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Speaker 1: people can identify with this. Right here, that's Alex freaking

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Speaker 1: out about getting yet another wrong order from DoorDash. It

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Speaker 1: sounds training the segment where you can steal audio from

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Speaker 1: Go get that at the Jewel Show right now. If

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Speaker 1: you use it for a video for your social media,

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Speaker 1: and we see and we like it, we'll reshare it

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Speaker 1: on ours. If you guys think that I'm making this up,

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Speaker 1: then you deserved to be slapped. Oh, because first of all,

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Speaker 1: whoever cursed me for getting my food order wrong, not me,

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Speaker 1: I get it right. Whoever I'm dealing with gets it wrong.

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Speaker 1: No matter who it is, whoever cursed me deserves me

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Speaker 1: slapped too. But like, seriously, DoorDash. Last night, I was

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Speaker 1: trying to order Wendy's. I had the order ready to go.

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Speaker 1: I placed the order, came back a few minutes later,

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Speaker 1: can't place the order. I have a screen record of it.

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Speaker 1: Last night I could not place my order. I was like, um,

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Speaker 1: I got freaking band last week. This morning, I'm on

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Speaker 1: way to work and I ordered Starbucks. That was my

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Speaker 1: But I needed food. Actually I didn't get anything to drink,

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Speaker 1: box and I go inside. So I go and I

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Speaker 1: you know, especially the ones we're polite, then you should

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Speaker 1: not have a customer facing job. Period. Quit and go

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Speaker 1: find something else that doesn't have to do with any customers.

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Speaker 1: So I walked in and I'm like, oh, I have

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Speaker 1: should have been done. I'm not not even kidding. It's

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Speaker 1: It's not for me, it's for this girl named Kaylee.

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Speaker 1: Because I saw it. So I'm like, I walked back over.

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show in honor of Alex and Hurt Terrible

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Speaker 1: the Jewil Show on demand, It's another Jewbil phone frame mornings.

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Speaker 1: Hello is this y? Hey? How are you. My name

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Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from Corporate HR and. UM,

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've spoke yet, but welcome to the company. Oh,

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Speaker 1: a couple of days already days, that's right. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: need to go over something that you should probably know. Um, okay, okay.

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Speaker 1: So we at the company, you know, the entire world's

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Speaker 1: kind of changing and we have sort of having to

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Speaker 1: You're not getting laid off, you're not getting fired. You

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Speaker 1: just started. So you currently share an office with Jacob. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: So Jacob is out the door, he's gone. I hate

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Speaker 1: his name is crisp and he starts tomorrow. Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Did you just say Chris? Yes? I did Chris. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what question? Does he have? Blonde hair, blue eyes, kind

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Speaker 1: His name is Thomas Mother. Okay, well I didn't expect

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Speaker 1: with that? That's my other ex boyfriend. What is going on? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is actually a prank phone call. This is Jewel

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Speaker 1: from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your ex boyfriend. Chris set you up. Oh, I

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Speaker 1: Taylor went on a date with a dude named Joel.

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Speaker 1: are you guys? Pretty good? Um? So, you said you

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Speaker 1: It stands like a month. I mean I've texted him,

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Speaker 1: ten years ago where you know, I just had an

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Speaker 1: exit out of her life because I couldn't I couldn't

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Speaker 1: even give a respect when she was sober, which was rare.

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Speaker 1: So I'm like, I'm gonna go with my kids. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go, you have fun, right, I'm just like, I'm

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Speaker 1: not gonna tell her to quit drinking. So she did

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Speaker 1: quit drinking in order to you know, be able to

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Speaker 1: still see me and my kids. And that was ten

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Speaker 1: years ago when we don't talk to this day. But anyways,

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Speaker 1: her drink of voice was jack and coke, and she

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Speaker 1: would have it in two cups. So she would have

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Speaker 1: like the jack and like a smaller cup and then

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Speaker 1: diet pepsi with ice and like another cup. And then

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Speaker 1: she would like not mix it together, but she would

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Speaker 1: like mix it in her mouth and the drink it.

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Speaker 1: And then so there's always like a it was weird.

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Speaker 1: There's always this little cup though that was full of

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Speaker 1: Jack Daniels and I would pour it out all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would pour it out to where there's just like

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Speaker 1: a little tiny bit left, and like, I mean, so

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Speaker 1: many nights she would go back and pour so many

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Speaker 1: times and not realize, yeah I did one night like

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Speaker 1: ten times unless she finally caught on that night, like

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Speaker 1: one night. Oh my gosh. Yeah, Well, thank you for

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Speaker 1: telling us. You did her a little secret sending our

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Speaker 1: best wish. Yeah. Yeah, she's so good right now, and

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Speaker 1: she's been sober for like five months, so we have

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Speaker 1: to hear that. That's really good. All right, see you later,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Have a good one cock tell

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Speaker 1: would be nice right now then, Jebel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't us in the news. For Tuesday May

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Speaker 1: thirty one, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh, and there's

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Speaker 1: a new law enforcement squad and screws CSI or NCIS

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Speaker 1: or Law and Order or any of those other cop shows,

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Speaker 1: because there's a brand new police force in town, and

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Speaker 1: it could mean you're going to get arrested at your

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Speaker 1: local grocer. I'll tell you what that confusing stuff means

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Speaker 1: in just a second, but first, let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Elex Fresh and let me teach you how to

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Speaker 1: not dugger. Oh god, I'm Christian Gray Snow. And if

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Speaker 1: you're looking to cover up a murder, my advice to

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Speaker 1: you is don't write a book about it. I'm O. J. Simpson.

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Speaker 1: More coming up on that story that's coming up in

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Speaker 1: my story. Great idea. All right, more on those in

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Speaker 1: just a second before your first story of the day.

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Speaker 1: In the I n Ndatian News that we're there, there's

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Speaker 1: a report the news. Like I said, you've heard of

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Speaker 1: NCIS CSI all the cops shows out there, but there

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Speaker 1: is a new police force that you have to worry about.

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Speaker 1: Who Walmart. What? Walmart has its own police force sort

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Speaker 1: of for why prevention pretty much, Yes, that's exactly what

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Speaker 1: it is. But they're beeping up their loss prevention and

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Speaker 1: they're gonna start issuing citations for mistakes made during self checkout.

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Speaker 1: So if you don't swipe something and self checkout, whether

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Speaker 1: it's a mistake or not, you're gonna get a citation.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure how they're going to enforce that,

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Speaker 1: you know, because if you go at Walmart, you forget

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Speaker 1: to swipe something and they're like stop right there. I'm

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Speaker 1: the part of the Walmart Loss Prevention Special Unit. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that has been here for a long time. They pull up,

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Speaker 1: they don't let you get out of your parking spot.

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Speaker 1: They pull up behind you in a big like swat

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Speaker 1: vehicle that has a big happy face on side, and

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Speaker 1: they jump out and they give you a citation. But

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Speaker 1: I don't think legally they can enforce a citation, so

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Speaker 1: they'll be like, you owe us ten bucks. But apparently

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Speaker 1: so many people are missing things at self checkout at Walmart.

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Speaker 1: If it's at Walmart, it's probably not missing it on accident.

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Speaker 1: It's like missing is not the correct word here. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I didn't see that. I do that. I did that

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Speaker 1: the other day with something. I had my stuff in

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Speaker 1: my hands, did you guys? And I put it in

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Speaker 1: my hoodie pocket. I checked out and then I was

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Speaker 1: walking out to the car and I was like, what's

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Speaker 1: that in Oh, I just stole something. And the idiot

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Speaker 1: news network radios aren't just in the news. They report

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Speaker 1: the news for the next story of the day. Let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over to Alex Fresh Josh Dugger in

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Speaker 1: case you don't know who that is. Because Bennet doesn't

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Speaker 1: know who that is. He was premising that before. Who's that? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Well he's a pedophile and he's a raper over with

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Speaker 1: how he called him. And he just got sentence to

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Speaker 1: twelve years in prison. He was one of the kids

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Speaker 1: on nineteen Kids in Counting on TLC for a long time.

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Speaker 1: So he's the oldest one. His name is Josh. He's

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Speaker 1: the oldest one. He's a piece of crap heat not

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Speaker 1: only did a bunch of stuff to his sisters, but

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Speaker 1: who knows how many other females along the way. And

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Speaker 1: he just got sentenced to twelve years. He has like

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Speaker 1: seventeen kids already himself. Twelve years, guys, and that's it

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Speaker 1: should be more. Yeah, he was facing twenty I think

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Speaker 1: he should have got every single one of the twenty peers.

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Speaker 1: I mean live hello, how many lives did you ruin? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And the dad of the all the duggers, Jim Bob,

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Speaker 1: the head dugger. Yeah, Jim Bob Dugger. So the whole

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Speaker 1: family was in this reality show whether they want to

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Speaker 1: or not, because the kids didn't get paid for us. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's where I was going with it. So Jim Bob

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Speaker 1: just took all the money and yeah, his oldest son

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Speaker 1: is in prison now right where he belongs. He does

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Speaker 1: belong in prison for sure. And the duggers have stopped

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Speaker 1: having children, right to Jim Bob. And she can't, she

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Speaker 1: can't have kids anymore. She tried the last one that

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Speaker 1: she tried having she lost. Dude, it's a lady part,

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Speaker 1: not a clown car. They don't believe in birth control,

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Speaker 1: So I don't get it. You don't get what that means.

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Speaker 1: Is that from like a movie or something in the

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Speaker 1: like circus and stuff. A clown car is like a

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Speaker 1: tiny car. But then they'll shove like like twenty clowns

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Speaker 1: in a car, and then they get up and they

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Speaker 1: just freaking hilarious. This is the I n N, the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news,

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Speaker 1: they report the news. For our next story of the day,

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Speaker 1: let's sit it on over to Christian Grace now, who's

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Speaker 1: on location in Portland, where Nancy Crampton Brophy, a seventy

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Speaker 1: one year old one, was convicted a second degree murder

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Speaker 1: after basically a jury used an essay that she published

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Speaker 1: years ago about how to murder your husband and get

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Speaker 1: away with it against her because her husband was murdered. Stop. Yes,

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Speaker 1: the sixty three year old was killed on June second,

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Speaker 1: twenty eighteen. He was prepping for work at the Oregon

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Speaker 1: Culinary Institute. I believe he was shot. And yes, she

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Speaker 1: is a romance novelist, self published romance novelist. She wrote

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Speaker 1: an essay called how to Murder Her Husband? And yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's been filmed guilty. That's weird that that she actually

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Speaker 1: wrote that book. And then probably she did kill her husband.

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Speaker 1: Oh of course she did. Yeah, and one of her attorneys,

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Speaker 1: Lisa Maxfield, said that they planned to appeal. So maybe

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Speaker 1: I'll have some more updates with this an if she

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Speaker 1: got charged for it. Yeah, she has been convicted of

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Speaker 1: second degree She's not she should not be writing how

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Speaker 1: to Murder her you know, if something should just stay

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Speaker 1: in your head exactly. Yeah, there's some things that you

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Speaker 1: shouldn't write that you can put out there or google.

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Speaker 1: Don't google them either because they'll find your search sister,

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Speaker 1: or just don't do or that don't murder your husband

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Speaker 1: or wife. Just don't murder and don't write a movie

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Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, right, and then the idiot news network

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Speaker 1: radiots aren't just in the news. Soon in tomorrow the

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Speaker 1: same time for another hard hitting requote from the I

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Speaker 1: N N. Maria follow the show on social media at

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show, follow all of us individually. I'm at

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Speaker 1: Jewel Fresh. I wonder if all the characters in the

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Speaker 1: book were like all of her different personalities. I'm at

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Speaker 1: that Drea's. I'll have to let you know. I'll check

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Speaker 1: it out. I'm at Christian Guys now and your phone

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Speaker 1: brak happens every single hour on the twenties. The next

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Speaker 1: one is coming up in just a few minutes. It's

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Speaker 1: a Jewel Show, the Jewil Show on demand. It's another

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Speaker 1: jewbil phone frame weekday mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Todd Rick calling from doctor's office. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for John. Yeah. See hey hey John, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good? How are you good? All held up? How

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Speaker 1: the buddy's doing? Yeah? No, I mean it wasn't it was.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't great, but everything okay. Yeah. Well, I know

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Speaker 1: you came in to have your vasectomy surgery all checked

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Speaker 1: out and make sure everything was good, and I actually

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Speaker 1: needed to call and talk to you about that if

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Speaker 1: you have a minute. Oh yeah, yeah, you know I've

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Speaker 1: never done it before, and I've been thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: What was it like for you? Is it easier than

582
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Speaker 1: you thought, harder than you thought? Well, that's I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to be rude, but can you just

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Speaker 1: let you know what's going on? Yeah? Sure, I would

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Speaker 1: love to let you know what's going on. And first

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Speaker 1: of all, I want to say, you know, I've looked

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Speaker 1: through everything on the chart. I've looked at all the pictures.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, I don't say this to many clients,

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Speaker 1: but beautiful are you kidding me? You know it's appropriate.

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Speaker 1: Can you just tell me? Is everything okay? I should

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Speaker 1: have been up by now. I just mean it's you

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Speaker 1: just have a beautiful area. You should be very proud

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Speaker 1: of it. It's like you see someone with a nice

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Speaker 1: landscape front yard and you want to say, hey, good

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Speaker 1: job on the front yard. Huh. I need an answer? Now,

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Speaker 1: what's going on? And I is everything cleared up? Oh? Okay?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, I think what you're asking is did it

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Speaker 1: take yeah? Right? Right? Yeah? So right. So every once

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Speaker 1: in a while when you do this, you know it's

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's not a large statistic, but sometimes people

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Speaker 1: have to come in and get a second or even

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Speaker 1: a third one because it doesn't work the first time.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes that happens. You are kidding me. They said it

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Speaker 1: was like a ninety nine point nine. Well, this is

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Speaker 1: what I like to tell patients when I call him

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Speaker 1: and give them this news out, to say, hey, you're

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Speaker 1: part of that rare point zero zero zero one percent.

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Speaker 1: It didn't not work. You're just special. So yeah, you

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Speaker 1: have to come back in and have it. I don't

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Speaker 1: want I don't want to deal with you anymore. Can

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Speaker 1: I talk to somebody more qualified than you to figure

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Speaker 1: this out? Yeah? I can send you on to someone

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Speaker 1: to schedule a time to come back in and have

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Speaker 1: the doc take a peek. Also, there's another thing that

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Speaker 1: I need to relay. What you mean. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I should share this with you, but I'm gonna do

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Speaker 1: it anyway. Okay, So your wife she came in for

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Speaker 1: physical a little while ago. Yeah. Right. So when she

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Speaker 1: came in for the physical, was that before or after

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Speaker 1: the snip snip? Oh? I mean there's a couple of

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Speaker 1: days ago. Yeah, I definitely after a while back. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's why I wanted to ask um. Okay, so we

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Speaker 1: need to talk to her just to give her an

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Speaker 1: update on her physical and um, some of the testing

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Speaker 1: that she had when she was in here and your

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Speaker 1: wife's pregnant. Oh my god, wait, I was supposed she

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Speaker 1: We're supposed to call her to day and let her

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Speaker 1: know she came in here and she took a test

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Speaker 1: and um, it's yet. Do you think she's cheating on you? No?

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Speaker 1: I did. I assumed I hadn't gone back to do everything,

631
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: but we assumed it was fine. That makes so much

632
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:52,600
Speaker 1: more sense. Oh my gosh, all right, I'm out fifty bucks.

633
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: In the office. We were all taking bets on if

634
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 1: it was a bad vasectomy or cheating and obviously bad vassectomy. Fine,

635
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 1: are you kidding? Are betting on people's lives right now?

636
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:06,479
Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? Oh? What's going on?

637
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: Is this is actually a phone prank? This is actually

638
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,040
Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

639
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: you and your wife. Julia is on the phone. I

640
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: thought was the labor. I hate both of you right now.

641
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: No heart is doing her like now. I mean I

642
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: have killed the doctor for a heart attack. Oh my god,

643
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: you Core, are you kidding me? I was so scared.

644
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm seeing my going back to the doctor and just saying,

645
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: cut the thing off. I done the Jewel Show on demand.

646
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: It's time four of the Roses only on the Jewel Show.

647
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm not good with sayings, but I've heard the saying

648
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: the seven year itch, and I believe that's when you're

649
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: married to someone and at seven years you realize that

650
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: they gave you an STD. Is what it is? Is

651
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: that right or wrong? Doesn't right. I don't think that's right.

652
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: I think it's wrong, okay, or it could be after

653
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: seven years. People sometimes think about cheating and also bring

654
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 1: about the seven years. All right. Bobby is on the

655
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 1: phone though for a war the Roses to catch a cheater. Bobby,

656
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm not making a lot of your situation, but I

657
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:19,719
Speaker 1: have to joke because that's what I do. That's why

658
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,879
Speaker 1: I'm paid for to do. No, no worries at all

659
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 1: about that. Thank you for helping me out. Yeah, no problem,

660
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:27,360
Speaker 1: Just trying trying to make a laugh a little bit. So, Bobby,

661
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: he's on the phone. He emailed us because he thinks

662
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: that his wife of seven years might be seeing someone else.

663
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: That sucks and that was an understatement. But why what

664
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: do you think's going on? Bobby? I mean kind of

665
00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 1: typical reasons. I guess things can like slow down in

666
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,319
Speaker 1: the bedroom naturally after some time, but she's been like

667
00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:52,719
Speaker 1: very very cold in there, and that's why I've kind

668
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:55,879
Speaker 1: of gotten suspicious lately. It's really slowed down in bed.

669
00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: And I mean I don't know how, but I always

670
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: kind of try I and she always denies it. And

671
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,879
Speaker 1: how often are you asking for it? Like all the time? Yeah,

672
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 1: because I've actually increased the amount that I've asked for it,

673
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 1: and then she's she meets me right with the no. Um.

674
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: And you know, I've also been like, let's go out,

675
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: you know, like I've always wanted to go out or

676
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,280
Speaker 1: go do something or go try stuff. And actually, until

677
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,479
Speaker 1: very recently that I've gotten just as many knows there

678
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,040
Speaker 1: as in the bedroom. But I finally got her to

679
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: like agree to one like reluctantly earlier last week, and

680
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 1: I just something wasn't up. You know, it was like

681
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: it was two There wasn't any excuses for all this denial,

682
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 1: and so I kind of did something ethically questionable. Um,

683
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:51,920
Speaker 1: what'd you say? Well, we went um finally, but it

684
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,799
Speaker 1: was after you know, getting denied twenty times in a row. Yeah,

685
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,520
Speaker 1: that's that's a little weird because as a wife myself,

686
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: I think that, you know, if I turned down dates

687
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 1: as because I didn't like that person and I didn't

688
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: want to want to date with them. So this is how,

689
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 1: this is why, and how I ended up on the

690
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: call with you guys, is that when I finally did

691
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: get her to agree to a date night, we got

692
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 1: a sitter. We got a three year old kid, and

693
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: I asked the sitter if she could like look around

694
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 1: for anything weird in the house, like any clues. Wait,

695
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: so hold on. The date night was kind of like

696
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: a trap. It turned into one and didn't start that

697
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: way but a little bit. Yeah, okay, you asked your

698
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 1: babysitter to snoop for you and she wasn't sketched out. Yeah,

699
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,560
Speaker 1: for some reason, it felt better, And now that I'm

700
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,520
Speaker 1: saying it out loud, it feels worse this way. How

701
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: did she say yes to that? If I was a

702
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,000
Speaker 1: babysitter weird? First of all, because I have a throat tattoo.

703
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: Shouldn't have a babysitter with a throat tattoo. I wouldn't

704
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: look you. But yeah, if I was a babysitter and

705
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: someone's like, hey, um, while we're out, would you go

706
00:36:55,520 --> 00:37:00,239
Speaker 1: through my wife's stuff? I was like, hey, um, I

707
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,760
Speaker 1: gave her a hundred bus instead of like normal fifty

708
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: or whatever, you know, and then I was just like, hey,

709
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 1: if you could do this, So I kind of guilted

710
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,919
Speaker 1: her into it a little. Well, he didn't really guilt

711
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:12,359
Speaker 1: her better. Yeah, I mean a lot of people would

712
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: do it for one hundred dollars. Yeah, I would, right,

713
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,399
Speaker 1: So what did you find anything? Um? She went through

714
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: my my wife's diary and she got up to a

715
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: point where she crossed over this guy's name, Jordan, and

716
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 1: then she got understandably uncomfortable and stopped, which was annoying.

717
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: Do you know who Jordan is? No? I don't. I

718
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 1: went I went on like to see her Facebook friends

719
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,439
Speaker 1: or whatever to see if there was a Jordan. There's

720
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 1: no Jordan. Have you thought of a way that we

721
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 1: could call her that wouldn't be suspect? Um? Yeah, if

722
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: you used like a gym, because she gets the cold

723
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:51,719
Speaker 1: calls from gyms all the time, So call call from

724
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 1: a gym with a special offer for her. Yeah, like

725
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: say there's a free one for a part for a partner,

726
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 1: or just a part nor. I don't know somebody else

727
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: does she belonged to a gym currently, Yeah, she goes

728
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: to a fitness Okay, well, how about we just call

729
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 1: her from there with a special offer of, you know,

730
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 1: a couple of months free and flowers to send to someone.

731
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,600
Speaker 1: So that sound like it would work? Yeah, yeah, all right,

732
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then make our

733
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 1: phone call and hopefully she's not cheating on you, but

734
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: we'll find out with your War of the rose to

735
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: catch a cheater next a right, all right, Yeah, it's

736
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,240
Speaker 1: a jewel show. If all of a sudden your wife

737
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 1: or husband of seven years stops being intimate with you

738
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 1: and actually turns down your offers for a date night,

739
00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: and then you finally get them to agree to it

740
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 1: date night, and then you pay a babysit or one

741
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 1: hundred dollars to go through their stuff and they find

742
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 1: a diary entry that talks about another man or woman.

743
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:51,800
Speaker 1: You want to be kind of suspicious that they're cheating.

744
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 1: I think that's enough evidence. Yeah, it's a lot of evidence.

745
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 1: Just like Bobby who's on the phone for a War

746
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: of the Roses to catch a cheater? Right now, he

747
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: thinks that his wife might be seeing someone else because

748
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: he did just that and his babysitter, who he paid

749
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: one hundred bucks to go through all of his wife's stuff,

750
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 1: I found an injury about some guy named Jordan, and

751
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,120
Speaker 1: Bobby has no idea who that is, so he thinks

752
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: that his wife might be cheating on him with someone

753
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:14,040
Speaker 1: named Jordan. We're about to call her from the gym

754
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: she goes to with a special offer and some flowers

755
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 1: to send to someone special and see whose name she

756
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: gives us, if she gives us her husband's or gives

757
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: us someone else's name. I also, Bobby forgot to ask

758
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:28,920
Speaker 1: what your wife's name is? Peyton? Thank you? Okay, well

759
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 1: I'm on a dollar phone him right now. Okay, okay,

760
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Hello. Hi, this is Chad

761
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:55,839
Speaker 1: callin from Fitness. I was looking for Peyton. Ah. Yeah,

762
00:39:56,120 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 1: is she? Hey? Peyton? How you doing? Um? Hopefully this

763
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,920
Speaker 1: isn't a bother, but we're just calling some of our

764
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: members today with a promotion and want to see even

765
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:08,320
Speaker 1: a few minutes to talk to me. I'm kind of busy.

766
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: I don't really have time, so anyway to say thank

767
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: you for being a member of Fitness we would like

768
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: to offer you five three months and also some flowers

769
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: to send to someone special to you for the love

770
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,359
Speaker 1: of Fitness event. Okay, so let me just be clear.

771
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: So this is I don't have to do anything. I

772
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: would get five three months and then flowers to send

773
00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: to someone five three months from our gym to say

774
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: thank you for being such a good member here, and

775
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 1: also some flowers to send to someone special to you

776
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 1: to say this is our love of fitness event. So okay, yeah,

777
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 1: I mean, let's let's do it. You already have my

778
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,280
Speaker 1: information on file, right, um? Yeah, so the three months

779
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: is cool, like we can get that done. Do you

780
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: want to send the flowers to someone or nah? Yeah?

781
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: Why not? Yeah? Sure for that. All the news to

782
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 1: suit them too. So I guess a name? Oh yeah, Jordan?

783
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,880
Speaker 1: Oh damn, okay Jordan, Babe, What in the hell is

784
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:18,399
Speaker 1: going on here? Hayden? Hey? Is that you? Maybe tell

785
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,279
Speaker 1: me who Jordan is? Yes, it's me. Who do you

786
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:22,759
Speaker 1: think it is? Is this somebody else? Are you in

787
00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 1: trouble with another guy? What? What? What? What? What is? What? What? What? Yeah?

788
00:41:27,719 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 1: You have You're you're dating some guy named Jordan. You

789
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: want to row out in your diary or whatever, and

790
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 1: now you're sending him pricking flowery. I also want to

791
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,520
Speaker 1: apologize to I know you didn't have much time on

792
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,160
Speaker 1: your hands, and now this is probably gonna take much

793
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: longer than you thought. But this is the Jewbil Show.

794
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 1: My name's Jebil, my name's Ale, my name is English.

795
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: And we do a segment on our show where we

796
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:49,600
Speaker 1: catch people cheating. And your husband emailed us because he

797
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: listens to the show and it sounds like you were

798
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: seeing someone named Jordan. Who's Jordan. Oh, let's please just

799
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 1: back off a second. You, Bobby, you said you went

800
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: through my dietary. Oh yeah, no, let's back up. I

801
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: went through your diary, which was way less of a

802
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 1: violation than screaming somebody while you're in a marriage. Okay,

803
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: so yeah, I went through your diary. Let's talk about

804
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:14,000
Speaker 1: what you did though, which is a little bit worse.

805
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:17,799
Speaker 1: I only diary because because it's been an ice box

806
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,400
Speaker 1: nine and lying to me. I need you to I

807
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: need you to just back it on up for a second.

808
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: You went on when you met Jordan. I need you

809
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: to back it up to when you met Jordan. That's

810
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: when we're backing it up. It isn't about me reading

811
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:35,839
Speaker 1: your diary right now? Well, actually is because that's called

812
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: an invasion of privacy. I could have said, I could

813
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: have said stuff in there that like it is private.

814
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: When did you go through it? When did you go

815
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,640
Speaker 1: through your diary? Oh, it's remember those you remember those

816
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:54,200
Speaker 1: family diary a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, okay, now

817
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 1: it's your turn. You have to talk about Jordan, I

818
00:42:56,160 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: went through your diary. This is you stopped being the

819
00:43:02,239 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: kind of husband you were the minute Sammy was born.

820
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,439
Speaker 1: Now I've been dealing with you for the last three

821
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 1: years and you just you stopped. You stopped talk to

822
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,239
Speaker 1: me about it. For one, instead of running off and

823
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: banging some dude, you had to go. You had to

824
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 1: go into my diary. What I'm trying to wrap my

825
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,360
Speaker 1: head around how I hadn't go into your diary because

826
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: the guy went into you. That's why. M that's Sal,

827
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: that's Sal. When let me just ask you something. How

828
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 1: did you know where to find my diary first place?

829
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 1: I keep it captaway? Why did you I think? Um,

830
00:43:36,719 --> 00:43:38,440
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna jump in real quick if I can,

831
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: and I'm sure we're gonna yelled at by somebody. But

832
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: it sounds like you guys don't have the best relationship. Yeah,

833
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: it used to be good, but then he messed it up.

834
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 1: Oh I did, I did. I'm the one. Yeah, it

835
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: goes to me. Yeah, you did cheap. Why do you

836
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: think I cheat it? He said, I mean like it

837
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 1: takes it takes two people to cheat a relationship too,

838
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,480
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. May not have no idility,

839
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: but I think somebody then you talk about it. If

840
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: someone's unhappy, you talk to the person about it. That's

841
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: how you really go and cheat on you Peyton, No,

842
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 1: he did emotionally. Where she's that's where she's feeling bad

843
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 1: right now, is because she knows I don't do anything

844
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 1: he did emotionally, like like he emotionally started a relationship

845
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: with someone else, or just like detached, he stopped, he

846
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: stopped being in the relationship, emotionally shut down. You're blaming

847
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 1: him for your inability to stay faithful. It's more complicated.

848
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 1: You guys don't know our relationship, like you're just two

849
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: radio people like I don't. I don't know what to say. Okay,

850
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: so sorry I missed one of you guys. I mean,

851
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. Who who gets on the phone. I mean,

852
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm my god, I'm I'm done. I am so so done.

853
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: Get a lawyer. I'm getting one. Is Jordan a lawyer,

854
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 1: because that would be super convenient? Probably not so glad.

855
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:03,399
Speaker 1: You guys are making jokes in my expense, right, Yeah,

856
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: that's a really really fun to apologize. We just like

857
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 1: to make lights situation, no idea, I mean of marriage

858
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,319
Speaker 1: falling apart. That's fun. I mean you did on the radio. Yeah,

859
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: you kind of had some responsibility in it, most of

860
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,720
Speaker 1: it when it comes to the cheating, all of it. Actually,

861
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:23,319
Speaker 1: when it comes to the cheating. Honestly, I'm done. I'm

862
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: really I'm just completely done. Yeah, then hang up. I'm

863
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,320
Speaker 1: sick of hearing you. There she goes just like that,

864
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: although she'll probably blame me for hanging up on her.

865
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,280
Speaker 1: How dare you tell me to hang up? Yeah? Man, Bobby,

866
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to do that, obviously. Yeah. It has to

867
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: be hard to hear and hard to process. Yeah, yeah,

868
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 1: I'm it's a little I guess I knew it, but no,

869
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,839
Speaker 1: it's like real or something. So I'm kind of all right. Man, Well,

870
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,839
Speaker 1: we wish you the best of luck. Dude. Let us

871
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 1: know um, if we can do anything, are you or

872
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: just give us an update? You know? If you guys

873
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: don't mind if I get off now, I mean you should.

874
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 1: It's been a long time while I know. He got

875
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: off the phone. Oh yeah, see you later. Bye. Oh god,

876
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: Jesus Clay, do you actually mean the Jewels show on demand?

877
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 1: Jebils dirty little Secret? It's almost signed for your dirty

878
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 1: little secret? Remember text in four one six one. If

879
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:29,720
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything,

880
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:33,240
Speaker 1: literally anything you want, because we will never share your information.

881
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. You have

882
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: a dirty little secret you want to tell us? I do? It's? Um, yeah,

883
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 1: I've got like something that could make my work a

884
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: little awkward or my life is a little awkward. Okay,

885
00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 1: I don't know when I think I like awkward at work.

886
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,360
Speaker 1: I'm like, what did you do in the bathroom? Yeah? No,

887
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:59,640
Speaker 1: you exploded in the closet. What I'm doing is I'm

888
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 1: getting married no one, and I'm not inviting anybody from work.

889
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. What was that your phone broke up there? Oh?

890
00:47:11,120 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: My phone is a pan in my butt is what

891
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:16,440
Speaker 1: it is? Yeah? So, um, my Dirney secret gave the

892
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,960
Speaker 1: back that I'm getting married, okay, and no one at

893
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:26,160
Speaker 1: work knows and I'm not inviting anybody from work. That's

894
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: fine important to me. Sounds like jewel some something jewil

895
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: and do. Yeah, I actually got married to Alex. I

896
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 1: was when I married. This story. Actually I got married

897
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:38,879
Speaker 1: and my last job, I wasn't friends with anybody there.

898
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,320
Speaker 1: So why would you Why would you invite people that

899
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: you're not friends with just because they're your wedding. We

900
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: had about twenty guests or less at our wedding, which

901
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 1: was it was Destination. It was in pump Springs. It

902
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: was on a pretty large property, plenty of room for

903
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: more bodies if we wanted them there, right, But like

904
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: alex on, my wedding was small. We only wanted like

905
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,040
Speaker 1: a few people there, and we planned it out and

906
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: we wanted to our closest people because also our closest

907
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 1: people wanted to travel and stuff. So and that's it.

908
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: So then we were getting like a ton of messages

909
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 1: about and like publicly too, like you guys couldn't fit

910
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: to other people. You know, there's other people. So many

911
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: people were upsetting. Yeah, because I didn't invite the people

912
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 1: on the last show that I worked with to my wedding.

913
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: But I'm like, dude, I'm I'm only having like the

914
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 1: people that are super close to me here right. These

915
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: people don't even like me. I don't like them that

916
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:37,440
Speaker 1: came well, not friends. I actually like the fans of

917
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: you guys were made and the other I'm like, so

918
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 1: she what was her name? I don't remember, but I

919
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:47,400
Speaker 1: don't know. She was something raw girl, raw girl on

920
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: the phone? What's called raw girl? She's on our team.

921
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: Though she's on our team, she doesn't want to invite

922
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 1: her coworkers either. So are your co workers mad about

923
00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: that or they or they don't know? I don't know.

924
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: I mean it's like that's the thing, is like I'm

925
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 1: going to come back with know bunch of stories or

926
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 1: I not. I don't know. I just I feel really

927
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,920
Speaker 1: bad on the one hand, and on the other hand,

928
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't care because I'm not close with

929
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: any of these people. Okay, it's like this, I'm just

930
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 1: gonna ask if not yea, if you have like any

931
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: girlfriends or anything that would be upset that they wouldn't

932
00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: be he had been invited. They're they're really not that

933
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 1: important to me. Yeah, I mean, I get that. It's

934
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,919
Speaker 1: like nine to five, you know, I go to work,

935
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: I come home, and then I go and have fun

936
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: with my friends. Totally yeah, but it's like yeah, that

937
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: part of it is it's like you're expected, like you're

938
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: expected to, you know, to tell people and be excited.

939
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, yeah, come to my wedding. It's

940
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: like weeah, we're I mean, it's a big wedding. We're having.

941
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:40,400
Speaker 1: People dare legit offended. I don't understand it, and they

942
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,480
Speaker 1: get they get even more offended if you're just honest,

943
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 1: Like there's a difference between being mean spirited and being honest.

944
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with telling the truth. And in our

945
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: situation with me now, if I'm not, if I'm not,

946
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: like if I can be, but you don't want to be,

947
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,120
Speaker 1: but you will be if you have to be, yes,

948
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:58,800
Speaker 1: there you go. If you can follow that messice that

949
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to be, but I good a day.

950
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 1: I would like to be truthful. And those for the

951
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:04,839
Speaker 1: people that were talking about that where they were also

952
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: offended that they didn't get advised to my wedding. But

953
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 1: I'm like, weird, we're not actually like homies, you know,

954
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 1: and I just want to fake it and make it

955
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:12,759
Speaker 1: look like it's something that it's not. Basically, but my

956
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,279
Speaker 1: mind's into space where like I hate awkward situations so

957
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 1: much that when I get married, I'll probably invite like

958
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,920
Speaker 1: the janitor or something. If I see him in THEOL,

959
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 1: it wouldn't be awkward. Learn to embrace the awkwardness. It's

960
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: actually fun once a year, like cool with it. It's fun.

961
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: I can't wait till I get to that point anymore.

962
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 1: It's nice. Well, good for you for doing what you

963
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 1: want to do. There you go, Thanks for all right,

964
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: then Jubil show on demand. I know it's the Tuesday

965
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 1: after a long weekend, so it's technically Monday, so I

966
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,640
Speaker 1: guess your wrong move is going to work on a Tuesday. Today,

967
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: it's time for wrong Move Tuesday this week because of

968
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,840
Speaker 1: the law Memorial Day weekend. You should have extended it.

969
00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 1: That was your first wrong move. Wrong Move Tuesday normally

970
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 1: it's Monday. We do it every single week at this time.

971
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: Make you feel better about your Monday or Tuesday hearing

972
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: about other people's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad decisions.

973
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 1: And we'll start off wrong Move Tuesday by talking about

974
00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: Alex's wrong move ordering food ever ever, just trying to

975
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:13,839
Speaker 1: just trying to eat. If you guys think that I'm

976
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: making this up, then you deserve to be slapped. Whoever

977
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: cursed me for getting my food order wrong. Not me,

978
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:23,399
Speaker 1: I get it right. Whoever I'm dealing with gets it wrong.

979
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,680
Speaker 1: No matter who it is, whoever cursed me deserves me

980
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: slapped too. But like, seriously, door Dash, Last night, I

981
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 1: was trying to order Windy's. I can't place the order.

982
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: This morning, I'm on way to work and I order Starbucks.

983
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 1: That was my first wrong move, but I needed food. Actually,

984
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: I order this cheese protein box and I noticed that

985
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 1: it's freaking open and the stuff is falling out into

986
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: the bag. So I'm like, this has been clearly open.

987
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,160
Speaker 1: There was at least half the food gone. It wasn't

988
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: even the freaking protein box that I ordered. You guys,

989
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,799
Speaker 1: why is this such a problem for me to get

990
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: the correct food? So yeah, basically, that's my wrong move

991
00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: and my wrong order and my wrong sound and my

992
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 1: wrong trendy and all of that freaking bs Like, can

993
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:08,120
Speaker 1: I just my protection spells aren't working? All right? There

994
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: you go? How's your Tuesday going? Can you eat, then

995
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: guess what. It's already better than how it is. Sure,

996
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,399
Speaker 1: it's the wrong move Monday, but on a Tuesday where

997
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: we make you feel better about your Monday or the

998
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: start of the week by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

999
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Call us up eighty eight

1000
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one text in four

1001
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,440
Speaker 1: one oh six one. What's a wrong move that you

1002
00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:31,320
Speaker 1: made to make other people feel better about today? So

1003
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 1: call us up eighty eight three four three one six

1004
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 1: one text in four one oh six one, Becca, what's

1005
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 1: your wrong move? I went up to a girl I

1006
00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:40,320
Speaker 1: hadn't seen in a while, and I said, oh, when's

1007
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: your baby do? And she wasn't pregnant? My good man?

1008
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,000
Speaker 1: Why because I'm just sat and was like, oh my god.

1009
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: Why didn't I just say I don't know what, I

1010
00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:54,000
Speaker 1: don't know? Why this flurted that out? I just assumed

1011
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 1: she was and wrong move? Yeah, big time wrong move.

1012
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 1: It wasn't a bomb, it was her. Yeah, Why would

1013
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,879
Speaker 1: Why does anybody ask anybody that they don't know more,

1014
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:07,759
Speaker 1: even if you do know them, it's the wrong move

1015
00:53:08,080 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: Monday or Tuesday. It's Tuesday. It's the start of the week.

1016
00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 1: It's basically a Monday wrong move Monday, every single week

1017
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: at this time. We do it make people feel better

1018
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: about their Mondays by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

1019
00:53:17,560 --> 00:53:19,799
Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. So call us up eight

1020
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: at eight three four three one oh six one. Text

1021
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: in four one oh six one, Cassie, what's your wrong move?

1022
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: My wrong move is I went out on a date

1023
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: the other night and I got stilly drunk and I

1024
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,960
Speaker 1: ended up making out with this guy. That wasn't necessarily

1025
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: the wrong move. It was that I ended up throwing

1026
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 1: up all over my new shoes embarrassed. Yeah, probably mid

1027
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,480
Speaker 1: makeout too, which is even worse, I would imagine. So

1028
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: there you go. Text in four one six one calls

1029
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,080
Speaker 1: up eight to eight three four three one oh six one. Hey, Caesar,

1030
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: what's her a wrong move? I was in a band

1031
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: and instead of touring with them, I decided to take

1032
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 1: a promote shouldn't at my job, which happened to be

1033
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,319
Speaker 1: a restaurant at the time. On that tour, they had

1034
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: to replace me, and of course they ended up getting

1035
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: signed on that tour, and that drummer became the drummer

1036
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,480
Speaker 1: and the restaurant I worked at actually closed down. Oh

1037
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 1: all right, So how's your Monday going? Now? You just

1038
00:54:18,280 --> 00:54:20,279
Speaker 1: heard Caesar tell us that he decided not to go

1039
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,880
Speaker 1: on tour with the band he was a drummer for,

1040
00:54:22,080 --> 00:54:24,040
Speaker 1: and then the band blew up, they hired the drummer,

1041
00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: and the restaurant he chose to stay at because he

1042
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: got a promotion closed. So there you go. How's your

1043
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:32,680
Speaker 1: start of the week going? Now? Can you eat food? Yeah? Probably?

1044
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 1: Did you put your foot in your mouth by calling

1045
00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,319
Speaker 1: a complete stranger that you didn't know pregnant when they

1046
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Speaker 1: weren't pregnant? Coops? Did you make out with somebody this

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Speaker 1: morning that you thought was really cute and then end

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Speaker 1: up puking on your shoes in the middle of it.

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Speaker 1: Or did you not tour with your band and now

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Speaker 1: you're not with them anymore and they went on to

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Speaker 1: be fallout boys? I guess that would actually be a

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Speaker 1: good most, But anyway, it's the wrong move Monday. Feel

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Speaker 1: better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

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Speaker 1: no good, very bad decision as we do it every

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Speaker 1: single week at this time, and real quick, I just

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Speaker 1: wanted to welcome the newest member of our show, new

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Speaker 1: producer Victoria Yes, sitting in today for Wrong Move Monday.

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Speaker 1: It's wrong Move Tuesday today, but it's basically a Monday.

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Speaker 1: So welcome to the show, Victoria. How's it going, guys?

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Speaker 1: I asked you to come in and sit on this

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Speaker 1: segment because I wanted to say welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: We're happy to have you. Yea. Hopefully you have a

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Speaker 1: lot of fun. And also that was your wrong Move

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Speaker 1: Move Monday. Now that you signed your contract here, it

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Speaker 1: doesn't get worse than that. All right, we do it

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Speaker 1: every single we get the signed wrong Move Monday. Feel

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Speaker 1: better about your Monday by hearing about other people's terrible, horrible,

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Speaker 1: no good, very bad decisions. Remember, you can follow the

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Speaker 1: show on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow all

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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Jass,

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Speaker 1: I'm at Christian Grays. Now I'm at b Ramira. Zero

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Speaker 1: zero woo. You gotta change that. That's hard to remember.

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Speaker 1: Zero zero? Well maybe not all right. Your phone bring

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Speaker 1: happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next one

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Speaker 1: is coming up in just a few minutes. It's the

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show, and that was wrong move Monday. On a Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: The Jewil Show on demand