Speaker 1: The Nicky Laser podcasts. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am,
Speaker 1: It's Nicky Laser podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Monday
Speaker 1: morning ish somewhere. It's Monday morning somewhere right Andrew, Am,
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like we're in a corvett
Speaker 1: within glass. I don't look at a little too puffed up?
Speaker 1: Did I just woke up from uh my second nap
Speaker 1: of well, I took a nap to sleep last night,
Speaker 1: so it's nap too, but no no actual sleep. Um,
Speaker 1: just terrible nightmares all that through the night and puffy eyes.
Speaker 1: And I have to be on camera for this. I'm
Speaker 1: doing girls gotta eat after this the podcast listen to
Speaker 1: me on that next week. Um, and I just don't
Speaker 1: want my eyes to be puffy for that. But they
Speaker 1: are not. Well, they're gonna deep puffed by that right now.
Speaker 1: They're puffed up puff Daddy. They're also going by p
Speaker 1: Diddy and Shun Combs on comes Yeah and on de
Speaker 1: MOI yesterday and he was being very respectful like someone
Speaker 1: you know that thing that people send celebrity sightings into
Speaker 1: and gossip. They're like Seawan Diddy Combs on a date
Speaker 1: and he's being very respectful of her. It's like, what
Speaker 1: did you think he was going to be doing and
Speaker 1: pouring champagne down her ass and like licking it off
Speaker 1: her labia while he slaps it. Maybe yeah, well he
Speaker 1: definitely so rock if it's going to be anything, you
Speaker 1: can and that they really want to drink something else,
Speaker 1: but they have to drink their own stupid stuff. And
Speaker 1: Aaron the other guy from Breaking Bad, they have their
Speaker 1: own tequila. Yes, stop it with the tequila. Do a
Speaker 1: taste tests with cut with Kendall's tequila. Um, George Clooney, Um,
Speaker 1: that screaming guy from Breaking Bad who probably is truly
Speaker 1: unlikable in person, just based on his demeanor and everything
Speaker 1: else about him, and um and just being actor in general. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kids are making billions of dollars and who's the other
Speaker 1: there's someone else that has a tequila too? Oh um
Speaker 1: and uh Kevin Hart. Get all their tequilas and have
Speaker 1: them all tastes them, blindfold them and see if they
Speaker 1: can tell the difference, because I guarantee you they can't.
Speaker 1: Ye and replace be amazing. I would love to do that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be my dream if I
Speaker 1: could have a make a wish it would be for
Speaker 1: all of those Charlatan's to get together and have to
Speaker 1: try to guess which one is their stupid tequila acts
Speaker 1: like they go to the lab and they actually taste
Speaker 1: dieparent ones. What Nick Jonas has a tequila, he's like
Speaker 1: I lived inside a cactus inside Mexico for nine months.
Speaker 1: He does have like if he's like putting his arms up,
Speaker 1: he does look like he's his own brewery. Really do
Speaker 1: act like they And then you know, if I ever
Speaker 1: make something too, I'm sure i'll have. But to me
Speaker 1: in the lab with a fucking coat on, talking to
Speaker 1: scientists like and your Instagram pastion will be like eighteen
Speaker 1: paragraphs about how it changed your life and how yes
Speaker 1: you know making key weaving. My daughter will be in
Speaker 1: the picture with me. You don't even have, yes, just
Speaker 1: a made up one that a dead one that you
Speaker 1: dug up to put in the phone. One of the
Speaker 1: scientists lend me there, and you have a coat on,
Speaker 1: and you're like with a beaker and some thin beard,
Speaker 1: acting like I have. My feet are on the ground,
Speaker 1: touching the roots, tasting the grapes to make my tequila one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do tequila one, A man makes your clothes
Speaker 1: fall off? Wait? Isn't that the song? Tequila one? Wait?
Speaker 1: Is that? No? Strawberry one? Straw Skill seven? Wait? Is
Speaker 1: this gonna be an inappropriate song? You know you dissect
Speaker 1: songs and they sounds so rapey and like a little pedophilick. No,
Speaker 1: that one's fine. Strawberry one and seventeen Doula Saw Everything.
Speaker 1: First Dates of Love. So you were four? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know the first verse not so much. You get to
Speaker 1: the second verse, it really just starts falling off the
Speaker 1: deep end. You me lessons in your basement, took off
Speaker 1: my bra and you said, how many bras do you
Speaker 1: have on? Now? God, I can't wait to taste that.
Speaker 1: It sounds delicious. Um. Yeah, so what were we talking
Speaker 1: about the morning? Yeah? I look all over. How do
Speaker 1: you deep puff? For all the women out there that
Speaker 1: want to get a puff out, how do you get
Speaker 1: the puff out? I've never tried, but you know, because
Speaker 1: it makes your the thing on your asshole kind of shrivel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it sucks the moisture outs. Yeah, I really it's all
Speaker 1: about I really believe it's all about light touches a
Speaker 1: your face to get your lymphatic like you're supposed to
Speaker 1: touch on right below your neck, like right below your ear,
Speaker 1: on your neck like lightly to stimulate your lymphatic system,
Speaker 1: and then you sweep the moisture out towards those spots
Speaker 1: and lymphatic drenage. I think it's what it's called, but I,
Speaker 1: um didn't have time to do that today, and so
Speaker 1: I look like I'm a horse doing dress Is that?
Speaker 1: I love that word dressage. That's like horses like plut
Speaker 1: plant and they have to dance. Is that dressage? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think it's like a beauty pageant for horses or something.
Speaker 1: I think that's my favorite word next to brandish. So
Speaker 1: we we. I don't know if you listen to the
Speaker 1: podcast with Me in the Ladies last week, but we
Speaker 1: coined a new term. It's called rape. When something is
Speaker 1: ear rape like a word or like something you know.
Speaker 1: Um On, you gave my favorite example of when someone
Speaker 1: posts something on Instagram like they do like a tribute
Speaker 1: to their husband. And usually if someone's posting about their husband,
Speaker 1: it's not his birthday or an anniversary. The marriage is failing,
Speaker 1: and it's a less dish attempt to po do everyone
Speaker 1: that you love your person because that person just came
Speaker 1: to you and said I'm not showing up enough on
Speaker 1: your Instagram and then they make a caption that says
Speaker 1: this one that's so bad. That was my favorite one today.
Speaker 1: UM on the Girl's chat that no way, you're not
Speaker 1: in because you don't do what's app and I don't
Speaker 1: want to overwhelm you with those things, but you're welcome
Speaker 1: in if you ever won back in um we were
Speaker 1: talking about rape and Anya was like, Nicky, do you
Speaker 1: have any raps? And I was like, I really don't.
Speaker 1: I can none come to mind for me. Um And
Speaker 1: she was like, you're just so accepting of others. And
Speaker 1: I was like, did you hear my new theory about marriage.
Speaker 1: I'm not coming to your wedding unless you're over forty
Speaker 1: or have been together for four years. No, um Man
Speaker 1: just said that. No. She was like, you just don't
Speaker 1: judge other people. I'm like, I can, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Words don't really bumm me out as much. But today
Speaker 1: we were kind of getting into it and you said
Speaker 1: a new rape was I'm gonna tuck into this Nioki
Speaker 1: like Lord Yoki for me is disgusting, but tuck when
Speaker 1: someone says they're going to tuck into a meal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that nook that is as it sounds like you're going
Speaker 1: it sounds like you choke, yeah, choking. But yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: take that that what you yoki is being made though.
Speaker 1: That's a very soothing thing where they roll them up.
Speaker 1: They're little pillows, so I do want to get in there.
Speaker 1: They're just a little pillows of pasta. Waitst on me?
Speaker 1: And uh, what were the other ones that someone said, Oh,
Speaker 1: oh yes, have you seen House of Gucci? Oh no,
Speaker 1: but that you gotta watch it? Terrible, please watch it
Speaker 1: something Well, she was trying something that really a lot
Speaker 1: of people enjoyed, and a lot of people didn't. Now
Speaker 1: make that Italian no, like this was it like this
Speaker 1: the last night? You watched it last night? It's two
Speaker 1: and a half hours. Why would you watch that of
Speaker 1: all the things to watch on TV. It's a nice
Speaker 1: in between of a girl and a guy. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like I like a story. I like those kinds
Speaker 1: of stories of like how the family felt, biopics. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just a true story that's made up. It's really good.
Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of I mean I heard people
Speaker 1: say either it was great, or it was terror, or
Speaker 1: it was I think it's both. It's both. I mean
Speaker 1: Pacino because I'm wondering if Tom Hanks's Colonel Tom Parker
Speaker 1: is a lot like Lady Gaga's whatever, Yeah, where it
Speaker 1: seems overdone. Who is she? Who is she doing? Impression
Speaker 1: of the woman? I don't know how much you wantuc
Speaker 1: Gucci's wife, so like third generation Gucci's wife, Gucci? Who
Speaker 1: do you know the story? I answered that, like, do
Speaker 1: you want to hear the story? In one word? That
Speaker 1: was strong? A good story? Then why wasn't it made before?
Speaker 1: It's not that long ago. There's a lot of great
Speaker 1: stories out there that never became three and a half
Speaker 1: hour Ridley Scot Does it get to the point of
Speaker 1: when you know, like Gucci becomes like this, just like
Speaker 1: late I guess maybe mid to midts becomes like this?
Speaker 1: It got it was mostly from everywhere. They had that
Speaker 1: for a while, but seventy they were actually hurting a little. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's going to a movie has a part where things
Speaker 1: aren't good. Well surprisingly yes, yes, but anyhow and jay
Speaker 1: Leno not Jay Leno? What's no way? What's his name?
Speaker 1: I can't wait to hear who you're gonna say? Jason Letto. No, Jared,
Speaker 1: Actually I could see how that would be one that
Speaker 1: really was because you confused two men. Yeah, I'm dumb.
Speaker 1: Jared Letto is in that's right, he plays. You know,
Speaker 1: any time a character that's so good looking plays ugly,
Speaker 1: it's amazing. You see Brendan Fraser looking fat for that
Speaker 1: new movie. I thought that was in real life. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, it looked like it was just like a
Speaker 1: scene from his life. Now, but he plays a movie
Speaker 1: that he's the six hundred pound man or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and so, but it looks real. And I know people
Speaker 1: are like, why don't they get a rail? It's just like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, they're probably too lazy to learn to
Speaker 1: don't say that that is fat phobic. It makes people
Speaker 1: think that that people are lazy, which they are not.
Speaker 1: Um either don't give a funk and just like the
Speaker 1: way they are they have a thyroid condition or they
Speaker 1: have a eating disorder. And that's just straight up that's
Speaker 1: not me being facetious. Um Wait, is it a spoiler?
Speaker 1: If I tell you that a movie ends disappointingly? Is
Speaker 1: that a spoiler for you know, I didn't like the
Speaker 1: ending it ended kind of? Is that spoiler. I don't
Speaker 1: think it is because it's your opinion. Most comedy, I mean,
Speaker 1: what movie ends, Oh my god, I mean like most
Speaker 1: of them. I mean, that's kind of a trope of
Speaker 1: movies that they all end. It's usually even movie ends disappointingly.
Speaker 1: It's like, so I love an ambiguous ending. You don't
Speaker 1: even you know, draw your own conclusion, build your own story.
Speaker 1: I like, I like the biopic pick and then you
Speaker 1: go to Wikipedia to goo what was the real story
Speaker 1: and you find out like two other things or like
Speaker 1: fourteen things that didn't happen, speaking of biopics and stuff
Speaker 1: like and well, I guess it doesn't really relate, but
Speaker 1: yes it does true events. I'm on my third Columbine book.
Speaker 1: I'm reading the um book, A Mother's Reckoning. I believe
Speaker 1: that the name of the book is by Sue Cleibold.
Speaker 1: Dylan's Dylan Clebold's mother, and it is great, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: a mother you know, because when that stuff happens, the
Speaker 1: boys weren't around two punish, so the parents became the
Speaker 1: worst people in the world, like it was worldwide. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean even I thought that. I mean I was young,
Speaker 1: but even I remember being like these parents must have
Speaker 1: been either negligent, abusive or kind of but they did
Speaker 1: draw up the plans. She thought it was for a
Speaker 1: play they were doing. No um, she wouldn't got the
Speaker 1: phone core board to applo how it like negligence on
Speaker 1: the parents behalf that they didn't notice. She admits that
Speaker 1: it was negligence because she's not she is so good
Speaker 1: about not ever making any excuses not but she truly
Speaker 1: if these were your kids, she's could I have never
Speaker 1: heard and by all accounts, and I've read you know,
Speaker 1: there's my third book now and I've read a million
Speaker 1: different sub credits and things about it, those parents were
Speaker 1: the best parents, like pick your front with the best
Speaker 1: most involved parents, those were them, And they had no
Speaker 1: idea their son was suicidal and also building bombs with
Speaker 1: his bus. Frind no idea. And really the only way
Speaker 1: that they could have been differently different is if she
Speaker 1: would have just been extremely annoying about his depression, which
Speaker 1: she said that, you know. Subsequently, her sharing her story
Speaker 1: has led a couple of parents to like pry much
Speaker 1: harder with their kids who were acting just a little
Speaker 1: bit stranger and unravel some stuff that like she's been
Speaker 1: proud that like, she's inspired parents to just stay on
Speaker 1: their kids. So if you have kids and they're acting
Speaker 1: funky and they're like not telling you the what I've
Speaker 1: learned from this book is just keep asking because you
Speaker 1: know better then sometimes even they do and they're not
Speaker 1: going to tell you. They just want to handle it
Speaker 1: on their own. You know, you were a kid once,
Speaker 1: even though we don't remember really what that was like. Um,
Speaker 1: but they were good parents, which is the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1: I just remember thinking they were the worst. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I started my Columne book yesterday because I finished another
Speaker 1: book that I really recommend. It's fiction. It's recommended me
Speaker 1: to my friend Jack Post. It's by Colleen Hoover, which
Speaker 1: I guess a lot of people read, and it's um
Speaker 1: called uh and it was I never remember the names
Speaker 1: to books like ever A Mother's Reckoning. I do remember
Speaker 1: that it was called what the hell Where did It Go?
Speaker 1: I just finished it. It ends with us. I really
Speaker 1: recommend it. The ending is satisfying. It's really good. It's
Speaker 1: about it's about domestic violence. I'm not giving anything away.
Speaker 1: It's about love, it's about child like children, it's about friendship.
Speaker 1: It's really really good and it made me cry and
Speaker 1: I'm going to read and the next book by Colin Hoover.
Speaker 1: So I recommend that to anyone who's looking for something
Speaker 1: to read. But I, um, I came back from Montreal
Speaker 1: yesterday that it was really good. Crowdworking. Yeah, the CrowdWork
Speaker 1: thing I was dreading so much because I don't do it,
Speaker 1: and um, but there was something about it that was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't prepare for this in any way and really
Speaker 1: you know, and then I, um, yes, Moses Storm was
Speaker 1: hosting it, and so he went up and then I
Speaker 1: was running late to another thing they asked me to
Speaker 1: do Across Town, where I just had to do a
Speaker 1: two minute monologue where I made a joke that I
Speaker 1: was filling in for Carrot Top because he had a
Speaker 1: show in Vegas, and I go and props to him
Speaker 1: and I go literally and then no one laughed, and
Speaker 1: then I had to go ready to start the show.
Speaker 1: I thought it was gonna be like Uproarious had no
Speaker 1: it's so funny, so like um so epically like him
Speaker 1: in a second, and it shouldn't have They were right,
Speaker 1: Canada was right. But anyway, I made a couple of
Speaker 1: funny jokes in it and I really don't care. It's
Speaker 1: it's fine for no. The meta thing was great, so
Speaker 1: I but I get there and it's me. So the
Speaker 1: lineup is Moses Storm, Me, Natasha and Mosha going up together, um,
Speaker 1: Nicole Buyer and then Pete Holmes and we're supposed to
Speaker 1: build on each other's stuff and it's all gonna be
Speaker 1: watchable on Facebook on Facebook and then mostly for Oculus,
Speaker 1: so they're shooting it for VR. And so you go
Speaker 1: up and you are supposed to pile on what the
Speaker 1: next person with the person before you opened up, but
Speaker 1: you weren't really allowed to see what the next person
Speaker 1: before you was doing. We had a we had a
Speaker 1: screw a little video village type thing where we were
Speaker 1: all in a green room together compete me. Natasha, Chris
Speaker 1: was with me, and Nicole. We're all watching Moses go up,
Speaker 1: and it's my worst nightmare because we're all watching someone
Speaker 1: do come. I hate knowing comedians are sitting with each
Speaker 1: other talking shit quote unquote if they want to about
Speaker 1: me on stage, like watching and especially on a crowd
Speaker 1: work show where you know, at one point Moses did
Speaker 1: a bit because you can't help but sneak bits in
Speaker 1: because it's just you need something like a little bit
Speaker 1: of flotation advice. Flotation advice. Yeah, I like when I
Speaker 1: was a child, It's like wait what I just yeah,
Speaker 1: he slipped into some bits and which made it good
Speaker 1: because I was like, Okay, I can slip into bits too.
Speaker 1: But I knew when I did, Pete Holmes was gonna go,
Speaker 1: it feels like a bit and just go we're doing
Speaker 1: bits now, like I knew they were going to judge
Speaker 1: before it. But it's okay, um. And I did really well,
Speaker 1: except it was funny, you know, watching there was a feed,
Speaker 1: but you couldn't really tell where the because it was
Speaker 1: in the round. You couldn't tell where people were sitting
Speaker 1: because it's in the round. There if almost you get
Speaker 1: no sense of which camera it was in what direction
Speaker 1: it was pointing in. So I was looking for this
Speaker 1: guy with hair that had hair that was kind of
Speaker 1: like swooped in front of his face, like kind of goth,
Speaker 1: but it was kind of seating. And I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: he looked like he was in the band Falling Fallout Boy,
Speaker 1: but but more like falling Out Boy. Um, and I
Speaker 1: couldn't find him. I was like, where is the guy
Speaker 1: with the hair? And I couldn't like say what kind
Speaker 1: of hair because I was gonna doing the joke. And
Speaker 1: then by the end I was like, Okay, if any
Speaker 1: other comedian wants to find it, the guy has hair
Speaker 1: that looks like he's a Fallout boy, but he's actually
Speaker 1: kind of older. So I was gonna say it looks
Speaker 1: like falling Out boy. Good night. And so there was
Speaker 1: a lot of like just weird moments like that, and um.
Speaker 1: So it was. It ended up being really fun and
Speaker 1: um and then I went to my next show, and
Speaker 1: then I had more to say about Montreal. We'll get
Speaker 1: to that after we get back from the break and
Speaker 1: Live from Montreal coming up soon. Nikki Glitzay wants to
Speaker 1: coming here. Alright, we're back. Yeah, I young. So I
Speaker 1: did that show, but no offense to JFL And I
Speaker 1: know Nick might be listening and his lovely uh girlfriend,
Speaker 1: uh Melissa Marissa, sorry Marissa might be listening because they're
Speaker 1: both besties. But logistically it was night mare. No just
Speaker 1: getting to the country. It was you know, no one
Speaker 1: intends to make these mistakes, and me even complaining about
Speaker 1: it felt so stupid after the fact, but then I
Speaker 1: wasn't super complaining. I was just like, Okay, we got
Speaker 1: sent to n itinerary to go there, and we get
Speaker 1: to the airport and they're like, you were on the
Speaker 1: three thirty flight and we're there, or you were on
Speaker 1: the twelve o'clock flight and we're there at three thirty
Speaker 1: for the three thirty flight, and they're like, well, we'll
Speaker 1: get you on it. So we're supposed at first class,
Speaker 1: but now we're you know, whatever seats it's fine there
Speaker 1: back So we're stuck with the luggage in the bows
Speaker 1: of the fucking plane. And uh then our flight are
Speaker 1: connecting flight in Chicago gets canceled, so we're not even
Speaker 1: left left St. Louis, and now we don't have a
Speaker 1: way to Montreal, and we're like, fun, but our bags
Speaker 1: already loaded. This gem of a woman named Jenny at Um,
Speaker 1: the United counter at in St. Louis. I love her
Speaker 1: so much. She really took it upon herself, and she
Speaker 1: she did recognize me, but I don't think that helped
Speaker 1: because she was already like hunting, give me your ticket,
Speaker 1: let me see this, and like let me take care
Speaker 1: of it. And then she was like we were just
Speaker 1: talking about you in the break room. She did not
Speaker 1: specify what they were talking about in regards to me,
Speaker 1: but they find my name was spoken. They saw some
Speaker 1: kind of suitcase back there. Reminds me of something Yea Hastily. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you got Chicago or Louis flight are connecting flight
Speaker 1: cancels and she's like, let's get these bags off the plane.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get you on another flight through Toronto. And
Speaker 1: so Toronto, I mean, sorry, Toronto, I've said it wrong again.
Speaker 1: They take my bags off the plane. She's communicating with
Speaker 1: the guy in the walkee, but she's also boarding the
Speaker 1: plane that we're not even getting on, and she's like five, okay,
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be a pink bag. And then okay,
Speaker 1: grow fun and we're growing group for and premium class.
Speaker 1: And remember if you need to check a bag, okay, John,
Speaker 1: I need you to grab at brown bag. What size
Speaker 1: is it? Carry on? Okay? Group six? That Like she
Speaker 1: was so amazing, Like no, I've never once I wanted
Speaker 1: to do like a. I tried to do one, but
Speaker 1: we didn't have time of a post on my story
Speaker 1: where it's a celebrity being like, I just want to
Speaker 1: say that when I'm flying. I will never ever go
Speaker 1: to anywhere else but United because it was amazing. Like
Speaker 1: celebrities are always like, Delta, you owe me an explanation
Speaker 1: for your customer service, and they're always just like so like,
Speaker 1: and there's us. It's usually during like when they wore
Speaker 1: in Ukraine starts and you're like, really, you're complaining that
Speaker 1: they didn't let you bring your guitar on as a
Speaker 1: carry on. It's like the end of their impassioned speech
Speaker 1: of how we have to save Ukraine. But also, Delta,
Speaker 1: you could go fund yourself. It has been the longest day.
Speaker 1: My baby is crying to taste all the wines for
Speaker 1: my new one. I have to sit and coach with
Speaker 1: my nanny um so she helped us out, got us
Speaker 1: on another flight. We get there, we land at you
Speaker 1: know where flights are delayed. This is a new thing
Speaker 1: with flights. They don't delay them and let you know
Speaker 1: they're delayed. Your boarding time just comes and goes with
Speaker 1: no update on the thing. That is the new way.
Speaker 1: Expect it. If you are flying at all, expect that
Speaker 1: when you get a delay, it will not come through
Speaker 1: your app. It will not be a little text alert
Speaker 1: you get it will not even show up on the
Speaker 1: gate sign. It will not be announced at the gate.
Speaker 1: Your time to board will come and go. People will
Speaker 1: start getting up talking to each other like did it
Speaker 1: board while I was in the bathroom, And then it
Speaker 1: will just all of a sudden start boarding about twenty
Speaker 1: minutes to five hours later without any explanation or apology.
Speaker 1: That's the new way. Just take it as it is, folks,
Speaker 1: Trust me, It's happened to me so many times. Is
Speaker 1: never before been like this, But that's the way it
Speaker 1: is out And so get because your pilot. No, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, so, did you get to Montreal? Yeah,
Speaker 1: finally got to Montreal midnight? We land. They had me
Speaker 1: at the Double Tree midnight midnight, which is perfect. I
Speaker 1: was supposed to think get in that like ten and
Speaker 1: I was supposed to do at midnight show. So I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'll just walk on the show later.
Speaker 1: But by the time we got there, I was kind
Speaker 1: of spiraling because I was starting to feel really nervous.
Speaker 1: I was starting to feel social anxiety about seeing all
Speaker 1: these comedians. I started seeing comedians there that I desperately
Speaker 1: did not want to run into. Um that we're stressing
Speaker 1: me out and I just felt like, oh God, I'm
Speaker 1: such a How was that every time I do? Um?
Speaker 1: It was fine because we go to the Double Tree,
Speaker 1: and I know that this festival puts up there must
Speaker 1: feel a little bit of a buffer. My god, traveling
Speaker 1: with Chris was I mean, I just it was. It
Speaker 1: was the best. I was really nervous. I gotta be
Speaker 1: honest to invite my boyfriend to come with me on
Speaker 1: like a comedy, Like he can come on the road
Speaker 1: with you and me and Matt Nanya and and that's
Speaker 1: always fine, but like at a comedy festival bringing your boyfriend,
Speaker 1: it's kind of a look. It's kind of like a thing.
Speaker 1: And I know most comed a lot of comedians do it,
Speaker 1: but it always creates like you bring this person in
Speaker 1: that just is kind of you can tell their partner
Speaker 1: doesn't even want them there, and they are resentful of
Speaker 1: being there, and they're they're socially anxious because they're around comedians,
Speaker 1: and comedians are social anxious because they're around normal person.
Speaker 1: It's just but he was the bell of the ball.
Speaker 1: He was so nice, he was so everyone loved him.
Speaker 1: He made friends everywhere he went, and he was just
Speaker 1: so supportive of me, and I understand now why people
Speaker 1: have partners like and like have a teammate in life,
Speaker 1: because I was up and down with my like nervousness,
Speaker 1: which made him steady as a board, flat as a board,
Speaker 1: light as a feather that gave the girls play at
Speaker 1: summer parties. Except he's very bulky because he's been working
Speaker 1: out a lot. But um, he was just so nice
Speaker 1: and calming. Like everything I would complain about, he'd be like,
Speaker 1: but you know what if they didn't accidentally put us
Speaker 1: at the double Tree instead of the W, because there's
Speaker 1: a W and the Double Tree W is clearly a better. Yes.
Speaker 1: That was Nick brass Ow, you know if you're listening, Nick,
Speaker 1: that was his joke. Was like, hey, you keep Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: That fucking thing just fell behind me and I jumped.
Speaker 1: We should do a slumo of my reaction just there,
Speaker 1: because I thought there was a mass shooter in my apartment.
Speaker 1: Um he thought. He was like, they both have the
Speaker 1: word double in them, and if you want to be fair,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, that's a good point. So um,
Speaker 1: I will not tell you the name of the hotel
Speaker 1: I'm saying it, but I will tell you it has
Speaker 1: to use in it, so Mitch Hedward joke, but it's
Speaker 1: I adapted it because usually says two trees. So um.
Speaker 1: It also reminds me the John Laney joke where he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you what airline I flew with,
Speaker 1: but let's just say they're called Delta. So I'm flying
Speaker 1: Delta Airlines. And so we get to the Double Tree
Speaker 1: and I'm a little bit like I should be at
Speaker 1: the w I'm sorry, I'm a bit I'm filling in
Speaker 1: for how A Mandel in this gala, the other comedian
Speaker 1: who dropped out for this other thing, and do I
Speaker 1: don't even know what comedian that is. They tried to
Speaker 1: convince me that they wanted me all along, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I got us two days ago. There's no fucking way
Speaker 1: who got COVID, but they wouldn't tell me. Yes. So
Speaker 1: I'm at the Double Tree, which I've stayed every time
Speaker 1: I've gone to the festival, but I haven't been the
Speaker 1: festival in many years. And before then, I belonged to
Speaker 1: the Double Tree, not that there's any where anyone belongs
Speaker 1: and I'm not too good for a double tree. I
Speaker 1: love a double Tree. I stay at them all the time.
Speaker 1: On the road, you get those warm cookies. But when
Speaker 1: there's a W two be had and all the headliners
Speaker 1: on the show, I know all the people staying at
Speaker 1: the W because I can say I I know, and
Speaker 1: I'm you know, you got to Mark Marrin's, you get
Speaker 1: your Amy Shumers, you got your I don't know Jimmy cars.
Speaker 1: They're all at the W and old glaze dogs at
Speaker 1: the Double Tree. That's fine meals at the Double Tree.
Speaker 1: And then while we're waiting for a room, which they
Speaker 1: do not have a room for us, so we arrive
Speaker 1: at twelve o'clock, there's no rooms. My name is not
Speaker 1: on it, and the festival's apologizing profusely. I like the
Speaker 1: idea that they had to cancel his room because he
Speaker 1: definitely at W. Yeah. Well, they asked me if I
Speaker 1: have a a pseudonym or you know one of those
Speaker 1: names which this week last week Aliah, Yeah, yeah, Min's
Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner alias um. But they asked me if I
Speaker 1: had an alias alias, and I just made one last
Speaker 1: week because Jen asked me. My assistant was like, do
Speaker 1: you want an alias? Because some people ask for one,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, actually have a good idea for one,
Speaker 1: So I do have one now. So I gave him
Speaker 1: that name and made everyone laugh and um wasn't there.
Speaker 1: And then we finally are like, you know what, We're
Speaker 1: just gonna give you one. You'll pay for it the club,
Speaker 1: the you know, the you'll get reimbursed for it. I
Speaker 1: was like, fine, just get us in, Like I just
Speaker 1: want to like lay down. So Chris and I go,
Speaker 1: We get in our room. Um, wake up in the
Speaker 1: morning feeling like Pete Jettie and I have a text
Speaker 1: that's like, you're supposed to be at the w what
Speaker 1: are you doing there? I was like, I knew it.
Speaker 1: So we had to packing up after you've unpacked at
Speaker 1: a hotel is But they told us to go to
Speaker 1: the Double Tree. They told me it was on my itinerary,
Speaker 1: the Double Trade. So they missed book that and so
Speaker 1: we do the festival. It's fine. I mean it was great.
Speaker 1: Actually had a really good time hung out with Nick
Speaker 1: a Ton Nick Brazao, who I love so much, and um,
Speaker 1: I have a really I have a fun thing to
Speaker 1: announce for Nick at some point when that happens. But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell Noah off it's I'm teasing that one
Speaker 1: that's going to be exciting for everyone involved. A bestie
Speaker 1: is doing something pretty cool, I think with a connection
Speaker 1: to the our show. I'll tell you guys all fair,
Speaker 1: but I can't announce to here because it's not my
Speaker 1: story to tell. So anyway, we're leaving yesterday. We get
Speaker 1: a late flight because we wanted to stay in Montreal
Speaker 1: all day long and like just you know, hang out
Speaker 1: after my shows were over. And we get to the
Speaker 1: airport at four the party for our seven o'clock flight,
Speaker 1: check me in, and they go, you're not We don't
Speaker 1: have a flight for this guy. And he missed his
Speaker 1: flight at twelve. They had a different they had booked
Speaker 1: a different flight for him out, Like what is going on?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not joking. There's nothing exaggerated about how
Speaker 1: this is over less than forty eight hours, you know,
Speaker 1: And so, uh, Chris had to stay in Montreal because
Speaker 1: there were no we had such a late flight. Flight
Speaker 1: was the latest, There was no room, there was no
Speaker 1: he was on twelve fifty out and we weren't even
Speaker 1: told exactly what happened on the way out. Yes, same
Speaker 1: times too, and so yeah, he gets stuck there, and
Speaker 1: he's so cool about it. I mean I would have
Speaker 1: been so and I was so annoyed, and I was like,
Speaker 1: should I just stay for you? But I had, you know,
Speaker 1: this podcast, I have to do another podcast after this,
Speaker 1: and I had a COVID test and things this morning,
Speaker 1: and so he was like, he jokingly was like, well,
Speaker 1: this means you have to go into for radio for me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, baby, I don't know if I
Speaker 1: can have a really long day. And he was like
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, No, you don't. And I was like no,
Speaker 1: but I would want to, and He's like no, oh
Speaker 1: my god. No. I was just kidding, like no, because
Speaker 1: I was gonna go on Tuesday anyway. And and then
Speaker 1: I know, I go through baggage claim and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I know this guy would hesitate to do that for me.
Speaker 1: Like he goes out of his way for me in
Speaker 1: innumerable ways, Like he doesn't question it. He is always
Speaker 1: if I'm in if he is like that's the thing
Speaker 1: I love about him most, Like if I'm in bed
Speaker 1: and I just get in bed and I'm like wide awake,
Speaker 1: and he's like so tired and had a hard day,
Speaker 1: and I'm like I can't find my sleep mask, he
Speaker 1: will get out of bed to look for my sleep mask.
Speaker 1: Or if I'm like, oh, I forgot my charger in
Speaker 1: the living room, if I'll just say it, being like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go stay there, I'm gonna go get it,
Speaker 1: Like he never. He always does things, even when he's tired.
Speaker 1: He will always put my needs first. And even when
Speaker 1: I don't need him to want him, you know, like
Speaker 1: ask him too, I guess, and it means a lot
Speaker 1: to me. And so I was like, I'm gonna go in.
Speaker 1: So we tricked them this morning. He didn't tell anyone
Speaker 1: else on his show that he was not going to
Speaker 1: be there. And then I waited. I got there. The
Speaker 1: show starts at six oh three. Usually I think Tim
Speaker 1: and Courtney Brando wasn't there because he's in Colorado. But
Speaker 1: I thought Tim and Courtney already in studio. I have
Speaker 1: the arch app pulled up. I called another guy from
Speaker 1: another show in the building to let me in the door,
Speaker 1: because you need a key guard. I get in the door.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting in the stairwell with the arch app listening
Speaker 1: to the show about to start, and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, Tim burst in the door because I was
Speaker 1: gonna walk in after they are like, where's Chris. He's
Speaker 1: not showing up, and they start like frantically texting him
Speaker 1: because sometimes people run late on the show. Very seldom
Speaker 1: this happens, but you kind of hear it go down
Speaker 1: live on air of like, well, Chris isn't here yet,
Speaker 1: anyone want to go try to figure out where he is.
Speaker 1: And so I was gonna like take that panic and
Speaker 1: just go like, guess who was here instead of him,
Speaker 1: and like burst in. But then as there's hiding in
Speaker 1: the stairwell, I see Tim walk in late and I go,
Speaker 1: why are you late? It looked like I just mad
Speaker 1: at him being late, but I was just really mad
Speaker 1: when he walked into the stairwell, yeah, because he was
Speaker 1: running late, run up the stairs. He was he just
Speaker 1: was coming in today and he was like oh And
Speaker 1: I go, oh God, why are you late? And he
Speaker 1: looks like yeah, and so he goes and I go,
Speaker 1: don't tell Courtney. I'm just gonna surprise Courtney. So I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, at least i'll get her and she'll
Speaker 1: because she's up there alone. Tim isn't there, Chris isn't there,
Speaker 1: and Brando, who is not on his on vacation, so
Speaker 1: Tim and Chris both still haven't shown. Tim, I know,
Speaker 1: is on the way. So Tim goes up. I hear
Speaker 1: the show start and she's like, oh my god. I
Speaker 1: was panicking. It was just gonna be me in here.
Speaker 1: And then Hayley, this girl who's running the board that
Speaker 1: Brando usually doesn't um. So I started slinking down the
Speaker 1: hall to creep in to get ready for my big entrance.
Speaker 1: And I'm standing like right outside that you know I
Speaker 1: should have had that because all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 1: videotaping it, because I'm gonna videotape I like secretly a
Speaker 1: video even Courtney through the window that you can't really
Speaker 1: see through from her end. And then all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she looks at me and this is what this is.
Speaker 1: This is me creeping started. It's me. So I see
Speaker 1: her all of a sudden TV and I go, Gosh,
Speaker 1: darn Itt. But I are obviously I would have said
Speaker 1: God damn it. And then but I was already in
Speaker 1: radio mode even though it's in the hallway, and so
Speaker 1: I said, Gosh, Darnett, which I want to start saying
Speaker 1: Josh Hartnett I literally was just going to say that
Speaker 1: I swear in my life. I swear in my life.
Speaker 1: I was putting that together to say, I go, why
Speaker 1: does that sound Hartnet? Yeah? What happened to him? I
Speaker 1: don't know, but he was so freaking sexy. How great
Speaker 1: was that movie where he had did not come for days?
Speaker 1: Forty days and what was it called? That's like every
Speaker 1: forty days and forty size? Yeah, there's one with Anna
Speaker 1: Haitian Harris Board, there's another one with um Yeah, I
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. The whole movie was Can't Come.
Speaker 1: And I didn't even know what coming was when that
Speaker 1: came out. I was when that came. I did not
Speaker 1: know what caming was. Man, I really didn't know. No,
Speaker 1: what do you know? Do you remember when you found
Speaker 1: out about like come and what it was? I know
Speaker 1: when I found out. I mean, boys, I feel like
Speaker 1: that isn't even It's almost like when you get your period.
Speaker 1: It's like you're like, what's coming out of me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You get pre ejaculate before you get it full? So
Speaker 1: do we? I didn't like junior high schooling in our
Speaker 1: face junior okay, but I just didn't understand, Like I
Speaker 1: just didn't know like boners and like I didn't know
Speaker 1: any It's just a weird what you don't know. It
Speaker 1: really does feel like you shouldn't have to figure these
Speaker 1: things out in the real world, and that you should
Speaker 1: there should be some kind of lesson being taught. But
Speaker 1: but it's like if you teach the lesson too early,
Speaker 1: then the kid is like what like like there's like
Speaker 1: a there's like a moment of like do you teach
Speaker 1: after an e fact? Well, I remember when my cousin
Speaker 1: j D was like, Nikki, it go us in the vagina,
Speaker 1: like the penis goes in to make a baby, because
Speaker 1: I just thought they kind of like rubbed together, like
Speaker 1: you know, sticks making a fire. And I could not
Speaker 1: believe something docked inside your like inside you. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it. I couldn't even believe I had a whole.
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd ever like put my finger up there.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is probably was in fourth grade or something,
Speaker 1: but I remember being totally taken aback by the it
Speaker 1: goes inside you, which is a wild thing that you know,
Speaker 1: men don't have something enter in them, which is very
Speaker 1: invasive unless gay man. But yeah, the yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to the first time the idea
Speaker 1: of putting yourself in some putting something inside someone. Just
Speaker 1: connect You're connecting like bodies. It's a weird thing, so weird,
Speaker 1: we we we just with sex were always just like
Speaker 1: yeah and then we were sixty. Everyone just as soon
Speaker 1: as it's over because you could have to because it's
Speaker 1: too weird to focus on it. It's my obsession. Um,
Speaker 1: but how was your weekend? I mean, I had a
Speaker 1: great weekend. I did five shows at Helium, nice with Frances.
Speaker 1: Frances and this comedian goes by little sasquatch. Why and
Speaker 1: you would I don't know what you're visiting when you
Speaker 1: hear a little picture a tiny Harryman. No, it's like
Speaker 1: a boy is guy from barstool and he got very
Speaker 1: big on Twitter through this name and so now he's
Speaker 1: just the name, doesn't look anything, and he's not little.
Speaker 1: He's tall as he's twenty one years old. He's like whatever,
Speaker 1: has a following already through Barstool. Extremely nice kid like
Speaker 1: trying to do the New York circuit but understands that
Speaker 1: he's nowhere near where his celebrity or like how well
Speaker 1: he could draw verse how good he is on stage.
Speaker 1: But he was so nice and he actually is going
Speaker 1: to be very good, like I think he will be. Whatever.
Speaker 1: So we just had like a boy's weekend. We played golf.
Speaker 1: We all played out of the same bag, out in
Speaker 1: the middle of Illinois, in no middle of nowhere. Frances
Speaker 1: is a D one athlete, Harvard kind of athlete. He
Speaker 1: played lacrosse. He's like six four. He's just adonis of
Speaker 1: a man. I feel like, and uh, we always talk
Speaker 1: shit and I beat him, which made me feel so
Speaker 1: good because all that practice. Yeah, Like, granted we were
Speaker 1: playing with my own clubs and he had to play
Speaker 1: with my class. And he doesn't golf every day, no,
Speaker 1: not nine times a day. But and he was an
Speaker 1: athlete fifteen years ago. Look, these are all asterix, NICKI,
Speaker 1: these are asterix. And he was an athlete a sport.
Speaker 1: He probably doesn't play it as an adult. Ere you
Speaker 1: know what, Nicky, When you're right, you're right. Okay. I
Speaker 1: famously went on a date, I guess notoriously went on
Speaker 1: a date with Did we talk about that? No, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think he cares. I love Frances. No,
Speaker 1: I think I've talked about it on you up. He's
Speaker 1: so funny now by the way, he was fucking really
Speaker 1: making me laugh. Dude, he has some he talks and
Speaker 1: he almost talks in a gaff again kind of cadence,
Speaker 1: like kind of a happy man. That's like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: he just fucking does he talk that way on stage too? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He uh, But it was funny. We were at this
Speaker 1: place in the middle of Illinois and Illinois you say
Speaker 1: Illinois like Ellis, but it's Illinois. No, I'm Illinois. But
Speaker 1: do you say to Illinois like I'm feeling because it's
Speaker 1: I ll l right, and you say l like it's
Speaker 1: I don't say play it back, but you said l Oh. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I didn't say Illinois. I definitely
Speaker 1: say Illinois like Eleanoris. It's like saying Missouri, and it's like,
Speaker 1: where's the day coming from? People do that. So this
Speaker 1: old guy is at the counter and there's one guy
Speaker 1: in front, and there's two other people, like it's not
Speaker 1: a busy clubhouse, but you get outside St. Louis, people
Speaker 1: move like turtles, like the slowest people I've ever seen
Speaker 1: in my life. And I know I need more patients,
Speaker 1: but then it's also like like like they're just like
Speaker 1: it's just the simplest stuff they somehow make complict. We
Speaker 1: weren't even in a rush, but it was just like,
Speaker 1: so you are getting in a car, we don't have
Speaker 1: a clubs for you. So you're gonna get a cart, right?
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want? Because I think one? Are
Speaker 1: you gonna be walking from it? And it's just like this,
Speaker 1: And then it's like I was going to get a powerade,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to add one task. Yes, I
Speaker 1: just yeah stolen. I sometimes you just want to I
Speaker 1: know you do. I almost tailored it, but I didn't
Speaker 1: And I just tailored it. I fucking but it was
Speaker 1: so funny to not add one task, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, I do it all the time with
Speaker 1: things where I just like, don't. It's just gonna make
Speaker 1: it's gonna make it even hard head already it made
Speaker 1: me three. By the way, that's a lot on me.
Speaker 1: Because so you want the blue one, Okay, so the
Speaker 1: prize on that. Let see over here, Yes, the listeners
Speaker 1: to go down on the blue power Types one. I'm
Speaker 1: wasting to put in a nun nun. No. I don't
Speaker 1: want to give you the charging for that extra cent.
Speaker 1: He look like a guy who likes to keep his scent.
Speaker 1: And then he has to subtract, like cry, I'm like what,
Speaker 1: we don't have time? Golf as slow as it is.
Speaker 1: That's why I love Chelsea Handler tells the story when
Speaker 1: she's at Hudson News. Sometimes at the airport she'll just
Speaker 1: hold up like the eminem's in the magazine and the
Speaker 1: water and just throw down a twenty and just putting
Speaker 1: it here, just walking out, keep the change. I can't
Speaker 1: do this, and I could have worked. Yeah if I
Speaker 1: just go powerade, throw it down a five, yes, and
Speaker 1: but then you go, but don't you? And then he'd
Speaker 1: probably walk out and go excuse to find you? And
Speaker 1: then it was fifty cents because that's gonna get you
Speaker 1: too much quarter tank of gasoline? Gas prices are I
Speaker 1: aren't that Jesus Christ. So anyway, we had a lot
Speaker 1: of It was a very fun weekend. It was a
Speaker 1: very um testosterone. It's funny when it's four guys in
Speaker 1: a small, little green room, you know, it's just well,
Speaker 1: there was the opener to oh, oh yeah, this guy Ronaldo.
Speaker 1: Funny young comedians. What are the times you guys are
Speaker 1: doing I did. It was like twelve fifteen UHT thirty
Speaker 1: or twelve fift just there coding. The crowds were great.
Speaker 1: It's a good club out in the Gallery of Mall,
Speaker 1: which used to be the coolest mall in St. Louis.
Speaker 1: Was there always a club there? No, No, that came
Speaker 1: in five years ago. It's Gallery un known as cooler
Speaker 1: than Frotten I know what I'm saying it wrong. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's just like ridiculous at that us. This is like
Speaker 1: a funny Frotten Neck is like the nice mall, and
Speaker 1: Lery is like trash. It used to be the nice
Speaker 1: one that used to be like when I was in
Speaker 1: middle school, that was the one that everyone went to.
Speaker 1: But then, uh, it's still nice. But there I think
Speaker 1: there's been shootings there and things like that, and so
Speaker 1: all the people in West County now look at that.
Speaker 1: It's like it's dangerous and we're going to stay away,
Speaker 1: and so they just go to Front Neck. Now Louis
Speaker 1: is segregated and racist. Yes, sorry St. Lewis, I love you,
Speaker 1: but you've got a problem. Yeah. I talked a little
Speaker 1: bit about that on stage. Yeah, And did they acknowledge.
Speaker 1: Did they laugh? They laugh at it, but then you're like,
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? Like like you're you're laughing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not laughing at your yourself. That puts the racism
Speaker 1: in their heads about like like I don't say the line,
Speaker 1: but it's already thought of. Oh I know that joke. Yes, No,
Speaker 1: it's a different I don't think it's different than I
Speaker 1: haven't told it before. But anyways, long story short, they
Speaker 1: get to the punch line. They get to the punch line,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, you thought I didn't that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's in your head. All right, we'll get back right
Speaker 1: after this, and we're gonna do a special Monday segment
Speaker 1: about at Boy Island. All right, let's do it. It's
Speaker 1: time for f A Island. Those are crying girls and
Speaker 1: and and producers. Is that having a panic attack, which
Speaker 1: I am patheted for because I deal with them too.
Speaker 1: Yeah you do, all right, So yesterday um F Boy
Speaker 1: Island of Course is um now eight episodes available on
Speaker 1: HBO Max. The final two episode nine and ten will
Speaker 1: drop this Thursday. I am not caught up fully, What
Speaker 1: what episode are you? Yeah? I was watching it with
Speaker 1: Chris and we got a little am a Rose drawing it,
Speaker 1: and I definitely was did it help you work out
Speaker 1: from hanging to myself doing a consent coyote? I swear
Speaker 1: to god, I was like gently kissing my boyfriend in
Speaker 1: a loving manner and having this really intense like love moment,
Speaker 1: and I hear like, well, there's okay to talk to
Speaker 1: our girl on treadmill as it was like me doing
Speaker 1: the worst puppetry and it was so bad. We were
Speaker 1: laughing so hard. It was really funny. I love like
Speaker 1: you find out the only way you can orgasm is
Speaker 1: watching you on HB. No, it is not. It was
Speaker 1: the opposite. I was like, please make it stop. I
Speaker 1: can only orgasm if Louise started talking. I really loved
Speaker 1: these little well interstitial it's fun, yeah, just like a
Speaker 1: little scripted kind of thing that it's very silly. The
Speaker 1: show is so fucking silly, so silly. Yes, And we
Speaker 1: we have tons of questions that our listeners submitted yesterday
Speaker 1: via Instagram. Noah is shaking her head in disbelief of
Speaker 1: how many questions we got, so many, so many good ones.
Speaker 1: I would love to get through all, like all of them,
Speaker 1: and my questions too, because yet burning question. Please ask yours.
Speaker 1: Let's start with yours. Okay, So I only have two
Speaker 1: of them, and the first one is for you, Nikki,
Speaker 1: and I guess for Andrew too. Um the date where
Speaker 1: they went on like with all the three guys, I
Speaker 1: was wondering if you would ever be able to go
Speaker 1: on a date with like three guys who are really
Speaker 1: into you. Yes, you would love it, because I really
Speaker 1: I get off on um for myself when girls are
Speaker 1: into my boyfriend, and I think that with you with
Speaker 1: two other girls and your boyfriend, I'm talking about me
Speaker 1: and three other guys, So I would. So I'm saying
Speaker 1: I think that it would be good for I would
Speaker 1: instantly know who I was most attracted to by who
Speaker 1: seemed to be handled at the best. I want to
Speaker 1: say that, like this weekend, Chris encountered people that he
Speaker 1: knows I've been with before, and he was such a
Speaker 1: pro and was so sweet about it and like it
Speaker 1: was kind of flirty about it and and like it
Speaker 1: was fun. It was like he was and it was
Speaker 1: sweet because at one point I think he said, um,
Speaker 1: he was like you know what, I like? He was like,
Speaker 1: I like that guy looked really happy to see you,
Speaker 1: so I could tell that he probably really liked you,
Speaker 1: and I liked that you were you liked someone that
Speaker 1: really liked you, and that made me really happy. He
Speaker 1: was like, I loved it. And then we saw Hannah Burner,
Speaker 1: who I've also said that I am very attracted to
Speaker 1: and she's attracted to me, and we're like the only
Speaker 1: two women that we each have extremely like she was
Speaker 1: my first girl that was just like I think I
Speaker 1: kind of want to go down on her, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, it was just a weird feeling I had
Speaker 1: the first time I saw her, and she felt the
Speaker 1: same for me, and she really spice things up for
Speaker 1: me and Chris because she came and met us and
Speaker 1: it was just we were just all over each other
Speaker 1: and it was very It was fun. It was fun
Speaker 1: for like not all over each other like physically, but
Speaker 1: we were just saying inappropriate things joking, but it was
Speaker 1: like all really hot and fun. So I think I
Speaker 1: would be I would love it. Would you not love it? No,
Speaker 1: h I think he would be way too much and
Speaker 1: then I would probably lean into like the bad thing
Speaker 1: that I do, which is, well, I have two people, please,
Speaker 1: and I have to make sure that all of them
Speaker 1: are getting adequate time, and I do that too. The
Speaker 1: girls all said that it was very awkward, even though
Speaker 1: they did like all like the worship and stuff. You know,
Speaker 1: yeah I would have prefer it, but I actually might.
Speaker 1: Did you see that part? Did you see that part
Speaker 1: on the show? I did see that Danny handled it
Speaker 1: so well, Like Danny was a pro with Peter stuff,
Speaker 1: and it really made him made me like them way more.
Speaker 1: That one little scene when he has the kite on
Speaker 1: the beach and Peter comes up and they're like kind
Speaker 1: of flirting with each other through me and as this
Speaker 1: is like, why is me even there? Why? I thought
Speaker 1: they were about the fun, But it was like Danny
Speaker 1: was not handling jealousy before very well. It made him
Speaker 1: very unattractive to me of him being like this is
Speaker 1: the Garrett's act, acting like it's his house. It's like
Speaker 1: it's his house. It's like, Dan, we get it. You
Speaker 1: think that he actually gets his house? Do you think
Speaker 1: that's a good line? So you're saying it three times?
Speaker 1: Just say once is another That's the thing that came. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're goofy, You're goofy, you piece of ship, you goofy
Speaker 1: that's what they do. These guys need to realize if
Speaker 1: you repeat something twice, it makes it lose its power.
Speaker 1: If you have a good line, just say it once. Okay,
Speaker 1: say it once. Let's get to just say questions. You
Speaker 1: have to go okay, keep going, Okay. We got a
Speaker 1: couple of these what's the deal with Aaron and the
Speaker 1: boring guy? Edit? He got that is something that came
Speaker 1: out of you know what. We knew that we knew this.
Speaker 1: We noticed he was quiet during the whole thing, and
Speaker 1: we we started, um making fun of it a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, wow, Aaron, that was that was really intense,
Speaker 1: Like he would just say. I think during the Pepper
Speaker 1: challenge I asked him what. I was like, Aaron, are
Speaker 1: you ready for this? This is one of the hardest
Speaker 1: questions and we're really going to get to know you.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is your favorite color? Like we
Speaker 1: were just joking about how he's just so boring and um,
Speaker 1: so we were already like kind of teasing with it
Speaker 1: within the show, and then I think in the edit, um,
Speaker 1: they realized it would be fun to just like, instead
Speaker 1: of trying to make this guy interesting or trying to
Speaker 1: make more jokes about him. Let's just take him out
Speaker 1: of the show completely. I saw it the first time
Speaker 1: that they even addressed him being boring was the very
Speaker 1: quickest little thing. He had his name played up, and
Speaker 1: it was probably on screen for a a second and
Speaker 1: a half but it said silent film Star under his name,
Speaker 1: and later on it was under his name longer. But
Speaker 1: the first time I saw it, I was like, I
Speaker 1: wrote to Bill Dixon, silent film Star l O L
Speaker 1: O L and I loved it. But ellen Um, the
Speaker 1: creative of the show, called me like probably a couple
Speaker 1: of weeks before the show aired, and just told me, like, Nicky,
Speaker 1: this season is so good and we're doing some weird things.
Speaker 1: And he told me about him deciding to completely cut
Speaker 1: the date out that he went on with Tamaris and
Speaker 1: instead just be like, here's ten seconds of apps because
Speaker 1: this date was boring. We're not even trying to make
Speaker 1: it funny or make it interesting. And I just I go,
Speaker 1: that is genius, and I really respect it. It It means
Speaker 1: you respect your audience. You're not trying to give them
Speaker 1: stuff that they don't want. It was interesting, though, Aaron
Speaker 1: I do remember wells next week, but on the man's plain.
Speaker 1: He does finally speak, and he's very like aware and
Speaker 1: when he's talking about Miami and people moving there and
Speaker 1: then being like you're not ready for this and like
Speaker 1: a lot of life. Yes, So he's like, just because
Speaker 1: someone is boring on the show does not mean they're
Speaker 1: like a boring person. It just means that they just
Speaker 1: don't He was almost too mature for the show. You
Speaker 1: will not succeed on a reality show like this if
Speaker 1: you do not feel comfortable interrupting people and thinking you're
Speaker 1: the ship. And it's like, I'm I just realized. Someone
Speaker 1: said over the weekend they're watching someone special and said
Speaker 1: that they like lingered on stage a really long time afterwards,
Speaker 1: like waving to everyone. And even at Montreal this weekend,
Speaker 1: they wanted me to come out because I opened this
Speaker 1: one show, this big gala, and this thing lifts up
Speaker 1: and it's me and they're like Nicky Glazer and everyone
Speaker 1: gets on their feet because they're instructed to do so
Speaker 1: it's a taping, and they wanted me to really vamp
Speaker 1: and like go to the side and wave and then
Speaker 1: go to the other side and wave and then hit
Speaker 1: my market start the show. And I was like that
Speaker 1: ain't me. If you ever see me live, I will
Speaker 1: be running off stage as soon as possible. I know
Speaker 1: that you might like me, I just think that you
Speaker 1: want to get home and I've already taken up enough
Speaker 1: of your time. And I do not ever want to
Speaker 1: see someone rushing to get out. I just don't understand
Speaker 1: people who like love to just like thank you, thank you,
Speaker 1: Like that's a person with a personality, not that I
Speaker 1: don't have one, but I don't have that one up.
Speaker 1: So you have to be you have to be a vamper.
Speaker 1: You have to be someone who has a huge ego
Speaker 1: to do well on these shows, and if you don't,
Speaker 1: you'll either get written around or um And I do
Speaker 1: believe we don't hear a single word from Aaron the
Speaker 1: entire feel like the silent ego just doesn't know it.
Speaker 1: But I've been told by producers that the joke becomes
Speaker 1: they completely give him. Know what's the rest of the show? Alright,
Speaker 1: But he's hot on Instagram, hit a tree, he does
Speaker 1: ship like nice? All right? How much insight do you
Speaker 1: get about how the contestants are feeling? Um, I get
Speaker 1: a lot of insight into how the girls are feeling um,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I think I get a lot. I think
Speaker 1: I get a lot. Like I think the producers come
Speaker 1: in and tell me a lot about like who likes
Speaker 1: who and how the dates went. But in terms of
Speaker 1: like you know, you could only you really only know
Speaker 1: how someone's feeling based on what they tell you or
Speaker 1: what you observe. And sometimes I think that the producers
Speaker 1: don't observe correctly, or they do and they do, it's
Speaker 1: not communicated to me or like. That's why I've realized
Speaker 1: I really want to be more so involved in like
Speaker 1: watching the footage, even though it's going to be hard
Speaker 1: to do because they shoot so much. I mean, you
Speaker 1: see five percent of what gets shot. There are thousands
Speaker 1: of hours of footage that are being shot, um literally,
Speaker 1: and so it would be impossible. But yeah, I really
Speaker 1: do care about how they're feeling, and so I ask
Speaker 1: a lot. I think I I probably know more than
Speaker 1: most reality show hosts. Okay, I like this question. If
Speaker 1: Andrew was picked to be on the show, would he
Speaker 1: be an f boy or a nice guy, nice guyencies
Speaker 1: reformed f boy. But your f boys, your f boy
Speaker 1: tendencies would have been because not because you just want
Speaker 1: sex and you don't care about women. You want to
Speaker 1: be cool. It's because I would have been a nice guy.
Speaker 1: You have anxiety. Yeah, I would be a nice guy.
Speaker 1: But you pretending that a woman that you slept with
Speaker 1: at Sephora was that you were invisible in front of her, Like,
Speaker 1: is what a thing you did once when you said
Speaker 1: someone you hold up with was not because you hated
Speaker 1: her because you were like, oh, she's a dumb bitch
Speaker 1: and I don't want to talk to her again. It's
Speaker 1: because you had anxiety. Yeah, it wasn't because I was
Speaker 1: like I sucked in and left it. It's it's like
Speaker 1: fucked in And I don't think it loves me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think you can love me. I don't think it.
Speaker 1: I think it's embarrassed of me. I'm embarrassed of what
Speaker 1: I did. And it's so funny when behave can be
Speaker 1: interpreted that way. So often I think people hate me
Speaker 1: or something and that they just are are bad socially. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think a nice guy coming definitely a
Speaker 1: nice guy. Okay, let's do some behind the scenes. Why
Speaker 1: are the men wearing the same necklace? Does it give
Speaker 1: them access to the gym? It is? That's hilarious. It
Speaker 1: is a microphone. So you'll oftentimes see people on these
Speaker 1: shows with like all one necklace and and the girls
Speaker 1: don't wear a necklace because they are miked individually, which
Speaker 1: is a huge process getting mike. When you're wearing these
Speaker 1: little outfits, it's like it's really hard to conceal the mic,
Speaker 1: so it adds so much time. And so for the guys,
Speaker 1: they just and the guys are shirtless most of the time,
Speaker 1: so it would be weird have Mike taped on them,
Speaker 1: so they just do it via necklaces. I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to call it out because it looks so insane and
Speaker 1: you kind of don't notice it on some guys. They'll
Speaker 1: be wearing a shirt that kind of covers it, or
Speaker 1: it fits in with their other thing going on. Um
Speaker 1: So I next season, I've made a note to like,
Speaker 1: we need to make jokes about the mic necklaces because
Speaker 1: it is I don't want people at home going like,
Speaker 1: why is this guy His outfit is impeccable except for
Speaker 1: this fucking ugly would beat necklace. I always feel bad
Speaker 1: for like when you have to get out the guy,
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna go up through your vagina, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna come out your mouth. And they're very professional, but
Speaker 1: it's just like they're always so shaky and so nervous
Speaker 1: and like so um so I'm going to just tether
Speaker 1: the line through your lips and then I'm gonna spin
Speaker 1: it around your clip and just tight around. Is it
Speaker 1: cool if I clip it to your clip and then
Speaker 1: and they're just so gentle and nervous and I do
Speaker 1: not understand. I love everyone and that works and sound,
Speaker 1: thank you so much, But Mike's are not that difficult
Speaker 1: to put on as Mike people. I think men are
Speaker 1: just so nervous. I think tech guys that usually worked
Speaker 1: in theater probably didn't get a lot of experience with
Speaker 1: bras and women's undergarments, so they're just like nervous nerds,
Speaker 1: like fumbling with your bra. And they're always so nice
Speaker 1: and so respectful because they know they're being invasive. Um
Speaker 1: I always grab grabs first day. I think I'm going
Speaker 1: to next time except probably just yeah, alright, next question,
Speaker 1: great questions. Are the eliminated f boys really living in Limbro. No,
Speaker 1: they are at a hotel that is not as nice
Speaker 1: as the one that the nice guys are being put
Speaker 1: up at so it is a shittier situation and they
Speaker 1: are stuck on this island with a security guard making
Speaker 1: sure they don't leave for the remainder of the show
Speaker 1: so that they can come back for The Man Splain.
Speaker 1: So the reason that the Man Splain, which is the
Speaker 1: kind of reunion show that happens on I believe the
Speaker 1: ninth episode. Um, the reason that even became a thing
Speaker 1: is because of COVID, Because we when we did this
Speaker 1: original show in Cayman Island, we had to we had
Speaker 1: to isolate everyone for fourteen days before they got to
Speaker 1: be on camera. And if we just eliminate the guy
Speaker 1: in the first episode, then we've paid for this guy
Speaker 1: to be on the island for two weeks for nothing.
Speaker 1: And so they were like, you know what, we need
Speaker 1: to find a reason to make all of this worth it.
Speaker 1: Let's keep them around the whole time and and have
Speaker 1: this reunion show prior to the You know which is
Speaker 1: a different thing about our show, is that we bring
Speaker 1: everyone back for these girls to have all the information
Speaker 1: they can to make the right decisions before the end
Speaker 1: of the series, which most of those Radions shows happened after.
Speaker 1: So these guys are all kept around. So Limbro and
Speaker 1: the nice guy Grotto were born of the fact that
Speaker 1: we have to keep these guys around for this this
Speaker 1: um mansplain and where what do we do with them? Oh,
Speaker 1: let's put them in either a purgatory, which is a
Speaker 1: place for you know, sketch work. I was really upset
Speaker 1: the first season because I was like, no one's gonna
Speaker 1: believe these guys are sleeping here. This is so stupid.
Speaker 1: It's gonna make the show face. And then it turns
Speaker 1: out no one expects anyone to believe that they're sleeping there.
Speaker 1: It's okay that you know that they're not. The show
Speaker 1: is very wink wink, like you know the parts that
Speaker 1: are real, and you know the parts that aren't very clear.
Speaker 1: And that's what I be so amazing that we kept
Speaker 1: them in. Limbert didn't feed them, just made us. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like like a coconut sand woman like. Look, that's
Speaker 1: what the show is like, just the darkest. That's so funny.
Speaker 1: All right, Um, next question and these I'm loving this
Speaker 1: by the way, like all the behind the scenes stuff.
Speaker 1: Um do reality shows like Fboy Island have several takes
Speaker 1: per scene? Um? No, no, not in the reality aspect
Speaker 1: of the show, which by the way, is different than
Speaker 1: my stuff. So like the elimination rounds like I will
Speaker 1: do it'll I come out. Hey, this is how the
Speaker 1: elimination goes. So the reality stuff they were they're never
Speaker 1: going to do second takes of like Garrett approaching Peter
Speaker 1: or you know, Ta Mari's confronting um casey there. That
Speaker 1: stuff all happens the way it does, right because they
Speaker 1: have more than enough content. It's not like they're trying
Speaker 1: to shoot on a budget where it's like we only
Speaker 1: got seven hours today. We've got to make sure they
Speaker 1: do not know what's gonna happen. I mean, they knew
Speaker 1: that bringing Garritt in would be weird, but they didn't
Speaker 1: know that he was going to go confront Peter. Had
Speaker 1: no clue like that. That was all just like what
Speaker 1: the funk is this guy doing? This is what they do,
Speaker 1: Like you said, people to be in a situation where
Speaker 1: you and you give them enough like confidence before you
Speaker 1: go in, Like, dude, they're going to freak out when
Speaker 1: you get in there. You are a guy that they
Speaker 1: are all dreading to see. You're gonna stir things up.
Speaker 1: They're gonna be jealous. You're there, You're the guy that's
Speaker 1: been on the first season. Everyone revers you, so he
Speaker 1: walks in with this inflated ego. And when you send
Speaker 1: someone into a ring like that, who knows what's gonna
Speaker 1: We don't know what's gonna happen, but something will happen.
Speaker 1: So um, but then the eliminations. How it works is
Speaker 1: that those nights, I go out and I stand by
Speaker 1: myself with um, no one there, and I just do
Speaker 1: cold reads is what they're called. And cold read means
Speaker 1: like it's just getting the lines, just to have it
Speaker 1: for safety in case God only knows what happens, and
Speaker 1: it's just me going welcome gentlemen. So tonight there are
Speaker 1: twelve that, like, twelve of you left, and then I
Speaker 1: do a bunch of roast jokes where they use maybe
Speaker 1: one or point zero two per cent of all of
Speaker 1: the jokes I do. I mean literally, I think they
Speaker 1: should do a gag reel of all the jokes that
Speaker 1: I said that didn't make it. It would be amazing,
Speaker 1: all the roast jokes, just so you don't even have
Speaker 1: to have the guy that I'm roasting. You would just
Speaker 1: know exactly what I'm talking about you guys write those jokes. Yes,
Speaker 1: Andrew and me and um and and Bill all like
Speaker 1: get together and we write all the jokes because usually
Speaker 1: the guys come out and they look so sad, So
Speaker 1: we just write jokes of like, did you guys just
Speaker 1: find out Joe Rogan was canceled again? Did you guys
Speaker 1: just find out that only fans isn't allowing nudes? Did
Speaker 1: you guys have just found out that snapchats can be saved?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you guys? You look so sad? Did
Speaker 1: you just and then Andrew wrote the joke? Did you
Speaker 1: just find out that, no matter what you do, you'll
Speaker 1: never be as fussable as Davidson? Like these things of
Speaker 1: like you guys look sad? Why did did you just
Speaker 1: find out that um, you know, I don't know we
Speaker 1: had I looked him up this weekend because I was
Speaker 1: looking for like the hair thing, the chest hair, the
Speaker 1: asshole that was that made it? Oh yeah you have
Speaker 1: you have less hair than my asshole? Yes, on your
Speaker 1: on your chest was so funny. Yeah, those are those
Speaker 1: are some of the most fun moments obviously, but yeah,
Speaker 1: the fact that they don't use like they use like
Speaker 1: less than one per episode seriously, but you know what
Speaker 1: it is. I think it's like they just don't have room.
Speaker 1: They just don't have room. It's just ten episodes. I
Speaker 1: would maybe asked them next time instead of airing a
Speaker 1: date of errands, let's just are a bunch of jokes
Speaker 1: of Nikki's that we couldn't have time for instead of
Speaker 1: abs as well, they here are jokes. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: like me, like you know, it's a juxtaposition of me
Speaker 1: over it with like waves crashing in the background, just
Speaker 1: saying jokes that would be amazing a montage. Um. So
Speaker 1: then I go out and do cold reads and I
Speaker 1: just go like, Okay, Mia, who are you limiting tonight? Mia?
Speaker 1: Who are in your bottom? Two? Miya? Who are you
Speaker 1: in your bottom? Two? Your bottom? To Mia? Who are they?
Speaker 1: So I just do a bunch of different versions than
Speaker 1: to Marris, than Louise, then Casey what are you f boy?
Speaker 1: Or nice guy Casey. So some of those times where
Speaker 1: you see me go it's like from the cold read
Speaker 1: where no one was standing there. Then we go into
Speaker 1: then they bring the girls out and I talked to
Speaker 1: them without the guys there, just so that they feel
Speaker 1: a little bit freer to say things that maybe we want,
Speaker 1: we need, we would like them to say, but like
Speaker 1: they wouldn't feels comfortable with all the guys, then they
Speaker 1: bring out the guys. But most, I will say, the
Speaker 1: most of the stuff you see that airs from eliminations,
Speaker 1: I would say nine percent of it, which I'm remembering
Speaker 1: for next season so I don't have to do cold
Speaker 1: reads anymore, is all live. It's all we do everything
Speaker 1: the same way. There's some stuff we get just in
Speaker 1: case so that I did get clean reads of it
Speaker 1: is what it's called. But most of it is all.
Speaker 1: Everything you're seeing is happening in the moment, and um,
Speaker 1: the biggest things you're missing out on from the eliminations
Speaker 1: that get cut around are how fucking long it takes
Speaker 1: people when they walk off to recompose themselves and do
Speaker 1: an interview while they So if Mia walks off because
Speaker 1: she's having a panic attack or like just like really
Speaker 1: upset with Peter and she walks off, which is great TV,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mia, You're doing the right thing. Everyone has
Speaker 1: to wait about forty minutes because it means she has
Speaker 1: to have her meltdown, which is gonna take however long
Speaker 1: someone's gonna go comfort her, which will also take however long.
Speaker 1: Then she will have to be then individually interviewed. That
Speaker 1: you know when you see on reality shows where the
Speaker 1: person is just like standing off to the side. It's
Speaker 1: called a on O t F on the fly. So
Speaker 1: it's like an interview you get while the show is
Speaker 1: happening on the fly. It's not scheduled. So they take
Speaker 1: you and put you by a palm tree and they
Speaker 1: interview with your and your hair is blowing in the
Speaker 1: wind and you're like, I just really don't understand why
Speaker 1: peters but that those are called O t F on
Speaker 1: the fly, So then they have to get her doing
Speaker 1: that to explain why she went off camera. And then
Speaker 1: finally everyone's like me, it's coming back, and it's coming back,
Speaker 1: and then it's places and during that time, we're all
Speaker 1: kind of another lingo words stopped down, so we're all
Speaker 1: just like waiting around, and I sit down on the
Speaker 1: couch with the boys and I'm not I'm not talking
Speaker 1: to them because I'm not really allowed to, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't have anywhere to sit. Next season, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: going to have a place to sit because everyone's sitting
Speaker 1: beside me even though in the host and I probably
Speaker 1: should stand, so I probably will still be standing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm shirt looking in the mirror. And if you guys
Speaker 1: want to catch um Robin, my makeup girl had a
Speaker 1: terrible fall during this one. If you look at where
Speaker 1: I'm standing on a wide shot, you know wide meaning
Speaker 1: like you see the level. Yes, dude, you were down
Speaker 1: in the green room. Probably it probably was we had
Speaker 1: just gone up to So you know, when I'm standing
Speaker 1: there by the pool at elimination, right to the right
Speaker 1: of me, I'm facing the ocean. Right to the right
Speaker 1: of me is this tiny sliver of concrete that is
Speaker 1: carved out so that there can be water from the
Speaker 1: one pool to the next. And it is probably six
Speaker 1: inches long or six inches wide, and and she anyone
Speaker 1: could have fallen and her foot just goes into it.
Speaker 1: And I was so scared her leg was going to break.
Speaker 1: Thank god it didn't. But just look for that sliver
Speaker 1: and know that that was very treacherous. Final thought. A
Speaker 1: couple more questions. All right, I don't know if you
Speaker 1: can answer this. Did the producers tell Dame, did tell
Speaker 1: Danny to check on Mia? No? No, you know what
Speaker 1: I think he probably got permission because Mia was in
Speaker 1: a place that the F boys were not to go.
Speaker 1: But I'm positive that at that point in the show,
Speaker 1: if they were trying to get anyone to do anything,
Speaker 1: they would have asked Peter to do it. So the
Speaker 1: reason that you know they didn't ask Danny is because
Speaker 1: at that point Danny really didn't have much of a
Speaker 1: chance with Mia. That if you look back, was the
Speaker 1: turning point, because Danny took it upon himself to be
Speaker 1: actually concerned about Mia in a real way and go
Speaker 1: find her and comfort her. And so that's kind of weird.
Speaker 1: We're looking for a new beanie at that time, so
Speaker 1: he couldn't. Yeah, he was looking for um, you know,
Speaker 1: the new winter collection from Zara that he like had
Speaker 1: up in his room, you know, like a new scarf
Speaker 1: or some ship. Man Like he's changed if you have changed? Yeah? No,
Speaker 1: like seriously, man like, it's just like who you are.
Speaker 1: You know what annoys me about these guys. Just have
Speaker 1: to yourself if you are an F boy who wants
Speaker 1: to go on the show next season or a nice guy,
Speaker 1: and you please look for other ways when these women
Speaker 1: want compliments. I know that you think being an F
Speaker 1: boy you're trying to hide your f boy nous even
Speaker 1: if you're a nice guy. And when you compliment women,
Speaker 1: stop saying you're so strong, you're you know, you're driven,
Speaker 1: you're like you know, like independent women. Okay, that's nice,
Speaker 1: say it once, but stop stop dancing around the thing
Speaker 1: you want to say, the thing that is natural to
Speaker 1: you to say, is I want to fuck you. You're
Speaker 1: extremely hot, you've got a great face, you've got great legs,
Speaker 1: you got a great ass. Give these women, including me,
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying to do this to me on
Speaker 1: the show, but no woman on this show does not
Speaker 1: want to hear that. Look at the way they're dressed,
Speaker 1: and these women good because he's smart. He's so smart,
Speaker 1: because these girls are starved for those compliments, because every
Speaker 1: guy is trying to tow the line and seem like
Speaker 1: a nice guy. By not focusing on the sexual elements
Speaker 1: of these girls, you can still be a nice guy
Speaker 1: and want to funk us. Do you know that? Well,
Speaker 1: Benedict has that trouble in your show of being sexual
Speaker 1: because he looks very sexual. He's a very sexual man
Speaker 1: like looking wise, but then because he works on his
Speaker 1: body a lot, Yeah, he's just a strong cheek bones.
Speaker 1: He looks like a boy I think. Yeah. Oh. He
Speaker 1: called Jason Mraz on Steroids about Tom, which was so oh, yes, dude,
Speaker 1: Tom punching that table Tomas. Tom gets a lot of airplay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he just looks like the rock the man made
Speaker 1: out of rocks, you know. From Yes, he seems like
Speaker 1: I love Tom. Tom wrote me a d M and
Speaker 1: he said, sorry, it took the show so seriously. I
Speaker 1: don't know what I was doing. I was like, no, Tom,
Speaker 1: you were and and he feels embarrassed now that he
Speaker 1: was taking it so seriously because after the fact, he's
Speaker 1: just being mocked constantly. There's like a trumpet like kind
Speaker 1: of playing behind him when he walks or does anything,
Speaker 1: and he's set constantly trum bone. That's what I meant. Um.
Speaker 1: Thank you know, uh, you're you're always on me about
Speaker 1: my wind instruments and you always keep me humble. Um.
Speaker 1: But he it was really sweet of him to say, NICKI,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I took the show so seriously, and I
Speaker 1: was like, no, Tom, I like that you did, because
Speaker 1: you know what, he brought sincerity to it. He really did.
Speaker 1: Journal He really did. He does love to Maris like, he,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for you guys to see the finale
Speaker 1: of this how it all shakes out. Um and thank
Speaker 1: god these guys took it seriously. I think it's just
Speaker 1: hard because you don't you you understand you here. I
Speaker 1: love Ta Maris, I do everything for We don't see
Speaker 1: enough of that to really understand the bond and how
Speaker 1: much time together, let me say a lot of time together.
Speaker 1: And he's a little I can tell he's a little
Speaker 1: frustrated right now, like they didn't show that enough. And
Speaker 1: so if you are wondering that's why the connection between
Speaker 1: Tom and t Marris is so strong or why Tom
Speaker 1: is acting this way, I just know there's a lot
Speaker 1: of things you didn't see because it had to be
Speaker 1: cut for time. But they really did have an intense
Speaker 1: connection that we all knew about and um and but
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for you guys to see the finale
Speaker 1: and follow all these um F boys and things on
Speaker 1: Instagram if you're a part of the show, because these
Speaker 1: guys are like constantly going live with each other and
Speaker 1: and divulging things about the show, and they're much more
Speaker 1: loose lipp than even I am. I think because they don't,
Speaker 1: you know, have a third season writing on it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: thank you for watching the show today or listening to
Speaker 1: the show. We'll be here all week. Don't be cut, Anne,
Speaker 1: Jack White Island