WEBVTT - | Ep 85 | Four Times A Night?! 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:04.360 Welcome to Reasonably Shady, a production of the Black Effect 0:00:04.400 --> 0:00:17.520 Podcast Network and iHeartRadio. Welcome to another episode of Reasonably Shady. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:20.040 I am Gazelle Bryant. What's up? What's up my people? 0:00:20.040 --> 0:00:24.480 This is Robin Dixon back at you another day Monday? Yes? 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:26.639 Are you? Are you tanging us on this Monday? You 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.640 look really like Tandy and like pretty? No? No, probably 0:00:29.680 --> 0:00:33.159 just bronzer. Oh yes, bronzer. Yeah, any any type that 0:00:33.280 --> 0:00:36.360 you in particular that you love. Um, what am I 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:40.159 using right now? Charlotte Tillbury? That's what I love all 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.919 right now? Yeah, I love her. And it's like glowy 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:47.280 Oh yes, uh huh Robin Dixon with the glow over here. 0:00:47.600 --> 0:00:50.320 I'll be getting a natural glow one day soon. Yes, 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:52.680 you have a VACA plan. Yes, okay, you can talk 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.160 about it off air, because if Robin tells me now, 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:57.680 y'all gonna meet her at wherever place you're going. So 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:59.240 we ain't gonna tell y'all. I mean, I don't know 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:06.120 about that that. Oh Asia, Asia gonna meet you all right, Okay, anyway, 0:01:06.160 --> 0:01:07.839 we have things that we need to tell y'all about. 0:01:07.880 --> 0:01:11.840 First of all, the Black Effect Podcast Festival is happening 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:15.680 April twenty second. We're so excited about it. It's in Atlanta, Georgia. Yes, 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.520 and it's so our segment is going to be reasonably 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:23.400 shady slash checking in so we'll be with Michelle Williams. Awesome, 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:26.480 that'll be fun. It's gonna be all about your mental health. Yes, 0:01:26.560 --> 0:01:29.560 you know, we're gonna make it shady and reasonable. All 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:31.880 that is done. Yeah, But and then the rest of 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:36.000 the people in the lineup are like just hilarious horrible decisions. 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:39.000 Eighty five South. I found out that it's gonna be 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:43.959 making an appearance with horrible decisions. Are you spoiling? Are you? Oops? 0:01:44.400 --> 0:01:48.000 That was a sport? Take it out? Take it out, Taylor. Okay, 0:01:48.080 --> 0:01:52.000 never mind. Anyway, eighty five South and a bunch of 0:01:52.000 --> 0:01:54.680 other people. It's gonna be bit fun. Yes, so I'm 0:01:54.720 --> 0:01:56.960 super excited about it. Get your tickets with black Effect 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.920 dot com. Black Effect dot Com. Yes, get your tickets. 0:02:00.120 --> 0:02:03.800 And I think that it's oh, it's able twenty seconds, 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:07.000 able twenty second and like, I get your tickets like now, 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.399 because I believe it's like almost sold out, is it? Yeah? 0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:11.520 I think so? Okay, I hope they have some some 0:02:11.600 --> 0:02:14.600 VIP passes because you know, Jamal Brian said he wants 0:02:14.600 --> 0:02:17.280 to come. Oh really yeah, since he's in Atlanta. I'm like, boy, 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:18.919 you can stand back in the state. Can't sit in 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:23.640 general population now he cannot anyway. Also, I want to 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:27.120 remind you guys that your girl here, Gizelle Bryant, is 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:29.680 on season three of Ultimate Girls Trip. It is now 0:02:30.000 --> 0:02:34.680 running streaming on three episodes on Peacock, So get your 0:02:34.840 --> 0:02:37.760 entire life and watch it because it is fun. It's funny. 0:02:37.840 --> 0:02:40.919 It's um some girls from Miami, we got some Salt 0:02:40.960 --> 0:02:43.720 Lake girls. We have Leah from New York, myself, Porsche. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:48.400 It is a lot of funny drama. Have you seen 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.519 the episode chat? Yeah? I saw three of them, three 0:02:50.520 --> 0:02:53.000 of them. Yeah, Okay, it's good stuff. Yeah. It's because 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:56.000 we're like by episode three, like we're like getting into 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:59.000 our group. Okay. So I'm I'm excited about the rest 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.520 of the episodes. And how many episodes are there? I 0:03:01.560 --> 0:03:05.520 think seven? Okay, seven or eight? Yes, So this is 0:03:05.560 --> 0:03:09.640 exciting peacock. If you don't have Peacock, listen, stop being cheat. 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:11.840 I think it costs one four dollars nine. Yeah, I 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.880 think I pay four ninety nine. Yes, so stop being 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.440 cheap and go ahead and get your get your peacock on, 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.560 your peacock on. Yes, okay, so I'm gonna have to 0:03:19.560 --> 0:03:23.880 find time to sneak and watch it. Why did the sneak, Well, 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:27.640 because you know, somebody's home a little bit more often 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:33.680 and as recently shady MoMA not the week no, okay, 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:35.840 I mean they just take up the viewing, you know, 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:38.120 the the you know when when the men are in 0:03:38.160 --> 0:03:41.440 the house. Yes, they don't really like to watch the 0:03:42.120 --> 0:03:45.480 girl siality TV types. Okay, so I get it. I'm 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:49.000 gonna have to you know, playing my time. Can you 0:03:49.040 --> 0:03:51.040 tell Wan I'm in it? Maybe he wants to see 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:52.920 it because I'm in it. He doesn't know he doesn't 0:03:53.400 --> 0:03:56.560 watch the show that I'm on. Oh that's right, I forgotten, 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:02.240 and that he's on sometimes. Okay, so yeah, okay, all right, 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:04.920 we'll sneak. Yeah, so I have to like do it 0:04:04.960 --> 0:04:07.320 when he's like out the house or something. Okay, all right, 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:09.480 I respect that, um okay, but do you have a 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:18.080 reason to be shady moment? Of course? Well sometimes I don't, Okay. 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:23.000 So this past weekend, we celebrated Corey's fifteenth birthday. Yes, course, 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:24.760 his birthday was actually a couple days ago on the 0:04:24.760 --> 0:04:27.960 twenty first. Okay, um, so we went to paint We 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:31.640 took ten of his friends to paintball. Oh wow, yeah 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:34.280 that was fun. Um it was called outside We did paintball. 0:04:34.440 --> 0:04:36.800 We did we you know, took him to eat afterward, 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.520 and then like they weren't that wasn't enough. They wanted 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:41.440 to come back to my house and play basketball. You 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:43.599 have a basketball court outside. They want to come dunk 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:46.400 on each other whatever, blah blah blah. So you know 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:48.960 when they kind of asked that, that's when it was 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.560 kind of like, oh, it's like, okay, let me whom 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.800 that parents going to pick them up? Did you have 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:58.960 a time? Oh okay. So all these kids, for whatever reason, 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:03.360 their mama and daddy was busy. Right, They're like, I'm 0:05:03.400 --> 0:05:06.440 out of town. I gotta do this, I gotta do that. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:11.760 So we actually rented a fifteen passenger van nice and 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:15.480 picked up like, well, we had we had some meat 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.159 at my house and then other ones I had to 0:05:17.200 --> 0:05:20.080 pick up. I mean I literally was driving why and 0:05:20.160 --> 0:05:23.480 I took turns driving a fifteen passenger van picking these 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.279 kids up. Was there a stripper pole in the back. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:28.560 So it wasn't that kind of party van. No, it 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:32.039 was not a party busy. It was I just wonder 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:34.880 what kind of party Corey had at fifteen and he 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:37.800 had a stripper No, it was like as if you 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:40.680 were taking a basketball team or a tournament, like you know, 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:42.919 I done that before. Whatever. So it's like rows and 0:05:42.960 --> 0:05:46.520 stuff whatever. So had to load up the passenger van, 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:49.400 play kids up, take them home, all that, blah blah 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:53.280 blah whatever. So anyway, so after they finished eating, they 0:05:53.320 --> 0:05:55.719 come back to my house, they play basketball. The outside 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.400 one is already like I can tell it, I can 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.840 see it, or he's getting nervous. But because you know, 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:04.320 when you have that that many boys, they're gonna they're 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:06.760 gonna be dirty, ya. You know, they're gonna stum in 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:09.720 right they stick. Oh that's the other that's the other 0:06:09.720 --> 0:06:11.400 reason why I had to get the van. Why because 0:06:11.400 --> 0:06:14.640 they stink? Yes, Because so I was like, well, I 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.040 like we can just both drive like my car, your 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.320 car will pick the kids up. Blah blah. He was like, 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:23.880 I don't want those stinky boys in my car. I 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:26.120 don't want Chick fil A and his call. He don't 0:06:26.160 --> 0:06:30.080 want any kids that not his and his car. Wine 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:33.720 has demanding out here. He was like, they're gonna they're 0:06:33.720 --> 0:06:36.760 gonna paintball. They're gonna be dirty, dirty instinct, they're gonna 0:06:36.760 --> 0:06:40.760 be stinky. Let's just rent a van, I sell. Oh kay, 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.280 So I'm with Wine on that. You are, yes, okay, 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:46.080 all right, fine. I was just like whatever, and then 0:06:46.080 --> 0:06:48.320 they can all be together. They don't have to split up, right, 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.159 And I mean it was fun in the end because yeah, 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:52.080 they were all together and they all, you know, laughing 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.320 and joking in the van whatever, blah blah blah. So 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.240 the shady park comes, they come. They you know, they 0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:59.760 finished playing basketball. They come in the house and you know, 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:04.160 they all kind of going upstairs to the kid's rooms. Um, 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:08.560 but we noticed one like snuck downstairs, okay, right, and 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:12.040 then he came back upstairs. And so one was like, 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:14.840 he went and used the bathroom. Let me go check 0:07:14.880 --> 0:07:17.720 his dad amount. So he went in the bathroom. For 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:21.840 whatever reason, there was mounds of toilet paper left in 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.720 the toilet. Okay, Like it was just that he flushed 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:28.000 the toilet. It doesn't look so he must have gone 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:31.520 number two and he must have flushed his two, and 0:07:31.560 --> 0:07:34.520 then white, and then left all the toilet paper, right, 0:07:34.600 --> 0:07:37.520 this is I'm not done, okay, and left all the 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:40.800 toilet paper just sitting in the toilet. Okay. So that's 0:07:40.800 --> 0:07:44.160 and then one is like, um, the sink is not wet. 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.880 He didn't wash his hands anyway. Okay, let's let's keep 0:07:48.800 --> 0:07:52.800 let's on to the inspect the games. Yeah, he is 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:56.440 like he he's very you know, I don't know, cleanly. 0:07:56.520 --> 0:07:58.480 He's just like in touch with the boys, like yaid, 0:07:58.520 --> 0:07:59.720 he got a whole bunch of boys. He want to 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.440 make sure not peeing on the floor because he will 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.880 make them come and clean up. He up. Okay, okay, 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:08.880 so thank god I got girls who yes, yes, so 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:11.440 we so, you know, we kind of quietly dealt with that. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:16.280 And then it was literally like ten minutes later, I 0:08:16.440 --> 0:08:18.400 hear a bunch of commotion and the boys are like, 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:22.080 oh my god, oh sorry, okay, let me take the 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:26.880 name out, like say, let's take the name. Yeah, They're like, 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:30.480 oh my god. He stopped to toll it up. Hey, 0:08:30.560 --> 0:08:34.640 stopped to toll it up. Now this is upstairs, upstairs, 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:38.240 So another kid went number two. I can't in the 0:08:38.360 --> 0:08:42.000 kid's bathroom. What totally stopped to toll it up, Like 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:47.160 what came out of his body? An animal? What in 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:50.040 the world? Right? I was just like, what is happening 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:53.200 with these kids? So that I was like, well, I 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.760 was like, y'all gotta go get on out of here. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.840 Let's go, let's get them out of here. Like it 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:03.760 was like literally party over. Let me let me tell 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:07.760 you when that reminded me? Okay, women, party over? How 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:11.240 did they get picked up? You? No, I still have to. 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:13.800 We had to drive them home in the van. And 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:15.440 so we're in the van and the whole time the 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.040 kids are just like they're like getting on the kid 0:09:18.080 --> 0:09:22.120 that stopped to toll it up, and like they posted 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:26.800 all these memes on Instagram and oh embarrassing him. Yes, 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:30.880 oh my god. What boys? Dude, boys, dude. Okay, So 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:35.400 when when we're in season and we're filming, yes, I 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.560 tell the crew they cannot go number two in my house. 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:40.560 Have you do you do that? Well? I don't do that. 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:44.840 Bwana is always checking behind them. Okay, sure, yes, you 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:46.600 cannot do that in my house. And they know that. 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:49.360 It's like a rule. So like they found some bathroom 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:52.040 like as some gas stations around I think it's far away. 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:55.480 You can't give them like a bathroom that you don't frequent. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:57.240 Oh I never go in this bath the bathroom that 0:09:57.240 --> 0:09:58.880 they do use, they never go there. But it's like 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:01.719 that's not the point. The point is there have been 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:05.040 times when somebody and I know who he is, he's 0:10:05.080 --> 0:10:11.440 a tall black cameraman up my house. On several occasions 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.040 I said, oh, hell no, we ain't doing this. Oh 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.679 y'all cannot go. If y'all even think about going number two, 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:21.280 you got to vacate the building. Hilarious. I mean, that's 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.000 so crazy because like it is crazy when we're filming, 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:25.800 we have so many people in and out of our 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:28.120 house and so not even just going number two. But 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:31.640 you know, but you know, I will say they do 0:10:32.080 --> 0:10:34.720 clean up after themselves. They do for sure. Yeah, I've 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:37.600 never gone in my bathroom and been like, damn, I 0:10:37.640 --> 0:10:39.760 can't believe they did that. They even bring in their 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:43.200 own like paper, so paper towels and all that type 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.080 of stuff, so they're not using our stuff. So I 0:10:45.120 --> 0:10:50.080 appreciate that, but oh my gosh, that so so you know, 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.480 want is real. He can't he can't do my ace. 0:10:52.559 --> 0:10:55.360 He can't do you know, stopped up toilets and stuff. 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:58.480 So that was my treat to go and stop. Oh 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.080 you don't have to do it. Yes, So your shady 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:05.080 moment is this child and the toilet, Yes, the toilet, Yes, 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.400 all of the activity in my house with all the toilets. Yes, 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:11.800 that's that's a bit much, um, far different from my 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:16.280 shady moment of the weeks. Yes, okay, So if you 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:20.640 live in the in the DMV right now, all anyone's 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:26.600 talking about is peak bloom. Yes, okay, cherry freaking peak bloom. Yes, 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:32.600 and it's the cherry blossoms. So I have allergies like 0:11:32.640 --> 0:11:34.960 this is like the first year that these cherry blossoms are, 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.440 Like I can feel it in my head, my nose, 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:41.199 My nose is always running. Yeah. So peak bloom is 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.400 my shady moment of the week. Yeah. Yes, the cherry 0:11:43.400 --> 0:11:46.440 blossoms are amazing. Yes, Potomac has cherry blossoms. As it's 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:49.400 like flower. Does anybody else have a Yeah we have 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:53.640 a flower? No, wait a minute, our state flower. No, 0:11:53.760 --> 0:11:57.520 we have cherry blossoms. Potomac has. The Real Housewives of 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:03.160 Potomac has cherry bloom. Yes, and our logo Yeah, I 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.480 don't care anymore. And they're extremely pretty. But I can't 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:08.240 take it. I know, I want the peak bloom to 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.319 be over. Have you always had allergies? Because I've had 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:14.520 because not this, not this time of season, like a 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:16.760 little bit later. Like yeah, they say it's like earlier 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:19.600 this year or something. Oh it is because the because 0:12:19.600 --> 0:12:23.600 of our weather has been warmer, so the cherry blossoms 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:27.160 are blooming earlier, and so like that's why you're feeling 0:12:27.160 --> 0:12:29.679 it earlier. Okay, something like that. I thought it was 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:31.800 peak bloom. If I hear peak bloom on the news 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.840 one my time peak blow, you know, yes, you know 0:12:33.880 --> 0:12:37.000 they're there. It's like they're watching it. They're like waiting. 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:40.280 It's like it's always it's a whole thing. It's a countdown. 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:43.199 Yeah yeah, but oh yeah. My the other day, I 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:45.360 was just like on the couch and I was like, 0:12:45.920 --> 0:12:48.480 my allergies are killing me. It was just all my eyes, 0:12:48.559 --> 0:12:51.679 my head, my and then it makes you fatigued, like 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:53.880 all of it. I was just like, oh, I'm dying. 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:55.960 But like, you know, what can we do? What can 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:58.040 we do? Um? We we we can move to the 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:02.280 elon musk Town and tells weekend, Yes, have you heard 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:06.640 of this. No, so Elon Musk is building an entire town. Yeah, 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:11.120 that is just for his employees in Texas. So that 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.960 means that you go to work with these people, go 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:16.600 and then you go home and ce these people, oh 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:18.880 my god. And then you go to the jim and 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.520 see these people, like how can you get rid of 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:24.800 these people? What is it? Like? Why? Like? This is it? Man? 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:28.319 So when you say his employees, his employees that would 0:13:28.320 --> 0:13:31.520 work for tech, I guess I think Twitter or no, 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:34.520 it can't be Twitter because Twitter is in I don't. 0:13:34.559 --> 0:13:37.120 I mean, you see moving everyone like what listen? They go? 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:41.760 That reminds me of that movie m Jim Carrey was in. 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:45.240 I used to love that movie. What's it? Ah? What 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:48.800 is it called? It was so good. I love that movie. 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:53.320 It's like I don't know what Pleasantville? Pleasantville? Yes, huh, 0:13:53.320 --> 0:13:56.120 he wasn't in Pleasantville. I think that that was Tom Hanks. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:58.880 That was the other white man. I remember when they 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:01.800 like at the end are like on a boat and 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:03.760 they're going away and then they like run into the 0:14:04.160 --> 0:14:06.800 um like the wall because it was like they were 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:09.920 on a cell. Yea, am I getting my movies mixed up? 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:13.000 The movie Robin was trying to remember is the Truman 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:18.760 Show from nineteen ninety eight. It's nothing real you We're real. 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:24.160 That's what made you so good to watch. Listen to me, Truman. 0:14:24.840 --> 0:14:28.640 There's no more truth out there than there is in 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:32.680 the world I created for you. Yes, okay, college is 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:35.320 gonna figure that out. But could you can you imagine 0:14:35.880 --> 0:14:38.520 seeing people that you work with twenty four seven? Yeah, no, 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.120 that's an absolute not. But I think that happens in 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.720 small towns, Like there are some very small towns in 0:14:44.720 --> 0:14:49.440 America where like everybody knows everybody. Yeah no, right, I don't. 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.480 I don't need to know you or want you want 0:14:51.520 --> 0:14:54.640 you around. I need a break, right, and I need 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.280 to I need a point in the day that I'm 0:14:57.320 --> 0:15:00.600 around people that I don't know and they don't know me. Right, So, 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:03.040 what is the name of this town? Do we know? 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:06.120 It's called Elon Musk, It's called Musky Down. I made 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:14.720 that up. I don't know. But it's in Texas. So 0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:18.200 when me and my girlfriends get together, we always like 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:22.520 pull out what are what we're using our hacks or whatever. 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:24.880 So I have a girlfriend and so she was like, 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:26.840 I'm just tell do you use chlorophyll in your water. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.200 And I was like no, and so she was like, 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:32.360 I got something, pulled it out of her purse or 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:34.960 her pocket. I don't know. People people at the we're 0:15:35.000 --> 0:15:37.120 at the table at breakfast. Everybody started pulling out that 0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:41.440 ship that they use. So one girl has um has 0:15:41.480 --> 0:15:44.040 this poop spray that is like if you spray, if 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:46.960 you sprayed anywhere in like a fifty mile radius, it 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:50.320 like clears up all sense. It's not the poopery, it's 0:15:50.360 --> 0:15:53.400 not poopery. It's better than better than pop. Yes, okay, 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:55.720 let's get back to the chlorophyll. So she was like, here, 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:58.400 put it in your water. Okay. So I like fifteen 0:15:58.440 --> 0:16:00.480 drops in my water and I was like, is this 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:02.800 gonna make my poop turn green? She was like hell no, girl, 0:16:03.160 --> 0:16:06.360 but it's gonna make you if you far, it's gonna 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:10.520 smell good. And if if somebody does any licking of 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:15.440 the vagina, it's supposed to taste really good. Okay. Is 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:17.920 that why she takes it? But I don't know. I 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.080 don't ask these questions. I just was like, oh girl, 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.480 this is good. So she put it in my drink 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:24.920 and then I bought something Okay, Yes, it does turn 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:31.320 your poop greene Okay, I'll let y'all know about the rest. Okay, 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:36.680 but what is so you bought it specifically to make 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:40.800 your vagina be tasty? Yeah, my vagina is already taste. Okay, 0:16:41.240 --> 0:16:44.680 that's the word on the street. Okay, I got knock 0:16:44.720 --> 0:16:48.960 up lights. Um. But but you know, one girl likes 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:52.560 to have another purpose. Then I think it's like whatever, whatever, 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:55.440 you just I think it's a dietary supplement. So you 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.280 just think you're just taking chlorophylle just because listen, you 0:16:58.320 --> 0:17:03.520 don't know why you're taking chlorophylle. Listen, tasty vagina. I 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:05.639 think it's good. You said it was already tasty or 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:10.200 what else? Like robbing? Look, stop hayting. I feel hatation 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:12.399 come across the room right now. I'm just trying to 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:16.199 get clarification. And if and if I farted, which I 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:18.000 don't do often them we know you don't fart at 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.200 all ever never, But if you did fart, it was 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:23.600 it would not smell. Okay, there'd be no smell to it, 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:27.080 and that's why it cleans out your system. Now, that's 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:31.080 why right now, going the extra mile, it's not or 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:33.359 if I bought it on Amazon nineteen ninety nine. This 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:36.280 is no sweat off my back fifteen drops in the morning, Like, 0:17:36.359 --> 0:17:39.159 this is not a big deal, and then it is 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:41.240 you have to like remember to do that. No, I don't. 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:43.919 It's right there by the rest of my vitamins. Okay, 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:47.359 So anyway again, I will, I will let y'all know 0:17:47.400 --> 0:17:49.639 about I just started taking it. I think I need 0:17:49.680 --> 0:17:52.280 some time for to kick in for the tasty vagina. 0:17:52.400 --> 0:17:58.160 I'll let you know. I actually don't care what I'm 0:17:58.200 --> 0:18:01.240 just I'm just saying the people want to know now 0:18:01.560 --> 0:18:05.240 speaking of tasty vaginas we and this is the last 0:18:05.320 --> 0:18:08.320 time we're talking about this guy, Robin, the last time 0:18:09.359 --> 0:18:12.080 that we're talking about Nick Cannon. M this is it. 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:14.280 I know you had a baby by him. Yeah, you 0:18:14.320 --> 0:18:17.000 had number twelve or eleven? Which one did you have? 0:18:17.440 --> 0:18:21.760 M thirteen? You had thirteen. Yeah. He's come out to 0:18:21.800 --> 0:18:24.600 say a couple of things. One he wished he had 0:18:24.600 --> 0:18:28.040 a baby with Christina Milliona. How do you come out, 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:30.679 how do you have twenty five babies? And then you 0:18:30.720 --> 0:18:33.800 say I wish I had a baby one that got away. 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:36.920 That's the one that got away, because she looks nothing 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:40.520 like the rest of my baby. Mama was like, what 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:42.760 she looks just like the rest of them? So is 0:18:42.800 --> 0:18:44.800 it because he just wants to like keep them in 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:47.040 his life? Like, Okay, why does he want a baby 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:49.960 with Christina Million? Is because he wants the baby too, 0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:51.680 he thinks she looks like her or he wants to 0:18:51.760 --> 0:18:53.679 like be in her life for the rest of I 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:56.679 think he wants to be anything in her life. I 0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:59.560 don't know. I don't know, but he hasn't figured out 0:18:59.560 --> 0:19:03.320 that these baby grow up, right, they become teenagers? Yeah, 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:06.000 and they go away. Well that's why he's continuing to 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:08.360 have them. Oh, because they because he knows they grow 0:19:08.440 --> 0:19:10.760 up and they go away. Okay, Now this is the 0:19:10.760 --> 0:19:12.840 other thing he said. Okay, no, go ahead, no, no, 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:14.440 go ahead. This the other thing he said that I 0:19:15.560 --> 0:19:20.320 felt in my bones that I need to talk about it. Okay, okay. 0:19:20.440 --> 0:19:24.320 So he said, Maria carry love it his life. She's 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:27.679 sent from God. Yeah she is. She is like God 0:19:27.920 --> 0:19:30.840 in a woman. Okay, Okay, She's the best thing that's 0:19:30.840 --> 0:19:35.480 ever walked. Right. Do you think Jamal is saying that 0:19:35.560 --> 0:19:41.639 about me? Because I am his ex wife and I 0:19:41.720 --> 0:19:45.840 want to know we need to get him him back. 0:19:46.440 --> 0:19:48.240 I don't. I don't think he would say it in 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:52.680 those words. I don't think he's ever taught that. And 0:19:52.800 --> 0:19:54.680 I need to I need to talk to Maria. How 0:19:54.720 --> 0:19:57.199 do you get a man who you're now divorced from 0:19:57.240 --> 0:20:00.240 to say you are sent from God? Well, that's because 0:20:00.280 --> 0:20:04.040 she's Mariah Carrey. What is that? I'm just zell Brian's 0:20:04.560 --> 0:20:06.920 I mean, Mariah carry is like, she's got one of 0:20:06.960 --> 0:20:11.360 the most beautiful voices in the world. He didn't specified out, 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:13.159 he didn't say her voice is said from God, but 0:20:13.600 --> 0:20:16.600 he said that she's so cool, she's so down to earth, 0:20:16.920 --> 0:20:20.119 she's just like so funny. So it's he's probably like, 0:20:20.160 --> 0:20:22.760 oh my god, this is a megastar here, and she's 0:20:22.800 --> 0:20:27.159 just like so cool. You're like describing me. I'm so cool, 0:20:27.440 --> 0:20:32.120 I'm so funny. I'm a megastar. Okay, Well, let's see 0:20:32.160 --> 0:20:35.119 what your boss has to say. Listen, we're gonna were 0:20:35.119 --> 0:20:36.680 in a couple of months, we're gonna get him back on. 0:20:36.840 --> 0:20:38.960 We're just gonna ask him that question. She might say that, like, 0:20:39.160 --> 0:20:42.320 does it sound like Nick Cannon has regret? Maybe? Like 0:20:42.359 --> 0:20:45.200 does he probably, Maria, Yeah, I'm sure he does. Yeah, 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:47.640 Well maybe not, because then he wouldn't have twenty five 0:20:47.720 --> 0:20:52.280 more kids, which he seems like he think very happy 0:20:52.280 --> 0:20:54.919 to have the void that Mariah has left him. We 0:20:55.040 --> 0:20:57.400 have figured it out. He has all these kids because 0:20:57.400 --> 0:21:00.040 he got divorced from Mariah. Yes, look at you, I 0:21:00.200 --> 0:21:03.080 been are you doctor Phil? I mean it takes a 0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:05.880 little bit of like uncovering the layers. You peeled back 0:21:05.920 --> 0:21:09.480 them layers and peeled them back. Yes, and but Jamal 0:21:09.640 --> 0:21:12.720 he said that he wants you to He wants to 0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:14.960 feed you ice chips. Are you're gonna feed him ice chips? 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:18.600 So he woun feel the same way. Okay, We're gonna 0:21:18.640 --> 0:21:22.040 move on. Okay. So, um, do you want to give 0:21:22.040 --> 0:21:25.440 me any um any hacks since we were talking about 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:27.320 hacks I mean, or anything that you use that you 0:21:27.359 --> 0:21:30.199 feel like I need because you're gonna buy chlorophille? No, 0:21:30.280 --> 0:21:33.920 I'm not. You have not convinced me. Well, what one 0:21:34.200 --> 0:21:40.960 wants you to buy chlorophil? He's fine, Okay, moving on, 0:21:41.320 --> 0:21:44.120