1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:02,759 Speaker 1: First of all, you've changed ever since you got a tattoo. 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:06,200 Speaker 1: You're crying over celebrity sidings and restaurants. You are, I mean, 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 1: I don't even feel like I know you anymore. 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:14,440 Speaker 2: Calm down with Aeron and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:20,919 Speaker 2: Yeah oh yeah, oh yeah. Don't call it a comeback stage. 6 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:25,119 Speaker 2: Your name and your occupation. Hold the line, caller. We 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 2: are holding no more. We are holding out. 8 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: We were holding out for a great contract with iHeart. 9 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:34,400 Speaker 1: We have settled the dispute. Aaron's mom negotiated the contract. Yeah, 10 00:00:34,560 --> 00:00:38,320 Speaker 1: Lamar's style and we're back everybody, and this air is 11 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: longer than ever. 12 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 2: I just came straight from the salon what's happening. 13 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be back by voice is horse 14 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,800 Speaker 1: from some shenanigans over the past. 15 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 2: Weekend, but we got to fill the folks in. 16 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,800 Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be back recording an episode with you, 17 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 1: my love for the first time and what three since 18 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:59,080 Speaker 1: the Super Bowl seventy five years Yep, I'm so excited 19 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:02,000 Speaker 1: and thank you to every everybody who reached out. Dmd 20 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 1: us and Chrissa was just in Kansas City this weekend 21 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 1: and she said that a ton of people were mentioning 22 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,880 Speaker 1: to her like, when are you guys coming back? So 23 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 1: happy that we are back, shout out to Courtney. Courtney 24 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:16,240 Speaker 1: was very concerned and we were coming back Courtney, yes 25 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 1: not Courtney Cox, but equally is fun. 26 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 2: She was excited. 27 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: Her husband gave me a B twelve shot because well, 28 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: my body needed it. But yeah, she was one of 29 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 1: the wonderful individuals that was inquiring when we were coming back, 30 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 1: and she said that Travis and Jason have been pacifying 31 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:33,600 Speaker 1: her in our absence. 32 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:37,040 Speaker 2: So those together, yeah, those two are on fire. 33 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: But those are going to be our next guest on 34 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 1: this podcast, because well why not. 35 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 2: But yeah, the. 36 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:46,000 Speaker 1: Absence is over. Our contract is signed, sealed, delivered. Actually 37 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,840 Speaker 1: I don't even think it's signed, but you know, we're 38 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: just active. I haven't signed it anyways, we are excited 39 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: to be back. So yeah, the last time we were 40 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 1: on here, we were both dragging ass, d a m 41 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 1: over and tired. 42 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,040 Speaker 2: As we do today. 43 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 1: Sure, so some things haven't changed, No, in the three 44 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 1: months since we've been gone, But in an effort to 45 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 1: organize the last three months, we'll go through some of 46 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: our big headlines what we've been doing while we've been gone, 47 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: and some things that we're looking forward to. 48 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,639 Speaker 2: So ladies and gentlemen, settle in, whether it's. 49 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,680 Speaker 1: With a cocktail, a cup of coffee, or just on 50 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: a long car ride. Put that seatbelt on, and here 51 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:29,520 Speaker 1: we go. So, miss Andrews, three headlines, what you've been 52 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:30,880 Speaker 1: doing the past three months? 53 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 2: Your first headline is what my first headline is. 54 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: I'm obviously recording at our office here down the street 55 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:40,959 Speaker 1: from my house because my house is the money pit. 56 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 2: Don't know if you're aware of that movie. 57 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: If you've seen it, eighties movie Tom Hanks Shelley Long, 58 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:50,959 Speaker 1: a freaking classic and even more relatable when your roof 59 00:02:51,520 --> 00:02:54,400 Speaker 1: is leaking from all areas because of that weather we 60 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: got here in California that's still happening apparently. 61 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:00,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, what is this? You said that pertly? 62 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: We got a bathroom blown out downstairs, so yup, never 63 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,839 Speaker 1: good to blow out a bathroom. But we haven't coming 64 00:03:06,919 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: from all angles. I got guys on my roof. They're 65 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: taking off sun roofs, roofs, roofskyl I judge, yep, those 66 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:18,640 Speaker 1: two skylights in my bathroom. One morning, I was checking out. 67 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,440 Speaker 1: Maybe an ingrown on my arm pit and I looked up, 68 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,160 Speaker 1: looked my armpit, looked up and my sunlight has gone. 69 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,840 Speaker 1: And a man is, you know, fixing the leaks. And 70 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaker 1: I was like, how are we doing good? Thing? 71 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,440 Speaker 2: Wasn't plucking anything, you know that I shouldn't be black 72 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 2: like just a time at our house. 73 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: My husband, you know, he just seems to be out 74 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:41,240 Speaker 1: of town away golfing when this is all happening. 75 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:43,400 Speaker 2: I'm holding it down, raising the roof. 76 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: I'm grateful, you know, we are able to make the 77 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: repairs on our house, but it is the fucking worst. 78 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,200 Speaker 1: And I'll say this today. Obviously I haven't cleaned up 79 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,520 Speaker 1: my language in three weeks or three months. I was 80 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,560 Speaker 1: in a rush to get to pilates, yes, trying to 81 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,360 Speaker 1: work out and take care of myself. In the off season. 82 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,960 Speaker 1: We had, you know, one of the guy's maintenance guy 83 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,920 Speaker 1: cars parked behind my car. So I'm trying to edge 84 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: out between the car and the ladder. And as I 85 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:10,560 Speaker 1: do that, I smoke the road closed sign that was 86 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: at the end of my driveway. 87 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 2: Smoked it. 88 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: Wait till Jared hears I was in his car, smoked it, 89 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: got out, mfing everything inside. 90 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 2: There's construction workers all around. 91 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 1: When to pick up this metal like sign, you know, 92 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,080 Speaker 1: small road close, not small? 93 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,280 Speaker 2: And they also collapse on your fingers. 94 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,120 Speaker 1: Don't know if I need a tetanus shot because it 95 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,719 Speaker 1: was squeezing both fingers. 96 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,760 Speaker 2: I'm screaming on our road here in the South Bay. 97 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 2: Ow ow, I can't get it off. 98 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,760 Speaker 1: None of these guys jumped down to help me, like Superman, 99 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 1: Spider Man, any of the things. 100 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:44,120 Speaker 2: Just watch me. 101 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: Thought I was going to lose a finger, crying. Finally, 102 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:49,880 Speaker 1: you know, got it out, looking at myself the whole 103 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 1: time in plate's going Is this a tetnis shot? 104 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 2: Is it tetanus, tetna, tetris, tetras put these pieces together. 105 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:59,560 Speaker 1: If I get a lockjaw, the world will be happy, 106 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 1: but I won't. So there's that. That's what's going on 107 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,200 Speaker 1: in my neck of the wood. What's going on in yours? 108 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 1: I have a Lockshaw story from high school, not involving me, 109 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,359 Speaker 1: but involving a friend of mine from high school that 110 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,240 Speaker 1: is so frickin' funny it's not appropriate, but I'll obviously 111 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:19,120 Speaker 1: say it on a later episode. The story's unbelievable and 112 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:23,360 Speaker 1: involves being underage, her lying and emergency rooms we'll leave 113 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: that right there. 114 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 2: That's not on her story to tell, but I'll tell 115 00:05:27,279 --> 00:05:27,839 Speaker 2: it anyways. 116 00:05:27,960 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 1: If any of our viewers or listeners know if we 117 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 1: still have any when you need one of these shots, 118 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: if they could reach out DMS let us know, I'll 119 00:05:36,560 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 1: give updates throughout the night. Well, I'll tell you that 120 00:05:39,279 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 1: I know my dog's Raby shots are updated because Daisy 121 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:44,640 Speaker 1: bit one of the workers that I had up in 122 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: the lake House and he was so lovely and thank 123 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:50,719 Speaker 1: god he didn't sue me. I mean, that's was signed, dealed, 124 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: and delivered with pending uproofle. I still haven't gotten that 125 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 1: docu sign fact. But anyways, but no, home repairs are 126 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 1: the worst. They always think you've had your PHILM that 127 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,120 Speaker 1: they take twice as long they're twice is expensive. My 128 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 1: floor is still ripped up from the water damage on 129 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,200 Speaker 1: that situation, but again whatever. 130 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:10,200 Speaker 2: Okay, that's not one of my headlines, although I go 131 00:06:10,279 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 2: on and on with that. 132 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: Okay, first headline is Ruby Ranch much anticipated purchase of 133 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 1: a random property that I have had like wanting to 134 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: do ever since I watched the first episode of Yellowstone. 135 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:28,680 Speaker 1: I have alluded to this on the podcast prior to 136 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:32,039 Speaker 1: us going dormant for a little while, but it finally happened. 137 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,880 Speaker 1: I finally made it to this property, and everyone thinks 138 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,480 Speaker 1: I'm crazy, including you. Whenever I have purchased a property, 139 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: I don't always see it before I purchase it. I 140 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:45,040 Speaker 1: just like, buy my rails, trust my real estate agent, 141 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:48,839 Speaker 1: trust the pictures online, and get an inspection. And everyone's like, 142 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:50,760 Speaker 1: what do you mean you've never been there before. I'm like, 143 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,480 Speaker 1: it's fine, I'll see it eventually. So I finally made 144 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:58,040 Speaker 1: it to this ranch. It's seventy five acres. It is 145 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: so random. I am bus really Hillbilly's out there in 146 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:02,919 Speaker 1: the middle of the woods. 147 00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 2: But I love it so much. And it was such 148 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,599 Speaker 2: a frickin production. 149 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,359 Speaker 1: I almost didn't think that I was because all the 150 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: weather that happened, it was delayed, so. 151 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:11,760 Speaker 2: Basically I closed escro on this place. 152 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,640 Speaker 1: What how long have you been hearing me talk about 153 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,720 Speaker 1: this since like October November of last year and just 154 00:07:17,840 --> 00:07:21,400 Speaker 1: got up to the damn place in May, like, hello, 155 00:07:21,680 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: been a minute, So how long you How long was 156 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: it between October and November, December, January, February, March April 157 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:29,640 Speaker 1: almost eight months? 158 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 2: Oh my god? 159 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 1: And you got your first call of shit was going 160 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: down when kind of when So first called me crying 161 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:39,240 Speaker 1: was I was crying not over the roadside, but the 162 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,160 Speaker 1: road was closed to get to my house for eight 163 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 1: months because of the weather in that situation, So I'm 164 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:45,480 Speaker 1: all excited. 165 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,440 Speaker 2: I finally like think I'm going to be able to 166 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,200 Speaker 2: go see this place. 167 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: This is right after the Super Bowl, because I'm like, Okay, 168 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 1: once the season's over, I can get up there. 169 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:52,360 Speaker 2: Get a call. 170 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 1: There is six figures worth of damage from all of 171 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,520 Speaker 1: the rain stuff that's not covered by insurance, which, by 172 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: the way, insurance is a real racket. I'm the gal 173 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:06,800 Speaker 1: who checks off everything. I'm like, yes, I'll take tornado insurance, 174 00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: any hurricane insurance or even fucking hurricanes in this state. 175 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: But I am the girl buying all of the insurance. 176 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: And then of course I get this from the insurance guy, 177 00:08:17,280 --> 00:08:21,640 Speaker 1: ooh yeah no, that's not covered. Is making these rules, 178 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,760 Speaker 1: thank you, and it's never the thing I need. So anyways, 179 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 1: I have to incur all of this costs. This is 180 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:27,840 Speaker 1: why I have to have ten jobs, and this is 181 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 1: why we signed the contract, because I had to get 182 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:30,480 Speaker 1: back to work. 183 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 2: I'm broke. I have no money. For the draft, for 184 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:33,960 Speaker 2: dinner tonight. 185 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,520 Speaker 1: For tonight, I'm going to And there's nothing worse than 186 00:08:37,559 --> 00:08:40,600 Speaker 1: having to spend money on shit that's not even stuff. 187 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:43,000 Speaker 1: You're gonna see broken pipes, like your roof. 188 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:44,040 Speaker 2: You what are're gonna do? 189 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,360 Speaker 1: Invite me over and be like, hey, Santa Claus, look 190 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,559 Speaker 1: at the new roof we got. It's not sexy. You 191 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,840 Speaker 1: don't want to spend money on that stuff. So anyways, 192 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 1: woe is me? Finally get up to this ranch, put 193 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: a shit ton of money into things that I needed 194 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: to fix that I didn't. 195 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:57,920 Speaker 2: Want to have to fix. 196 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,080 Speaker 1: But the great news is that I didn't think I 197 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 1: was going to be able to keep these animals, because 198 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,560 Speaker 1: what am I doing with cows? So when I bought 199 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 1: the property and I inherited cows, which by the way, 200 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:09,000 Speaker 1: they're not cows, I found out I had to google 201 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,720 Speaker 1: cows are female and steer our male, And I was like, well, 202 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,800 Speaker 1: what's the difference between like a bowl and a steer. 203 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: One's been snipped, one hasn't, so a bowl like still 204 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: has their balls. 205 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 2: I don't know. 206 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 1: Anyways, I'm a rancher and I'm working on my glossary 207 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:28,520 Speaker 1: of terminology. So Anyways, I have steer, i have a pig, 208 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,400 Speaker 1: I have chickens. I'm about to get a peacock because 209 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,480 Speaker 1: there's snakes up there, and apparently peacocks like drive away snakes. 210 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,640 Speaker 2: It's your whole funny farm of things. Yep. 211 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:41,559 Speaker 1: Hm oh yeah, so that's my number one headline, Ruby Ranch. 212 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 1: I named it Ruby Ranch because of my affinity for 213 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz and like have all these like 214 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 1: different cheesy little themes to go along with it. So 215 00:09:48,679 --> 00:09:51,440 Speaker 1: more on that as I continue to spend time up there. 216 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,839 Speaker 1: But as you know, and she's Eron's heard me and 217 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:56,679 Speaker 1: Osium talk about this place because I feel like it 218 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,160 Speaker 1: was one of those things that I said to Steve. 219 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 1: I was like, imagine buying a new car and then 220 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,800 Speaker 1: you don't get to drive the car for eight months. 221 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,120 Speaker 1: But then when you finally get the car, someone hits 222 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,960 Speaker 1: it and it's totaled, and so now you have to 223 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,240 Speaker 1: wait to repair the car. 224 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,280 Speaker 2: So this has. 225 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:15,199 Speaker 1: Been dominating the last three months of my life and 226 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,240 Speaker 1: it's so fun and it's so random. 227 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 2: But yeah, TBD on how it all turns out. 228 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,320 Speaker 1: Ryan, our producer, we got to keep him in the 229 00:10:23,360 --> 00:10:27,320 Speaker 1: contract negotiations. Yes, thank god, he asked, what about Larry 230 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: the pig? Is he still around? 231 00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,480 Speaker 2: Wait? Where's your chat this? I mean I don't even 232 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 2: know how to work our thing anymore. 233 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 1: Yeah, new contract? Who is It's over on this side? 234 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,840 Speaker 1: But yeah, is Larry still around your chat shot? But 235 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 1: is the pig still there? Technology? That part still isn't 236 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:46,440 Speaker 1: part of my areas of expertise. Larry the pig is 237 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,160 Speaker 1: still around, And this is not just a pick, This 238 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 1: is a hog. 239 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 2: This thing probably weighs six hundred pounds. What you do 240 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 2: with him? Feed him? 241 00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:55,520 Speaker 3: Yeah? 242 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,280 Speaker 1: Is he just there for like decorations? Part of the 243 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,920 Speaker 1: funny farm? I know nothing? I sound like total asshole. 244 00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:02,920 Speaker 1: I know no, no, no about a farm. I don't know 245 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:04,800 Speaker 1: anything about a farm either, But thank god I had 246 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:07,040 Speaker 1: the sweet woman Tony who runs the ranch when I'm 247 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 1: not around, but were there and he was part of. 248 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 2: Like her kid's four age project. 249 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,079 Speaker 1: It was like something that they do, and so then 250 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:14,800 Speaker 1: he was like this little baby pig and he just 251 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,200 Speaker 1: kept growing and now he's so cute. I also have 252 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,880 Speaker 1: four dogs now that live up there because it kep 253 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:22,920 Speaker 1: the bears away. I mean, look, I got a lot 254 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 1: happening up there. I don't know what I'm doing, but 255 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: it's a good time. So yes, Ryan Larry, where are 256 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,480 Speaker 1: you in terms of the repair with the weather? 257 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:33,240 Speaker 2: Where is that? So? I wrote a. 258 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,440 Speaker 1: Damn check and got all the crap fis that I 259 00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:37,840 Speaker 1: didn't want to have to do, like your roof. But yeah, 260 00:11:37,880 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: so that's what's going on over there. The inside's all 261 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: redne but I need to redo the kitchen in the 262 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:43,679 Speaker 1: bathrooms and now I just then broke, so I need 263 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,079 Speaker 1: to wait for more money to come in. 264 00:11:45,320 --> 00:11:48,280 Speaker 2: Hire me, swipe up and Athletic Greens? Are you available 265 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:48,840 Speaker 2: for comics? 266 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 1: Enough about that? Okay, so that's my first headline. What's 267 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,319 Speaker 1: your second head ones? In our absence? 268 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:04,520 Speaker 2: What have you been doing? When I told you this? 269 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,600 Speaker 1: You lost your mind and also said I'm so pissed 270 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,400 Speaker 1: we don't have the podcast going right now. To quote 271 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,480 Speaker 1: pretty Woman, I got a dress, a cocktail one. 272 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,359 Speaker 2: I got a tattoo, a bad one. 273 00:12:17,679 --> 00:12:20,720 Speaker 1: This girl doesn't even have her ears double piers, and 274 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,200 Speaker 1: she says to me at dinner one night, I got 275 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:24,800 Speaker 1: a tattoo. 276 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:25,679 Speaker 2: The fuck? 277 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,400 Speaker 1: Well, I mean, okay, explain the whole story, because I 278 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,760 Speaker 1: don't know if you still understand what the tattoos all 279 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:35,359 Speaker 1: about I don't. All I know is why is Wally's 280 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,679 Speaker 1: always involved. 281 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:39,400 Speaker 2: Wally's is the best and it's always involved. 282 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:43,679 Speaker 1: All right, Long story short, We've been gone for three months, 283 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 1: this thing all the time. 284 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:49,000 Speaker 2: This is our show. We got a contract, this is 285 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,120 Speaker 2: the stuff they wanted. 286 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,800 Speaker 1: My best friend, one of my best friends, got traded 287 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:56,480 Speaker 1: from the Los Angeles Kings and it was a real 288 00:12:56,679 --> 00:12:57,880 Speaker 1: shocker in the ballroom. 289 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:01,959 Speaker 2: Shocked to the system, just shocked. My heart shot through 290 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 2: the hut. And then yea, too late, We're too late, 291 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:06,440 Speaker 2: but three months off. 292 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, so Jackie Quick, Jonathan Quick, we're traded. And that 293 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:14,800 Speaker 1: was a tough night. So everybody was, you know, like 294 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 1: I said, can I say shock again? There it is 295 00:13:16,760 --> 00:13:20,920 Speaker 1: when you see this word drink. So they get traded. 296 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 1: We're all really upset, and we all go out one 297 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,559 Speaker 1: night and we kind of just have well a time 298 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:31,079 Speaker 1: and you know, drinking away our sorrows and our sadness. 299 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 1: And you know, now the Vegas Nights, which Jonathan plays for, 300 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,720 Speaker 1: are in the Stanley Cup final, so it almost laughing now, 301 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:40,680 Speaker 1: but yeah, I am at myself forgetting this. 302 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 2: Actually, so we go and we yes, this is the joke. 303 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: We go half a time, and we're just talking about 304 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,839 Speaker 1: how we're bummed and everything's changing in our life and 305 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,240 Speaker 1: we're not going to be together anymore. 306 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,079 Speaker 2: YadA, YadA, YadA. That leads to. 307 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,800 Speaker 1: Because you guys wanted to because Jonathan and Jared played 308 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:58,760 Speaker 1: how many years together? 309 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,040 Speaker 2: How many years were they. 310 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:04,920 Speaker 1: I should know that A long time, A lot of time. Yeah, 311 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,760 Speaker 1: it wasn't like yeah, so yeah, this wasn't yeah. So 312 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,560 Speaker 1: they've been teammates as long as Jarrett was in La 313 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:13,800 Speaker 1: So and you know, Quickie is pretty much everything about 314 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:16,560 Speaker 1: this La King's franchise. You went to Stanley Cups con 315 00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:18,840 Speaker 1: smythe like just the heart and soul of the team. 316 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,680 Speaker 2: So AnyWho, it wasn't an. 317 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:23,520 Speaker 1: Easy pill to swallow, but so we go out, we 318 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,520 Speaker 1: have cocktails. 319 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:27,320 Speaker 2: No decisions, No good decisions. 320 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: Are made when you are overserved, and we were and 321 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:34,000 Speaker 1: when the Quicks were traded the next day. This is 322 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,640 Speaker 1: one of the cool things that we do in hockey, 323 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,200 Speaker 1: especially with our group, and I love it so much everyone. 324 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: It's almost like, and it's not funny, it's almost like 325 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: a death. Everybody goes to their house. You don't care 326 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: what time it is. They just woke up, they got 327 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 1: their Jammi's on. You order donuts, you order drinks. The 328 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,400 Speaker 1: boys are all on one side, the girls are all 329 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:53,160 Speaker 1: on the other, and it's just kind of like we 330 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 1: hang all day at their house. They have eight thousand 331 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: things to do, but we're there and we're there to 332 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,280 Speaker 1: say we love you and we're. 333 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,760 Speaker 2: Here for you. You figure it out. 334 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 1: So we did that, and right the day after and 335 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:05,920 Speaker 1: as we're sitting there, everybody's given a toast. We're all 336 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 1: given a toast, and one of the toasts that was 337 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:12,280 Speaker 1: given was to this and better, and we were like, God, 338 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,760 Speaker 1: that's a good one. That's a great toast. So as 339 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: we're sitting there a couple days later, over served at Wally's, 340 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,840 Speaker 1: we're like, let's get a tattoo again. Chris has said it. 341 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,960 Speaker 1: I don't have my ears double pierced. I am the 342 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,560 Speaker 1: biggest wait for it, square out there. I'm a loser. 343 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:27,200 Speaker 1: I'm a square. 344 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:30,560 Speaker 2: I don't really know. You've gotten wilder. But you take 345 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 2: your time. 346 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: You're not impulsive, like you like your gal over here, 347 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,120 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like they're just not like WHOA, 348 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:38,120 Speaker 1: what are we doing? You're very methodical and you take 349 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,320 Speaker 1: your time, and that is something I should do, but 350 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,560 Speaker 1: in this particular case, I too was stunned. 351 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,120 Speaker 2: So we decide. 352 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 1: The girls all got a tattoo when I was out 353 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 1: of town a couple of the girls, and the tattoo 354 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,320 Speaker 1: that they got was I had said to them one 355 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 1: day when one of our friends was freaking out, be 356 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:56,440 Speaker 1: where your feet are a Nick Saban quote. I love 357 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 1: it so much, so they all got drunk without me 358 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:01,080 Speaker 1: one night and got a pin like those pin like 359 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,920 Speaker 1: I'll throw, I'll put a pin on my location. 360 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 2: They all got a pin. 361 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,160 Speaker 1: Drop a pin for those of you that know what 362 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,880 Speaker 1: it means, right, And I can't even figure out when 363 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,640 Speaker 1: you do drop a pin. It doesn't help me know 364 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,440 Speaker 1: where you are. I can't figure it out. Guy asked 365 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,080 Speaker 1: me to drop a pin one time. I said, no 366 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,160 Speaker 1: idea what that means, and he's like Jesus, And I 367 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:17,920 Speaker 1: was like, well, this is why I shouldn't be randomly 368 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:19,480 Speaker 1: hooking up with you. I don't even know how to 369 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,280 Speaker 1: drop a pin. I don't know what location you're at. 370 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,480 Speaker 1: I'll end up at the wrong location. This is a 371 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 1: bad idea. Delete this, this is how crimes happened. 372 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:27,800 Speaker 2: Drop it while. 373 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,240 Speaker 1: So I get pissed that they did this tattoo without me, 374 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:34,520 Speaker 1: and they're like, you should get it. No, no, no, 375 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,080 Speaker 1: I'm making so much sense and abriated, so I'm like, 376 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,840 Speaker 1: let's get a new one. So they decide we'll get 377 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:42,880 Speaker 1: this and we'll wait for another girlfriend, part of our group, 378 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,240 Speaker 1: and then when she comes back, we'll get better. So 379 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 1: this and better. It made a ton of sense. When 380 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:49,359 Speaker 1: you're overserved. 381 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,880 Speaker 2: We roll up to. 382 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 1: A tattoo parlor. I've never had one before. I don't 383 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: remember much. I'm sitting there, don't know you didn't even know. 384 00:16:58,760 --> 00:16:59,800 Speaker 2: Which place it was. 385 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:02,960 Speaker 1: That's surprising because even I with my random ass tattoos 386 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,880 Speaker 1: and like just crossing out people's names as I break 387 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: up with them whatever, I'm like, this, you don't even 388 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,440 Speaker 1: know which place you got a tattoo, and you might 389 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,320 Speaker 1: need a tetn a shot from that needle if. 390 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:12,719 Speaker 2: You don't know what. 391 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:16,320 Speaker 1: Next morning, I woke up and was having so many regrets, 392 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,399 Speaker 1: so as people do for what did I do? I 393 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,439 Speaker 1: can't believe this. It's bleeding? Should it be bleeding? I 394 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: turned into such a swear. I'm like, do we think 395 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,919 Speaker 1: they cleaned the needles? My girlfriends are like, I can 396 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,840 Speaker 1: imagine you're so stupid. 397 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:31,840 Speaker 2: I got home. 398 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,679 Speaker 1: You would have thought I committed a crime. My husband 399 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,919 Speaker 1: disappointed in me? 400 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,680 Speaker 2: Tell me that. Yeah, stop, what do you say? I 401 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:45,119 Speaker 2: came home, he's in bed, pass out. How is the night? Fine? 402 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,160 Speaker 2: Rolled over the next morning? How to go? I got 403 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:50,520 Speaker 2: a tattoo? You did not? I did? 404 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:51,440 Speaker 1: Babe? 405 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:54,400 Speaker 2: You I did. I can hear it. I hear the babe. 406 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:57,000 Speaker 1: I was like, I'll get it removed. I'll totally pay 407 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:59,200 Speaker 1: to get it removed. It was a stupid decision. I'm 408 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:03,399 Speaker 1: really sad about Jackie getting traded. I'm so sorry. He 409 00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: was like, it was like I robbed a s doort. Wait, 410 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 1: so what was the disappointment? Because he didn't think you 411 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 1: were going. 412 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,679 Speaker 2: To get one. He didn't like what you got or 413 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 2: you didn't like talk to him about it because he's 414 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,720 Speaker 2: not excited, like the decision mission, like on anything. He's 415 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 2: not like that. So that's what I mean, Like, what what? 416 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,720 Speaker 2: What was his disappointment? 417 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,840 Speaker 1: I just like, don't be making decisions like that when 418 00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:24,560 Speaker 1: you're overserved, like you know, and I get it because 419 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:28,960 Speaker 1: I was disappointed in myself, and then god, then God, 420 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,040 Speaker 1: we don't change resumes. I mean, you would be at 421 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,600 Speaker 1: crawl in a hole and never come out if you 422 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: had my decisions in life. Jesus, this is said about 423 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,879 Speaker 1: a tattoo that just looks like a sharpie, like a 424 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 1: drop of a pen drop the pen and the pin 425 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,320 Speaker 1: and the mic. 426 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 2: Everyone's like, what does it mean? 427 00:18:45,160 --> 00:18:47,560 Speaker 1: And they're like, it means this, or any time you 428 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 1: got to say the word this, I know this. And 429 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:54,359 Speaker 1: everybody's like this is so stupid, Like I didn't ask 430 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,440 Speaker 1: you what this means. 431 00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:58,080 Speaker 2: And you're like, I don't really know, and I'm like, well. 432 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,639 Speaker 1: Jesus, that actually is a bad reason to but I 433 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,760 Speaker 1: can't judge you on your tattoos. My agent made a 434 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: great comment about it because it went to lunch with 435 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,359 Speaker 1: them and a couple of days after and he's like, 436 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:09,760 Speaker 1: I've always told my friends or my coworkers or my kids, like, 437 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,879 Speaker 1: if you want to get it done, wait like a 438 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,399 Speaker 1: whole year, or maybe even wait a few dates. If 439 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,320 Speaker 1: you're still obsessed with it, then get it done a 440 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:17,800 Speaker 1: whole year. 441 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,520 Speaker 2: We don't have time for that. We're going to keep 442 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 2: it moving. 443 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:21,359 Speaker 3: You. 444 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 2: I'm very proud of you. 445 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,640 Speaker 1: I feel like this is, you know, write a passage 446 00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:28,560 Speaker 1: for you to just revert back to your rebellious ways 447 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,120 Speaker 1: that you didn't have when you were sixteen or eighteen 448 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:34,560 Speaker 1: or in my particular case, thirty eight. People are looking 449 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,679 Speaker 1: at me like I got a third eye. They're like, 450 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 1: you got a tattoo. They're not looking at you, they're 451 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 1: looking at me. Yeah, you were not the person. You 452 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:46,520 Speaker 1: were not on the Bingo card for tattoo and a 453 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,120 Speaker 1: word that you're just still confused by. 454 00:19:49,359 --> 00:19:53,880 Speaker 2: Good headline though, sis good and mine. Next headline for yours, 455 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,320 Speaker 2: truly is no off season. 456 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,520 Speaker 1: I love when people say to me, are you enjoying 457 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,840 Speaker 1: your off season? I'm like, you know, there isn't an 458 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,160 Speaker 1: off season, and that's a good thing. 459 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 2: That's a good thing. We're busy, we got things to do. 460 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,760 Speaker 2: We're paying for roofs, We're paying for Larry's pig food. 461 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:09,719 Speaker 2: We get it. 462 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,960 Speaker 1: But I, you and I say this regularly, like whenever 463 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:14,600 Speaker 1: we're on the phone every other day to each other, 464 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:16,000 Speaker 1: like season's here. 465 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,320 Speaker 2: Summer's over, summer's over. 466 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,440 Speaker 1: We haven't taken any trips with our U sleep group 467 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,800 Speaker 1: that we took like ten last year together. We miss 468 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:26,400 Speaker 1: the Stafford's. We have not taken You and I haven't 469 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,199 Speaker 1: done like the girls trip. We've done some dinners and 470 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,320 Speaker 1: like some things like that here and there, but we 471 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,600 Speaker 1: haven't done that, and I don't know where the time goes. 472 00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,920 Speaker 2: It's like all of a sudden, obviously you have so much, 473 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:37,840 Speaker 2: so many. 474 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:41,120 Speaker 1: Things happening with businesses and life. But I'm like, there's 475 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:44,760 Speaker 1: no off season. And that's my sad headline is that 476 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 1: when is like it's June whatever, it is fifth glo, 477 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 1: beginning of June, and even like yeah, true June gloom. 478 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,600 Speaker 1: Anyone living in California, Like, what is this? What's happening here? 479 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,640 Speaker 1: That's the other thing too, I need a tant I'm red. 480 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,480 Speaker 2: You've got a bullet hole in your car? 481 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,159 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is a head Well, there's no 482 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,600 Speaker 1: off season because I got to go to the repair 483 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:04,280 Speaker 1: shop today. 484 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:07,160 Speaker 2: I came in the city. Let's be honest. 485 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:09,360 Speaker 1: Yes, it was not a drive by. Well, I mean 486 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,400 Speaker 1: somebody drove by and shot up the car. So I mean, 487 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 1: my god's not funny. 488 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 2: No, it's not funny. 489 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,480 Speaker 1: It's not funny when I have to get go drop 490 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,960 Speaker 1: this car off tomorrow before I get on another airplane 491 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,800 Speaker 1: to go work the Belmont Sakes, which I need to 492 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,560 Speaker 1: do my research on because it's the first time I've 493 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 1: ever been asked to work a horse race. 494 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,560 Speaker 2: So again, no off season. Back to the ponies. 495 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:31,199 Speaker 1: But Fox knows my affinity for gambling and horses, so 496 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:34,160 Speaker 1: I am looking forward to that. But I got back 497 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,960 Speaker 1: from Kansas City, got home and my whole driver's side 498 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,280 Speaker 1: window is shattered. Don't know how it happened. Probably should 499 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:43,560 Speaker 1: check the cameras. I know I need to check the cameras. 500 00:21:43,680 --> 00:21:44,800 Speaker 2: Very che cameras. 501 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:49,280 Speaker 1: But yeah, no off season for us, and yeah, I 502 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,440 Speaker 1: feel like when people say that to me, I'm like, no, 503 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:52,400 Speaker 1: there isn't one. 504 00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:55,120 Speaker 2: But I mean we had. We did go to Vegas 505 00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:59,119 Speaker 2: with Fox. That was fun, such a great time in Vegas. 506 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:04,159 Speaker 1: We inside the David Blaine Our Fox is incredible for 507 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,239 Speaker 1: a lot of different reasons, but the fact that our 508 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,520 Speaker 1: employers just takes how what is there twenty five of 509 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,560 Speaker 1: us or whatever from the different pregame shows and from 510 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 1: your crew and lets us just let it rip in 511 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,879 Speaker 1: Vegas amazing dinners, get to hang out with our friends. 512 00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:19,560 Speaker 2: We had a time to take. 513 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,760 Speaker 1: Quila tasting, tequila tasting, and then we went to the 514 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,520 Speaker 1: David Blaine Show classic. Here's the story of the no 515 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,840 Speaker 1: off season, but still so fun. Rob Gronkowski in true 516 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:35,680 Speaker 1: Rob Gronkowski fashion. David Blaine incredible illusionists, magician. 517 00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 2: The whole thing. 518 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,200 Speaker 1: He does all of these amazing tricks and different performances. 519 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:40,679 Speaker 2: He saves. 520 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:44,000 Speaker 1: The very last one is everyone had a deck of cards. 521 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,600 Speaker 1: What was that auditorium? Maybe like fifteen thousand people. Maybe 522 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,600 Speaker 1: maybe I'm over exaggerating that, but like a big audience 523 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,359 Speaker 1: of people, and everyone had a deck of cards on 524 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:53,920 Speaker 1: their seat. 525 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,560 Speaker 2: He's the last trick of the night. 526 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,280 Speaker 1: He said, all right, take the deck of cards out, 527 00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,560 Speaker 1: mix them up, do whatever, move the top to the bottom, 528 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 1: shuffle them, do whatever you want. There's no rhyme or reason. 529 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,720 Speaker 1: He doesn't say, like take five and move it to 530 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,240 Speaker 1: the bottom. No, this is just completely random shuffling. He 531 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:11,280 Speaker 1: then calls a kid up from the audience and he's like, okay, 532 00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 1: pick a card, any card. The kid pulls out the card. 533 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:16,960 Speaker 1: He then says to all of us, okay, tick, because 534 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,080 Speaker 1: we had to put like one card underneath our like 535 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,760 Speaker 1: leg or whatever on our seat. He goes, okay, everyone 536 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,080 Speaker 1: pull out that card that you had tucked underneath your leg, 537 00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:28,480 Speaker 1: and everyone pulls up the exact same card that the 538 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,399 Speaker 1: kid from the audience had picked everyone. 539 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,600 Speaker 2: He was like, yeah, dumbfounded. He was like this is crazy. 540 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,639 Speaker 2: Everyone's like there's no way, Like what a crazy trick. 541 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:42,119 Speaker 1: Cut to Rob Gronkowski, he goes, I don't have the 542 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,800 Speaker 1: Three of Herds. 543 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:44,280 Speaker 2: I got the Jack of Clubs. 544 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,560 Speaker 1: The entire place has the same card except Rob Gronkowski. 545 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,800 Speaker 1: Of course, of course, somehow you don't have the card. 546 00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,680 Speaker 1: But that was a fun trip. 547 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 2: It was so great. It was so much fun. We 548 00:23:57,280 --> 00:24:08,720 Speaker 2: had a great time. All Right, I have a headline 549 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,679 Speaker 2: and we have not discussed this yet. 550 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,320 Speaker 1: I quickly said it to you, and you looked over 551 00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:18,000 Speaker 1: at me yesterday, and I'm so excited to tell you. 552 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:19,119 Speaker 2: Tell me so. 553 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,920 Speaker 1: You know, we live in California. We see a lot 554 00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,879 Speaker 1: of famous people. We get to be around a lot 555 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:28,240 Speaker 1: of famous people with our jobs. It's great. We went 556 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 1: to dinner on Friday night. I had a girlfriend in town. 557 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,440 Speaker 1: I took her to dinner and had a nice time 558 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,920 Speaker 1: sitting there at dinner, I look over and all of 559 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,560 Speaker 1: a sudden, I couldn't control myself. 560 00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,840 Speaker 2: I said, oh my god, Jennifer Anderson is sitting right 561 00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,680 Speaker 2: next to us. Rachel Grain, this bitch. 562 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,960 Speaker 1: You guys shoes to dinner unicorn, so she's like seeing 563 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:50,159 Speaker 1: a real life unicorn. The last time Aaron went to dinner, 564 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,359 Speaker 1: she sees George Clooney and a mall. I go to 565 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,399 Speaker 1: dinner and I barely see the waiter. I can't get 566 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,440 Speaker 1: this guy to bring me a drink menu. And she's 567 00:24:57,520 --> 00:25:00,440 Speaker 1: running into celebrities every time we turn Aroun, I don't 568 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:03,399 Speaker 1: think I've seen a celebrity ever out to dinner, and 569 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,199 Speaker 1: now two for two at this place that you go to. 570 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,040 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just going to start posting up there. 571 00:25:08,359 --> 00:25:10,159 Speaker 1: But okay, so what was she wearing? Because then you 572 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,800 Speaker 1: started wearing trousers after you saw a mall. Yes, last 573 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 1: time Aaron went to dinner at the same place, she 574 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 1: then changed her entire wardrobe and we went and met 575 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,000 Speaker 1: for each each other for a Sunday brunch, and she 576 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,240 Speaker 1: showed up like she was going to a job interview. 577 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:24,200 Speaker 1: She's like, look at these trousers. A mall's wearing trousers, 578 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,600 Speaker 1: So I'm wearing trousers. 579 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,720 Speaker 2: So what was Jennifer Anison wearing? So let me just 580 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 2: tell you quickly the whole story. I couldn't contain it. 581 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,200 Speaker 1: I looked at my girlfriend's right away, and I said, Jennifer, 582 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 1: Andison is right next to us, and they're like, no, 583 00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,359 Speaker 1: she's not. She had to all look at the same 584 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,919 Speaker 1: time like she is. Yeah, she was far enough not 585 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,520 Speaker 1: to see us. I started crying. I started showing up 586 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 1: in my eyes. It's like seeing a goddamn unicorn. 587 00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 2: Jennifer Anison. 588 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,359 Speaker 1: I grabbed my phone immediately, not to take a photo, 589 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: but Jarrett also loves her. What guy doesn't? And I said, 590 00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:56,560 Speaker 1: Jennifer Anison's here. He was so excited. Instead of writing 591 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:59,800 Speaker 1: shut up, he wrote shit up. No, First of all, 592 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,000 Speaker 1: you're change ever since you got a tattoo. You're crying 593 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,960 Speaker 1: over celebrity sidings and restaurants. You are I mean, I 594 00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,840 Speaker 1: don't even know feel like I know you anymore. Wait, 595 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,200 Speaker 1: so what tell? So you looked over what happened? I 596 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,320 Speaker 1: couldn't really see her, saw the hair was down, knew 597 00:26:13,359 --> 00:26:15,520 Speaker 1: the pro shoe, all the things I couldn't tell. 598 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:16,600 Speaker 2: I didn't stare. 599 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,439 Speaker 1: I didn't want to be those people. I was just 600 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 1: so excited. So no offense. You're missing, you're leaving, You're 601 00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:26,440 Speaker 1: leaving out details. Is the restaurant full? Like other people 602 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:29,560 Speaker 1: looking at her like past? Okay, I couldn't tell I 603 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,240 Speaker 1: was trying to she in a booth. Is she's sitting 604 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:34,439 Speaker 1: in the sea. I need details. My god, you're not 605 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,720 Speaker 1: giving me any. Yeah. Okay, So I'm over on this side. 606 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:39,680 Speaker 1: My two girlfriends are over on the other. I can 607 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 1: see her. She's behind like a little wooden area, so 608 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:44,960 Speaker 1: she's not exposed, which is great of the restaurant to 609 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,280 Speaker 1: do that, right, She's kind of tucked away in a 610 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,760 Speaker 1: little nook area. Perfect, But it's a crying so I look. 611 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,119 Speaker 1: I'm like, Wow, I don't want to look again. It's 612 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,560 Speaker 1: just I don't want to buger. I'm so excited. No 613 00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: offense to my two girlfriends I'm having dinner with. After that, 614 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,040 Speaker 1: I didn't hear a word they were saying, because then 615 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,480 Speaker 1: I was plodding in my head. 616 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,199 Speaker 2: When she walks by, Am I saying something? What do 617 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,960 Speaker 2: I think she's wearing? Who is she with? What is 618 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:11,760 Speaker 2: she eating? What is she drinking? What's happening? Couldn't hear 619 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:13,760 Speaker 2: a frickin' thing they were saying the whole time? 620 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,240 Speaker 1: They get up. I see one person get up. I 621 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,200 Speaker 1: didn't know if it was a bathroom stitch. I didn't 622 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,439 Speaker 1: know if they were coming back. They were leaving. They 623 00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:21,480 Speaker 1: were exiting the room. 624 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:22,439 Speaker 2: This was it. 625 00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 1: We all know my uncoolness with Jason sideikis how I 626 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,199 Speaker 1: basically crapped down my leg when I talked to him. 627 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,680 Speaker 1: I was dying to ask you if he asked about 628 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,240 Speaker 1: me this weekend. 629 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:30,800 Speaker 2: He didn't. 630 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,119 Speaker 1: That's fine. You know who else isn't asking about me? 631 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,520 Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston? 632 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:35,159 Speaker 2: Why? 633 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:38,359 Speaker 1: Because this is what happened. I didn't crap down my leg. 634 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:41,760 Speaker 1: I was calm, I was cool. She got up. I 635 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,919 Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, oh my god. I was like, 636 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,199 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell her I love her whatever. I 637 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: don't care. I'm just gonna be like, I love you 638 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,119 Speaker 1: so much like and I have a tattoo of her. 639 00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,679 Speaker 1: And this is what it is? What's your tattoo? This? 640 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,480 Speaker 2: What's this? This? It is what it is? 641 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 1: This? 642 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:02,639 Speaker 2: Jen? It's the Can I call you? Jen? This says 643 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 2: I can. 644 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,959 Speaker 1: She got up, she was starting to walk over. Her 645 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: friends walked past us. The table next to me with 646 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 1: two women said to her, no, they got in before you. 647 00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:17,960 Speaker 1: You're so great, you are so beautiful in person. Then 648 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,360 Speaker 1: you know what she did. She put her arm around 649 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,000 Speaker 1: the girl that said it. And I will quote friends 650 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:28,720 Speaker 1: and Monica Geller when they lost their apartment, and I said. 651 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,280 Speaker 2: No, I wanted to be the girl. I wanted to 652 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:37,240 Speaker 2: say it, me, me, me, so I stocked. I didn't 653 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,920 Speaker 2: say it. I let her go. I didn't want to. 654 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,440 Speaker 2: I didn't want to be like, well, I love you too, Yeah, 655 00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:45,080 Speaker 2: I'm that little right here love you. I let her go. 656 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:46,240 Speaker 2: I let her walk away. 657 00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,080 Speaker 1: The one time in my life I'll ever see the unicorn. 658 00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,600 Speaker 1: I let her walk away. Black blazer, baggy jeans, heels, fantastic. 659 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:56,440 Speaker 2: But I wasn't done there. After she left and I 660 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,280 Speaker 2: gave it some time. 661 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,000 Speaker 1: The girls at the other table got up and I said, well, 662 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: was she wearing underneath that blazer? Stop kat a sure, 663 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,080 Speaker 1: arm around you? And do you know what she smelled like? Yeah, 664 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,959 Speaker 1: Aaron's big on smells. No comment on what she smelled like. 665 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 1: I was thinking, like a fig smell something great. They 666 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:16,280 Speaker 1: said she was wearing a black T shirt underneath the blazer. 667 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,720 Speaker 2: I freaking love that. I dig her for that. That's 668 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,440 Speaker 2: just more of the real ones. Man. 669 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:24,120 Speaker 1: While we're sitting here and reading about this girl injecting 670 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,440 Speaker 1: her ass and this girl injecting this, and she doesn't 671 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,800 Speaker 1: It's like she's a freaking real one. I read something 672 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:30,640 Speaker 1: today where she was going a little gray on ig 673 00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,360 Speaker 1: and people were applauding her. Jennifer Aniston, I love you. 674 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,800 Speaker 1: I wanted to tell you I love you. I'll say 675 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,080 Speaker 1: it here, say it with my chest. I'm gonna say 676 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:41,239 Speaker 1: one more thing about a black T shirt and then 677 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,360 Speaker 1: I'll be done. I appreciate this is just how she 678 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:46,280 Speaker 1: rolls when I'm sitting you know, what the hell am 679 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:47,200 Speaker 1: I gonna wear? What? 680 00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,080 Speaker 2: Just crush that. 681 00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,360 Speaker 1: I sent you a picture the other day of my 682 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:54,160 Speaker 1: new fave couple that I'm obsessed with. 683 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 2: They are my thing. 684 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,720 Speaker 1: We got a chance to, along with a Fox and 685 00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:01,080 Speaker 1: Family kind of situation, spend some time with our new coworker, 686 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:04,720 Speaker 1: Derek Jeter in New York. A dream a time. A 687 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,160 Speaker 1: guy that sits there and talks about his wife and 688 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,880 Speaker 1: his kids so much is number one in my book. 689 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:13,200 Speaker 1: They were at the Miami Heat game and I sent 690 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,480 Speaker 1: you a picture of it. Uh huh, you look great? 691 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:16,520 Speaker 1: Who's in a button down? 692 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:17,120 Speaker 2: He looked great? 693 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,200 Speaker 1: His wife, Goddess Hannah Davis, Hannah Jeter, whatever she's calling herself. 694 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 2: I don't even care. 695 00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:27,520 Speaker 1: She's sitting there, black T shirt, high tops jeans and 696 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 1: a tequila water soda in her hand, effortless. 697 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,600 Speaker 2: I'm done, and I will say this. 698 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:34,440 Speaker 1: He was probably like, okay, enough already with how great 699 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,160 Speaker 1: you think my wife is? 700 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:36,280 Speaker 2: But I had to say this. 701 00:30:36,160 --> 00:30:40,840 Speaker 1: Because in our great business, we have come across various 702 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 1: people that we know are not as great as you 703 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 1: want them to be. And this and that Hannah and 704 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,320 Speaker 1: Jennifer Aniston are two examples of women that I've been 705 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:54,200 Speaker 1: lucky enough to interview, couldn't be nicer, exactly what you 706 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,920 Speaker 1: want them to be, make you feel like you know, 707 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:57,840 Speaker 1: like you've. 708 00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:59,920 Speaker 2: Known them for years. Hannah didn't show up with like 709 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,120 Speaker 2: a published and she didn't sh with anyone. 710 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,400 Speaker 1: She like showed up by herself, like probably drove herself 711 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,800 Speaker 1: to the studio as sweet as can be. And Jennifer, 712 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 1: what a time, And she's just been Can you imagine 713 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 1: going through all of that bullshit that she had to 714 00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 1: go through with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and have you? 715 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,560 Speaker 1: She still splashed all over every magazine all the time, 716 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,920 Speaker 1: and like, try to keep it real and normal. 717 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:24,600 Speaker 2: Good for you. 718 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,160 Speaker 1: Good to be so honest recently about her fertility, which 719 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,560 Speaker 1: I yeah dig and I love her for that. I 720 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:33,880 Speaker 1: like bawled my biys out when I read that, woofies. Well, 721 00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,720 Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you right now in my last one, 722 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:37,360 Speaker 1: because then we have to wrap it up because my 723 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,280 Speaker 1: heart told us we only have thirty five minutes. That's 724 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:43,760 Speaker 1: part of the new content contract gets over my last 725 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,120 Speaker 1: one as my sweet boyfriend, I hear him the reason 726 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,400 Speaker 1: Daisy just barked just because I hear Steve bringing up 727 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:53,520 Speaker 1: the garbage cans. My last one was happy relationship, life 728 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,760 Speaker 1: changing is my headline because for once in my life, 729 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: in my off season, there's no drama, there's no chaos, 730 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:08,680 Speaker 1: there's no like me emotionally being just exhausted and tired 731 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,880 Speaker 1: and physically like drained from the nonsense that's in my household. 732 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,000 Speaker 2: And so I feel like I am just. 733 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,600 Speaker 1: Overall like this happier, better person because I don't have 734 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,080 Speaker 1: a terrible partner. So he was just bringing up the 735 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:25,120 Speaker 1: garbage cans. That's what a great guy he is right 736 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,000 Speaker 1: now as Daisy's barking. But yeah, that's my last This 737 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,160 Speaker 1: stuff we wanted to hear. This is the stuff that 738 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,640 Speaker 1: dreams are made of. And for all the ones I've 739 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,480 Speaker 1: crossed out on my body, with other names of tattoos 740 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,880 Speaker 1: and terrible people. I don't have enough time for all 741 00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:43,240 Speaker 1: of my terrible people. We're all a time call my lawyer. 742 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,280 Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just it's one of. 743 00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,480 Speaker 3: Those things to send it in Jerome and send it 744 00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,560 Speaker 3: to Daryl, which, by the way, we didn't even get 745 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:55,320 Speaker 3: into the Scandi all thing because I'm not someone like 746 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,320 Speaker 3: I'm always like ten hundred years late to a scandal 747 00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:00,520 Speaker 3: and these reality shows things. 748 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,160 Speaker 1: I all in on this situation. Still all in is 749 00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:11,120 Speaker 1: my name, as arianas anyways, So we are all out 750 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,400 Speaker 1: of time, but we have missed you guys. Thank you 751 00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,160 Speaker 1: so so much for being patient with us and actually 752 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,640 Speaker 1: wanting to listen and hear from us again. So we're 753 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,840 Speaker 1: back in full force. And let's just say this as 754 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:24,400 Speaker 1: our last little teaser. Things are about to get real 755 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 1: good on this podcast. We have so much more to discuss. 756 00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:31,760 Speaker 1: These are just the few headlines that we can catch 757 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,040 Speaker 1: you guys up on. But we love you and I've 758 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,800 Speaker 1: missed chatting with you every week, my love. Yes, you 759 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,240 Speaker 1: know how much we care about this podcast. So excited 760 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,000 Speaker 1: to keep it going and have a new chapter. Pregame 761 00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,479 Speaker 1: is back next week, you guys, so keep sending in 762 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,800 Speaker 1: your questions. We'll get to them, we'll answer them. That'll 763 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,600 Speaker 1: be on Monday. Of course, we are a big show. 764 00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,440 Speaker 1: We take big show, big put out there on Thursdays. 765 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,400 Speaker 1: But yeah, I do want to get into vander Pump 766 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:57,680 Speaker 1: Rules next week. Reunion Part three is this week dialed 767 00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:59,680 Speaker 1: in even Jared Stole very dialed in. 768 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:02,440 Speaker 2: Taken to heart what she says, he doesn't even know 769 00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,160 Speaker 2: these people. Here's my last thing. 770 00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:08,640 Speaker 1: Kathy Sedakis dream of all dreams, Jason's mom. Over the weekend, 771 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,040 Speaker 1: she goes to watch What Happened Live on the regular, 772 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,959 Speaker 1: She just sits in the audience. She has set a dream. 773 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,120 Speaker 1: She is so dialed it. All she wanted to talk 774 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,600 Speaker 1: about was Raquel and all the nonsense, not to be 775 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,160 Speaker 1: confused with Rachel Green. And we love you guys, and 776 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,960 Speaker 1: thank you, thank you, thank you for your questions. We 777 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,960 Speaker 1: have them all and they're really good questions. So if 778 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,160 Speaker 1: we haven't, we. 779 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,239 Speaker 2: Haven't answered on this episode, but we will get to them. 780 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,920 Speaker 2: Thank you for sending them in. Keep sending them in. 781 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:31,360 Speaker 1: We love you. 782 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:37,440 Speaker 2: Bye. Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production 783 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:38,600 Speaker 2: of iHeartRadio. 784 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:43,120 Speaker 1: For more podcasts from iHeartRadio visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, 785 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:49,200 Speaker 1: or wherever you get your podcasts.