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Speaker 1: out there. Match Funny of Fish, Single Beagles dot Com
Speaker 1: dating website for beagles. Okay, but nobody can beat good
Speaker 1: old fashioned mom setting you up on a date. Mom
Speaker 1: is the original dating website. Why isn't there is there
Speaker 1: a website where mothers can match their kids up? There
Speaker 1: should be mommatch dot com or something like that. Stumbled
Speaker 1: upon a million dollar idea. Okay, everybody forget I said that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: except nobody wants to sign up for that except for moms.
Speaker 1: That's true. Well, Eugene is on the phone right now
Speaker 1: and apparently he got set up on a date by
Speaker 1: his mom. What's up, Eugene, Hey, what's going on? Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh? Did your mom actually have good taste for you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She's great? Stop me up all the time. What I've
Speaker 1: never heard of? And how is your mom meeting so
Speaker 1: many women your age? She works in a big office,
Speaker 1: you know, she she looks out. Okay, so anytime they
Speaker 1: hire somebody who's around your age, she just walks up
Speaker 1: to them and like puts them through the ring or
Speaker 1: to see if they're material to date her son. Huh yeah, basically,
Speaker 1: and she's way more successful at getting me. Okay, well
Speaker 1: you got a pimp for a mom. Good for you.
Speaker 1: Tell us about the girl she set you up with
Speaker 1: this time. What's her name? Her name was Diana? Diana?
Speaker 1: It was Diana. Yeah, it is, you know, still us
Speaker 1: all her name is. I hope her name is Diana.
Speaker 1: And what did you do with Diana? Well, she said
Speaker 1: we'd meet up my place before to date and we
Speaker 1: never laughed. Boy, Oh my gosh, wait, is hold up?
Speaker 1: Is that what your mom is hoping for you as
Speaker 1: well as she wanted me to score like that? My
Speaker 1: mom just wants and children. She doesn't care how it
Speaker 1: happened from drunken nightat hanging out of your house. It's fine.
Speaker 1: There are so many times when mother said to know,
Speaker 1: if you did accidentally get pregnant, that would be fine.
Speaker 1: I'm here to take care of us. She's the only
Speaker 1: one want him to be right. So you guys ended
Speaker 1: up just staying at your place. That's pretty good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it must have been really on my game that night. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: tell us about it. What happened? I mean, she was
Speaker 1: really cool because she she didn't look like a lot
Speaker 1: of those girls you see on the internet. What does
Speaker 1: that mean? No, I see a lot of different kinds
Speaker 1: of girls on the internet. Yeah, what do internet girls
Speaker 1: look like? I mean, Diana's boobs were just a little smaller,
Speaker 1: but she's still super cute. You know, are you watching
Speaker 1: like a ton of adult videos on the internet. No,
Speaker 1: I just seen in general, you know, the girls on
Speaker 1: the internet. Okay, No, he's so creepy. So she looked
Speaker 1: a little different than the other girls that you see
Speaker 1: all the time on the internet, and her only descriptor
Speaker 1: is the size of her boobs so far. Oh, we
Speaker 1: know what kind of stuff you're looking at on the internet.
Speaker 1: That's all? Um? What else did you like about her?
Speaker 1: She was just easy to talk to, and you know,
Speaker 1: the weather was bad that night, so we kind of
Speaker 1: stayed in and did bother of fun stuff together, like
Speaker 1: what we looked at some old photo albums, then we
Speaker 1: ordered Chinese food, played some yazzi. It was fun. Did
Speaker 1: she think it was fun? Because if she's flipping through
Speaker 1: your baby books. Chances are pretty good. She is not
Speaker 1: having a great time with that. She's seem to be laughing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. She seemed pretty good. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: it seemed like things were going pretty well. Because then
Speaker 1: after a little while, I made my move. I waited
Speaker 1: till she went to the bathroom, and then I put
Speaker 1: something risque on the TV. That's your Yeah, So she
Speaker 1: came out of the bathroom and there's a porn plane
Speaker 1: in your living room. No, no, not a not a
Speaker 1: porn come on, Oh good, No, no, okay, what did
Speaker 1: you put on the TV that's risque to try to
Speaker 1: get her in the mood? Game was throned. Uh, there's
Speaker 1: always nudity in there, that is sure. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of nudity and a lot of weird sex stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I haven't seen it still. Oh you have to watch.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh it's so cool. You gotta how
Speaker 1: if you don't watch Take Off of Work tomorrow and
Speaker 1: watch it. It's amazing. Oh my gosh, you sound like
Speaker 1: you like it a lot. Did it work? Did it
Speaker 1: get her in the mood? By the time the first
Speaker 1: episode ended, it was super late and she had to
Speaker 1: leave at the end. I'm like, I'm looking part up
Speaker 1: binge watching the show with you and binge doing you.
Speaker 1: So maybe that was what did you really say that?
Speaker 1: Did you really say that? I meant it as a joke,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, we had I was joking. Maybe she she,
Speaker 1: you know, oversaw it. Well did she laugh at that joke?
Speaker 1: She laughed? But it was like a kind of nervous
Speaker 1: flash that sounds like like a shocking thing, like, whoa
Speaker 1: did he just say that? I from your description, if
Speaker 1: I was girl in the day, I would think you
Speaker 1: were creepy creep Why I'm going to binge do you? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's pretty much all you need to know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: without even kissing her. That might have been a bad
Speaker 1: move man. And still the only way you've described this
Speaker 1: woman is by your boobs, Like I have known nothing
Speaker 1: about her other than her boob size. She smells nice.
Speaker 1: Okay again, Eugene boobs are on the smaller side. She
Speaker 1: smells nice. And apparently she doesn't know how to take
Speaker 1: a joke about being binge done. I mean, you guys
Speaker 1: don't understand. You just had a beat her. It was
Speaker 1: super funny in the moment, trust me, all right, man, Well,
Speaker 1: I wonder what could have gotten wrong. We will play
Speaker 1: a song and then come back and call her and
Speaker 1: get your second day update. Okay, okay, thank you rooking
Speaker 1: cub in the morning second update. If you miss the
Speaker 1: first part of today's second day update, then you haven't
Speaker 1: met Eugene yet. And Eugene could be summed up in
Speaker 1: three words. He's got gang. That's pretty much. How could
Speaker 1: some of Eugene Because he told us about his first
Speaker 1: date with a girl named Diana. They actually just hung
Speaker 1: out at his house, played a little yachtsie. It's always
Speaker 1: the best for play. Then he put something on the
Speaker 1: TV to try to get her in the mood, a
Speaker 1: little Game of Thrones. Nothing gets people hotter than a
Speaker 1: little brother and sister action. Oh my god, is that
Speaker 1: what happened when games? There's some of that in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody's kind of sleep with everybody in it. It's a
Speaker 1: pretty crazy thing, but you know, people get excited over that.
Speaker 1: And then he ended the date by saying, we should
Speaker 1: binge watch the rest of this together. Oh and I
Speaker 1: can binge, do you? So? Yeah? No idea why Eugene
Speaker 1: isn't getting a call back from Diana. But we're about
Speaker 1: to find out. I know you think your binge do
Speaker 1: you joke is really funny, and I think it could
Speaker 1: have been. But it's all about timing, right, like you
Speaker 1: hadn't even kissed her yet. Well, yeah, that's why it's
Speaker 1: a funnier joke. Okay, if you're actually attracted to you
Speaker 1: that it's not funny. Probably, Well we'll find out. Eugene
Speaker 1: will get her on the phone and see if she
Speaker 1: thought the joke was funny, and then see if she'll
Speaker 1: go out with you again. Okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: might I speak to Diana please? This is Diana. Who
Speaker 1: is it? Hey? What's up? Diana? How are you? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Wait
Speaker 1: are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, actually familiar with the show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Oh nice? Okay. A lot of
Speaker 1: times call for a second day updates and do up?
Speaker 1: No idea who you are? So that's refreshing. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: you're calling about second date update? Yes? Okay, who is it?
Speaker 1: Is it about Dylan? Dylan? Yeah? Dylan. I went out
Speaker 1: with him a couple of days ago. Is he asking
Speaker 1: about me? Not asking us about you? Because no, it's
Speaker 1: not about Dylan. Oh god, anybody else you can think
Speaker 1: of who might want to do a second date update
Speaker 1: with you? Is it Eugene. Eugene that wasn't as excited
Speaker 1: as you were about Dylan. Yeah, yeah, so Eugene's coming
Speaker 1: about me? Okay, yep. Eugene told us all about your
Speaker 1: date and he said he really liked you. But now
Speaker 1: you're not getting back to him. So is there a
Speaker 1: specific reason? Well, I mean, so he did tell you
Speaker 1: what happens, like, he told you what he did and everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what he told us. He said that
Speaker 1: you came over there. I guess the weather wasn't that great,
Speaker 1: so you guys decided to just hang out at his house,
Speaker 1: played some yachtzi, watched some Game of Thrones. Oh, flip
Speaker 1: through photo albums. Can't forget that. And then I guess
Speaker 1: at the end of your date, he made a joke
Speaker 1: that he told us and we told him didn't sound
Speaker 1: like it was that funny, but he said you should
Speaker 1: come back and binge watch a game of Thrones, and
Speaker 1: also he's going to binge do you. Wow? I'm honestly
Speaker 1: really surprised that he just told you all that. So embarrassing.
Speaker 1: You're surprised because he should be embarrassed, right, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: he should be embarrassed, but apparently he's not. He thought
Speaker 1: it was a funny joke. Did you not think it
Speaker 1: was funny? No? Yeah, you guys think it was funny.
Speaker 1: I will say I think that he meant it in
Speaker 1: a lighthearted way. But I also told him he was
Speaker 1: creepy for it. Yeah, that's not the only reason why
Speaker 1: it was creepy. Oh there's more creep. There's more creep
Speaker 1: to Eugene. Oh yeah, he'd heard it all. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: well that's all he told us. So what is he
Speaker 1: what is he missing? Well? Did he tell you what
Speaker 1: happened during Yassi? No? No, did you try to like
Speaker 1: get you to play strip yazzi or something? Huh yeah, no, thanks,
Speaker 1: thank god. Okay, there was the middle of Yassi. We're
Speaker 1: playing a good old round a yatsi, and then he
Speaker 1: was like hold on, hold on, and he takes out
Speaker 1: a camera and goes over to the window and starts
Speaker 1: videotaping the neighbor's yard across the street. What okay? Well
Speaker 1: why what what did he explain? I mean I wanted
Speaker 1: to ask, but I decided I didn't even want to know. Oh, honestly,
Speaker 1: this was just a favor to his mom. I worked
Speaker 1: with her. I'm sure he told you that. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said that his mom set you guys up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I like her, you know, and we worked together.
Speaker 1: We see each other every day. But once I got there,
Speaker 1: I was like, Wow, this guy's like a little unstable,
Speaker 1: and I felt weird being there, and I was just
Speaker 1: sort of trying to plan how I was gonna get
Speaker 1: out of there. Okay, but let's get back to the
Speaker 1: video camera thing. What was so he videotapes his neighbor's yard.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't even know. I didn't even ask I.
Speaker 1: That's all I know is that he was videotaping his
Speaker 1: neighbor's weird I don't know. Yeah, but after that, you
Speaker 1: stayed for a full episode of Game of Thrones. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just kind of figured I would wait
Speaker 1: out the episode and get out after that. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: you know, Diana, if you've listened to these second date
Speaker 1: updates before, then you should know that Eugene is on
Speaker 1: the other line and wants to talk to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: guys like tolobally for got you do that Eugene. Hey, hey, no,
Speaker 1: there's your kid. Hi Eugene, why are you videotaping your neighbors? Oh,
Speaker 1: it's it's not what you think. It's a total misunderstanding.
Speaker 1: Engine it sounds creepy, like all the other creepy things
Speaker 1: you did. No, No, here's what I'm what I was doing.
Speaker 1: I'm close friends with the neighbors, and a little while back,
Speaker 1: I realized my neighbors they don't take enough videos of
Speaker 1: their kids. So I'm putting together a video collage with
Speaker 1: their kids for them for their upcoming anniversary. Now, hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: whenever I see the kids playing in the yard, I take.
Speaker 1: Now I'm recorded. I'm gonna put a soundtrack to it.
Speaker 1: The neighbor's note, they're cool about it. The neighbor's note,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's total misunderstanding. You know, it's unfortunate happened
Speaker 1: during the date, but that's all it was. Well, hold,
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal. You actually had a conversation
Speaker 1: with your neighbors about this. Yeah, so they know that
Speaker 1: your videotape and their kids through your window. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: think it's a great idea. They're not the best technology,
Speaker 1: and I'm really good at computers. So they're happy to
Speaker 1: have me capture some moments where it looks like somebody
Speaker 1: spied on their children, Like there's no audio. They're kind
Speaker 1: of far away, like I don't know that. I believe you, Eugene. No, No,
Speaker 1: we're putting music to it. It's gonna be good. I know, dude.
Speaker 1: You just said that on the radio, Like you hear yourself.
Speaker 1: This is like a perfect example of the creepy level
Speaker 1: that you live at. What I'm doing a nice thing
Speaker 1: for my neighbors. Now that's not how you do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Robin Sandy, Dude, it was the middle of the night
Speaker 1: and it was raining. Like, that's a terrible time to
Speaker 1: get video, first of all, and also so creepy it
Speaker 1: kids once I'm car to house in the middle of
Speaker 1: the night. Wait, so wait, were the kids in the
Speaker 1: yard and the dark and the rain? I'm confused. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were playing in puddles. Now I have nice vision
Speaker 1: on my camera. The kids were playing. You're videotaping kids
Speaker 1: with night vision goggles, Eugene. Yeah, friendship never sleeps. I
Speaker 1: think you guys are misunderstand Yeah, I think other things
Speaker 1: never sleep. Eugene. You are literally have proof that the
Speaker 1: neighbors are cool with this, Yeah, yeah, I talk to them.
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to call the neighbors, like
Speaker 1: I feel like this would Yeah. I feel like we
Speaker 1: need to call a lot of people. Yeah you heard
Speaker 1: Sandy loves me. Wow. I mean, okay, the video camera side.
Speaker 1: Let's just bring it back to the date. It just
Speaker 1: wasn't working for me, like on every level, every step
Speaker 1: of the way. So you don't want to continue Game
Speaker 1: of Thrones. I think that might be what she's saying, Eugene,
Speaker 1: but I guess we can check for sure, Diana, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out with Eugene on a second date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it, would not? I would not. Okay,
Speaker 1: you started answering that before I even ask a d Listen, Eugene, Like,
Speaker 1: you obviously have this like nerdy side to you, which
Speaker 1: is awesome for somebody, and like, you know, if you
Speaker 1: could just bring it down a notch and maybe like
Speaker 1: ask your date if they would like to, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: if they would like to watch Game of Thrones, maybe
Speaker 1: you could hit it off this with another fellow nerd
Speaker 1: and you'd really have a good time. But I am
Speaker 1: not that person you. I think that you're just gonna
Speaker 1: have to chalk this one up as a loss, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lost for her? Okay, yeah, you hear that, Diana, you lost.
Speaker 1: This is one that I'm totally signed to lose. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: can you ask her if I can still just touch
Speaker 1: her boob? What? No, Eugene, all right, we're done with
Speaker 1: a second date update now. I am sorry. In the morning,
Speaker 1: everybody texting it at seven, eight, five nine two right
Speaker 1: now it is all saying the same thing. Somebody tell
Speaker 1: those neighbors broken jubile in the morning, have an update
Speaker 1: on that. So just give me a second if you
Speaker 1: miss to day a second date update. Eugene called in.
Speaker 1: He was a she set up on a date by
Speaker 1: his mom with one of her co workers, and he
Speaker 1: invited that girl over to his house, and he was
Speaker 1: proud to say that they stayed there most of the
Speaker 1: night doing a lot of fun things. Yatzi watched some
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones. What he didn't tell us and what
Speaker 1: we found out later from the girl he went out with,
Speaker 1: named Diana, is that he stopped at one point to
Speaker 1: videotape the neighbor's house. Yeah, and he told us the
Speaker 1: reason why was because he's putting together a video collage
Speaker 1: of their children as an anniversary present, and he heard
Speaker 1: the kids out in the yard, so he stopped so
Speaker 1: he could videotape them and it was nighttime. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: he told us that he had their permission. We obviously
Speaker 1: were very skeptical, so we got in touch with the
Speaker 1: neighbors and apparently it's true, he does have their permission.
Speaker 1: Oh so I guess it's still weird. It's still weird,
Speaker 1: but apparently they know and they're cool with it, and
Speaker 1: they know Eugene. So do the kids know. I feel
Speaker 1: like we kids. Yeah, we should just call them all
Speaker 1: the kids. Then they're probably like, yeah, this is great.
Speaker 1: It's all the cool. Remember how me tell no matter what,
Speaker 1: it's creepy neighbor there. But I guess it's all good. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 1: if you want to do a second day up, they
Speaker 1: don't have to do the email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back ninety
Speaker 1: two point five