, was that it

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<v Speaker 1>was this random, fun date. You just said that was

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<v Speaker 1>the plan to be wearing adult diapers. You just said it.

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<v Speaker 1>You said it. You picked all of the little papering,

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<v Speaker 1>and the plan would be random and fun. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have this like deep seated thing where I want

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<v Speaker 1>to wear adult diapers and eat peas around you milk

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<v Speaker 1>and no. But like listen, you kept saying you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what Bob the Builder was. How did you know

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<v Speaker 1>the theme song? You knew that theme song. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>a catchy theme song after you hear it once or Chrysene,

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<v Speaker 1>I know the Bob building. Everyone, Yeah, can fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes he can. I mean, that's it like saying it wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's builder can fix it. Oh whatever, Jeffrey, we're

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<v Speaker 1>not talking about. I think I'm sorry sorry for Jeffrey's

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<v Speaker 1>Bob to build their flex over there. But I actually

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<v Speaker 1>honestly believe Jordan. I think that he totally screwed up

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<v Speaker 1>the date and I think that, you know, Jordan, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>like the wine aisle and like a game of Twister

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<v Speaker 1>may have been something you wanted to point out instead cheat. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but men are just terrible planners sometimes. I mean, they

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<v Speaker 1>not all men, but he is Jordan is we are. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure he actually looked kind of cute in

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<v Speaker 1>that diaper. No, Jeffrey, No, no, it was not cute,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, And like all I'm I'm doing them, sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there thinking like just wait until date number two happens,

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<v Speaker 1>and like it gets even weirder and he's sitting on

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<v Speaker 1>my lap and I'm like scream seating a mash bananas.

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<v Speaker 1>That is ridiculous. That would never happen, Like I have

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<v Speaker 1>friends though, no, you just don't like me and my friends,

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<v Speaker 1>like we're fans of the show. So there's people listening

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<v Speaker 1>that I know that are going, oh, what the heck's

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with Jordan right now? And I'm like, whoa, But

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<v Speaker 1>well you're it's okay, Jordan. You need to come down.

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<v Speaker 1>You are right about one thing. That date would never

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<v Speaker 1>happen unless I ask her right now, Ariel, would you

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<v Speaker 1>like to go out on one more day? Stop? Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm over here having PTSD. No, come on, we'll throw

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<v Speaker 1>the baby's arrow skift card just for good measure. He's joking,

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<v Speaker 1>He's joking, Ariel, I think Jordan is a good guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He puts some effort in it went wrong. Is there

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<v Speaker 1>any way you can like erase the image of him

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<v Speaker 1>an adult diaper from your mind? Give him one more chance? Please? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it is just too freaky for me. Yeah, we tried, Jordan. Ultimately,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was obviously I was just trying to

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<v Speaker 1>have fun. It's not obvious that I was trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be like at an adult baby, all right, Jordan, Well, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad about how this ended, and we normally

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<v Speaker 1>don't do this, but instead of paying for a second date,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll offer to pay for that Bob the Builder shot

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<v Speaker 1>so you can find out finally how that episode finishes. Closure. Yeah, fine,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it. I'm away. Can we build it? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>We yeah, Moving ninety two point five