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Speaker 1: It is time now for a round of would you rather?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather go shopping with Steve's MX, or would

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Speaker 1: you rather have sex with your celebrity crush?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? If I shocking with uncle Steve, Yeah, how about

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Speaker 2: have sex with somebody? As soon as I finished, I'm

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Speaker 2: have home.

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Speaker 1: Boy, you'll be flying, Steve. I guess you can't answer

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Speaker 1: this about your own AMX huh, your American Express card huh,

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Speaker 1: or a celebrity crush.

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Speaker 3: I don't have a celebrity okay.

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Speaker 1: All right, and you should not, all right?

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Speaker 3: Would you rather, okay, whatever?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather take all of us on vacation with you,

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Speaker 1: even Dave, even Dave with his newborn baby, or would

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Speaker 1: you rather spend two weeks alone on a deserted island.

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Speaker 3: I'll take Oh, you can't be with us in our family?

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Speaker 3: Call them people.

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Speaker 1: It was Dave and the baby, wasn't it, you boy?

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Speaker 3: They were going new bababy crying and stuff and diapers.

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Speaker 3: You know, I don't like watching people change their other

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Speaker 3: baby diaper because I have to do with that baby.

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Speaker 3: Asshole up in the air. You wipe the speeding. I'm

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Speaker 3: not I'm nothing.

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Speaker 1: It's a baby, Steve, hand me them baby wipes.

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Speaker 3: I gotta you get the baby wipe. She damn self.

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Speaker 1: Sorry? Would you rather have have man boobs with huge areolas?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather send your ex ten thousand dollars which

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Speaker 1: moves huge.

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Speaker 2: Alas, I don't care what you're saying about me now,

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Speaker 2: she finn't get that ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: That that ten thousand dollars and go with them four

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Speaker 3: houses I gave in way so here I'm not going

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Speaker 3: to do is have these damn man booth And as

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Speaker 3: much as I like breast, I don't want my own,

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Speaker 3: I won't I want yours to be loaned to me?

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Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather, oh this was for Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have the finest caviar with vodka, the

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Speaker 1: finest caviar with vodka? Or would you rather have a

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Speaker 1: slab of ribs and a root beer?

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Speaker 2: Slab of ribs and a root beer? I ain't never

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Speaker 2: had caviar.

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Speaker 1: You had it at Steve's house.

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Speaker 2: Now, I didn't even know what it looked like. I

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Speaker 2: didn't even see it.

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Speaker 3: No, l I didn't know what's l R again all

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Speaker 3: little rich because you know, I just found out he

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Speaker 3: had a sitting area that his wedding pictures hanging in that,

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Speaker 3: and I asked, what is sitting area outside the master

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Speaker 3: So little little pretty ball over here got money. Y'ard

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Speaker 3: Junior got a house with a mask of bed room

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Speaker 3: with a sittinary offer, LP little pimp.

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Speaker 1: All right, coming up, it's our last break of the

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Speaker 1: day and we'll close out the show with the one

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Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey. You don't want to miss it.

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Speaker 1: The filters off today right after this. You're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.