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Speaker 1: Then Jubil Show on demand. Buddy, I'm Dirk Burger, and

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Speaker 1: welcome back to another exciting edition of America's favorite new

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Speaker 1: game show, Stupid Internet Questions. I'm Dirk Burger and I'm

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Speaker 1: your host. This is the game show where we break

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Speaker 1: down the question that's being asked on the dot com

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Speaker 1: today and what is today's stupid Internet question? Well, guess

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Speaker 1: what You're in luck because you just tuned in to

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Speaker 1: Stupid Internet Questions. I'm Dirk Burger. What is today's some

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question? What is it? Thank you very much

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Speaker 1: for asking, Alex. I'm Dirk Burger. This is Stupid Internet Questions.

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Speaker 1: Today's a stupid Internet question that everybody's asking is if

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Speaker 1: you could pick any job for your significant other? What

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Speaker 1: would it be? I'm Dirk Burger. This is si Q

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Speaker 1: stupid Internet question for sutan it to be cool. That's

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Speaker 1: the question today though, if you could pick any job

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Speaker 1: for your significant other, what would it be? That's the

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Speaker 1: question being next question. I don't mind immediately really well,

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Speaker 1: it comes down to one of two jobs. Well, hold

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Speaker 1: on before you give your answer. All night. I'm Dirk Burger.

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Speaker 1: Please hold before you give your answer on that is

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Speaker 1: you have to think about it from their perspective, like

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Speaker 1: you would like this for them because you want them

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Speaker 1: to have a job that they would like, or you're

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Speaker 1: saying you would like to be with somebody who has

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Speaker 1: this job. I mean, I'm really just thinking about the

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Speaker 1: benefits for myself in just in general. Is that how

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to answer the question. I'm Dirk Burger and

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Speaker 1: I'm a little stump by today. Stupid internet question either way, Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know what all your spirit back to the game,

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Speaker 1: all right, if you could pick any job or your

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Speaker 1: significant other, what would it be sending over Christian Gray

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Speaker 1: Snow who has his answer all locked and loaded. Christian,

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Speaker 1: My final answer is, sorry, anybody in the airline industry

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Speaker 1: a pilot a fly into him, because guess what, baby

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Speaker 1: buddy passes flying for free around the world. You know,

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Speaker 1: take me on a magic carpet ride. Absolutely, I want

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Speaker 1: to go everywhere for free. Yeah, with or without them.

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Speaker 1: to go everywhere with him for free. I'm like, man,

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Speaker 1: that's amazing. I'm too scared to fly. Like right now,

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Speaker 1: one of my best friends works for Marriott Hotels, so

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Speaker 1: I get to stay for very very So if I

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Speaker 1: I'm all set. Let's find one's. That's a good thing

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Speaker 1: when you take about our one or six one. If

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Speaker 1: think about what your significant other for a co pilot,

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Speaker 1: when you think about what your significant others should do,

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Speaker 1: it is good to think about the free perks that

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Speaker 1: to answer this question right here, I'm Dirk Burger. Back

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Speaker 1: to the game. This is stupid internet questions, and the

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Speaker 1: question everybody wants to know today is if you could

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Speaker 1: pick any job for your significant other, what would it be.

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Speaker 1: I think a someone in the airline industry so you

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Speaker 1: that is a great idea for jubil. I would choose

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Speaker 1: us his career to be a lord. Oh god, please,

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Speaker 1: it's not even funny. Yes, somebody needs to be fanning

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Speaker 1: him with a real leaf. I don't know what they're called.

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Speaker 1: He probably does, bigg Are you serious? Yeah, it's big

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Speaker 1: leafs they use, or palm front I mean, I just

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Speaker 1: didn't even know that. No, my husband taught me what

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Speaker 1: You can actually be classified as a lord. You get

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Speaker 1: You can actually get certified as a lord, and I've

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Speaker 1: it's where that you said that perfect. It's stupid Internet questions.

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Speaker 1: I'm Derk Burger and we're asking the question today. If

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Speaker 1: dangerous job. Well not really because of the danger that house.

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Speaker 1: I want you to go out and never come home.

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Speaker 1: There actually is shady stuff that goes on around our house.

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Speaker 1: And it would just be awesome to see you be

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Speaker 1: leach together. So yeah, yeah, who goes There's stupid Internet

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Speaker 1: questions text in four one six one. What's your answer

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Speaker 1: if you could pick any job or your significant other,

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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dress.

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Speaker 1: I'm Christian Gray Snow and you phone brag up is

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Speaker 1: every single hour on the twenties or next one is

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Speaker 1: coming up in just a few minutes on Hits one

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Speaker 1: of six point one. It's the Jewel Show. I'm just

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Speaker 1: imagining her in like a cop out saying who goes

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Speaker 1: there the Jewil Show on demand? It's another Jewbil phone

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Speaker 1: frame today mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, good afternoon.

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Speaker 1: My name is Thomas Giles, assistant to Angela. I was

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Speaker 1: looking for Marcus. You found him, you see Marcus. How

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Speaker 1: are you good? How about your show up? How are

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Speaker 1: you doing? I'm wonderful. Thank you very much for asking.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Listen, I'm calling today because my boss

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Speaker 1: Angela is on the website Sugar Book, and it seems

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Speaker 1: that you are one of her sugar bears. Maybe possibly yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: me and angel Does have been talking for a COVID day. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I've seen the chats steamy stuff. Oh you saw it? Okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: she afforded to me, and she obviously isn't formed you

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Speaker 1: more questions, because, as you know, she's on the website

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Speaker 1: sugar Book, where you find people who are very affluent,

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Speaker 1: and then they're looking for somebody to have a partnership with,

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Speaker 1: whatever that may be. And you're obviously looking to date

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Speaker 1: somebody who has a lot of commas and zeros in

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Speaker 1: their bank account. Is that correct? That's that's right. Yeah, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's why you're on this website to find rich, affluent women.

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Speaker 1: That was sort of a redundant question, wasn't it. I

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Speaker 1: guess you know, it's a hard out here. Naughty Thomas,

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Speaker 1: that's what she would say, naughty, and she smacked me

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Speaker 1: in my little mouth. Oh okay, do you like dogs?

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Speaker 1: I love dogs? I used to train dogs. Wonderful because

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Speaker 1: she has four Pomeranians or yeah, but we do have

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Speaker 1: an extra cage, and the right person that we find

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Speaker 1: off of this website, we will get to live there. Okay, um, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of weird that there we have an extra cage. Well, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: had to go on to greener pasture. That's why we

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Speaker 1: have an extra cage. If that's what you're talking about

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Speaker 1: being weird. So are you saying that if I were

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Speaker 1: Am I right? They are quirky? Yes, that's exactly what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying. She would love to have you move in

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Speaker 1: You already made it. Yes, she really liked you. She

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Speaker 1: took quite a liking to you, and so did I. Okay,

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Speaker 1: unfortunately that one day move on to greener pasture and

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Speaker 1: And I'm confused because now you're you're talking about an

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Speaker 1: dating tastes are very particular, and yes, we met that

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Speaker 1: And it sounds like she's finding other humans like a dog. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your friend Sidney? Would you be willing to talk to her?

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Speaker 1: Because she's on the phone right now, And this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Your friends. Sydney

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Speaker 1: set you up. Why she said that you've been trying

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Speaker 1: to find her a rig lady to date and wanted

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Speaker 1: all right, Sydney got Do you actually said you'd be

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Speaker 1: willing to wear a dog caller? Yes? The Jewel Show

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Speaker 1: on demand First day follow up. Whitney farted? What Whitney farted?

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I'm talking about Whitney who's

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Speaker 1: on the phone for a first date follow up today?

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Speaker 1: She farted our date? Well, I don't know. I do know.

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Speaker 1: I read the email. We'll get to that part in

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Speaker 1: just a second. But Whitney, how are you thank you

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Speaker 1: for your email before you tell us about the date.

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Speaker 1: How long has it been since you heard from the

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Speaker 1: guy that you went out with? Hey, drouble, It's been

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Speaker 1: about two weeks since we went out, about two weeks.

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Speaker 1: And what's his name by the way, Oh, his name's

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Speaker 1: cha Chad? All right, Chen? How many times have you

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Speaker 1: tried to get ahold of Chad since your date? Well?

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Speaker 1: So after a date, I like, I messaged him, um

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Speaker 1: like three times when tender that's where we match. And

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Speaker 1: then I've tried to text him a few times too,

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Speaker 1: and I thought he was replying because like the blue

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Speaker 1: We'll get to the fart thing in just a second.

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Speaker 1: I thought that was a very interesting note in your email.

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Speaker 1: But what did you guys do for your date? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it's so awkward. M Well, but Dave was

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Speaker 1: good other than that. Um so, he took me out

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Speaker 1: to this new steak restaurant in town. But I've been

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Speaker 1: wanting to check out and it was fantastic. The food

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, are you Whitney? You've got to stop doing that. Whitney.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna dallas on him right now. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: is Chad there? Uh? Yeah, this is Chad. Oh hey man,

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Speaker 1: this is Jewil from the Jewels Show. This is awesome

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. This is English Hamer from the Jewil Show.

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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show is a radio show. Okay, yeah, oh, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much. Well, yeah, we're calling you, and

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Speaker 1: we're calling you today because you went on a date

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Speaker 1: all right, I know exactly who you're talking about. All right,

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Speaker 1: all right, really can't believe it's happening right now. Who

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Speaker 1: who do you think we're talking about? Yeah, uh, it

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Speaker 1: It took a while, Like why didn't you just reschedule

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Speaker 1: ask the question, cha, Chad, would you like to go

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Speaker 1: out with Whitney again on another date? We'll pay for it, honestly, Like,

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Speaker 1: I really think your judgment is totally off. Right now?

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Speaker 1: Do you think that my judgment off like your judgment

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Speaker 1: well I didn't know at that point you were going

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Speaker 1: to sound like such a toad toad? But did you

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Speaker 1: just call me like a toad? Like a fronk? Is

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Speaker 1: that like a fence to Was that meant to hurt

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Speaker 1: my feelings? I don't even know how I should react

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Speaker 1: right now? The Jewels show on demand jubils Dirty Little Secret.

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Speaker 1: You're time, You're dirty little secret? Text in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: You can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want. Because

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Speaker 1: we don't even know what your name is. We don't

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Speaker 1: ask you. Nobody knows what your name is. Text in

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Speaker 1: for one or six one if you want to tell

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret, whatever your name is, Nice to

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Speaker 1: meet you. How are you good? How are you not

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Speaker 1: too bad? What's you're doing little secret, So I actually

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Speaker 1: got this girl fired from her job. Oh that's Caddy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: unless it was like she was stealing your stuff and

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Speaker 1: you told him that she was stealing your stuff, then

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Speaker 1: that's appropriate. Or did you set her up somehow? Still, Caddy, No,

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Speaker 1: it just turns out so much worse. I once you

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Speaker 1: get my normal like morning coffee at Starbucks and the

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Speaker 1: barista was just being super rude, okay, like she was

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Speaker 1: taking her time, wasn't really paying attention to me. And

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Speaker 1: then when I got to the front of the line

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Speaker 1: there was only like two of us in there. She

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Speaker 1: was just rushing me along, like saying, Okay, come on,

447
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Speaker 1: give me your car, let's go hurry. Yeah, I guess, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's having a rough day or something. So then I'm

449
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Speaker 1: waiting and I'm waiting and I'm waiting. So it's taking

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Speaker 1: like twenty minutes at this point, and you didn't say

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Speaker 1: anything before that. No. I was trying to lay off

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Speaker 1: because she seemed like she was in a bad mood.

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to get punched in the face it

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Speaker 1: sounds like, yeah, So I asked her if she was

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Speaker 1: almost done, and she started raising her voice at me

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Speaker 1: and I just said, listen, I've been waiting here for

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes and there's no one else in the store. Like,

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Speaker 1: if you can't talk to customers, if you're customer facing

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Speaker 1: in your job, maybe you should have a customer facing job.

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Speaker 1: So many that are so rude. If you do have

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Speaker 1: one bad day, though, it's like understandable kind of yeah.

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Speaker 1: So okay, so what happened after that? So anyway, I

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Speaker 1: must have really ticked her off by asking how much longer?

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Speaker 1: And she threw my drink at the floor. Whoa, Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: she's crazy. What happened after that? So I wound up

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Speaker 1: getting pissed off, and I was like, this is so unnecessary.

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Speaker 1: I just waited here for twenty minut and now she

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Speaker 1: just threw the drink at the floor. It was all

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Speaker 1: over my shoes. So I stormed out. Yeah I would

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Speaker 1: have two. So that doesn't sound like a normal yeah

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Speaker 1: like interaction, you know somewhere like a coffee place like that.

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Speaker 1: So what does this have to do with getting somebody fired?

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Speaker 1: Yeah from your chicks, she probably got Did you get

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Speaker 1: a fire from that? I mean, well she should have been.

475
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Speaker 1: Was pissed off, So I was on a mission. I

476
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Speaker 1: called corporate that night and I told them what happened,

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Speaker 1: and I was just on a mission to get this

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Speaker 1: girl fired. Yeah, I would be too. They told me

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Speaker 1: they let her go. Super appropriate. Actually that's why I

480
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Speaker 1: was confused. I thought you would got someone that works

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Speaker 1: with you fired, right, Yeah? Why is this a secret?

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Speaker 1: So I was really happy about it when corporate called

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Speaker 1: back telling me that they let her go. But that

484
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Speaker 1: was two weeks ago. And then last night, I was

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Speaker 1: just sitting on the balcony of my apartment and I

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Speaker 1: see this moving truck pull up and it's the girl

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Speaker 1: that I got fired from Starbucks. Well that's awkward. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's gonna be very awkward. I wonder if she knows

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Speaker 1: it was you, though, or if they get up an

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Speaker 1: anonymous complaint. I mean she probably does. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's just like, really really a coincidence for her to

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Speaker 1: be moving into the same especially when she doesn't have

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Speaker 1: a job. Probably, Yeah, Well has she seen you? I

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Speaker 1: know she hasn't seen me yet. But I always sit

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Speaker 1: on my balcony at night, so I guess I'm gonna

496
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Speaker 1: have to not do that for a while, well, or

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Speaker 1: or run into her at all. Dude, you know what

498
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Speaker 1: you should do. What you should get a hold of

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Speaker 1: the like management in your apartment complex, make up some

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Speaker 1: story about her so they kick her out of there.

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Speaker 1: So like you're just getting fired. You get her kicked

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Speaker 1: out of the apartment, and then you fallow around. Just

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Speaker 1: keep doing her to the rest of her life. That'll

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Speaker 1: make her regret throwing that cup on the ground for sure.

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Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea. All right, Well, good luck

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Speaker 1: with all that. Thanks for telling me you do a

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Speaker 1: little secret. Thank you did Jebel Show on demand. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Iron n, the idiot News Network where idiots

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Speaker 1: aren't just in the news, they report the news. For Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: June twenty one, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh, and

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Speaker 1: there's one name you should never name your child if

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Speaker 1: you want them to live a successful life. We'll tell

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Speaker 1: you in just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.

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Speaker 1: I'm Alex Fresh and surprise, surprise, another billionaire CEO is

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Speaker 1: voluntarily stepping away from his duties amid an investigation recarding

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Speaker 1: alleged misconduct against himself or against him I guess, and

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Speaker 1: I have who coming up in my story, but I'll

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Speaker 1: give you a little hint. Okay, but act like I'm

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Speaker 1: screaming and like veans are popping out of my head

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Speaker 1: because I'm tired and I can't do it. You're fired.

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Speaker 1: And no it's not Donald Trump. I have who coming

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Speaker 1: up in my story. I'm Christian Gray Snow. And if

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Speaker 1: you have been convicted of sex trafficking, the last thing

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Speaker 1: you can do now is complain about your life being

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Speaker 1: bad or coming up on that in my story. That's

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Speaker 1: coming up in my story. Okay, more on those than

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Speaker 1: just a second before your first third of the day.

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Speaker 1: In the end, the Indian News Networks, there's the airport,

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Speaker 1: the news. I have a bubble in my throat. Hold

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Speaker 1: one second, sound like kermit, It's still there? Can you tell?

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Speaker 1: Just keep talking? Okay? Anyway, I said a second ago

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Speaker 1: there's something that you should never name your kid if

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Speaker 1: you want them to live a success of life. And

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Speaker 1: I say that because there's a twenty two year old

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Speaker 1: guy in Florida and his name is La Genius. I

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Speaker 1: mean Leginius sounds pretty a genius to me. Lay Genius.

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Speaker 1: He was arrested on Monday and it was fell on

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Speaker 1: the gun and drug charges. Le Genius hasn't spent too

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Speaker 1: much time in school either. He's been in out of

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Speaker 1: prison since he was thirteen. So don't want your kid

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Speaker 1: legiself set them up for fable genius fresh genius. And

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Speaker 1: this is the i n N, the Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. A part the

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Speaker 1: needs for our next story the day, let's send on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Bresh who was on location. I don't know,

546
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Speaker 1: because I want to ask these guys, these boys over here,

547
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Speaker 1: if they know what your actual middle name is? Aaron? Oh? Okay,

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Speaker 1: on top of it reservation. That's literally the only way

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Speaker 1: I know. I was shocked. I was how does he

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Speaker 1: know my middle name is the erin with the E

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Speaker 1: or A is a er anyhow? Okay, So another billionaire

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Speaker 1: CEO is voluntarily stepping away from his duties because he

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Speaker 1: allegedly has a new case from his conduct and I

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Speaker 1: don't know who it is. I didn't get into all

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Speaker 1: those details. But no, I mean I mean the girl

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Speaker 1: like that's what I mean. Sorry, Okay, okay, who the

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Speaker 1: girl is allegedly? But here's who he is? Okay, can

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Speaker 1: you play those clipsely? Oh? Just play him? Okay? The

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Speaker 1: clips this is the I n N N, the Adian News Network.

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Speaker 1: Radio Starchers is the airport the news. We have none

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Speaker 1: of the facts some of the time. And also we're

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Speaker 1: very smooth on our sound cues. Well, you told me

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Speaker 1: to cue you and you weren't paying attention, Alex on

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Speaker 1: the other side of the news desk, is that's where

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Speaker 1: you would like your sound clip for the billionaire story?

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Speaker 1: Short sound? Okay, shorter one, the shorter one? Yeah, huh

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Speaker 1: so hold on? So yeah. Allegedly he stepped away voluntarily

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Speaker 1: and the head of the WWE Yes what and his daughter,

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Speaker 1: Stephanie ma Man, she stepped in as a new chairwoman

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Speaker 1: and CEO. But hasn't he been like leading w forever?

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Speaker 1: I mean, hasn't he been misconducting? Probably that the whole

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Speaker 1: business that he created all about misconducting. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: good point. Here's some more clips of Vince McMahon. I've

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Speaker 1: gotten him for life. More. Oh god, his voice. I'm thick.

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Speaker 1: What came out of your demon infested? Whoa okay? A

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Speaker 1: guy that talks like that? Why is anybody surprised? Wrong? Surprise?

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Speaker 1: I used to watch Raw all the time to on

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Speaker 1: Monday night. I've actually went to Raw twice row too.

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Speaker 1: I was obsessed, not only just went to it, made

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Speaker 1: a sign and freaked out because of a sweatband that

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Speaker 1: I got sena sweatband. Also, I did say Sena, will

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Speaker 1: you marry me? In one and then the next one

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Speaker 1: I said, Sena, I came for your shirt because he

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Speaker 1: takes it off and throws in the crowd. Anyway, don't

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Speaker 1: judge me anyway. This is the news network devil and

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Speaker 1: fasted worms. Let's to Christian Grace Snow who's on location.

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Speaker 1: I hate the term devil infested womb. I'm on location

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Speaker 1: in Manhattan, New York, where a sentencing memorandum filed Wednesday

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Speaker 1: ask for a sentence below twenty years for none other

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Speaker 1: than Glayne Maxwell, the non sack to Jeffrey Epstein, right yes.

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Speaker 1: The memo also continued claiming that her life has been

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Speaker 1: quote ruined and threatened while she has been behind bars.

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Speaker 1: G Glaine, wonder about all the innocent young women whose

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Speaker 1: lives ruined? I couldn't stop thinking about. Is that how

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Speaker 1: you really pronounced her name? I'm literally the worst person

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Speaker 1: I've pronounced anything that I don't know, So how is it?

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Speaker 1: I think it's Glene Glenels assignment. How are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, my glean tight lately? That was then and

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Speaker 1: rightfully so she looks like a devil said, that was

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Speaker 1: the I N N Tuna tomorrow the same time for

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Speaker 1: another hard ending report where you follows you on social

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Speaker 1: media at the Jewels Show, follows all individually. I'm a

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Speaker 1: Jewel fresh, I'm at that dress, and I'm a Christian

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Speaker 1: Grace Now and your phone brake happens every single hour

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Speaker 1: It's another Jebil phone frame Heday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Hello Kevin, Yeah, how's it going? Todd's Sparks here, but

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Speaker 1: the spark back in your life. Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Oh hi, I wasn't expecting of phone calls? Who is? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know what? At least she answered the call. That's

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Speaker 1: the thing. A lot of people don't just answer the call.

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Speaker 1: Fate is always calling, destined, He's always calling. All you

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Speaker 1: gotta do is pick up the phone. And you just did.

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Speaker 1: Todd Sparks. You might know me from my book series,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure about Oh, this is the number I had

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Speaker 1: on my sheet here. Your son's name is Logan. Okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: your son's name is Logan, and he is a great

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Speaker 1: enrolled in todd Sparks motivational program. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 1: enrolled by Eva. I'm guessing Eva is uh, yes, exactly.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations on being married. Anyway, he's been enrolled in my

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Speaker 1: positivity boot camp. Let's say forty five days. Isn't that

633
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 1: a bit long for a eight year old kids? Well,

634
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna challenge you there. I'm gonna challenge you there.

635
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,840
Speaker 1: But that's okay, because nobody grows without a little bit

636
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,880
Speaker 1: of challenge, right, A tree doesn't grow from a little

637
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: tiny stem and get out of the dirt and the

638
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: grum and the grum that's a new word I just

639
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:23,959
Speaker 1: made up, probably to find it someday, make a lot

640
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Speaker 1: of money from it. The grum and what was I

641
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: saying again? I kind of forgot Sorry todd Sparks here

642
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: putting Spark back. I think I lost both of us there.

643
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:35,720
Speaker 1: But that's okay, because when you're lost, all that means

644
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: is you're gonna be found. And that is exactly the

645
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: perfect way to let you know about our first lesson.

646
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: I have to get an approval first, and to get

647
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 1: you to sign off on a couple of disclosures and

648
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: a couple of waivers before we start the official todd

649
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: Sparks Tiny Flames Camp and the program that your wife

650
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 1: already told you about. I think, yes, yes, the program

651
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: starts off with our first lesson lost. You're never lost,

652
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: You're only looking to be found. It's sort of like

653
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: a trust fall type of thing. We're gonna drive him

654
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: out to the desert, drop him off and let him

655
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: find his way home. No no, no, no no no no,

656
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm not dropping my son offside with it. To this program.

657
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: My wife made a huge mistake, but please do not

658
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,839
Speaker 1: contact us again. My son will not be joining this

659
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 1: crazy ass program. I'd like to send you a free book. No, no,

660
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,200
Speaker 1: don't send me a book. I've heard enough. I am

661
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:33,480
Speaker 1: done and my child is not coming to your seminar

662
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: program whatever you want to call it. You know what,

663
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: that's fine. I think I've heard your answer. And if

664
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,400
Speaker 1: you don't want your son attending todd Sparks new motivation

665
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:44,320
Speaker 1: of boothcamp for the little kids called Tiny Sparks, that's fine.

666
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:47,439
Speaker 1: I will let you know that ten thousand dollars is nonrefundable,

667
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,399
Speaker 1: so no matter what, I'm gonna thank you for your

668
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Wait, my wife gave you ten thousand dollars

669
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,359
Speaker 1: for this correct, that's right. She I want my money back.

670
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 1: Bro Well, like I said, it's I need to check,

671
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: but I need a refund at the end of the day.

672
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna go ahead and let you go go

673
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: on about your way, have a great day. Don't let

674
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,360
Speaker 1: you go. Don't hang up this phone. I want my

675
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,759
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars back. Well, I can't do that because

676
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,160
Speaker 1: this is a prank phone call. I don't care what

677
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: it is. I want my money. No, this is this

678
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 1: is actually, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show

679
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: doing a phone prank on you and your wife set

680
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 1: you up. It's a joke. Oh my gosh, she said,

681
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what to believe. No, she did not.

682
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: She also didn't made up the fact that she enrolled

683
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: your son in some positivity boot camp and just wanted

684
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: to meet a mess with you. This is good, all right. Well,

685
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: I'd still like to send you one of my books.

686
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 1: I'll still send you one of my books, todd Sparks book.

687
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks. We say,

688
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties only six point one. It's time

689
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:52,600
Speaker 1: for a brand new War of the roses. To catch

690
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: a cheater. And there's so many ways to catch somebody cheating.

691
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 1: Sometimes they leave evidence like that one time a woman

692
00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: found a strand of pink hair in her bed room.

693
00:36:00,719 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 1: She had black hair, her husband's hair blonde. So whose

694
00:36:03,719 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 1: hair was it? It wasn't from a new stuffed animal

695
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:09,919
Speaker 1: that he just got, of course, it was from someone

696
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 1: else that he was cheating with. And that's definitely one

697
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: sure way to catch a cheater. And why do we

698
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: have a listener on the phone today who thinks that

699
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: their significant other is cheating? You'll find out next in

700
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: War of the Roses, the Jebil Show on demand. It's

701
00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:26,319
Speaker 1: time War of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.

702
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: Kevin is on the phone today for War of the

703
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: Roses to catch a cheater, and he thinks his girlfriend

704
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,720
Speaker 1: Ashley is cheating on him all because she borrowed his car.

705
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,800
Speaker 1: What does that mean? We're about to find out, Kevin,

706
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: thank you for your email. Sorry you have to come

707
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 1: on the show like this. I say that to everybody,

708
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: but tell us a little bit about why you think

709
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:45,279
Speaker 1: your girlfriend's cheating on you. You know. Basically, I drive

710
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: and think, my girl, we only have one car, so

711
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:48,880
Speaker 1: I'll you know, take her to work. Who are some

712
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 1: mighty sis And she can't see where we see a

713
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: m she's kind of she's not legally blab but she

714
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 1: can't see at night. Okay, drive, so I've drop her off,

715
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: you know, we pick her up, you know for her steps.

716
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: And like recently she had a company party in which

717
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 1: she wanted to go to but I couldn't come, which

718
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 1: was weird to me. And then actually on top of that,

719
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: she wanted to pick up a couple of her friends

720
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 1: who you know, we give rides to, you know, to

721
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 1: and from work as well. That's fine, but then it

722
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: was another guy who also wanted to come, and she

723
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 1: wanted to pick them up. So then the car was

724
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,280
Speaker 1: full too. So now and now it's like I definitely

725
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 1: couldn't come. Well who was the guy? Well, nor co workers?

726
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So do you normally go

727
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 1: to her company parties? Is this the first? Yeah, tichnic

728
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,440
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and know whatever, So we hang

729
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: out all the time. It's not It's not uncommon for

730
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: me to be around. You met this co worker before

731
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: the guy. Now I do not know who the guy is.

732
00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 1: So I didn't know who the guy was. Now I

733
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:50,280
Speaker 1: think it's suspicions of it too. I got a faceboo

734
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: message from this dude's girlfriend, the guy that went to

735
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 1: the party. Okay, you got it from message from his girlfriend. Yeah,

736
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: his girlfriend messages me on Facebook. And now she's like, hey,

737
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 1: you know, I think you know your girl's man, you know,

738
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: talking to my guy. Yetta gotta gotta yeah, so and

739
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: I mean the phones are in my name. I got me,

740
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,800
Speaker 1: I'll pay for you know, I kind of like, you know,

741
00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:14,840
Speaker 1: confronted her. I bought it, and she says, you know

742
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,880
Speaker 1: it's messed in, but you know, you know the salmon

743
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: when you getting played. Yeah, for sure, for sure really

744
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 1: messed up. You're like, are being nice in that way

745
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: and being and then you're like driving her places because

746
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: she can't see. And then she says, you can't go

747
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: to this company party with her? And did that dude

748
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:34,319
Speaker 1: drive your car there? Then? Oh, don't make me think

749
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: about that man that that just almost pissed me off

750
00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: right there. Okay, I have a question though, So she

751
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,440
Speaker 1: sounds like very codependent to me, Like why she why

752
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,160
Speaker 1: doesn't she get some glasses? Why doesn't she get her

753
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,840
Speaker 1: own car? Like why doesn't she just take care of

754
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: herself her on phone bills? Like what are you? All?

755
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 1: Very good questions. So I want to know if if

756
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,839
Speaker 1: I should be doing this for this girl? Yeah at all?

757
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I mean it sounds it

758
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:00,680
Speaker 1: sounds shady to me, definitely that all of a sudden

759
00:39:00,719 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: you can't go this guy goes and then and then yeah,

760
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: and then his girlfriend hits you up saying that she

761
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,719
Speaker 1: thinks they're messing around, because I mean I work in

762
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 1: the daytime, so you know when I'm looking at the

763
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 1: messages and stuff like that message and a call and

764
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 1: calls doing a day like while you don't call somebody, Yeah,

765
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 1: oh yeah, phone calls too. Okay, Yeah, I don't even

766
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: like talking on the phone to people I love. I

767
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: know me neither. That's that's all right. Well what grocery

768
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: store does she shop at? H Okay, and she's a

769
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 1: rewards card member there, Yeah, all right, you were faithfully

770
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: all the time. Okay, Well, then we'll do the usual

771
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,720
Speaker 1: and we'll call up and we'll call from the grocery

772
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: store say that we're give one lucky Rewards card to

773
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: every single month thirty six long stem red roses to

774
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,319
Speaker 1: send to anybody that they want to and see if

775
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: she sends them to you or someone else. Maybe that dude. Okay, okay,

776
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:56,680
Speaker 1: I've won't last question real quickly. What is his girlfriend?

777
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 1: Is she cute? Yeah? I mean, come on enough, I'll play,

778
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 1: she's play. Yeah, I mean you're doing all that driving

779
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 1: her around paying for the fight every must dude's girlfriend. Oh,

780
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: the dude's girlfriend. Oh, okay, the one that hit him

781
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,320
Speaker 1: up saying, hey, did you know this? Oh yeah, not

782
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: your girlfriend. That would be weird if you were like, no,

783
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I mean she's not ugly. I was just

784
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: hoping you say that. I want to tuck that in

785
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: your back pocket if we get if we get proof

786
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: that she is cheating with that dude, Hey man, you

787
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 1: got an option already ready to go? Yeah, I mean,

788
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean I might even be down with there,

789
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: but I gonna pay for most all. Right, here we go.

790
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: We'll play a song, come back, and then call her

791
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: and find out for sure if she's cheating on you

792
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: or not. With War of the Roses Catch Cheater next,

793
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: did you want you're just joining us for today's Ward

794
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: the Roses Catch Cheater. Kevin is on the phone and

795
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,439
Speaker 1: he's pretty sure that his girlfriend Ashley is cheating on him. Why. Well,

796
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 1: because a lot of stuff has happened in the past

797
00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 1: few days. Kevin drives her around a lot because she

798
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 1: has trouble seeing at night, so he drives her to

799
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: and from work. He's gone to a lot of work

800
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: parties with her because of that, and so it's not

801
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: weird for him to be around the other day, she

802
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: needed to go to work party, but said that he

803
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: couldn't go he couldn't drive her. She then ended up

804
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: going with a couple other co workers, one dude in particular,

805
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: whose girlfriend actually messaged Kevin on Facebook and said that

806
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 1: she thinks that Ashley and her boyfriend are messing around.

807
00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: Kevin confronted her about it. She said that they're just friends.

808
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,160
Speaker 1: But also Kevin pays the phone bill. Looked up the

809
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 1: phone bill, and there's a bunch of text back and forth,

810
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: long conversations during the day when Kevin's at work, and

811
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: he's pretty sure that they're messing around. He just doesn't

812
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 1: have proof and he wants to get it. So we're

813
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,880
Speaker 1: about to call from the grocery store that she sho

814
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 1: that she shops at, say that we're off her one

815
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: Lucky Rewards card member every single month thirty six long

816
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,080
Speaker 1: stem red roses to send to anybody that they want

817
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 1: to and see if she sends them to Kevin or

818
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,200
Speaker 1: to somebody else, and then Kevin can get his proof

819
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 1: that she's cheating or not. All right, Kevin, here we

820
00:41:52,920 --> 00:42:06,359
Speaker 1: go on a dollar phone of her right now. Hello, Hi,

821
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm looking for Ashley. It's hard Ashley. My name is

822
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 1: Jorbil calling from and I am here to say congratulations,

823
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: you're this month's winner. Yea, hey, yeah, ok what did

824
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:27,320
Speaker 1: I win? The flowers? Okay, yay. Every single month we

825
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:30,640
Speaker 1: offer one Lucky Rewards Card winner at random. We just

826
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: pick a name, pick a number, and we call them

827
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: up and we offer them flowers from our floral department

828
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,959
Speaker 1: to be delivered anywhere in the United States for free.

829
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: Our gift to you saying thanks for shopping. Wow, So

830
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 1: congrats and thank you for shopping. Oh okay, so I

831
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,960
Speaker 1: can send it for anyone, anybody that you want to.

832
00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you guys were doing it. Yeah, yeah, everything,

833
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: It's okay. It's kind of a new thing we're doing

834
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 1: just to thank our loyal customers and say once again,

835
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: thank you for shopping. So I don't know who you're

836
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 1: going to send them to and what the occasion is.

837
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: We have cards and things like that, but um, you know,

838
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:06,960
Speaker 1: we've run into this before where sometimes if a woman

839
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: wants to send it to a love interest who's am

840
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: ill and they don't think they'll like flowers. We have

841
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: cactuses and other manly things like that. So we have

842
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: an arrangement that we could definitely make work for you

843
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,719
Speaker 1: if that's what you choose. So you let me know

844
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,959
Speaker 1: and I'll get it done for you. Okay, So can't

845
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: we go with the cactus? Okay? Yes? Other than that,

846
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 1: if you know who you want to send them to

847
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 1: right now, I just need the name first and last,

848
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: And if you want to write anything on a card,

849
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 1: I would need to know what you want to put

850
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: on the card, and then I would just need the

851
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:38,439
Speaker 1: address to send them to. Okay, so, um, their first name.

852
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: You can send the flowers to Brandon. So on the card,

853
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 1: I wanted to say I had a great time love

854
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: being your little dirty secret. Oh yeah, that's fun. Wow. Okay,

855
00:43:58,760 --> 00:44:04,560
Speaker 1: so here the whole time? Is that the dude? Wait,

856
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: that's him? So way, what's going on? What's happening? Totally space,

857
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,279
Speaker 1: I don't work from a grocery store. And this is

858
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 1: Jewel from The Jewels Show, the radio show. My name

859
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:19,640
Speaker 1: is Jewbil, mine's Alex, and I'm Christian Grass now and

860
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: your boyfriend Kevin's on the phone because he thought you

861
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 1: might be cheating with this dude named Brandon here. Yeah

862
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: you are, yeah yeah no no, no, no death no

863
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: yeah oh no, oh my god, yeah, no, oh my god, no, no, no,

864
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for everything that he does for you

865
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,080
Speaker 1: and you're just playing him driving you around in these

866
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:56,640
Speaker 1: gas prices are no. No, I promise, I'm so sorry.

867
00:44:56,719 --> 00:45:00,320
Speaker 1: It would never happen again, like it only happened one time, Kevin,

868
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: like me, I don't mean it wasn't just one time.

869
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 1: And what about her phone calls? You know, I'm at working,

870
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: you're calling him talking all the time. After after I

871
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: do all this for you, I'm dropping you off that work. Sorry,

872
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Please please please, I'll please forget. It won't happen.

873
00:45:22,719 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: I'm straight. Wow, I'm so straight, grid man, how did

874
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,919
Speaker 1: how did you even know? Look? Because Jessica messaged me? Yeah,

875
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: his girlfriend, you know, because that's why you want to

876
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 1: be a secret, because you know his girlfriend too. Right?

877
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Please, I hope it was fun and

878
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,920
Speaker 1: I asked you about it and I knew he was nine.

879
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: He could have just kept the one Hunter Wooden. Nah,

880
00:45:54,560 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm straight, goodbye, goodbye, No, Kevin, we could

881
00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 1: talk about it. Please, can we talk about this please?

882
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: We're talking about talk about what? Man. Look, I'm look,

883
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: I'm done. It's over and I'm messaging des there right now.

884
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 1: It's a rat. Don't do that. Don't do that, clean,

885
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,800
Speaker 1: don't do that? What do you mean don't do that?

886
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 1: Why would he not? I mean it just happened one time.

887
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter matter. That's one time too many, yeah, man,

888
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: especially after everything I do. You know what I'm saying? Uh,

889
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 1: the phone bills in my name, That's how I found

890
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: out done. I hope you find the next level of

891
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: like from the bus, because that's what you're gonna be

892
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:49,320
Speaker 1: at on the bus. The Jewels Show on demand Jebils

893
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret.

894
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret to tell, so

895
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 1: you can always email the show on air at the

896
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: jewelshow dot com. And remember you can tell us whatever

897
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,360
Speaker 1: you want anything in the Dirty Little Secret because we

898
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,680
Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. Everybody remains anonymous.

899
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,359
Speaker 1: What's your doing? Little secret? All right? So? I love

900
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 1: to do pub crawls with my friends, and when I

901
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,560
Speaker 1: do it, I like to drink it. Every single pub

902
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: that we do. I try to go hardcore on that.

903
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 1: But I got absolutely obliterated recently and I do not

904
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 1: remember pretty much. I think the last thing I remember

905
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: is maybe around the seventh pub and then from that

906
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: point I woke up in some woman's house that I

907
00:47:35,640 --> 00:47:40,279
Speaker 1: didn't know. It was awkward to me, yeah, because I

908
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 1: just I like to remember things. But I don't even

909
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: perform well drunk, so I don't know ebody does at

910
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 1: that point. Listen, I used to drink a lot, right

911
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:52,520
Speaker 1: every day, almost friends hang out, drink a ton, blackout

912
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,319
Speaker 1: all the time, and I always just considered it, Hey,

913
00:47:56,080 --> 00:48:01,760
Speaker 1: nothing happened, so nothing bad happened. I sure hope nothing happened,

914
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: because when I woke up and I looked, she must

915
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 1: have been seventy. She definitely was a grandma seventy. I

916
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:15,879
Speaker 1: saw pictures with little kids in the house. Thirty. Oh boy,

917
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: that's quite a nice gap. My friend's not a cougar.

918
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: What is that that's older than it's a great grandma.

919
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: That's a saber tooth tiger. That's like how that's just

920
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,800
Speaker 1: a little bit younger than Evan's mother's mother where he

921
00:48:27,920 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 1: lives and in her basement. Please self this joke, I

922
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:33,400
Speaker 1: say as much as possible. Dude, Yeah, hey, is it

923
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: like a stroke of luck that you called in? I

924
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 1: don't know if you know that, but English. Evan lives

925
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: in his grandma's basement, as Alex likes to put his

926
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: mother's mother's basement. Yes, would you like to hang out

927
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,120
Speaker 1: with Evan someday? Maybe you can may I may already

928
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,840
Speaker 1: have been there. I'm not completely sure. What does she

929
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: look like? She had full white hair and it was

930
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: pretty long, and uh, she had very very big lips.

931
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my, goel, So did you wake up

932
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: in woke up naked? I tried to get what I

933
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 1: could and I got it out of it. I woke

934
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: up and she was over in the bathroom and she

935
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: didn't realize that I woke it up. So I just

936
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: tried to as quietly as I could collect my things

937
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 1: and get out of it. You probably didn't even need

938
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: to be quiet. I can't hear that that's true. But

939
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: I kind of need a little bit of advice on

940
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,600
Speaker 1: this too, because well, yeah, I mean, I got a

941
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: steady girlfriend and I don't know if I should tell

942
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 1: her yo, I don't know. I mean I did not

943
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: see that coming, cool man. So here's what you want.

944
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: If you want some advice, I'll give you some real advice.

945
00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you remember where the house

946
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: is or whatever. I don't. I doubt you have her

947
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: Instagram because seven each bider and have one. I think

948
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,319
Speaker 1: you need to get ahold of that lady go back.

949
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: I know. I think he needs to find out if

950
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: he did. Why would he need to do that. I

951
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: think we can tell his girlfriend because it's a different story.

952
00:49:56,080 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: If right, Why so that he can see if you

953
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: regard if he did or not he was in the

954
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,680
Speaker 1: girl's bed. Then I don't I would, I think, be honest.

955
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: So how's he gonna find her? Like he said, she's

956
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 1: on social Where is she? How? Maybe because it's local

957
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: bingo hole. That's exactly what I was gonna say. I

958
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 1: think make better decisions in the future. And maybe Man,

959
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 1: I hate saying this, but I don't say anything, but

960
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,520
Speaker 1: I feel like you should. But also like seventies, just

961
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 1: that adds a whole few different wrinkles girlfriend, and she's

962
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 1: a normal female. Don't tell your girlfriend. I'll just make

963
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,760
Speaker 1: sure I get STD tested and then just not worry

964
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, I don't worry. He didn't get a

965
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:43,279
Speaker 1: pregnant menopause. The Jebel Show on demand, How Sexy is

966
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: Your Blood Type? We're about to tell you right now.

967
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: It's the Jebel Show. And scientists did a little hardcore

968
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:49,920
Speaker 1: science thing like they like to do, and they came

969
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:52,120
Speaker 1: out with a study that says you can tell everything

970
00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:55,560
Speaker 1: about a person's personality and life based on their blood type.

971
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:58,239
Speaker 1: So do you know what blood type you are? First

972
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,440
Speaker 1: of all? I do zero? Quote, you don't know. You

973
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: can get a test that you do at home off Amazon,

974
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: just like you can for COVID. I don't even like

975
00:51:04,600 --> 00:51:05,920
Speaker 1: to give blood to a doctor. I'm not going to

976
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: do it at home. You're not curious, not at all.

977
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: You don't want to know what your person always liked blood. Well,

978
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,200
Speaker 1: I can tell you what my personality type is right

979
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:18,160
Speaker 1: now without any blood involves guess for you. You can

980
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: tell you all sorts of things about yourself and then

981
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,719
Speaker 1: also people that you're around. So if you're in a

982
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 1: relationship and you're thinking, could we go for the long haul?

983
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,600
Speaker 1: Could we be like Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly

984
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:29,880
Speaker 1: and drink each other's blood at night? Because they do that.

985
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: They do then they wear it a necklaces. Yeah, the

986
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: necklace thing is kind of cool to me. Honestly, I'm

987
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: gonna I don't know why we're just kind of dark

988
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, but you know exactly, like if you

989
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,239
Speaker 1: can date a person based off their blood type, Like,

990
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it can't date you because you're AB negative.

991
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 1: That's a blood type. I don't even know if it is.

992
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:48,400
Speaker 1: I just know that. Funny if that was like why

993
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,320
Speaker 1: a reason somebody who's being guested I found out that

994
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,440
Speaker 1: they were oh positive, ran as fast as I could

995
00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 1: and do it. Yeah. Scientists say you can tell everything

996
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:59,759
Speaker 1: about a person's personality based on their blood type. So

997
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,799
Speaker 1: does your blood type say about you? Let's run down

998
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: the list. I don't know a lot about blood or

999
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:05,960
Speaker 1: blood types, but I have the notes in front of

1000
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,919
Speaker 1: me from the study on blood types, so these are legit. Okay,

1001
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:10,880
Speaker 1: I'm not making them up. Hey, Christian, you don't know

1002
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 1: your blood type? I don't, producer, Ben, do you know yours? Yes,

1003
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: definitely know my blood type? Is it? Oh negative? I'm

1004
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: a universal donor, so oh is it? Everyone could have

1005
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 1: my blood? But like crazy, I can't have everyone's blood.

1006
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: So you're what oh negative? Oh are you very rare?

1007
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:29,719
Speaker 1: Nobody's getting only very joke said, like a diamond. The

1008
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: only person he's getting that terrible joke is Brad our

1009
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:36,840
Speaker 1: producer catch that? Whatsoever? I'll try one more time. So,

1010
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 1: what's your blood type? Again? I got it? I got it,

1011
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 1: Alex got it. She doesn't laugh it. It's not that funny,

1012
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 1: which I don't blame it. Negative. So your blood type

1013
00:52:45,760 --> 00:52:52,359
Speaker 1: is oh negative? Oh? Is it? You still are getting it? Oh?

1014
00:52:53,200 --> 00:53:06,160
Speaker 1: Part okay? Over your head our executive reducer Brad. And

1015
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: do you know your blood type? A positive? A positive?

1016
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:12,879
Speaker 1: I don't have that sounds like yeah, okay. So if

1017
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 1: you have the blood type of A, which I guess

1018
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,680
Speaker 1: would be our executive producer of Brad. It doesn't say

1019
00:53:17,719 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 1: positive or negative there, but just as a your earnest, creative, sensible, reserved,

1020
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 1: patient and responsible as also on the bad side, you

1021
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:34,200
Speaker 1: can be stubborn and tense. Wow, stubborn and sometimes looks stubborn.

1022
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:39,879
Speaker 1: Sometimes you look a little tense. You'reking over to study.

1023
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:42,200
Speaker 1: Researchers came out with what your blood type says about

1024
00:53:42,200 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: your personality. If you have the blood type of B,

1025
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: then you are passionate, you have an active nature, You're

1026
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: creative and strong. And then on the downside of it,

1027
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 1: you're selfish, irresponsible, unforgiving and erratic. That might be me.

1028
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: You actually have go to the doctor and they're like,

1029
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 1: do you know your blood type type? I mean, just

1030
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,359
Speaker 1: tell you a little bit about my day, and you'd

1031
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,080
Speaker 1: be like, it's type for sure exactly. Researchers say you

1032
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,440
Speaker 1: can tell everything about a person's personality based on their

1033
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 1: blood type. If you're a B, it means you're cool, controlled, rational,

1034
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: and adaptable. Wow. The bad part of having a B

1035
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:22,240
Speaker 1: blood is that you're critical, indecisive, forgetful, and irresponsible. Alex

1036
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: and I did our blood and we're both type Oh right,

1037
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 1: oh positive positive? Oh are we sorry? Um? I'm real

1038
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,759
Speaker 1: sure that's not me. Critical, indecisive, forgetful, and irresponsible. I

1039
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:41,440
Speaker 1: feel like I might be a B. Yeah. Um. If

1040
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: you have O type blood, then it says that you're confident,

1041
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:49,040
Speaker 1: self determined, strong willed, and intuitive. And then the downside

1042
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 1: of that self centered, cold, unpredictable and a potential workaholic.

1043
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:57,440
Speaker 1: Sounds about right. So there you go. That's what your

1044
00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: blood types say about you. Oh positive is the blood

1045
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,560
Speaker 1: that is most needed in the world. Oh wow, the

1046
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Speaker 1: majority of you are oh positive positive? Okay? Well negative?

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Speaker 1: Like you could give your blood to a B. You

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Speaker 1: could really, anybody could take all negative. It works within

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Speaker 1: a kind of blood, yes, oh does it? Oh? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about all of the oh jokes. I apologize,

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Speaker 1: Please don't apologize. I love it. I would love to

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Speaker 1: be a phlebotomist because then I could make my hilarious

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Speaker 1: oh joke all time, oh blood joke. People's say you

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Speaker 1: know what blood type you are? I'm type Oh, oh

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Speaker 1: are you? And then the whole place would just erupt

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Speaker 1: in laughter every time, every single time. I would never

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Speaker 1: I'm at Jewel Fresh. I'm a Christian Gray snow the

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