Speaker 1: First of all, you've changed ever since you got a tattoo.
Speaker 1: You're crying over celebrity sidings and restaurants. You are, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't even feel like I know you anymore.
Speaker 2: Calm down with Aeron and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2: Yeah oh yeah, oh yeah. Don't call it a comeback stage.
Speaker 2: Your name and your occupation. Hold the line, caller. We
Speaker 2: are holding no more. We are holding out.
Speaker 1: We were holding out for a great contract with iHeart.
Speaker 1: We have settled the dispute. Aaron's mom negotiated the contract. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lamar's style and we're back everybody, and this air is
Speaker 1: longer than ever.
Speaker 2: I just came straight from the salon what's happening.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be back by voice is horse
Speaker 1: from some shenanigans over the past.
Speaker 2: Weekend, but we got to fill the folks in.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be back recording an episode with you,
Speaker 1: my love for the first time and what three since
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl seventy five years Yep, I'm so excited
Speaker 1: and thank you to every everybody who reached out. Dmd
Speaker 1: us and Chrissa was just in Kansas City this weekend
Speaker 1: and she said that a ton of people were mentioning
Speaker 1: to her like, when are you guys coming back? So
Speaker 1: happy that we are back, shout out to Courtney. Courtney
Speaker 1: was very concerned and we were coming back Courtney, yes
Speaker 1: not Courtney Cox, but equally is fun.
Speaker 2: She was excited.
Speaker 1: Her husband gave me a B twelve shot because well,
Speaker 1: my body needed it. But yeah, she was one of
Speaker 1: the wonderful individuals that was inquiring when we were coming back,
Speaker 1: and she said that Travis and Jason have been pacifying
Speaker 1: her in our absence.
Speaker 2: So those together, yeah, those two are on fire.
Speaker 1: But those are going to be our next guest on
Speaker 1: this podcast, because well why not.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Absence is over. Our contract is signed, sealed, delivered. Actually
Speaker 1: I don't even think it's signed, but you know, we're
Speaker 1: just active. I haven't signed it anyways, we are excited
Speaker 1: to be back. So yeah, the last time we were
Speaker 1: on here, we were both dragging ass, d a m
Speaker 1: over and tired.
Speaker 2: As we do today.
Speaker 1: Sure, so some things haven't changed, No, in the three
Speaker 1: months since we've been gone, But in an effort to
Speaker 1: organize the last three months, we'll go through some of
Speaker 1: our big headlines what we've been doing while we've been gone,
Speaker 1: and some things that we're looking forward to.
Speaker 2: So ladies and gentlemen, settle in, whether it's.
Speaker 1: With a cocktail, a cup of coffee, or just on
Speaker 1: a long car ride. Put that seatbelt on, and here
Speaker 1: we go. So, miss Andrews, three headlines, what you've been
Speaker 1: doing the past three months?
Speaker 2: Your first headline is what my first headline is.
Speaker 1: I'm obviously recording at our office here down the street
Speaker 1: from my house because my house is the money pit.
Speaker 2: Don't know if you're aware of that movie.
Speaker 1: If you've seen it, eighties movie Tom Hanks Shelley Long,
Speaker 1: a freaking classic and even more relatable when your roof
Speaker 1: is leaking from all areas because of that weather we
Speaker 1: got here in California that's still happening apparently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what is this? You said that pertly?
Speaker 1: We got a bathroom blown out downstairs, so yup, never
Speaker 1: good to blow out a bathroom. But we haven't coming
Speaker 1: from all angles. I got guys on my roof. They're
Speaker 1: taking off sun roofs, roofs, roofskyl I judge, yep, those
Speaker 1: two skylights in my bathroom. One morning, I was checking out.
Speaker 1: Maybe an ingrown on my arm pit and I looked up,
Speaker 1: looked my armpit, looked up and my sunlight has gone.
Speaker 1: And a man is, you know, fixing the leaks. And
Speaker 1: I was like, how are we doing good? Thing?
Speaker 2: Wasn't plucking anything, you know that I shouldn't be black
Speaker 2: like just a time at our house.
Speaker 1: My husband, you know, he just seems to be out
Speaker 1: of town away golfing when this is all happening.
Speaker 2: I'm holding it down, raising the roof.
Speaker 1: I'm grateful, you know, we are able to make the
Speaker 1: repairs on our house, but it is the fucking worst.
Speaker 1: And I'll say this today. Obviously I haven't cleaned up
Speaker 1: my language in three weeks or three months. I was
Speaker 1: in a rush to get to pilates, yes, trying to
Speaker 1: work out and take care of myself. In the off season.
Speaker 1: We had, you know, one of the guy's maintenance guy
Speaker 1: cars parked behind my car. So I'm trying to edge
Speaker 1: out between the car and the ladder. And as I
Speaker 1: do that, I smoke the road closed sign that was
Speaker 1: at the end of my driveway.
Speaker 2: Smoked it.
Speaker 1: Wait till Jared hears I was in his car, smoked it,
Speaker 1: got out, mfing everything inside.
Speaker 2: There's construction workers all around.
Speaker 1: When to pick up this metal like sign, you know,
Speaker 1: small road close, not small?
Speaker 2: And they also collapse on your fingers.
Speaker 1: Don't know if I need a tetanus shot because it
Speaker 1: was squeezing both fingers.
Speaker 2: I'm screaming on our road here in the South Bay.
Speaker 2: Ow ow, I can't get it off.
Speaker 1: None of these guys jumped down to help me, like Superman,
Speaker 1: Spider Man, any of the things.
Speaker 2: Just watch me.
Speaker 1: Thought I was going to lose a finger, crying. Finally,
Speaker 1: you know, got it out, looking at myself the whole
Speaker 1: time in plate's going Is this a tetnis shot?
Speaker 2: Is it tetanus, tetna, tetris, tetras put these pieces together.
Speaker 1: If I get a lockjaw, the world will be happy,
Speaker 1: but I won't. So there's that. That's what's going on
Speaker 1: in my neck of the wood. What's going on in yours?
Speaker 1: I have a Lockshaw story from high school, not involving me,
Speaker 1: but involving a friend of mine from high school that
Speaker 1: is so frickin' funny it's not appropriate, but I'll obviously
Speaker 1: say it on a later episode. The story's unbelievable and
Speaker 1: involves being underage, her lying and emergency rooms we'll leave
Speaker 1: that right there.
Speaker 2: That's not on her story to tell, but I'll tell
Speaker 2: it anyways.
Speaker 1: If any of our viewers or listeners know if we
Speaker 1: still have any when you need one of these shots,
Speaker 1: if they could reach out DMS let us know, I'll
Speaker 1: give updates throughout the night. Well, I'll tell you that
Speaker 1: I know my dog's Raby shots are updated because Daisy
Speaker 1: bit one of the workers that I had up in
Speaker 1: the lake House and he was so lovely and thank
Speaker 1: god he didn't sue me. I mean, that's was signed, dealed,
Speaker 1: and delivered with pending uproofle. I still haven't gotten that
Speaker 1: docu sign fact. But anyways, but no, home repairs are
Speaker 1: the worst. They always think you've had your PHILM that
Speaker 1: they take twice as long they're twice is expensive. My
Speaker 1: floor is still ripped up from the water damage on
Speaker 1: that situation, but again whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not one of my headlines, although I go
Speaker 2: on and on with that.
Speaker 1: Okay, first headline is Ruby Ranch much anticipated purchase of
Speaker 1: a random property that I have had like wanting to
Speaker 1: do ever since I watched the first episode of Yellowstone.
Speaker 1: I have alluded to this on the podcast prior to
Speaker 1: us going dormant for a little while, but it finally happened.
Speaker 1: I finally made it to this property, and everyone thinks
Speaker 1: I'm crazy, including you. Whenever I have purchased a property,
Speaker 1: I don't always see it before I purchase it. I
Speaker 1: just like, buy my rails, trust my real estate agent,
Speaker 1: trust the pictures online, and get an inspection. And everyone's like,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you've never been there before. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's fine, I'll see it eventually. So I finally made
Speaker 1: it to this ranch. It's seventy five acres. It is
Speaker 1: so random. I am bus really Hillbilly's out there in
Speaker 1: the middle of the woods.
Speaker 2: But I love it so much. And it was such
Speaker 2: a frickin production.
Speaker 1: I almost didn't think that I was because all the
Speaker 1: weather that happened, it was delayed, so.
Speaker 2: Basically I closed escro on this place.
Speaker 1: What how long have you been hearing me talk about
Speaker 1: this since like October November of last year and just
Speaker 1: got up to the damn place in May, like, hello,
Speaker 1: been a minute, So how long you How long was
Speaker 1: it between October and November, December, January, February, March April
Speaker 1: almost eight months?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: And you got your first call of shit was going
Speaker 1: down when kind of when So first called me crying
Speaker 1: was I was crying not over the roadside, but the
Speaker 1: road was closed to get to my house for eight
Speaker 1: months because of the weather in that situation, So I'm
Speaker 1: all excited.
Speaker 2: I finally like think I'm going to be able to
Speaker 2: go see this place.
Speaker 1: This is right after the Super Bowl, because I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: once the season's over, I can get up there.
Speaker 2: Get a call.
Speaker 1: There is six figures worth of damage from all of
Speaker 1: the rain stuff that's not covered by insurance, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, insurance is a real racket. I'm the gal
Speaker 1: who checks off everything. I'm like, yes, I'll take tornado insurance,
Speaker 1: any hurricane insurance or even fucking hurricanes in this state.
Speaker 1: But I am the girl buying all of the insurance.
Speaker 1: And then of course I get this from the insurance guy,
Speaker 1: ooh yeah no, that's not covered. Is making these rules,
Speaker 1: thank you, and it's never the thing I need. So anyways,
Speaker 1: I have to incur all of this costs. This is
Speaker 1: why I have to have ten jobs, and this is
Speaker 1: why we signed the contract, because I had to get
Speaker 1: back to work.
Speaker 2: I'm broke. I have no money. For the draft, for
Speaker 2: dinner tonight.
Speaker 1: For tonight, I'm going to And there's nothing worse than
Speaker 1: having to spend money on shit that's not even stuff.
Speaker 1: You're gonna see broken pipes, like your roof.
Speaker 2: You what are're gonna do?
Speaker 1: Invite me over and be like, hey, Santa Claus, look
Speaker 1: at the new roof we got. It's not sexy. You
Speaker 1: don't want to spend money on that stuff. So anyways,
Speaker 1: woe is me? Finally get up to this ranch, put
Speaker 1: a shit ton of money into things that I needed
Speaker 1: to fix that I didn't.
Speaker 2: Want to have to fix.
Speaker 1: But the great news is that I didn't think I
Speaker 1: was going to be able to keep these animals, because
Speaker 1: what am I doing with cows? So when I bought
Speaker 1: the property and I inherited cows, which by the way,
Speaker 1: they're not cows, I found out I had to google
Speaker 1: cows are female and steer our male, And I was like, well,
Speaker 1: what's the difference between like a bowl and a steer.
Speaker 1: One's been snipped, one hasn't, so a bowl like still
Speaker 1: has their balls.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm a rancher and I'm working on my glossary
Speaker 1: of terminology. So Anyways, I have steer, i have a pig,
Speaker 1: I have chickens. I'm about to get a peacock because
Speaker 1: there's snakes up there, and apparently peacocks like drive away snakes.
Speaker 2: It's your whole funny farm of things. Yep.
Speaker 1: Hm oh yeah, so that's my number one headline, Ruby Ranch.
Speaker 1: I named it Ruby Ranch because of my affinity for
Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz and like have all these like
Speaker 1: different cheesy little themes to go along with it. So
Speaker 1: more on that as I continue to spend time up there.
Speaker 1: But as you know, and she's Eron's heard me and
Speaker 1: Osium talk about this place because I feel like it
Speaker 1: was one of those things that I said to Steve.
Speaker 1: I was like, imagine buying a new car and then
Speaker 1: you don't get to drive the car for eight months.
Speaker 1: But then when you finally get the car, someone hits
Speaker 1: it and it's totaled, and so now you have to
Speaker 1: wait to repair the car.
Speaker 2: So this has.
Speaker 1: Been dominating the last three months of my life and
Speaker 1: it's so fun and it's so random.
Speaker 2: But yeah, TBD on how it all turns out.
Speaker 1: Ryan, our producer, we got to keep him in the
Speaker 1: contract negotiations. Yes, thank god, he asked, what about Larry
Speaker 1: the pig? Is he still around?
Speaker 2: Wait? Where's your chat this? I mean I don't even
Speaker 2: know how to work our thing anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, new contract? Who is It's over on this side?
Speaker 1: But yeah, is Larry still around your chat shot? But
Speaker 1: is the pig still there? Technology? That part still isn't
Speaker 1: part of my areas of expertise. Larry the pig is
Speaker 1: still around, And this is not just a pick, This
Speaker 1: is a hog.
Speaker 2: This thing probably weighs six hundred pounds. What you do
Speaker 2: with him? Feed him?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is he just there for like decorations? Part of the
Speaker 1: funny farm? I know nothing? I sound like total asshole.
Speaker 1: I know no, no, no about a farm. I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about a farm either, But thank god I had
Speaker 1: the sweet woman Tony who runs the ranch when I'm
Speaker 1: not around, but were there and he was part of.
Speaker 2: Like her kid's four age project.
Speaker 1: It was like something that they do, and so then
Speaker 1: he was like this little baby pig and he just
Speaker 1: kept growing and now he's so cute. I also have
Speaker 1: four dogs now that live up there because it kep
Speaker 1: the bears away. I mean, look, I got a lot
Speaker 1: happening up there. I don't know what I'm doing, but
Speaker 1: it's a good time. So yes, Ryan Larry, where are
Speaker 1: you in terms of the repair with the weather?
Speaker 2: Where is that? So? I wrote a.
Speaker 1: Damn check and got all the crap fis that I
Speaker 1: didn't want to have to do, like your roof. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's what's going on over there. The inside's all
Speaker 1: redne but I need to redo the kitchen in the
Speaker 1: bathrooms and now I just then broke, so I need
Speaker 1: to wait for more money to come in.
Speaker 2: Hire me, swipe up and Athletic Greens? Are you available
Speaker 2: for comics?
Speaker 1: Enough about that? Okay, so that's my first headline. What's
Speaker 1: your second head ones? In our absence?
Speaker 2: What have you been doing? When I told you this?
Speaker 1: You lost your mind and also said I'm so pissed
Speaker 1: we don't have the podcast going right now. To quote
Speaker 1: pretty Woman, I got a dress, a cocktail one.
Speaker 2: I got a tattoo, a bad one.
Speaker 1: This girl doesn't even have her ears double piers, and
Speaker 1: she says to me at dinner one night, I got
Speaker 1: a tattoo.
Speaker 2: The fuck?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, okay, explain the whole story, because I
Speaker 1: don't know if you still understand what the tattoos all
Speaker 1: about I don't. All I know is why is Wally's
Speaker 1: always involved.
Speaker 2: Wally's is the best and it's always involved.
Speaker 1: All right, Long story short, We've been gone for three months,
Speaker 1: this thing all the time.
Speaker 2: This is our show. We got a contract, this is
Speaker 2: the stuff they wanted.
Speaker 1: My best friend, one of my best friends, got traded
Speaker 1: from the Los Angeles Kings and it was a real
Speaker 1: shocker in the ballroom.
Speaker 2: Shocked to the system, just shocked. My heart shot through
Speaker 2: the hut. And then yea, too late, We're too late,
Speaker 2: but three months off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jackie Quick, Jonathan Quick, we're traded. And that
Speaker 1: was a tough night. So everybody was, you know, like
Speaker 1: I said, can I say shock again? There it is
Speaker 1: when you see this word drink. So they get traded.
Speaker 1: We're all really upset, and we all go out one
Speaker 1: night and we kind of just have well a time
Speaker 1: and you know, drinking away our sorrows and our sadness.
Speaker 1: And you know, now the Vegas Nights, which Jonathan plays for,
Speaker 1: are in the Stanley Cup final, so it almost laughing now,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I am at myself forgetting this.
Speaker 2: Actually, so we go and we yes, this is the joke.
Speaker 1: We go half a time, and we're just talking about
Speaker 1: how we're bummed and everything's changing in our life and
Speaker 1: we're not going to be together anymore.
Speaker 2: YadA, YadA, YadA. That leads to.
Speaker 1: Because you guys wanted to because Jonathan and Jared played
Speaker 1: how many years together?
Speaker 2: How many years were they.
Speaker 1: I should know that A long time, A lot of time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like yeah, so yeah, this wasn't yeah. So
Speaker 1: they've been teammates as long as Jarrett was in La
Speaker 1: So and you know, Quickie is pretty much everything about
Speaker 1: this La King's franchise. You went to Stanley Cups con
Speaker 1: smythe like just the heart and soul of the team.
Speaker 2: So AnyWho, it wasn't an.
Speaker 1: Easy pill to swallow, but so we go out, we
Speaker 1: have cocktails.
Speaker 2: No decisions, No good decisions.
Speaker 1: Are made when you are overserved, and we were and
Speaker 1: when the Quicks were traded the next day. This is
Speaker 1: one of the cool things that we do in hockey,
Speaker 1: especially with our group, and I love it so much everyone.
Speaker 1: It's almost like, and it's not funny, it's almost like
Speaker 1: a death. Everybody goes to their house. You don't care
Speaker 1: what time it is. They just woke up, they got
Speaker 1: their Jammi's on. You order donuts, you order drinks. The
Speaker 1: boys are all on one side, the girls are all
Speaker 1: on the other, and it's just kind of like we
Speaker 1: hang all day at their house. They have eight thousand
Speaker 1: things to do, but we're there and we're there to
Speaker 1: say we love you and we're.
Speaker 2: Here for you. You figure it out.
Speaker 1: So we did that, and right the day after and
Speaker 1: as we're sitting there, everybody's given a toast. We're all
Speaker 1: given a toast, and one of the toasts that was
Speaker 1: given was to this and better, and we were like, God,
Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's a great toast. So as
Speaker 1: we're sitting there a couple days later, over served at Wally's,
Speaker 1: we're like, let's get a tattoo again. Chris has said it.
Speaker 1: I don't have my ears double pierced. I am the
Speaker 1: biggest wait for it, square out there. I'm a loser.
Speaker 1: I'm a square.
Speaker 2: I don't really know. You've gotten wilder. But you take
Speaker 2: your time.
Speaker 1: You're not impulsive, like you like your gal over here,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they're just not like WHOA,
Speaker 1: what are we doing? You're very methodical and you take
Speaker 1: your time, and that is something I should do, but
Speaker 1: in this particular case, I too was stunned.
Speaker 2: So we decide.
Speaker 1: The girls all got a tattoo when I was out
Speaker 1: of town a couple of the girls, and the tattoo
Speaker 1: that they got was I had said to them one
Speaker 1: day when one of our friends was freaking out, be
Speaker 1: where your feet are a Nick Saban quote. I love
Speaker 1: it so much, so they all got drunk without me
Speaker 1: one night and got a pin like those pin like
Speaker 1: I'll throw, I'll put a pin on my location.
Speaker 2: They all got a pin.
Speaker 1: Drop a pin for those of you that know what
Speaker 1: it means, right, And I can't even figure out when
Speaker 1: you do drop a pin. It doesn't help me know
Speaker 1: where you are. I can't figure it out. Guy asked
Speaker 1: me to drop a pin one time. I said, no
Speaker 1: idea what that means, and he's like Jesus, And I
Speaker 1: was like, well, this is why I shouldn't be randomly
Speaker 1: hooking up with you. I don't even know how to
Speaker 1: drop a pin. I don't know what location you're at.
Speaker 1: I'll end up at the wrong location. This is a
Speaker 1: bad idea. Delete this, this is how crimes happened.
Speaker 2: Drop it while.
Speaker 1: So I get pissed that they did this tattoo without me,
Speaker 1: and they're like, you should get it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm making so much sense and abriated, so I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's get a new one. So they decide we'll get
Speaker 1: this and we'll wait for another girlfriend, part of our group,
Speaker 1: and then when she comes back, we'll get better. So
Speaker 1: this and better. It made a ton of sense. When
Speaker 1: you're overserved.
Speaker 2: We roll up to.
Speaker 1: A tattoo parlor. I've never had one before. I don't
Speaker 1: remember much. I'm sitting there, don't know you didn't even know.
Speaker 2: Which place it was.
Speaker 1: That's surprising because even I with my random ass tattoos
Speaker 1: and like just crossing out people's names as I break
Speaker 1: up with them whatever, I'm like, this, you don't even
Speaker 1: know which place you got a tattoo, and you might
Speaker 1: need a tetn a shot from that needle if.
Speaker 2: You don't know what.
Speaker 1: Next morning, I woke up and was having so many regrets,
Speaker 1: so as people do for what did I do? I
Speaker 1: can't believe this. It's bleeding? Should it be bleeding? I
Speaker 1: turned into such a swear. I'm like, do we think
Speaker 1: they cleaned the needles? My girlfriends are like, I can
Speaker 1: imagine you're so stupid.
Speaker 2: I got home.
Speaker 1: You would have thought I committed a crime. My husband
Speaker 1: disappointed in me?
Speaker 2: Tell me that. Yeah, stop, what do you say? I
Speaker 2: came home, he's in bed, pass out. How is the night? Fine?
Speaker 2: Rolled over the next morning? How to go? I got
Speaker 2: a tattoo? You did not? I did?
Speaker 1: Babe?
Speaker 2: You I did. I can hear it. I hear the babe.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll get it removed. I'll totally pay
Speaker 1: to get it removed. It was a stupid decision. I'm
Speaker 1: really sad about Jackie getting traded. I'm so sorry. He
Speaker 1: was like, it was like I robbed a s doort. Wait,
Speaker 1: so what was the disappointment? Because he didn't think you
Speaker 1: were going.
Speaker 2: To get one. He didn't like what you got or
Speaker 2: you didn't like talk to him about it because he's
Speaker 2: not excited, like the decision mission, like on anything. He's
Speaker 2: not like that. So that's what I mean, Like, what what?
Speaker 2: What was his disappointment?
Speaker 1: I just like, don't be making decisions like that when
Speaker 1: you're overserved, like you know, and I get it because
Speaker 1: I was disappointed in myself, and then god, then God,
Speaker 1: we don't change resumes. I mean, you would be at
Speaker 1: crawl in a hole and never come out if you
Speaker 1: had my decisions in life. Jesus, this is said about
Speaker 1: a tattoo that just looks like a sharpie, like a
Speaker 1: drop of a pen drop the pen and the pin
Speaker 1: and the mic.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, what does it mean?
Speaker 1: And they're like, it means this, or any time you
Speaker 1: got to say the word this, I know this. And
Speaker 1: everybody's like this is so stupid, Like I didn't ask
Speaker 1: you what this means.
Speaker 2: And you're like, I don't really know, and I'm like, well.
Speaker 1: Jesus, that actually is a bad reason to but I
Speaker 1: can't judge you on your tattoos. My agent made a
Speaker 1: great comment about it because it went to lunch with
Speaker 1: them and a couple of days after and he's like,
Speaker 1: I've always told my friends or my coworkers or my kids, like,
Speaker 1: if you want to get it done, wait like a
Speaker 1: whole year, or maybe even wait a few dates. If
Speaker 1: you're still obsessed with it, then get it done a
Speaker 1: whole year.
Speaker 2: We don't have time for that. We're going to keep
Speaker 2: it moving.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 2: I'm very proud of you.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is, you know, write a passage
Speaker 1: for you to just revert back to your rebellious ways
Speaker 1: that you didn't have when you were sixteen or eighteen
Speaker 1: or in my particular case, thirty eight. People are looking
Speaker 1: at me like I got a third eye. They're like,
Speaker 1: you got a tattoo. They're not looking at you, they're
Speaker 1: looking at me. Yeah, you were not the person. You
Speaker 1: were not on the Bingo card for tattoo and a
Speaker 1: word that you're just still confused by.
Speaker 2: Good headline though, sis good and mine. Next headline for yours,
Speaker 2: truly is no off season.
Speaker 1: I love when people say to me, are you enjoying
Speaker 1: your off season? I'm like, you know, there isn't an
Speaker 1: off season, and that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: That's a good thing. We're busy, we got things to do.
Speaker 2: We're paying for roofs, We're paying for Larry's pig food.
Speaker 2: We get it.
Speaker 1: But I, you and I say this regularly, like whenever
Speaker 1: we're on the phone every other day to each other,
Speaker 1: like season's here.
Speaker 2: Summer's over, summer's over.
Speaker 1: We haven't taken any trips with our U sleep group
Speaker 1: that we took like ten last year together. We miss
Speaker 1: the Stafford's. We have not taken You and I haven't
Speaker 1: done like the girls trip. We've done some dinners and
Speaker 1: like some things like that here and there, but we
Speaker 1: haven't done that, and I don't know where the time goes.
Speaker 2: It's like all of a sudden, obviously you have so much,
Speaker 2: so many.
Speaker 1: Things happening with businesses and life. But I'm like, there's
Speaker 1: no off season. And that's my sad headline is that
Speaker 1: when is like it's June whatever, it is fifth glo,
Speaker 1: beginning of June, and even like yeah, true June gloom.
Speaker 1: Anyone living in California, Like, what is this? What's happening here?
Speaker 1: That's the other thing too, I need a tant I'm red.
Speaker 2: You've got a bullet hole in your car?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is a head Well, there's no
Speaker 1: off season because I got to go to the repair
Speaker 1: shop today.
Speaker 2: I came in the city. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was not a drive by. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: somebody drove by and shot up the car. So I mean,
Speaker 1: my god's not funny.
Speaker 2: No, it's not funny.
Speaker 1: It's not funny when I have to get go drop
Speaker 1: this car off tomorrow before I get on another airplane
Speaker 1: to go work the Belmont Sakes, which I need to
Speaker 1: do my research on because it's the first time I've
Speaker 1: ever been asked to work a horse race.
Speaker 2: So again, no off season. Back to the ponies.
Speaker 1: But Fox knows my affinity for gambling and horses, so
Speaker 1: I am looking forward to that. But I got back
Speaker 1: from Kansas City, got home and my whole driver's side
Speaker 1: window is shattered. Don't know how it happened. Probably should
Speaker 1: check the cameras. I know I need to check the cameras.
Speaker 2: Very che cameras.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no off season for us, and yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like when people say that to me, I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: there isn't one.
Speaker 2: But I mean we had. We did go to Vegas
Speaker 2: with Fox. That was fun, such a great time in Vegas.
Speaker 1: We inside the David Blaine Our Fox is incredible for
Speaker 1: a lot of different reasons, but the fact that our
Speaker 1: employers just takes how what is there twenty five of
Speaker 1: us or whatever from the different pregame shows and from
Speaker 1: your crew and lets us just let it rip in
Speaker 1: Vegas amazing dinners, get to hang out with our friends.
Speaker 2: We had a time to take.
Speaker 1: Quila tasting, tequila tasting, and then we went to the
Speaker 1: David Blaine Show classic. Here's the story of the no
Speaker 1: off season, but still so fun. Rob Gronkowski in true
Speaker 1: Rob Gronkowski fashion. David Blaine incredible illusionists, magician.
Speaker 2: The whole thing.
Speaker 1: He does all of these amazing tricks and different performances.
Speaker 2: He saves.
Speaker 1: The very last one is everyone had a deck of cards.
Speaker 1: What was that auditorium? Maybe like fifteen thousand people. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe I'm over exaggerating that, but like a big audience
Speaker 1: of people, and everyone had a deck of cards on
Speaker 1: their seat.
Speaker 2: He's the last trick of the night.
Speaker 1: He said, all right, take the deck of cards out,
Speaker 1: mix them up, do whatever, move the top to the bottom,
Speaker 1: shuffle them, do whatever you want. There's no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 1: He doesn't say, like take five and move it to
Speaker 1: the bottom. No, this is just completely random shuffling. He
Speaker 1: then calls a kid up from the audience and he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: pick a card, any card. The kid pulls out the card.
Speaker 1: He then says to all of us, okay, tick, because
Speaker 1: we had to put like one card underneath our like
Speaker 1: leg or whatever on our seat. He goes, okay, everyone
Speaker 1: pull out that card that you had tucked underneath your leg,
Speaker 1: and everyone pulls up the exact same card that the
Speaker 1: kid from the audience had picked everyone.
Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, dumbfounded. He was like this is crazy.
Speaker 2: Everyone's like there's no way, Like what a crazy trick.
Speaker 1: Cut to Rob Gronkowski, he goes, I don't have the
Speaker 1: Three of Herds.
Speaker 2: I got the Jack of Clubs.
Speaker 1: The entire place has the same card except Rob Gronkowski.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, somehow you don't have the card.
Speaker 1: But that was a fun trip.
Speaker 2: It was so great. It was so much fun. We
Speaker 2: had a great time. All Right, I have a headline
Speaker 2: and we have not discussed this yet.
Speaker 1: I quickly said it to you, and you looked over
Speaker 1: at me yesterday, and I'm so excited to tell you.
Speaker 2: Tell me so.
Speaker 1: You know, we live in California. We see a lot
Speaker 1: of famous people. We get to be around a lot
Speaker 1: of famous people with our jobs. It's great. We went
Speaker 1: to dinner on Friday night. I had a girlfriend in town.
Speaker 1: I took her to dinner and had a nice time
Speaker 1: sitting there at dinner, I look over and all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I couldn't control myself.
Speaker 2: I said, oh my god, Jennifer Anderson is sitting right
Speaker 2: next to us. Rachel Grain, this bitch.
Speaker 1: You guys shoes to dinner unicorn, so she's like seeing
Speaker 1: a real life unicorn. The last time Aaron went to dinner,
Speaker 1: she sees George Clooney and a mall. I go to
Speaker 1: dinner and I barely see the waiter. I can't get
Speaker 1: this guy to bring me a drink menu. And she's
Speaker 1: running into celebrities every time we turn Aroun, I don't
Speaker 1: think I've seen a celebrity ever out to dinner, and
Speaker 1: now two for two at this place that you go to.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just going to start posting up there.
Speaker 1: But okay, so what was she wearing? Because then you
Speaker 1: started wearing trousers after you saw a mall. Yes, last
Speaker 1: time Aaron went to dinner at the same place, she
Speaker 1: then changed her entire wardrobe and we went and met
Speaker 1: for each each other for a Sunday brunch, and she
Speaker 1: showed up like she was going to a job interview.
Speaker 1: She's like, look at these trousers. A mall's wearing trousers,
Speaker 1: So I'm wearing trousers.
Speaker 2: So what was Jennifer Anison wearing? So let me just
Speaker 2: tell you quickly the whole story. I couldn't contain it.
Speaker 1: I looked at my girlfriend's right away, and I said, Jennifer,
Speaker 1: Andison is right next to us, and they're like, no,
Speaker 1: she's not. She had to all look at the same
Speaker 1: time like she is. Yeah, she was far enough not
Speaker 1: to see us. I started crying. I started showing up
Speaker 1: in my eyes. It's like seeing a goddamn unicorn.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Anison.
Speaker 1: I grabbed my phone immediately, not to take a photo,
Speaker 1: but Jarrett also loves her. What guy doesn't? And I said,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Anison's here. He was so excited. Instead of writing
Speaker 1: shut up, he wrote shit up. No, First of all,
Speaker 1: you're change ever since you got a tattoo. You're crying
Speaker 1: over celebrity sidings and restaurants. You are I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't even know feel like I know you anymore. Wait,
Speaker 1: so what tell? So you looked over what happened? I
Speaker 1: couldn't really see her, saw the hair was down, knew
Speaker 1: the pro shoe, all the things I couldn't tell.
Speaker 2: I didn't stare.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be those people. I was just
Speaker 1: so excited. So no offense. You're missing, you're leaving, You're
Speaker 1: leaving out details. Is the restaurant full? Like other people
Speaker 1: looking at her like past? Okay, I couldn't tell I
Speaker 1: was trying to she in a booth. Is she's sitting
Speaker 1: in the sea. I need details. My god, you're not
Speaker 1: giving me any. Yeah. Okay, So I'm over on this side.
Speaker 1: My two girlfriends are over on the other. I can
Speaker 1: see her. She's behind like a little wooden area, so
Speaker 1: she's not exposed, which is great of the restaurant to
Speaker 1: do that, right, She's kind of tucked away in a
Speaker 1: little nook area. Perfect, But it's a crying so I look.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Wow, I don't want to look again. It's
Speaker 1: just I don't want to buger. I'm so excited. No
Speaker 1: offense to my two girlfriends I'm having dinner with. After that,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear a word they were saying, because then
Speaker 1: I was plodding in my head.
Speaker 2: When she walks by, Am I saying something? What do
Speaker 2: I think she's wearing? Who is she with? What is
Speaker 2: she eating? What is she drinking? What's happening? Couldn't hear
Speaker 2: a frickin' thing they were saying the whole time?
Speaker 1: They get up. I see one person get up. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if it was a bathroom stitch. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if they were coming back. They were leaving. They
Speaker 1: were exiting the room.
Speaker 2: This was it.
Speaker 1: We all know my uncoolness with Jason sideikis how I
Speaker 1: basically crapped down my leg when I talked to him.
Speaker 1: I was dying to ask you if he asked about
Speaker 1: me this weekend.
Speaker 2: He didn't.
Speaker 1: That's fine. You know who else isn't asking about me?
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Because this is what happened. I didn't crap down my leg.
Speaker 1: I was calm, I was cool. She got up. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, oh my god. I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell her I love her whatever. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I'm just gonna be like, I love you
Speaker 1: so much like and I have a tattoo of her.
Speaker 1: And this is what it is? What's your tattoo? This?
Speaker 2: What's this? This? It is what it is?
Speaker 1: This?
Speaker 2: Jen? It's the Can I call you? Jen? This says
Speaker 2: I can.
Speaker 1: She got up, she was starting to walk over. Her
Speaker 1: friends walked past us. The table next to me with
Speaker 1: two women said to her, no, they got in before you.
Speaker 1: You're so great, you are so beautiful in person. Then
Speaker 1: you know what she did. She put her arm around
Speaker 1: the girl that said it. And I will quote friends
Speaker 1: and Monica Geller when they lost their apartment, and I said.
Speaker 2: No, I wanted to be the girl. I wanted to
Speaker 2: say it, me, me, me, so I stocked. I didn't
Speaker 2: say it. I let her go. I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: I didn't want to be like, well, I love you too, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm that little right here love you. I let her go.
Speaker 2: I let her walk away.
Speaker 1: The one time in my life I'll ever see the unicorn.
Speaker 1: I let her walk away. Black blazer, baggy jeans, heels, fantastic.
Speaker 2: But I wasn't done there. After she left and I
Speaker 2: gave it some time.
Speaker 1: The girls at the other table got up and I said, well,
Speaker 1: was she wearing underneath that blazer? Stop kat a sure,
Speaker 1: arm around you? And do you know what she smelled like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Aaron's big on smells. No comment on what she smelled like.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, like a fig smell something great. They
Speaker 1: said she was wearing a black T shirt underneath the blazer.
Speaker 2: I freaking love that. I dig her for that. That's
Speaker 2: just more of the real ones. Man.
Speaker 1: While we're sitting here and reading about this girl injecting
Speaker 1: her ass and this girl injecting this, and she doesn't
Speaker 1: It's like she's a freaking real one. I read something
Speaker 1: today where she was going a little gray on ig
Speaker 1: and people were applauding her. Jennifer Aniston, I love you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you I love you. I'll say
Speaker 1: it here, say it with my chest. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: one more thing about a black T shirt and then
Speaker 1: I'll be done. I appreciate this is just how she
Speaker 1: rolls when I'm sitting you know, what the hell am
Speaker 1: I gonna wear? What?
Speaker 2: Just crush that.
Speaker 1: I sent you a picture the other day of my
Speaker 1: new fave couple that I'm obsessed with.
Speaker 2: They are my thing.
Speaker 1: We got a chance to, along with a Fox and
Speaker 1: Family kind of situation, spend some time with our new coworker,
Speaker 1: Derek Jeter in New York. A dream a time. A
Speaker 1: guy that sits there and talks about his wife and
Speaker 1: his kids so much is number one in my book.
Speaker 1: They were at the Miami Heat game and I sent
Speaker 1: you a picture of it. Uh huh, you look great?
Speaker 1: Who's in a button down?
Speaker 2: He looked great?
Speaker 1: His wife, Goddess Hannah Davis, Hannah Jeter, whatever she's calling herself.
Speaker 2: I don't even care.
Speaker 1: She's sitting there, black T shirt, high tops jeans and
Speaker 1: a tequila water soda in her hand, effortless.
Speaker 2: I'm done, and I will say this.
Speaker 1: He was probably like, okay, enough already with how great
Speaker 1: you think my wife is?
Speaker 2: But I had to say this.
Speaker 1: Because in our great business, we have come across various
Speaker 1: people that we know are not as great as you
Speaker 1: want them to be. And this and that Hannah and
Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston are two examples of women that I've been
Speaker 1: lucky enough to interview, couldn't be nicer, exactly what you
Speaker 1: want them to be, make you feel like you know,
Speaker 1: like you've.
Speaker 2: Known them for years. Hannah didn't show up with like
Speaker 2: a published and she didn't sh with anyone.
Speaker 1: She like showed up by herself, like probably drove herself
Speaker 1: to the studio as sweet as can be. And Jennifer,
Speaker 1: what a time, And she's just been Can you imagine
Speaker 1: going through all of that bullshit that she had to
Speaker 1: go through with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and have you?
Speaker 1: She still splashed all over every magazine all the time,
Speaker 1: and like, try to keep it real and normal.
Speaker 2: Good for you.
Speaker 1: Good to be so honest recently about her fertility, which
Speaker 1: I yeah dig and I love her for that. I
Speaker 1: like bawled my biys out when I read that, woofies. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you right now in my last one,
Speaker 1: because then we have to wrap it up because my
Speaker 1: heart told us we only have thirty five minutes. That's
Speaker 1: part of the new content contract gets over my last
Speaker 1: one as my sweet boyfriend, I hear him the reason
Speaker 1: Daisy just barked just because I hear Steve bringing up
Speaker 1: the garbage cans. My last one was happy relationship, life
Speaker 1: changing is my headline because for once in my life,
Speaker 1: in my off season, there's no drama, there's no chaos,
Speaker 1: there's no like me emotionally being just exhausted and tired
Speaker 1: and physically like drained from the nonsense that's in my household.
Speaker 2: And so I feel like I am just.
Speaker 1: Overall like this happier, better person because I don't have
Speaker 1: a terrible partner. So he was just bringing up the
Speaker 1: garbage cans. That's what a great guy he is right
Speaker 1: now as Daisy's barking. But yeah, that's my last This
Speaker 1: stuff we wanted to hear. This is the stuff that
Speaker 1: dreams are made of. And for all the ones I've
Speaker 1: crossed out on my body, with other names of tattoos
Speaker 1: and terrible people. I don't have enough time for all
Speaker 1: of my terrible people. We're all a time call my lawyer.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just it's one of.
Speaker 3: Those things to send it in Jerome and send it
Speaker 3: to Daryl, which, by the way, we didn't even get
Speaker 3: into the Scandi all thing because I'm not someone like
Speaker 3: I'm always like ten hundred years late to a scandal
Speaker 3: and these reality shows things.
Speaker 1: I all in on this situation. Still all in is
Speaker 1: my name, as arianas anyways, So we are all out
Speaker 1: of time, but we have missed you guys. Thank you
Speaker 1: so so much for being patient with us and actually
Speaker 1: wanting to listen and hear from us again. So we're
Speaker 1: back in full force. And let's just say this as
Speaker 1: our last little teaser. Things are about to get real
Speaker 1: good on this podcast. We have so much more to discuss.
Speaker 1: These are just the few headlines that we can catch
Speaker 1: you guys up on. But we love you and I've
Speaker 1: missed chatting with you every week, my love. Yes, you
Speaker 1: know how much we care about this podcast. So excited
Speaker 1: to keep it going and have a new chapter. Pregame
Speaker 1: is back next week, you guys, so keep sending in
Speaker 1: your questions. We'll get to them, we'll answer them. That'll
Speaker 1: be on Monday. Of course, we are a big show.
Speaker 1: We take big show, big put out there on Thursdays.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I do want to get into vander Pump
Speaker 1: Rules next week. Reunion Part three is this week dialed
Speaker 1: in even Jared Stole very dialed in.
Speaker 2: Taken to heart what she says, he doesn't even know
Speaker 2: these people. Here's my last thing.
Speaker 1: Kathy Sedakis dream of all dreams, Jason's mom. Over the weekend,
Speaker 1: she goes to watch What Happened Live on the regular,
Speaker 1: She just sits in the audience. She has set a dream.
Speaker 1: She is so dialed it. All she wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about was Raquel and all the nonsense, not to be
Speaker 1: confused with Rachel Green. And we love you guys, and
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you for your questions. We
Speaker 1: have them all and they're really good questions. So if
Speaker 1: we haven't, we.
Speaker 2: Haven't answered on this episode, but we will get to them.
Speaker 2: Thank you for sending them in. Keep sending them in.
Speaker 1: We love you.
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