1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:02,279 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:05,680 Speaker 2: And if my clothes say do not machine wash or 3 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 2: tumble dry, that translates to I will literally never wash 4 00:00:10,920 --> 00:00:14,120 Speaker 2: this thing ever. Just being honest, because that's what this 5 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 2: segment is all about, just a group of weirdos honestly 6 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,479 Speaker 2: telling you what's on our minds. We're gonna start it 7 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:22,759 Speaker 2: off with Brooke Brook, what's on your mind? 8 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,640 Speaker 3: It's funny you talk about clothes because I went back 9 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 3: to school shopping over the weekend with the kids. 10 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:31,280 Speaker 4: Yes, and we do the physical mall. We hit up 11 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,239 Speaker 4: the stores. We have a great time. 12 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 3: But there's one store in particular that just shook me 13 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:38,519 Speaker 3: maybe is. 14 00:00:38,479 --> 00:00:39,520 Speaker 4: The right word. 15 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:41,040 Speaker 1: The Tesla Store. 16 00:00:41,479 --> 00:00:44,880 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, picked up our kids new robots. 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 4: We watched into zuomies you guys, you know Zoomi. 18 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 3: It's like it's like, yeah, it's like the nineties skater whatever, 19 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 3: And all of a. 20 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 4: Sudden, at least fifteen employees are on us and they're 21 00:00:57,760 --> 00:01:01,120 Speaker 4: all cool, you know, yeah, they're there to help you. 22 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 3: And it feels like there's fifteen personal shoppers who are 23 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 3: constantly oh not harassing, I won't say that, because they 24 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:12,000 Speaker 3: were very lovely, just handing you clothes after clothes, after clothes. 25 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:14,520 Speaker 3: I mean it's going so fast from different people that 26 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 3: there's no time to check price tags. Wheezers on the 27 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,240 Speaker 3: radio ranks are getting thrown over dressing room doors, and 28 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 3: then every time you take something, one of them will 29 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 3: yell at number. 30 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 4: It'll be like seventy four, and then you'll hear all 31 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,680 Speaker 4: throughout the store. I don't know what the code is. 32 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 3: Maybe the code was for a sucker mom in the 33 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 3: back who's about to spend a lot of money. 34 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,560 Speaker 5: Yeah, I've never seen anyone have this experience on a 35 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:36,160 Speaker 5: zoom D. 36 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 4: You haven't been in lately. I have not, because it 37 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:43,280 Speaker 4: absolutely worked. Okay, I spent a lot of money. My 38 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 4: kids are looking like ninety skaters. Now, you're the. 39 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 2: Coolest kids ever bullied. Yeah, Jose, what's been on your mind? 40 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,840 Speaker 5: So last weekend I went to Vegas with my bros. 41 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 5: And there was one thing on my mind. To dominate 42 00:01:56,400 --> 00:02:01,120 Speaker 5: sports gambling. All right, dam out more money than I've 43 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:04,760 Speaker 5: ever brought down to Vegas. Okay, so depending on a 44 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:08,320 Speaker 5: lot of things, super risky, super dumb stuff. 45 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,720 Speaker 1: Okay, because that's the only way to win big. 46 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,920 Speaker 5: You get the biggest odds. It's like, yeah, ten thousand 47 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 5: of ones that this guy's gonna pick his nose. 48 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,240 Speaker 4: It's very, very unlikely, and you're gonna lose all your money. 49 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 1: You would think, Brook. 50 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 5: But after two days, I'm down a lot, thousands of 51 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 5: dollars down, big to go up, Thank you, thank you. 52 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,840 Speaker 5: So anyway, I'm all my way to the airport and 53 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:32,520 Speaker 5: I got a little buzz on my phone. Oh I 54 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 5: just want I just want one of my beads. Huh, 55 00:02:34,280 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 5: that's got a random And then on the plane I 56 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 5: checked the app. 57 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:38,760 Speaker 4: Another win, Oh. 58 00:02:38,639 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: My god, I won four? What? What? 59 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 5: Then I'm in the car home, I'm watching a game. 60 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:48,440 Speaker 5: I need one miracle to happen for a parlay to hit, 61 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 5: and that parlay hits. 62 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: I just won. 63 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,960 Speaker 5: Two thousand dollars back into my account. 64 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:03,919 Speaker 1: Means to things. I'm still down money overall. Okay, still 65 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:04,959 Speaker 1: lost a lot of money. 66 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,560 Speaker 4: But I learned I can win in Vegas. 67 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:10,000 Speaker 1: I just can't be in Vegas. 68 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,680 Speaker 4: Is your sound money. That doesn't mean you came. 69 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,160 Speaker 5: Out of winning, Oh Brook, I just said I want 70 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:19,560 Speaker 5: two thousand dollars listening it's loser, no successful Vegas. 71 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 1: It's about feeling a lot of what's on your mind. 72 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 6: I had to face my nightmare over the weekend of 73 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:34,120 Speaker 6: public confrontation. Oh I wait out a concert and I 74 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 6: was in like the pit area, so general admission standing room, 75 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,920 Speaker 6: you know, And I'm there with my friend and we're 76 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 6: in a spot like close to the front. 77 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 4: When this drunk girl shows up. 78 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 6: She lets me know I have taken the spot of 79 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:49,320 Speaker 6: her five friends who are coming back now the general 80 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 6: admission standing spot. 81 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 4: Okay, that doesn't work like that. 82 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 6: So I literally just blake stared at her, and I 83 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 6: just didn't know what to say. So then that's what 84 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 6: she decides to make it a group thing, and she 85 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 6: to everybody that these two girls are not where they're 86 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,080 Speaker 6: supposed to be and we need to get out now. 87 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,960 Speaker 6: Now you have a whole group of people turning against 88 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,800 Speaker 6: staring at us, but nobody nobody helps us. 89 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 4: So nobody stands up. It's your generation and you're all 90 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 4: the same exactly. 91 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 6: And then that's what she pushes forward her boyfriend's mom, 92 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,760 Speaker 6: and she's like, you can deal with Linda, and is 93 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:25,040 Speaker 6: making a point to the grind on me so that 94 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 6: she can prove her spot in where she should be. 95 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,520 Speaker 6: I am against Linda boyfriend. This is random lady. And 96 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,680 Speaker 6: this is before the show starts. Everybody come on, what 97 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 6: so uncomfortable? The show starts to get dark. 98 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:38,440 Speaker 4: I'm like, holl are they god? Okay? 99 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:43,559 Speaker 6: She disappears because her friends don't come shock her. Twenty 100 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,960 Speaker 6: minutes later, in the middle of the show, I feel 101 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 6: it top on my shoulder and I turn her out 102 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,200 Speaker 6: and she's like, I just want to say I'm sorry. 103 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, the original girl original. 104 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 6: She's like, I really am a girl's girl, and I'm 105 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 6: sorry I called you those mean names. 106 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 5: You are not a girl. 107 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:02,760 Speaker 1: Didn't you run. 108 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,280 Speaker 6: Around and apoltize to everybody? 109 00:05:04,440 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: She's just hugging here. 110 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 4: We're friends. 111 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, get your number. 112 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 4: You guys are hanging out next week. 113 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 6: From now on, I'm buying a seat at a concert. 114 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:20,200 Speaker 4: I can't fight the fight. Maybe I need Yeah, all right, 115 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 4: Jeffrey one's on your mind. 116 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:24,479 Speaker 2: Over the weekend, I hit my usual hangout spot, the 117 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 2: gas station. 118 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 4: Oh do you love yourself? A gas station? 119 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: But this time I wasn't there for pleasure. 120 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 2: This time I was just there for business, getting gased No, 121 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:36,880 Speaker 2: picking up some spritzers and some sortid cocktails for myself 122 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,560 Speaker 2: to take home. 123 00:05:38,320 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: You could go to regularly. 124 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 2: Literally, they have the Margaret Ritas in the cans there. 125 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 2: It's high, high quality stuff. So I'm standing in line 126 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 2: to pay and I noticed this normal looking girl is 127 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 2: ahead of me. She's trying to buy two bottles of 128 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,719 Speaker 2: water and she is struggling to do it. Okay, she's 129 00:05:54,720 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 2: scanning her phone. It's being rejected over and over and 130 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,359 Speaker 2: I could see her stress. 131 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 1: So my inner good Jeff kicked in. 132 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 2: Good Jeff, you know, the opposite of the bad Jeff 133 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 2: who forced an eighty old woman to baggle my groceries 134 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:07,880 Speaker 2: last week. 135 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: The good Jeff came forward. 136 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,720 Speaker 2: I stepped up and I said to the girl, Hey, 137 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:14,359 Speaker 2: can I buy your stuff? 138 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: Wow? I had a heroic moment. 139 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:21,159 Speaker 4: I how you're retelling this story too? 140 00:06:21,279 --> 00:06:24,880 Speaker 2: And the girl looks at me with this huge, grateful smile. 141 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,600 Speaker 2: She's like almost crying, and she's like. 142 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,039 Speaker 1: Are you serious? Oh my god, thank you so much. 143 00:06:30,040 --> 00:06:32,040 Speaker 2: And she turns to the cash here and says, forty 144 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,560 Speaker 2: dollars on pump number five. 145 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:42,800 Speaker 1: And I was like, are you kidding me? And water? 146 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:48,560 Speaker 5: I was a speechless I couldn't believe the coon on 147 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:49,360 Speaker 5: this girl. 148 00:06:49,520 --> 00:06:50,200 Speaker 4: That's awesome. 149 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:53,080 Speaker 2: And then when she asked for twenty bucks cash back. 150 00:06:53,440 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 1: I told her. 151 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 2: I was like, hey, this is overstepping I mean, I'm 152 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 2: gonna let you have it, but just so you know, 153 00:06:59,560 --> 00:07:04,640 Speaker 2: this is went way too far. So I got taken 154 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 2: at the gas station at List. I didn't spend two 155 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:10,920 Speaker 2: grand at Zoomies. So that's what's on our mind. You 156 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 2: can text into seven eighty five nine two tell us 157 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 2: what's been on yours. 158 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:15,679 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.