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Speaker 4: This is the Daily Joe with your host Daisy light.
Speaker 5: Daily Joe.
Speaker 6: I'm Daddie Lighted. We've got so much to talk about. Tonight,
Speaker 6: Donald Trump begs women to take him back. Mark Robinson
Speaker 6: wants his scandal to climax and finish already, and we
Speaker 6: get to know the real tim Walls. But first, let's
Speaker 6: talk about women. Did you know they can vote?
Speaker 7: Let's take a look at the men trying to win
Speaker 7: their support in.
Speaker 6: A special edition of Indecision twenty twenty four. Those graphics
Speaker 6: cost ten percent more because they were pink.
Speaker 7: Let's start with Donald Trump.
Speaker 6: According to Poles, he's deeply unpopular with women. Maybe it's
Speaker 6: because of his legally adjudicated record of sexual assault. Maybe
Speaker 6: he forgot their birthdays. It's hard to say, but the
Speaker 6: fact is he needs to win them back and he
Speaker 6: knows it. So last night he turned on the old
Speaker 6: Trump charm.
Speaker 8: Sadly, women are poorer than they were four years.
Speaker 9: Ago, much mourer, are less healthy than they were four
Speaker 9: years ago, are less safe on the streets, than they
Speaker 9: were four years ago. Are more stressed and depressed and unhappy.
Speaker 6: Oh use me, you really know how to flatter a lady.
Speaker 6: Please tell me more about the bags under my eyes.
Speaker 6: I love how he's acknowledging that we're stressed out, as
Speaker 6: though he's not the one stressing us out. This is
Speaker 6: like Boeing being like weird. How people seem so freaked
Speaker 6: out about air travel these days. Although it's not true
Speaker 6: that all women are poorer, eg and Carol seems to
Speaker 6: be doing pretty well.
Speaker 5: But Trump is.
Speaker 6: A master marketer. That's how you sell things to women.
Speaker 6: You convince them that they have a problem, and then
Speaker 6: you say, here, buy these vagina gummies. And yes, in
Speaker 6: this analogy, Trump is the vagina gummy.
Speaker 9: I believe that I will fix all of that and fast.
Speaker 9: You will no longer be abandoned, lonely or scared. You
Speaker 9: will no longer be in danger. You're not going to
Speaker 9: be in danger any longer. You will no longer have
Speaker 9: anxiety from all of the problems our country has today.
Speaker 8: Women will be happy, healthy, confident and free.
Speaker 9: You will be protected and I will be your protector.
Speaker 6: I'm actually meeting someone here. I have a boyfriend, thank
Speaker 6: you so much. Though I know what you're thinking. How
Speaker 6: can Trump expect women to support him when he took
Speaker 6: away abortion rights?
Speaker 7: Well, luckily he has an answer for that.
Speaker 10: You will no.
Speaker 8: Longer be thinking about abortion because we've done something that
Speaker 8: nobody else could have done. It is now where it
Speaker 8: always had to be, with the states, and they vote
Speaker 8: of the people.
Speaker 6: Yes, the states where women live. Remember that thing that
Speaker 6: you could always depend on because it was legal EveryWare.
Speaker 6: Well now it's up for a vote every two years
Speaker 6: and every jurisdiction forever. That feels better, right, No need
Speaker 6: to think, don't think, just don't think. But Trump isn't
Speaker 6: the only one not thinking clearly about abortion. Republicans up
Speaker 6: and down the ballot are having trouble with it, like
Speaker 6: Ohio's Bernie Moreno. He's a Republican nominee and a pivotal
Speaker 6: Senate race. It's high stakes, so try not to piss
Speaker 6: off half your constituents.
Speaker 11: Republican Senate candidate Bernie Marino is getting harsh backlash tonight
Speaker 11: because of comments he made over the weekend about women
Speaker 11: who support reproductive rights on the left has a lot.
Speaker 10: Of English voters.
Speaker 2: Sadly, by the way, there's a lot of suburban women,
Speaker 2: a lot of suburban women.
Speaker 10: They're like, listen, abortion is in.
Speaker 12: If I can't have an abortion of this country whenever I.
Speaker 2: Want, I will vote for anybody else.
Speaker 13: Okay, a little crazy, by the way, but especially for
Speaker 13: a women that are like past fifty.
Speaker 1: I think I us out there.
Speaker 6: Yeah, how dare a woman who can't get pregnant care
Speaker 6: about abortion? Only men who can't get pregnant are allowed
Speaker 6: to care.
Speaker 3: About the born.
Speaker 6: People should only care about issues that affect their bodies.
Speaker 6: Why do you care about it, Bernie Moreno, it's abortion,
Speaker 6: not the rising price of extra small condoms. But of course,
Speaker 6: the winner of this week's shitty Men competition has to
Speaker 6: be North Carolina's Mark Robins, candidate for governor, and horny
Speaker 6: Carl Winslow. Last week, it was reported that Robinson spent
Speaker 6: years posting on the porn website nudafrica dot com. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he called himself a black Nazi and wish he could
Speaker 6: buy slaves. He talked about his love for trans porn,
Speaker 6: even though in public he denounces trans people, and he
Speaker 6: allegedly wrote detailed fantasies about his wife's sister that are
Speaker 6: so explicit. I only feel comfortable reading them to you
Speaker 6: if I replace all the nasty words with the word smurf.
Speaker 7: So here we go. Okay, here it is.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 6: When I was really pumping the smurfshoot good, she shot
Speaker 6: a long hot stream of smurf up in the air
Speaker 6: that covered my chest and smurf.
Speaker 7: It was so smurfing hot. She was smurfin, I was smurfin.
Speaker 7: She was smurfin, and I.
Speaker 6: Was covered in smurf and smurf juice and smurf.
Speaker 7: Damn, there goes my childhood.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 6: Normally, even if one of these things were reported about,
Speaker 6: you'd probably lay up for a while. But Mark Robinson
Speaker 6: is not a normal person.
Speaker 7: Knew this morning.
Speaker 6: Republican Mark Robinson fiery and defiant.
Speaker 4: While this country is literally facing a crisis situation on
Speaker 4: the world stage, while our border is wide open, while
Speaker 4: our businesses are struggling, while folks are dying from fentanyl,
Speaker 4: while crime is firaling out of control, You folks want
Speaker 4: to focus on tabloid trash, and quite frankly, I.
Speaker 10: Am sick of it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, people, listen up. There are real issues at stake here.
Speaker 6: Inflation is so high, America's milks can't afford to pay
Speaker 6: their pool boys. Utilities are so expensive, young men are
Speaker 6: forced to shower with their step moms. Cities are so strapped,
Speaker 6: the NTA is raising prices on the Bang bus. American
Speaker 6: families are so poor they're living ass to mouth, and
Speaker 6: immigrants are stealing all our jobs hand and blow. When
Speaker 6: we're on this scandal, we go live to North Carolina
Speaker 6: with Dulce Sloan.
Speaker 7: Come on, hell, don't say how do you think this.
Speaker 6: Mark Robinson scandal is going to affect the female vote?
Speaker 12: The female vote, No, no, no, women have to shouldn't
Speaker 12: have to respond to this.
Speaker 3: This Mark Robinson guy is a problem for men.
Speaker 12: He's confirmed all our greatest fears about them, that they
Speaker 12: just want to cheat on their spouses and watch port
Speaker 12: all day.
Speaker 3: And in fact, I want a man to answer for this.
Speaker 3: With Josh Josh Johnson Show itself. Put a camera on Josh.
Speaker 12: Oh, Josh, answer for Mark Robinson right now?
Speaker 3: Is there a camera in my house? How'd you want
Speaker 3: a camera in my house?
Speaker 12: I'm an Airbnb super host, baby, I can sneak a
Speaker 12: camera into any room in America. But that's not important.
Speaker 12: You need to tell me right now. You're not leaving
Speaker 12: nazi comments on porn websites. What I bet you're jerking
Speaker 12: off right now.
Speaker 10: You can see both my hands.
Speaker 3: I don't know how you little freak do it.
Speaker 4: I'm eating who eats and watches porn?
Speaker 3: Jared from Subway? Next question?
Speaker 5: Doesie help me out?
Speaker 7: Answer the question? Josh? Are you watching porn?
Speaker 4: I'm watching a documentary on industrial farm animals.
Speaker 6: See them yeasty, nasty?
Speaker 3: I bet you go to the last page of porn. Hug,
Speaker 3: it's not poorn. Oh, so you've never watched porn?
Speaker 1: D'll say, my mama watches the show.
Speaker 5: Don't make me say see I knew it.
Speaker 12: I bet you're on Nudeafrica dot com right now.
Speaker 7: I've never even heard of that website.
Speaker 3: Ah, so you're saying you don't find black women to
Speaker 3: track it?
Speaker 7: Josh, when did I say that?
Speaker 3: You know why you nasty? Get this nasty man on
Speaker 3: my screen?
Speaker 5: He makes me sick.
Speaker 3: It makes me sick. There you have it, Daisy.
Speaker 12: Clearly, men like Josh Johnson will be voting in record
Speaker 12: numbers for Mark Robinson.
Speaker 3: I'm not so when you go to.
Speaker 12: Vote, bring the pure ol ladies, because that voting machine
Speaker 12: lever is not the only thing they're hanking on.
Speaker 6: Duly knuted, dulce sloaded Josh Johnson.
Speaker 7: Everyone.
Speaker 3: Leave him back.
Speaker 7: There's talking truth about pin Walls. They won't go away.
Speaker 5: On the Macaday.
Speaker 6: So one week come tonight will be the first vice
Speaker 6: presidential debate. So let's get to know one of the
Speaker 6: two men who will be on that stage. And another
Speaker 6: installment of the Daily Show Ography.
Speaker 10: Boy that Tim Walls fella, she seems nice, a little
Speaker 10: too nice.
Speaker 14: Tim Wall's job is to be the Jack Kvorkian for America.
Speaker 14: His job is to be the assisted suicide doctor, to
Speaker 14: lean over charmingly by the bedside of America and to
Speaker 14: give it a thing injection.
Speaker 2: Close your eyes, America, It'll all be over soon. This
Speaker 2: is the Daily Showography of Tim Walls, Rapidally Nice, sponsored
Speaker 2: by Trump Bench and Project twenty twenty five. Timothy James
Speaker 2: Walls had a dangerously focsy upbringing.
Speaker 13: My town had four hundred people in it, twenty four
Speaker 13: kids in my graduating class, twelve, four cousins, twelve were
Speaker 13: culture colleague.
Speaker 2: He developed a taste for blood from his father and grandfather,
Speaker 2: who owned a meat locker and was indoctrinated into communism.
Speaker 2: While working on a farm where he evenly distributed fertilizer
Speaker 2: regardless of which crops worked the hardest. Soon, Walls was
Speaker 2: recruited to join the National Guard, where he admitted to
Speaker 2: swindling our brave troops.
Speaker 13: I willingly say I got far more out of the
Speaker 13: military than they got out of.
Speaker 10: Meet disgusting.
Speaker 2: That government welfare paid for him to attend an elite
Speaker 2: Ivy League style school in the globalist nexus of Shadra, Nebraska.
Speaker 10: Not surprisingly, Walls.
Speaker 2: Used his education degree to get a job teaching America's
Speaker 2: future enemies in communist China. In China, Walls worked at
Speaker 2: a Chinese school, teaching armies of Chinese students who were
Speaker 2: from China.
Speaker 10: After completing his Chinese brainwashing.
Speaker 2: Walls returned to the Midwest, where he indoctrinated decent American
Speaker 2: children with his social studies, forcing them to read textbooks.
Speaker 10: And look at maps.
Speaker 2: Now safely undercover in Minnesota, Walls married fellow teacher Gwen Whipple.
Speaker 10: And where do you think they honeymooned?
Speaker 2: That's right China. To this day he still doesn't try
Speaker 2: to hide his allegiance.
Speaker 13: Nimanhamma Happy Chinese, New York of the Pig Gone Fotsoy.
Speaker 2: Walls's sinister niceness couldn't be contained by a classroom. It
Speaker 2: started bleeding into after school activities when he took a
Speaker 2: position coaching football, the same sports cia operative Travis Kelcey
Speaker 2: plays as part of his tailor Swift psy On. But
Speaker 2: it's no surprise Walls ended up a football coach. It
Speaker 2: was in his blood to crave the touch of dead
Speaker 2: pig flesh. From there, it was a small step to
Speaker 2: his most evil act of kindness, yet grooming children to
Speaker 2: be nice to each other.
Speaker 13: They asked if I would be interested in helping start
Speaker 13: a gay straight alliance group. You have an older, white, straight,
Speaker 13: married male football coach who's deeply concerned that these students
Speaker 13: are treated barely and that there's no bullying bullying.
Speaker 2: But being nice to children wasn't enough for this sicko.
Speaker 2: He wanted to be nice to a whole congressional district.
Speaker 3: I will speak for you, thank you.
Speaker 2: After winning a seat, Walls charged in on day one,
Speaker 2: just dripping with entitlement.
Speaker 13: Look at the door, my own restroom.
Speaker 2: Pooping on the taxpayer's done? You know where else they
Speaker 2: have government restrooms China? Before long, this ambitious zealot set
Speaker 2: his sights on an even fancier place to poop, the
Speaker 2: governor's office. His opponent tried desperately to warn people.
Speaker 10: I think Tim.
Speaker 8: Walls is an affable individual who.
Speaker 6: Has a wonderful smile.
Speaker 10: But it was too late.
Speaker 2: Walls seized power, and within days the state was overwhelmed
Speaker 2: by riots in the streets and a deadly virus from
Speaker 2: guess where. To no one's surprise, Governor Walls unleashed a
Speaker 2: fury of radically nice policies and the nicest of all,
Speaker 2: free breakfast and lunch for school kids. You know who
Speaker 2: else gave kids free food? That witch who ate Handsel
Speaker 2: and Gretel No something. Walls transformed Minnesota beyond recognition, even
Speaker 2: renaming its very roads after bizarre pop stars who would
Speaker 2: make less confident men question their own sexuality.
Speaker 13: This is the coolest bill signing that we will ever do.
Speaker 10: Sure if you like your little corvettes.
Speaker 2: Red and his dark addictions don't end with pop music,
Speaker 2: whether it's fixing cars, coin collecting buttercarbing, or owning guns
Speaker 2: and hunting.
Speaker 10: Wait, no, skip that one, that's normal. The point is.
Speaker 2: Walls is a matinee who dabbles in elitist predilections ranging
Speaker 2: from oat cuisine.
Speaker 10: I am a corn dog guy, to oat coutour.
Speaker 13: I'm wearing corn dog sas just to be queer for everyone.
Speaker 2: So it's no wonder that when Kamala Harris needed a
Speaker 2: henchman for her extremest takeover of America, was only one
Speaker 2: man for the job.
Speaker 13: The most neglected part of home ownership is the gutters strinth.
Speaker 13: Some water folks, it is hot out, the grass is green,
Speaker 13: and the coffee's hot. We're close to putting the hay
Speaker 13: in the barn and getting this thing done.
Speaker 2: And that's why Tim Walls truly is radically nice.
Speaker 13: I think I lived the most boring life of anyone
Speaker 13: you've ever met.
Speaker 15: Will be joining me on news and the way My
Speaker 15: destiny isn't any nominated advers.
Speaker 6: He starts in two upcoming films, My Old Ass and Megalopolis.
Speaker 4: Love Only Love.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that, but it does feel
Speaker 1: good on my broken knee.
Speaker 7: How is your broken knee?
Speaker 5: By the way, I don't want to do that the
Speaker 5: whole time.
Speaker 7: It's doing committed and that's we're doing. We're doing this
Speaker 7: the whole time.
Speaker 1: How it feels right Mike it or not, it really
Speaker 1: does feel good?
Speaker 3: Does it help.
Speaker 5: Keep it up?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 7: I don't give up table. Who's even watching?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 6: Okay, how Aubrey injured herself doing something? I came cool
Speaker 6: playing basketball, not like me when I tweaked my back
Speaker 6: because I slept the wrong way.
Speaker 5: No, I've done that too. It's true. I was playing.
Speaker 1: Basketball w n b A also our weekend in Phoenix
Speaker 1: at their brand new, beautiful practice facility, and it was
Speaker 1: a very casual game that ended tragically and I wasn't
Speaker 1: even being guarded. It was very embarrassing too, to do that.
Speaker 1: I just went up for a shot and then came
Speaker 1: down weird. And then the entire Team USA staff of doctors, you.
Speaker 7: Know, they were there, Oh yeah, to rush. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I think actually I could be wrong, but I might
Speaker 1: have been the first injury report on team the Team
Speaker 1: USA roster.
Speaker 10: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 7: You should have led with that. That's like, I think
Speaker 7: it's one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's true.
Speaker 6: I know you probably have to be a little bit
Speaker 6: tight lipped about the plot of this Coppola film, Megalopolis,
Speaker 6: but I think it's apparent from the clip, the clip
Speaker 6: that we just watched this is the tragic story of
Speaker 6: a very disgruntled elevator operator.
Speaker 7: What is she so disgruntled about?
Speaker 1: Well, you know, she her dog got killed in a
Speaker 1: very Oh I'm sorry, No, no, no, no, uh she
Speaker 1: she's she wants money, she wants power, she wants to
Speaker 1: get out of that elevator.
Speaker 7: Yes, she's been in there for far too long.
Speaker 5: Nothing will stop her.
Speaker 7: Yes, you, in.
Speaker 6: All seriousness, you play a morally corrupt journalist.
Speaker 7: How much Tucker Carlson footage did you have.
Speaker 10: To do.
Speaker 7: To study to this character?
Speaker 1: I mean I actually, in all seriousness, I did watch
Speaker 1: a lot of Fox News to study to Yeah, to
Speaker 1: research my role as a correct journalist.
Speaker 5: I did.
Speaker 7: How high are your therapy bills? Now?
Speaker 2: High?
Speaker 5: Very high?
Speaker 7: Yeah? What was that like?
Speaker 10: Being?
Speaker 6: I mean a cope, A film that's enormous wild.
Speaker 5: I still can't believe it.
Speaker 1: We had the premiere last night and I was sitting
Speaker 1: around going like, I cannot believe I'm in this movie.
Speaker 5: It's insane. Yeah, it has such a Yeah, he's such
Speaker 5: a legend and you know, an icon. It's like it's
Speaker 5: it doesn't feel real.
Speaker 6: And I heard that he treated this set almost like
Speaker 6: theater camp.
Speaker 7: There was a lot of improv and rehearsal.
Speaker 5: Is that true?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean Francis loves actors, he loves
Speaker 1: the process, and he set up a week of rehearsals
Speaker 1: and I didn't really know what I was getting myself into,
Speaker 1: but I found out very quickly that anything can happen,
Speaker 1: and it's not about reading the lines on the page.
Speaker 1: It's about doing whatever, you know, games, you know, to
Speaker 1: come to his mind on that day, different.
Speaker 5: Kinds of games.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was it was kind of amazing because
Speaker 1: it was a mind meld. We all kind of you know,
Speaker 1: it was like an old, you know, timey kind of
Speaker 1: theater troupe. We all kind of like, you know, connected,
Speaker 1: and our defenses fell away, and it was it was fun.
Speaker 6: Did you love that because you come from improv theater,
Speaker 6: sketch comedy as a comedic actor coming up?
Speaker 7: Was that like, oh yeah, I get.
Speaker 6: To roll up my sleeves or were you like I
Speaker 6: memorize my lines?
Speaker 5: You know? To be honest, it was a little bit
Speaker 5: of both.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, I like to do it.
Speaker 1: I love improvising in general, but but you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there was one day I remember I walked
Speaker 1: in and there was a little wooden platform with a
Speaker 1: microphone and one of his interns with like an old
Speaker 1: timey like spotlight kind of like you know, like that,
Speaker 1: and I walked in and he said, it's time for
Speaker 1: the Wow Show, which is my character in the movie Wow.
Speaker 1: Put on the show and everyone started clapping, and it
Speaker 1: was like, this is a nightmare. This is like actually
Speaker 1: like literally like what happens in.
Speaker 7: Nightmares, and wanted you to improvise the Wow Show.
Speaker 5: Yes, and there was that was it. It was just
Speaker 5: I saw the stage.
Speaker 1: The spotlight and the mic and he had set it
Speaker 1: all up, you know, audio visually style, and.
Speaker 6: It was there was no one can do that. It's you,
Speaker 6: by the way. You you were the person who could
Speaker 6: go in and knock that up.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know what I did.
Speaker 1: I think I was like I was doing like Judy Garland,
Speaker 1: like Vaude fill numbers and I was like saying all
Speaker 1: the lines from Random Hearts, you know, Christian Scott Thomas
Speaker 1: and Karris got.
Speaker 5: Board and yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 6: Did he call you by your character name Wow Platinum
Speaker 6: the entire time?
Speaker 5: Yes? He still does.
Speaker 6: With that confusing like when he went Wow, were you
Speaker 6: like are you calling my name?
Speaker 7: Or did I have a good take?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I think you know. I it was helpful for it.
Speaker 1: We we really were on the same page, him and I.
Speaker 1: I felt like, you know, he got he totally.
Speaker 5: I No. It didn't feel weird at all, and it
Speaker 5: still doesn't.
Speaker 1: When he calls me, wow, I just immediately, you know,
Speaker 1: slipped back in and and do that, and then I
Speaker 1: slipped back out.
Speaker 6: Just start spreading conspiracy theory is just like, yeah, Megan can.
Speaker 7: I'd love to Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, You're not just starring in a Coppola film. You
Speaker 6: also have a Marvel show coming out. Yes, Agatha, Agatha
Speaker 6: all along. Yep, you also have a sun Dance darling
Speaker 6: called My Old Ass.
Speaker 5: Yes, my old Ass.
Speaker 6: Talk to us about my old Ass. The movie not
Speaker 6: My Old Ass?
Speaker 5: But okay?
Speaker 7: Or do I don't go on?
Speaker 5: No, the movie okay my old Ass. Yes.
Speaker 1: It is in theaters now, and it's a ridiculous. It's
Speaker 1: a very funny title for a movie that is so
Speaker 1: like heartwarming and like, oh my god, I cry every
Speaker 1: time I see it.
Speaker 5: And it's it's about.
Speaker 1: A girl called Elliott who's the summer before she leaves
Speaker 1: home for college. She she does a mushroom trip with
Speaker 1: her friends and she meets her old ass, her thirty
Speaker 1: nine year old self played by me her old ass
Speaker 1: as she calls me in during the mushroom trip, and
Speaker 1: then it's kind of a move. It's kind of this
Speaker 1: amazing movie about your thirty nine year old self talking
Speaker 1: to your younger self and going like, don't do this,
Speaker 1: and do this, and it's just awesome.
Speaker 5: It's really good, mazing.
Speaker 1: Stella is incredible and Megan Park, the director, the writer, director,
Speaker 1: she like knocked it out of the park intended.
Speaker 6: She was as she was born to do. So she
Speaker 6: was such a sweet movie. It's so funny and it's
Speaker 6: so heartwarming and you're wonderful in it.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 6: And it does sort of beg the question like if
Speaker 6: you could go back in time and give yourself advice
Speaker 6: and make a different choice, would you do that? Did
Speaker 6: you do you feel like you would go back in
Speaker 6: time and change anything?
Speaker 1: You know, there's things I would say to myself that
Speaker 1: I can't you know that I'd say not to do that.
Speaker 1: You know I can't say you know on television.
Speaker 7: No, go on, go on?
Speaker 6: Okay, like maybe not go back in time and tear
Speaker 6: your asyl.
Speaker 1: On January seventh, you know, nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 7: Don't say January sixth. I was gonna say, we should.
Speaker 7: This could be incriminating.
Speaker 5: I know why January seventh?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 5: Okay, I don't know why I put that.
Speaker 6: Are you the kind of person that's just like, no,
Speaker 6: everything happens for a reason.
Speaker 7: It led me to where I am.
Speaker 5: I now think I am. Yeah, I think I am.
Speaker 1: I think I'm I think I'm that person because I
Speaker 1: did a whole press jugget with Mazie and we got
Speaker 1: asked this question all day and it was giving me
Speaker 1: like an existential crisis by like hour four because I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, I don't know what I
Speaker 1: would say, tom My older stop.
Speaker 3: The people are like, what would you say to.
Speaker 5: Not you know that's the question you would ask.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I don't know, And I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, what I really want is I want my
Speaker 1: old ass, Like for me, now is my ass and
Speaker 1: then my old older ass. I want like seventy five
Speaker 1: year old me to like appeared me right.
Speaker 7: Now, seventy five seventy five year old you?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 6: Now, now do you do you think about what your
Speaker 6: seventy five year old self would tell you right now
Speaker 6: in this moment, I.
Speaker 1: Try to imagine it because when I'm like thinking about
Speaker 1: I don't know anything. I just feel like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like I'm going to be that age
Speaker 1: and like I already.
Speaker 5: Don't kind of like care or something. But I feel
Speaker 5: like at seventy five, I'm are really not going to care.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's going to be really good.
Speaker 7: Should we you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Should we take mushrooms right now and try to find
Speaker 6: our seventy five year olds?
Speaker 7: Well, I'll take more, but yes, yes, yes, I.
Speaker 3: Am writing due.
Speaker 6: Okay, I wish Comedy Central campaign, Oh I understand?
Speaker 5: No no?
Speaker 7: So sheare your co star.
Speaker 6: And Agatha all Along was here last week and she
Speaker 6: was asked, it's a very witchy show. She plays a witch,
Speaker 6: you play a witch. She was asked, who would you
Speaker 6: choose in your dream coven? So I'm curious if you
Speaker 6: could come up with a dream coven of witches, who
Speaker 6: would you choose?
Speaker 1: Okay, Kamala Harris, oh just for fun? And Judy Davis,
Speaker 1: who thank you?
Speaker 5: One person? Judy Davis.
Speaker 1: I would say Mia Farrow, Patti LuPone, they done away
Speaker 1: just all the you know what I mean, and then
Speaker 1: Nicholas Cage.
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