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Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer. Here's Nikki. Hey guys, it's Nikki. It's a

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer podcast. Welcome. H Noah, how are you today?

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Speaker 1: Doing good? Are you doing today? I'm doing great. I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm hitting this podcast in a great mood, which is

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Speaker 1: always how I want to time it. With everything in

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Speaker 1: got off a interview with Mario Lopez that for his

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Speaker 1: radio show in which I was promoting this podcast, and

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Speaker 1: it's just so fun to talk about the podcast and

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Speaker 1: to promote it because it's just yeah, it's just I'm

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Speaker 1: so proud of it, and I'm so proud of you

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Speaker 1: listener choosing to listen to this no matter where when

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Speaker 1: you're finding it. I hope. I love how many people

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Speaker 1: listen right away when it drops at night, and then

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Speaker 1: know this. It's just, um, I'm learning how to how

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Speaker 1: I want to do this, and we're really we're throwing

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Speaker 1: a lot out there in the beginning to see what

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Speaker 1: you guys like. And the show is going to be.

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Speaker 1: It's just gonna evolve. And I'm really excited about the

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Speaker 1: things that I have in store because I came up

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Speaker 1: with a really fun game that I want to play

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Speaker 1: at some point. I told Andrew today and he was like,

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Speaker 1: with Mario Lopez. I was very excited. I told him

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Speaker 1: that my bingo, my Saved by the Bell cast Bingo

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Speaker 1: card is almost complete in terms of I've met all

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Speaker 1: of my heroes from that show. Like, So, I met

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Speaker 1: Dustin Diamond first because I opened for him in Kansas.

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Speaker 1: so I was just hosting his shows. I was so

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Speaker 1: excited to meet him, really sad to hear about his death,

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Speaker 1: And then I'm at and that was wild to meet

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Speaker 1: him so early on. He I mean that he was

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Speaker 1: probably five years. So Um, But then I And then

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Speaker 1: Then I met Mark Paul Gosseler this summer when I

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Speaker 1: hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live, because I did a segment where

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Speaker 1: me just say, Noah, they brought me up on Stern. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And um So, anyway, when I was on his show,

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Speaker 1: of uh you could be easily. Yeah, I get it.

429
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Speaker 1: You don't do that. You don't download the apps. I

430
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Speaker 1: don't know the Starbucks app and I order on service

431
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,480
Speaker 1: app because I walk in the store and I just

432
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Speaker 1: grab it. Have to wait in line. I don't have

433
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Speaker 1: to get frustrated the person in front of me for

434
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Speaker 1: not knowing what they want to order. Like it cuts

435
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Speaker 1: and it makes my day efficient to go boom boom boom.

436
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Speaker 1: And if I never have to wait, um, I never

437
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Speaker 1: have to feel my feelings. That's also the thing I'm

438
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,440
Speaker 1: running from stillness where I might be in a waiting

439
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Speaker 1: room and have to think about the guy I like

440
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,640
Speaker 1: that doesn't like me the job. I'm nervous about coming

441
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Speaker 1: up the fact that I got I'm not going to

442
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:47,359
Speaker 1: get much sleep this week. Like, if I keep moving,

443
00:19:47,359 --> 00:19:49,479
Speaker 1: I never have to think in protect you from your

444
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:53,280
Speaker 1: own thoughts. Yeah, you always keep moving. That's why anyone

445
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Speaker 1: is Yeah. And that's why you do last second things

446
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,320
Speaker 1: because if you decide to do that, the yeah, because

447
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Speaker 1: I like my never. If you look at my schedule,

448
00:20:01,760 --> 00:20:04,560
Speaker 1: I am on, I show up. It's one thing to

449
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Speaker 1: the next. There's no if there's any time in between

450
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Speaker 1: it so that I can put on makeup for it

451
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Speaker 1: or eat a quick lunch. But that's why it blows

452
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Speaker 1: my mind. When we get from the tarmac. We're on

453
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Speaker 1: there for two hours and they go, well, we gotta

454
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Speaker 1: go back to airport. You're like, that's fine. That's how

455
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:20,720
Speaker 1: life is, like thin, wild like that. You're both sides

456
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,560
Speaker 1: to that. I know. I want to get more on

457
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Speaker 1: that other side. So what happened last night? I want

458
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Speaker 1: to get more on your side, um last night? So

459
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,600
Speaker 1: tell me what you think about this, because it happens

460
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Speaker 1: to me a lot. I'll read on Instagram someone died

461
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Speaker 1: or whatever and they don't say, or someone sick and

462
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Speaker 1: they don't say why they're sick or how they died,

463
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Speaker 1: And all I want to know who do know it's

464
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Speaker 1: I don't want to say the person, but they had

465
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Speaker 1: a sick daughter, okay, and they didn't um a younger

466
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Speaker 1: person died and they didn't release the cause of it. Well,

467
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Speaker 1: so this this I'm sorry. The baby was two years old,

468
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Speaker 1: it's sick. It showed like its face like cut up

469
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Speaker 1: for some reason, and you go, oh, please, thank you

470
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Speaker 1: so much for your prayers. And then one person wrote like, hey,

471
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Speaker 1: what happened. I know you're in my prayers. I'm just

472
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,520
Speaker 1: wondering what happened. I know I'm curious, like even smartly curiosity.

473
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Speaker 1: Of course, literally, it ain't everyone know, it's they you

474
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Speaker 1: get mad at what you are, you know, like it

475
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Speaker 1: just there's never been an example of anyone getting mad

476
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Speaker 1: at someone, and it's not coming from the fact that

477
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Speaker 1: that person is either scared to do what that person

478
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Speaker 1: did and so they want to convince themselves that I

479
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Speaker 1: shouldn't do that, So I'm gonna get mad at it,

480
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Speaker 1: and it further reinforced the fact that I'm I'm smart

481
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Speaker 1: not to do that thing, which is asked about how

482
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Speaker 1: the kid died, or they get mad because it's something

483
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,840
Speaker 1: they hate about themselves. So it's always that and like,

484
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Speaker 1: that's getting cancel I'm not scared of it because if

485
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Speaker 1: I get canceled for something I said, there will be

486
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:54,480
Speaker 1: so many people that deep down no, they either laughed

487
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Speaker 1: at the thing I said, you know whatever, it takes

488
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Speaker 1: me down someday, which I don't think I'm gonna have

489
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Speaker 1: taken down because I'm a good person. In my jokes

490
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,240
Speaker 1: have been done in irony and stuff, the ones that

491
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:10,399
Speaker 1: would be you know, questionable. Yeah, yeah, like three jokes

492
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,040
Speaker 1: in particularly. I mean, I do have jokes out there

493
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,480
Speaker 1: that I'm just like, yoikes, and I'm not proud of them.

494
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,800
Speaker 1: And I would genuinely offer an apology if people felt

495
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Speaker 1: bad about them, and I would explain that it to

496
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Speaker 1: me that was like the different time thing, like, but

497
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,240
Speaker 1: why do we get so curious to know why the

498
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Speaker 1: person died? That's why you look at a car crash longer.

499
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Speaker 1: That is why I want to I love, That's why

500
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Speaker 1: you want to look at I like murder scene photos.

501
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 1: That's why. I mean, this is really taking a little

502
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Speaker 1: bit of a detour, but I want to talk about

503
00:22:42,240 --> 00:22:46,080
Speaker 1: it at some point. There is an amazing podcast that

504
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 1: Sam Harris did called His Pocket Is called Making Sense

505
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,879
Speaker 1: and he did an amazing podcast last year that I

506
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 1: somehow missed. I'm a huge like I love him. It's

507
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,679
Speaker 1: called the Biggest Epidemic or the most Dangerous Epidemic, and

508
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Speaker 1: I think I just read that title. It was I

509
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,399
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about another fucking mega flew. But

510
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:05,879
Speaker 1: what it was about was child sex images, which is

511
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:09,200
Speaker 1: uh also known as child pornography, although that word should

512
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 1: not be used because it makes it sound like it's like, yes,

513
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,600
Speaker 1: so child sex abuse images. It's also it's child sex

514
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: abuse image. It's called c SAB or something something. They're

515
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 1: called whatever, whatever it's called, but it's it's about the

516
00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: pant the epidemic of that, which if I can just

517
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Speaker 1: give you some broad numbers, there were like in two

518
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Speaker 1: thousand seven, there were like under I was, I don't

519
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 1: know these figures, they're on the podcast, but this is

520
00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:39,000
Speaker 1: just to tell you there were like something like seven

521
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Speaker 1: hundred thousand reports of child child abuse sex images on

522
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Speaker 1: the internet. Remember two thousand seven, the Internet was fairly

523
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 1: like everyone's using it, everyone's on it, MySpace days, you know, um,

524
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:54,640
Speaker 1: seven thousand reports of it. Um. Cut to present day

525
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:59,480
Speaker 1: and there's like seven seventy million. I think it was

526
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Speaker 1: like something the numbers were that it's become huge And

527
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: the problem is is not just people watching it that

528
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: are pedophiles. Um, this is a staggering number that I

529
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Speaker 1: just want to share with you. Five of any general

530
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:19,560
Speaker 1: population consumes child sex abuse images online. That is any

531
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Speaker 1: group of people. I'm guessing that they are mainly men,

532
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 1: but like it's five percent of human race that that consumes.

533
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a U. S. S S. World,

534
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: but that's five percent. Three to five percent is what

535
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 1: they guess. And the thing, the weirdest thing is is

536
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: that that's way more than how many pedophiles are out there.

537
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 1: So people are viewing the stuff not because they're pedophiles,

538
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,200
Speaker 1: but because the Internet has taken them so down these

539
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: disgusting holes that and and I'm not saying that I

540
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,240
Speaker 1: relate to these people, but let me just say this.

541
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 1: I've never thought I would be into watching fisting right

542
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: in my porn ever. And this is not me sympathizing

543
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: with people who trade the stuff. This stuff is a

544
00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: plague and needs to be eradicated. And this podcast forms

545
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,400
Speaker 1: you and gives you all that like information you need

546
00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,560
Speaker 1: to have and everyone needs to have this information, please

547
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:07,959
Speaker 1: go listen to this. But my point is is that

548
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 1: when you the morbid curiosity, the weird tunnels that these

549
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:13,960
Speaker 1: people can go down because they want. You know, there's

550
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,720
Speaker 1: there's pictures of you know, the ones the death people

551
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:22,120
Speaker 1: used to watch these things that people these extreme videos

552
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: people crave and I porn. I started out watching people

553
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,280
Speaker 1: have penetrative sex missionaries, and now I'm watching existing and

554
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: women in in in in different chambers, tied up and

555
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,959
Speaker 1: just like anal like uh, just they're they're they're all

556
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: going to anal college, like I never even knew there

557
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: were these universites. There are things that I've learned in

558
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,879
Speaker 1: porn in places I've gone that I never would have

559
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: predicted for myself. So what's happening with child sex abuse

560
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: images is that people are hunting them down and and

561
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:55,239
Speaker 1: enjoying these things. And they're not even pedophiles. They're just

562
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 1: people that have become desensitized to what what could I

563
00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: see next that's going to shock me? And that's that's

564
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: the end game of shock. I mean, that's the worst

565
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 1: thing is child like child. So this is a scourge

566
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: is the word I was looking for and said plague

567
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: This is a scourge on society. That is exactly what

568
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: you're talking about of wanting to see or know the

569
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: morbid details of something. And it's just a weird spectrum

570
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,520
Speaker 1: that many people follow down to a place where only

571
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 1: pedophiles have gone before. And that's what the Internet has

572
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,480
Speaker 1: given us. It's made us desensitized. Yes, And I think

573
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Speaker 1: that the the no for me. If it's someone that's

574
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 1: like died, that's my age, you kind of for a while,

575
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,400
Speaker 1: because of my fear of death. I want to know

576
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: why they died or how they died to then go

577
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: I could wrap my head around that and go, okay,

578
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 1: well I'm not going to die. So I don't never

579
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,159
Speaker 1: personalize it. Really. I think I used to do that,

580
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: but now I just when people are old, you just go, oh,

581
00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: i'd like to know, but probably cancer. But when they're young,

582
00:26:53,640 --> 00:27:00,840
Speaker 1: you're like overnose, car accident, suicide. Now the mass shooting, murder, suicide.

583
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 1: There's so many new options now to people our age

584
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 1: killing themselves. Let's get to the newsst Yeah, you did

585
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,840
Speaker 1: you heard it here? First? You there's no way you

586
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: actually heard this story anywhere else. And if you think

587
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 1: you read it somewhere you're lying to yourself anyhow, I

588
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: hope you're having fun out there in all the swells.

589
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: I really do mean that, even that one bitch that

590
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: left me ten years ago named Diane, Okay, that would

591
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: be crazy if you if you dated someone named Diane.

592
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 1: No one's named Diane ten years ago that you were

593
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,879
Speaker 1: because I killed her. Oh yeah, that's true. She has gone.

594
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: You can read about it in my blog. Okay. Well,

595
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: we'll never find out how she died, though, because even

596
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 1: though we really want to know, I can't. That's very

597
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: rude to ask if how Diane died, how I killed her? Yeah,

598
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 1: well I strangled her. I'll let you know. Wait, what

599
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:54,560
Speaker 1: is this from? I killed them all? I killed them

600
00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: all and the bing and I killed them all. I

601
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: don't know, but I love it. I got the checks.

602
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 1: Oh that's what he does that you never saw it?

603
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: Spoiler alert, I mean, like all over. That was a spoiler.

604
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: But yeah at the middle middle middle spoiler is Gwyneth

605
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 1: Paltrow's head is in the circle thing? Yeah no, I

606
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: didn't want to say square. No, dude, I was one

607
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 1: of the meanest things I've ever did in my life

608
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: or done. Did it right? When they were starting usual

609
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 1: suspects you did that purpose? Like, what kind of an asshole?

610
00:28:41,560 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: Am was? I like that guy? That guy? That guy,

611
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,960
Speaker 1: I literally like that guy. I respect thank you. Yeah,

612
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 1: I thought you would hate that guy so much. I

613
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: would hate you to do that to me. But it

614
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:56,000
Speaker 1: sounds like this guy had it coming he did. His

615
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: name was was Kevin? Okay, so right, Kevin? Yeah, you're frat.

616
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: Let's not get into that. Right. Let's check out Andrews

617
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: podcast if you want to hear that. Study shows that

618
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: m d m A, known as ecstasy or molly, can

619
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: bring relief paired with talk therapy to those with severe

620
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: pt Let's let's back up, can bring what can bring

621
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:24,080
Speaker 1: relief when paired would talk therapy to those You put

622
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,760
Speaker 1: an F on that relief before. I just want to

623
00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: say that, and we can go back and listen to

624
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: the tapes. But I want you all to skip back,

625
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: and did you hear it F at the beginning? Okay?

626
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:33,160
Speaker 1: So m d m A apparently I got an F

627
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,760
Speaker 1: for how I read that? Okay, here we go. So

628
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: m M can bring relief to PTSD pds. We see

629
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: PTSD like um Italian Okay, yeah, and the PDS. So yeah,

630
00:29:50,200 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 1: I get can I get is? And then that gets

631
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 1: an m D M A with that? Oh wait, no,

632
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:06,640
Speaker 1: that you can't. It's just being regulated. Like dude, I

633
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:09,600
Speaker 1: am so into this. I wanted I sent you this article.

634
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: I don't even know what it's about because I thought

635
00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: it was gonna be about mushrooms. But I'm so into

636
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,880
Speaker 1: alternative medicine for the p DS and for different trauma,

637
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,280
Speaker 1: whether it's you know, whatever you went through in life,

638
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 1: like you're talking about this other night talk therapy is

639
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,719
Speaker 1: kind of out y'all, Like the new therapy is just

640
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: tripping your balls off and having someone help you through it.

641
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 1: You can get done in three sessions with like mushrooms

642
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: and m D M A and LSD and different therapies

643
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: like this if it's regulated right, three sessions What ten

644
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: years could do to unwind what some soldiers have been through.

645
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: That was like a stat that I read once, But

646
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: tell me more about this. Well, the problem is is

647
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:51,960
Speaker 1: apparently they have to dance with clothes sticks for six days. Okay,

648
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,120
Speaker 1: well that's not bad. Stays with clothes sticks so you

649
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: have to go to Okay, yeah, I think bring Man

650
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,360
Speaker 1: is canceled again. Good good, riddance burning man. Okay, No,

651
00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: but seriously, like ninety people took this study. Did this

652
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: study with the m d M A Okay? I have

653
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: a question though, after this symptoms compared with those who

654
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: received therapy and inactive place Okay, two months after treatment,

655
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: sixty seven percent and participants participants in the m d

656
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: M A group no longer qualified for diagnosis of PAM

657
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 1: okay placebo group. So what was the first number? That

658
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:33,040
Speaker 1: is huge? I mean, this is only a study with

659
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: ninety people, so like, let's like, I don't these these

660
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,720
Speaker 1: studies I always kind of take with a grain of

661
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: salt of like, okay, study, but this is that's those

662
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: are big numbers. But that's what I was going to

663
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: say because I know plenty of people that did a

664
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: lot of molly in my early twenties and they were fried.

665
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: And I've done molly before, and this is the thing

666
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: where let me and they're fried. Because I recently met

667
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:58,720
Speaker 1: someone who seemed a little i will say not didn't

668
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 1: have the like the biggest person all the a little

669
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: like yeah, my friend referred to this person as as

670
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 1: the personality of a dial tone, that they're just a

671
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 1: dial tone, and it was like it made so much sense,

672
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 1: and then we found out possibly that this person might

673
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,520
Speaker 1: have just done too much molly in the past. Is

674
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: that a thing anymore? I mean this, she definitely didn't

675
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 1: A dial tone does not have anything going on, So

676
00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: we're not talking about massive doses of this that are

677
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: going to leave your use. Right. Here's the thing, like,

678
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: sometimes I read these kind of studies and then I go, well,

679
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: how did it affect me when I took molly or ecstasy?

680
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you I was never sadder and

681
00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: more depressed for the next three days of my life.

682
00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: But maybe after that, maybe it does do something. Here's

683
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: the thing you haven't done yours. You don't know where

684
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: you got it. You got it from some guy named

685
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: Tad in a bathroom at a club in you know, beach.

686
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: So I think that was for me to go for.

687
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: That was there was a lot of tea. My god, listen,

688
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: that made up from the fact that you didn't do

689
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,480
Speaker 1: the relief. I already forgot about the fact that you

690
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,600
Speaker 1: said relief, but you didn't say that the half part

691
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: of it. I forgot about it already because about um,

692
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: this is very interesting. I did mushrooms recently, and I

693
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: find them very therapeutic, and just like I don't do

694
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: a lot of them. I didn't want to trip hard,

695
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: but I am scared of that next day of feeling

696
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: depleted and not feeling good or feeling like messing with

697
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: my brain chemistry. But I am already experiencing experimenting myself

698
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,960
Speaker 1: with these kind of different psycho therapies. Because dude, I

699
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta do LST, I gotta do mushrooms, I

700
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,240
Speaker 1: gotta do ayahuasca. I gotta do I gotta do ecstasy.

701
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: I've never done it, and I want to feel it.

702
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: I wanna dance. I will love it so much. I

703
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: can't wait to do it. And I was always scared

704
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,240
Speaker 1: to do it because holes in your brain. But give

705
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 1: me some holes in my brain. Make those holes right

706
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 1: over the place where I got kind of rape kissed

707
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 1: as a teenager. Put another hole over the time that

708
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 1: a guy called me ugly, Like, let's fix these. Let's

709
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 1: put holes where I don't want to remember this trauma,

710
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: which is exactly what this shit is for. Next door,

711
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: fill my holes, please with anything except my asshole. You

712
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,480
Speaker 1: know that thing's bad. Tail Okay, some holes getting speaking

713
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 1: of holes. Here's a story for you. Some holes are

714
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: getting poked in an article put out recently about decreasing

715
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: sperm and shrinking penises. Some holes are getting poked in

716
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,520
Speaker 1: this story. Yeah, apparently. Although the research tried to not

717
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 1: be biased, the studies used did not include men from

718
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 1: all regions of the world. Scientists claim that although plastic

719
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: chemicals can be harmful, there's no way to prove that

720
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: fertility and shrinking penises are only caused by them. Yeah, well, yeah, penises.

721
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,320
Speaker 1: But well that's good because now they can fit inside

722
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: plastic bottles that are going to be the like main

723
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,960
Speaker 1: source of they're going to be Yeah, any you can

724
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: suck anything now because you have smaller penises because plastic

725
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: plastic is trying. And you've ever tried to piss in

726
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:55,359
Speaker 1: a gatorade bottle while you're driving on a long road trip.

727
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: Nicely in a gatorade time it does, it does, but

728
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 1: it's still it's it's diffic a Poland springs, You're you're

729
00:35:01,840 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: pushing your luck. Oh my god, Poland spring Um, what

730
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 1: about like a red bull? Can you just slide it

731
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: in the little that would yet, I'll give you a

732
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: blow jump. That's so toothy, You'll think you're fucking a

733
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:20,400
Speaker 1: red bull can tighten toothy? Um No, that's yeah. Okay,

734
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: So penises are shrinking due to plastics. Listen, and they're

735
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: saying it's not plastics, but that technically penises eyes is

736
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,799
Speaker 1: shrinking based on the regions they covered, even if it

737
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: is like Boston, I'm still worried about the guys penises

738
00:35:30,719 --> 00:35:33,479
Speaker 1: in Boston. Also, I'm not worried about them because sex

739
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: toys make life amazing and guys with small penises can

740
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: have women who are more pleased than men with big penises.

741
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 1: And I promise you that's true. And also, plastics are

742
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: everywhere and we're ingesting them all the time. We will

743
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: only see later how fucking devastating all of these rays

744
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: coming off our phones and you know, sugar and all

745
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,160
Speaker 1: the things were ingesting all the time that we don't

746
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: think of as like cigarette smoke and a little self

747
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 1: help for people out there, Like when I was a kid,

748
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: I chewed on pen caps, I chewed on plastic tops,

749
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 1: and my dick is decent. So for every kid out

750
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 1: there that's listening could have been yeah, oh my god,

751
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: if I didn't chew Listen, the plastic is gonna help

752
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: the girl came in the end because a lot of

753
00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: these dildos and stuff are made from plastic like materials.

754
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 1: So whatever you dick plastic took away from your dick,

755
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: it'll give back to you in other dicks. Next story.

756
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,920
Speaker 1: By the way, dildos aren't as big as I thought

757
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,719
Speaker 1: they were. Yeah, I think men are very concerned the

758
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,959
Speaker 1: dildo is going to be so big. It's like, no,

759
00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:33,879
Speaker 1: they're not. Like the other night, I couldn't even get

760
00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 1: this one in me. I was just like I had

761
00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: to literally go out to my box and open a

762
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,000
Speaker 1: new thing of lube because I was like, this thing

763
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: will not go and I needed it because the one

764
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 1: that moves. I got one that just a stationary and

765
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 1: I have to move, and then I start out with

766
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,640
Speaker 1: that one, and that one was like a super plus

767
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:53,439
Speaker 1: tampon so much you don't even know. I just gave

768
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: you my pillow top mattress, Like I have this awesome

769
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: pillow top mattress that like our mattress top that's just

770
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: this down thing. It's made from down. So I already

771
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 1: don't like it because the animals, but I got it before.

772
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 1: I was like very staunchly that and it makes me

773
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,760
Speaker 1: too hot. It's so fluffy and wonderful, but I just overheat,

774
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: and so I just gave it to Andrew. I'm so

775
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: excited for you to have it. You're it's luxury. I mean,

776
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: I just don't know how that are going to be.

777
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: That's explains why it's it's wet. That's why I wanted

778
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: to tell you. Asked before, why is this damp? And

779
00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 1: smells like a vaginal fluid? And then there we have it.

780
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: You know that I just tried to jerk off on

781
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: one and iron that it was bad. We took a

782
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 1: lot of time with those topics. Let's get to why

783
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: do I care? Why do I care? Why do we care?

784
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: About the celebrity news story? All right, Daria, sound okay?

785
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:49,840
Speaker 1: So okay? Quinn a TikTok person breaks Rya rules and

786
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: leaks of video. Ben Affleck asking why did she unmatched

787
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 1: him study match on Rya, the celebrity dating app, and

788
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,040
Speaker 1: then she thought it was fake because I am on right,

789
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,920
Speaker 1: I've seen been on there and like his profile seems

790
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 1: like like he has pictures. He googled Ben Affleck and

791
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: then took Google image search pictures it's like literally him

792
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 1: walking out to his trash cans like with his ex girlfriend.

793
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 1: No it's not that, but like it's but that makes

794
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,839
Speaker 1: way more sense if she didn't think it was fake,

795
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,280
Speaker 1: and so she unmatched on Riya and then he found

796
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: her on Instagram and sent her what that video was

797
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: him talking? Can we play it really quick? I could

798
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: play it here? Okay, So it says thinking of the

799
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 1: time I matched with Ben Affleck on Riya and thought

800
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: it was a fake. So I unmatched him and he

801
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: sent me a video on it. Oh he is so

802
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: hot in that. I literally got so horny when I

803
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: saw that. His role for Batman. I don't know what

804
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: it is about him. I'm really into him and posted

805
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: on I mean obviously but someone I'm into him being

806
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: like kind of broken now or not broken, but like

807
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,319
Speaker 1: he was open about his breaking his sobriety. He got

808
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:00,719
Speaker 1: that crazy back tattoo that I thought was very vulnerable.

809
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: I really like Ben Affleck and I know will never

810
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:06,560
Speaker 1: never end up together, but I'm shooting my shot every

811
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 1: chance I get. And I talked about it on Conan once.

812
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 1: I was on Riya swiping and I go, I'm just swiped.

813
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: If he was talking about Ryan. I go, I'm just

814
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:16,000
Speaker 1: on there for ben Affleck. I'm just swiping for Benny boy.

815
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 1: And they put um a jif up yesterday of me

816
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 1: saying that, and it was right before that it got announced.

817
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 1: They just random this girl. This girl is just a

818
00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: regular girl. If he's getting unmatched on Riya then finding

819
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 1: her on Instagram to then ask why you on match

820
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: you have a shot with Ben Affleck, I'm here to

821
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 1: say right now, I do know, I don't. This is

822
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 1: this you do this girl? This girl was a great

823
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,960
Speaker 1: I know, but that that this is the thing I don't.

824
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,960
Speaker 1: That that to me did not give me hope because

825
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 1: I thought about it. Believe me, I read this whole

826
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:51,239
Speaker 1: story and I was a little bit annoyed because I

827
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 1: haven't matched with him on Riya. He's seen me on Ryan,

828
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: There's no doubt. I've seen him so many times, so

829
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,719
Speaker 1: he's definitely seen me, and he had to say no

830
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: because we would have matched. So that is the first

831
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: reason I don't think. The second reason is that celebrity

832
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,480
Speaker 1: guys do not want to date comedian women. They are

833
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: too they're too private. I am someone who has talked

834
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: about who I date openly, like it takes a cool

835
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 1: ass motherfucker who is very like okay with every anything

836
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: being said, and and he'd probably and he's into he's

837
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: into like I mean, he dated go to Patro, he

838
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: likes blonds. It's not like something like he's not physically

839
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't be into me. But um, I just I have

840
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 1: to meet him in person and then I probably stand

841
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: a chance. But no, he's going after models. Her name

842
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: like ceties are just like me, just because he was

843
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: in for her, because he was he had looked at

844
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: her profile. He would probably already searched for her when

845
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: he said yes to her and then she matched with him,

846
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,800
Speaker 1: and then they mentioned he got so excited that he

847
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: went to go talk to her or he looked her

848
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: up then you know, he got excited, and then he

849
00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: went back to send her a message on Ryan and

850
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 1: she was gone, so he already had an Instagram. I

851
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: mean it makes sense I would do that, okay, But

852
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: what about this girl going on that one guy? What

853
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 1: about this girl though going on TikTok and and showing

854
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: this video. I mean that's kind of rude. I mean,

855
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 1: and now she's now she can't get it, but like no, no, no,

856
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like in general, like that's a private

857
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 1: d M. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

858
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,040
Speaker 1: It's so funny that I don't think there's anything wrong

859
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 1: with that. I think Ben should laugh about and be like, yeah,

860
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,439
Speaker 1: I said that, Like there's nothing wrong about these things

861
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:27,400
Speaker 1: that people get like admonished for. What's wrong about Ben

862
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:30,000
Speaker 1: Affleck being like, hey, girl, why did you unmatch me?

863
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: It's me Ben, like my private it's a private thing.

864
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 1: But she said, have checked. And I always do check

865
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: with people when I share screenshots of conversations that I'm like,

866
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,479
Speaker 1: this is funny, can I show this? I do check,

867
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: except when it's my mom and I'm making fun of

868
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: the fact that she thought my sister's name for her

869
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: baby was a fake name and said is that really

870
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 1: her name? So there are times when I preached that,

871
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: But overall, yes, I do check. And I've talked about

872
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: celebrities d M ng ME and stuff and broken their privacy.

873
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:59,919
Speaker 1: I think it's something about like seeing the actual any

874
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 1: times video it beats video. Video makes things different. I

875
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 1: don't know why. Like the picture of Julian Edelman after

876
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 1: he had sex after the Super Bowl. The girl posted

877
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:14,040
Speaker 1: in bed with her when she just sucked him. Yes, Penis,

878
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:18,520
Speaker 1: that was like a little weird, like weirdly coloring some plastics. Okay,

879
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: now it's time for our newest segment called oh my God,

880
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,919
Speaker 1: Have you seen this? Thank you? Noah, It's called this

881
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: is oh my God, have you seen this? This is

882
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,960
Speaker 1: where we feature a video or some kind of Internet

883
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,399
Speaker 1: phenomenon that you must know. And I like, I wanted

884
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 1: to keep it like YouTube videos because I think a

885
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 1: very fun thing to do is bring out the computer

886
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,239
Speaker 1: when you're gathered with some friends and just be like,

887
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: let's pull up funny YouTube videos or cool things that

888
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 1: are impactful. And these are just things I hope you've

889
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,360
Speaker 1: seen and I assume you've seen, but if you haven't,

890
00:42:49,840 --> 00:42:53,240
Speaker 1: actually I don't assume you've seen this. Let's but these

891
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 1: these are all sorry, these are all just videos that

892
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: I think everyone should see that are important. And I

893
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:06,360
Speaker 1: also want to ask our listeners to uh suggest different

894
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,759
Speaker 1: titles for this because I want to know what I

895
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:12,879
Speaker 1: must see and what I haven't seen, like examples of this, Yeah,

896
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: it's a bit video face. By writing into the show

897
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:18,400
Speaker 1: the Nicki Glazer Podcast at gmail dot com, or you

898
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: can d m the show Nikki Glazer pod on Instagram.

899
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 1: I want, um yeah, I want to hear what we

900
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: must see and and I'm talking videos like that are

901
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: as good as like Charlie bit my finger, um uh,

902
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 1: the Elizabeth got fingered fingered uh, Kimberly Stewart falling on

903
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: the red carpet, which he started, that motorcycle. Things like

904
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,040
Speaker 1: this that are like, maybe you missed this, but you

905
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: need to see this, Nikki and Andrew. So this is

906
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: the one for you. This started yesterday. I told you

907
00:43:53,719 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 1: to watch Silver Springs or right, I told you to

908
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 1: listen to Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac, the live version,

909
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: because I wanted to day to tell you the story

910
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: of this song and also I want to talk about

911
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: the YouTube video of this exact performance I had you

912
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: listened to by Fleetwood Mac of Silver Springs at uh

913
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: there during their album recording. I think it's called the Dance.

914
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 1: You can look it up on YouTube, the video of it. Now,

915
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: this song got brought to my attention because one of

916
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:29,400
Speaker 1: our listeners, one of our besties, um uh, Alan Carroll,

917
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: one of our best He said, after hearing you talk

918
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 1: on the podcast about haunting an X, I want to

919
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:37,120
Speaker 1: recommend the song Silver Springs by Fleetwood Mac. It's the

920
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 1: ultimate funck you song. Maybe you already know it absolutely

921
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,319
Speaker 1: about about haunting an X and totally empowering, made a

922
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: little spicier because CV nixt wrote it about a bandmate. Also,

923
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,840
Speaker 1: don't let anyone tell you watching more videos is anything

924
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 1: but normal and awesome. Thank you so much, Alan, Alan.

925
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: I definitely revisited the song, and that is what inspired

926
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 1: this segment um because I loved this song when it

927
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: first came into my field of vision in and it

928
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: was all because of that live recording that was done

929
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,319
Speaker 1: of Fleetwood Mac getting back together. They want to They're

930
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: no nominated for a bunch of Grammys for this album.

931
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: The story of Silver Springs, though, is fascinating. Andrew, I

932
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 1: read you the Rolling Stone piece that that captured all

933
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: of it. I just want to paraphrase it for our

934
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,680
Speaker 1: listeners because I don't want to make people go read

935
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 1: that whole article. What do you want to tell the

936
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: story with me? Yeah? So Fleetwood Mac. He she met

937
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 1: Lindsay when they were kids. Stevie Nicks. Stevie Nicks met Lindsay.

938
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: Lindsey Buckingham is the person she wrote it about. He

939
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,399
Speaker 1: is the guitar lead guitarist in Fleetwood Mac. They met

940
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: at religious camp and when they were young, and then

941
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: after high school started dating. Yeah, I was doing word

942
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: economy there but not knowing their last names. Um so

943
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: yeah no so then they Lindsay was was asked to

944
00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 1: be in Fleetwood Mac. He said, I'm not going to

945
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:58,239
Speaker 1: be in there without my girl Stevie. Who were They

946
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 1: were already performing and writing together as a u Oh.

947
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: Lindsay got asked by Fleetwood Mac to join Fleetwood Mac

948
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: that was already a band. Lindsay said, I'm not going

949
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:08,800
Speaker 1: without Stevie. Stevie got brought on and their first self

950
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:13,000
Speaker 1: titled album, I Think was No Rumors was the second one.

951
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: By the time they were writing Rumors, the band started

952
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: breaking up Lindsay and Stevie. Stevie broke up with Lindsay.

953
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 1: Lindsay was frustrated and started just dating other women, and

954
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 1: Stevie couldn't handle it even though she started the breakup.

955
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:29,280
Speaker 1: Christie McVeigh and also, uh the one mix maybe mcleywood

956
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,360
Speaker 1: maybe another it was another bandmate also was breaking up. Rumors.

957
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: That whole album is their breakup songs, so Stevie next

958
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: wrote the song Silver Springs. It wasn't even gonna be

959
00:46:38,080 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: on the album because it was too long. They said,

960
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 1: that's what the producer said back in the day. If

961
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: it was over a certain amount of time, it's not

962
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 1: on there. So it was kind of a slower song.

963
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: The final didn't allow for CDs to just be infinite,

964
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: you know, or you know now digitally you can just

965
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,839
Speaker 1: do however long you want, but it was a certain

966
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: number of space. Yeah, And Stevie Nicks really wanted on

967
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 1: there also because she gave her mother, they're the rights

968
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: to the song, So the song ended up not on

969
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: gave her mother the rights of the song because she

970
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 1: wanted her mom. She wanted to like pay, like make

971
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: her mom some money for like supporting her career and

972
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: like pay her mom. So she goes, I'm gonna give

973
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: her my mom the the creative or like the publishing rights,

974
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: so she'll make a ton of money off this song

975
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,240
Speaker 1: that I just wrote. That is a fucking barn burner

976
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 1: of the song and an amazing song. So then they

977
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,560
Speaker 1: go to put this album together. It doesn't fit on

978
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 1: the album. Max Mick Fleetwood has to take Stevie Nicks

979
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,919
Speaker 1: out in the parking lot and say, hey, this song

980
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: silver Springs is not gonna fit. We can't do it,

981
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: and she is furious. She said every evil thing she's

982
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: ever said to him. It was huge, huge contestion. Finally

983
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 1: they find some way to get this album. On the

984
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:42,439
Speaker 1: B sides of a later release of this, rumors out

985
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: like it's it's just shoved on this like thing that

986
00:47:45,719 --> 00:47:49,680
Speaker 1: only uber fans would ever even get. And Silver Springs

987
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: they played a couple of times live in concert, but

988
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:55,720
Speaker 1: it's never part of their repertoire cut. This is twenty

989
00:47:55,800 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: years after Fleetwood Mac was making rumors they get together

990
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,719
Speaker 1: or they all get back together. Since then, Stevie has

991
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: written a ton about Lindsay. Lindsay was writing about Stevie.

992
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 1: They would always sing stuff to each other, but it

993
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:11,360
Speaker 1: was this song was written. Silver Springs is a town

994
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: in Maryland that Stevin Nick saw signed for when they

995
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 1: were on the road once and was like, that sounds

996
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: like a beautiful place that you like, you just idealize.

997
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,359
Speaker 1: This sounds like a utopia where like that you would

998
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,080
Speaker 1: just want to live in Silver Springs. And the song

999
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:26,080
Speaker 1: silver Springs is about what her relationship with Lindsay Buckingham

1000
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 1: could have been and it's supposed to just be this

1001
00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:32,439
Speaker 1: um kind of fuck you to him. And so then

1002
00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: they reunite for this live performance. And that's what I

1003
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 1: want you guys to go watch tonight in your homework

1004
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:43,120
Speaker 1: because it's fucking wild. And if you tell the story

1005
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: to people before, people watch this because they already know

1006
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,960
Speaker 1: the song. This song was everywhere. So it gets really

1007
00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: good because they're both performing on stage. Lindsay Buckingham is

1008
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: about to be he has a girlfriend at this time.

1009
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:57,720
Speaker 1: Stevie Nicks is newly like a couple of years sober single,

1010
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: and they're both singing this song. They performed together bunch

1011
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: at this point, but like this, they're they're in Burbank

1012
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: filming this live concert, this reunion. They get into Silver

1013
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: Springs that starts and as a great versus, uh, you know,

1014
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: you could be my silver spring blue blue, green colors

1015
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: like I do. I'm working on the stev next impression,

1016
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:18,400
Speaker 1: so I will do a little bit here. Let me

1017
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,400
Speaker 1: just look up the lyrics because I just want to

1018
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: get to the bus part Silver Springs any other for

1019
00:49:25,880 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: me is that like a song can get put out

1020
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: and no one can really like, like does this happen before?

1021
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 1: Where songs get put out and then years later they

1022
00:49:35,760 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: become huge fucking hits, and for some reason our culture

1023
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,799
Speaker 1: was not ready for it. The time wasn't right, or

1024
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: one producer said, it's too long, like this album is

1025
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,760
Speaker 1: going to be more poppy, that's more of a ballad

1026
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,239
Speaker 1: like and then you I love songs that are B

1027
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,839
Speaker 1: sides that end up being your favorite songs. Well All

1028
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: Too Well from Taylor Swift. You told me wasn't that

1029
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:57,799
Speaker 1: big on her record, and now it's like everyone's favorite song.

1030
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: It's it wasn't a single. It's never been a single,

1031
00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: it never will be a single, but it is the

1032
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:06,279
Speaker 1: number one defining song of any Swifties life is All

1033
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,319
Speaker 1: too Well, and it's off red and it was kind

1034
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 1: of like an not an afterthought, but it just wasn't

1035
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: a single. So singles are usually the most popularly accepted,

1036
00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 1: but these other so silver springs. So when she gets

1037
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: to the bridge where she goes, um you know time

1038
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: cast just spell. I'm gonna do my cast. Hold on,

1039
00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: I just a listener her for two seconds that I

1040
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: can nail it. I promise you hold on, let me

1041
00:50:32,160 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 1: pull it up I had it pulled up. You Wow,

1042
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 1: did that just pull up as I googled it on

1043
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 1: my phone? Okay, here goes time cast a spell on you. Okay,

1044
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: this is haunting time cast spell on you. But you

1045
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: won't forget me this part. This is the part I

1046
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 1: love star. Okay. So they're singing next to each other,

1047
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,759
Speaker 1: but they're not looking at each other. Step Nix is

1048
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: grabbing her hair and now she's starting. That's our first

1049
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,040
Speaker 1: time she looks at Lindsey Buckingham on stage. Now she's

1050
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 1: just facing him, saying, I'll follow you down until the

1051
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:08,600
Speaker 1: sound of my voice will haunt you. Now he's looking

1052
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:12,000
Speaker 1: at her. I mean, isn't this powerful? Well, they're just

1053
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: a fool. They're just locking eyes. You guys, this is

1054
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:19,000
Speaker 1: better than a star is born. You'll never get away

1055
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 1: from the sound of a woman that loves you. I

1056
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: will follow you. I just have to. I cannot. My

1057
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: dream is to sing a song like this and look

1058
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: the man in the eyes that has hurt me and

1059
00:51:33,160 --> 00:51:36,120
Speaker 1: made me feel this pain while he's playing lead guitar.

1060
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:39,719
Speaker 1: And I know that like we that I loved him

1061
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 1: in a way that he'll never find a gay. I

1062
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: just I know it's all a fantasy, Like he's probably

1063
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 1: just like, oh my god, just let her sing this

1064
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: part and like get this out. It's just there's something

1065
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:52,360
Speaker 1: about this to me that is just the most powerful

1066
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 1: thing I've seen you see acting like right, they might

1067
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,359
Speaker 1: have been doing this for a little theatrical vibe or whatever,

1068
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 1: because apparently they played it before and they didn't mention that.

1069
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 1: But when you have a backstory and there's a real

1070
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,840
Speaker 1: backstory and there's real history there for some reason as humans,

1071
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 1: I watched them and I go these people loved each other.

1072
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:18,440
Speaker 1: They fucked for a long time and and he was

1073
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: a piece of ship to her after maybe after she

1074
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: broke up, and you could see it because there's there's

1075
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: so much Why is that? Why do we know that

1076
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 1: as people? When people? Because you can hear it in

1077
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:31,840
Speaker 1: her voice, and that's why the song worked on radio

1078
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 1: and was like a hit again because this live performance

1079
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: you there's something there in that room between them that

1080
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,680
Speaker 1: is undeniable. And that is why I love I love

1081
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,120
Speaker 1: music so much because that is not always easy to

1082
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 1: capture with songs, but are people who are amazing singers

1083
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 1: can just take you to an emotion that and capture

1084
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 1: emotions like something, someone could sing that song on American

1085
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:58,000
Speaker 1: Idol and it would give us no feels. But if

1086
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 1: someone was able to inject that, Like when I sing

1087
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 1: certain Taylor Swift songs and I'm feeling that way, they

1088
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: sound so much better than ones where I'm like not

1089
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 1: in the mood to sing them, and it's like this,

1090
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 1: this is just powerful to me because no one was

1091
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 1: actually with me when I was doing no I remember

1092
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 1: when I got to perform on stage and sing karaoke

1093
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 1: with a live band to a Taylor Swift song and

1094
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 1: there was going to be a guy there who the

1095
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: song to me represented in my life and still represents,

1096
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: and he was going to be there, and I go, Noah,

1097
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: this is the best I told you and Jen, who

1098
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:33,120
Speaker 1: were there, I was like, this is my dream is

1099
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,839
Speaker 1: to sing a song about a guy and have him

1100
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:36,800
Speaker 1: be in the room. I've done this so many times

1101
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: with comedy of like knowing, I've dated so many comedians

1102
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 1: and dated so many guys in my band. Final thought here,

1103
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: being able to tell man how much he has hurt

1104
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: you through your art and something you're making money with

1105
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: is a fucking badass move. Here's my question to you,

1106
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,440
Speaker 1: Andrew as a guy who might be on the receiving

1107
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,600
Speaker 1: end of this from like an angry female artist of

1108
00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 1: a woman or a woman. I mean, I've been on

1109
00:54:05,280 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 1: the receiving end of a rap song about me that

1110
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:10,600
Speaker 1: was so done in like hatred of me because I

1111
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:12,279
Speaker 1: broke up with him. So I've been on receiving end.

1112
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 1: But a lyric like that, I want to I want

1113
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,840
Speaker 1: to read you this lyric and if someone sang this

1114
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:23,240
Speaker 1: to you, um, I'll follow you down till the sound

1115
00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: of my voice will haut to And they were looking

1116
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:30,920
Speaker 1: eyes with you. What give me just a chance like that?

1117
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 1: What do you think? Because to me, that's a little

1118
00:54:33,600 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 1: stuff for me. I'll feel like my voice will haunt you.

1119
00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: I think people say being ghosted is horrible, this kind

1120
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: of ghosted where they don't stop talking to you, they

1121
00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: talk in your head for the rest of your life. Yes,

1122
00:54:49,239 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: And I was saying yesterday, how like, thank god Stevie

1123
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,920
Speaker 1: Nicks has a nice voice, because if it's some of

1124
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,320
Speaker 1: the girls that I fucked voices and I had to

1125
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 1: hear him every day, I would be very hard. It

1126
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: would be though, this is this, this is the thing. Yes,

1127
00:55:03,920 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 1: you don't have to go see those people. But there

1128
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,839
Speaker 1: are girls that have posted things on Instagram trying to

1129
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:13,160
Speaker 1: get the same message to you from a picture of

1130
00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,400
Speaker 1: them looking hot, of like I will be on Instagram.

1131
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: I will I will live my life, I will survive.

1132
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:21,720
Speaker 1: You will have to watch me thrive and it won't

1133
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:24,200
Speaker 1: be with you. Everyone has this kind of No matter

1134
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: if you end up finding the love of your life,

1135
00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: there's a secret part of you that wants to like

1136
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,279
Speaker 1: rub it in these guys faces that have hurt you,

1137
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 1: at least for me, Like, and when I was talking

1138
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: earlier about Howard Stern bringing up that guy who hurt me,

1139
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:38,600
Speaker 1: and like, I actually hate that that guy is being

1140
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 1: haunted by my name because it makes me sound like

1141
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,239
Speaker 1: I'm just this girl that's like, oh my god, I

1142
00:55:43,280 --> 00:55:45,399
Speaker 1: blew this guy, and like he's probably like, oh my god,

1143
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,760
Speaker 1: talk about something else. Like I'm more than just blowing

1144
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 1: that guy. That's why it annoys me. But do I

1145
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 1: love the fact that this guy who kind of thought

1146
00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 1: I was just like an afterthought and kind of didn't

1147
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:59,839
Speaker 1: really respect me as like a romantic partner or inner

1148
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 1: the idea of it, even though I was led to

1149
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,440
Speaker 1: believe that, Do I enjoy the fact that now he

1150
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:06,759
Speaker 1: has to see a tweet where he's reminded that I

1151
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,319
Speaker 1: blew him and that people were probably making fun of

1152
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:12,080
Speaker 1: the fact of that on how It's certain, Yeah, I

1153
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,359
Speaker 1: like it a lot. It's and it's not all it's

1154
00:56:15,480 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: it's it's by design. If you hurt me, I will.

1155
00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:20,400
Speaker 1: I want to be famous so that people that have

1156
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 1: rejected me, either you know, popular girls or friends in

1157
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: high school. I'm filling the whole of not being loved.

1158
00:56:28,120 --> 00:56:30,720
Speaker 1: So if you really don't love me, but I wanted

1159
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: you to love you for I'm coming for you. I

1160
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,520
Speaker 1: want to be younger to you that you hurt me

1161
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: and I was better than you thought I was, even

1162
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: though I'm not because what I'm doing. I see you

1163
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: just going on his radio show going I blew you

1164
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:51,960
Speaker 1: twice and now you hear me on how Bernie you

1165
00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:56,239
Speaker 1: never d me back and you're dating a girl that

1166
00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:00,239
Speaker 1: looks like me. Yeah, And he's like, oh god, that

1167
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 1: justice lot. Never get away from my podcast where I

1168
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 1: don't even say your game that turn really ban Joey. Yeah,

1169
00:57:14,160 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 1: he doesn't go, I have to go get a k

1170
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 1: A quick shout out to one person real quick. At

1171
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 1: the end, Meg she sent me. Look at like a like.

1172
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 1: Look at the writing. Okay, there's a she said, hit

1173
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: a picture of an arm. So her grandpa died and

1174
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:33,120
Speaker 1: he wrote her a note before he died. And look

1175
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: how he spelled grandpa. Oh my God, give him the

1176
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: same way Andrew spelled it during poets when he write

1177
00:57:40,680 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: in Greece, and it says, Grandpa loves you. Grandpa loves

1178
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: you more than anything in the whole world. That is

1179
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 1: so sweet to thank you for listening. Who is unreal?

1180
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:55,160
Speaker 1: What an idiot? Sorry about your loss, he goes to

1181
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,160
Speaker 1: the last line. Sorry, he goes. We can maybe give

1182
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: him a break because he's on his deathbed, still in

1183
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: dy go. Your grandpa's a dumb man. I love that

1184
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: fan interaction. Keep him coming. Thank you guys for listening.

1185
00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 1: We'll be here all week. Tell your friends thank you,

1186
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: no uh, and see tomorrow.