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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? You texted in at four one o six

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Speaker 1: one that you have a dirty little secret. So it's

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Speaker 1: the Jewels Show. Hi, we're calling you to see what

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret is. Hi. Oh oh hi wow,

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you called me back. How yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: are you in a place where you can tell us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? Or we didn't call her in

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Speaker 1: the middle of something important, right? No? No, I mean

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Speaker 1: this is like, okay, so tell us what your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is. Okay. Oh, I hate to admit this.

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Speaker 1: So I love my best girlfriend. She is the best,

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Speaker 1: but she's also kind of like a dirty hippie and

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Speaker 1: she doesn't shave anywhere. But my dirty little figure is

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Speaker 1: that when it's summertime and she's a rockets and I

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Speaker 1: see that armpit hair, I'm like, oh, no, she doesn't

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Speaker 1: shave her armpits. No, she does not shave her armpits.

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Speaker 1: So why did you do? So? One time I just

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Speaker 1: some like googled hair removal places and I just put

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Speaker 1: her email in and find her up for like information

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Speaker 1: about Arfit air of hal you know, and she like

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Speaker 1: keeps getting these calls like I looked at the other

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Speaker 1: day and they're like, Hi, we saw that you signed

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Speaker 1: up for about information for laser hair removal. And she's like,

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Speaker 1: why are we called why that's so funny. You just

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Speaker 1: basically are spamming her with laser hair removal hoping that

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Speaker 1: she'll get her armpit hair removed. Yeah, you know, just

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Speaker 1: a subtle hint and like, I've kind of been doing

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Speaker 1: this for a long time. To her, girl says, look

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Speaker 1: a lot of those mets thaws everywhere. You just kind

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Speaker 1: of looks them online, right, and so you just kind

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Speaker 1: of throw them out there and like spaghetti on the

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Speaker 1: who oh my goodness, oh oh. The other day, I

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Speaker 1: like kind her up to get this horrible place from

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Speaker 1: a spa in Italy. All over the world they're recommending that.

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Speaker 1: That's funny. Well, thank you for telling us your little secret.

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Speaker 1: Of course, thanks for seeing it. All right, let's get

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Speaker 1: another one. Was your dirty little secret? Hi? You want

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Speaker 1: to hear my secret? Yes? Yeah, I mean you texted

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Speaker 1: it in. It'd be rude of us to not call

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Speaker 1: you and ask what your dirty little secret is. Well,

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Speaker 1: I had to tell somebody because I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: tell my friends ju um. So, me and my boyfriend

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Speaker 1: were having a really bad fight and my best friend

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Speaker 1: was consoling me, and I accidentally slept with him accidentally. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: I thought were breaking up and I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: feel better, and then we kind of worked things out.

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Speaker 1: And so did your boyfriend find out that that had happened?

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Speaker 1: He did not. I didn't tell anybody who knows my name.

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Speaker 1: But that's that's on your little secret. Those we were

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Speaker 1: on a break situation kind of kind of you were

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Speaker 1: just in a fight. It was unclear things had been said.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, oh no, how long ago did this happen?

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Speaker 1: Oh two weeks ago? Oh well, how was the we'll

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Speaker 1: just call it, we'll call it breakup sex. How was

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Speaker 1: the breakup sex? It was really way better than I expected.

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Speaker 1: I don't feelings for him or anything, but it was okay.

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Speaker 1: So what matter? So your your second dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: is and now you pick fights? Oh did you? Will

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Speaker 1: show on demand