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Speaker 2: Bananimals? What's happened?

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Speaker 3: These are our mini so you are our bananimals. That

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Speaker 3: across from me is my best bud Kurt Brown older.

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Speaker 2: And I'm looking at my best bud Scottie land Is.

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Speaker 1: You know what? I had a funny thing.

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Speaker 3: I'm I'm doing one of those I'm having a smoothie week.

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Speaker 3: And you know the smoothie weeks where you buy all

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Speaker 1: Like, this is me now, I'm a smoothie guy now.

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Speaker 1: And then you just run out of ingredients and then

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Speaker 1: you'd never do it again. It might be two years

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Speaker 1: to let do it again. It is you.

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Speaker 2: Get out of kick. You're like, this is so easy,

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Speaker 2: and you're like and then but around like the fifth day,

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Speaker 3: It's the cleanup process. Yeah, or you run out of

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Speaker 3: stuff like started strong, I had blueberries, strawberries, bananas, pineapple.

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Speaker 3: You know you're mixing match at coconut milk id different

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Speaker 3: It's still good for you, just less appealing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is. Also, I've always find when I

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Speaker 2: And so for me, I would prefer to like eat

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And fruit's great for you and everything, And I'm

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Speaker 3: is just like sugar too. When you drink it, you

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Speaker 3: And then I'll go on a walk and just fade

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Speaker 2: That's interesting. I used to be a vegetable person, but

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Speaker 2: then kids change me, because kids hate vegetables. And so

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Speaker 2: just fruits with every meal, and so we just are

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Speaker 2: constantly buying. I spend so much money on blueberries and strawberries. Mate,

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Speaker 1: That's going to be good.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, so it's good. So now I just i'd like,

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Speaker 2: I've given up my vegetables. I only eat fruit now.

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Speaker 3: That's hey. You know, we'll meet in the middle somewhere.

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Speaker 3: We'll get a big salad. I'm flying to Denver in

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Speaker 3: two hours. This'll come out a couple days after our show,

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Speaker 2: Or no, yeah, it'll come out after our our two

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just gonna assume they went amazing in Denver.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, oh yeah, So for those of you who

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Speaker 2: maybe this is your first minisote, I doubt it. We

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Speaker 2: maybe tell your stories and then tell our stories.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we have stories. We have confessions.

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Speaker 3: The confessions this week the prompt was places I've hid

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Speaker 1: I got a few. Do you have any stories or anything, Kurt.

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Speaker 2: I do have a story that I want to shore

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Speaker 2: before we get into confessions. This is Carl's This is

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Speaker 2: from Carlsburg seven to one nine on Instagram. Figured you

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Speaker 2: guys would appreciate this story. In the sixties, my mom

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Speaker 2: She and her family went to the zoo. My mom

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Speaker 3: I know it's so crazy, and I know there's like

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Speaker 1: Jelly bean are so good.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever have like a good nickname growing up?

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Speaker 3: Well, Scott and Scottie just leans toward nicknames, like you know,

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Speaker 3: Definitely Brooklyn, Yeoklyn, Yeah, Lauren.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, my wife Lauren in her head, and

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Speaker 2: She's like, no, Cookie is terrible, and I was like,

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Speaker 2: Yes, so in my phone, lord's name is Steve, and

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Speaker 3: that is so funneled Stephen, Patty.

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Speaker 3: We played Zeppi games, a flashlight tag and every person

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Speaker 1: Forever.

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Speaker 3: We had a kid that wore cut off jean shorts

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Speaker 2: It was like, by you Billy is so creative. Where

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Speaker 2: And now and now Rye ra he he does kite sailing,

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Speaker 1: Wow, just they were driving her drugs around town. It's

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Speaker 3: For people who aren't dinosaurs, ecstasy hit pretty hard and

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Speaker 3: It's like the same thing, and it just made me sweat.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 3: Also, it's so weird because I know that seven eleven

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Speaker 1: Northern Park where or wherever that is. Yeah, yeah, oh man, that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was my first experience.

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Speaker 3: Well, like all the bad girls at the school dances

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Speaker 3: be like, we don't know what this, We.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what it is. We don't know what you're doing.

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Speaker 3: Your eyes aren't bloodshot, you don't smell like alcohol, but

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Chryl Crow plays.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, we only got one through one confession.

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Speaker 2: So many more confessions for some more mini So it's

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Speaker 2: coming up of course every two weeks. And if you're

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Speaker 2: to hear these when they drop it, they're all on

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Speaker 2: Amazon Music and the Wondery app, so you can listen

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Speaker 2: to you there and you can listen when they actually happen,

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Speaker 2: as opposed to six months later when they go on

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Speaker 2: the main feed. But thank you to everybody keep sending

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Speaker 2: in your personal stories and your confessions.

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Speaker 3: We love them, We're doing them live and yeah, always anonymous,

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Speaker 3: always absolved.

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Speaker 2: You are absolved, You are absolved. Thank you to Katie Levine,

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Speaker 2: our producer. Thanked you to Lisa Maggott, our intern, who's

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Speaker 2: also a full human. Thank you to Karen Georgia Thanks

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Speaker 2: exactly right.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Curtie B. I'll see you in Denver.

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Speaker 3: Banana Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 3: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 2: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 3: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 3: Hartstart

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Speaker 2: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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