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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with one eight hundred duy away. Not

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Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.

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Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties

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Speaker 1: to me, I'm moving five computer repair. How can I

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Speaker 1: help you? Hi? Yeah, I need to speak with somebody

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Speaker 1: about fixing my computer. Yeah, sure, I can help you.

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Speaker 1: Tell me what's going on. Well, I got my laptop

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Speaker 1: with you right now, and I've been trying to log

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Speaker 1: onto a few of my favorite websites. Nothing dirty though,

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Speaker 1: just normal websites, okay, and I keep getting these alerts. Here,

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Speaker 1: I'll show you. I'll try to go to one and

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Speaker 1: I keep getting the same alert warning a threat has

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Speaker 1: been detected. You hear that? Yeah? Again, it's a normal website.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to. Nothing scandless or filthy or anything like that. Like,

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Speaker 1: I just try to go to the websites and then

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Speaker 1: that alert pops up. Just a normal everyday website, you know. Okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: do you know what type of anti virus application you have? No?

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Speaker 1: Not really? Yeah, I just used it for going to

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Speaker 1: regular websites and stuff. Okay, Well, let's let's take a look. Um,

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Speaker 1: I need you to click on your control panel control

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Speaker 1: planel Okay, hold on one second. Warning, this is a

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Speaker 1: filthy website. What was that? I don't know that was weird.

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Speaker 1: I was just trying to click on a click on

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Speaker 1: a website, regular website. Again. No, no, I need you

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Speaker 1: to click on your control panel. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: what type of virus you have, but there's yeah, I

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Speaker 1: know there's some weird stuff going on there. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was trying to do that, so, I mean, I don't

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Speaker 1: know if it's malfunctioning or something like that. Let me

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Speaker 1: try to click out of it and see what warning

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Speaker 1: the website you are trying to reach? This disgusting m dude.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on there, but I think

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Speaker 1: that's like unfair that day, judge me like that. I

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Speaker 1: was trying to go to CNN to get some news.

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Speaker 1: That's where it's you know it's going. So it doesn't

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Speaker 1: sound like you were willing to see ann Okay, are

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Speaker 1: you accusing me of being some sort of pervert? Listen, man,

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Speaker 1: I think your computer is the one calling you a

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Speaker 1: perv But warning, please do not make me open this website.

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Speaker 1: Oh come on, okay, listen, I work with computers all

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Speaker 1: the time, and I know no antivirus freaks out? What

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Speaker 1: stuff like that? Well, I don't. I don't know the answer.

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Speaker 1: I'm not like a computer expert. I still have Windows

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Speaker 1: open or something, so I don't know why it's giving

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Speaker 1: me those updates. Okay, well, look, just just quick on

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Speaker 1: the control panel. Warning. How many times have I told

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Speaker 1: you don't flips on this trash? Okay? That was rude?

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Speaker 1: Well why is it being rude to me? Look? I

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Speaker 1: don't know what type of anti virus software you have

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Speaker 1: on your computer, but we can figure it out. I

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Speaker 1: don't understand why it's telling me that I'm going to

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Speaker 1: like all these nasty websites. But I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: go to regular websites. Whatever website you go to in

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Speaker 1: your own personal frea time. I don't need to know

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Speaker 1: about that. I'm just trying to get you to the

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Speaker 1: control panel. Okay, fine, I'll just click on the control panel. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Sorry, this is just stressing me out. I'll

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Speaker 1: click on it and go to it. One second, dude,

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Speaker 1: what is going on? A virus has been detected? Did

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Speaker 1: you hear that it gave me a virus control panel,

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Speaker 1: control panel. Yeah, that's what I did. It said I

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Speaker 1: got a virus because you told me to go there

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Speaker 1: in the control panel or whatever. It's your fault. Control

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Speaker 1: panel didn't do anything like that. That's you. You're going

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Speaker 1: to some freaky website and now you're trying to blame

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Speaker 1: it on me. Freaky websites. Yeah, I'll have you know.

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Speaker 1: I'm an upstanding member of society with a stella reputation

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Speaker 1: in the community, and I don't go watch a lot

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Speaker 1: of weird things on the internet. No, actually, no weird things. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that warning. You are a freak.

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Speaker 1: You need to see a therapist right now. Okay, that

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Speaker 1: was just rude, dude. Is this a joke? No, why

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Speaker 1: would it be a joke. My computer has told me

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Speaker 1: to see a therapist, and I think that's rout and

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Speaker 1: I need your help. This has to be some sort

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Speaker 1: of joke or something. Actually, right, this is a joke,

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Speaker 1: because this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in

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Speaker 1: the Morning doing a phone tap on you and your

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Speaker 1: co worker John set you up. Oh no, he told

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Speaker 1: me that you get a lot of people calling into

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Speaker 1: the store asking you ridiculous questions about viruses. I was wait,

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Speaker 1: what is going on? This guy's computer is really Oh

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Speaker 1: you can come watch some of these websites with me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. Weeke up every morning with jubil

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Speaker 1: phone taps. We the twenties, Holy