WEBVTT - Limp Dick 0:00:02.200 --> 0:00:05.680 If you thought four hours a day, minutes a week 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:09.200 was enough, I think again. He's the last remnants of 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.880 the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He treats 0:00:12.880 --> 0:00:15.760 crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the rich 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:19.799 pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of Hot 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:23.520 takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour with 0:00:23.760 --> 0:00:27.480 Ben Maller starts right now. That it does. We are 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:33.520 in the air everywhere as we fillibuster the podcast away 0:00:33.600 --> 0:00:36.160 here eight days a week, well not this week because 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:38.080 of the furlough, but normally eight days a week. This 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:40.880 is the Sunday show. There will be no radio show tonight. 0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:42.920 If you listen to this on Sunday, there is no 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.000 radio show. And well there'll be a show. I'm not 0:00:45.000 --> 0:00:48.720 gonna be hosting it because of Maya furlow. But we're 0:00:48.760 --> 0:00:51.959 here because four hours not enough on a typical night, 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.920 and a spinoff of the radio show. And over there 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:57.680 somebody not on the radio show because he can't work overnight. 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.440 He's west of the four oh five. David, guess yeah, 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:05.720 I refused to abdicate my my manhood to to call 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:11.080 you daddy. Um, I won't never, I will never ever 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:16.040 ever panned to you or the masses like that. Um, yeah, 0:01:16.120 --> 0:01:19.080 I'm still in contention for best filling, but it will 0:01:19.120 --> 0:01:21.960 not be for those reasons and those reasons alone. So 0:01:23.200 --> 0:01:25.600 um but yeah, Loud and Brown Backer in the studio 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:28.080 with you. You go from Benny Bride's side to to 0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:31.360 flow Benny. You're just adding another name onto, yes, to 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.479 the nickname collection list. That is right, adding a new 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:37.680 nick name here. So we had John Sterling on the 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.640 Friday A part. If you did not download that, I 0:01:40.720 --> 0:01:43.720 do recommend it. He was great, he was stuff thinking 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:46.280 about that. He's The stories he told were awesome. He's 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:48.320 a great story too. Obviously, he's been doing this forever 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:50.320 for his entire life. And we ran for I think 0:01:50.360 --> 0:01:52.920 thirty minutes on that one and didn't even get enough 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:56.440 questions in too to have him answer. Unfortunately. Yeah, there 0:01:56.480 --> 0:01:57.760 was like a bunch of other stuff. We should have 0:01:57.800 --> 0:01:59.640 him on again, but it's gonna be tough once baseball 0:01:59.640 --> 0:02:02.400 starts with to get him on because he'll be working 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:06.320 every day and I don't have time anyway. Uh So 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.680 we have on this party because we've got a big 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:11.040 mail bag. We can maybe do some Florida. Man, if 0:02:11.040 --> 0:02:14.120 you want and we have. Don't stick to sports stories 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.600 of the week, which is pretty much all we're doing now. 0:02:16.680 --> 0:02:18.400 You want to start with don't stick to sports stories 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:19.679 of the week. You wanna start with that Before we 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.119 actually start with that, let's let's thank the masses guest 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:25.720 on again. The podcast reviews have been good. We actually 0:02:25.760 --> 0:02:29.800 got a little publicity for the podcast promotion. Yeah, which 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.520 is cool. I was shocked. I I woke up one 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:36.440 morning and took a snapshot photo of podcasts that are 0:02:36.520 --> 0:02:39.800 are trending in the uh, the sports landscape and the 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:43.799 most popular popcast podcasts. Excuse me that we're we're in 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:45.799 there for sports related to include the Fifth Out with 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:49.640 Ben Miller on on Apple iTunes front and center. Awesome. 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.520 You didn't have to scroll down or anything like that. 0:02:52.760 --> 0:02:56.760 There are twelve billion podcasts and ours was featured near 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.680 the front. That's pretty cool. That is nice. And of 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:00.960 course it helps you get people that review it, comment 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:04.079 on it, and then participating any of the comments for 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:07.520 the podcast, which is huge. So we're all over the 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:09.640 place man, loud and proud, and of course can't do 0:03:09.680 --> 0:03:13.960 it without the other listeners out there. Absolutely absolutely all right, 0:03:14.080 --> 0:03:17.200 So where should we say Florida man, or you want 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:18.920 to start with, don't stick to sport. You got the 0:03:18.960 --> 0:03:21.239 itch for Florida man. I think the last couple of 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.200 weeks we've had naked men and women on Florida man. 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:26.080 So what do we got now? All right, so we 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.280 have I don't know if we can play this audio 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:30.560 or not. I'm putting on the spot. But there was 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:35.800 a viral video of a woman and says she wasn't 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:39.680 just one woman, like several women at this city council 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:45.280 meeting in Florida somewhere. And this woman started raging and 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:49.960 she went on this this rant that just freestyle and 0:03:50.320 --> 0:03:56.240 just freestyling and just unloting. She she was like calling 0:03:56.400 --> 0:04:02.360 the politicians the devil. She mentioned Bill Gates and uh, 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:07.960 deep state pedophiles. Hillary Clinton like, oh this wild wild 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:12.800 stuff you just coming for you. Yeah, ratitat tat, ratitat tat. 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:15.680 It was. It was pretty pretty impressive. But the thing 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:18.080 about this, so I've seen enough of these highlights from 0:04:18.120 --> 0:04:21.680 city council meetings, like these politicians are just soulless. They 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:24.240 don't pay any attention. You go to a city council 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:26.360 meeting and you read the riot Act here, I used 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.560 to read the riot active these these the city council 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.560 and I've been listening, all right, thank you, you're a 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:35.960 lot of time is up next. It's like just completely lifeless, 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:39.440 just their obligation passing on through. Yeah, but yet people 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.560 still do it because I guess it's it's therapeutic to 0:04:41.720 --> 0:04:43.720 go and rant at the politicians even though they're not 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.120 gonna do anything unless they're they're getting their backscratched via 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.920 outside influences. But that Florida woman, I guess we don't 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:51.800 have we can't play it. But it's if you haven't seen, 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:54.240 it's got like seven million views or something like that 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:57.839 on social media. It's been been pretty big. Speaking of 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:01.040 Florida woman, this is about Florida. This is about Florida woman. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.799 How about this about goats? A Florida woman has filed 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:08.880 a lawsuit against her neighbor, seeking either a paternity test 0:05:09.440 --> 0:05:15.480 on her goats or a refund. Apparently there's some debate 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:18.440 about the genetics of a goat. I would I wonder 0:05:18.480 --> 0:05:20.360 what the retail price of a goat is. I wonder 0:05:20.440 --> 0:05:24.400 what she's looking for in compensation. Yeah, I know that racehorses. 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:27.200 That when the Kentucky Derby go to stud but goats 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:32.200 the same same thing for the goats. Is that Yeah, 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:34.320 that's a hell of a question. Be sure to catch 0:05:34.400 --> 0:05:37.039 live editions of The Ben Maller Show weekdays at two 0:05:37.040 --> 0:05:40.919 am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on Fox Sports Radio and 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:43.240 the I Heart Radio app. Oh here's a good one. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.520 Florida Man is our last floor. I don't have a 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.400 few of them out. Florida man reportedly stole, crashed, and 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:52.360 then abandoned a yacht, but not just any yacht, a 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:55.080 yacht worth almost a million dollars. And this happened back 0:05:55.120 --> 0:05:58.440 in March. The guy was able to avoid the police 0:05:58.480 --> 0:06:02.279 for three months. He finally got arrest did recently and 0:06:02.520 --> 0:06:06.080 the guy he's twenty eight years old. He stole the 0:06:06.120 --> 0:06:08.719 boat from a dock in St. Petersburg, Florida, and then 0:06:08.839 --> 0:06:13.800 left it after crashing it into a channel marker pilling. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:18.080 According to the Sheriff's office, the boat then drifted into 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:22.360 a nearby oyster bed and it was discovered by local 0:06:22.400 --> 0:06:25.760 deputies there and they were able to identify this guy 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:29.640 because you know, not the brightest guy he is. Fingerprints 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:34.000 were on the cabin door so and he he was 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.080 charged to check this out. He was charged with grand 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:40.800 theft vessel for the joy ride and faces up to 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:46.479 thirty years in prison. And the yacht that was stolen 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:49.760 to forty six ft long, one of those luxury yachts 0:06:49.760 --> 0:06:55.000 worth nine hundred thousand dollars. About that. That is good. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.160 If you're gonna joy ride, Miles will knock it out 0:06:57.160 --> 0:07:01.479 of the park. It's better than stealing a plastic boat, 0:07:01.520 --> 0:07:05.279 you know, those plastic blow up things. And anyway, all right, 0:07:05.320 --> 0:07:06.920 so that's Florida. Man, what do we have? We have 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:12.520 those sports? Yeah? How about this? Doctors in Cambodia had 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:14.560 to perform a little surgery on an older man Ben. 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:18.160 They removed a leech that was stuck in him. It 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:22.520 got through his crank and it sucked out a pint 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:25.800 of blood from him while it was inside of him, 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.640 A pint of blood as it entered through your crank. 0:07:29.080 --> 0:07:34.880 Can you imagine that? So is uh moneymaker? Is Johnson? Yeah? 0:07:35.440 --> 0:07:38.560 The big Sausage, Yeah, the Bigs, the big Sausage. But 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:41.720 it became bigger because he had a leech in it. Wow, 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:47.800 when are you going to Cambodia seeing the photo? Oh 0:07:47.800 --> 0:07:52.920 my god, yeah, Oh my god. The The Daily Oh 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:56.680 my god, be sure to catch live editions of the 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.800 Ben Maller Show weekdays at two a m. Eastern eleven pm. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:04.520 Sipping you get a chance that's that is a WinCE 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.760 situations in the Daily Mail. Go to the Daily Mail 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:13.560 and type in leech bladder swam up his penis. Oh 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:19.240 my god, that is out of a horror movie. So 0:08:19.360 --> 0:08:24.720 we go from Cambodi. All right, inside, you gonna call 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:28.640 that a hole in one, right, But I'm bumped there, man, 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:31.440 how about this in the United States, we want to 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.400 do something a little bit different with our doctors. Ben 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:36.839 Dancing with the Stars wants to bring in a new crew. 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:42.760 Can you guess which professional now is among the contestants 0:08:42.760 --> 0:08:44.760 that will be on or wants to be approached on 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:48.400 Dancing with the Stars. All right, so they've done politicians, 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:52.120 they've done comedians, athletes, They've done a lot of athletes there. 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:54.880 So this has to be something outside the box. But 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:58.280 it's got to be something of celebrity though, right, because yeah, 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:02.520 trying to think they've done magicians, they've done I'm trying 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:04.920 to think what other branches dancers. Obviously wouldn't matter her 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:06.640 dances a dance show. I don't know what is it? 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:11.640 It is none other than doctor Anthony Faucci. Oh really, 0:09:12.120 --> 0:09:17.000 oh wow? We ru when Trump's guy? What it was 0:09:17.280 --> 0:09:22.280 white house speakers? He did it? No, it was the 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:28.079 redheaded guy, chubby redheaded guy. Oh um, yeah, forget his name? 0:09:28.160 --> 0:09:30.840 How soon we forget? Yeah? I didn't he go on there? 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:33.920 I think he did. He did, He was not. It 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.040 was not well received. But I know exactly what you're 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.880 talking about. Just come to my mind. Um. But but yeah, 0:09:40.000 --> 0:09:42.960 so now we got Now we got Dr Anthony Faucci 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.959 potentially going on Dancing with the Stars. Now, is he 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:48.240 gonna wear a mask or not a mask? No? I 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:52.400 think he's gonna go. I think he'll take some caloric 0:09:52.440 --> 0:09:56.719 quinn before he goes on on stage. So he allowed. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:00.280 Isn't he supposed to be running the pandemic make it 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.640 all that? Well? Yeah, of course, but this will be 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.320 after he's done. This will be after the pandemic ends, 0:10:05.440 --> 0:10:09.120 if it ever ends. Yeah, I think I think with 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:13.360 with good reason, right, or maybe he does. What can 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:16.280 you do that would require six ft of separation on 0:10:16.360 --> 0:10:18.280 the dance? I mean, obviously you can't do the waltz, 0:10:19.000 --> 0:10:21.080 but you can't be making any kind of contact with 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:22.920 the with your partners. So how do you go well? 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.319 When I was dancing when I was younger. Women, when 0:10:26.480 --> 0:10:29.040 you get morbidly obese and you don't have anyone around you, 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.680 they don't want to dance near you. So that's my advice. 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:36.520 That is some nickel dime advice. There. Just just become 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:40.000 a big fat tubago and then no one will want 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:42.240 to no one will want to be around you at all. 0:10:42.320 --> 0:10:45.520 Are you trying to say that you never you never 0:10:47.600 --> 0:10:52.400 did the jitterbug in the day? Yeah? No, I mean, 0:10:52.520 --> 0:10:54.520 my wife's dragging on the dance floor a few times, 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:57.000 but I didn't when I was younger, I did not 0:10:57.400 --> 0:11:02.360 do the boogie woogie. Did not. Well. At least it 0:11:02.400 --> 0:11:04.600 will see at least you have a good partner in crime. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.800 Now that'll bring you out of your your comfort zone. 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:11.000 Now I can do the choo or the Charleston or yeah, 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.800 and now and the next thing, we do you do 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:15.480 any of that? Now? Do you do any of that 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:18.480 in public? Now? That's the question. I know you guys 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:20.840 so much alcohol I've had. If I know anyone in 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:24.240 the room that'll take photos and shame me forever on 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.160 social media. I knew. When I was a kid, the 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:27.960 only dance I did was we go to the skating 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:30.720 rink and they did the hokey pokey put your right 0:11:30.800 --> 0:11:32.920 foot in, you take your right foot out, you put 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:34.880 your right foot in, and you shake it all about 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.640 and do you do the hokey poke Yeah, and you 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.959 turn yourself around. And that's what it's all about. I 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:43.320 know that this is uh. I know this is not 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:47.720 a surprise to you, but Walt Disney Company announced earlier 0:11:47.760 --> 0:11:52.280 this week that Splash Mountains gonna be changing things around 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:54.880 a little bit. They have a song associated with it 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:58.719 for the nineteen six films, Song of the South. That's 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:01.440 a great song, it is, but they're now really dude, 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:05.000 does it pitty day? Yeah, my, oh my on a 0:12:05.040 --> 0:12:08.440 wonderful day. Well they're now taking that out, So yeah, 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.160 it's gonna be the ride itself. Will be rebranding some 0:12:11.280 --> 0:12:13.080 rap music in there instead. What are they gonna do? 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:16.200 I don't know. It will be something anti police, I'm sure, yes, 0:12:16.600 --> 0:12:21.040 police suck. You're all racist? And uh, and here's a waterfall. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.839 Do you think we're gonna do that with uh? I 0:12:25.880 --> 0:12:28.920 mean we've already done it with with college athletics. But 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.680 do we just run the full gamut of professional and 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:37.240 amateur sports teams that have to rebrand themselves. Yeah, well again, 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:39.520 this is something I was ahead of my time on. 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:43.920 I am pat myself on the back like paddle Bryan would, Um, 0:12:43.960 --> 0:12:45.520 we should get pattle Brian on the pie. Did you 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:47.920 think you would do it? Oh? Yeah, of course, I 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:50.040 think it would be more fitting I do that video 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:52.840 style though. Could you imagine like what he's doing behind 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.320 the scenes. Oh yeah, p that's that's out there. But 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:58.840 I'll get pets number. I can get him. Um. Anyway, 0:12:59.480 --> 0:13:01.640 what was it ution? I completely forgot. I got distracted 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:05.920 by pedal Brown. Oh yeah, well yeah, I was ahead 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:07.240 of my time on this because I used to do 0:13:07.320 --> 0:13:10.679 rants like ten, twelve, thirteen years ago that everything is offensive, 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.760 and I would do a bit where people would call 0:13:13.920 --> 0:13:16.800 up and try to stump me, you know, it stumped 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:20.319 the mallard, Well that's not offensive, and they'd call up 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:23.480 with these these things, which they were like, wow, come on, 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:29.280 you know you you cannot possibly find this innocuous team 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:32.640 name the Browns offended, you know, offensive or something like that. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.560 It's just the color brown. It was actually named after 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:37.080 a guy, but I was like, no, no, some people 0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:41.600 use that as a you know, racist turn you go, 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.800 you go down. And animals obviously is easy because animal 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:48.680 rights wackos get very upset by that. And there's literally nothing, 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:51.960 there is nothing that can be named. Somebody who said 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:54.959 that the biggest one, the most harmless one, was the jets, 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:58.640 But that's objectionable to people that think jets are ruining 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:02.400 the environment, right, and that the chem trails and all 0:14:02.400 --> 0:14:05.360 the stuff coming out of jets, that's that's had really offensive. 0:14:05.960 --> 0:14:08.679 The Notre Dame fighting, Irish, the fighting a lion I 0:14:08.800 --> 0:14:16.040 of Illinois, terrible fighting, endorsing violence, endorsing violence. The wolverine, 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.079 how about the wolverine? Ho how many people have died 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:21.080 because of wolverines over the yse What about their ancestors 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.240 to their lives? Not matter what about them? Come on, 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:28.360 please go down the list. I mean, we can't report 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:30.560 the facts anymore and say that it's black and white 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:34.360 that could be. Can't do that, that's right? Uh. The 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:37.400 lakers offensive. People have died in a lot of accidents 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:40.320 at lakes and it's you know, people get skin cancer 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.360 from laying out in the sun by the lake. They 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:46.880 die boating accidents of the Lake Dead and the Lakers 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:51.000 are mocking that the Lakers are mocking people's pain must 0:14:51.040 --> 0:14:54.520 be canceled. I'm hurt. Cancel it, please cancel it? Can 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:57.440 you cancel the Laker name? Well, we got the Tomahawk 0:14:57.520 --> 0:15:03.720 chop canceled in Atlantis. Since there's no no, no, be 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.240 sure to catch live edition. So the Ben Maller Show 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:09.560 weekdays at two am Eastern eleven p m. Pacific. How 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:13.280 about this? Uh? In? In the UK, a company, now 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:18.480 a plastics company, has developed a personal mobile plastic shield 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:23.000 for use by the general public. Um. Ben. Basically, this 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.840 is almost a full blown tube that's on top of 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:28.240 your head. It is like a It is like a 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:32.800 clear transparent trash can that you're wearing over your head 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:36.560 and over the top of your shoulders as uh as 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:38.800 a ppe device for you. Would you be down to 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:44.360 wear that? Uh? No, I'm I'm I'm good. I don't 0:15:44.400 --> 0:15:48.120 know you your styler guest gun gonna sign up for that? 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.200 That sounds like something west of the four oh five 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.400 that you'd be down with, no, no chance in hell. 0:15:53.120 --> 0:15:56.600 It's how about this? Um? Do you remember that Wendy's 0:15:56.960 --> 0:16:00.880 that was burned down in Atlanta. Yes, yeah, that's not 0:16:00.920 --> 0:16:04.120 how I remember my Wendy's experience. But yeah, he gone. 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.800 Good news. The woman that was accused of setting fire 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:10.840 to that Wendy's, she's been sent home. She's been ordered 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:13.240 to wear an ankle monitor and just remain on a 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.320 house arrest and stay off social media right now, and 0:16:16.360 --> 0:16:21.280 due to the coronavirus outbreak. Really, yeah, that's nice. So 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:23.560 you're allowed to torch a Wendy's you get a thing 0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:26.840 on your ankle? How that works? Molok top cocktail into 0:16:26.840 --> 0:16:29.400 a police cruiser in New York. You're gonna go as 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.480 long as you're an attorney or very lady like. I 0:16:31.480 --> 0:16:34.640 gotta tell you that, I'm all for equality. Women are 0:16:34.640 --> 0:16:39.080 just as capable of torching and vandalizing and pillaging as man, 0:16:39.280 --> 0:16:41.640 So good for the ladies. Rule a lot. I'm a woman, 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:46.720 hear me, roar or burn you. Rule a lot only 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:48.360 applies if you're going to church. You're going to the 0:16:48.360 --> 0:16:50.040 park with your kids. Are out here in Los Angeles. 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:51.680 If you go to you can't say church. They're trying 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:54.440 to cancer religion. Guess you can't do that. Religion is bad, 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:57.600 My bad, my bad, my bad. Don't Mark because the 0:16:57.640 --> 0:17:00.320 Marxists don't like religion. Right, my wrong on this read 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:04.240 that when I was a kid that Marxist don't like religious. Um, 0:17:04.320 --> 0:17:06.040 so we're we're done with that. But I have a 0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:07.639 couple of stories that, yeah, I sent to you, but 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:11.120 apparently he didn't see. How about this Pakistan and I've 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:14.840 never been to Pakistan. I actually met a senior political 0:17:14.880 --> 0:17:17.520 figure from Pakistan when I was in Boston that was 0:17:17.560 --> 0:17:19.919 in line at a pizza place, and he had a 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:24.359 Pakistanian flag on his shirt and I asked him, I said, 0:17:24.440 --> 0:17:26.320 what what is that? I didn't know, I didn't know 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:28.520 what country was. I am very naively asked him, and 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:29.959 he told me he was a very nice man, very 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:34.000 polite man from Pakistan, and he was traveling to negotiate 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.960 deals because a lot of the banks are headquartered in Boston. 0:17:37.760 --> 0:17:40.080 And he said he comes. He would come to America, 0:17:40.280 --> 0:17:43.040 as I remember the story, he would come several times 0:17:43.040 --> 0:17:45.960 a year and he would do like the I nine quarter. 0:17:46.080 --> 0:17:49.040 He'd go to Boston worked the banks. He'd go down 0:17:49.040 --> 0:17:51.640 to Wall Street to butter the biscuits of Wall Street, 0:17:51.640 --> 0:17:53.600 and then he'd go to d C for the politicians. 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:56.399 Do you do the I nine quarter? And but a 0:17:56.520 --> 0:17:59.080 very nice guy. He was, you know, big, big smile 0:17:59.160 --> 0:18:01.359 and nice and told some good stories there while we 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:05.080 were wait in line at Regina Pizza, which is appropriately 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:09.520 named not after that listener in in in Minnesota. But anyway, 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:13.640 so it's a Pakistan story. Almost one in three pilots 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:15.879 almost that's a weel word. But one in three pilots 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:23.439 in Pakistan have fake licenses, but they're flying playing what 0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:28.159 could possibly man? That's good. Remember there's a guy you 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:30.240 probably don't know before your tip. Stun Nahan was his 0:18:30.280 --> 0:18:32.520 famous you know, all right? Stu was like a famous 0:18:32.640 --> 0:18:37.600 l a sportscaster. He was also in Rocky four, Yes, 0:18:37.720 --> 0:18:40.359 and was he in Fast Times that Ridgemont High? Was 0:18:40.359 --> 0:18:42.760 he in that also? I think he might have been, 0:18:43.080 --> 0:18:45.720 But anyway, it doesn't matter. So Stu was a friend, 0:18:46.520 --> 0:18:48.480 milder friend. I knew him a little bit when I 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:50.040 first started. He had been in the business for I 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:53.119 watched him on television as a kid, and Stu in 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:56.080 the dining room at Dodger Stadium would regale us with 0:18:56.119 --> 0:18:58.119 stories because he was a pilot and he was always 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:01.080 trying to convince people to fly and I remember he 0:19:01.200 --> 0:19:03.480 talked to these other the writers and the media guys, 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:04.919 and I don't want to fly. You know, it's not 0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:07.320 safe and all that. I don't want to fly, and 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:09.439 uh and Stu had this great line is listen, the 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:11.199 only time it's dangerous is when you take off in 0:19:11.200 --> 0:19:13.800 your land. When you're flying. It's once you get in 0:19:13.840 --> 0:19:15.800 the sky, you're it was gonna this whole ran. It 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:20.080 was hilarious. The only time it's dangerous when you take off, 0:19:20.480 --> 0:19:24.960 the rest of it's okay. Yeah, I was. I was. 0:19:25.080 --> 0:19:27.159 I was talking to my dad about this because we 0:19:27.160 --> 0:19:30.880 were watching some behind the scenes footage from the original 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:35.120 Top Gun and so Jerry Bruckheimer and Don Simpson obviously 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:37.040 were the guys behind all of this, and they were 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:40.800 talking about the partnership with with with our military and 0:19:40.800 --> 0:19:43.320 our government on how to make this thing happen. But 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:46.160 I'm fascinated to know now that there are certain points 0:19:46.200 --> 0:19:49.120 because they were talking about how Tom Cruise and all 0:19:49.119 --> 0:19:51.560 the other actors that were in this they would go 0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:54.080 up and immediately they'd be sick to their stomach, and 0:19:54.119 --> 0:19:57.359 that's obviously because of the force behind the way they 0:19:57.359 --> 0:19:59.439 were flying and the tubes in your ears. Obviously you're 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:01.480 getting thrown all the way around. It makes you nauseous 0:20:01.520 --> 0:20:03.359 and want to throw up. But he said that planes 0:20:03.440 --> 0:20:07.360 now in certain instances, um, they can sense that when 0:20:07.359 --> 0:20:10.919 a pilot blacks out or passes out, that the planes 0:20:10.920 --> 0:20:14.679 will just fly themselves, which is really Yeah, it's just 0:20:14.840 --> 0:20:18.520 it's fascinating to me. Obviously, uh, you know, with modern 0:20:18.600 --> 0:20:21.439 day technology and whatnot. But yeah, I mean you have 0:20:21.600 --> 0:20:25.360 to become so in tune physically with the way that 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:28.479 the force and the torque from the plane and obviously 0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:31.360 the velocity, but it's just the it's the little it's 0:20:31.400 --> 0:20:34.920 your the tubes and your ears, and in the way 0:20:34.960 --> 0:20:38.840 that it's it catches your senses. It uh, it costs you. 0:20:38.880 --> 0:20:41.320 I mean, it's like vertigo right where you're when you're 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:43.920 losing your equilibrium. It's the same thing when you're when 0:20:43.960 --> 0:20:46.399 you're a pilot and you're flying, you have that that 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:49.280 g force that's behind you. You've got to become acqulimated 0:20:49.320 --> 0:20:52.480 to it physically or otherwise you're you're knocked out, you know. 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:55.440 Anytime I hear, well, not anytime I don't usually hear 0:20:55.480 --> 0:20:57.600 what you just said about the planes that will fly themselves. 0:20:57.600 --> 0:21:00.639 I'm reminded. I was on the radio local radio and 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:02.560 l A, the Bet and Dave show mid days in 0:21:02.640 --> 0:21:05.800 Los Angeles, higher higher rated than any of the midday 0:21:05.840 --> 0:21:07.399 shows on in l A. Right now, how about that? 0:21:07.440 --> 0:21:09.920 Put that in your pipe and smoking. But anyway, so 0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:13.560 Payne Stewart, we were on the air, remember that Payne 0:21:13.600 --> 0:21:18.720 Stewart story. Guess he was He had won a bunch 0:21:18.800 --> 0:21:23.840 of PGA tour events and his plane was floating. It 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:26.800 was the uh when they say it like boats that 0:21:26.880 --> 0:21:28.960 don't have ghost ships, you know, they say that it 0:21:29.080 --> 0:21:32.040 was a ghost plane. Yeah where I mean people were there, 0:21:32.040 --> 0:21:33.840 but they weren't. I guess it passed out and the 0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:36.399 plane just kept flying until it ran out of gas 0:21:36.400 --> 0:21:40.359 and it crashed in the in the hills around South Dakota. 0:21:40.880 --> 0:21:44.720 And uh, it's just it's crazy. You know. ESPN did 0:21:44.760 --> 0:21:47.120 this I think two weeks ago or three weeks ago, 0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:52.560