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<v Speaker 1>Miranda like presents as mommy, but it's actually baby's baby.

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<v Speaker 1>She's she a me, no me, not my name, yo,

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<v Speaker 1>yo yo, what is your child?

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<v Speaker 2>I am a cook yo. Life's going down before like.

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<v Speaker 1>Round Welcome to like a Virgin the And just like

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<v Speaker 1>that recap series where we sign Michael Patrick King's death warrant,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Rose dam you and I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Fran Dorato, I will say I think something that I

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<v Speaker 2>figured out about myself and how I'm consuming the show

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<v Speaker 2>is there's kind of a dif. There's like two different

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<v Speaker 2>reactions that I can have to literally anything that happened

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<v Speaker 2>on and just like that, either I am lolling because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm earnestly entertained and engaged by the thing that is happening,

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<v Speaker 2>which just happened with a lot of like Charlotte moments

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<v Speaker 2>in the show. The show obviously still has a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of really good one laners and moments where I'm like, haha,

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<v Speaker 2>that's funny, and then we have the hysterical and loudest

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<v Speaker 2>laughter at what are some of the worst things I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever heard on the screenwriting level, And one of them

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<v Speaker 2>this episode was Aiden saying well he had psilocybin in

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<v Speaker 2>his system.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, where could a fourteen year old even get

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<v Speaker 1>magic mushrooms? Like literally probably from someone younger than him,

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<v Speaker 1>like and who calls them magic mushrooms?

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<v Speaker 2>And the fact that like I just have to say

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<v Speaker 2>about this moment so maddening and and shows the ass,

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<v Speaker 2>shows the ass of the writers on this show under

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<v Speaker 2>like the fact that psilocybin, when it was in his

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<v Speaker 2>system introduced on the plot level as something that is

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<v Speaker 2>heightening the stakes of Aiden's relationship to his kids and

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<v Speaker 2>whether or not he's going to like stay with carry whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, Oh, he had mushrooms in a system. Mushrooms

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<v Speaker 2>psilocybin something that has been like widely approved by the

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<v Speaker 2>FDA and doctor is something that literally is less dangerous

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<v Speaker 2>than a lot of the other drugs and things that

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<v Speaker 2>like they do on this show and that kids can do.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like far and beyond one of like it

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<v Speaker 2>was so it was just hilarious to me. I was

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<v Speaker 2>like the fact that the writers are like, Oh, what's

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<v Speaker 2>a crazy drug psilocydo?

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<v Speaker 1>Why wasn't he doing like black tar heroin? Yeah, why

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't doing meth? Honestly, Like literally it could have just

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<v Speaker 1>been like it could have just been coke, like could yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, oh drank He drank a beer and

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<v Speaker 1>was micro saying like oh it's it's it's like Evan

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel Wood and thirteen. We gotta get this kid under control.

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<v Speaker 1>You have no bra, no panties.

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<v Speaker 2>He drank some beer, pop some psilocybin gummies like at

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<v Speaker 2>a point zero one like milligram level, and therefre was

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<v Speaker 2>in a system. Sorry, hate to break it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>People are drinking a few beers and micro dosing mushrooms

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<v Speaker 2>and operating heavy machinery every day, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Every day heavy machinery like this, dick.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just hilarious, Like sorry, Like honestly, people like producers

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<v Speaker 2>like engineers, scientists, doctors, working professionals, people who have nine

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<v Speaker 2>to five's are all of them are drinking a beer

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<v Speaker 2>and and taking a psilocybin gummy and still doing exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what they need to do that day.

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<v Speaker 1>It is, Brad, let's let's slow down.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like, you're like, so, what of the bus drivers

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<v Speaker 1>like slammed a couple of white claws like whatever, But

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<v Speaker 1>that is no girl.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm if the bus driver had two beers and

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<v Speaker 2>also had a psilocybin. Gummy the bus still do his

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<v Speaker 2>job like fully, but.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have to say it's one thing, it's one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's these are two different things. Like it's okay for

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<v Speaker 1>a fourteen year old to get a little crunk on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend, it's not necessarily okay for like anyone in

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<v Speaker 1>the world to be wasted while they're doing their jobs. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's well, I'm obviously it was implied, I am obviously

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<v Speaker 1>being facetious.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's just like it is just like it's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like the sorry, I didn't even ask you if

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<v Speaker 2>it's okay to call you an envy person. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, girl, like, these are not things. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like another I'm haunted by.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just another thing we're really mad about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl, Like you do not know anything about people under

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<v Speaker 2>the age of forty five, and that is kinds of

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<v Speaker 2>writing about these people. Anyways. I just I lost my

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<v Speaker 2>shit when he said, yeah, just a little Simon in

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<v Speaker 2>his system. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm sure we could rant forever about the different

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<v Speaker 1>things in this episode that we hated, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>I know we're pretty free for among these recaps. But like,

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<v Speaker 1>just like to introduce a wee bit of structure, like,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you feel generally about this finale?

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<v Speaker 2>I felt, because we're using I feel statements, I felt like,

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<v Speaker 2>as I said earlier, there was nothing really surprising about

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<v Speaker 2>the finale. I obviously thoroughly enjoyed the Samantha moments. I

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<v Speaker 2>also thought that the final scene of the actual show,

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<v Speaker 2>which is her and Seema on a beach in Greece

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<v Speaker 2>being like, who cares if our men ever come back

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<v Speaker 2>to us? They're like, you know what I mean? That

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<v Speaker 2>is a wonderful finale moment. Like I liked that as

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<v Speaker 2>a polish, as a polishing off to the to the season.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was so true to the spirit of

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<v Speaker 2>Sex and the City. But when I said earlier, very

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<v Speaker 2>flagrantly that Sex and the City two is better than

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<v Speaker 2>all of it jets like that, I really do mean it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like there's just nothing whack, Like there's nothing off the rocker,

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<v Speaker 2>there's nothing crazy, there's nothing surprising, there's nothing deranged. There's

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<v Speaker 2>nothing in this show that has like that's that has teeth,

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<v Speaker 2>And I think that I'm frustrated by that over and

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<v Speaker 2>over again. What about you, how psychotic are you feeling

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<v Speaker 2>after watching the finale.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean that's a loaded question. I literally started

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<v Speaker 1>prose that yesterday. I will say, the most shocking thing

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<v Speaker 1>in this episode, even more so than Annabel Bronstein and

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<v Speaker 1>the other thing that made me scream was in carrying

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<v Speaker 1>aid and sex scene. At the end, Carrie had sex

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<v Speaker 1>without a bra on which she's never done. That was

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<v Speaker 1>literally in Sarah Jessica Parker's contract for the original run

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<v Speaker 1>of Sex in the City, and we saw Sarah Jessica

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<v Speaker 1>Parker's side boob. If you want to hear all of

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