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Speaker 3: I've said this before and I'll say it again.

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Speaker 1: It's amazing what you can do with just one fingers.

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Speaker 4: Have ever been spoken my friend?

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Speaker 3: Absolutely?

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Speaker 1: I mean you can summon a passing card and get

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Speaker 1: off on the freeway, all it takes is one digit

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Speaker 1: to let them know how.

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Speaker 3: You really feel.

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Speaker 4: Powerful number.

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Speaker 1: But maybe the most useful thing your finger can do

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Speaker 1: is send out the perfect text message from your phone.

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Speaker 5: Else what's going?

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's just focus on the texting. But what if

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Speaker 1: you don't know what to say? Well, that's when you

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Speaker 1: email us for a little finger assistance. In a segment

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Speaker 1: that we call.

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Speaker 3: Textual Alexis is blushing.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't heard it before, it's our way of

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Speaker 1: helping out listeners who have an issue in the text apartment.

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Speaker 1: Maybe they aren't very good at texting, maybe the situation's

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Speaker 1: a little uncomfortable. Whatever it is, we're willing to help

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Speaker 1: them out. And who's today's honored guests that need some

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Speaker 1: textual healing. Her name is Edie. Edie, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: Hi, thank you for having me.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, you say that now, Edie. We'll see where

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Speaker 4: we end up by the end of this.

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Speaker 1: So tell us about your's situation and how we can

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Speaker 1: help heal you textually.

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Speaker 5: Okay. So I have this group of friends who I

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Speaker 4: And I pictured bongo drums and the Indigo girls just

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Speaker 5: I like a lot of roset I love them. I've

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Speaker 4: That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Well that's kind of where this all stems from. So

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Speaker 4: Oh wait, and she was she was on the text thread.

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Speaker 5: Well i'd have said it out loud. I didn't say

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean that would be brutal.

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Speaker 4: That was your response to her, here's my baby? Okay,

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Speaker 4: that makes more sense. Okay, you're just talking with your girlfriends.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. And like, obviously I know it's not the

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Speaker 5: I texted the group's dead and I was like, where

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Speaker 5: I want to read it to you. Hell, let me Okay.

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Speaker 5: I pulled it up so it says so dot dot dot,

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Speaker 5: I hear you think I have an ugly baby rated

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Speaker 4: Why would they do that?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, And I feel like I can't even

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Speaker 5: like which one of you did it? Because that also

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Speaker 4: They're lower than you, and you didn't even say ugly baby.

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Speaker 4: You were just making a Danny DeVito joke. If anything,

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Speaker 5: I mean, I know, I just I do feel bad

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Speaker 5: I don't want to not be part of the group now,

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, God, okay, dude, that's a lot.

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Speaker 3: That is a lot.

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Speaker 1: So we need to come up with a text to

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Speaker 4: Here's the thing you didn't tell the mom to her face, Like,

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Speaker 4: I'm really in between right now, do you play dumb? Like,

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Speaker 1: Is there any chance though, that that would work, because

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Speaker 1: I feel like when people play dumb when obviously they

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Speaker 5: I mean yeah, I feel like then other people are

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Speaker 4: Maybe you a very cool friend group.

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Speaker 2: By the way, you just admit what you said, but

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Speaker 4: I I didn't say lie.

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Speaker 2: I just said she doesn't know.

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Speaker 4: Well she she never said the ugly part, so like

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Speaker 4: obviously the woman who told her this, whoever it was,

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Speaker 4: did it in a very spiteful, meaningful way, so you

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Speaker 3: Said, say who told you? Who's the snake?

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Speaker 5: I don't want it to feel like that.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't want that either.

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Speaker 3: Well, maybe instead of running away from this.

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Speaker 4: You hear me jump into it?

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Speaker 3: What if you double down, like what you don't.

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Speaker 4: Think Danny DeVito's cute? Question mark?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, Like am I wrong? He does look like

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Speaker 1: Danny DeVito? And Danny DeVito is in my bucket list?

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Speaker 4: I said, no one, no one believes bucket list thing,

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Speaker 4: and then you're putting the baby in the bucket list.

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Speaker 3: No, but then you know what, then it's funny.

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Speaker 5: It just I don't hate though, like the idea of

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could clarify like, oh my god, no, I

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Speaker 4: Just say what you don't think Danny Tovato's adorable?

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Speaker 1: Yashi mark, and then and then put a little baby

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Speaker 4: And to be honest, Danny DeVito very round like a

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Speaker 5: I mean, he really is. But I do feel like

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Speaker 5: I need to still say I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Oh absolutely, just say I am so sorry. But don't

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Speaker 4: you think Danny DeVito's kind of cute, not kind of like.

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Speaker 3: I didn't mean it in a bad way, don't you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know he's wrinkly and ball.

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Speaker 3: No, no, don't, don't. Don't describe all his bad features.

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Speaker 4: You just men and ball.

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Speaker 3: He's a little overweight, he's I don't think you do

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Speaker 4: Honestly, those are words you could use to describe a baby.

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Speaker 2: Sure, but you don't need funny Okay.

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Speaker 4: I thought we were leaning in.

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Speaker 1: Less is more here, bro Okay, maybe we lean in later, okkay,

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Speaker 3: We just need to be vague here, right.

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Speaker 4: You don't think Danny DeVito's cute.

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Speaker 3: Question marks man a baby emoji with an old man emoj?

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't think we need the old man emoji.

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Speaker 3: Okay, just the baby?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you?

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Speaker 5: Maybe like a little hard eye emoji? Is that weird?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 3: That's good.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't think Danny DeVito's cute.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you don't think Danny DeVito's cute. I mean, in

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Speaker 5: some ways he really actually kind of is if you

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Speaker 4: That listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you right now, she's

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Speaker 4: She's very fragile.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So Eadie, go ahead, you finish up texting that

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Speaker 5: I say it right now.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song, will come back, will continue

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Speaker 1: textual healings. See if that mom responded right after this.

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Speaker 1: Our text board is flooded with messages right now from

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Speaker 1: listeners defending Danny DeVito good looks. People are saying he's

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Speaker 1: a hunk, he's an adonis. I have no idea, But

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Speaker 1: the reason that this is happening is because one of

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Speaker 1: of looks like a mini Danny Devita.

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Speaker 4: The newborn baby, brand new.

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Speaker 1: And you know, she meant it as a joke, just

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Speaker 4: So malicious, Like, what possibly could you gain from that

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Speaker 4: other than outing this girl and they hate you.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like normal women.

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Speaker 1: It is not.

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Speaker 4: It's not. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: After that happened, Edie was not invited to the next

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Speaker 1: get together with that group of women Caddy. In fact,

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Speaker 1: she got a text directly from the mother calling her

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Speaker 1: we came up with a text that was trying to

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Speaker 1: along the lines of like, we didn't mean that in

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Speaker 1: a bad way. You don't think Danny DeVito is really cute?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, with a hard eyes emoji and baby emoji?

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Speaker 1: Right, And so Edie sent that a few minutes ago.

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Speaker 1: Has the mom responded yet?

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Speaker 5: She has?

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Speaker 4: Okay, oh that was a big sight. Why what did

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Speaker 5: So she sent like a little eye roll emojio.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. There's a swearing one. There's like a

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Speaker 3: Were there any words?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, So there was like that emoji and then

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Speaker 5: she said he's not cute, he's a troll. You called

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Speaker 4: Oh, I think you just say that's not what I

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Speaker 3: That's what we already said.

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Speaker 4: No, but I think you redo it. And then that's

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Speaker 4: that's bad.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you ask a question? Why can't you just

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Speaker 2: say why would I ever call your baby a troll?

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Speaker 2: Like that question alone will make her a thing.

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Speaker 1: I think that we keep trying to stick with funny. Okay,

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Speaker 1: more obviously joky, because we can still use Brook's idea

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Speaker 1: if we're like, no, seriously, Like he's bald, he's got

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Speaker 3: He's the better looking one.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Jeff Well, I.

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Speaker 1: Think they haven't seen the movie Twins, which is a

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Speaker 4: I think you just say I meant less, I would say,

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Speaker 4: I meant less, troll, more wrinkles, and baldy in a

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Speaker 4: Baby wrinkles are adorable.

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Speaker 3: What do you think, eadie?

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Speaker 5: Okay, ye I like that, like less troll, more wrinkle

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're writing that right now, and some emojis.

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Speaker 3: We need to put emojis on it to keep the

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Speaker 5: I'll do like I'm the old bald man emoji.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then do a laughing emoji after.

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Speaker 5: So it's like, yeah, okay, all right, I'll do that.

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Speaker 4: Should we have asked her how she was doing.

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Speaker 5: There yet?

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Speaker 3: Maybe that'll be another text.

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Speaker 4: Okay, you just had a new baby. Are you doing? Okay?

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Speaker 4: Do you need anything? I mean, now, you could like

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Speaker 4: by dinner? Dude? I'm telling you you guys don't gift

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Speaker 4: anything to a new mother, but like dinner.

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Speaker 5: Wait, guys, Okay, hang on, she texted back. She texted

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Speaker 3: Okay what she say?

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Speaker 5: Okay, it says, so we're going there. A couple ladies

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Speaker 5: in our group said you're the daughter looks like a

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Speaker 5: tiny Jimmy Kimmel.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, my god.

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Speaker 5: She's upset that I said something about her kid and

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Speaker 5: now she's gonna throw that back about my kid and

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Speaker 1: Okay, well I understand, but look, if you're gonna dish it,

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Speaker 1: you have to be able to take it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, for yourself, definitely.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Okay, he said that she has a son and you

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Speaker 3: have a daughter. Maybe Jimmy and like that. I like

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Speaker 3: that Jimmy and Danny get together a little play date.

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Speaker 4: They could be the next Hollywood power couple. Yes, say that,

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Speaker 4: just laugh and say, oh my god. They could be

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Speaker 3: Couple, Danny and Jimmy.

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Speaker 4: The couple name could be Dimmy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so I'll do like the little laugh emoji and

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Speaker 5: then yeah, like they're the future Hollywood power couple.

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Speaker 2: I actually want to see that movie.

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Speaker 3: Yeah you send that out?

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Speaker 5: Yeah I sent it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is this is taking a better turn now.

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Speaker 3: I feel like we're over the hump.

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Speaker 4: On her side, I don't say that it's taking a

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Speaker 4: better turn yet. On the new Mom's side.

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Speaker 5: She already texted, what you say it says, OMG, and

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Speaker 5: then three laugh emojis.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, we got it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, oh good, Okay, Now you tell her that you're

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Speaker 4: going to bring your dinner. You got to bring your

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Speaker 3: I mean, this feels this does feel like the right

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Speaker 1: Since we've cracked the door open a little bit, now

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Speaker 4: And just say because you already have a daughter, like,

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Speaker 5: I'll bring her like a really nice dinner that she

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Speaker 5: could just like put in the oven and cook really fast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah exactly, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So what are you going to say?

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Speaker 5: So I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say that, Oh my god,

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Speaker 5: I understand how hard it is to be a new mom.

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Speaker 5: Can I bring you dinner sometime this week? And I

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Speaker 4: Maybe and then and.

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Speaker 2: Then you drink the wine.

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Speaker 4: Can't drink after you have it? Yeah, you can drink, Okay?

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Speaker 5: Can I bring you dinner and a very small glass

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Speaker 5: of wine?

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Speaker 4: Yeah that's wine?

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Speaker 2: Em yeah, wine glass emoji.

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Speaker 4: Okay. Cool said, Oh, it sounds like you repaired it. No,

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Speaker 4: you dude, you got to find out who told that

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Speaker 4: new mother because that woman is out for blood for you.

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Speaker 3: Why are you trying to start more drama in their group?

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Speaker 4: Because that lady needs to go, she's out, she needs

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Speaker 4: to go, she sucks. Why would you tell a new

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Speaker 4: mom that do?

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Speaker 2: She said anything back?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I just got it. She said, Oh sounds

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Speaker 5: good with a heart emoji.

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Speaker 2: Loving babies. This is awesome.

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Speaker 1: You did it.

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Speaker 2: Are going crazy.

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Speaker 5: Thank you all so much. Yeah, I feel like I'm

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Speaker 5: gonna have to call back again and be like, how

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Speaker 2: We always need?

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Speaker 4: Is this about time to asking Jimmy Kimmels because your

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Speaker 4: daughter attrack it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's just end this successful textual healing.

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Speaker 4: We got to go explain some things.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 4: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.