1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: Jubils Dirty Little Secret hits of one six by one. 2 00:00:06,519 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 1: There are gonna be three people listening right now that 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: think I'm hilarious? Is it anyone in the room? Probably not. Well, 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,680 Speaker 1: that's all good by. It's time for dirty Little Secret 5 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:17,239 Speaker 1: text in four one, six one. If you have a 6 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: dirty little secret that you want to tell us, you 7 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:20,320 Speaker 1: can always come on the show and tell it, and 8 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 1: we will keep you anonymous. We'll never give up your identity, 9 00:00:23,560 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 1: and we give you a fake nickname when you come 10 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,960 Speaker 1: on the show. Normally, normally I'll give somebody like a 11 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: fake celebrity name or just a really weird random name. 12 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,080 Speaker 1: But today I have someone on the phone, and I'm 13 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,159 Speaker 1: gonna say the name of who it is. But nobody's 14 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 1: gonna get my joke except for like three people, and 15 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: they're gonna think it's hilarious. And I'm just gonna feel 16 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,879 Speaker 1: okay about that, and everybody else can google it and 17 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: find out why it's funny, right, okay, But right now 18 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: on the phone, show enough from the Last Dragon Yep, exactly, 19 00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:53,400 Speaker 1: no idea. It was an amazing eighties movie shown up 20 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 1: was one of the villain was the villain in it? 21 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 1: And I can't go into detail. Just know that there's 22 00:00:58,240 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: two people out there that are in their car that 23 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: are like, that's hilarious. I haven't thought about that in 24 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: a long time. Right, So random reference that nobody gets 25 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: in your anonymous name is shown up from the last dragon. 26 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: What's up? How are you hey? I'm good. How are 27 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: you good? Do you have any idea what that reference 28 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 1: means at all? No? I didn't think so. All right, 29 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:18,600 Speaker 1: So what's your dirty little secret? So? I dated this 30 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:21,919 Speaker 1: guy for a long time. We were together about three years, 31 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 1: and he was vegan, and so I went mostly vegan 32 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,760 Speaker 1: when we were together living, I cooked dinner, and I 33 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: found out toward the end that he cheated on me. Well, 34 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,920 Speaker 1: I mean he's a vegan, so he's already known a 35 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: great guy. Yeah, vegans are all cheaters, aren't they. I mean, 36 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: it's in my experience. So for the last month we 37 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:48,400 Speaker 1: were together, I got him back. You got him back 38 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: for cheating on you? Yeah? Is he alive? You should 39 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: ask you real quick. Is your dirty little secret something 40 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:56,480 Speaker 1: that we can go to jail for? Is he still alive? 41 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 1: He is still alive. Okay, he's physically fine. And I 42 00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 1: never told him that I knew he cheated on me. 43 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:09,239 Speaker 1: Why not, because then he would question my motives, why 44 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:11,000 Speaker 1: I would still be nice to him, why I was 45 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 1: still cooking him dinner every night. So you didn't tell 46 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,639 Speaker 1: him that you knew he cheated on you or was 47 00:02:15,720 --> 00:02:19,400 Speaker 1: cheating on you because you wanted to get him back. Yeah, 48 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: And I think that was part of me that wanted 49 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: him to tell me, and that he could just never 50 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: man up and tell me. So. Over the course of 51 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: a month, I subbed out all of his soy milk 52 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,520 Speaker 1: and almond milk for real milk. I got rid of 53 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:42,200 Speaker 1: all of his expensive vegan mozzarella and subbed in regular mozzarella. 54 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:48,160 Speaker 1: And I made him one non vegan food every night 55 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: for a month. Was feeling crappy. Oh, he felt terrible. 56 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: But the best part was every night he said, Wow, 57 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: this is amazing, This is so good. How did you 58 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:02,280 Speaker 1: get this to actually tastes like cheese? Yeah, because it's 59 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:07,360 Speaker 1: actually cheese. You're cheating. How long had he been a vegan? Oh, 60 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:12,359 Speaker 1: let's see at that point eight years. Oh wow, that's 61 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:15,520 Speaker 1: a long tild of that work down the toilet, literally, 62 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:20,639 Speaker 1: I mean he shouldn't so yeah. So uh, I hope 63 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:26,079 Speaker 1: he I hope he is blissfully unaware of how how 64 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,560 Speaker 1: he ate non vegan for a month and loved it. Yeah, 65 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:31,240 Speaker 1: well that's amazing. That's an amazing way to get back 66 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,920 Speaker 1: at somebody you're cheating on you. You know, you didn't 67 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,040 Speaker 1: do the standard, break his stuff or whatever else there 68 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: is to do. I all I know is breaking, yeah, 69 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,960 Speaker 1: throwing things out a balcony while he's yeah, down on 70 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: the front lawn being election to take your back, yes, 71 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,520 Speaker 1: slash attires things like you didn't do that. He just 72 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: ruined his intestines. What's your dirty little secret.