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Speaker 1: The Nicky Laser podcasts. Here's Nicky. Hello, here I am,

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Speaker 1: It's Nicky Laser podcast. Welcome to the show. It's Monday

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Speaker 1: morning ish somewhere. It's Monday morning somewhere right Andrew, Am,

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Speaker 1: I just I just feel like we're in a corvett

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Speaker 1: within glass. I don't look at a little too puffed up?

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Speaker 1: Did I just woke up from uh my second nap

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Speaker 1: of well, I took a nap to sleep last night,

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Speaker 1: so it's nap too, but no no actual sleep. Um,

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Speaker 1: just terrible nightmares all that through the night and puffy eyes.

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Speaker 1: And I have to be on camera for this. I'm

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Speaker 1: doing girls gotta eat after this the podcast listen to

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Speaker 1: me on that next week. Um, and I just don't

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Speaker 1: want my eyes to be puffy for that. But they

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Speaker 1: are not. Well, they're gonna deep puffed by that right now.

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Speaker 1: They're puffed up puff Daddy. They're also going by p

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Speaker 1: Diddy and Shun Combs on comes Yeah and on de

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Speaker 1: MOI yesterday and he was being very respectful like someone

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Speaker 1: you know that thing that people send celebrity sightings into

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Speaker 1: and gossip. They're like Seawan Diddy Combs on a date

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Speaker 1: and he's being very respectful of her. It's like, what

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Speaker 1: did you think he was going to be doing and

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Speaker 1: pouring champagne down her ass and like licking it off

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Speaker 1: her labia while he slaps it. Maybe yeah, well he

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Speaker 1: definitely so rock if it's going to be anything, you

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Speaker 1: can and that they really want to drink something else,

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Speaker 1: but they have to drink their own stupid stuff. And

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Speaker 1: Aaron the other guy from Breaking Bad, they have their

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Speaker 1: own tequila. Yes, stop it with the tequila. Do a

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Speaker 1: taste tests with cut with Kendall's tequila. Um, George Clooney, Um,

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Speaker 1: that screaming guy from Breaking Bad who probably is truly

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Speaker 1: unlikable in person, just based on his demeanor and everything

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Speaker 1: else about him, and um and just being actor in general. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: kids are making billions of dollars and who's the other

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Speaker 1: there's someone else that has a tequila too? Oh um

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Speaker 1: and uh Kevin Hart. Get all their tequilas and have

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Speaker 1: them all tastes them, blindfold them and see if they

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Speaker 1: can tell the difference, because I guarantee you they can't.

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Speaker 1: Ye and replace be amazing. I would love to do that.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be my dream if I

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Speaker 1: could have a make a wish it would be for

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Speaker 1: all of those Charlatan's to get together and have to

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Speaker 1: try to guess which one is their stupid tequila acts

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Speaker 1: like they go to the lab and they actually taste

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Speaker 1: dieparent ones. What Nick Jonas has a tequila, he's like

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Speaker 1: I lived inside a cactus inside Mexico for nine months.

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Speaker 1: He does have like if he's like putting his arms up,

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Speaker 1: he does look like he's his own brewery. Really do

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Speaker 1: act like they And then you know, if I ever

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Speaker 1: make something too, I'm sure i'll have. But to me

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Speaker 1: in the lab with a fucking coat on, talking to

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Speaker 1: scientists like and your Instagram pastion will be like eighteen

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Speaker 1: paragraphs about how it changed your life and how yes

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Speaker 1: you know making key weaving. My daughter will be in

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Speaker 1: the picture with me. You don't even have, yes, just

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Speaker 1: a made up one that a dead one that you

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Speaker 1: dug up to put in the phone. One of the

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Speaker 1: scientists lend me there, and you have a coat on,

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Speaker 1: and you're like with a beaker and some thin beard,

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Speaker 1: acting like I have. My feet are on the ground,

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Speaker 1: touching the roots, tasting the grapes to make my tequila one.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do tequila one, A man makes your clothes

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Speaker 1: fall off? Wait? Isn't that the song? Tequila one? Wait?

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Speaker 1: Is that? No? Strawberry one? Straw Skill seven? Wait? Is

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Speaker 1: this gonna be an inappropriate song? You know you dissect

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Speaker 1: songs and they sounds so rapey and like a little pedophilick. No,

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Speaker 1: that one's fine. Strawberry one and seventeen Doula Saw Everything.

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Speaker 1: First Dates of Love. So you were four? Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: know the first verse not so much. You get to

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Speaker 1: the second verse, it really just starts falling off the

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Speaker 1: deep end. You me lessons in your basement, took off

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Speaker 1: my bra and you said, how many bras do you

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Speaker 1: have on? Now? God, I can't wait to taste that.

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Speaker 1: It sounds delicious. Um. Yeah, so what were we talking

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Speaker 1: about the morning? Yeah? I look all over. How do

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Speaker 1: you deep puff? For all the women out there that

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Speaker 1: want to get a puff out, how do you get

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Speaker 1: the puff out? I've never tried, but you know, because

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Speaker 1: it makes your the thing on your asshole kind of shrivel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it sucks the moisture outs. Yeah, I really it's all

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Speaker 1: about I really believe it's all about light touches a

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Speaker 1: touch on right below your neck, like right below your ear,

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Speaker 1: on your neck like lightly to stimulate your lymphatic system,

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Speaker 1: and then you sweep the moisture out towards those spots

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Speaker 1: and lymphatic drenage. I think it's what it's called, but I,

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Speaker 1: um didn't have time to do that today, and so

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Speaker 1: I look like I'm a horse doing dress Is that?

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Speaker 1: I love that word dressage. That's like horses like plut

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Speaker 1: plant and they have to dance. Is that dressage? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think it's like a beauty pageant for horses or something.

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Speaker 1: I think that's my favorite word next to brandish. So

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Speaker 1: we we. I don't know if you listen to the

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Speaker 1: podcast with Me in the Ladies last week, but we

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Speaker 1: coined a new term. It's called rape. When something is

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Speaker 1: ear rape like a word or like something you know.

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Speaker 1: Um On, you gave my favorite example of when someone

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Speaker 1: posts something on Instagram like they do like a tribute

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Speaker 1: to their husband. And usually if someone's posting about their husband,

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Speaker 1: it's not his birthday or an anniversary. The marriage is failing,

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Speaker 1: and it's a less dish attempt to po do everyone

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Speaker 1: that you love your person because that person just came

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Speaker 1: to you and said I'm not showing up enough on

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Speaker 1: your Instagram and then they make a caption that says

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Speaker 1: this one that's so bad. That was my favorite one today.

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Speaker 1: UM on the Girl's chat that no way, you're not

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Speaker 1: in because you don't do what's app and I don't

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Speaker 1: want to overwhelm you with those things, but you're welcome

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Speaker 1: in if you ever won back in um we were

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Speaker 1: talking about rape and Anya was like, Nicky, do you

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Speaker 1: have any raps? And I was like, I really don't.

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Speaker 1: I can none come to mind for me. Um And

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Speaker 1: she was like, you're just so accepting of others. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, did you hear my new theory about marriage.

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming to your wedding unless you're over forty

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Speaker 1: or have been together for four years. No, um Man

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Speaker 1: just said that. No. She was like, you just don't

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Speaker 1: judge other people. I'm like, I can, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Words don't really bumm me out as much. But today

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Speaker 1: we were kind of getting into it and you said

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Speaker 1: a new rape was I'm gonna tuck into this Nioki

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Speaker 1: like Lord Yoki for me is disgusting, but tuck when

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Speaker 1: someone says they're going to tuck into a meal. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that nook that is as it sounds like you're going

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you choke, yeah, choking. But yeah, I'll

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Speaker 1: take that that what you yoki is being made though.

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Speaker 1: That's a very soothing thing where they roll them up.

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Speaker 1: They're little pillows, so I do want to get in there.

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Speaker 1: They're just a little pillows of pasta. Waitst on me?

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Speaker 1: And uh, what were the other ones that someone said, Oh,

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Speaker 1: oh yes, have you seen House of Gucci? Oh no,

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Speaker 1: but that you gotta watch it? Terrible, please watch it

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Speaker 1: something Well, she was trying something that really a lot

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Speaker 1: make that Italian no, like this was it like this

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Speaker 1: the last night? You watched it last night? It's two

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Speaker 1: all the things to watch on TV. It's a nice

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Speaker 1: I like I like a story. I like those kinds

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Speaker 1: of stories of like how the family felt, biopics. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just a true story that's made up. It's really good.

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Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of I mean I heard people

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Speaker 1: seems overdone. Who is she? Who is she doing? Impression

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Speaker 1: do you know the story? I answered that, like, do

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Speaker 1: you want to hear the story? In one word? That

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Speaker 1: was strong? A good story? Then why wasn't it made before?

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Speaker 1: It's not that long ago. There's a lot of great

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Speaker 1: hour Ridley Scot Does it get to the point of

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Speaker 1: It got it was mostly from everywhere. They had that

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Speaker 1: for a while, but seventy they were actually hurting a little. Yes,

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Speaker 1: aren't good. Well surprisingly yes, yes, but anyhow and jay

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Speaker 1: don't say that that is fat phobic. It makes people

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Speaker 1: have a eating disorder. And that's just straight up that's

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Speaker 1: If I tell you that a movie ends disappointingly? Is

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Speaker 1: what movie ends, Oh my god, I mean like most

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Speaker 1: of them. I mean, that's kind of a trope of

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Speaker 1: movies that they all end. It's usually even movie ends disappointingly.

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Speaker 1: It's like, so I love an ambiguous ending. You don't

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Speaker 1: even you know, draw your own conclusion, build your own story.

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Speaker 1: I like, I like the biopic pick and then you

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Speaker 1: go to Wikipedia to goo what was the real story

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Speaker 1: and you find out like two other things or like

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Speaker 1: fourteen things that didn't happen, speaking of biopics and stuff

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Speaker 1: like and well, I guess it doesn't really relate, but

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Speaker 1: yes it does true events. I'm on my third Columbine book.

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Speaker 1: I'm reading the um book, A Mother's Reckoning. I believe

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Speaker 1: that the name of the book is by Sue Cleibold.

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Speaker 1: Dylan's Dylan Clebold's mother, and it is great, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: a mother you know, because when that stuff happens, the

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Speaker 1: boys weren't around two punish, so the parents became the

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Speaker 1: worst people in the world, like it was worldwide. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean even I thought that. I mean I was young,

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Speaker 1: been either negligent, abusive or kind of but they did

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Speaker 1: draw up the plans. She thought it was for a

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Speaker 1: play they were doing. No um, she wouldn't got the

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Speaker 1: the parents behalf that they didn't notice. She admits that

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Speaker 1: always fine, but like at a comedy festival bringing your boyfriend,

425
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,920
Speaker 1: it's kind of a look. It's kind of like a thing.

426
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,679
Speaker 1: And I know most comed a lot of comedians do it,

427
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,280
Speaker 1: but it always creates like you bring this person in

428
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 1: that just is kind of you can tell their partner

429
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: doesn't even want them there, and they are resentful of

430
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:24,600
Speaker 1: being there, and they're they're socially anxious because they're around comedians,

431
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 1: and comedians are social anxious because they're around normal person.

432
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:30,440
Speaker 1: It's just but he was the bell of the ball.

433
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,080
Speaker 1: He was so nice, he was so everyone loved him.

434
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 1: He made friends everywhere he went, and he was just

435
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,639
Speaker 1: so supportive of me, and I understand now why people

436
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 1: have partners like and like have a teammate in life,

437
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: because I was up and down with my like nervousness,

438
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,919
Speaker 1: which made him steady as a board, flat as a board,

439
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: light as a feather that gave the girls play at

440
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,480
Speaker 1: summer parties. Except he's very bulky because he's been working

441
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 1: out a lot. But um, he was just so nice

442
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: and calming. Like everything I would complain about, he'd be like,

443
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,439
Speaker 1: but you know what if they didn't accidentally put us

444
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 1: at the double Tree instead of the W, because there's

445
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:08,280
Speaker 1: a W and the Double Tree W is clearly a better. Yes.

446
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,200
Speaker 1: That was Nick brass Ow, you know if you're listening, Nick,

447
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,399
Speaker 1: that was his joke. Was like, hey, you keep Jesus Christ.

448
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,280
Speaker 1: That fucking thing just fell behind me and I jumped.

449
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 1: We should do a slumo of my reaction just there,

450
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 1: because I thought there was a mass shooter in my apartment.

451
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 1: Um he thought. He was like, they both have the

452
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 1: word double in them, and if you want to be fair,

453
00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, that's a good point. So um,

454
00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,879
Speaker 1: I will not tell you the name of the hotel

455
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm saying it, but I will tell you it has

456
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,360
Speaker 1: to use in it, so Mitch Hedward joke, but it's

457
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,600
Speaker 1: I adapted it because usually says two trees. So um.

458
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,560
Speaker 1: It also reminds me the John Laney joke where he's like,

459
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you what airline I flew with,

460
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: but let's just say they're called Delta. So I'm flying

461
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: Delta Airlines. And so we get to the Double Tree

462
00:25:56,480 --> 00:26:00,679
Speaker 1: and I'm a little bit like I should be at

463
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,280
Speaker 1: the w I'm sorry, I'm a bit I'm filling in

464
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: for how A Mandel in this gala, the other comedian

465
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: who dropped out for this other thing, and do I

466
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 1: don't even know what comedian that is. They tried to

467
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: convince me that they wanted me all along, and I'm like,

468
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: I got us two days ago. There's no fucking way

469
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 1: who got COVID, but they wouldn't tell me. Yes. So

470
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 1: I'm at the Double Tree, which I've stayed every time

471
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,480
Speaker 1: I've gone to the festival, but I haven't been the

472
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,840
Speaker 1: festival in many years. And before then, I belonged to

473
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: the Double Tree, not that there's any where anyone belongs

474
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: and I'm not too good for a double tree. I

475
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: love a double Tree. I stay at them all the time.

476
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: On the road, you get those warm cookies. But when

477
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: there's a W two be had and all the headliners

478
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: on the show, I know all the people staying at

479
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 1: the W because I can say I I know, and

480
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:41,520
Speaker 1: I'm you know, you got to Mark Marrin's, you get

481
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: your Amy Shumers, you got your I don't know Jimmy cars.

482
00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 1: They're all at the W and old glaze dogs at

483
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: the Double Tree. That's fine meals at the Double Tree.

484
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,719
Speaker 1: And then while we're waiting for a room, which they

485
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: do not have a room for us, so we arrive

486
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 1: at twelve o'clock, there's no rooms. My name is not

487
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 1: on it, and the festival's apologizing profusely. I like the

488
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: idea that they had to cancel his room because he

489
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: definitely at W. Yeah. Well, they asked me if I

490
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: have a a pseudonym or you know one of those

491
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: names which this week last week Aliah, Yeah, yeah, Min's

492
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:25,159
Speaker 1: Jennifer Garner alias um. But they asked me if I

493
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: had an alias alias, and I just made one last

494
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,199
Speaker 1: week because Jen asked me. My assistant was like, do

495
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 1: you want an alias? Because some people ask for one,

496
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:37,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, yeah, actually have a good idea for one,

497
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 1: So I do have one now. So I gave him

498
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: that name and made everyone laugh and um wasn't there.

499
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: And then we finally are like, you know what, We're

500
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 1: just gonna give you one. You'll pay for it the club,

501
00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: the you know, the you'll get reimbursed for it. I

502
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 1: was like, fine, just get us in, Like I just

503
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,239
Speaker 1: want to like lay down. So Chris and I go,

504
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: We get in our room. Um, wake up in the

505
00:27:55,520 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: morning feeling like Pete Jettie and I have a text

506
00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,800
Speaker 1: that's like, you're supposed to be at the w what

507
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:04,280
Speaker 1: are you doing there? I was like, I knew it.

508
00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 1: So we had to packing up after you've unpacked at

509
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 1: a hotel is But they told us to go to

510
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 1: the Double Tree. They told me it was on my itinerary,

511
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,480
Speaker 1: the Double Trade. So they missed book that and so

512
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: we do the festival. It's fine. I mean it was great.

513
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: Actually had a really good time hung out with Nick

514
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 1: a Ton Nick Brazao, who I love so much, and um,

515
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: I have a really I have a fun thing to

516
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 1: announce for Nick at some point when that happens. But

517
00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell Noah off it's I'm teasing that one

518
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: that's going to be exciting for everyone involved. A bestie

519
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: is doing something pretty cool, I think with a connection

520
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 1: to the our show. I'll tell you guys all fair,

521
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 1: but I can't announce to here because it's not my

522
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: story to tell. So anyway, we're leaving yesterday. We get

523
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: a late flight because we wanted to stay in Montreal

524
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: all day long and like just you know, hang out

525
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,520
Speaker 1: after my shows were over. And we get to the

526
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 1: airport at four the party for our seven o'clock flight,

527
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 1: check me in, and they go, you're not We don't

528
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: have a flight for this guy. And he missed his

529
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 1: flight at twelve. They had a different they had booked

530
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: a different flight for him out, Like what is going on?

531
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not joking. There's nothing exaggerated about how

532
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,719
Speaker 1: this is over less than forty eight hours, you know,

533
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: And so, uh, Chris had to stay in Montreal because

534
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 1: there were no we had such a late flight. Flight

535
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: was the latest, There was no room, there was no

536
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 1: he was on twelve fifty out and we weren't even

537
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 1: told exactly what happened on the way out. Yes, same

538
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: times too, and so yeah, he gets stuck there, and

539
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 1: he's so cool about it. I mean I would have

540
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: been so and I was so annoyed, and I was like,

541
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,360
Speaker 1: should I just stay for you? But I had, you know,

542
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: this podcast, I have to do another podcast after this,

543
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 1: and I had a COVID test and things this morning,

544
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 1: and so he was like, he jokingly was like, well,

545
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,600
Speaker 1: this means you have to go into for radio for me.

546
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 1: And I was like, baby, I don't know if I

547
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: can have a really long day. And he was like

548
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding, No, you don't. And I was like no,

549
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: but I would want to, and He's like no, oh

550
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 1: my god. No. I was just kidding, like no, because

551
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: I was gonna go on Tuesday anyway. And and then

552
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 1: I know, I go through baggage claim and I'm like,

553
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 1: I know this guy would hesitate to do that for me.

554
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: Like he goes out of his way for me in

555
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:24,840
Speaker 1: innumerable ways, Like he doesn't question it. He is always

556
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 1: if I'm in if he is like that's the thing

557
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 1: I love about him most, Like if I'm in bed

558
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: and I just get in bed and I'm like wide awake,

559
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: and he's like so tired and had a hard day,

560
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 1: and I'm like I can't find my sleep mask, he

561
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 1: will get out of bed to look for my sleep mask.

562
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: Or if I'm like, oh, I forgot my charger in

563
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: the living room, if I'll just say it, being like

564
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go stay there, I'm gonna go get it,

565
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:50,560
Speaker 1: Like he never. He always does things, even when he's tired.

566
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,479
Speaker 1: He will always put my needs first. And even when

567
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: I don't need him to want him, you know, like

568
00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:57,680
Speaker 1: ask him too, I guess, and it means a lot

569
00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,760
Speaker 1: to me. And so I was like, I'm gonna go in.

570
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: So we tricked them this morning. He didn't tell anyone

571
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: else on his show that he was not going to

572
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: be there. And then I waited. I got there. The

573
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: show starts at six oh three. Usually I think Tim

574
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: and Courtney Brando wasn't there because he's in Colorado. But

575
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: I thought Tim and Courtney already in studio. I have

576
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 1: the arch app pulled up. I called another guy from

577
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,080
Speaker 1: another show in the building to let me in the door,

578
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:24,479
Speaker 1: because you need a key guard. I get in the door.

579
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm waiting in the stairwell with the arch app listening

580
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: to the show about to start, and then all of

581
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 1: a sudden, Tim burst in the door because I was

582
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: gonna walk in after they are like, where's Chris. He's

583
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: not showing up, and they start like frantically texting him

584
00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 1: because sometimes people run late on the show. Very seldom

585
00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,880
Speaker 1: this happens, but you kind of hear it go down

586
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: live on air of like, well, Chris isn't here yet,

587
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: anyone want to go try to figure out where he is.

588
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: And so I was gonna like take that panic and

589
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: just go like, guess who was here instead of him,

590
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: and like burst in. But then as there's hiding in

591
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: the stairwell, I see Tim walk in late and I go,

592
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 1: why are you late? It looked like I just mad

593
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,120
Speaker 1: at him being late, but I was just really mad

594
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: when he walked into the stairwell, yeah, because he was

595
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: running late, run up the stairs. He was he just

596
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: was coming in today and he was like oh And

597
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: I go, oh God, why are you late? And he

598
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 1: looks like yeah, and so he goes and I go,

599
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: don't tell Courtney. I'm just gonna surprise Courtney. So I

600
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, at least i'll get her and she'll

601
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: because she's up there alone. Tim isn't there, Chris isn't there,

602
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: and Brando, who is not on his on vacation, so

603
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,680
Speaker 1: Tim and Chris both still haven't shown. Tim, I know,

604
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,640
Speaker 1: is on the way. So Tim goes up. I hear

605
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: the show start and she's like, oh my god. I

606
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 1: was panicking. It was just gonna be me in here.

607
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 1: And then Hayley, this girl who's running the board that

608
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: Brando usually doesn't um. So I started slinking down the

609
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: hall to creep in to get ready for my big entrance.

610
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:52,760
Speaker 1: And I'm standing like right outside that you know I

611
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,720
Speaker 1: should have had that because all of a sudden, I'm

612
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: videotaping it, because I'm gonna videotape I like secretly a

613
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: video even Courtney through the window that you can't really

614
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,160
Speaker 1: see through from her end. And then all of a sudden,

615
00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: she looks at me and this is what this is.

616
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:18,320
Speaker 1: This is me creeping started. It's me. So I see

617
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 1: her all of a sudden TV and I go, Gosh,

618
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,840
Speaker 1: darn Itt. But I are obviously I would have said

619
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: God damn it. And then but I was already in

620
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: radio mode even though it's in the hallway, and so

621
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: I said, Gosh, Darnett, which I want to start saying

622
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: Josh Hartnett I literally was just going to say that

623
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 1: I swear in my life. I swear in my life.

624
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: I was putting that together to say, I go, why

625
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 1: does that sound Hartnet? Yeah? What happened to him? I

626
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 1: don't know, but he was so freaking sexy. How great

627
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 1: was that movie where he had did not come for days?

628
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 1: Forty days and what was it called? That's like every

629
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: forty days and forty size? Yeah, there's one with Anna

630
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 1: Haitian Harris Board, there's another one with um Yeah, I

631
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: gotta get out of here. The whole movie was Can't Come.

632
00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: And I didn't even know what coming was when that

633
00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: came out. I was when that came. I did not

634
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: know what caming was. Man, I really didn't know. No,

635
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: what do you know? Do you remember when you found

636
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 1: out about like come and what it was? I know

637
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 1: when I found out. I mean, boys, I feel like

638
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: that isn't even It's almost like when you get your period.

639
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: It's like you're like, what's coming out of me? Yeah?

640
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: You get pre ejaculate before you get it full? So

641
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: do we? I didn't like junior high schooling in our

642
00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,920
Speaker 1: face junior okay, but I just didn't understand, Like I

643
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: just didn't know like boners and like I didn't know

644
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,400
Speaker 1: any It's just a weird what you don't know. It

645
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: really does feel like you shouldn't have to figure these

646
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 1: things out in the real world, and that you should

647
00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: there should be some kind of lesson being taught. But

648
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 1: but it's like if you teach the lesson too early,

649
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 1: then the kid is like what like like there's like

650
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: a there's like a moment of like do you teach

651
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 1: after an e fact? Well, I remember when my cousin

652
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,600
Speaker 1: j D was like, Nikki, it go us in the vagina,

653
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: like the penis goes in to make a baby, because

654
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 1: I just thought they kind of like rubbed together, like

655
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:08,879
Speaker 1: you know, sticks making a fire. And I could not

656
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 1: believe something docked inside your like inside you. I couldn't

657
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 1: believe it. I couldn't even believe I had a whole.

658
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: I don't think i'd ever like put my finger up there.

659
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 1: I mean, this is probably was in fourth grade or something,

660
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 1: but I remember being totally taken aback by the it

661
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 1: goes inside you, which is a wild thing that you know,

662
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,359
Speaker 1: men don't have something enter in them, which is very

663
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 1: invasive unless gay man. But yeah, the yeah, but yeah,

664
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm trying to the first time the idea

665
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 1: of putting yourself in some putting something inside someone. Just

666
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:48,440
Speaker 1: connect You're connecting like bodies. It's a weird thing, so weird,

667
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 1: we we we just with sex were always just like

668
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:55,680
Speaker 1: yeah and then we were sixty. Everyone just as soon

669
00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: as it's over because you could have to because it's

670
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 1: too weird to focus on it. It's my obsession. Um,

671
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,319
Speaker 1: but how was your weekend? I mean, I had a

672
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 1: great weekend. I did five shows at Helium, nice with Frances.

673
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: Frances and this comedian goes by little sasquatch. Why and

674
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,160
Speaker 1: you would I don't know what you're visiting when you

675
00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:19,120
Speaker 1: hear a little picture a tiny Harryman. No, it's like

676
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: a boy is guy from barstool and he got very

677
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,399
Speaker 1: big on Twitter through this name and so now he's

678
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,160
Speaker 1: just the name, doesn't look anything, and he's not little.

679
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: He's tall as he's twenty one years old. He's like whatever,

680
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 1: has a following already through Barstool. Extremely nice kid like

681
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 1: trying to do the New York circuit but understands that

682
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: he's nowhere near where his celebrity or like how well

683
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,839
Speaker 1: he could draw verse how good he is on stage.

684
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 1: But he was so nice and he actually is going

685
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: to be very good, like I think he will be. Whatever.

686
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: So we just had like a boy's weekend. We played golf.

687
00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: We all played out of the same bag, out in

688
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: the middle of Illinois, in no middle of nowhere. Frances

689
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: is a D one athlete, Harvard kind of athlete. He

690
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: played lacrosse. He's like six four. He's just adonis of

691
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: a man. I feel like, and uh, we always talk

692
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: shit and I beat him, which made me feel so

693
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: good because all that practice. Yeah, Like, granted we were

694
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 1: playing with my own clubs and he had to play

695
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: with my class. And he doesn't golf every day, no,

696
00:37:23,239 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 1: not nine times a day. But and he was an

697
00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 1: athlete fifteen years ago. Look, these are all asterix, NICKI,

698
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,280
Speaker 1: these are asterix. And he was an athlete a sport.

699
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: He probably doesn't play it as an adult. Ere you

700
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,600
Speaker 1: know what, Nicky, When you're right, you're right. Okay. I

701
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: famously went on a date, I guess notoriously went on

702
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,480
Speaker 1: a date with Did we talk about that? No, I

703
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think he cares. I love Frances. No,

704
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: I think I've talked about it on you up. He's

705
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: so funny now by the way, he was fucking really

706
00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 1: making me laugh. Dude, he has some he talks and

707
00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,680
Speaker 1: he almost talks in a gaff again kind of cadence,

708
00:37:59,800 --> 00:38:02,600
Speaker 1: like kind of a happy man. That's like, I don't know,

709
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: he just fucking does he talk that way on stage too? Yeah?

710
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 1: He uh, But it was funny. We were at this

711
00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: place in the middle of Illinois and Illinois you say

712
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: Illinois like Ellis, but it's Illinois. No, I'm Illinois. But

713
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 1: do you say to Illinois like I'm feeling because it's

714
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 1: I ll l right, and you say l like it's

715
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:36,719
Speaker 1: I don't say play it back, but you said l Oh. No,

716
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I didn't say Illinois. I definitely

717
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:46,000
Speaker 1: say Illinois like Eleanoris. It's like saying Missouri, and it's like,

718
00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 1: where's the day coming from? People do that. So this

719
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,919
Speaker 1: old guy is at the counter and there's one guy

720
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 1: in front, and there's two other people, like it's not

721
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 1: a busy clubhouse, but you get outside St. Louis, people

722
00:38:58,800 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: move like turtles, like the slowest people I've ever seen

723
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: in my life. And I know I need more patients,

724
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 1: but then it's also like like like they're just like

725
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: it's just the simplest stuff they somehow make complict. We

726
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 1: weren't even in a rush, but it was just like,

727
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: so you are getting in a car, we don't have

728
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:22,879
Speaker 1: a clubs for you. So you're gonna get a cart, right?

729
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want? Because I think one? Are

730
00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 1: you gonna be walking from it? And it's just like this,

731
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 1: And then it's like I was going to get a powerade,

732
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to add one task. Yes, I

733
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: just yeah stolen. I sometimes you just want to I

734
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 1: know you do. I almost tailored it, but I didn't

735
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 1: And I just tailored it. I fucking but it was

736
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: so funny to not add one task, you know what

737
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: I mean? Yeah, I do it all the time with

738
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 1: things where I just like, don't. It's just gonna make

739
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 1: it's gonna make it even hard head already it made

740
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: me three. By the way, that's a lot on me.

741
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,200
Speaker 1: Because so you want the blue one, Okay, so the

742
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,720
Speaker 1: prize on that. Let see over here, Yes, the listeners

743
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 1: to go down on the blue power Types one. I'm

744
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: wasting to put in a nun nun. No. I don't

745
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: want to give you the charging for that extra cent.

746
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: He look like a guy who likes to keep his scent.

747
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:17,440
Speaker 1: And then he has to subtract, like cry, I'm like what,

748
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 1: we don't have time? Golf as slow as it is.

749
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 1: That's why I love Chelsea Handler tells the story when

750
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,799
Speaker 1: she's at Hudson News. Sometimes at the airport she'll just

751
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: hold up like the eminem's in the magazine and the

752
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 1: water and just throw down a twenty and just putting

753
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 1: it here, just walking out, keep the change. I can't

754
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: do this, and I could have worked. Yeah if I

755
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: just go powerade, throw it down a five, yes, and

756
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: but then you go, but don't you? And then he'd

757
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: probably walk out and go excuse to find you? And

758
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: then it was fifty cents because that's gonna get you

759
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: too much quarter tank of gasoline? Gas prices are I

760
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: aren't that Jesus Christ. So anyway, we had a lot

761
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: of It was a very fun weekend. It was a

762
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 1: very um testosterone. It's funny when it's four guys in

763
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: a small, little green room, you know, it's just well,

764
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,240
Speaker 1: there was the opener to oh, oh yeah, this guy Ronaldo.

765
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 1: Funny young comedians. What are the times you guys are

766
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 1: doing I did. It was like twelve fifteen UHT thirty

767
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: or twelve fift just there coding. The crowds were great.

768
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:26,120
Speaker 1: It's a good club out in the Gallery of Mall,

769
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: which used to be the coolest mall in St. Louis.

770
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: Was there always a club there? No, No, that came

771
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: in five years ago. It's Gallery un known as cooler

772
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 1: than Frotten I know what I'm saying it wrong. No, no, no,

773
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,360
Speaker 1: it's just like ridiculous at that us. This is like

774
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:45,400
Speaker 1: a funny Frotten Neck is like the nice mall, and

775
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: Lery is like trash. It used to be the nice

776
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,320
Speaker 1: one that used to be like when I was in

777
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 1: middle school, that was the one that everyone went to.

778
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: But then, uh, it's still nice. But there I think

779
00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 1: there's been shootings there and things like that, and so

780
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: all the people in West County now look at that.

781
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,920
Speaker 1: It's like it's dangerous and we're going to stay away,

782
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,759
Speaker 1: and so they just go to Front Neck. Now Louis

783
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: is segregated and racist. Yes, sorry St. Lewis, I love you,

784
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: but you've got a problem. Yeah. I talked a little

785
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: bit about that on stage. Yeah, And did they acknowledge.

786
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: Did they laugh? They laugh at it, but then you're like,

787
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 1: why are you laughing? Like like you're you're laughing. Yeah,

788
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:31,800
Speaker 1: you're not laughing at your yourself. That puts the racism

789
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,720
Speaker 1: in their heads about like like I don't say the line,

790
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: but it's already thought of. Oh I know that joke. Yes, No,

791
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 1: it's a different I don't think it's different than I

792
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: haven't told it before. But anyways, long story short, they

793
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 1: get to the punch line. They get to the punch line,

794
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 1: and then I was like, you thought I didn't that, Yeah,

795
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 1: that's in your head. All right, we'll get back right

796
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: after this, and we're gonna do a special Monday segment

797
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 1: about at Boy Island. All right, let's do it. It's

798
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 1: time for f A Island. Those are crying girls and

799
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 1: and and producers. Is that having a panic attack, which

800
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: I am patheted for because I deal with them too.

801
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: Yeah you do, all right, So yesterday um F Boy

802
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 1: Island of Course is um now eight episodes available on

803
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: HBO Max. The final two episode nine and ten will

804
00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 1: drop this Thursday. I am not caught up fully, What

805
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: what episode are you? Yeah? I was watching it with

806
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 1: Chris and we got a little am a Rose drawing it,

807
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 1: and I definitely was did it help you work out

808
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: from hanging to myself doing a consent coyote? I swear

809
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: to god, I was like gently kissing my boyfriend in

810
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: a loving manner and having this really intense like love moment,

811
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 1: and I hear like, well, there's okay to talk to

812
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,560
Speaker 1: our girl on treadmill as it was like me doing

813
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: the worst puppetry and it was so bad. We were

814
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: laughing so hard. It was really funny. I love like

815
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,040
Speaker 1: you find out the only way you can orgasm is

816
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: watching you on HB. No, it is not. It was

817
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 1: the opposite. I was like, please make it stop. I

818
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: can only orgasm if Louise started talking. I really loved

819
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: these little well interstitial it's fun, yeah, just like a

820
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: little scripted kind of thing that it's very silly. The

821
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: show is so fucking silly, so silly. Yes, And we

822
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,520
Speaker 1: we have tons of questions that our listeners submitted yesterday

823
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 1: via Instagram. Noah is shaking her head in disbelief of

824
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:02,399
Speaker 1: how many questions we got, so many, so many good ones.

825
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 1: I would love to get through all, like all of them,

826
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 1: and my questions too, because yet burning question. Please ask yours.

827
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: Let's start with yours. Okay, So I only have two

828
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: of them, and the first one is for you, Nikki,

829
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 1: and I guess for Andrew too. Um the date where

830
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,759
Speaker 1: they went on like with all the three guys, I

831
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:26,040
Speaker 1: was wondering if you would ever be able to go

832
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 1: on a date with like three guys who are really

833
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:34,240
Speaker 1: into you. Yes, you would love it, because I really

834
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 1: I get off on um for myself when girls are

835
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,960
Speaker 1: into my boyfriend, and I think that with you with

836
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 1: two other girls and your boyfriend, I'm talking about me

837
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,560
Speaker 1: and three other guys, So I would. So I'm saying

838
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: I think that it would be good for I would

839
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,359
Speaker 1: instantly know who I was most attracted to by who

840
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 1: seemed to be handled at the best. I want to

841
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 1: say that, like this weekend, Chris encountered people that he

842
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:04,239
Speaker 1: knows I've been with before, and he was such a

843
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,920
Speaker 1: pro and was so sweet about it and like it

844
00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: was kind of flirty about it and and like it

845
00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:11,840
Speaker 1: was fun. It was like he was and it was

846
00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: sweet because at one point I think he said, um,

847
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 1: he was like you know what, I like? He was like,

848
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: I like that guy looked really happy to see you,

849
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: so I could tell that he probably really liked you,

850
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: and I liked that you were you liked someone that

851
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 1: really liked you, and that made me really happy. He

852
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 1: was like, I loved it. And then we saw Hannah Burner,

853
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 1: who I've also said that I am very attracted to

854
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: and she's attracted to me, and we're like the only

855
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: two women that we each have extremely like she was

856
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: my first girl that was just like I think I

857
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: kind of want to go down on her, like I

858
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 1: don't know, it was just a weird feeling I had

859
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: the first time I saw her, and she felt the

860
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 1: same for me, and she really spice things up for

861
00:46:48,960 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 1: me and Chris because she came and met us and

862
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: it was just we were just all over each other

863
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: and it was very It was fun. It was fun

864
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: for like not all over each other like physically, but

865
00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:00,400
Speaker 1: we were just saying inappropriate things joking, but it was

866
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:03,320
Speaker 1: like all really hot and fun. So I think I

867
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: would be I would love it. Would you not love it? No,

868
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: h I think he would be way too much and

869
00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 1: then I would probably lean into like the bad thing

870
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,880
Speaker 1: that I do, which is, well, I have two people, please,

871
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 1: and I have to make sure that all of them

872
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 1: are getting adequate time, and I do that too. The

873
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: girls all said that it was very awkward, even though

874
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 1: they did like all like the worship and stuff. You know,

875
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 1: yeah I would have prefer it, but I actually might.

876
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: Did you see that part? Did you see that part

877
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 1: on the show? I did see that Danny handled it

878
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: so well, Like Danny was a pro with Peter stuff,

879
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: and it really made him made me like them way more.

880
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: That one little scene when he has the kite on

881
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,839
Speaker 1: the beach and Peter comes up and they're like kind

882
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: of flirting with each other through me and as this

883
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: is like, why is me even there? Why? I thought

884
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: they were about the fun, But it was like Danny

885
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 1: was not handling jealousy before very well. It made him

886
00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:01,400
Speaker 1: very unattractive to me of him being like this is

887
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: the Garrett's act, acting like it's his house. It's like

888
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: it's his house. It's like, Dan, we get it. You

889
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: think that he actually gets his house? Do you think

890
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 1: that's a good line? So you're saying it three times?

891
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:14,319
Speaker 1: Just say once is another That's the thing that came. Yeah,

892
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: you're goofy, You're goofy, you piece of ship, you goofy

893
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: that's what they do. These guys need to realize if

894
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,160
Speaker 1: you repeat something twice, it makes it lose its power.

895
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 1: If you have a good line, just say it once. Okay,

896
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: say it once. Let's get to just say questions. You

897
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: have to go okay, keep going, Okay. We got a

898
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: couple of these what's the deal with Aaron and the

899
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:38,359
Speaker 1: boring guy? Edit? He got that is something that came

900
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 1: out of you know what. We knew that we knew this.

901
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: We noticed he was quiet during the whole thing, and

902
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: we we started, um making fun of it a little bit.

903
00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 1: I'd be like, wow, Aaron, that was that was really intense,

904
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 1: Like he would just say. I think during the Pepper

905
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: challenge I asked him what. I was like, Aaron, are

906
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:56,760
Speaker 1: you ready for this? This is one of the hardest

907
00:48:56,800 --> 00:48:58,319
Speaker 1: questions and we're really going to get to know you.

908
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,080
Speaker 1: I was like, what is your favorite color? Like we

909
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 1: were just joking about how he's just so boring and um,

910
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: so we were already like kind of teasing with it

911
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: within the show, and then I think in the edit, um,

912
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 1: they realized it would be fun to just like, instead

913
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,840
Speaker 1: of trying to make this guy interesting or trying to

914
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 1: make more jokes about him. Let's just take him out

915
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: of the show completely. I saw it the first time

916
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,919
Speaker 1: that they even addressed him being boring was the very

917
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: quickest little thing. He had his name played up, and

918
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 1: it was probably on screen for a a second and

919
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 1: a half but it said silent film Star under his name,

920
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: and later on it was under his name longer. But

921
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: the first time I saw it, I was like, I

922
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 1: wrote to Bill Dixon, silent film Star l O L

923
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 1: O L and I loved it. But ellen Um, the

924
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: creative of the show, called me like probably a couple

925
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,680
Speaker 1: of weeks before the show aired, and just told me, like, Nicky,

926
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,839
Speaker 1: this season is so good and we're doing some weird things.

927
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,279
Speaker 1: And he told me about him deciding to completely cut

928
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,680
Speaker 1: the date out that he went on with Tamaris and

929
00:49:56,719 --> 00:49:58,919
Speaker 1: instead just be like, here's ten seconds of apps because

930
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: this date was boring. We're not even trying to make

931
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 1: it funny or make it interesting. And I just I go,

932
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: that is genius, and I really respect it. It It means

933
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,319
Speaker 1: you respect your audience. You're not trying to give them

934
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: stuff that they don't want. It was interesting, though, Aaron

935
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 1: I do remember wells next week, but on the man's plain.

936
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:20,799
Speaker 1: He does finally speak, and he's very like aware and

937
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: when he's talking about Miami and people moving there and

938
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:25,640
Speaker 1: then being like you're not ready for this and like

939
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: a lot of life. Yes, So he's like, just because

940
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: someone is boring on the show does not mean they're

941
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 1: like a boring person. It just means that they just

942
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: don't He was almost too mature for the show. You

943
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,600
Speaker 1: will not succeed on a reality show like this if

944
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: you do not feel comfortable interrupting people and thinking you're

945
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 1: the ship. And it's like, I'm I just realized. Someone

946
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: said over the weekend they're watching someone special and said

947
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:52,080
Speaker 1: that they like lingered on stage a really long time afterwards,

948
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,279
Speaker 1: like waving to everyone. And even at Montreal this weekend,

949
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 1: they wanted me to come out because I opened this

950
00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: one show, this big gala, and this thing lifts up

951
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,080
Speaker 1: and it's me and they're like Nicky Glazer and everyone

952
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: gets on their feet because they're instructed to do so

953
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: it's a taping, and they wanted me to really vamp

954
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: and like go to the side and wave and then

955
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,399
Speaker 1: go to the other side and wave and then hit

956
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: my market start the show. And I was like that

957
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: ain't me. If you ever see me live, I will

958
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: be running off stage as soon as possible. I know

959
00:51:16,719 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 1: that you might like me, I just think that you

960
00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: want to get home and I've already taken up enough

961
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: of your time. And I do not ever want to

962
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: see someone rushing to get out. I just don't understand

963
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:31,960
Speaker 1: people who like love to just like thank you, thank you,

964
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: Like that's a person with a personality, not that I

965
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: don't have one, but I don't have that one up.

966
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: So you have to be you have to be a vamper.

967
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 1: You have to be someone who has a huge ego

968
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: to do well on these shows, and if you don't,

969
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: you'll either get written around or um And I do

970
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:50,759
Speaker 1: believe we don't hear a single word from Aaron the

971
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:55,239
Speaker 1: entire feel like the silent ego just doesn't know it.

972
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 1: But I've been told by producers that the joke becomes

973
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:03,240
Speaker 1: they completely give him. Know what's the rest of the show? Alright,

974
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: But he's hot on Instagram, hit a tree, he does

975
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:11,480
Speaker 1: ship like nice? All right? How much insight do you

976
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:17,319
Speaker 1: get about how the contestants are feeling? Um, I get

977
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,439
Speaker 1: a lot of insight into how the girls are feeling um,

978
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,040
Speaker 1: and yeah, I think I get a lot. I think

979
00:52:24,040 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: I get a lot. Like I think the producers come

980
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: in and tell me a lot about like who likes

981
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,839
Speaker 1: who and how the dates went. But in terms of

982
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,920
Speaker 1: like you know, you could only you really only know

983
00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: how someone's feeling based on what they tell you or

984
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,240
Speaker 1: what you observe. And sometimes I think that the producers

985
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: don't observe correctly, or they do and they do, it's

986
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,200
Speaker 1: not communicated to me or like. That's why I've realized

987
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 1: I really want to be more so involved in like

988
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: watching the footage, even though it's going to be hard

989
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:51,840
Speaker 1: to do because they shoot so much. I mean, you

990
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 1: see five percent of what gets shot. There are thousands

991
00:52:55,719 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: of hours of footage that are being shot, um literally,

992
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: and so it would be impossible. But yeah, I really

993
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 1: do care about how they're feeling, and so I ask

994
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 1: a lot. I think I I probably know more than

995
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 1: most reality show hosts. Okay, I like this question. If

996
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 1: Andrew was picked to be on the show, would he

997
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: be an f boy or a nice guy, nice guyencies

998
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,480
Speaker 1: reformed f boy. But your f boys, your f boy

999
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:26,480
Speaker 1: tendencies would have been because not because you just want

1000
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 1: sex and you don't care about women. You want to

1001
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: be cool. It's because I would have been a nice guy.

1002
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: You have anxiety. Yeah, I would be a nice guy.

1003
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:35,880
Speaker 1: But you pretending that a woman that you slept with

1004
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,560
Speaker 1: at Sephora was that you were invisible in front of her, Like,

1005
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:41,239
Speaker 1: is what a thing you did once when you said

1006
00:53:41,239 --> 00:53:43,440
Speaker 1: someone you hold up with was not because you hated

1007
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: her because you were like, oh, she's a dumb bitch

1008
00:53:45,719 --> 00:53:47,319
Speaker 1: and I don't want to talk to her again. It's

1009
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 1: because you had anxiety. Yeah, it wasn't because I was

1010
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 1: like I sucked in and left it. It's it's like

1011
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 1: fucked in And I don't think it loves me. Yeah,

1012
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 1: I don't think you can love me. I don't think it.

1013
00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 1: I think it's embarrassed of me. I'm embarrassed of what

1014
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,880
Speaker 1: I did. And it's so funny when behave can be

1015
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 1: interpreted that way. So often I think people hate me

1016
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: or something and that they just are are bad socially. Yeah,

1017
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think a nice guy coming definitely a

1018
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 1: nice guy. Okay, let's do some behind the scenes. Why

1019
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 1: are the men wearing the same necklace? Does it give

1020
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: them access to the gym? It is? That's hilarious. It

1021
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: is a microphone. So you'll oftentimes see people on these

1022
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:30,280
Speaker 1: shows with like all one necklace and and the girls

1023
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 1: don't wear a necklace because they are miked individually, which

1024
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,319
Speaker 1: is a huge process getting mike. When you're wearing these

1025
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: little outfits, it's like it's really hard to conceal the mic,

1026
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,320
Speaker 1: so it adds so much time. And so for the guys,

1027
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,560
Speaker 1: they just and the guys are shirtless most of the time,

1028
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,759
Speaker 1: so it would be weird have Mike taped on them,

1029
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,879
Speaker 1: so they just do it via necklaces. I've always wanted

1030
00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,640
Speaker 1: to call it out because it looks so insane and

1031
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 1: you kind of don't notice it on some guys. They'll

1032
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: be wearing a shirt that kind of covers it, or

1033
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 1: it fits in with their other thing going on. Um

1034
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: So I next season, I've made a note to like,

1035
00:54:59,400 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 1: we need to make jokes about the mic necklaces because

1036
00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: it is I don't want people at home going like,

1037
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:07,200
Speaker 1: why is this guy His outfit is impeccable except for

1038
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:10,520
Speaker 1: this fucking ugly would beat necklace. I always feel bad

1039
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: for like when you have to get out the guy,

1040
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna go up through your vagina, I'm

1041
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: gonna come out your mouth. And they're very professional, but

1042
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: it's just like they're always so shaky and so nervous

1043
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,359
Speaker 1: and like so um so I'm going to just tether

1044
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 1: the line through your lips and then I'm gonna spin

1045
00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: it around your clip and just tight around. Is it

1046
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 1: cool if I clip it to your clip and then

1047
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:37,120
Speaker 1: and they're just so gentle and nervous and I do

1048
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,440
Speaker 1: not understand. I love everyone and that works and sound,

1049
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: thank you so much, But Mike's are not that difficult

1050
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: to put on as Mike people. I think men are

1051
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:47,560
Speaker 1: just so nervous. I think tech guys that usually worked

1052
00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,160
Speaker 1: in theater probably didn't get a lot of experience with

1053
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 1: bras and women's undergarments, so they're just like nervous nerds,

1054
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:57,439
Speaker 1: like fumbling with your bra. And they're always so nice

1055
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: and so respectful because they know they're being invasive. Um

1056
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: I always grab grabs first day. I think I'm going

1057
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: to next time except probably just yeah, alright, next question,

1058
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: great questions. Are the eliminated f boys really living in Limbro. No,

1059
00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:25,040
Speaker 1: they are at a hotel that is not as nice

1060
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: as the one that the nice guys are being put

1061
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: up at so it is a shittier situation and they

1062
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:33,239
Speaker 1: are stuck on this island with a security guard making

1063
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: sure they don't leave for the remainder of the show

1064
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: so that they can come back for The Man Splain.

1065
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,160
Speaker 1: So the reason that the Man Splain, which is the

1066
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 1: kind of reunion show that happens on I believe the

1067
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:48,400
Speaker 1: ninth episode. Um, the reason that even became a thing

1068
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 1: is because of COVID, Because we when we did this

1069
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 1: original show in Cayman Island, we had to we had

1070
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,319
Speaker 1: to isolate everyone for fourteen days before they got to

1071
00:56:57,320 --> 00:56:59,879
Speaker 1: be on camera. And if we just eliminate the guy

1072
00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: in the first episode, then we've paid for this guy

1073
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 1: to be on the island for two weeks for nothing.

1074
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 1: And so they were like, you know what, we need

1075
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 1: to find a reason to make all of this worth it.

1076
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: Let's keep them around the whole time and and have

1077
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,160
Speaker 1: this reunion show prior to the You know which is

1078
00:57:16,160 --> 00:57:17,800
Speaker 1: a different thing about our show, is that we bring

1079
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: everyone back for these girls to have all the information

1080
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: they can to make the right decisions before the end

1081
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: of the series, which most of those Radions shows happened after.

1082
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: So these guys are all kept around. So Limbro and

1083
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,720
Speaker 1: the nice guy Grotto were born of the fact that

1084
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: we have to keep these guys around for this this

1085
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: um mansplain and where what do we do with them? Oh,

1086
00:57:38,040 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 1: let's put them in either a purgatory, which is a

1087
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: place for you know, sketch work. I was really upset

1088
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,280
Speaker 1: the first season because I was like, no one's gonna

1089
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 1: believe these guys are sleeping here. This is so stupid.

1090
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,200
Speaker 1: It's gonna make the show face. And then it turns

1091
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: out no one expects anyone to believe that they're sleeping there.

1092
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,640
Speaker 1: It's okay that you know that they're not. The show

1093
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,320
Speaker 1: is very wink wink, like you know the parts that

1094
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: are real, and you know the parts that aren't very clear.

1095
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:03,040
Speaker 1: And that's what I be so amazing that we kept

1096
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: them in. Limbert didn't feed them, just made us. Yeah. Yeah,

1097
00:58:08,600 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 1: they're like like a coconut sand woman like. Look, that's

1098
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:19,480
Speaker 1: what the show is like, just the darkest. That's so funny.

1099
00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:24,200
Speaker 1: All right, Um, next question and these I'm loving this

1100
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,320
Speaker 1: by the way, like all the behind the scenes stuff.

1101
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: Um do reality shows like Fboy Island have several takes

1102
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:36,960
Speaker 1: per scene? Um? No, no, not in the reality aspect

1103
00:58:37,000 --> 00:58:38,840
Speaker 1: of the show, which by the way, is different than

1104
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: my stuff. So like the elimination rounds like I will

1105
00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: do it'll I come out. Hey, this is how the

1106
00:58:46,280 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 1: elimination goes. So the reality stuff they were they're never

1107
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,600
Speaker 1: going to do second takes of like Garrett approaching Peter

1108
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:58,880
Speaker 1: or you know, Ta Mari's confronting um casey there. That

1109
00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: stuff all happens the way it does, right because they

1110
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,240
Speaker 1: have more than enough content. It's not like they're trying

1111
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: to shoot on a budget where it's like we only

1112
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: got seven hours today. We've got to make sure they

1113
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,919
Speaker 1: do not know what's gonna happen. I mean, they knew

1114
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:13,520
Speaker 1: that bringing Garritt in would be weird, but they didn't

1115
00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:15,280
Speaker 1: know that he was going to go confront Peter. Had

1116
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 1: no clue like that. That was all just like what

1117
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:20,120
Speaker 1: the funk is this guy doing? This is what they do,

1118
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:24,520
Speaker 1: Like you said, people to be in a situation where

1119
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:28,360
Speaker 1: you and you give them enough like confidence before you

1120
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:30,360
Speaker 1: go in, Like, dude, they're going to freak out when

1121
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: you get in there. You are a guy that they

1122
00:59:32,680 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 1: are all dreading to see. You're gonna stir things up.

1123
00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:37,680
Speaker 1: They're gonna be jealous. You're there, You're the guy that's

1124
00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:40,160
Speaker 1: been on the first season. Everyone revers you, so he

1125
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,760
Speaker 1: walks in with this inflated ego. And when you send

1126
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:45,439
Speaker 1: someone into a ring like that, who knows what's gonna

1127
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,520
Speaker 1: We don't know what's gonna happen, but something will happen.

1128
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: So um, but then the eliminations. How it works is

1129
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,920
Speaker 1: that those nights, I go out and I stand by

1130
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 1: myself with um, no one there, and I just do

1131
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,400
Speaker 1: cold reads is what they're called. And cold read means

1132
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,280
Speaker 1: like it's just getting the lines, just to have it

1133
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: for safety in case God only knows what happens, and

1134
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: it's just me going welcome gentlemen. So tonight there are

1135
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:12,720
Speaker 1: twelve that, like, twelve of you left, and then I

1136
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:16,040
Speaker 1: do a bunch of roast jokes where they use maybe

1137
01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:20,000
Speaker 1: one or point zero two per cent of all of

1138
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 1: the jokes I do. I mean literally, I think they

1139
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:25,160
Speaker 1: should do a gag reel of all the jokes that

1140
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 1: I said that didn't make it. It would be amazing,

1141
01:00:27,920 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: all the roast jokes, just so you don't even have

1142
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:31,280
Speaker 1: to have the guy that I'm roasting. You would just

1143
01:00:31,320 --> 01:00:35,880
Speaker 1: know exactly what I'm talking about you guys write those jokes. Yes,

1144
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 1: Andrew and me and um and and Bill all like

1145
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 1: get together and we write all the jokes because usually

1146
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 1: the guys come out and they look so sad, So

1147
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: we just write jokes of like, did you guys just

1148
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:49,160
Speaker 1: find out Joe Rogan was canceled again? Did you guys

1149
01:00:49,200 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: just find out that only fans isn't allowing nudes? Did

1150
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: you guys have just found out that snapchats can be saved?

1151
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:56,200
Speaker 1: What's wrong with you guys? You look so sad? Did

1152
01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:57,640
Speaker 1: you just and then Andrew wrote the joke? Did you

1153
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:59,040
Speaker 1: just find out that, no matter what you do, you'll

1154
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: never be as fussable as Davidson? Like these things of

1155
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 1: like you guys look sad? Why did did you just

1156
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,280
Speaker 1: find out that um, you know, I don't know we

1157
01:01:06,320 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 1: had I looked him up this weekend because I was

1158
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 1: looking for like the hair thing, the chest hair, the

1159
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,520
Speaker 1: asshole that was that made it? Oh yeah you have

1160
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 1: you have less hair than my asshole? Yes, on your

1161
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:22,880
Speaker 1: on your chest was so funny. Yeah, those are those

1162
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: are some of the most fun moments obviously, but yeah,

1163
01:01:25,680 --> 01:01:27,840
Speaker 1: the fact that they don't use like they use like

1164
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 1: less than one per episode seriously, but you know what

1165
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:33,840
Speaker 1: it is. I think it's like they just don't have room.

1166
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:37,240
Speaker 1: They just don't have room. It's just ten episodes. I

1167
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 1: would maybe asked them next time instead of airing a

1168
01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 1: date of errands, let's just are a bunch of jokes

1169
01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:43,760
Speaker 1: of Nikki's that we couldn't have time for instead of

1170
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:49,400
Speaker 1: abs as well, they here are jokes. Yeah, it's just

1171
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:52,400
Speaker 1: like me, like you know, it's a juxtaposition of me

1172
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,960
Speaker 1: over it with like waves crashing in the background, just

1173
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 1: saying jokes that would be amazing a montage. Um. So

1174
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 1: then I go out and do cold reads and I

1175
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:04,200
Speaker 1: just go like, Okay, Mia, who are you limiting tonight? Mia?

1176
01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 1: Who are in your bottom? Two? Miya? Who are you

1177
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 1: in your bottom? Two? Your bottom? To Mia? Who are they?

1178
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:12,040
Speaker 1: So I just do a bunch of different versions than

1179
01:02:12,080 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 1: to Marris, than Louise, then Casey what are you f boy?

1180
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,600
Speaker 1: Or nice guy Casey. So some of those times where

1181
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,760
Speaker 1: you see me go it's like from the cold read

1182
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 1: where no one was standing there. Then we go into

1183
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 1: then they bring the girls out and I talked to

1184
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: them without the guys there, just so that they feel

1185
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: a little bit freer to say things that maybe we want,

1186
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,000
Speaker 1: we need, we would like them to say, but like

1187
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: they wouldn't feels comfortable with all the guys, then they

1188
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,000
Speaker 1: bring out the guys. But most, I will say, the

1189
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: most of the stuff you see that airs from eliminations,

1190
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:44,200
Speaker 1: I would say nine percent of it, which I'm remembering

1191
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 1: for next season so I don't have to do cold

1192
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 1: reads anymore, is all live. It's all we do everything

1193
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 1: the same way. There's some stuff we get just in

1194
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: case so that I did get clean reads of it

1195
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: is what it's called. But most of it is all.

1196
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: Everything you're seeing is happening in the moment, and um,

1197
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,880
Speaker 1: the biggest things you're missing out on from the eliminations

1198
01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: that get cut around are how fucking long it takes

1199
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 1: people when they walk off to recompose themselves and do

1200
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,480
Speaker 1: an interview while they So if Mia walks off because

1201
01:03:14,520 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 1: she's having a panic attack or like just like really

1202
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:19,720
Speaker 1: upset with Peter and she walks off, which is great TV,

1203
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:22,880
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mia, You're doing the right thing. Everyone has

1204
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:26,560
Speaker 1: to wait about forty minutes because it means she has

1205
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 1: to have her meltdown, which is gonna take however long

1206
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 1: someone's gonna go comfort her, which will also take however long.

1207
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:35,080
Speaker 1: Then she will have to be then individually interviewed. That

1208
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,840
Speaker 1: you know when you see on reality shows where the

1209
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 1: person is just like standing off to the side. It's

1210
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 1: called a on O t F on the fly. So

1211
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:44,320
Speaker 1: it's like an interview you get while the show is

1212
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,480
Speaker 1: happening on the fly. It's not scheduled. So they take

1213
01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: you and put you by a palm tree and they

1214
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,200
Speaker 1: interview with your and your hair is blowing in the

1215
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: wind and you're like, I just really don't understand why

1216
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,960
Speaker 1: peters but that those are called O t F on

1217
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: the fly, So then they have to get her doing

1218
01:03:55,680 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: that to explain why she went off camera. And then

1219
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,000
Speaker 1: finally everyone's like me, it's coming back, and it's coming back,

1220
01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: and then it's places and during that time, we're all

1221
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:06,080
Speaker 1: kind of another lingo words stopped down, so we're all

1222
01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,160
Speaker 1: just like waiting around, and I sit down on the

1223
01:04:08,200 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: couch with the boys and I'm not I'm not talking

1224
01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: to them because I'm not really allowed to, but like,

1225
01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't have anywhere to sit. Next season, I'm definitely

1226
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:18,040
Speaker 1: going to have a place to sit because everyone's sitting

1227
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 1: beside me even though in the host and I probably

1228
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,600
Speaker 1: should stand, so I probably will still be standing. Okay,

1229
01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:24,880
Speaker 1: I'm shirt looking in the mirror. And if you guys

1230
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:27,880
Speaker 1: want to catch um Robin, my makeup girl had a

1231
01:04:28,040 --> 01:04:30,560
Speaker 1: terrible fall during this one. If you look at where

1232
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:33,600
Speaker 1: I'm standing on a wide shot, you know wide meaning

1233
01:04:33,640 --> 01:04:36,480
Speaker 1: like you see the level. Yes, dude, you were down

1234
01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: in the green room. Probably it probably was we had

1235
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:43,960
Speaker 1: just gone up to So you know, when I'm standing

1236
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 1: there by the pool at elimination, right to the right

1237
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,880
Speaker 1: of me, I'm facing the ocean. Right to the right

1238
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:52,160
Speaker 1: of me is this tiny sliver of concrete that is

1239
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:54,400
Speaker 1: carved out so that there can be water from the

1240
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 1: one pool to the next. And it is probably six

1241
01:04:57,320 --> 01:05:02,320
Speaker 1: inches long or six inches wide, and and she anyone

1242
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,360
Speaker 1: could have fallen and her foot just goes into it.

1243
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,240
Speaker 1: And I was so scared her leg was going to break.

1244
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 1: Thank god it didn't. But just look for that sliver

1245
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: and know that that was very treacherous. Final thought. A

1246
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,520
Speaker 1: couple more questions. All right, I don't know if you

1247
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:23,120
Speaker 1: can answer this. Did the producers tell Dame, did tell

1248
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:28,440
Speaker 1: Danny to check on Mia? No? No, you know what

1249
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 1: I think he probably got permission because Mia was in

1250
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 1: a place that the F boys were not to go.

1251
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 1: But I'm positive that at that point in the show,

1252
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:41,600
Speaker 1: if they were trying to get anyone to do anything,

1253
01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,400
Speaker 1: they would have asked Peter to do it. So the

1254
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,840
Speaker 1: reason that you know they didn't ask Danny is because

1255
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,680
Speaker 1: at that point Danny really didn't have much of a

1256
01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: chance with Mia. That if you look back, was the

1257
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: turning point, because Danny took it upon himself to be

1258
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,760
Speaker 1: actually concerned about Mia in a real way and go

1259
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:59,360
Speaker 1: find her and comfort her. And so that's kind of weird.

1260
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:01,840
Speaker 1: We're looking for a new beanie at that time, so

1261
01:06:01,880 --> 01:06:05,680
Speaker 1: he couldn't. Yeah, he was looking for um, you know,

1262
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:09,160
Speaker 1: the new winter collection from Zara that he like had

1263
01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:11,480
Speaker 1: up in his room, you know, like a new scarf

1264
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:20,000
Speaker 1: or some ship. Man Like he's changed if you have changed? Yeah? No,

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01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:23,480
Speaker 1: like seriously, man like, it's just like who you are.

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01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,360
Speaker 1: You know what annoys me about these guys. Just have

1267
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:29,160
Speaker 1: to yourself if you are an F boy who wants

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01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,360
Speaker 1: to go on the show next season or a nice guy,

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01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:35,680
Speaker 1: and you please look for other ways when these women

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01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:38,680
Speaker 1: want compliments. I know that you think being an F

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01:06:38,840 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: boy you're trying to hide your f boy nous even

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Speaker 1: if you're a nice guy. And when you compliment women,

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01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:49,640
Speaker 1: stop saying you're so strong, you're you know, you're driven,

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01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:54,640
Speaker 1: you're like you know, like independent women. Okay, that's nice,

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01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:58,840
Speaker 1: say it once, but stop stop dancing around the thing

1276
01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,040
Speaker 1: you want to say, the thing that is natural to

1277
01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: you to say, is I want to fuck you. You're

1278
01:07:03,120 --> 01:07:06,479
Speaker 1: extremely hot, you've got a great face, you've got great legs,

1279
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: you got a great ass. Give these women, including me,

1280
01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:12,000
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying to do this to me on

1281
01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:16,080
Speaker 1: the show, but no woman on this show does not

1282
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:18,120
Speaker 1: want to hear that. Look at the way they're dressed,

1283
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 1: and these women good because he's smart. He's so smart,

1284
01:07:24,200 --> 01:07:26,680
Speaker 1: because these girls are starved for those compliments, because every

1285
01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:28,320
Speaker 1: guy is trying to tow the line and seem like

1286
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:31,080
Speaker 1: a nice guy. By not focusing on the sexual elements

1287
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:32,919
Speaker 1: of these girls, you can still be a nice guy

1288
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:34,520
Speaker 1: and want to funk us. Do you know that? Well,

1289
01:07:34,560 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 1: Benedict has that trouble in your show of being sexual

1290
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,240
Speaker 1: because he looks very sexual. He's a very sexual man

1291
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,320
Speaker 1: like looking wise, but then because he works on his

1292
01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 1: body a lot, Yeah, he's just a strong cheek bones.

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01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:56,000
Speaker 1: He looks like a boy I think. Yeah. Oh. He

1294
01:07:56,120 --> 01:08:04,040
Speaker 1: called Jason Mraz on Steroids about Tom, which was so oh, yes, dude,

1295
01:08:04,040 --> 01:08:09,240
Speaker 1: Tom punching that table Tomas. Tom gets a lot of airplay. Yeah,

1296
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,080
Speaker 1: and he just looks like the rock the man made

1297
01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:15,080
Speaker 1: out of rocks, you know. From Yes, he seems like

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01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:20,880
Speaker 1: I love Tom. Tom wrote me a d M and

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01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:24,439
Speaker 1: he said, sorry, it took the show so seriously. I

1300
01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:27,040
Speaker 1: don't know what I was doing. I was like, no, Tom,

1301
01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:31,000
Speaker 1: you were and and he feels embarrassed now that he

1302
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: was taking it so seriously because after the fact, he's

1303
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:35,760
Speaker 1: just being mocked constantly. There's like a trumpet like kind

1304
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: of playing behind him when he walks or does anything,

1305
01:08:38,280 --> 01:08:42,240
Speaker 1: and he's set constantly trum bone. That's what I meant. Um.

1306
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:44,960
Speaker 1: Thank you know, uh, you're you're always on me about

1307
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:48,360
Speaker 1: my wind instruments and you always keep me humble. Um.

1308
01:08:48,400 --> 01:08:52,040
Speaker 1: But he it was really sweet of him to say, NICKI,

1309
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:53,559
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I took the show so seriously, and I

1310
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,439
Speaker 1: was like, no, Tom, I like that you did, because

1311
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:57,680
Speaker 1: you know what, he brought sincerity to it. He really did.

1312
01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 1: Journal He really did. He does love to Maris like, he,

1313
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:04,040
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for you guys to see the finale

1314
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:07,000
Speaker 1: of this how it all shakes out. Um and thank

1315
01:09:07,080 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 1: god these guys took it seriously. I think it's just

1316
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: hard because you don't you you understand you here. I

1317
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:17,200
Speaker 1: love Ta Maris, I do everything for We don't see

1318
01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:20,080
Speaker 1: enough of that to really understand the bond and how

1319
01:09:20,120 --> 01:09:24,519
Speaker 1: much time together, let me say a lot of time together.

1320
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,160
Speaker 1: And he's a little I can tell he's a little

1321
01:09:26,160 --> 01:09:28,599
Speaker 1: frustrated right now, like they didn't show that enough. And

1322
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 1: so if you are wondering that's why the connection between

1323
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:33,240
Speaker 1: Tom and t Marris is so strong or why Tom

1324
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 1: is acting this way, I just know there's a lot

1325
01:09:34,840 --> 01:09:36,439
Speaker 1: of things you didn't see because it had to be

1326
01:09:36,479 --> 01:09:39,519
Speaker 1: cut for time. But they really did have an intense

1327
01:09:39,520 --> 01:09:42,840
Speaker 1: connection that we all knew about and um and but

1328
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,439
Speaker 1: I'm so excited for you guys to see the finale

1329
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 1: and follow all these um F boys and things on

1330
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: Instagram if you're a part of the show, because these

1331
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:52,000
Speaker 1: guys are like constantly going live with each other and

1332
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 1: and divulging things about the show, and they're much more

1333
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:57,080
Speaker 1: loose lipp than even I am. I think because they don't,

1334
01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,479
Speaker 1: you know, have a third season writing on it. So anyway,

1335
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Speaker 1: thank you for watching the show today or listening to

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Speaker 1: the show. We'll be here all week. Don't be cut, Anne,

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Speaker 1: Jack White Island