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Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the front door.

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Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: best Ready go you've heard in a while, The Jewels Show.

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Speaker 1: Guess what, everybody, It's Friday. Yeah, I made it. It's

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Speaker 1: a Friday. It always happens. It's a Jewel Show. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I made a minute. Oh corporate, Yeah, anytime any players,

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Speaker 1: anytime you hear this beat, you can't help but get

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Speaker 1: hyped up. Even though I sound like I'm asleep right now.

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Speaker 1: It's playing behind me, so it sounds like I'm hype.

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Speaker 1: But the corporate executives here yeah, have said, hey, you

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Speaker 1: know what, We've noticed that people that listen to your

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Speaker 1: program really like to be on the social media, and yeah,

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Speaker 1: pretty much everybody does. You know what? We found that

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Speaker 1: I was like Facebook, It's like, oh, okay, well I

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Speaker 1: One have you heard of the instant gram? Yeah? Instagram? Yes,

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Speaker 1: Well we think you guys should you know talk more

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Speaker 1: about social media, like I think we do a lot anyway,

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Speaker 1: we do it all the time, so we figured why

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Speaker 1: not give them what they want? And one of the

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Speaker 1: most popular hashtags on Friday is Friday Feel. Hey, go

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Speaker 1: around the room and get our hashtag and Friday feels.

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Speaker 1: I I know exactly how I'm feeling. How I'll get

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Speaker 1: what's your hashtag Friday feel for Friday? Okay, well, Friday.

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Speaker 1: It just happens to be my second favorite upward And

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Speaker 1: you want to know what rhymes with it? What? Happy hour? Oh?

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Speaker 1: See what you did that? So that's how I'm feeling? Okay? Cool?

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Speaker 1: your Friday feel is that it's happy hour? Well sort of, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's your hashtag Friday Feel? My Friday feel is that

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Speaker 1: a lot. So I guess your Friday feel is that

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Speaker 1: You're getting lucky this weekend, I think, so, Alex. All right, people,

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Speaker 1: the social media since our boss has asked us to

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Speaker 1: do more hashtagy type stuff. Hashtagy that's the way you

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Speaker 1: telephone like no that people don't use that anymore. It's

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Speaker 1: called a hashtag. Oh I know. By the way, I

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Speaker 1: that are twice their age. So anyway, hashtag Friday Field.

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Speaker 1: You can follow us on social media, you can follow

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Speaker 1: the show at the Jewel Show. You can follow all

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Speaker 1: of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh. My name, by

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Speaker 1: the way, I spelled j you b a l if

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Speaker 1: next on the Jewel Show is your phone prank The

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Speaker 1: Jewbil Show on Demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frank Mornings. Hello, um, him,

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Speaker 1: I'm Alexis and I'm calling from the Phoneline school is

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Speaker 1: um Julia? Sir? Yeah, yes, Julia. Hi? Oh um, hi

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Speaker 1: Julia like your son Jansen. He's a pu pile in

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Look, Alexis, we already talked about this.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you don't have a degree. All

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Speaker 1: what did you just say, Alexa? This is not Alexis? Hello?

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're looking for Alexis because I've heard

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Speaker 1: thank you? No, please, Jesus, this is Sampson, Jerry Sampson.

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Speaker 1: What the hell is going on? I'm who are you?

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Speaker 1: Who are you? You called me? Listen, somebody just called

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Speaker 1: and now I've been on hold and now I'm talking

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Speaker 1: I just need to know if there is an issue. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry about all of that. I actually teach PE here,

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Speaker 1: I mention I teach PE that's physical education? You want?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for holding this as Alexis. How can I help you? Hi, Alexis,

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you anymore. Put me on the

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Speaker 1: it on the alexis No, you're not Pete. I know,

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Speaker 1: that makes no offense? What is going on? What is

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Speaker 1: What yeah, Julia, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel

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Speaker 1: is Alex and it's even Yeah, there was a joke.

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Speaker 1: phone pranks, we'd say mornings on the twenties. The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show on Demand, I think says Valentine's Day like a

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Speaker 1: the ability to completely rip off other people's ideas. We

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Speaker 1: the whole show today, we're stealing Hooter's idea called eight

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Speaker 1: the first annual jubil shows shred your X. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand. Jebils dirty Little Secret. There's

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Speaker 1: you don't sound the same. Where's the where's that at?

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Speaker 1: That's a that's him. Yeah, she's so loud, it's like

420
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: a seagull. Yeah. Anyway, Riya Sharapova, you're not on the

421
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,159
Speaker 1: tennis court right now. You're here to tell us a

422
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Speaker 1: dirt a little secret. What is your dirty little secret? Yeah,

423
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Speaker 1: I got a secret. I've been doing it for a

424
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:35,880
Speaker 1: little while now, and yeah, it's just it's been something

425
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Speaker 1: i've been doing behind my wife's back that she doesn't

426
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 1: know about that's probably not a good yeah, whenever they

427
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 1: say that, it's not like. It's not like that though,

428
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 1: It's just, you know, it's just something I don't. You know,

429
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: it's not she wants me to do, but I don't

430
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Speaker 1: want to necessarily do it. So I found I found

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Speaker 1: the work around. Oh okay, what are you doing behind

432
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Speaker 1: her back? Okay? So? Um, you know, I'm a bartender,

433
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: so like I get a lot of tips, I got cash.

434
00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 1: I always have cash, like in my pockets and dragging

435
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 1: right now, what's going on? You just called it to

436
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Speaker 1: tell you a little I don't even want to tell

437
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,840
Speaker 1: the cigaret. I just want to tell you, guys, how

438
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 1: much cash out of my pockets right now? I can't

439
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Speaker 1: even tell. I can't even feel I'm sitting. I got

440
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Speaker 1: so much cash in my back and in the back

441
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Speaker 1: of my always is always raining, even when I'm inside,

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Speaker 1: you know. So um yeah, so my wife, you know,

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Speaker 1: when I come home, like, I'm generally in charge of

444
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Speaker 1: the dishes, so I'm supposed to do the dishes every

445
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: day and stuff like that, but I don't know, I

446
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: don't want to do the dishes. Bartend I'm cleaning dishes

447
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:44,320
Speaker 1: at the bar. I mean that's like your household. Sure dishes. Yeah,

448
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: that's like one am I to do with. And that's

449
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Speaker 1: like one of the most annoying ones that I don't like. Yeah,

450
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 1: I hate doing dishes. Yeah. So the thing she doesn't

451
00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:56,359
Speaker 1: know is that I actually I've gone and I've bought

452
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Speaker 1: the exact same dishes that we already have. Whenever I

453
00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: so whenever dishes are like too hard, I just I

454
00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:11,280
Speaker 1: just throw those out And I didn't swap them out.

455
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,280
Speaker 1: Don't have to do it. What do you mean when

456
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:15,479
Speaker 1: they're too hot, like too hot to clean? Yeah, too

457
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: hard to clean or really funny. Yeah, and I'll put

458
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: on the I'll turn on the faucet and be like,

459
00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,479
Speaker 1: I'll make some noises like all I'm doing dishes, and

460
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:27,159
Speaker 1: then I make the swap. Oh my god, that is

461
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: so lazy. Yeah, it really is and also genius. Yeah,

462
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 1: and I respect you a lot for that. Yeah. Like

463
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 1: you know, I spent I spent like over five hundred dollars,

464
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: But what did you say? Is worth it? Worth it?

465
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 1: Every penny? Everyone? I've been doing this for a few

466
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,640
Speaker 1: months now, Okay, I guess time. Yeah, time is precious.

467
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, feel like spending an extra twenty minutes

468
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:53,879
Speaker 1: to wash a dish the dishes is it's actually more

469
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Speaker 1: expensive than the five hundred dollars spent on dishes, then

470
00:25:56,520 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 1: good for you. I guess one time is money. Yeah,

471
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,119
Speaker 1: I spend thousands of dollars to not have to do

472
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:07,439
Speaker 1: dishes whenever I don't want dishes. All right, Well, great idea.

473
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people will actually start doing

474
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: that now. All right, man, thank you for telling us

475
00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:16,119
Speaker 1: you'd your a little secret. All right, appreciate it. What's

476
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: your dirty little secret? The Jewel Show on demand and

477
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Speaker 1: welcome to the I n N, The Idiot News Network

478
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,000
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

479
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:30,959
Speaker 1: For Friday, February twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel Fresh and

480
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Speaker 1: COVID might be able to stop your respiratory system, but

481
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Speaker 1: it will never stop love. It's Valentine's Day weekend, where

482
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,119
Speaker 1: people celebrate that special someone in their life, not because

483
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 1: they want to, because they have to. And you'd think

484
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,119
Speaker 1: that COVID would have slowed things down, but apparently people

485
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: are just as scared as ever of their significant other

486
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: getting angry at them for not celebrating obligatory love because

487
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Speaker 1: Valentine's Day is still happening in full force this year

488
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Speaker 1: in spite of the pandemic. According to a new survey,

489
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Speaker 1: sixty two percent of people say that the holiday is

490
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: still important this year, and just about half say the

491
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: pandemic won't affect how much they spend or how they

492
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: celebrate Valentine's Day. Does it have any historical value whatsoever?

493
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: Like was it created because of someone? Hallmark? Hallmarks created it?

494
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: That is terrible. Yeah. Well, I saw a video yesterday

495
00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: where there was a couple standing in front of the

496
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,199
Speaker 1: greeting card aisle and they both looked each other with

497
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Speaker 1: a card, and they hand each to each other, read it,

498
00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,200
Speaker 1: and then hugged each other and put it back. That

499
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,800
Speaker 1: is a great way to celebrate Valentine's Day. More people

500
00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: should do that. The survey also found the sixty four

501
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: percent of people think you don't really need to spend

502
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Speaker 1: more than one hundred dollars on Valentine's Day. I agree,

503
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Speaker 1: but only seven percent of people think you shouldn't spend

504
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: anything on Valentine's Day. I think those seven percent of

505
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: people are in the doghouse or single. Yeah, all right,

506
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 1: this is the I N N the idiot news network

507
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,720
Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. The news for

508
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Speaker 1: your next story of the day, let's send it on

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Speaker 1: over to Alex Fresh was on location in Los Angeles,

510
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: wrote it down a paper like, Hey, I'm in Los Angeles.

511
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Speaker 1: Looked like, and I never do that. I'm forgetting to

512
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: ask before we do the news lately where she's at

513
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Speaker 1: a location and so, yeah, she was waving the paper

514
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Speaker 1: at me. I was like, I can't read it from here. Yeah, California,

515
00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: I'm in Los Angeles reporting on the Kardashians again. Oh my, So,

516
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Speaker 1: Kim has a daughter named North. She's seven or something

517
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Speaker 1: like that, and she's been taking these like oil painting classes,

518
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Speaker 1: and Kim posted a picture of a painting that North

519
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Speaker 1: did and people were saying that she didn't do it

520
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: because it was really good, and then she went off.

521
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 1: Kim went off. So people were ripping on her seven

522
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Speaker 1: year old daughter, North North's painting, saying she didn't do

523
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Speaker 1: it because it was so good. Right, Okay, So Kim

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00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: posted this on her story. Okay, don't play with me

525
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 1: when it comes to my children. Yeah, and then my

526
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: daughter and her best friend have been taken a serious

527
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,959
Speaker 1: oil painting class where their talent and creativity are being

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Speaker 1: encouraged and nurtured. North worked incredibly hard on her painting,

529
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Speaker 1: which took several weeks to complete. As a proud mom,

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Speaker 1: I wanted to share the work with everyone I'm seeing.

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Speaker 1: How dare you see children doing awesome things and then

532
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 1: try to accuse them of not being awesome? Please stop

533
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: embarrassing yourselves with negativity and allow every child to be great? Okay,

534
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,959
Speaker 1: Growthwest paint at that period, abc EF. It is an

535
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: amazing painting. Though. Have you seen it? Yeah? It Legit

536
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: looks better than av Ango. So that's why I'm a

537
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 1: bit suspicious. Yeah. There's one blog that I used to

538
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: read all the time, back when you read blogs, and

539
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 1: it was only about taking pictures of kids art and

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00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: then critiquing it and it was a hilarious just ripping it. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, that's all I have, sending it back to you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's set

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Speaker 1: it on over to English Evan, who's trying to figure

546
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Speaker 1: out how to write in the American language so he

547
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Speaker 1: can give his girlfriend a Valentine's Day card. Evan, how's

548
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Speaker 1: it going, Americans are stupid? You want some water from water? No,

549
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm okay, thank you. But here's my story. Okay. So

550
00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: obviously zoom is difficult, especially if you're like jubil and

551
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 1: over the age of sixty. But the latest, but the

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Speaker 1: latest victim of zoom technology was Rod pontoon On, a

553
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Speaker 1: Texas lawyer, taking part in an online court hearing. At

554
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Speaker 1: all Rod pont Yes, he's such a good guy. Here's

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Speaker 1: the audio, mister Parton. I believe you have a filter

556
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Speaker 1: turned on in the video settings we're trying. Didn't you

557
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Speaker 1: hear me, judge, I can hear you. I think it's

558
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Speaker 1: a filter. Oh, I'm prepared to go forward with it.

559
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Speaker 1: I'm here a lot about SnO, I'm not a cat.

560
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Speaker 1: A cat, yeah, I can. I can see that. So

561
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,480
Speaker 1: I just declare up any confusion. He obviously he looked

562
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Speaker 1: like a kitten. And I'm here, I'm not a cat. Problems,

563
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Speaker 1: I'm not a cat. The judge is like, what you're not?

564
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: I thought for sure you are a lawyer changes things

565
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:53,920
Speaker 1: half human half cat lawyer. I actually think that that

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00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 1: should be the new Netflix show. What a half human,

567
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: half cat lawyer fighting crime. You thought you're gonna say,

568
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 1: like old people trying to figure out zoom, that that

569
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 1: would be good. That would probably be better than my idea.

570
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Speaker 1: About to lose job lady, That means that the will

571
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Speaker 1: has come to an end of the day. I don't

572
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Speaker 1: worry about it. That same time I lose yo lawyer cat.

573
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: You about to lose yo job, lawyer cat. You're about

574
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Speaker 1: to lose yo job cat a lawyer cat, and you're

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Speaker 1: doing a lot of stuff. That was the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the

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Speaker 1: news day report is tune in Monday for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report. Oh, this is i n N News News.

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Speaker 1: I'm here a lot about I'm not a cat and

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Speaker 1: your phone branks coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 1: It's a Jewil show, The Jewel Show on demand first

582
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 1: day follow up. Live entertainment is so awkward right now? Yeah,

583
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: dude to COVID and the social distancing people keep asking

584
00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: me if I'm gonna go back to doing stand up,

585
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,640
Speaker 1: like when I'm gonna have shows again, And I'm just

586
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: waiting because it seems weird. To have twelve people scattered

587
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,680
Speaker 1: throughout a room shouting jokes that people who are to

588
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: sit all the way in the back or you know,

589
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:11,920
Speaker 1: six feet apart from it. Yeah, and then like, how

590
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: is that profitable for comedy place? Right? Right? At least

591
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 1: if you get heckled? You know who it is? That's

592
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 1: true exactly. Yeah, Well Scott is on the phone and

593
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,440
Speaker 1: he knows how awkward live entertainment can be right now,

594
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,719
Speaker 1: because apparently he had an awkward experience at a show

595
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: that he went to. The girls show. Well, I don't know,

596
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 1: maybe that's the awkward part. I have no idea. We'll

597
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: find out though. Hey Scott, what's up man? How are you? Hey? Great?

598
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: How are you guys today? Not too bad? I read

599
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: your email and before we get into your actual date,

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Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about the girl that you

601
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Speaker 1: want to call to day. What's her name? Christine? Christine? Yeah,

602
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: she's Scott. Isn't that rude? I asked you the question,

603
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: but I already knew the answer, so I answered it.

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Speaker 1: Christine's great. Um, you know, we had a great time,

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Speaker 1: I thought, I mean, we wanted. It's it's weird dating

606
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 1: now all everything, So it definitely was a kind of

607
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 1: strange place to be with all the precautions and everything.

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00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 1: But you know, we laughed a lot. I mean, she's

609
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,040
Speaker 1: super cool, super smart, and I love her sense of humor.

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Speaker 1: You said that your date was awkward because you went

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Speaker 1: to a live show of some sort. Yeah, we went

612
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: to see a band, and of course, to keep it safe,

613
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,400
Speaker 1: you know, we're spread out, masking everything. You know, you

614
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: get a beer, someone comes basically in a hazmat suit.

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00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 1: That was the awkward part of it. I thought, So,

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Speaker 1: I really can't think of anything else. The only thing

617
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: I can even think of that might have been slightly

618
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: on me was, you know, it got real quiet at

619
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: some point. It was an awkward situation. So you know,

620
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: I yelled out, hey, you take requests. So I'm like,

621
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Speaker 1: this way you want to hear a request? That guy, well,

622
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: you know, I just thought it would break the tension.

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Speaker 1: I thought it would make it would it would lighten

624
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Speaker 1: things up a little bit. I don't know, I think

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Speaker 1: that would make it worse for me. I agree, super

626
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 1: intervert and child like, oh my god, no, what you're doing? Yeah,

627
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: that would ruin the day. Yeah, I know, I just thought,

628
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: you know, because there's like twelve people in the audience

629
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 1: and it's so weird, and so I thought it would

630
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: be funny. But you know, usually right when I said it, yeah,

631
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,840
Speaker 1: it didn't didn't play well. Usually performers don't like it

632
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,879
Speaker 1: when you shot at them on stage, unless like there's

633
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: a group of people and they're cheering. But when it's

634
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 1: just some guy in a bar where there's twelve people

635
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: watching an awkward, socially distanced music show, who goes, hey,

636
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: you guys take a quest hilarious, like what did they say?

637
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: It got really quiet right when I said it, and

638
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: then it was even more and they just kind of

639
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 1: looked at me for a second. They said okay, so

640
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:46,240
Speaker 1: then they just wow, No, no, they looked exactly thrilled

641
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: about it. Well, it's it's hard to come back from

642
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: that one when you're on a date. So more importantly,

643
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: how did your date Christine look at you when you

644
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:56,360
Speaker 1: did that? She wrote her eyes a little bit, but

645
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,040
Speaker 1: she laughed. I don't. I mean, but you know, it

646
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 1: wasn't a laugh. Like thought it was funny. Maybe it

647
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 1: isn't horrible, lass like, I can't believe that guy did that. Yeah,

648
00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 1: I don't. Everything else all night was so cool and

649
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 1: so great. So I didn't I don't see that. I

650
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: didn't see it as a big deal, and she didn't

651
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: bring it up again. And she's had a good time

652
00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: after that, okay. Yeah. I was gonna say, if she

653
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: didn't have a good time after that, then you know

654
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 1: that that's probably where things turned. But she seemed to

655
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: be okay later on. Yeah, everything was totally fine, and

656
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 1: we had a couple more trains, we listened to more

657
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:31,080
Speaker 1: of the band, and when we left that night, she

658
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,360
Speaker 1: gave me a kiss on the cheek and a hug,

659
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 1: said she had a great time. Oh wow, kiss on

660
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,879
Speaker 1: the cheek and a hug. Moving pretty fine. Yeah, yeah,

661
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna can't imagine that would ruin it for her.

662
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't know for me. That would ruin it quick

663
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: for yourself, all right, And when's the last time you

664
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: talked to her? That night? So you did you try

665
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: to reach out? And nothing since then? I did. I

666
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:56,879
Speaker 1: shot her attacks and said, hey, that was a lot

667
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: of fun, you know, thank you, And I didn't hear

668
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: from her, and then yeah, called her a week later

669
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,479
Speaker 1: and said, hey, I hope you're doing well. Everything's good.

670
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: Um would love to do something again. And made a

671
00:36:07,719 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 1: joke like, you know, we could find some other weird

672
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:17,280
Speaker 1: socially distanced thing that feels well, okay, so what else happened? Then? Nothing,

673
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: I swear. I mean, well, that's what they always say,

674
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:23,920
Speaker 1: and there's literally always something. Yeah, I swear nothing. I've

675
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:26,240
Speaker 1: heard these before. And no, I didn't do anything weird

676
00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:28,319
Speaker 1: or anything that I'm keeping from here. That was that?

677
00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:30,719
Speaker 1: Was it? All right? All right? Well, we'll find out

678
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:32,320
Speaker 1: if you're not telling us anything and see if we

679
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: can get you another date in your first date follow

680
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: up right for this if you're just joining us right

681
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: in the middle of your first date. Fall up and

682
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,759
Speaker 1: Scott is on the phone. Scott, what's a school girl

683
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: named Christine? He really liked her, and they went on

684
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:46,880
Speaker 1: a date to a show I guess. The band was

685
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 1: playing at a bar restaurant and it was one of

686
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 1: those awkward socially distanced shows that goes on right now.

687
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 1: So Scott said it was fun but also kind of awkward.

688
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: And then at one point he thinks he might have

689
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: ruined the date when he yelled out to the band

690
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: asking them something they take request, Yeah, takes requests, and

691
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,759
Speaker 1: you got a very annoyed look from the band and

692
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: also an embarrassed look from his date. Yeah, and that's

693
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: the only thing that he can think of that might

694
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 1: have gone wrong. So we're taking bets on what you're

695
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: not telling us. I've got a hundred dollars that says

696
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: you have a tail and it weirded her out. Well, yeah,

697
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: you know what. No, I bet one hundred dollars that

698
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:31,600
Speaker 1: this was an outside gig and that she died because

699
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm high with her. Man she died, Yeah, that's why

700
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 1: she's not calling. Alex has one hundred dollars on dead permanent.

701
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,359
Speaker 1: Sorry about that. I'm gonna stick my one hundred dollars in.

702
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: I think you brought your own guitar and tried to

703
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:46,839
Speaker 1: play along with the band. That would be weird. Yeah,

704
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,360
Speaker 1: any of that stuff happened. No, No, I do not

705
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: have a tail. I do not have a guitar. And

706
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 1: it was it was indoors and a heated right, Well,

707
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: it's gonna be something else then you say so. All right.

708
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: So anyway, Scott says that he can't think of anything

709
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,920
Speaker 1: that went wrong other than it just being awkward, But

710
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,400
Speaker 1: she hasn't talked to him since the date, So we're

711
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: gonna call her and see if we can figure it out.

712
00:38:07,440 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: All right, Scott, you're ready? Yes, Okay, here we go.

713
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:11,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell her phone number right now. If she

714
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 1: doesn't pick up, Alex might be right dead. If she

715
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: does answer, Wow, amazing. Hello, Hi man, I speak to Christine. Please?

716
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 1: Is this she? Hi? Christine? How are you? This is

717
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show. I'm sorry, I don't I

718
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,759
Speaker 1: don't think I know. I don't think I know you.

719
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,239
Speaker 1: So it's Jewel Show. It's a radio show, and we

720
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,120
Speaker 1: do a segment on our show called the First Date

721
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: fall Up. It's where you go out on a date

722
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: with someone and if they don't call you back, you

723
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: can email us to get them on the phone and

724
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,960
Speaker 1: find out what happened. And we got an email about

725
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,359
Speaker 1: you because you went on a date with a guy

726
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: named Scott recently. I did go on a date with us. Scott. Okay,

727
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: we're getting somewhere. So you didn't call him back, and

728
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,279
Speaker 1: he wants to know why do you mind telling us?

729
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,919
Speaker 1: It's just so weird? But I know it's weird. I mean,

730
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: I know, I know. You probably weren't expecting to be

731
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 1: called asking why you're not calling Scott back from anybody

732
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: but Scott at all at all, it would do him

733
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 1: a favor because he really wants to know and he

734
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,560
Speaker 1: liked you a lot. So he's just wondering if he

735
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: did something wrong. Did he do something wrong? Um, it

736
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: wasn't something that he did wrong, per se. I just

737
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 1: how do I say this? He's just gross. He's gross,

738
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: like like bad hygiene gross. Um yeah yeah yeah, Okay,

739
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 1: Like what do you how why do you say that?

740
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 1: Did he smell or something? No, he didn't smell. Um,

741
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 1: it's more about like his home life. Okay, he just

742
00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: doesn't clean up, I would imagine. So okay, so you're

743
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: guessing you're assuming that he's his house is dirty. Okay,

744
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: So what happened? So he she started telling me pictures

745
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 1: of his ferrets named Chocolate and mouse, and it just

746
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 1: it just really gross me out, Like wait, beyond why

747
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 1: fer Yeah? Why did it gross you out? Um? Because

748
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 1: ferrets are disgusting and he lets them run free in

749
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: his apartment Like they just run free. Oh yeah No,

750
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, so like where did they go to the bathroom?

751
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 1: Like there's got to be like disgusting things everywhere. Wait,

752
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 1: what's wrong with ferrets, ferrets to get into everything. I

753
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:31,319
Speaker 1: didn't say anything is wrong as FAIRT. I'm just saying

754
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:35,840
Speaker 1: they're not running free. No, you lets them run free

755
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:37,479
Speaker 1: and then like they you know, they have like little

756
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: claws and like he lets them five on him and

757
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 1: like they're kind of like little No, I think they're dope.

758
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: I would definitely have a FAIRT exactly, which I could

759
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: because I'm an adult, so exactly, you get a ferret

760
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 1: and I'll get a parrot talking, I mean, very different friends.

761
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: So the fact that he has ferrets is that the

762
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 1: only reason. Yeah, I mean, like if if if someone

763
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: like Kim have ferrets, like I can't imagine that he

764
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: would be very clean because there's not clean animals. Do

765
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: you have any animals? No, but if I did, I

766
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 1: definitely wouldn't have ferrets because they're disgunting animals. All right, Well,

767
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,520
Speaker 1: thank you for being honest with us. You know who

768
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 1: might disagree with you on that. Who Scott? And he's

769
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 1: actually on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

770
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: Oh God, Hi Scott, Yes, Hi Christine, I'm here, and

771
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 1: I cannot believe you believe me? What do you mean?

772
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: What is that? What is there? To believe like you're

773
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: one of the people who stereotypes ferret owners. How how

774
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 1: dare you make that assumption? I mean, how dare you

775
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,160
Speaker 1: not post about it on your dating profile? Because I

776
00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 1: wouldn't have gone out with you, and then we would have,

777
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: you know, not wasted our each other's time. Uh, Chacolin

778
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: and Mooser kind of like my kids, And this is

779
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: pretty offensive. Fair dad, he's a fairy. You are your

780
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: faret dad. I mean you made that really clear on

781
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:07,360
Speaker 1: the date, and that's why I didn't want to go

782
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:13,520
Speaker 1: out with you again. Like can you know now? You know? Yeah,

783
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 1: I am a proud faret dad, and I've had way

784
00:42:16,160 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 1: better conversations with Chocolate Moose than with you on our date. Christine. Wow,

785
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: well then why don't you date them? And I, you

786
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: know what, so glad to know that you wanted to

787
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: ask me out on a second date even though you

788
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: didn't enjoy it the first time. So, you know, good

789
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: luck to you, sir. I really did enjoy it until

790
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 1: I found out you were evil yank evil? How so

791
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm boring and more evil? Wow? But only because I

792
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,359
Speaker 1: don't like Ferret's cool. I mean I really don't care.

793
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 1: Can can we be done with this now. Well, I

794
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,400
Speaker 1: do I want to ask you one question before you go,

795
00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: just because I kind of need to, Christine, would you

796
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,359
Speaker 1: like to go on a second date with Scott Agan?

797
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,919
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it? No, you don't, hard path. Yeah,

798
00:42:58,640 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: I really thought you're gonna say yes. No him and

799
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: his farts? Oh oh what, Scott? Are you Okay, I'm

800
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 1: just shocked. Oh okay, okay, that's a relief that like

801
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: it sounds like you were doing something else. That was

802
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: a relief. Yeah. Yeah, I just I am just so

803
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: upset right now. I'm sorry, man, no date and uh,

804
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: you know, I'm sorry you had to hear bad things

805
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: being said about your ferrets, but at least you can

806
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 1: go hang out with them, and yeah, during the rest

807
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: of your day, there's probably a lot of other girls

808
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: that we'll love your farts. Yeah, a lot of people

809
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 1: find the right one. Yeah, yeah, Um, well, this this

810
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: was a I'm just I'm I'm sorry. I'm just so

811
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 1: upset by this. Yeah, that's all right, we can hear it,

812
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,360
Speaker 1: and yeah we can. We'll go hang out with chocolate

813
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 1: and mouth and uh, you'll find someone out there that

814
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 1: maybe there's a ferret match. Dot com or something. I

815
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:05,040
Speaker 1: don't know, Jebils first date, follow up the Jewels Show

816
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: on demand. I'm pretty sure the CIA or the FBI

817
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: or some other government agency or a drug cartel or

818
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: Netflix or Scientology or Scientology is following us. Really, yeah,

819
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 1: it's a Jewels show. If I sound paranoid, we are,

820
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,760
Speaker 1: I am. But Alex and I did have a situation

821
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: happen to us just the other night that creeps us

822
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,320
Speaker 1: both out and made us feel like we're being followed

823
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 1: by somebody. But I don't think we are. I think

824
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,040
Speaker 1: it was just a creepy situation and we have video

825
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,680
Speaker 1: of it. It was able to check it out at

826
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:38,439
Speaker 1: the Jewel Show. You can see the video. I didn't

827
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 1: think you guys swol me outside the bathroom, No, I

828
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: saw you. That was for you. What I was doing

829
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: was a show for you. But there was somebody else

830
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: watching us the other day and it was super creepy

831
00:44:48,239 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 1: and very obvious. So Alex and I were at dinner

832
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,479
Speaker 1: the other night, right because we're married. If you don't

833
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: know that, by the way, we lived together and eat

834
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: dinner together. We're one of those married It's weird. But

835
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: Alex is talking to me and I know, does this

836
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,719
Speaker 1: guy take out his phone and it's setting it with

837
00:45:01,760 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: the camera towards us, and it looks very like he's

838
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:08,320
Speaker 1: very obviously taping us. It was to put it directly

839
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: at us on the table. His hand was on top

840
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: of it, and he was trying to act like he

841
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: because at that point he wasn't even looking at the

842
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: TV's looking straight head, so I was trying to act

843
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 1: like he wasn't even looking our weight. So I saw that,

844
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 1: and then I was like, all right, Alex, Yep, here's

845
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,600
Speaker 1: the deal. I have to go to the bathroom, right,

846
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up, go to the bathroom. Okay, I'm

847
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 1: gonna walk by that guy. Right. Let me know if

848
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: when I walk by, he moves his phone or he

849
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 1: keeps it there, okay, right, like if he puts his

850
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: phone down to catch him. Because I thought if I'd

851
00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: walk by him, he'd put his phone down or move it,

852
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,480
Speaker 1: or he would just keep it in the same position.

853
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 1: And then I guess my whole logic was flawed and

854
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 1: I didn't think it through. So but I wanted to

855
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: also look at his phone on the way back to

856
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: see if I could see the screen. Yeah, anyway, I

857
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 1: said that, and then I went to the bathroom. What

858
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: happened and I don't know what happened while I was gone, Alex,

859
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,279
Speaker 1: what happened while I was gone? Yeah, he's being really sketchy. Okay,

860
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:59,399
Speaker 1: I don't know the camera angle change or it looked

861
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: like he was recording and he didn't move his phone, right.

862
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 1: So I came back from the bathroom, right, and I

863
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: walked back around the booth very quietly, and I got

864
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: to look at his phone and the screen was dark,

865
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: but that doesn't mean he didn't have his camera off, right, Yeah,

866
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:14,399
Speaker 1: he knows what you're going to come back. Yeah. So

867
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 1: I got back to the table and I was like,

868
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 1: did he move his phone at all? She's like, no,

869
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: he's just been creepy, and so I just started looking

870
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:23,799
Speaker 1: glaring at his camera. And then Alex started glaring at

871
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: his camera and it was so obvious that it was browkward.

872
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: Like I said, we have video, let's go at the

873
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:31,839
Speaker 1: Jewels show. You can see it in the story of

874
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: this guy filming us. It's very obvious, super creepy. And

875
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 1: then Alex took out her phone. I'm like, okay, well

876
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 1: you want to record me, I'll record you. Yeah, So

877
00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: I was recording for like fifteen minutes, and I would

878
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: hold my phone out like right in front of Jewel's

879
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: face and like make it obvious to the guy that

880
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 1: I was recording him, and he was like looking at me,

881
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: like looking straight at my camera. Yeah, you could tell

882
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: he was filling crunchy and we were, and it was

883
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 1: just we're looking at each other, and we're staring at

884
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 1: his camera every once in a while because we're like,

885
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: if you're recording us, and we're gonna mean mug your camera,

886
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:02,240
Speaker 1: and he's mean mug and our camera. So we're staring

887
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: at each other's cameras. We're having a weird camera stair

888
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: offf thing and I'm still trying to figure out who

889
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: this guy is. Yeah, and then we pay our bill

890
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: and leave. Yeah, okay, that's when it gets even weirder. Okay, yeah,

891
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 1: this part is not okay. So we leave. Yeah, we

892
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 1: went and gone the car and we drove by, and

893
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,800
Speaker 1: we're driving by slow, so I want to look in

894
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: and see what he's doing, right, Yeah, and he was

895
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 1: standing over at our table, just standing there, right, and

896
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 1: I can only see his back. So then I'm like, oh,

897
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 1: so circle circle the block, right, It only takes about

898
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: twenty seconds thirty seconds max to circle the block, come

899
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: back around. And then when we came back right in

900
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,960
Speaker 1: front of the restaurant again, the busser was coming over

901
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 1: to clean our table off and so, and we were

902
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,400
Speaker 1: pretty much stopped right in front of watching it. And

903
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: then he walks. The guy walks away from our table

904
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: and then starts to come out the front door, and

905
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: we're still parked right out in front, stopped stopped in

906
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 1: traffic at this point. So then he comes out of

907
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 1: the front door of the restaurant and there's these picnic

908
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 1: tables out in the front where you can sit and

909
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 1: eat at He comes over where we're right in front

910
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 1: of and he sits down at wanted the tables and

911
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: like looks up right in my window. Oh my god,

912
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,319
Speaker 1: just mugs and I'm like, what the heck. So then

913
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: we had to keep going. I'm like, hey, drive back around,

914
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 1: drive back around. Right. So we come back and I'm like,

915
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk to this guy then, you know.

916
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: And so we come back around the block, come back

917
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: around the black seconds later, twenty seconds later, he's gone, gone, Yes,

918
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 1: he sat down at the table. I don't think he

919
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: even saw that we were right in front until like

920
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:26,799
Speaker 1: right when he was sitting down, came back around twenty

921
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 1: seconds later, gone, why would you sit down at the

922
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,879
Speaker 1: picnic table and then be gone twenty seconds later? Must

923
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: have sprinted away. He must have because it's super quick.

924
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: And so I pulled the car over. I parked around

925
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to, and I'm like, I'm like, stay

926
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: in the car, lock the doors. And then I go

927
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 1: into the restaurant and I'm like, I want to ask

928
00:48:42,560 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: him about the guy. The dude at the restaurant comes

929
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 1: right at me and goes, I know, right, and I go,

930
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 1: you're talking about the same thing I'm talking about. And

931
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 1: he's like that guy And I was like, yeah, what

932
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 1: was he doing by our table? And he goes, I

933
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: don't know. He goes, I walked over and like his

934
00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 1: eyes were closed and he was doing something, but I

935
00:48:59,800 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 1: don't know his eyes were closed, did he touch anything?

936
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 1: And he's like, I don't know, We're gonna have to

937
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: look at the cameras. Oh my god, getting a security

938
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,239
Speaker 1: cam footage to look at. But he was doing something

939
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: with his eyes close by our table. And I was

940
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,200
Speaker 1: livid at that point because I'm like this has now

941
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: gone from somebody just filming us really really weird, and

942
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 1: I want to know what the hell. So we don't

943
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 1: know if we're being followed, what we're gonna figure out what.

944
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 1: We're trying to figure ot who this guy is anyway,

945
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: so we'll keep you updated on that. But it was

946
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 1: super creepy. And after that, Alex and I spent the

947
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: time driving around being like, all right, what car seem

948
00:49:28,719 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna be? Yeah, We're like, oh, She's like there

949
00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: he is, and I'm like, all right, sweet. So I

950
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:33,839
Speaker 1: bust down the block and I get behind this car

951
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: and I'm falling this car and then pull up next

952
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:37,359
Speaker 1: to it out of light, and I'm like, that's gotta

953
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: be him. So I pull over next to him, and

954
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 1: I look in the window and I look out because

955
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's him, and I'm mean mugging, and I

956
00:49:43,080 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 1: look over and it's just some dude looking at me,

957
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:47,279
Speaker 1: like why are you following me? And then I just

958
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:50,759
Speaker 1: kind of waved at him and took a ride. The

959
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:52,360
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