Speaker 1: Quiet luxury is bullshit. I'm gonna tell you why. I
Speaker 1: was just in the south of France years ago. I
Speaker 1: stayed at Hotel Decap and it's where Sophia Richie got married.
Speaker 1: So Sophia Richie had a complete rebrand. It's fascinating to
Speaker 1: watch a person have a rebrand. It happens all the time.
Speaker 1: But this was very, very quick. It was like a
Speaker 1: swan like glow up. Sophia Richie was hanging out with
Speaker 1: Scott Disick. They were in a relationship. We heard that
Speaker 1: she had a new boyfriend. His father was big in
Speaker 1: the music industry, and all of a sudden for her wedding.
Speaker 1: Chanelle is in a collaboration with her, and we see
Speaker 1: this conversation happening all over social media about quiet luxury.
Speaker 1: Wealth is whispered. And she's at the Hotel do Cap,
Speaker 1: which is this lavish, expensive hotel that used to only
Speaker 1: take cash, and it's in a gorgeous place in the
Speaker 1: south of France, in Antibe. It's on this sort of
Speaker 1: cliff like rock cliff, overlooking his beautiful water. And it's
Speaker 1: a fortune and it's a thing. And I say it's
Speaker 1: a thing because when things are first a thing. They're
Speaker 1: one thing. Then later years later, when everyone's heard about
Speaker 1: them because they're a rich person's thing, then they become
Speaker 1: a different thing. So everyone at Sofia Richie's wedding was
Speaker 1: mega wealthy and a celebrity, and this quiet luxury thing
Speaker 1: is sort of like it's a different version of loud.
Speaker 1: It's like, let's whisper very loudly, meaning let's wear muted tones,
Speaker 1: and just like these expensive brands like Gwyneth Paltrow did
Speaker 1: when she was in court in her six notebook, that
Speaker 1: are very loudly, forcefully designed to make you no, not
Speaker 1: even think know that these person's rich. But it's all
Speaker 1: very intentional. It's like this loud, quiet, intentional fashion statement.
Speaker 1: And I find it to be such pretentious bullshit. I'd
Speaker 1: almost rather someone be wearing rhinestone and rainbows. It's just
Speaker 1: it's another version of big f's and g's and c's,
Speaker 1: and it's this contagious aesthetic now that people are getting
Speaker 1: nauseated over because it became a thing. So I was
Speaker 1: at hotel decap this summer. Ironically, I stayed at a
Speaker 1: hotel called Lily of the Valley. No one's heard of it.
Speaker 1: It's very upscale. A very famous architect and designer designed it.
Speaker 1: I saw Eugene Levy from Shit's Creek shooting his travel
Speaker 1: show there. Paul and I were there because we like
Speaker 1: going to very nice places, but not that are not
Speaker 1: a thing. And the reason I don't like a thing
Speaker 1: is because you're gonna run into asshole New Yorkers and
Speaker 1: rich new money palm beachers and Long Island show offs,
Speaker 1: and that's what's at Hotel do Cap. So we went
Speaker 1: there for the day because we checked into a hotel.
Speaker 1: We had our Lily of the Valley, stunning, amazing hotel.
Speaker 1: You can look at it. I did a thing on
Speaker 1: TikTok and Instagram, and we went to another hotel that
Speaker 1: we booked last minute because we wanted to be closer
Speaker 1: to the airport on the way back, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: at the level. So I said, let's go over to
Speaker 1: Hotel do Cap. Paul said he wanted to see it
Speaker 1: because he'd never seen it. So we went for lunch
Speaker 1: and we tried to get a room for that one
Speaker 1: night because our hotel wasn't what we expected it to be.
Speaker 1: And we went for lunch and ran into five people
Speaker 1: that I know and have seen in the Hamptons like rich,
Speaker 1: new money, show off, hedge, fun, douchey type people, and
Speaker 1: it was just very showy and very gossipy and very
Speaker 1: Palm Beach Boca. And that's fine. I go stay in
Speaker 1: Palm Beach and Boca and have a fine time. But
Speaker 1: it's so expensive and it's so new money, and I
Speaker 1: don't mind any of that. Live your life, go have vacation,
Speaker 1: show off, drive red Ferraris, be rich. It's okay. The
Speaker 1: point is I wouldn't be bringing this up because it's
Speaker 1: a stunning hotel and the staff seemed lovely, and the
Speaker 1: food was good, and I had, you know, Paul had
Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty five dollars lobster roll that had
Speaker 1: so much celery and stuff in it filler that it
Speaker 1: was unimaginable. And all of this is fine, But it's
Speaker 1: not quite luxury, is what I'm saying. Like you go
Speaker 1: to Pond Beach and go to the Breakers, it's not
Speaker 1: quiet luxury either. It's the most expensive, overpriced hotel room
Speaker 1: you've ever stayed at. I imagine the Plaza is probably
Speaker 1: like that too. There's a hotel in Kapri called the Quisasana.
Speaker 1: It's the thing. There's a place in Sardinia, Colla de Volpe,
Speaker 1: it's the thing. They have two other hotels, and their
Speaker 1: third Sister and Brother hotel is also a thing, but
Speaker 1: not quite as much as the thing there. Don't stay
Speaker 1: when you're going away at the status symbol thing if
Speaker 1: you don't want it to be overpriced and showy and
Speaker 1: very touristy in that way, stay at the thing that's
Speaker 1: not the thing. Try that's the gift, to have that
Speaker 1: gift of finding the not thing that's still so stunning,
Speaker 1: And go visit the thing. Go have a drink at
Speaker 1: the thing, Go have one hundred and twenty five dollars
Speaker 1: lobster roll at the thing, which I will never survive
Speaker 1: because I don't waste, I spend, I don't waste. But
Speaker 1: it's not quiet luxury. So Sofia Richie, who had a
Speaker 1: beautiful wedding, is a beautiful girl, and I'm sure she's
Speaker 1: a wonderful person, and her wedding struck this chord and
Speaker 1: it's not quite it's not quitet luxury. It's loud, intentional,
Speaker 1: muted luxury. And it's just it's the people are on
Speaker 1: TikTok thinking that they're watching and viewing Quiet Luxury because
Speaker 1: they don't know because they haven't gone there. I've stayed there,
Speaker 1: I've visited there, and I've gone to so many other hotels,
Speaker 1: and I know what quiet Luxury is, and that ain't it.
Speaker 1: What's going on with Jonah Hill? So what's going on
Speaker 1: with Jonah Hill? I don't know. There's an ex of his.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you what I really think, which
Speaker 1: is shocking to you, I know. Okay, So Jonah Hill
Speaker 1: broke up with a girl who was with for a year.
Speaker 1: I think her name is Sarah Brady, and she's coming
Speaker 1: out and she's discussing that he emotionally abused her and
Speaker 1: she's sharing texts. The Me Too movement changed the world.
Speaker 1: I just watched the movie she said about using your voice,
Speaker 1: and it changed the world. People all over the world
Speaker 1: because of the Me Too movement opened their mouths. So
Speaker 1: know that I don't understand every aspect of this. I
Speaker 1: just have read some headlines and what people have said
Speaker 1: on social media. But this woman, Sarah Brady, is sharing texts,
Speaker 1: So if she was abused, and it's something that can
Speaker 1: help other people, and it's something that outs someone in
Speaker 1: Hollywood that was being abusive, then I think it's useful.
Speaker 1: Where is that line? Where is that line? Because are
Speaker 1: you not going to share? Are you not going to
Speaker 1: text your partner thinking that one day that text could
Speaker 1: be public. I'm sure there are texts that I've sent
Speaker 1: that if they were shown, I'd seem like a crazy person.
Speaker 1: And even and vice versa from Paul to me or
Speaker 1: anyone I've ever been in a relationship with. That's a
Speaker 1: conversation that I want to discuss because one person will
Speaker 1: say it's great that these texts are being shared because
Speaker 1: it could help other people, and its emotional abuse and
Speaker 1: no one should be protected, and use your voice on
Speaker 1: the other side of the coin sharing texts that you
Speaker 1: were in a relationship and now you're sharing those texts.
Speaker 1: Same thing with the Johnny Depp and Amber heard. It's
Speaker 1: also scary, like you're hearing one side of it, and
Speaker 1: we all thought that Johnny Depp was the villain until
Speaker 1: the court case. So I'm just advising people to just
Speaker 1: understand a whole story. And this is how much I
Speaker 1: believe that I've met Jonah Hill. I was on the
Speaker 1: Tonight Show with Jay Leno and he was the lead
Speaker 1: guest and I was the second guest. And he was
Speaker 1: a low grade dick. Like he was a low grade dick.
Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is like he acted
Speaker 1: as if I was beneath him. He did not say
Speaker 1: anything outwardly offensive to me. He did not do anything
Speaker 1: outwardly offensive to me. He just was very better than
Speaker 1: and put upon by me saying hello to him. And
Speaker 1: he was a snob. He was up here and I
Speaker 1: was down there, and he made me feel belittled, and
Speaker 1: he made me feel like the nobody that I actually was.
Speaker 1: I could not believe that I was booked on jay Leno. Well. Still,
Speaker 1: I will never know how I got booked on there.
Speaker 1: I think I've been on there more than once. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe the booker liked me, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But Jonah Hill was a star, and he was put
Speaker 1: upon better than and I felt small. And during that
Speaker 1: same rain, I met Ricky Gervais at Ellen. He was
Speaker 1: a doll. I met Seth Rogen at Ellen backstage, he
Speaker 1: was a doll. I've met everybody up and down this highway.
Speaker 1: And Jonahill jumps off the page as someone who was
Speaker 1: a low grade dick, but I don't know that every
Speaker 1: text he's ever sent to his ex should necessarily be shared.
Speaker 1: I don't know enough about it, So you can come
Speaker 1: for me. I don't know enough about it. Also, him
Speaker 1: saying things about her posing in a bikini on Instagram
Speaker 1: and surfing with guys, I don't know what vacuum that's in.
Speaker 1: I could tell you this. If I started doing sexy
Speaker 1: bikini picks on Instagram, Paul would not enjoy that. If
Speaker 1: I started surfing with male friends of mine that were straight,
Speaker 1: Paul would not enjoy that. So you can come for
Speaker 1: us too. But things are in a vacuum and everybody's
Speaker 1: so quick to judge. And Johnny Depp was the villain
Speaker 1: in the story with Amber heard all that time till quirking,
Speaker 1: then the pendulum SWUNGK. So I just want to say,
Speaker 1: I don't know, but something is fucking going on with
Speaker 1: Jonah Hill, and it's not that fun for him. Also,
Speaker 1: any person who does a movie and then says they're
Speaker 1: not gonna outwardly promote it is also not a low
Speaker 1: grade dick. Is a high grade dick. You do a movie,
Speaker 1: you gotta go promote it. He just has a set
Speaker 1: of rules for himself. He doesn't. No one should ever
Speaker 1: mention his weight, positively or negatively, like you need a
Speaker 1: whole fucking guide book just for Jonah Hill. So I
Speaker 1: don't know a thing. I know what I know, and
Speaker 1: I know what I said, and that's all that I know.