WEBVTT - "The No Dick Expert" with Yamaneika Saunders 0:00:01.400 --> 0:00:07.160 Hey, Hello, Hello to Unofficial Podcasts with Marie and Sydney. 0:00:07.400 --> 0:00:09.640 Hey sid Hey boo. I'm in a good mood. Thank 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:12.240 you for buying those donuts. I did buy some munchkins. 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:14.400 You are a good friend, but I feel like munchkins 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:18.600 ten for two point fifty feels like a ripoff. And 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:21.040 I gave you to fifty seven cents. So actually, we 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.040 bought the donuts. So I bought the donuts. We bought 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:25.880 the donuts. I brought me some loose change in the 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:29.680 bottom of heart purse. You too good to have my change. 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:31.720 I mean, I can a dollar, dude, you didn't give 0:00:31.720 --> 0:00:33.280 me a full dollar. I have it and I have 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:36.080 assist but I definitely needed them donuts. That's a meal 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:38.440 for the day. How many donuts did you eat? I 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:40.280 don't know. I wasn't counting. I was like friends, I 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:42.560 feel like they gave us ten and you had maybe six. 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:44.320 That's a fucking lie. I got you an extra one 0:00:44.360 --> 0:00:45.760 and said it was your birthday, even though it was 0:00:45.760 --> 0:00:49.560 my birthday last week. But whatever's this either way. Shout 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:52.199 out to Nugget Donuts for the diabetes. They don't sponsor us, 0:00:52.240 --> 0:00:54.880 so don't go there, but shout out to comedy, Hype 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:57.920 and Breather. We're in a studio today. Breathe is also 0:00:58.000 --> 0:01:02.120 not sponsoring us. But for those of y'all who who 0:01:02.280 --> 0:01:05.240 need If y'all are like cheating on your spouse, this 0:01:05.280 --> 0:01:08.360 is a spot that you rent a room for meetings 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.280 and you rented by the hour, but like it's cheaper 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.840 than renting like a hotel. And they got Wi Fi 0:01:14.080 --> 0:01:16.920 so you can blow somebody's back out and check your emails. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.800 This is spot and email your wife. Listen, baby, I 0:01:19.840 --> 0:01:21.560 can't meet you for lunch. Won't be there tonight. The 0:01:21.600 --> 0:01:26.840 boss is riding my back. Literally, you're riding your boss. 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:30.080 And it doesn't show up in like the credit card statement. No, 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:33.560 it's exactly you can say. App it's like, oh, you 0:01:33.560 --> 0:01:35.560 spent forty five hours for a day. Yes, yeah, you 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:37.720 were like that's lunch, that's lunch. What's breather? And that's 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:39.480 where we had food. That's where I had lunch. I 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:44.240 mean I was eating an ass, Sidney real question, have 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.400 you ever eaten ass? I feel like you've asked this 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:52.280 question on a podcast before. Yes, so what man? I 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:56.640 did it? So? What? So fucking what? The guest is 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:58.720 rolling her eyes at you. Okay, I did it. I 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:00.680 did it. It was like somebody you were with for 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:08.280 a long time. It felt like a long time. If 0:02:08.280 --> 0:02:10.239 you've eaten ass, please tweet us on Twitter. I just 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:13.040 want to see who grows Murray. I'm not this person. 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:16.400 You always bring out the nasty and me. Yeah. I 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.119 was like, I didn't ask you to eat my ass. 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.880 I was not there when you were doing that. You 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:24.200 always give me to say this dumb ass sh it 0:02:24.240 --> 0:02:26.560 on this podcast. I'm done with this podcast. I'm time. 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:28.400 All right, well let this be the last episode. Okay, 0:02:28.440 --> 0:02:30.679 this is it? All right? Then, that's what it is. 0:02:31.480 --> 0:02:33.880 Have you ever eaten nass? Hell? No, have you ever 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:38.760 gotten your ass eating? Yes? But it was very I 0:02:38.800 --> 0:02:41.560 was I was caught off guard. It was like he 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:43.280 was down there and then he got he took a 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.919 wrong turn. It was like, wait, what I didn't like it? 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:50.640 Was it a boo? Was it a boo like your boyfriend? Yes, 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:58.360 the last nigga. That's why you mad at you and 0:02:58.440 --> 0:03:03.440 you're gonna leave me, you know. Listen, if you got 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:06.040 your if you licked ass and got left, please find us. 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.120 Please jump on our Patreon and pay for bonus episodes. 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:13.680 Because that's obviously you need that the laughs in your life, Sydney, 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.560 were you an expert in anything? This week? I'm prepping 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:19.600 for you to leave. So I feel like when it's 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.920 come out, you're gonna ben And I feel like this 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:23.920 the episode is gonna be real sad. No it's not. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:26.120 I'm gonna be listening to this episode and listen, I'm like, 0:03:26.200 --> 0:03:29.600 she leave, damn Lie. I'm like, nobody gonna ask me, 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.960 so how's I don't know she They're going to ask 0:03:33.000 --> 0:03:34.519 you even more than you're like, have you spoken to Marie? 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:38.400 I'm like, while she's out, she did well. So what 0:03:38.440 --> 0:03:40.839 are you doing to prepare for me? Leave it? Oh? 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:42.880 You know, just I'm about to cut out a whole 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.520 bunch of pictures of you. You're just gonna cut my face, 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:50.600 cut you out, like like I dumpt you. Wow, Okay, cool, cool, 0:03:50.720 --> 0:03:54.680 I'm cool with dad. That's fine. I'm looking for a replacement. 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:59.680 Maybe our guests could befal can do it. She booked 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:03.160 by and she is. You don't got some She's not 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:07.080 poor enough to be my replacement. She got too much 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.480 money in too many shows. That's true. You got to 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:12.119 get somebody who's doing bad. She got her own bathroom, 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:13.960 like she don't share it with seven other people, She's 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:15.560 doing too great. I mean only shared in my bathroom 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:17.560 with one person. Sins which you say, I shared my 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.120 bathroom with a woman and two other cats. So I'm 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:23.559 doing terrible. That's the let's being way. In twenty eight two, Marie, 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:25.680 were you an expert in anything this week? I was 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:28.880 an expert at preparing to go to La Yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:04:28.920 --> 0:04:30.200 So I went to go at a suitcase from my 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:33.520 aunt's house. It was too small because I mean, I'm 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.200 gonna be going for like a month and change. But 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:37.880 in my mind, I'm like, maybe I'll be going for 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:40.159 two months, Like what if I'm out there killing it 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.320 in a book? Something? Right? Because I bought it one 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:45.839 way ticket, it was cheap, cheap. Since let's talk about 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:49.080 how you do you ever buy around trips? No? I 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:52.839 always do it. They they they're cheaper that way. It's 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:55.120 cheaper to buy a round trip ticket since you you 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:56.640 don't pay for your flights. That's why you don't know. 0:04:56.960 --> 0:05:00.560 Fuck you. I listen the way sprint, not the way 0:05:00.640 --> 0:05:02.840 spirit is set up. You buy a one way, but 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:04.440 then you had to you had to pay for, like 0:05:04.600 --> 0:05:06.960 bringing your purse on a plane. I don't bring nothing. 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.960 I just go there. I don't need to be like 0:05:10.000 --> 0:05:11.920 your spirit be like, yeah, carry on can only be 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:13.800 the size of an envelope. And you'd be like, oh, 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:16.120 this is this is a book, and they'd be like, 0:05:16.120 --> 0:05:18.719 you gotta pay twenty dollars for that. Listen, I'm gonna 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.279 be traveling this year, so I'm gonna be buying round trips. 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.520 Don't worry, I'll put it in the air well. I 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.000 go to one Way because I was like, maybe I'll 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:27.520 book something and I have to be there through April. True, 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.280 that's why. Or maybe I'll be there for like three 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:31.440 weeks and be like it's too nice out here, the 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:34.600 sun is too hot, and maybe I'll come back to 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:36.680 New York. That's probably not gonna happen. No, it's not. 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:40.799 I've already planned for two months of no Marie a word. 0:05:40.839 --> 0:05:43.800 What you're gonna do the next month, what you're gonna 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:47.640 do in March. I'm gonna just get more in contact 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:49.760 with the brown sisters of the community. You don't know 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.320 no damn black everybody, Sydney. When I met you, you had 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:55.080 not a single black friend don't even do that to me. 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.599 I am your first black friend. Jo would be like. 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:00.240 I was like, well, I feel like people think that 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.880 I don't have black friends, And she's like, do you 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:06.159 think you do? Yes, I said, Adrian's my girlfriend, Marie's 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:09.520 my my best friend. She's like anybody else. It was like, 0:06:09.600 --> 0:06:12.679 you're my friend, Yamnia is my friend. I'm a nigga. 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:20.320 Now your friend. Y'all are colleagues. Colleagues? Wow, Well, speaking 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:22.800 of colleagues, I feel like our guests that we're about 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:25.640 to bring in is more than a colleague. You're more 0:06:25.680 --> 0:06:28.360 than a woman. You're more than a colleague, more than 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:33.640 a writer. You are inspiring all of the children out here. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:37.599 You have a great podcast called uh Ranting and Raving. 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:41.760 Yaminika Saunders give it up for our no dick. I'm 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:47.320 no dick expert, Yami Saunders. First of all, you are 0:06:48.040 --> 0:06:55.240 a friend and sister exactly. Yea. But also that's for me. 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.880 You know, I don't like fucking with people in general, 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:01.559 so you let us know. Yo, I turned my phone off, 0:07:01.680 --> 0:07:04.919 I can close my door. I'm just a loner. But yeah, 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:08.720 I mean, you're obviously my sister and friend. I hang 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.640 out what y'all do with y'all? What than I deal 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.200 with anybody else. I don't like dealing with people, anybody else. 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:14.680 Since the last time I saw you was a long 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:20.760 term ago. You haven't been outside. I have friends who 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:24.200 are like, they haven't seen me in months. I mean, 0:07:24.280 --> 0:07:26.440 I'm a I'm a phone person. Now, I will say this, 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:29.680 y'all don't call enough. I called you when we were 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.400 on the phone. Were on the phone for a long Yeah, 0:07:31.400 --> 0:07:33.720 we were hour and a half. I mean it's gonna 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.000 be praying for you. You put me on the circle. 0:07:36.320 --> 0:07:39.440 I get the spirit of sin out of you. Yeah, this, 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:45.400 uh said, come on, you know Dick twenty seventeen expert. 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.280 It sounded a lot better than the intro. I just 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:54.080 got no Dick, Like I don't ever get well, don't 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:57.720 you don't get no idea you're out here driving No. 0:07:57.960 --> 0:08:00.520 I mean we've already discussed. Nobody in the realm has 0:08:00.520 --> 0:08:05.480 gotten Dick. Is got Dick in twenty seventeen. Nobody YO 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:07.920 put her hands in the circle right, No, it's a 0:08:08.040 --> 0:08:10.360 sad circle. I don't want to because you're never gonna 0:08:10.400 --> 0:08:13.680 get Dick. You hate you didn't know how my life 0:08:13.720 --> 0:08:15.200 is set up. You don't know what the Lord has. 0:08:15.200 --> 0:08:18.680 Plastic dick I have. Okay, well, then you've had dick. 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.040 You know that's not the same that's not the same thing. 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.640 That's the same same thing. No plastic dick is not 0:08:23.680 --> 0:08:26.200 the same as dixis. You didn't have no plastic dick 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:28.760 in twenty seventeen. I didn't have anything in and out 0:08:28.760 --> 0:08:31.120 of my huha. You don't have the hush apishie. You 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:35.960 don't have the little vibrator, the magic one, that giant 0:08:36.040 --> 0:08:38.160 vibrator that's like the size of my arms. All. I 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:40.800 don't use those type of vibrators as dil do's. I 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:44.640 don't like putting things inside me that's not flesh. You 0:08:44.679 --> 0:08:47.640 see that flesh that's in the Bible. That's sounds like 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:54.920 fusions or something. And actually boom, you see right way. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.720 You don't have no toys. I just didn't have a 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:01.200 toy that just don't throw anything up. Mahu ha got 0:09:01.200 --> 0:09:04.120 a little bullet like a little so you got a 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:07.360 little club, You got a vibrating club. Get scared and 0:09:07.360 --> 0:09:10.800 then they put the cats. You you masturbated with the 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:14.760 cats in the room. I don't kick them out. You 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:18.360 gotta gets in front of the Cats, in front of 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:24.840 Forbes in Brooklyn, Shut Brooklyn and that sex young you 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:29.000 got fun. You know. They're there for every Even when 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:31.000 I have guys come over, the guys are like they 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:32.280 want to kick the cats out of the room, and 0:09:32.320 --> 0:09:34.679 I'm like, I'm not gonna put my babies outside on 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.680 the couch though you in the living room. Sometimes they 0:09:37.800 --> 0:09:40.920 like they it's their house too, maybe living the dude's toes. 0:09:41.880 --> 0:09:44.160 Actually a lot of guys, Like I haven't had a 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:45.680 lot of guys, but I have guys that have come 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.880 over and you know, we've hooked up and they jump, 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.680 you know, because the cats pounce on the bed. They 0:09:50.720 --> 0:09:53.560 don't know because all they see is stuff moving around 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.040 and they think it's like play time. So when the 0:09:56.120 --> 0:09:59.360 last time they've seen something in the bad Wait, hold 0:09:59.360 --> 0:10:00.760 hold on, let's get back, let's go back. Let's go 0:10:00.760 --> 0:10:02.439 back for a second. Oh yeah, yeah, we gotta we 0:10:02.480 --> 0:10:04.520 gotta go back. First of all, yeah, you've we've tried 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.320 to get you on the podcast before and you were 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:10.679 our roasting experts. Yeah, but it turned into it was 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.280 in the eyes of a black woman. Send me that 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.319 so I can just listen to that, Okay, and do 0:10:15.400 --> 0:10:17.559 you still have that episode? It? We had so much 0:10:17.600 --> 0:10:19.520 fun though, right and then I wanted you to be 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.960 our Edibles expert because I feel like you are queen 0:10:23.160 --> 0:10:25.600 of doing the Edibles. Whenever I see you, you and 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:30.040 you're in another world hire flying? Huh? Is that how 0:10:30.080 --> 0:10:33.200 you deal with people? You gotta be Sometimes I just 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:36.040 like to forget, like I got, you know, for for 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.960 all everybody things I have going on, I'm still struggling 0:10:39.000 --> 0:10:41.200 to hustle in and I have my broke moments still 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:44.680 because I have my expenses of gotten more, you know, 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:46.480 because you got a nice apartment. Yeah, I got a 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:49.679 nice apartment. I got, you got you got? You got 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:53.880 one of them cats? You got to you got too 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:58.000 spoiled ass cat. Yeah, like me got too spoiled ass 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.959 cats too. Yeah? What about your can yo? If worst 0:11:00.960 --> 0:11:06.320 came the worst, Jelly gotta go. Jelly is jelly the 0:11:06.360 --> 0:11:09.920 fat one. No, that's a skinny one, the fat one, 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:12.960 the skinny one. She can't fit for herself, so she 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:17.120 gotta go put her down. Wow. So wait, okay, so 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:20.760 you got expenses? What else? Tell people what you got 0:11:20.760 --> 0:11:24.560 going on? Yeah? What are you working on? I know? 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:30.120 I mean, well, you're always posting about what are you doing? 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:33.360 What shows you're on? You're on, You're on laugh track 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:37.679 mob La. Yes, and I did a show last night 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:41.240 with Cipher Sounds at the Village Underground. How is that? 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:44.000 He played the clip from my Bikini Wax joke, which 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:46.560 was really funny. I really love you did a great job. 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:48.760 I love I. You know, I'm trying to I think 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.920 they're gonna do another season. I'm not sure they Well, 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:55.360 hopefully I get on. I just haven't. You know, I'm 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:59.679 working on. I have an album that I have to record. Okay, okay, 0:11:59.800 --> 0:12:02.880 And you make it sound like you're doing nothing. I 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.439 know that. You just your Comedy Central half hour came 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:09.320 out last year. Yeah, and it was great. Yeah, I 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:14.600 had the cat suit. I got praised and flack for it. Yeah. Well, 0:12:14.640 --> 0:12:16.559 you know, I'm a big girl and I'm a big 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:19.040 girl positive. But you know what it is. And this 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:22.160 pretty kind of puts us into the how I wanted 0:12:22.160 --> 0:12:26.760 to his know, Dick inw thaty seventeen men have an 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:30.200 opinion about women, especially when they don't think you should 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:33.120 feel good about yourself. You know, I think it's a 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.600 way of like checking you and it's like, well, who 0:12:35.640 --> 0:12:37.360 do you think you are to be in this cat 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:41.400 suit wearing this and you know, just like and unlisted 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:44.600 responses from men that have so much opinion about whether 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:47.720 they would fuck me or not. Men, it's men were 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:50.920 fucked Like. It's never someone you want to be with. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.760 It's always somebody who looks like the gum on the 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:56.120 bottom of your shoes. If an unattractive man tells you 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.720 that he doesn't want to fuck you and you don't 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:01.559 want to fuck him, does he make a sound exactly? 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:05.679 That's good? You know what I'm saying, Like timber motherfucker 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:08.320 just fall down. Yeah. But it's always the ones that 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.160 just because you got Wi Fi, should you be competent? 0:13:11.440 --> 0:13:15.160 Nobody cares, right, But that's what that's what the internet 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:18.120 culture is now, right, it's people who should not be 0:13:18.240 --> 0:13:21.520 online talking about people that like are not on the 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:25.120 same level. As though you're in your mother's basement, you 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:29.319 hanging your phone out the window for connection, and you're 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:34.040 like you like that, get that you standing in front 0:13:34.040 --> 0:13:36.160 of a Starbucks using that free WiFi, like, you know what, 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:39.439 I don't like you trying to get a connection too. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:40.800 I've seen a lot of people in there on a 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:43.520 Wi Fi ninety sixth Street. So you know that's the 0:13:43.559 --> 0:13:46.160 new Starbucks. I don't like your wife, I don't like 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:49.680 your blouse. So because of because of the situation, something 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:51.680 like that, that's why you started to know, Dick. But 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:55.640 why'd you start it? Okay? So what I you know, 0:13:55.720 --> 0:13:59.520 what I realized is I was number one. I hate 0:13:59.559 --> 0:14:01.200 giving us history because I feel like I give it 0:14:01.240 --> 0:14:03.640 a lot. But I mean the listeners don't know, you 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:08.120 unofficial expert, make it short and making short and cute. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:12.480 I grew up, you know, secularly and then religiously. So 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:14.960 you know, once my family turned over and got into 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:17.440 the church, you know, we was all in. Well, but 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.800 why how did your family? What happened? Something happened and 0:14:19.800 --> 0:14:22.720 they like we gotta pray what happened? But my grandparents 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:26.360 us on nightclub and a little family nightclub. Like my 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:29.680 aunt was behind the count and making drinks and stuff. 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:32.800 Your uncle was dancing on stage. So my mother was 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:37.360 a DJ. My mother spins, I've never heard this ever, 0:14:38.000 --> 0:14:39.880 my mother DJ. I don't talk about a lot because 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:44.520 my mother's ashamed of me. My mother wanted me to 0:14:44.560 --> 0:14:46.920 spend and it was like my mother is so upset 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.680 with my ear. She's just like she's you don't have 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:52.720 a good music ear, good enough ear for what I liked, 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.520 I'm down with it. My mother was her because her 0:14:56.600 --> 0:14:58.880 name is Michelle Moo they called Mickey Mooy. She also 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.360 was on Mickey Moore. She was a radio DJ, so 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:05.280 like and she spent so there's the car eminem and 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:12.520 she had eminent productions and all that. So yeah, my mother, 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:14.560 she's the person that would get in the car with me, 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:16.680 like you know, when I was in high school and 0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:18.360 I would draw my mother around to playing. She's like, 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.080 you don't hear the levels. You don't hear any levels. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.080 This sound off. It don't sound off. It be like 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:24.760 everything with a quiz. It's like, no, I think it's 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:29.840 fine off here And you got the name one of 0:15:29.920 --> 0:15:33.680 the street, like you doing you like I like this 0:15:33.760 --> 0:15:38.000 song and the basis builthing, Like what you mean the point? Like, man, 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:39.960 just do whatever you want to the radio. I don't 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:41.120 even you know what, I don't even want to listen 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.960 to radio as well as there's my question that I 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:48.600 have what the hell is treble? What is the trouble control? 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:51.240 But you know it's like so you have the base 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:54.120 you have the trouble. It's like, I don't. The trouble 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:55.720 like makes it It almost makes it sound like you 0:15:55.760 --> 0:15:59.760 double is. It's like I want to, I don't. It's 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:02.440 it's so I don't know, like like that, but I 0:16:02.480 --> 0:16:07.040 know when I base will bring in more of the beat, 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:11.080 but the trouble will sort of balance something somehow, the 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:17.160 speakers or something. Is so, you know, I feel like 0:16:17.160 --> 0:16:18.760 we're gonna google this and really get off of me. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.960 And this day that's true. Let's get so so what 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:24.360 so you had this bomb ass club and then I 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.160 put this handle up in my mouth and then what 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:28.120 happened that made them be like, we gotta go to church. 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:32.400 They're gonna hate me for this. I'm so sorry. I'm 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:35.280 trying to do clean. Sorry, I'm gonna have to be clean. 0:16:35.360 --> 0:16:37.400 I mean you're eating a candle ope, I mean that's clean. 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:42.880 You gotta eat. We've never eaten on the podcast ever, 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:44.800 So you're the first. That's not even what she was 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.160 referring to them being mad at her for telling their business. 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:55.640 I'm they're not gonna listen to this episode. You're fine. No, So, 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:58.320 my mother's side of the family was very I mean 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:02.880 they but then they got into night clubs, jazz and 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:06.320 bars and all that. And my father's mother, you know, 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:09.639 both my grandmothers were very involved was raising me. So 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.240 I would go. I would get handed off to my 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:14.280 father's mother on the weekends because she wanted to take 0:17:14.280 --> 0:17:15.760 me to church and she wanted me to have that 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:19.760 sort of background being in church. So I we go 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:21.600 to church with all time. Wanted to be an usher. 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:23.960 You wanted to be an usher. You wanted to be 0:17:24.040 --> 0:17:26.240 an usher. You had to see people take people to 0:17:26.280 --> 0:17:28.960 their seats. I liked how they marched around. I like 0:17:29.359 --> 0:17:31.879 they had blazers on or that we had Like it 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:34.760 was white on white on white white. So the only 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:37.240 thing we would change that would have color is your 0:17:37.240 --> 0:17:40.159 hat and your glove. So like on first Sundays it 0:17:40.200 --> 0:17:43.440 would be black hat, black gloves because of communion. Sunday. Okay, 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:50.840 second Sunday would be gold gold glove, glove jazz an 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:55.240 emerald emerald. Since you heard that that's not not green emerald, 0:17:56.320 --> 0:17:58.560 that sophisticated green. It was. You wanted to be a 0:17:58.600 --> 0:18:00.280 part of it. And I just loved how like they 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:02.880 would march around. I loved how to hit those corners 0:18:02.920 --> 0:18:05.919 real sharp did you on behind their back and stomp? 0:18:06.119 --> 0:18:08.000 Did you ever do a praise dance in the church? 0:18:08.359 --> 0:18:12.040 I call it holy ghosts? Dude. Yeah. I remember when 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:16.359 we had to get they were doing tongues and my grandmother, 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:18.600 who eventually became a minister and went on to be 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:23.719 a pastor, she was adamant about us speaking in tongues. Wow, yeah, like, 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:27.480 and I remember I remember it's like, can you tell 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:30.480 us what that feels like? Well, when you faking the funk, 0:18:30.600 --> 0:18:33.320 it feels like nothing because you know what it is like. 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:35.760 I remember the first like when they started, they really 0:18:35.760 --> 0:18:37.480 wanted the young people to start speaking to tongue. So 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:40.280 we would sometimes we would have evening service. Even service 0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:41.879 would be at our church and sometimes we go to 0:18:41.960 --> 0:18:44.800 another church. And I remember when I was growing up, 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:47.119 I can sneak home sometimes and not have to go 0:18:47.160 --> 0:18:50.160 to evening service because my aunt. Even though my aunt's 0:18:50.200 --> 0:18:53.080 handicap and has my grandmother had German musles when she 0:18:53.119 --> 0:18:55.720 was carrying her, she was able. She was was able 0:18:55.720 --> 0:18:58.159 to function enough to drive us back home. And we 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:02.480 can German means. My grandmother had German measles when she 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:04.320 was carrying my aunts and my uncle's born with brain 0:19:04.400 --> 0:19:07.280 damage in here an impairments. But she drove you. She 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:08.840 was she got to the point where she was able 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:13.480 to function. Yeah, she was a function. She wanted to 0:19:14.800 --> 0:19:16.720 tell me to have my own on here as an expert, 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:21.480 how to really step up being handicapped because she didn't 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:23.280 let that. They said she would never speak, They said 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:25.119 she would never do it. I mean, she has obvious 0:19:25.160 --> 0:19:28.320 limitations now, especially she's getting older. She's always been hearing 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:33.400 to put her speech is slurred, Jackie jackag brain damage, 0:19:33.440 --> 0:19:35.280 there's things that don't connect. She's never been able to 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.399 live in her own Make sure you get there. She 0:19:38.440 --> 0:19:41.080 went to community college, she got her drivers, she you 0:19:41.080 --> 0:19:44.240 know around her. At some point, her and I were 0:19:44.240 --> 0:19:46.439 like a little team because I had my mind. My 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:48.760 mind was growing as I was a kid, and you know, 0:19:48.920 --> 0:19:51.040 she would execute whatever I need done. Let's go ahead 0:19:51.040 --> 0:19:52.920 and let's go here. And you know, we're sort of 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:56.240 tag team, so together together, we were like a twenty 0:19:56.280 --> 0:20:03.520 one year old person even though six and you know, 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:07.840 so okay, so okay, we gotta I feel like we 0:20:07.840 --> 0:20:09.840 gotta get to the dick. I really got to tell 0:20:09.960 --> 0:20:13.159 you this is what happens. This is my life I 0:20:13.160 --> 0:20:15.000 don't talk about a lot of things, and you just 0:20:15.080 --> 0:20:16.800 you come to the Blackcast, You're like, let me release 0:20:17.000 --> 0:20:19.520 I feel like things that people don't understand about me. Yeah, 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:21.880 but I feel like you're so open, Like I feel 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:24.840 like when I've watched your social media videos, like on Instagram. 0:20:24.880 --> 0:20:27.760 You have a whole series about ninety Day Fiance, which 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:29.760 is a show that I didn't even know was a thing. 0:20:30.000 --> 0:20:31.760 I didn't know about it until you had it on. 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:33.920 And you know what, And I want anybody to keep telling, 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:36.840