1 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: Quiet luxury is bullshit. I'm gonna tell you why. I 2 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,360 Speaker 1: was just in the south of France years ago. I 3 00:00:17,400 --> 00:00:21,480 Speaker 1: stayed at Hotel Decap and it's where Sophia Richie got married. 4 00:00:21,800 --> 00:00:25,759 Speaker 1: So Sophia Richie had a complete rebrand. It's fascinating to 5 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: watch a person have a rebrand. It happens all the time. 6 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:30,800 Speaker 1: But this was very, very quick. It was like a 7 00:00:30,880 --> 00:00:34,960 Speaker 1: swan like glow up. Sophia Richie was hanging out with 8 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,879 Speaker 1: Scott Disick. They were in a relationship. We heard that 9 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,720 Speaker 1: she had a new boyfriend. His father was big in 10 00:00:41,760 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 1: the music industry, and all of a sudden for her wedding. 11 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: Chanelle is in a collaboration with her, and we see 12 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,160 Speaker 1: this conversation happening all over social media about quiet luxury. 13 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:02,200 Speaker 1: Wealth is whispered. And she's at the Hotel do Cap, 14 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: which is this lavish, expensive hotel that used to only 15 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 1: take cash, and it's in a gorgeous place in the 16 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,840 Speaker 1: south of France, in Antibe. It's on this sort of 17 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: cliff like rock cliff, overlooking his beautiful water. And it's 18 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:24,840 Speaker 1: a fortune and it's a thing. And I say it's 19 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: a thing because when things are first a thing. They're 20 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: one thing. Then later years later, when everyone's heard about 21 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 1: them because they're a rich person's thing, then they become 22 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: a different thing. So everyone at Sofia Richie's wedding was 23 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:44,319 Speaker 1: mega wealthy and a celebrity, and this quiet luxury thing 24 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,560 Speaker 1: is sort of like it's a different version of loud. 25 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: It's like, let's whisper very loudly, meaning let's wear muted tones, 26 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: and just like these expensive brands like Gwyneth Paltrow did 27 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: when she was in court in her six notebook, that 28 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:05,600 Speaker 1: are very loudly, forcefully designed to make you no, not 29 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,360 Speaker 1: even think know that these person's rich. But it's all 30 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:16,360 Speaker 1: very intentional. It's like this loud, quiet, intentional fashion statement. 31 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,919 Speaker 1: And I find it to be such pretentious bullshit. I'd 32 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:21,840 Speaker 1: almost rather someone be wearing rhinestone and rainbows. It's just 33 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 1: it's another version of big f's and g's and c's, 34 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: and it's this contagious aesthetic now that people are getting 35 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: nauseated over because it became a thing. So I was 36 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 1: at hotel decap this summer. Ironically, I stayed at a 37 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: hotel called Lily of the Valley. No one's heard of it. 38 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:45,840 Speaker 1: It's very upscale. A very famous architect and designer designed it. 39 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 1: I saw Eugene Levy from Shit's Creek shooting his travel 40 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,040 Speaker 1: show there. Paul and I were there because we like 41 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: going to very nice places, but not that are not 42 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,359 Speaker 1: a thing. And the reason I don't like a thing 43 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 1: is because you're gonna run into asshole New Yorkers and 44 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: rich new money palm beachers and Long Island show offs, 45 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 1: and that's what's at Hotel do Cap. So we went 46 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,600 Speaker 1: there for the day because we checked into a hotel. 47 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:14,200 Speaker 1: We had our Lily of the Valley, stunning, amazing hotel. 48 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,400 Speaker 1: You can look at it. I did a thing on 49 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:19,720 Speaker 1: TikTok and Instagram, and we went to another hotel that 50 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 1: we booked last minute because we wanted to be closer 51 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,440 Speaker 1: to the airport on the way back, and it wasn't 52 00:03:23,480 --> 00:03:25,440 Speaker 1: at the level. So I said, let's go over to 53 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: Hotel do Cap. Paul said he wanted to see it 54 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,480 Speaker 1: because he'd never seen it. So we went for lunch 55 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:30,960 Speaker 1: and we tried to get a room for that one 56 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 1: night because our hotel wasn't what we expected it to be. 57 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,320 Speaker 1: And we went for lunch and ran into five people 58 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,680 Speaker 1: that I know and have seen in the Hamptons like rich, 59 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: new money, show off, hedge, fun, douchey type people, and 60 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 1: it was just very showy and very gossipy and very 61 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: Palm Beach Boca. And that's fine. I go stay in 62 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: Palm Beach and Boca and have a fine time. But 63 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: it's so expensive and it's so new money, and I 64 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: don't mind any of that. Live your life, go have vacation, 65 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: show off, drive red Ferraris, be rich. It's okay. The 66 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: point is I wouldn't be bringing this up because it's 67 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: a stunning hotel and the staff seemed lovely, and the 68 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:16,479 Speaker 1: food was good, and I had, you know, Paul had 69 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:19,320 Speaker 1: one hundred and twenty five dollars lobster roll that had 70 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 1: so much celery and stuff in it filler that it 71 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:26,039 Speaker 1: was unimaginable. And all of this is fine, But it's 72 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:29,039 Speaker 1: not quite luxury, is what I'm saying. Like you go 73 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:30,760 Speaker 1: to Pond Beach and go to the Breakers, it's not 74 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:34,600 Speaker 1: quiet luxury either. It's the most expensive, overpriced hotel room 75 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:37,480 Speaker 1: you've ever stayed at. I imagine the Plaza is probably 76 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 1: like that too. There's a hotel in Kapri called the Quisasana. 77 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:44,599 Speaker 1: It's the thing. There's a place in Sardinia, Colla de Volpe, 78 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: it's the thing. They have two other hotels, and their 79 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 1: third Sister and Brother hotel is also a thing, but 80 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 1: not quite as much as the thing there. Don't stay 81 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: when you're going away at the status symbol thing if 82 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: you don't want it to be overpriced and showy and 83 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: very touristy in that way, stay at the thing that's 84 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,400 Speaker 1: not the thing. Try that's the gift, to have that 85 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:12,159 Speaker 1: gift of finding the not thing that's still so stunning, 86 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,320 Speaker 1: And go visit the thing. Go have a drink at 87 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,000 Speaker 1: the thing, Go have one hundred and twenty five dollars 88 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: lobster roll at the thing, which I will never survive 89 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:20,520 Speaker 1: because I don't waste, I spend, I don't waste. But 90 00:05:20,640 --> 00:05:23,840 Speaker 1: it's not quiet luxury. So Sofia Richie, who had a 91 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:25,920 Speaker 1: beautiful wedding, is a beautiful girl, and I'm sure she's 92 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:31,080 Speaker 1: a wonderful person, and her wedding struck this chord and 93 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,480 Speaker 1: it's not quite it's not quitet luxury. It's loud, intentional, 94 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: muted luxury. And it's just it's the people are on 95 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:44,760 Speaker 1: TikTok thinking that they're watching and viewing Quiet Luxury because 96 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: they don't know because they haven't gone there. I've stayed there, 97 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,919 Speaker 1: I've visited there, and I've gone to so many other hotels, 98 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:52,640 Speaker 1: and I know what quiet Luxury is, and that ain't it. 99 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:08,080 Speaker 1: What's going on with Jonah Hill? So what's going on 100 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 1: with Jonah Hill? I don't know. There's an ex of his. 101 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,240 Speaker 1: Let me just tell you what I really think, which 102 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:16,560 Speaker 1: is shocking to you, I know. Okay, So Jonah Hill 103 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,200 Speaker 1: broke up with a girl who was with for a year. 104 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:20,719 Speaker 1: I think her name is Sarah Brady, and she's coming 105 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,800 Speaker 1: out and she's discussing that he emotionally abused her and 106 00:06:23,839 --> 00:06:28,560 Speaker 1: she's sharing texts. The Me Too movement changed the world. 107 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: I just watched the movie she said about using your voice, 108 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: and it changed the world. People all over the world 109 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 1: because of the Me Too movement opened their mouths. So 110 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,000 Speaker 1: know that I don't understand every aspect of this. I 111 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,920 Speaker 1: just have read some headlines and what people have said 112 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:50,599 Speaker 1: on social media. But this woman, Sarah Brady, is sharing texts, 113 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: So if she was abused, and it's something that can 114 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 1: help other people, and it's something that outs someone in 115 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 1: Hollywood that was being abusive, then I think it's useful. 116 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,800 Speaker 1: Where is that line? Where is that line? Because are 117 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:08,160 Speaker 1: you not going to share? Are you not going to 118 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,800 Speaker 1: text your partner thinking that one day that text could 119 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: be public. I'm sure there are texts that I've sent 120 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:18,720 Speaker 1: that if they were shown, I'd seem like a crazy person. 121 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:21,200 Speaker 1: And even and vice versa from Paul to me or 122 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,240 Speaker 1: anyone I've ever been in a relationship with. That's a 123 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 1: conversation that I want to discuss because one person will 124 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 1: say it's great that these texts are being shared because 125 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,040 Speaker 1: it could help other people, and its emotional abuse and 126 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:36,760 Speaker 1: no one should be protected, and use your voice on 127 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:40,440 Speaker 1: the other side of the coin sharing texts that you 128 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,640 Speaker 1: were in a relationship and now you're sharing those texts. 129 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,760 Speaker 1: Same thing with the Johnny Depp and Amber heard. It's 130 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 1: also scary, like you're hearing one side of it, and 131 00:07:49,080 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 1: we all thought that Johnny Depp was the villain until 132 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:56,520 Speaker 1: the court case. So I'm just advising people to just 133 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,480 Speaker 1: understand a whole story. And this is how much I 134 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: believe that I've met Jonah Hill. I was on the 135 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: Tonight Show with Jay Leno and he was the lead 136 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,120 Speaker 1: guest and I was the second guest. And he was 137 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:14,000 Speaker 1: a low grade dick. Like he was a low grade dick. 138 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:17,400 Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is like he acted 139 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 1: as if I was beneath him. He did not say 140 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:25,760 Speaker 1: anything outwardly offensive to me. He did not do anything 141 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:30,240 Speaker 1: outwardly offensive to me. He just was very better than 142 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:32,960 Speaker 1: and put upon by me saying hello to him. And 143 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:35,000 Speaker 1: he was a snob. He was up here and I 144 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:38,800 Speaker 1: was down there, and he made me feel belittled, and 145 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,120 Speaker 1: he made me feel like the nobody that I actually was. 146 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,200 Speaker 1: I could not believe that I was booked on jay Leno. Well. Still, 147 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,120 Speaker 1: I will never know how I got booked on there. 148 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:48,480 Speaker 1: I think I've been on there more than once. I 149 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,680 Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe the booker liked me, I don't know. 150 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:54,560 Speaker 1: But Jonah Hill was a star, and he was put 151 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:59,840 Speaker 1: upon better than and I felt small. And during that 152 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: same rain, I met Ricky Gervais at Ellen. He was 153 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: a doll. I met Seth Rogen at Ellen backstage, he 154 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: was a doll. I've met everybody up and down this highway. 155 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:15,960 Speaker 1: And Jonahill jumps off the page as someone who was 156 00:09:16,880 --> 00:09:21,440 Speaker 1: a low grade dick, but I don't know that every 157 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:25,760 Speaker 1: text he's ever sent to his ex should necessarily be shared. 158 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 1: I don't know enough about it, So you can come 159 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,960 Speaker 1: for me. I don't know enough about it. Also, him 160 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,400 Speaker 1: saying things about her posing in a bikini on Instagram 161 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:36,080 Speaker 1: and surfing with guys, I don't know what vacuum that's in. 162 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,600 Speaker 1: I could tell you this. If I started doing sexy 163 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:41,800 Speaker 1: bikini picks on Instagram, Paul would not enjoy that. If 164 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 1: I started surfing with male friends of mine that were straight, 165 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,680 Speaker 1: Paul would not enjoy that. So you can come for 166 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: us too. But things are in a vacuum and everybody's 167 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,400 Speaker 1: so quick to judge. And Johnny Depp was the villain 168 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,120 Speaker 1: in the story with Amber heard all that time till quirking, 169 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: then the pendulum SWUNGK. So I just want to say, 170 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:02,600 Speaker 1: I don't know, but something is fucking going on with 171 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 1: Jonah Hill, and it's not that fun for him. Also, 172 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,040 Speaker 1: any person who does a movie and then says they're 173 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,480 Speaker 1: not gonna outwardly promote it is also not a low 174 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:12,360 Speaker 1: grade dick. Is a high grade dick. You do a movie, 175 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,880 Speaker 1: you gotta go promote it. He just has a set 176 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,079 Speaker 1: of rules for himself. He doesn't. No one should ever 177 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:19,720 Speaker 1: mention his weight, positively or negatively, like you need a 178 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: whole fucking guide book just for Jonah Hill. So I 179 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:24,320 Speaker 1: don't know a thing. I know what I know, and 180 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:25,679 Speaker 1: I know what I said, and that's all that I know.