1 00:00:00,920 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to another episode of Father Knows Less. 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:05,080 Speaker 1: I'm the father I know Less. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:06,920 Speaker 2: I'm Bobby. 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: However you're hearing or watching this, it's just me in 5 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: a room, sitting here looking at notes that I've taken 6 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:15,480 Speaker 1: over the past. It looks like now about two and 7 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 1: after three weeks. So this is a different kind of 8 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,840 Speaker 1: show for me because I literally just keep notes of 9 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,840 Speaker 1: things that come to mind inside my notes app and 10 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: then when I hit about seven, I go, hey, we 11 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: should record another one. Or if I have a friend 12 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Speaker 1: that is having a baby or had a baby, or 13 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: knows a baby or is a baby, I'm like, hey, 14 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,639 Speaker 1: why don't you stop in and let's talk about it. 15 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: So that's where we are as of today. I just 16 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,160 Speaker 1: had two months. Baby's two months old, which is pretty cool, 17 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 1: pretty crazy. She got a lot of hair, She pretty 18 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:50,600 Speaker 1: much got her rhythms down. But we're definitely in the 19 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:54,600 Speaker 1: stage now of and Caitlin more than me, of just 20 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:59,440 Speaker 1: being tired. As just a baseline, we don't have a 21 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: nanny or any thing, but can you have a nanny 22 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 1: for a newborn? Because like, what even would you do 23 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 1: as a nanny for a newborn? And I know that 24 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,759 Speaker 1: people probably have them. I wish we had two right now, 25 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: to be honest with you, but I don't think there 26 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:18,319 Speaker 1: would be enough time because my wife loves being with 27 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: our baby like all the time, and so if you 28 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,279 Speaker 1: had a newborn, especially your first one, it'd be weird. 29 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,680 Speaker 1: Like it might be nice for like a little bit 30 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 1: of rest, But I think it would be weird for 31 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:31,080 Speaker 1: us to have a nanny because I don't think that 32 00:01:31,120 --> 00:01:34,080 Speaker 1: my wife would want time for the nanny right now. 33 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 1: That could change. Hey, you hit me up in six months, 34 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,080 Speaker 1: I may tell you we have three nannies. I have 35 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:42,280 Speaker 1: no idea what's going on, but yeah, newborn and a 36 00:01:42,360 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: nanny kind of feels not wrong or anything. But I 37 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 1: don't know where we would use it. I guess if 38 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: I don't know, I've just reading this Nick Cannon story 39 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: about him and he has twelve kids, right, and so 40 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 1: they just announced this documentary series about him, and he 41 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,720 Speaker 1: has twelve kids with six different moms. Now, he's got 42 00:02:05,760 --> 00:02:09,280 Speaker 1: to have a lot of nannies, I would assume also, 43 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: like I feel like at times I don't do a 44 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: great job of being there with my wife all the time, 45 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,280 Speaker 1: and that's just because of my job, right so I'll 46 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:23,079 Speaker 1: go into the morning. I'll wake up at three forty 47 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: anywhere from three forty five to four to fifteen normally, 48 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: sometimes a little earlier if I'm not sleeping at all, 49 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 1: Definitely sometimes a little later. If I'm going to work 50 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,120 Speaker 1: from home, which maybe I do about once a week. 51 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: It's much easier to work from home because I can 52 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: just walk one hundred feet, so that usually gives me 53 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,720 Speaker 1: about twenty minutes extra to sleep. But that being said, 54 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 1: with all the time that I'm at work, driving to 55 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,919 Speaker 1: and from work, going back to work in the afternoon 56 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:52,160 Speaker 1: to do different bobbycast stuff for sports show stuff. If 57 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 1: I do decide to work out like I'm there for 58 00:02:55,600 --> 00:03:00,440 Speaker 1: my wife. But even if I'm making an app solute 59 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,920 Speaker 1: effort to get there, in between, I still feel like 60 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,720 Speaker 1: I'm not doing enough to help. And I don't know 61 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,320 Speaker 1: if it'll ever reach a point where it's like I 62 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: feel great about how much I'm able to help, but 63 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 1: I don't feel like even with me being there for 64 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: hours in the day every day, I'm doing enough to help. 65 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: How in the world can Nick Cannon, who has twelve 66 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:21,200 Speaker 1: kids with six different moms, be there unless they all 67 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,720 Speaker 1: like live right next door to each other. I mean, 68 00:03:22,800 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: is that's the movie? You move them all in six 69 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:28,240 Speaker 1: houses right next door to each other, and I'm sure 70 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: they've got to figure it out. But man, I feel 71 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,520 Speaker 1: like I'm not there enough with one baby. How the 72 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 1: crap does he do it with twelve kids and six parents? 73 00:03:40,360 --> 00:03:42,600 Speaker 1: That is a lot of postpartum, especially if they've had 74 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: those babies near each other. So that series is coming 75 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:49,280 Speaker 1: down on Netflix, which is crazy. It says from million 76 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:52,720 Speaker 1: dollar meetings to midnight diaper runs, he ain't doing no 77 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 1: diver runs. If you're having a lot of million dollar meetings, 78 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:59,440 Speaker 1: you ain't doing a lot of diver runs, especially if 79 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:04,640 Speaker 1: you have six moms and twelve kids. No shame, do 80 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:07,760 Speaker 1: what's good for you. But I wonder if he feels 81 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: like I feel because I got one kid and I 82 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:13,160 Speaker 1: feel like I'm not there enough. He's got twelve. That 83 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: is wild. So I just saw that coming in. I 84 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:20,200 Speaker 1: was just thinking about nannies because it'd be cool to 85 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:23,080 Speaker 1: have one, I thought, But then I also thought, I 86 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,000 Speaker 1: don't know that we would use it all the time 87 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: or much right now, because my wife just loves or 88 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 1: it drives her crazy when the baby's not near and 89 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: then I saw the Nick Cannon story and I was like, dude, 90 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:35,880 Speaker 1: how many nanny's does he have? He's got to have 91 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:39,440 Speaker 1: a ton. So here we are, Uh, let's go with 92 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:42,719 Speaker 1: some notes that I have here. I didn't mention that 93 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:45,640 Speaker 1: I bought something called the Tiny Traveler. Now I've never 94 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:52,159 Speaker 1: been paid any money by any baby business. Big Baby 95 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: money is not coming to this podcast, so there's no 96 00:04:56,040 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: money from Big Baby coming at all. Any Traveler is good. 97 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:03,040 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the best. I can look 98 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: up reviews, I guess. I literally went to Amazon said 99 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: baby cameras, and it was one that was not the 100 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:18,200 Speaker 1: most expensive, but it wasn't the cheapest and it had 101 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,719 Speaker 1: pretty good reviews. Maybe not the best, but not the worst. 102 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,560 Speaker 1: So I bought that one. And it's great. I don't 103 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: know what other cameras do. It's great. It does this 104 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: thing where at the end, whenever you're turning your car off, 105 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 1: it goes ding doom, doing doing, and then it shows 106 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,279 Speaker 1: you a picture of another baby that's not your own baby. 107 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,200 Speaker 1: So that freaks me out a little bit every time. 108 00:05:35,320 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: And the reason it shows you that picture is to 109 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,280 Speaker 1: remind you that there's a baby in the back, which 110 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: is odd. They probably should just get let you upload 111 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,560 Speaker 1: a picture of your own baby, because a lot of 112 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,919 Speaker 1: times I'm getting out of my my SUV and I 113 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,200 Speaker 1: got an Asian baby back there, and I'm like, but 114 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:52,520 Speaker 1: it reminds me that there's baby back there. But I've 115 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:55,600 Speaker 1: never actually left the baby back there in that seat. 116 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,280 Speaker 1: But it is good. The camera is good. I'm sure 117 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:02,800 Speaker 1: there are better they're worse. But the tiny Traveler has 118 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:05,560 Speaker 1: been a good addition to both of our cars because 119 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: my wife and I both have them in ours now. 120 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,520 Speaker 1: It doesn't take up too much space either on the 121 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:16,320 Speaker 1: front windshield, which is something I worried about. Small it's 122 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 1: underneath the rear view. There's a tiny cable that runs through. 123 00:06:21,839 --> 00:06:23,520 Speaker 1: It's not really in the way. It's not large, so 124 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 1: I give it a solid as I did see a 125 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:29,000 Speaker 1: jeep this morning as I was driving into work. Because 126 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Speaker 1: now that I have one of these, I often look 127 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,360 Speaker 1: in other cars to see if they have any sort 128 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,720 Speaker 1: of baby monitor. But I was thinking this morning when 129 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:38,040 Speaker 1: I was staring inside of a jeep all creepily. This 130 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: jeep had so many ducks on the front dash. There's 131 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:46,680 Speaker 1: no way that's safe because you turn a curve a 132 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:50,680 Speaker 1: little hard. All those ducks now into the floorboard underneath 133 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:53,400 Speaker 1: your gas pedal, underneath your brake. Now you can't stop. 134 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: Now the car is going and you can't stop because 135 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: you got a freaking duck underneath your brake pedal. All 136 00:06:57,720 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: of a sudden, there's a mom with a oh well 137 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,200 Speaker 1: with four orphan children up there that she's just taken 138 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:03,520 Speaker 1: in for the day to make sure they can get 139 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:05,560 Speaker 1: some food. You can't stop all of a sudden boom 140 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,839 Speaker 1: plow into them all because you get too many ducks 141 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: on your jeep. If I were a police officer, I 142 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:13,680 Speaker 1: would look for reason to pull them over. I think 143 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: that's a ticket. I think if you have more than 144 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: ten ducks on the dash of your jeep, that's a 145 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,440 Speaker 1: ticket because that is extremely unsafe. Now, I was only 146 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: staring at a jeep because I was looking for baby monitors. 147 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:27,160 Speaker 1: But I made that note. Too many ducks in jeeps 148 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:32,280 Speaker 1: are unsafe. It's note number one, next one up. Something 149 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,600 Speaker 1: else that I've realized is that when the baby cries, 150 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:42,480 Speaker 1: it affects Caitlin and myself wholly differently. When our baby cries, 151 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:48,480 Speaker 1: I feel like it physically hurts my wife her goal 152 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: when the baby cries is to figure out why as 153 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:58,960 Speaker 1: fast as possible. Hungry, sleepy, physical pain. Who knows she 154 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,440 Speaker 1: wants to figure it out, out, identify the problem, fix 155 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,120 Speaker 1: it as fast as she can, and once the baby 156 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:10,320 Speaker 1: stops crying, she feels better. And I don't mean for 157 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,320 Speaker 1: this to sound bad, but when the baby cries, it 158 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 1: doesn't bother me that much. So when the baby cries, 159 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 1: a little bit of me goes. That's adversity, kid, Time 160 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: to live with it. Now, if the baby is in 161 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,360 Speaker 1: physical pain, I don't want that to happen. But if 162 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: she's sleepy and she's crying and she won't go down, 163 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,640 Speaker 1: I don't mind taking her at all. If she's just 164 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,840 Speaker 1: so bussy, I don't mind taking her, going to walk 165 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,600 Speaker 1: with her. She can scream my ear all day because 166 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,439 Speaker 1: it doesn't physically hurt me. Now, I love her and 167 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 1: I don't want her to cry. But it really bothers 168 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 1: my wife when the baby cries. I don't like it 169 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,800 Speaker 1: because I don't want something I love to be going 170 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: through any sort of struggle. But it really does not 171 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,800 Speaker 1: affect me in a way that it affects my wife. 172 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 1: And I'm sure there's some biological reasons to that, Probably 173 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,680 Speaker 1: because that baby was inside of her body and ripped 174 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,000 Speaker 1: out of her vagina. I think that's probably a big 175 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,080 Speaker 1: part of it. It did not come out of my 176 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: vagina at all. So if the baby is tired, hungry, 177 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:11,680 Speaker 1: we can identify and fix. But if she's crying and 178 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,480 Speaker 1: there's really nothing we can do except wade out the 179 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 1: hard crying, I usually take the baby because it hasn't 180 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,360 Speaker 1: bother me that much. Sound like a jork thing to say. 181 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:21,480 Speaker 1: I don't want her to cry. I love her, just 182 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,600 Speaker 1: doesn't bother me the same as my wife. I've noticed 183 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: that after the last week and a half or so. 184 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:30,079 Speaker 1: Another thing I'd like to bring up shout out to 185 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,400 Speaker 1: everybody who's been getting people baby gifts since the dawn 186 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,880 Speaker 1: of baby gif three, because you guys are awesome. Hey 187 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:40,120 Speaker 1: amount of baby gifts that we got either at our door, 188 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 1: people finding me, people coming to the house. Also the 189 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:49,559 Speaker 1: art of dropping a baby gift at a front door 190 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:55,760 Speaker 1: and then texting them after. That's a plus because with 191 00:09:55,960 --> 00:10:00,600 Speaker 1: a baby, the schedule is paramount, and the baby be asleep, 192 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,040 Speaker 1: the baby might be eating, and if you have to 193 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:04,000 Speaker 1: go all of a sudden, you try to go to 194 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:05,599 Speaker 1: the front door and have a conversation, because you're not 195 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,400 Speaker 1: just gonna like take a hand off from somebody and go, okay, 196 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: thank you bye. If you see somebody, you're gonna have 197 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: a little conversation with them. That is very difficult to do. 198 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 1: If your seven eight week old baby is in one 199 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 1: of those things sleeping, eating, there's only like twenty five 200 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,760 Speaker 1: minutes every three hours that the baby can be social 201 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,560 Speaker 1: with someone. So big shout out to people that drop 202 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 1: baby gifts off at the front door and text you after, 203 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:34,560 Speaker 1: because then there is no obligatory Hey, what's up. Good 204 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:38,760 Speaker 1: to see you, while in your gut you're going, oh, 205 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: she's gonna start crying anytime, or oh I got a feeder. 206 00:10:41,200 --> 00:10:43,079 Speaker 1: She should have been put down for a nap ten 207 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,920 Speaker 1: minutes ago. Big shout out to you guys. Secondly, to 208 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 1: everybody who just gets a baby gifts for people, It's awesome. 209 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:51,040 Speaker 1: I was never in the culture. I've never had a baby. 210 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:53,120 Speaker 1: I don't think I've seen more than five babies in 211 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 1: her life until my own, so I don't think I've 212 00:10:56,200 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: ever gotten anybody a baby gift maybe ever. And I'm 213 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: a gift guy. I like getting people gifts. I just 214 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 1: never thought about getting someone a baby gift. One, I 215 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:16,480 Speaker 1: didn't know what to get them. Two, I don't even 216 00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,600 Speaker 1: know what two is. I just don't know what to 217 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 1: get them. So I didn't even know that was like 218 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,440 Speaker 1: an it's not expected, But I didn't know that was 219 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:27,600 Speaker 1: part of like gift giving culture to someone who has 220 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: a baby, get them something. So we've had so many 221 00:11:31,360 --> 00:11:34,199 Speaker 1: people do so many nice things, and big shout out 222 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,800 Speaker 1: to all of them. What I've started doing now and 223 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:40,600 Speaker 1: I've had three friends that have had babies since we've 224 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,160 Speaker 1: had one, which is kind of wild. Instead of getting 225 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,120 Speaker 1: them something that I know they're probably not gonna use, 226 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:51,040 Speaker 1: it's gonna end up being a bit of clutter. I've 227 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:55,080 Speaker 1: been sending two hundred dollars gift cards to uber eats 228 00:11:55,800 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: because much like you take food over to somebody's house 229 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 1: if somebody dies, people take food over to people's houses 230 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 1: if they have a baby, because it's not like you 231 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:08,360 Speaker 1: can go and you don't have time to cook. But 232 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,760 Speaker 1: with the uber eats card, you don't have to see me. 233 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,720 Speaker 1: This is basically me going, hey, I got you some food. 234 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 1: I don't want to drop it off on the porch 235 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,559 Speaker 1: because I don't want it to go bad. Also, I 236 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:20,160 Speaker 1: don't cook, and my wife's not really cooking that much 237 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,000 Speaker 1: right now because she's got a baby. But this is 238 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,120 Speaker 1: me going I'm gonna take care of a couple of 239 00:12:25,160 --> 00:12:28,120 Speaker 1: meals for you. Although here's the thing about Uber eats. Now, 240 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,640 Speaker 1: for the last year and a half or so, you 241 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: can order food and you can pay the two extra 242 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,520 Speaker 1: dollars or so, and it's priority. It gets it a 243 00:12:36,559 --> 00:12:39,200 Speaker 1: little faster. Well, now they have like two lightning bolts 244 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: super priority seven dollars, which is crazy. But I just 245 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 1: don't want my food in the back seat while somebody 246 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 1: else is super priority and I'm sitting back there food 247 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,840 Speaker 1: getting warm or cold, depending on what it is. So 248 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,000 Speaker 1: of course I'm hitting super priority. I got a smoothie 249 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,960 Speaker 1: for three dollars Super priority. Fifteen dollars later, I got 250 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:01,000 Speaker 1: a smoothie. But I'm now sending Uber eats gift cards 251 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,600 Speaker 1: to folks because people got to eat. People don't want 252 00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,360 Speaker 1: to have to see you rut when they have a baby, 253 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,320 Speaker 1: because it's not they don't like you, it's just they 254 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,120 Speaker 1: got other things to worry about. And that's a baby gift. 255 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,720 Speaker 1: I feel like that's a good baby gift, and so 256 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,920 Speaker 1: that's my new move. And the great thing about uber 257 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,000 Speaker 1: eats is if you have an Uber account, obviously you 258 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,400 Speaker 1: can use it. You can do door dash too, if 259 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: that's what they use. I'm sure there are a few 260 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,480 Speaker 1: of those services. But if you want to send a 261 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 1: gift card on uber eats and you use it as 262 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:30,040 Speaker 1: much as I do, you hit the three dots right 263 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:33,240 Speaker 1: and it's like give someone a gift how much. You 264 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 1: write all the stuff down and then you buy it 265 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,880 Speaker 1: before you can even say where it goes. So the 266 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:37,960 Speaker 1: first time I bought it, I was like, I didn't 267 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:39,000 Speaker 1: eve get to say where it goes. I'm going to 268 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:39,520 Speaker 1: purchase it. 269 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:40,719 Speaker 2: I fear not. 270 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,320 Speaker 1: Click to how much it is, write your little message, 271 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: then buy it. Then it'll say, hey, do you want 272 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,040 Speaker 1: to text this? I always text it, then you can 273 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:56,520 Speaker 1: do it. So I found that to be a not 274 00:13:56,559 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 1: just a kind gesture, but a very practice gold gift 275 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:04,440 Speaker 1: for someone who really needs practicality because they've just had 276 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 1: a baby. There's no room for anything else. So a 277 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:12,800 Speaker 1: big shout out to everybody who's gotten his gifts. We 278 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,839 Speaker 1: did because the baby is old enough now to wear 279 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:18,199 Speaker 1: the gifts that Tim McGrath got us the Macrath's. It's 280 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:20,080 Speaker 1: not Tim, it's Tim and Faith. I don't even know 281 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:23,680 Speaker 1: if I mentioned them specifically in our baby gift giving segment. 282 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,280 Speaker 1: You can go back on the YouTube page and look 283 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,920 Speaker 1: at that the whole thing about baby gifts. But the 284 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,880 Speaker 1: McGraths were really nice and they got us this expensive 285 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 1: box of baby onesies. And on these baby onesies, there 286 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:41,080 Speaker 1: are seven of them, and every one of them has 287 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: a different day of the week on it. And they're 288 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,240 Speaker 1: also really nice because the first thing I did is 289 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,160 Speaker 1: google how much they cost. I'm not gonna lie if 290 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:49,000 Speaker 1: I go buy somebody's house, I'll look up their Zillow 291 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,360 Speaker 1: I see how much that costs. When I got that 292 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: gift from the Magrath's, I googled it up. How much 293 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,360 Speaker 1: did this cost? Is expensive and it was a little 294 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,600 Speaker 1: big for the baby at the time, which is the 295 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,600 Speaker 1: right move because the baby's going to grow into But 296 00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:03,680 Speaker 1: she's starting to rock those and so that's pretty cool. 297 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 1: Although the days of the week are written in another language, 298 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:10,200 Speaker 1: I believe in French. I don't think she's matching the 299 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,840 Speaker 1: date at all, but we're rocking them. And I was thinking, 300 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:17,520 Speaker 1: should I send a thank you card. Now, I've never 301 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:21,160 Speaker 1: been someone that was great at sending thank you cards 302 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,160 Speaker 1: or handwritten notes, and I think my excuse has always 303 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,320 Speaker 1: been a bad handwriting. I think I'm just kind of 304 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,960 Speaker 1: lazy when it comes to that. Man. When I get 305 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:33,040 Speaker 1: one from someone, I feel like, man, that is so thoughtful. 306 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:37,720 Speaker 1: I should do more of this smash cut. Two and 307 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,360 Speaker 1: a half hours later, I forgotten about it completely, and 308 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,120 Speaker 1: I don't do it or think about it again until 309 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:43,280 Speaker 1: I get another one from somebody, and then I'm like, dang, 310 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,000 Speaker 1: I should do this same pattern over and over and 311 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:49,920 Speaker 1: over again. But and I want to google this because 312 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 1: I've never looked it up. I just made a note like, 313 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 1: are you supposed to send thank you cards as a 314 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,840 Speaker 1: standard for baby gifts? Let's take a look here, because 315 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,800 Speaker 1: for wedding gifts, you are well. My wife and I 316 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:05,480 Speaker 1: got married. We sent thank you cards to everybody that 317 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:11,080 Speaker 1: sent us a gift for our wedding marriage, and we 318 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 1: split those up to half and half, and mostly I 319 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,480 Speaker 1: sent thank you cards to people on my side and 320 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,640 Speaker 1: she sent them to her side. But we signed both 321 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,680 Speaker 1: of them right so she'd write it sign her name, 322 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: and then I tossed my name on there, and the 323 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: other one I would write it. I'd sign my name, 324 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,600 Speaker 1: then she'd go, this is terrible. She'd write a note 325 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,400 Speaker 1: on that one as well, then she'd sign her name. 326 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:34,720 Speaker 1: Is it standard to send a thank you card for 327 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: a baby gift? It is standard etiquete to send a 328 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,760 Speaker 1: handwritten thank you card for a baby gift. While not 329 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:48,200 Speaker 1: always strictly necessary in modern times, let's be honest, right now, 330 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: is as modern as it's ever been in the history 331 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,040 Speaker 1: of time. It is considered polite to acknowledge gifts from 332 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,080 Speaker 1: baby showers. This is not baby shower gifts, by the way, Nope, 333 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,440 Speaker 1: this is gifts after we had the baby. The baby 334 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 1: shower gifts and the cards are strictly on my wife. Right. 335 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:09,240 Speaker 1: I didn't as it wasn't my shower. I guess we'll 336 00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:11,280 Speaker 1: not sound like a jerk. I didn't spend much time 337 00:17:11,359 --> 00:17:14,360 Speaker 1: at the shower. I showed up at the end. And 338 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,959 Speaker 1: not only that, we had to think, Okay, I'm unpacking 339 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 1: all this in my mind because I didn't like how 340 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:23,280 Speaker 1: I sounded there. We didn't take gifts as in regular gifts. 341 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:27,080 Speaker 1: All we asked for gifts and my wife's baby shower 342 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:32,679 Speaker 1: were children's books with a note in it. So we 343 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:39,840 Speaker 1: have an entire basically children's book library up in the 344 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,919 Speaker 1: baby's room. Now do I write a note back for 345 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,760 Speaker 1: a book with a note in it? I feel like 346 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:47,359 Speaker 1: that's note on note crime. I don't need to hit 347 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: them with a note. They just wrote me a note 348 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,440 Speaker 1: and gave me a gift. I do think though, my 349 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,200 Speaker 1: wife would have made us write thank you cards had 350 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: we accepted gifts from folks, like big gifts like a blender. 351 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,199 Speaker 1: You get a blender for somebody for a baby. If 352 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:59,520 Speaker 1: we would have, we would have sent you a thank 353 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:03,240 Speaker 1: you card. Well, I'm not always necessary. In modern times, 354 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 1: it is considered polite to acknowledge gifts from baby showers 355 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:09,320 Speaker 1: are directly by friends, family to show gratitude and confirm receipt. 356 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:14,680 Speaker 1: M It says preferably within two to three weeks of 357 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:19,919 Speaker 1: the shower or two months after the birth for later gifts. 358 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 1: That's on me because I've had zero organization when it 359 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:33,040 Speaker 1: comes to who's goddess gifts. I've texted people back. I 360 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 1: know that doesn't count as a thank you card. Man. 361 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:37,159 Speaker 1: That kind of sucks on me. 362 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:41,159 Speaker 3: Huh, well, you want to know what we did for 363 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,679 Speaker 3: who just when we had a baby, for us, for 364 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,040 Speaker 3: when we had our baby and we got our gifts. 365 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:48,399 Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you said what you did for me. 366 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:49,720 Speaker 1: I'm put on the spot. 367 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,680 Speaker 3: Oh no, just take a picture of your daughter wearing 368 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,760 Speaker 3: the onesie and send it to Tim say thank you 369 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,040 Speaker 3: so much for this. That's like a good in between way. 370 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:02,600 Speaker 1: Huh you think I would have passed on that. But 371 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 1: thank you to everybody who got us. This is universal. 372 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 1: If you're watching this and you got me a baby gift, 373 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 1: thank you. And I'll move my mouth. And if you 374 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,360 Speaker 1: want to edit your name into this you can. Here 375 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:20,600 Speaker 1: we go. Hey, it's Bobby here. Thank you Chap for 376 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,800 Speaker 1: sending that gift. Man, you guys are great. That's good. 377 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:28,320 Speaker 1: All right. So we didn't any thank you cards back 378 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:32,080 Speaker 1: my wife's might I don't know. I haven't, and I 379 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,320 Speaker 1: feel like a jerk. We had a little minor incident. 380 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,480 Speaker 1: This is my one of my last notes here Again, 381 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:43,479 Speaker 1: I'm taking no money from big baby organizations, but I'm 382 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 1: gonna shout out another company. The name of that company 383 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:54,200 Speaker 1: is I tell it now, Are you know what's the 384 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,520 Speaker 1: name of it? It's the name of a company that 385 00:19:56,560 --> 00:20:01,239 Speaker 1: it's like a camera that looks into the crib. But 386 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:05,960 Speaker 1: she also wears this thing on her ankle that monitors 387 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,600 Speaker 1: her vitals when she sleeps. 388 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,840 Speaker 2: The outlet outlet. 389 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:09,840 Speaker 3: It's the greatest thing. 390 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,520 Speaker 1: That's it, you guys know the outlet. Okay, now we're 391 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 1: talking big shout out to the Alet company because you 392 00:20:17,119 --> 00:20:23,000 Speaker 1: make good stuff. We have this monitor. If it's a 393 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,040 Speaker 1: big monitor, we also have little monitors like the app 394 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,600 Speaker 1: on our phone. We have like a big monitor that 395 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: sits there when the babies asleep in her room, we 396 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:34,399 Speaker 1: can watch and see if she's awake. It has like 397 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,600 Speaker 1: them that's not infrared, but the night vision, so you 398 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,639 Speaker 1: can tell if the babies asleep or not. On the 399 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,119 Speaker 1: top of it, it tells you the temperature in the room. 400 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,159 Speaker 1: It also puts a little note up there, like baby 401 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:50,159 Speaker 1: cried six minutes ago. Baby, Like if I check on 402 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: it and I'm just like looking at like I pulled 403 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,440 Speaker 1: it up now, it would say something like mom was 404 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:58,639 Speaker 1: with baby fifteen minutes ago. It's crazy. AI is watching 405 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,560 Speaker 1: everything that we do. That's the bad part. The good 406 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,960 Speaker 1: part is I can tell what's been happening with my 407 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,720 Speaker 1: baby for the last two hours or so. There's an 408 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:09,240 Speaker 1: ankle thing. I think that's alid too, and so we 409 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:10,800 Speaker 1: charge it and we put it on her at night, 410 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,480 Speaker 1: and basically if any of her vitals go crazy, it 411 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,679 Speaker 1: makes a big alarm sound. We've never had the alarm 412 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:22,480 Speaker 1: sound happen until a couple of nights ago, and it goes. 413 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,440 Speaker 1: My wife jumped out of bed, like somebody's breaking in 414 00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:30,560 Speaker 1: the house. Turns out, I think the battery was just 415 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:34,119 Speaker 1: going dead or it had come off her ankle to 416 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,919 Speaker 1: where it wasn't getting close enough to the ankle to 417 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,359 Speaker 1: be able to read whatever the vitals are. And it 418 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 1: was fine, like five minutes later. We were up for 419 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,200 Speaker 1: like the next three hours though, because again it felt 420 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,080 Speaker 1: like somebody was breaking into our house. We've had our 421 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,880 Speaker 1: alarm go off in the middle of the night and 422 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,080 Speaker 1: it wasn't someone breaking in the house, but we thought 423 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 1: about it. That's kind of what it felt like. It 424 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:54,879 Speaker 1: was almost impossible to get back to sleep after that. 425 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:58,720 Speaker 1: But big shout out to the Outlet Wait to Outlot, 426 00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,840 Speaker 1: because they make a pretty goodroduct too. Now I've not 427 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:05,760 Speaker 1: tried multiple products, I've only tried one baby camera and 428 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:09,359 Speaker 1: one outlet, but I feel pretty good about that. So 429 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,040 Speaker 1: that's where we are today. We've got a pretty good swing. 430 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,240 Speaker 1: The baby likes now. I wish I knew the name 431 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 1: of it. It moves like a chucky cheese character though, like, 432 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,800 Speaker 1: I don't think this is an expensive one because it 433 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,639 Speaker 1: kind of goes like nothing about it looks like it 434 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:33,080 Speaker 1: would be comfortable to be in. But we kind of 435 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,480 Speaker 1: got it going. We're tired. My wife is way more 436 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,399 Speaker 1: tired than me. I do live baseline kind of tired, 437 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,720 Speaker 1: and I would say more tired sleepy because I don't 438 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,320 Speaker 1: get good sleep. But we're at that point now where 439 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,040 Speaker 1: my wife is just exhausted, and I think if I 440 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 1: come home from work and I'm like, hey, I got 441 00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:52,200 Speaker 1: the baby for a couple hours, all good. She would 442 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,760 Speaker 1: love the idea of taking a nap, but I still 443 00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:59,040 Speaker 1: don't think that her nervous system has allowed her to 444 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: take a daytime nap since the baby was born, which 445 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:04,920 Speaker 1: is pretty wild because it's like, hey, you're sleepy, get 446 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:07,560 Speaker 1: a little sleep, and I'll take the baby and she'll 447 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 1: lay down and close their eyes and can't do it yet. 448 00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:14,200 Speaker 1: So I'm really rooting for her. It's been really great 449 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,600 Speaker 1: to see how much that she loves it and the 450 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,560 Speaker 1: joy that she has with it, and so that's it. 451 00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:23,919 Speaker 1: That's the last couple of weeks for me. Man, the 452 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:28,199 Speaker 1: nick can and stuff is crazy to me, Like, how 453 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:31,600 Speaker 1: do you even spend enough time with the baby? They 454 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,199 Speaker 1: even know what your dad like? For me, our baby's 455 00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:36,800 Speaker 1: just now two months old. I don'ty. I think I'm 456 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:42,080 Speaker 1: just like a taller figure with glasses because she spends 457 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,000 Speaker 1: all the time with the mom and obviously they're doing 458 00:23:45,119 --> 00:23:48,160 Speaker 1: feeding and all hours of the day. I think I'm 459 00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:51,360 Speaker 1: just like a dude that shows up, and so at 460 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,119 Speaker 1: some point I think they'll start to be that recognition 461 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,520 Speaker 1: of oh yeah, this dude owns me that I can't 462 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,440 Speaker 1: wait for. That's gonna be cool. I was talking about 463 00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,000 Speaker 1: therapists about that. I was like, I'm not putting any 464 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:08,320 Speaker 1: sort of expectations on a biological connection with me and 465 00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:11,119 Speaker 1: the baby, because I understand that with dads it's a 466 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,479 Speaker 1: bit different. You can love it even though there's not 467 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:17,639 Speaker 1: like this deep connection with the baby yet with the mom. 468 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 1: With Kaylen and the baby. If Kaylen walks in the room, 469 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,600 Speaker 1: that baby's like, where is she with me? I think 470 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,560 Speaker 1: it's like, here's the guy that does farty noises. Try 471 00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:34,080 Speaker 1: to make me smile. Although she does smile now socially, 472 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,520 Speaker 1: I think that's what you'd say. Like, it's not just 473 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:41,800 Speaker 1: little muscles to make her smile. I can make specific sounds, 474 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,440 Speaker 1: and I know usually if she feels pretty good, she's 475 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,520 Speaker 1: gonna smile or laugh, which is pretty cool. That part's 476 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,600 Speaker 1: pretty cool. I've really been doing a lot of woopig 477 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,240 Speaker 1: suy to her, just trying to make that normal. Also. 478 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:56,800 Speaker 1: The other thing is that, like if something is uncomfortable, 479 00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:01,080 Speaker 1: if like there's like a diaper change or anything that 480 00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,119 Speaker 1: she's not going to like I call that a mommy. 481 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:06,440 Speaker 1: Anything she does like, I call it daddy. I'm like, oh, 482 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:08,919 Speaker 1: this is a daddy. And if there's something that's not 483 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,280 Speaker 1: just so comfortable, like if I want to go to 484 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:12,000 Speaker 1: the pediatrician, oh we gotta go do a mommy. I'm 485 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,280 Speaker 1: just trying to make sure she associates daddy with positive 486 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,840 Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't sacrifice mommy for that, but I really 487 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,320 Speaker 1: felt like we're dialing in on that. So that's what's up. 488 00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,119 Speaker 1: That's it. We got Dylan who's about to have a 489 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: baby coming up to not super soon, but close enough. 490 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:32,040 Speaker 1: Any questions. I'm a veteran now, Dylan. 491 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:37,680 Speaker 2: So one thing I have been curious about. 492 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,720 Speaker 1: No, I got all the answers. Do be doing this 493 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 1: for two months? All? Yeah, it's great. I'll invoice you 494 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:47,440 Speaker 1: after this go ahead. 495 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,960 Speaker 4: So people are always saying, you know, their baby sleeps 496 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:54,080 Speaker 4: good or sleeps great at this stage within you know, 497 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,600 Speaker 4: first two months or first few months. 498 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:59,080 Speaker 2: Realistically, what does that look like realistically? How many hours 499 00:25:59,080 --> 00:25:59,880 Speaker 2: a night is this baby? 500 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:02,240 Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked, because again I'm an expert in 501 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,920 Speaker 1: this because I've only ever had one baby ever, and 502 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,520 Speaker 1: I only know my story, so that makes me an 503 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:09,280 Speaker 1: expert in everybody. So I'm glad you asked. We've been 504 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:12,120 Speaker 1: very fortunate. Our baby sleeps like eight hours. 505 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 2: Oh geez, Oh dude. 506 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:17,960 Speaker 1: It's awesome. Full night, full night. I've talked to a 507 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 1: lot of friends who have two babies, and mostly what 508 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:22,120 Speaker 1: they've said to me, for the most part, is if 509 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,199 Speaker 1: you get one that sleeps real well early, usually that 510 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,560 Speaker 1: second one kind of sucks, or the opposite you get 511 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:29,159 Speaker 1: one that's difficult. Yeah, so kind of a law of 512 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,719 Speaker 1: average is thing. We've just been fortunate that she started 513 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:36,639 Speaker 1: to knock out three and a half four hours or so, 514 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,040 Speaker 1: and the pediatrician was like, hey, at one point, she 515 00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:43,240 Speaker 1: was like, if she's not waking up, let her sleep. 516 00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,440 Speaker 1: We had to get to that point, but it's like 517 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,160 Speaker 1: if she's no and then she just sleeps, it's wild. 518 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: Right now, it's we're very fortunate, but we drug her. Yeah, 519 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,159 Speaker 1: now standard milk with milk, that's what the out's for. 520 00:26:58,200 --> 00:26:59,840 Speaker 1: Are you excited or is it? Is it even in 521 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,080 Speaker 1: your yet? Uh? 522 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,000 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm super pumped. You are. Yeah. 523 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,000 Speaker 1: I didn't really start getting pumped till third trimester, because 524 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 1: that's when it felt the real realist. Yep, you're already excited, 525 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:09,960 Speaker 1: like in a positive way. 526 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,040 Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, I kind of I think I need to 527 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 4: like slow it down for myself a little bit. 528 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,200 Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm all I'm like looking. 529 00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,960 Speaker 1: Like you rushing her label or months ahead. Yeah, you're 530 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,000 Speaker 1: driving her in just in case. Let's see if you're dilated. 531 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 2: Oh, I think maybe we can swing it. Like three 532 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,359 Speaker 2: weeks early started induced to you about three weeks earlier. 533 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 1: Oh that's cool that you're excited. She excited. 534 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,200 Speaker 2: Yoh, yeah, she's super pumped. She's been sick, not once, 535 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:33,760 Speaker 2: not even nauseous. Wow. 536 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,959 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's been great. She you know, she's like comfortable, 537 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,280 Speaker 4: hasn't been sick. So, yeah, she's been lucky. 538 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,560 Speaker 1: That last few weeks. And I say this from my wife, 539 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,280 Speaker 1: I say this from a couple of friends that just 540 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:49,720 Speaker 1: had baby or pregnant right now, that last few weeks is. 541 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:54,399 Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's yeah. 542 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,320 Speaker 4: And the thing that's probably gonna make it worse for us, 543 00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,240 Speaker 4: that's like we have a lot of stuff personally going on, 544 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,640 Speaker 4: and then like that we have to. 545 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,119 Speaker 1: Be at and do like what does she need to 546 00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,400 Speaker 1: be at when she's nine plus months pregnant. 547 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:10,040 Speaker 4: Well, we're probably going to be moving. Oh my god, 548 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:15,119 Speaker 4: Oh no, it's gonna be a handful that you. 549 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:15,919 Speaker 1: Don't want to do any of that. 550 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,240 Speaker 2: Whatever? 551 00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:19,280 Speaker 1: Can you not move them? 552 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:19,880 Speaker 2: I don't know. 553 00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:21,880 Speaker 1: I mean there's nothing she leases up. 554 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,600 Speaker 4: We're due early October, leases up into October, but we 555 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,200 Speaker 4: want to be in a place in September. 556 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,600 Speaker 1: So if you can do it seven and a half 557 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,120 Speaker 1: eight months, good, you're gonna do it nine. 558 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:32,000 Speaker 2: That's what we're gonna try to do. 559 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,640 Speaker 1: So she's not even gonna enjoy watching television at night. 560 00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:36,919 Speaker 1: I mean, there's not even the comfortable things that people 561 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,840 Speaker 1: like you don't even enjoy doing that. Yeah, good luck, dude. 562 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:45,040 Speaker 1: That's super exciting. Yep, Brandon, any advice for Dylan. 563 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 2: Man, just hang on? I don't I don't know. 564 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 3: I think I think everybody's different, and I think you 565 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,600 Speaker 3: should take everybody's advice with a grain of salt because 566 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,720 Speaker 3: it could be very, very different for you. 567 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,120 Speaker 1: Do you plan on watching it all? 568 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:00,960 Speaker 2: What do you mean, I'm I'm not gonna work. Oh 569 00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,160 Speaker 2: oh watching watching it? 570 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:02,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? 571 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, like well like watching the. 572 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:08,000 Speaker 1: Baby Yeah no, no, like watching the Miracle of birth. 573 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,880 Speaker 2: Uh, I'll be shoulders up. 574 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,480 Speaker 1: Yeah I was shoulders up. 575 00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:12,720 Speaker 4: Yeah. 576 00:29:12,760 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 1: Don't feel shame in that you might change your mind 577 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,200 Speaker 1: while you're there. 578 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,360 Speaker 2: I doubt it. 579 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: And if you do, awesome, If you don't, awesome too. 580 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 581 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,800 Speaker 1: For me, I felt like I didn't want to do it, 582 00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: and my wife wasn't telling me that I should do it. 583 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:27,960 Speaker 1: And one thing is I don't want to let society 584 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:30,640 Speaker 1: pressure me in much, so I said I'm gonna stay 585 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,040 Speaker 1: up here. 586 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:31,440 Speaker 2: Yeah. 587 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,320 Speaker 1: And I compared it to the dad's of the fifties 588 00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,440 Speaker 1: and sixties who were in the freaking lobby. They weren't 589 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,280 Speaker 1: even where I was outside smoking, Yeah, I was like 590 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:41,240 Speaker 1: I was in there. Yeah. They had this massive mirror 591 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,800 Speaker 1: in the delivery room and they told my wife to 592 00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 1: me roll it over so you can see. She's like, no, 593 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,520 Speaker 1: I'm good. We were all good, none of us. We 594 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,000 Speaker 1: were good. I don't think the nurses wanted to look. 595 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 1: Nobody wanted to look. We all turned the lights off 596 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:56,320 Speaker 1: and just felt around. Don't feel bad. 597 00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 2: Oh I'm not. 598 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,440 Speaker 4: And I think my wife is on the same page, 599 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:02,400 Speaker 4: like we're very much like we don't we know you 600 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:03,760 Speaker 4: do all that, Like I was, like I told her. 601 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,240 Speaker 4: I was like, I saw it once in health class, 602 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:05,760 Speaker 4: like I'm good. 603 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,880 Speaker 1: I was talking to a guy. We went to Austin 604 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,440 Speaker 1: for iHeart Country and I was talking to a guy 605 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 1: in a like meet and greet sales meeting with a 606 00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 1: bunch of clients, and he said, hey, I heard you 607 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,719 Speaker 1: have a baby. I said yeah. He said, I delivered 608 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:20,880 Speaker 1: my own baby. And I said, are you a doctor? Now? 609 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:22,760 Speaker 1: Are you a nurse? No? Then I thought maybe he 610 00:30:22,840 --> 00:30:26,760 Speaker 1: was just under there and like he caught it. Yeah, 611 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,640 Speaker 1: And I said, oh, I said, yeah, I didn't do that, 612 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,880 Speaker 1: but that's really cool, Like that's that's I admire you. 613 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,560 Speaker 1: If you feel like you can go and be a 614 00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:35,440 Speaker 1: part of your child coming into the World said, so, 615 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:36,480 Speaker 1: how did that work? Did they just tell you he 616 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,360 Speaker 1: was coming? You catch it? He goes, No, I went in. 617 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,960 Speaker 1: They let me go in. I said, they'll let you. 618 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,240 Speaker 1: He said, yeah. I went in and he like pointed 619 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:47,200 Speaker 1: that spot between your wrist and maybe like a no, 620 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,280 Speaker 1: not all the way halfway to the elbow, but like 621 00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,680 Speaker 1: a bit down he said. I went all the way 622 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,840 Speaker 1: in and took the shoulder. Said hey, okay, turn the shoulders. 623 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,240 Speaker 1: And I turned the shoulders so the baby could come out. 624 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:01,200 Speaker 2: No, yeah, no, that's just a no no way. 625 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,200 Speaker 1: Well I thought too, like, how safe is that? Is 626 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,360 Speaker 1: a doctor watching a game? 627 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:11,000 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, get in there, man. 628 00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,400 Speaker 1: Also, it could be a female doctor. We had a 629 00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 1: female doctor, but that joke only works with a game. 630 00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:18,800 Speaker 1: So okay, so is she watching a game? Yeah yeah, yeah, 631 00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:21,960 Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. Well no, see that's also sexist. So 632 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:23,920 Speaker 1: you just did so what I did was sexist. And 633 00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:25,959 Speaker 1: then I said, okay, I'm gonna admit it. And then 634 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,320 Speaker 1: you flipped it back. Uh yeah, I'm gonna not. Did 635 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 1: you watch Brandon? 636 00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,640 Speaker 2: I wasn't even allowed in the room. COVID, Yeah, COVID. 637 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 2: Oh yeah that does suck. Dang, that really sucks. 638 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,120 Speaker 1: That's crazy. 639 00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:40,560 Speaker 2: It was great. Yeah. Great. 640 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,160 Speaker 1: So we got two here that didn't see it and 641 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,920 Speaker 1: one here that doesn't want to. I think most people 642 00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:47,640 Speaker 1: do watch though most of my friends want to do 643 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:54,920 Speaker 1: it for for content, for content. If she doesn't care, 644 00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:57,400 Speaker 1: because I think if my wife was like, I really 645 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,280 Speaker 1: want you to do it, I probably would have It's. 646 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,760 Speaker 4: Weird though, right if somebody was like, I want you 647 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,640 Speaker 4: to watch this like that feels a little like a 648 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:06,720 Speaker 4: little strange. 649 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:08,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. I would have thought that too 650 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,400 Speaker 1: until it was time to have the baby. And I 651 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,480 Speaker 1: think if my wife was like, I want you to 652 00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,640 Speaker 1: see it because I want you to see like the 653 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,240 Speaker 1: moment our baby comes and a guy, you know, breathing 654 00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,960 Speaker 1: into earth, I I wluady got it. I would have 655 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,440 Speaker 1: thought it was weird. I thought she was kind of 656 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:25,240 Speaker 1: like on on like an organic, all natural, emotional let's 657 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,880 Speaker 1: join together with Earth for the delivery of our child 658 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,480 Speaker 1: type thing. 659 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,080 Speaker 2: While we're delivering. 660 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:34,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that's ground. Uh but that's yeah, that's it. 661 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:35,400 Speaker 2: All right. 662 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,720 Speaker 1: Well that's my update. Nothing life changing, except all of 663 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,960 Speaker 1: it has been life changing. And and we'll get a 664 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,520 Speaker 1: guest up here in the next one or two does 665 00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:46,960 Speaker 1: seem to be a little fun, and I don't say 666 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,480 Speaker 1: oddly sexist stuff like I bet the doctor he's watching 667 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,240 Speaker 1: a game. Don't like who I am? Didn't like what 668 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:57,200 Speaker 1: I was earlier talking about thank you cards. Hey, everybody, 669 00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,920 Speaker 1: we're gonna do a father knows less sort of un 670 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,880 Speaker 1: boxing of a baby gift. So got this from a 671 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 1: friend of mine. I've not looked in it at all, 672 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,920 Speaker 1: so let's see if we like this. We like it though, 673 00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:10,560 Speaker 1: it's very nice, So thank you for the baby gift. 674 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,080 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say who it is. I this is first, 675 00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:19,080 Speaker 1: this is an Arkansas razorback. What do you think this is? 676 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,800 Speaker 1: What's sports he playing here? He's got two gloves on. 677 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,440 Speaker 1: Wh would you guys say that is soccer? Is that 678 00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:31,760 Speaker 1: a goalie? Oh that's interesting now he is wearrying a foot? No, 679 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:37,960 Speaker 1: that might be soccer. Huh yeah, sure, huh. So it's 680 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,000 Speaker 1: an Arkansas razorback. For those who are just listening, it's 681 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:43,320 Speaker 1: like a little plush stuffed animal with two gloves on. 682 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: My I'm thinking way too much about what sport it is. 683 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,920 Speaker 1: When the whole point was he got the baby something 684 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:54,520 Speaker 1: that was out of Arkansas. Okay, So there's that next up. 685 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:59,360 Speaker 1: We gotta looks like a little blanket. Oh, a nice 686 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:04,960 Speaker 1: little blanket here, kind of I like the materials like 687 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,920 Speaker 1: that kind of rubbery. Okay, let's see what else we 688 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:15,040 Speaker 1: got here. Okay, we got a little little onesie, A 689 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,040 Speaker 1: little onesie. My recommendation for getting anybody a onesie for 690 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,840 Speaker 1: their baby is buy it a little big and let 691 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,200 Speaker 1: them grow into it. Because we've had people that were 692 00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:26,920 Speaker 1: so kind get us onesies for our baby, and I 693 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,080 Speaker 1: think because when you go in, at least when we do, 694 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,439 Speaker 1: they give us this baby book, and inside the book 695 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 1: they keep all the statistics of the baby. So day 696 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,400 Speaker 1: one it was like link to the baby, way to 697 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,479 Speaker 1: the baby. The percentile meaning if they're the top twenty 698 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:48,360 Speaker 1: two percent, top ninety, so right now are Babi's tracking 699 00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,960 Speaker 1: a little longer than most babies. And so we've had 700 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:57,160 Speaker 1: people give us probably appropriately timed onesies, but that are 701 00:34:57,200 --> 00:35:01,000 Speaker 1: way too small, because our babies maybe even be tall. 702 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,600 Speaker 1: She doesn't stand up. I guess you're long until you 703 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,439 Speaker 1: can stand up. When you say that, I say long. Yeah, 704 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,160 Speaker 1: you don't get tall until you can actually stand. So 705 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,360 Speaker 1: always go a little tall, a little long on the 706 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:18,000 Speaker 1: onesies Okay, we got a Oh nice more Arkansas stuff. 707 00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:21,960 Speaker 1: My wife drives are crazy, mostly because a lot of 708 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,200 Speaker 1: people know what I like, and so we have ninety 709 00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,880 Speaker 1: seven percent Arkansas stuff and three percent Oklahoma stuff. And 710 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,480 Speaker 1: I like to encourage people to keep doing that. Oh 711 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:32,800 Speaker 1: it's a red razor back onesie. 712 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:33,319 Speaker 2: We like that. 713 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:40,960 Speaker 1: And a black razor back onesie, we like that. Oh 714 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,800 Speaker 1: we like the summer onesies too, with the lights and 715 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:48,720 Speaker 1: come out a plus when you're outside. Okay, nice little basket. 716 00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:53,279 Speaker 1: We got two books here. We got I love You 717 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,960 Speaker 1: as Big as Arkansas. I have never seen this book before, 718 00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:01,239 Speaker 1: very specific to me. We like that. I love you 719 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,720 Speaker 1: as big as Arkansas. You're my little natural state heart. 720 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:08,520 Speaker 1: Together here with you is always better than a part. 721 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,439 Speaker 1: Do you guys have in like kindergarten, whenever they would 722 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,160 Speaker 1: read a book, they would do this and show the 723 00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:19,279 Speaker 1: whole room. How about that there's a razorback stadium on 724 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:24,080 Speaker 1: the front page. I'm sure my wife loves that. Next up, 725 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,839 Speaker 1: Twinkle Little Star six bedtime rhymes. So this is this 726 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:37,920 Speaker 1: book and it says press and sing along. Okay, I'm 727 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:45,680 Speaker 1: pushing it. Need a battery, I don't know. I get 728 00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:50,160 Speaker 1: mad because the one the book is broken. So a 729 00:36:50,239 --> 00:36:53,279 Speaker 1: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. I know, I wonder if these 730 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:57,359 Speaker 1: are all public domain star. Okay, so that's number one, 731 00:36:57,640 --> 00:37:00,080 Speaker 1: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. Let's say if we know of 732 00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,440 Speaker 1: all the songs. Number two Hush Little Baby, Hush Little Baby, 733 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:10,320 Speaker 1: don't say your word? Good one. Number three Rock a 734 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:14,120 Speaker 1: Bye Baby, Rock a Bye Baby. On the tree top 735 00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:16,919 Speaker 1: it says, I can push this thing. 736 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,200 Speaker 3: Is like an on button on the back or something. 737 00:37:22,239 --> 00:37:28,279 Speaker 1: There is an on button that makes sense? Yeah, by baby, dude, 738 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,919 Speaker 1: I would have thrown this away when I got home. 739 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,239 Speaker 1: I would have never looked for an on button. I 740 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:33,719 Speaker 1: would have just got home and been like, well, that 741 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:37,640 Speaker 1: was nice of them, But this book's broken. Huh, that's cool, 742 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:37,920 Speaker 1: all right? 743 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:38,480 Speaker 2: Rock a by Baby. 744 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:46,680 Speaker 1: Let's PLoP over here. Little Boy Blue Baby. I don't 745 00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,480 Speaker 1: know how it goes. I just do the androwd Dice 746 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:56,840 Speaker 1: Clay Little Boy Blue. Mm hmm. Do you guys know 747 00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,640 Speaker 1: that song pubably? 748 00:37:59,640 --> 00:37:59,960 Speaker 2: Don't mean? 749 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,879 Speaker 1: I think Let's see little Boy Blue me too, Boy 750 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:10,520 Speaker 1: Blue Come flas the Sheep in the Meadow, Cows in 751 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:15,560 Speaker 1: the Corn not a hit from the eighteenth century. Yeah, 752 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:19,560 Speaker 1: that's b side. I don't know that one. That's like 753 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:22,560 Speaker 1: any song other than Sex and Candy from Marcy Playground. 754 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:26,319 Speaker 1: That's what that song is. Okay, here's a song called 755 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:28,160 Speaker 1: go to Sleep. Do we think we know this one? 756 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:29,960 Speaker 1: Go to Sleep? 757 00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,239 Speaker 2: Go to Sleep? 758 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:36,680 Speaker 1: Is that little darling? I love sleep? Go to sleep 759 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:41,839 Speaker 1: me too, Ti, I love you. This pretty cool book. 760 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:44,239 Speaker 1: Now that you turn it on, everything comes on at 761 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,359 Speaker 1: night and then it freak you out. It does feel 762 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:48,880 Speaker 1: like what they played before you get murdered. That's like 763 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:52,560 Speaker 1: in a horror movie. Okay, I think that's the last one. Okay, 764 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:53,880 Speaker 1: that's a good little book. 765 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:54,879 Speaker 2: How about that. 766 00:38:56,640 --> 00:39:00,279 Speaker 1: Little Star? How I wonder you know the books that 767 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:01,759 Speaker 1: has this has to be pissed all the time because 768 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:03,960 Speaker 1: people are walking by just playing it. Maybe they can't 769 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,520 Speaker 1: figure it out too, and they can't turn it on. 770 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:13,279 Speaker 1: Of boxing, of boxing, of boxing. Of this is a 771 00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:15,440 Speaker 1: baby gift. It was all from the same person. But 772 00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:17,600 Speaker 1: that's the first time I've done that, So thank you. 773 00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,359 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take my little soccer player razorback, and I'm 774 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,480 Speaker 1: gonna put this near the baby's crib. All right, there 775 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:25,480 Speaker 1: we go. All right, that's it for this episode of 776 00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:28,520 Speaker 1: Father Knows Less. We will see you guys, next time. 777 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,960 Speaker 1: By everybody,