Speaker 1: I don't want to start your year off on a
Speaker 1: scary note. But something could happen to you this month
Speaker 1: that you think would never happen. Oh, there's one thing
Speaker 1: that happens to people in January more than any other
Speaker 1: month of the year.
Speaker 2: Why am I into it?
Speaker 1: And it's not finding a billion dollars on the street,
Speaker 1: getting married, or getting pregnant by a billionaire that you
Speaker 1: found on the street.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: It's not good and it's something that could rock your world.
Speaker 1: We'll tell you what it is right after this. Stop
Speaker 1: what you're doing right now. It's January, which I believe
Speaker 1: is the first month of the year if my estimations
Speaker 1: are correct in miss Calendar the Jubill Show. And there's
Speaker 1: one thing that might happen to you this month, because
Speaker 1: there's one thing that happens more in January than any
Speaker 1: other month of the year.
Speaker 4: Any guesses Nina.
Speaker 5: Credit card applications because you broke Maybe that's probably true,
Speaker 5: but no, that's not what I'm think. Producer Bread, Oh.
Speaker 4: I was, So.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get scammed, baby scammed scammed with a baby
Speaker 2: a baby scamm Yeah, Okay, someone's gonna hit you up
Speaker 2: and say you have a baby that you don't have.
Speaker 4: That's not it either.
Speaker 1: There's one thing that can happen to you in January
Speaker 1: that happens more than any other month of the year.
Speaker 4: Victoria. Oh, wait, she's late today, so she has no answer.
Speaker 5: The best part is we all looked over at her
Speaker 5: chair knowing she wasn't sitting.
Speaker 1: Yes, but January is divorce month. Oh. People tend to
Speaker 1: break up or get divorces more in January than any
Speaker 1: other month of the year. And they say it's because
Speaker 1: people hold out during the holidays, so they want to
Speaker 1: do it during the holidays, but then they feel bad
Speaker 1: during doing it during the holidays, so they wait.
Speaker 2: It's called the drag, dragging your partner through the holidays
Speaker 2: because they're dead. Wait to you, that's awful serious, it's
Speaker 2: called it the I didn't know people actually pull go
Speaker 2: through with it in January, but it's called the drag.
Speaker 2: When you take your partner, you just drag them to
Speaker 2: all the holiday events knowing it's gonna end, and.
Speaker 4: Then they get to a dope gift and you're like,
Speaker 4: I know, this is so cool.
Speaker 5: A weird position too, though, like even if you're breaking
Speaker 5: up with them in January, like on what day though,
Speaker 5: because you have New Year's Eve, you got to do
Speaker 5: all that stuff and you.
Speaker 4: Gotta get act done life.
Speaker 1: You gotta get thee before Valentine's Day, yeah, you do,
Speaker 1: because you get stuck after Valentine's Day. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: you've got to get it done a few weeks before
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. So if you're in a relationship, make sure
Speaker 1: you tread lightly, bring on flowers, you know, do all
Speaker 1: the things. Also, it's perfect timing because Tinder released its
Speaker 1: top dating trends predictions for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: Okay, so well those right now a lot of people
Speaker 4: might be needing them.
Speaker 1: So what does Tender say are the top dating predictions
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty five?
Speaker 4: I'm excited? They say singles loud looking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we are. Actually, this is kind of a
Speaker 5: good thing. You know what loud looking means telling people
Speaker 5: that you're looking okay, right, Oh oh, I'm just saying
Speaker 5: like a good thing in general. I just caught up
Speaker 5: to this whole idea for the single people who've been
Speaker 5: single all last year. There's fresh meat in the water,
Speaker 5: so this is actually kind of an exciting month for
Speaker 5: some people.
Speaker 4: So wait, loud looking is just like me, my God's second,
Speaker 4: I'm looking. Don't change that. I want to part okay,
Speaker 4: but it's better than.
Speaker 5: Being ambivalent about it, like I don't know, I'm just
Speaker 5: like here. But now you know, if you're looking and
Speaker 5: I'm looking, then we can be okay.
Speaker 4: That's seen together.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 2: A lot of people on the apps are just like,
Speaker 2: I'm not looking for anything like major, I'm just whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm just on the appe And why are you here? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Then why are you on a dating app? If I
Speaker 4: don't care whatever?
Speaker 1: They're stupid. Apps are so dumb. Check mine every five seconds?
Speaker 4: Right? What is another?
Speaker 1: One of the top dating trends for twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: According to Tender manifesting, kiss met love? Yeah, manifest is
Speaker 1: Cambridge Dictionary's word of the year. Twenty percent of four
Speaker 1: thousand people eighteen to thirty year old surveys said they're
Speaker 1: creating vision boards to manifest their ideal relationship.
Speaker 4: In twenty twenty, wive, I did that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good idea. You know what you could
Speaker 2: do instead? Go to a bar or go to a
Speaker 2: cafe and just do it. You spend your I'm making
Speaker 2: a vision board. No, you've got to set the energy
Speaker 2: up for the right thing. I spent over one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars on magazines to.
Speaker 4: Like the only thing magazines are.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you went to this bookstore and was like, Hi,
Speaker 5: do you guys have magazines?
Speaker 4: And she's like what, So all.
Speaker 5: Of that money and so there's this whole little corner
Speaker 5: of my vision board that's dedicated to the relationship section.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really cute.
Speaker 5: There's even this picture of like two little feet in bed,
Speaker 5: like puddling and stuff and like different rings.
Speaker 4: Hey I'm ready.
Speaker 5: So now when I go to the bar, I know
Speaker 5: I am like radiating magnetism.
Speaker 2: That's one hundred less dollars to spend on a beer
Speaker 2: for somebody, right.
Speaker 5: I feel like if you invest in yourself, that's when
Speaker 5: you get more of a return.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to go to the bookstore nast
Speaker 1: magazines like they needed. Tinder has introduced an interactive vision
Speaker 1: board to so that you have a great one in
Speaker 1: the app and sure with their friends and family's.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think that's a little bit.
Speaker 2: No because it's for the people who don't want to
Speaker 2: do what I'm suggesting, which is go out into the
Speaker 2: world for actual kiss, met love, and.
Speaker 1: I want to see some of the bros that are
Speaker 1: on Tender's vision boards. It's nothing about Kina versays, influencers
Speaker 1: and bikinis.
Speaker 4: Ship dude, that's my vision board from twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: Relationships just checks. I'm going for mom talk. Yeah. No,
Speaker 4: I can really hurt you. You know I can really.
Speaker 1: Hurt What is another one of the top trends according
Speaker 1: to Tender for twenty twenty five and dating?
Speaker 4: Micro connecting? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: The rise of nanoships or micro connections such as good
Speaker 1: morning texts or textuation ships. They're stealing a glance at
Speaker 1: a cute stranger on the subway. Eye contact ship.
Speaker 4: Okay, that has been around forever.
Speaker 2: When Craigslist was around, I used to make a prolonged
Speaker 2: eye contact with people and then go check missconnections.
Speaker 4: And see if they try and connect.
Speaker 5: Missed connections is actually the most romantic thing on the planet.
Speaker 4: Can we bring back miss connection was?
Speaker 1: It was romantic sometimes and also incredibly creepy sometimes.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm a creep so I guess that works.
Speaker 1: So now, if you end up making eye contact with somebody,
Speaker 1: you're in a micro You're in a micro connection a
Speaker 1: micro ship.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't look at me, guys. You gotta let him
Speaker 4: know they were in recship now just for this bus
Speaker 4: ride together.
Speaker 7: That's not looking at my girl, It's not okay.
Speaker 4: It's another jubile phone frame Day Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 8: Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor. I'm calling for Tinnity
Speaker 8: and I was looking for our customer, Carly.
Speaker 3: Yes speaking Hi Carly.
Speaker 8: So I have your report in front of me, and
Speaker 8: it says that you've been having problems with your internet
Speaker 8: and you've been trying to get a hold of somebody.
Speaker 9: Yes, I don't know what's going on over there because
Speaker 9: I've been calling and emailing and texting and doing whatever
Speaker 9: the hell all of you.
Speaker 3: Want me to do. It's been two weeks. My internet
Speaker 3: has been out. I can't my emails.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm new here.
Speaker 8: Well, I will want to escalate your phone call to
Speaker 8: a manager, So if you could please hold for one second, okay, fine, okay,
Speaker 8: one second. Hello, Hi, this is Trevor calling from Trinity.
Speaker 8: I was looking for our customer Derek.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This is e Yeah, yes, Hi, I heard.
Speaker 8: So I have a I'm calling from customer service because
Speaker 8: apparently there's some sort of an issue with your internet.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, I don't know what's going on, but
Speaker 10: like this has been a couple of weeks now, like
Speaker 10: the internet it doesn't work. I mean, how many times
Speaker 10: you have to call you guys an email you guys
Speaker 10: before you fix this.
Speaker 8: That's so crazy, because like I've had a couple of
Speaker 8: calls today with the customer who has similar issue. Su
Speaker 8: So I don't know what it is. But also I'm new.
Speaker 8: I just started here, and so I would like to
Speaker 8: escalate your phone call to you a manager.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean I appreciate that, because like this needs
Speaker 10: to be fixed like today, you.
Speaker 8: See what in mine? I could place you on a brief.
Speaker 10: Hold, all right, as long as we can get this
Speaker 10: figured out.
Speaker 4: Man, would you like me to do that now?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes, let's get it, get it over with, let's
Speaker 3: get moving.
Speaker 11: Hello.
Speaker 3: Well, hi, Hi, this is Carly. You called me? Is
Speaker 3: this the man? I'm seeking the manager?
Speaker 11: Man?
Speaker 12: No, I'm wait what I thought you were the manager?
Speaker 3: I'm the man?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm who are you?
Speaker 11: Am?
Speaker 3: I still on the line with like the internet provider?
Speaker 3: I well, I was, I was on the line with
Speaker 3: the internet provider I'm looking for.
Speaker 7: I'm supposed to be connected to a manager to escalate
Speaker 7: an issue.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what happened to me.
Speaker 10: What the hell? I never heard of anything like this
Speaker 10: happen the house?
Speaker 11: Hello?
Speaker 3: Hello, hello, hello, hello? Hello? Are you the manager?
Speaker 4: No, this is Trevor. I work Forfinity dot com? And
Speaker 4: who is this?
Speaker 3: This is Carly? You called me Trevor.
Speaker 10: OK, I'm on the line too for some reason.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So I spoke to both of you guys just
Speaker 8: a second ago, and I put you on a brief
Speaker 8: hold to speak to my manager because you're both having problems.
Speaker 4: With your internet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you hold together?
Speaker 4: Okay, So I'm sorry you guys.
Speaker 8: Like I'm new Year, like I said, and I just
Speaker 8: spoke to both of you separately, but like then I
Speaker 8: put you on hold, But then somehow I put you
Speaker 8: guys together, and then I'm also here. So you guys,
Speaker 8: I think we're stuck on hold and I don't know
Speaker 8: how to get out.
Speaker 3: We're all stuck on hold together.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think right now we should band together because
Speaker 8: like I don't know how to get off of hold,
Speaker 8: and what are we going to do?
Speaker 3: Band together?
Speaker 10: Band together?
Speaker 8: What are you talking about, well, I don't know how
Speaker 8: you guys go on hold together. And then also I
Speaker 8: don't know how I got into your hold, and so
Speaker 8: now I think we're all stuck here, and like I
Speaker 8: don't know how to get out because nobody can hear
Speaker 8: us because we're on hold together, and like, what if
Speaker 8: nobody finds us do that?
Speaker 10: I'm going to hang up and call back and try
Speaker 10: to get somebody that actually knows what they're doing.
Speaker 4: You can't hang up. You can't hang up because we're
Speaker 4: stuck here.
Speaker 3: I'm going to hang up to and find somebody who
Speaker 3: isn't raging, incompetent, not stuck here. Man, what are you
Speaker 3: talking now?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 8: I forgot to tell you don't hang up here. I
Speaker 8: forgot to tell you guys, this is actually a phone brank.
Speaker 1: And this is Dubbil from the Jubeil Show doing a
Speaker 1: phone brank on you and your coworker and your roommate
Speaker 1: Stacy set you guys up.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: She said that both of you guys have been telling
Speaker 1: her about the trouble you're having with your internet and
Speaker 1: wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: Wow, that was one of the weirdest things ever been through.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 10: Yeah, like nice to meet to I guess nice to
Speaker 10: meet you to.
Speaker 4: Nice to me, like know that we're stuck here together forever.
Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with jubile phone breaks.
Speaker 4: It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 5: Have you tried everything and you're still having trouble sleeping?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: New Year, New sleep, New Year. I'm officially an insomniac.
Speaker 4: Really crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I cannot sleep anymore, like for the past couple
Speaker 1: of weeks. That sucks up early.
Speaker 4: I am up at like twelve thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just do like a series of naps basically,
Speaker 1: like I'll fall asleep for like half an hour, and
Speaker 1: then I'm up again for another forty five minutes and
Speaker 1: a fall asleep for half an hour, and then.
Speaker 4: I go to the gym at two thirty. That sucks
Speaker 4: so because then you're not actually sleeping, you're like hired. Yeah,
Speaker 4: do you feel it? Crap?
Speaker 1: No, that's the weird part, because I feel fine today.
Speaker 1: I just leaned into it because it's been making me angry,
Speaker 1: and today I was like, you know what, whatever, I
Speaker 1: just sleep, I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna go in the gym. I have a bunch of energy,
Speaker 4: like it's cool. I guess I just don't sleep anymore.
Speaker 4: You get more hours in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm jealous of no kidding, I feel awful when
Speaker 1: I don't sleep last night.
Speaker 5: But maybe you should try this because sleep experts and
Speaker 5: TikTok have a new trick to help you get a
Speaker 5: better night sleep, and that's sleeping upside down kind of
Speaker 5: who So you're supposed to try You're supposed to put
Speaker 5: your feet where your head goes and your head where
Speaker 5: your feet goes li and for some reason that's supposed
Speaker 5: to help you shake things up and get a better
Speaker 5: night sleep. Some experts have said to get out of
Speaker 5: bed if you can't sleep, go do something, and then
Speaker 5: try to get in bed again. Also, so it's just
Speaker 5: changing the environment.
Speaker 1: The most successful falling asleep sitting up on the couch lately,
Speaker 1: because your.
Speaker 6: Grandfather on his recliner and you just like, next thing
Speaker 6: you know, you hear him snoring.
Speaker 4: Grandpa's asleep again.
Speaker 2: I'd like someone to point out to me one expert,
Speaker 2: who actual expert, who has the time to have a
Speaker 2: TikTok account.
Speaker 4: All of them brad until they get their information. Experts.
Speaker 5: My booty doctor Shelby Harris, a licensed clinical psychologist and
Speaker 5: a director of sleep at Health or at Sleepopolis.
Speaker 4: What a great name is a blog about sleeping? No,
Speaker 4: it's not.
Speaker 6: It is.
Speaker 4: It's a they do mattress reviews.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know that. I do know that because I've
Speaker 4: used it to figure out what mattress to buy.
Speaker 5: Okay, we'll just sleep upside down, Brad, try all right,
Speaker 5: stop yelling until you do it.
Speaker 4: You all want to sleep upside down in a cave
Speaker 4: like a bad Yeah. Take here.
Speaker 6: When you mentioned in jubil like hanging his feet from
Speaker 6: his ceiling, that's.
Speaker 5: What I pers that. They have machines for that. I
Speaker 5: think you had one, Actually you did. You had one
Speaker 5: in one of your spare rooms where you oh yeah,
Speaker 5: oh yeah your hang up Yeah, the thing you can
Speaker 5: hang yourself upside Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like that thing. I tried it once. I can't
Speaker 4: scare me though.
Speaker 5: All right, well we'll move on now. How about the
Speaker 5: Golden Globes gift bags. So, as you know, the Golden
Speaker 5: Globes are over the weekend, which is a big dealing
Speaker 5: off award season.
Speaker 4: But these gift bags are wild.
Speaker 5: Everybody that attends get something like a five day luxury
Speaker 5: yacht charter through the World Triangle in Indonesia.
Speaker 4: That's just one of the items.
Speaker 5: A night at La Enmttege in Beverly Hills, there's an
Speaker 5: led face mask that's worth five hundred dollars, a two
Speaker 5: thousand dollars bottle of tequila. Oh that, a fifteen thousand
Speaker 5: Nordic track treadmill.
Speaker 4: This is crazy. Wait, whe are you gonna put it?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 4: Put it out in a gift bags. It's like a
Speaker 4: I mean give for it. It's a really big gift bag.
Speaker 4: It's when they go truck.
Speaker 5: I can't with these questions. Also, somebody will get a
Speaker 5: facelift with the celebrity doctor.
Speaker 6: Can you imagine, like I need to get the truck.
Speaker 6: We gotta get the treadmill on the back before we
Speaker 6: go home. We can't leave it. They gave out faith.
Speaker 2: Sorry at the Golden Globes, they gave out faceless.
Speaker 4: Are we here? Did they give out facelift to me? Yes?
Speaker 5: One of the Winter Golden Globe winner or presenters will
Speaker 5: get a facelift with a celebrity dot.
Speaker 4: Just disgusting, justever one, hey, man? Is this in this economy?
Speaker 1: They don't have to get a regular like there could
Speaker 1: be a very good facelift doctor, like the best that's
Speaker 1: not a celebrity one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they get it with the celebrity doctors, so you
Speaker 4: don't need a facelift. Well, they're the celebrity if they
Speaker 4: were a presenter, are there? So it makes sense.
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Anyway, guys, that's what's trending. I don't know. You're asking questions.
Speaker 5: I don't know the answers.
Speaker 4: Excess and fake experts is trending? Mina is that you're
Speaker 4: telling me? Yeah? So what else is new? Okay? Also,
Speaker 4: I want one of those bags would be cool.
Speaker 5: Just a bahs you guys, a luxury yacht charter.
Speaker 4: We focused on all the wrong things. Yeah, but you
Speaker 4: have to go to Indonesia to get that first, and
Speaker 4: they film it for below deck. It's not as glamorous
Speaker 4: as you think.
Speaker 7: Oh.
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Speaker 11: It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 4: Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Victor is on the phone today for to catch a
Speaker 1: cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend of two years
Speaker 1: named Sophie might be cheating. So in a little while,
Speaker 1: we're gonna see if we can help him out. But first, Victor,
Speaker 1: sorry you're going through it, man, But what's going on?
Speaker 1: Why do you think that Sophie cheating?
Speaker 11: Hey man, thanks for having me. Yeah, I mean, I'm
Speaker 11: I'm a little suspicious. We've been together for two years,
Speaker 11: and you know, it's been kind of a casual relationship.
Speaker 11: But uh, you know, I think that i'd be kind
Speaker 11: of like playing with this idea. I kind of would
Speaker 11: like to, you know, moving with her maybe, but.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's kind of been, like, you know,
Speaker 3: long enough.
Speaker 11: Two years is a good time. And I love her,
Speaker 11: I really, I love her so much. I had very
Speaker 11: few serious girlfriends, but nothing like her. You know, she's
Speaker 11: really specful to me, and you know, she kind of
Speaker 11: hinted at in too. She kind of seems a little
Speaker 11: more since she might be interested as well. But I
Speaker 11: feel like we kind of have to suck in this
Speaker 11: like honeymoon phase, if you will, of our relationship. I
Speaker 11: don't know, so, I mean, look, I visit her, I
Speaker 11: work a lot. She works at a Starbucks near us
Speaker 11: right now, and she's usually on our headset so you know,
Speaker 11: I'll go through the drive in and like we're starting
Speaker 11: to have like a good day, you know, and talk
Speaker 11: to her for a second and she loves that. Yeah,
Speaker 11: I try to be you know, cute affection like that.
Speaker 11: But there's a reason I emailed you guys, and that
Speaker 11: is that I'm a little like worried that she might
Speaker 11: be like unfaithful. If you will, I'll drop by her work,
Speaker 11: like I said, and just tell her I love her,
Speaker 11: and maybe go get a coffee, of course, and sometimes
Speaker 11: I'll go in, but very often I'll just go to
Speaker 11: the drive through and s pop her head out and
Speaker 11: you know, talk for a second. And these last few weeks, uh,
Speaker 11: she works mornings, but suddenly she's now working nights. Not
Speaker 11: a big deal, no big deal, but I don't know,
Speaker 11: I feel like it's she she's staying out later and
Speaker 11: later after work. And you know, her boss, she said,
Speaker 11: is kind of and she seems kind of like a
Speaker 11: cillier girl kind of guy who seems like the guy
Speaker 11: that would like, you know, trying to make a move
Speaker 11: on like a girl. And like as a co worker
Speaker 11: with that went her like partner's not there, you know,
Speaker 11: I kind of get a vis from him, like he
Speaker 11: kind of becomes almost like territorial when like two guys
Speaker 11: are around like a woman that they both pot of life,
Speaker 11: even if one guy's actually with that woman. And look,
Speaker 11: I am also I'm a I'm a calm guy. I'm
Speaker 11: a polite guy. Generally speaking. I think to myself as
Speaker 11: a really easy going guy, and I don't mean to
Speaker 11: cause trouble, but I have like a bad feeling about
Speaker 11: this guy, and I'm bad kind of or you know.
Speaker 11: So one time I was visiting her and she was
Speaker 11: talking to somebody on the phone and she said, I'm
Speaker 11: looking forward to tonight. I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 11: I think it's could just context, you know, But you know,
Speaker 11: when I pulled around, uh, you know, she was kind
Speaker 11: of looking plus and I felt like she kind of
Speaker 11: had this look on her face like like I had
Speaker 11: like taught her in the act of something, you know,
Speaker 11: and kind of passing it off. But you know, I
Speaker 11: thought I was just going to strug it off. But
Speaker 11: it's very hard to let go of that, Like what
Speaker 11: was the context of that, you know? Yeah, and her
Speaker 11: manager walked by and had this kind of like smirk
Speaker 11: on his face. She always had a kind of smirk
Speaker 11: on his face whenever I'm there, and I could just
Speaker 11: see reading into all this. This could be so, you know,
Speaker 11: like possessive of me and just like crazy like paranoid.
Speaker 11: But I kind of just need you guys to like
Speaker 11: walk me off the ledge.
Speaker 3: A little bit.
Speaker 4: You know, I don't think you sound possessive.
Speaker 5: I think that you sound concerned because there's a dude
Speaker 5: creeping around your girl.
Speaker 4: So did you ask her about him?
Speaker 11: Yeah? Yeah, and she's you know not, of course he
Speaker 11: said no, So there's nothing about him. You know, she thinks,
Speaker 11: she says, she thinks he's kind of she's like nice
Speaker 11: to him in that way where it works, you got
Speaker 11: to be nice to your boss or whatever is attractive.
Speaker 11: He's like an average looking kind of guy. I believe, Yeah,
Speaker 11: she's something special, But I was just like, I just
Speaker 11: I can't take this ceiling of like there's something beyond
Speaker 11: what I was seeing, you know. Okay, can you maybe
Speaker 11: say you're calling from Starbucks for group with like a
Speaker 11: gets offer or from from sales goals or whatever. It's
Speaker 11: like a reward for like her getting her job. Well,
Speaker 11: you'd give her a two Starbucks Stanley Topsy grade like
Speaker 11: that like her. That's like cool because she works there obviously,
Speaker 11: but one can be like you can be like one
Speaker 11: for her and one for like a person of her choosing,
Speaker 11: you know, to see who she's Sure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can do that, Okay, cool. We'll play a song,
Speaker 4: come back, and then give her a call.
Speaker 11: You ready, Yeah, I'm honestly nervous to be honest with you, guys,
Speaker 11: I really want to do that. True.
Speaker 4: Okay, of course, we'll get you to catch a teter next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of to catch a teeter if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us, Victor is on the phone and
Speaker 1: he thinks that his girlfriend of two years named Sophie
Speaker 1: might be messing around. So we're about out to see
Speaker 1: if she is. But first, Victor, why don't you fresh
Speaker 1: your memory about your situation?
Speaker 11: I feel like she's there's something we are going seeing
Speaker 11: her and her boss at Starbucks where she works, and
Speaker 11: I am just kind of parent out at work. Is
Speaker 11: always a weird vibe about them. He always has like
Speaker 11: a weird energy and aura about him. And I've caught
Speaker 11: her like talking to someone being like I can't wait
Speaker 11: to see alone with you and me et cetera, and
Speaker 11: you know, She says, like, of course, there's nothing to it,
Speaker 11: and she thinks.
Speaker 3: That her boss is like.
Speaker 11: Like, I don't know, I'm a little nervous, and I'd
Speaker 11: just love if you guys can like call her into
Speaker 11: She says, I also thought it would be pretty believable
Speaker 11: and going to you can you call her and say
Speaker 11: you're from star Wars Corporate and offer her like some
Speaker 11: reward for being a really productive employee and offer her
Speaker 11: like two Starbucks Stanley cups, one for her and one
Speaker 11: for a person ever choosing, And I just want to
Speaker 11: see who she gets together, want to.
Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, all right, you ready, I guess cool? Here
Speaker 4: we go.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is corbl calling from Starbucks corporate offices. I
Speaker 1: was looking for our employee, Sophie.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is me.
Speaker 1: Hi, Sophie. How you do when you're not getting fired?
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? Okay, okay, Hi, I'm doing good? Are you?
Speaker 4: I'm great? You have a second to talk?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if your manager has told you,
Speaker 1: but we're doing a little incentive program where all the
Speaker 1: managers of the stores are reporting their best employees. Each
Speaker 1: employee that is selected from each store actually wins something.
Speaker 1: And guess what, Sophie, why I'm on the phone with you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, congratulations, thank you for doing such great
Speaker 1: work for us. We appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Listen.
Speaker 1: It's really simple. We've have some custom Stanley cups. You know,
Speaker 1: those things are all the rage right now, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna have some things engraved on them. One for you,
Speaker 1: and then also if you have someone that you would
Speaker 1: like to give another one too, we would like to
Speaker 1: engrave something nice on them on it for them too,
Speaker 1: because listen, we know you work hard, and sometimes we
Speaker 1: have loved ones in our lives so that don't get
Speaker 1: to see us as much because we're always working, and
Speaker 1: so we want to also give them a special gift
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 9: Oh actually, oh my god, I know exactly who.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, angry Julian, hon it, Julian.
Speaker 1: Yes, please, do you want a message or anything on
Speaker 1: like we can put a little bit of little messages
Speaker 1: there on the card, on the on the cup from you, Okay.
Speaker 3: To our new tradition. No one gets me like you do.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's fun. Yeah, to a new tradition. Okay, good,
Speaker 4: I got.
Speaker 1: That, and you can expect these at the store, probably never,
Speaker 1: because this is actually a radio show.
Speaker 4: My name is Jewbel. Yeah, Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria,
Speaker 4: and the show is called the Jewbel Show.
Speaker 1: And this is actually a segment we do call to
Speaker 1: catch a cheater, where if your significant other things you
Speaker 1: might be messing around, we see whose name they give
Speaker 1: us for flowers or our Bucks cups and things like that.
Speaker 1: And your boyfriend Victor is actually on the phone listening
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 11: Hi, honey, Hi, so listen. I just need to ask
Speaker 11: you who is Julia?
Speaker 3: Julian is my manager at work?
Speaker 11: Why why are you so you're chooting on me with
Speaker 11: your mager?
Speaker 3: Are you joking right now?
Speaker 9: You literally know that I just got a promotion, So
Speaker 9: I just wanted to give him a thank you for
Speaker 9: helping me.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have gotten the promotion if it wasn't for him.
Speaker 11: That's great, That's that's totally that's that's awesome of course.
Speaker 11: But you know when did you find out out this promotion?
Speaker 1: Here?
Speaker 11: Tell me that?
Speaker 9: Well, yeah, because I didn't think I had to. You
Speaker 9: know how hard I work, and you know how much
Speaker 9: I love this job and obviously you know that that, Like,
Speaker 9: that's literally why I had to switch my schedule. If
Speaker 9: I work at night, I can become shift leader. So
Speaker 9: I had to switch my schedule. And he's the one
Speaker 9: that's been helping me and giving me tips.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't even understand, Like why are
Speaker 3: you doing this?
Speaker 11: Well, one was a little weird that you, you know,
Speaker 11: wouldn't tell me about this, And number two, what is
Speaker 11: this new tradition we're talking about.
Speaker 9: I don't think it really matters because there's something to
Speaker 9: do with work, and obviously I don't know. We don't
Speaker 9: really talk about things like that anymore. We just kind
Speaker 9: of go day by day, Like I don't know what
Speaker 9: to tell you. I tell you almost everything. You knew
Speaker 9: I was getting a promotion. It's not really a big
Speaker 9: deal at all. And also, like, why would I even
Speaker 9: tell you you have to call a radio station to
Speaker 9: get something out of me instead of just coming to
Speaker 9: me directly. I don't understand. This is why I probably
Speaker 9: didn't tell you. We can't even communicate properly, So what
Speaker 9: are you doing? Why would you think I'm cheating or anything?
Speaker 9: It's literally a thing you get.
Speaker 11: Because I overheard you on the drive. Were talking about
Speaker 11: late nights and you know, talking about how it's just
Speaker 11: you and me, you know, late nights or whatever, and
Speaker 11: how I and you know I can't stand doing it either. Okay,
Speaker 11: but don't you.
Speaker 9: I think it's a little weird that you're just listening
Speaker 9: to my conversations in the right through. That's a little
Speaker 9: weird right now, and that's really uncomfortable for me.
Speaker 3: You're taking things so out of context.
Speaker 5: Well, I appreciate this is probably shocking for you to hear.
Speaker 5: You also have to understand, honey, that your man is
Speaker 5: coming to you saying that he's worried. He loves you,
Speaker 5: he doesn't feel comfortable in this situation, and you're just
Speaker 5: jumping down his throne being super defensive, Like do you
Speaker 5: want to try to make him feel like you're really
Speaker 5: not cheating? Because this I'm not really clear here, are you, victor?
Speaker 11: I mean no, I've fun hearing me at all, and
Speaker 11: I have been nothing supportive of her, nothing, and what
Speaker 11: you're trying to accomplish.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know you're absolutely right? You are you really do?
Speaker 3: You try?
Speaker 9: You do whatever you like, give me my face and
Speaker 9: you try not to smother me. But like, I don't
Speaker 9: think it's easy to talk to you or tell you anything. Actually,
Speaker 9: even even the way you're approaching me about this is
Speaker 9: what's getting me upset and lively. You're trying to support
Speaker 9: me apworting me by outing me and calling a radio.
Speaker 3: Station instead of talking to me. That's not supportive at all.
Speaker 9: You don't even know me. I mean, look look at
Speaker 9: everything you're doing right now. I know for a fact,
Speaker 9: Julian probably wouldn't do any of this. He would just
Speaker 9: talk to me because he actually understands me.
Speaker 4: That sounds suspect, Sophie.
Speaker 11: Yeah, what is that supposed to earn? Means he understands
Speaker 11: you or he and I are donald? So what have
Speaker 11: you guys have like quantified in one on one time?
Speaker 11: You know what?
Speaker 3: I'm actually I'm actually pretty sored of this.
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 3: Yes, I am okay, I'm Julian. Is that what you
Speaker 3: wanted to hear? Everything?
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, but you know you say you do everything,
Speaker 9: you give me faith, But honestly, I am so tired
Speaker 9: of this and I'm done with you.
Speaker 3: I'm done with this. This was the last strong I'm done.
Speaker 4: She hung up. Victor.
Speaker 11: Uh oh great, that makes sense I guess has got
Speaker 11: me all the time. I guess.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, ay man.
Speaker 11: Exactly to go? Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 11: What happens when you're an idiots for two years?
Speaker 4: I guess you're not an idiot. No, it's not your fault.
Speaker 1: And uh, you'll find someone who won't be like that
Speaker 1: to you and won't cheat on you. And also hopefully
Speaker 1: at least if you can take anything from it, it's like,
Speaker 1: don't feel bad about the feelings that you were having
Speaker 1: because they were correct.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and don't be afraid to bring that up and
Speaker 5: have those conversations because your person is going to hear
Speaker 5: you and not make you feel like that.
Speaker 11: Thank you, guys, thank you. I'm I'm sorry to have
Speaker 11: this be well. Yeah, it fills up your time. I'm
Speaker 11: sorry about that, but I think I have to go,
Speaker 11: and I just want to I just want to be alone. Yeah, understandable, manure.
Speaker 1: Okay, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 4: I'm stupid, You're smart, I was wrong, you were right.
Speaker 4: You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
Speaker 4: I'm not attractive, all right, as long as you willing
Speaker 4: to admit that, it's almost time.
Speaker 1: For America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria, your chance
Speaker 1: to take on our own Victoria Ramiers and ugh, is
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Speaker 1: And now let's get Victoria's brain all warmed up and
Speaker 1: ready to go with a pop quiz.
Speaker 4: This is gonna be a hard one. Victoria. Why how
Speaker 4: many minutes late were you for work this morning? Are
Speaker 4: you serious? It wasn't my What was my fault? Ninety three?
Speaker 4: I'll help you. What ninety three? Yeah, ninety three minutes?
Speaker 4: Ninety three minutes? That's a lot. You're right, I'm sorry
Speaker 4: plus thirteen?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 4: Why? Plus thirteen? Because I did the math wrong? I
Speaker 4: apologize wo over one hundred minutes, that's not true. One
Speaker 4: hundred and six minutes.
Speaker 6: Yea, because ninety three would be over an hour. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I wasn't over an hour you were. No, I wasn't
Speaker 6: you were.
Speaker 3: How did I get here?
Speaker 4: Didn't you get here after my first trending?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 4: I was here during your trending because I was standing
Speaker 4: outside the door by just don't know. Let's move on. Okay,
Speaker 4: all right, now divide that by four what I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna have anymore? Ooh, that right? Okay, but that's not
Speaker 4: all right. I think you could do pretty well today.
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Speaker 4: Don't play you for Victoria next.
Speaker 13: What you just said is one of the most insanely
Speaker 13: idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
Speaker 13: your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
Speaker 13: that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
Speaker 13: room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
Speaker 13: award you no points, and may God have mercy on yourself.
Speaker 1: Time for America is a favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Roma is in a
Speaker 1: game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
Speaker 1: And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria.
Speaker 4: TJ. What up, TJ? Hey, how's it going great? How
Speaker 4: are you doing? Not too bad? Not gonna lie, not
Speaker 4: doing too great? So you might might be a nice
Speaker 4: one for just not giving. I just I was really
Speaker 4: when I was laying in bed last night, I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm ready for tomorrow. My last night to me this morning.
Speaker 4: You're supposed to be.
Speaker 6: At that point I met last night. I'm not supposed
Speaker 6: to be sleeping. I was like, you know what, I'm
Speaker 6: gonna feel great tomorrow. I even thought of like what
Speaker 6: you McCall it trash talk? Yes, thank you, but that
Speaker 6: didn't work out.
Speaker 2: It didn't.
Speaker 4: Well no, That's why I'm like, this is TJ. Are
Speaker 4: you on time for work today? Are going to be
Speaker 4: on time?
Speaker 12: I'm already on time.
Speaker 11: I'm just sitting in my workman right now, actually already.
Speaker 4: Beating Victoria all right. Days in Victoria out of the studio.
Speaker 10: I got my wordle and I got my wordle and
Speaker 10: two guesses today, so I think it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be a good day. It's gonna be a good
Speaker 1: day for you, for sure. Thirty seconds answered as many
Speaker 1: questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
Speaker 1: passed and Victoria has to beat you outright to win
Speaker 1: you ready, TJ?
Speaker 11: Yep?
Speaker 4: Alright, man, your time starts now. What are the two
Speaker 4: halves of half and half milk and cream? Which organ
Speaker 4: in the human body is responsible for producing insulin the liver?
Speaker 4: What is the longest river in the world, the Nile?
Speaker 4: What type of rock is formed from cooled lava? Lava rock?
Speaker 4: Who was the first woman to fly solo across the
Speaker 4: Atlantic Ocean Amelia Earhart? All right, got that in.
Speaker 1: Victoria's coming back into the studio, and while she's getting settled, TJ,
Speaker 1: what's something you would like to tell the world today.
Speaker 11: Let's see I uh spell one of the top selling
Speaker 11: energy drinks on the market.
Speaker 4: So just sweet.
Speaker 2: And let's just say, look out for some exciting new flavors.
Speaker 1: Oh cool, sounds like Victoria use that one. What's that
Speaker 1: Red Bull Rebel flavors coming?
Speaker 4: Hey? Tell me bring the air races back. I really
Speaker 4: missed the Red Bull air races.
Speaker 2: That is that it's a thing, that it's an airplane
Speaker 2: races they used to do that.
Speaker 4: Huh, they don't anymore because the liabilities. But bring it back.
Speaker 4: Who cares what you can flavor?
Speaker 3: I can do?
Speaker 4: All right? Thanks?
Speaker 1: Okay, Victoria, you ready, I think so thirty seconds. Answer
Speaker 1: as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
Speaker 1: just say pass, and you have to beat TJ outright
Speaker 1: to win. Scared, TJ, you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 11: All right, ready, go?
Speaker 4: What are the two halves of half and half? What
Speaker 4: milk and cream?
Speaker 5: Which which organ in the human body is responsible for
Speaker 5: producing insulin?
Speaker 4: What organ?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: You just looked at your body. I don't know that
Speaker 4: one of them, shouts out to you, nice life. What
Speaker 4: is the longest river in the world? That this is
Speaker 4: not my fault? I know it. Give me a second,
Speaker 4: Give me a second. That that's a desert. That's the
Speaker 4: very opposite of the.
Speaker 1: All right, let's send it over to the scoreboard and
Speaker 1: see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Speaker 2: Producer rad Victoria did get one correct blows that out.
Speaker 4: TJ got three though.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, CJ. Could be it's not a surprise you, Victoria.
Speaker 1: Today you got one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
Speaker 4: Thank you for playing awesome. Thank you, yeah man, Let's
Speaker 4: get the answer now with Nina. Half in half is
Speaker 4: whole milk and cream. Oh.
Speaker 5: The organ that is responsible for producing any is the
Speaker 5: pancreas say it. The longest river in the world is
Speaker 5: the Nile rivers say that one. The rock that is
Speaker 5: formed from cold lava is Anus rock. And can ask
Speaker 5: how did I okay? Thanks guys Ignius raw. Amelia Earhart
Speaker 5: is the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 4: I knew that you didn't get there well because you
Speaker 4: were laughing. You didn't. I need you to be on
Speaker 4: your You're supposed to tell me when to move on
Speaker 4: to the next question. You gotta be on it. Nina,
Speaker 4: you're wasting time here. I only have thirty seconds. Don't
Speaker 4: even try to blame me. Thank you for playing.
Speaker 1: Congratulations play you were Victoria the same time every single
Speaker 1: weekday morning. If you want to play Victoria, all you
Speaker 1: have to do is d m us at the Jubil
Speaker 1: Show or go to the jubilshow dot com and you
Speaker 1: could be the next contestant to try to take down
Speaker 1: the powerhouse.
Speaker 4: Of trivia known as Victoria Ramirez. I knew those questions.
Speaker 4: Can you call her a powerhouse again? Powerhouse of trivia?
Speaker 4: Why is that funny to you? Obviously? Yes, I knew
Speaker 4: all those questions. I just couldn't speak in fascinat.
Speaker 2: I hate to explain a joke, but it's funny when
Speaker 2: he calls you a powerhouse, because you're literally the worst
Speaker 2: at trivia, and a powerhouse would imply that you're great
Speaker 2: at it, worse than me?
Speaker 4: Right, highly doubt.
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Speaker 1: Michayla is on the phone today for a first day
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Jason.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
Speaker 1: get her another date. But first, Mikayla, how long has
Speaker 1: it been since you heard from Jason?
Speaker 7: It's been two weeks. We had been like talking very
Speaker 7: regularly before that, so this is not common for us
Speaker 7: to go days without.
Speaker 3: Like talking like this.
Speaker 4: Did you try to talk to me?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I mean so I texted him after a date and
Speaker 7: he sent me a one word response and then nothing.
Speaker 3: I was like, how is your day? And he was
Speaker 3: like good, and I was like sick.
Speaker 5: It always feels like a middle finger, like after you
Speaker 5: asked me question, get is good?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 4: How is the date?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 4: Was the date good?
Speaker 3: Amazing?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It lasted for like ever.
Speaker 4: It lasted for. It was a long date.
Speaker 3: It was it was. We did like a lot of
Speaker 3: different things.
Speaker 7: So we like we met at the mall, which at
Speaker 7: first I was like, this is a little weird, but
Speaker 7: it was because he'd coordinated with the pet store to
Speaker 7: let us play with the puppies.
Speaker 4: That's so sweet.
Speaker 7: Yes, they like never do that, but I guess he
Speaker 7: like knows the owner or the manager or something and
Speaker 7: so and I was like, oh, okay, so I felt
Speaker 7: very special and I gotta play with the puppy and
Speaker 7: I love puppies, and so that was wonderful and were
Speaker 7: just like cuddled with puppies and like talked for like
Speaker 7: the longest time and yeah, and he is like so
Speaker 7: cute with the puppies. And then like we went to
Speaker 7: the cheesecake factory, which is like one of my favorite
Speaker 7: because I just I'm like obsessed with the avocado egg rolls,
Speaker 7: like genuinely then like we were you know, like we'd
Speaker 7: finished eating, and he was like, I really don't want
Speaker 7: like to say goodbye yet, like I'm not really ready
Speaker 7: for it to end.
Speaker 3: And he's like, I have a couple of like air
Speaker 3: inst run.
Speaker 7: We're at Target, like there's a few things I need
Speaker 7: to get, Like would you want.
Speaker 3: To go with me? Is that weaverd? And I was like,
Speaker 3: oh no, I would love to go with you to Target.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Wait so you hit puppies, the cheesecake factory and.
Speaker 5: All day, all on one day, right, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, this is beautiful.
Speaker 7: I'm like you can tell a lot by beruson like
Speaker 7: what they get when they go to Target and like
Speaker 7: how they do the Target experience. And I was very
Speaker 7: impressed by like what he got, Like he was getting
Speaker 7: like my Sai surface cleaner. So I'm like, obviously he
Speaker 7: likes to keep things really clean and like that's important,
Speaker 7: you know because like a lot of guys don't clean.
Speaker 7: And he bought toilet paper, you know, Like I was like, Okay,
Speaker 7: so he feels comfortable around me and he like he
Speaker 7: gets good toilet paper, which like a lot of guys
Speaker 7: I feel like, get really cheap scratchy toilet paper and
Speaker 7: you're like, I never want to go to the bathroom
Speaker 7: when I'm over at your house. And he got really nice,
Speaker 7: like very soft toilet paper, and.
Speaker 3: So I was like, okay, okay, okay, he takes.
Speaker 7: Care of himself, Okay. But then like after Target, it
Speaker 7: kind of felt like he was rushed. He was like, oh,
Speaker 7: I really got back home. I really need to check
Speaker 7: out my jog, which I totally understand, but then it
Speaker 7: kind of felt like he was like trying to get
Speaker 7: away from me, and he like he took me to
Speaker 7: my car that was back at the mall, but I
Speaker 7: just kind of felt like he was like like something
Speaker 7: changed and maybe he was like ready to, like I
Speaker 7: don't know, get out of there, which made me feel
Speaker 7: like maybe I did something wrong, like maybe I mess
Speaker 7: something up. Like I was kind of like ribbing him
Speaker 7: and like teasing him a bit, and like you know,
Speaker 7: when we got back to the car, like I was
Speaker 7: kind of teasing him about the stop toilet paper, and
Speaker 7: it was kind of I was trying to be like
Speaker 7: flirty and cute and like joky, and I'm like worried
Speaker 7: that it like came across like demeaning or like weird
Speaker 7: or mean or well what.
Speaker 4: Did you say, like how did it become demeaning?
Speaker 3: Well, I was just like, Sweety needs extra sauce for
Speaker 3: his extra cute.
Speaker 1: Bum bum.
Speaker 7: And I was trying to be cutesy, and I, you know,
Speaker 7: sometimes it hits.
Speaker 3: Some sometimes miss the mark.
Speaker 7: And now I'm like and then that was kind of
Speaker 7: when he was like, yeah, I really need to get
Speaker 7: back and you check with my dog, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 7: I feel the maybe, but I.
Speaker 3: Don't feel like that warn't like completely ghosty.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like you know obviously, I you know, I we
Speaker 7: had so much fun for such a long time. Them
Speaker 7: just like, Okay, so I said one stupid thing, Like
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say a lot of stupid things, this was
Speaker 7: the one super thing ruin it.
Speaker 4: We'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: We'll play a song come back, and then call him
Speaker 1: and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
Speaker 1: and maybe get you another date.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, thank you, Okay, plus song come back, your
Speaker 4: first day follow up.
Speaker 3: Next.
Speaker 1: Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us, Mikayla is on the phone
Speaker 1: and she's getting ghosted by Jason. So we're about to
Speaker 1: call him and see if he'll tell us why is
Speaker 1: ghostinger and maybe get her another date. But first, Mikayla,
Speaker 1: why don't you refresh our memory on your date with Jason.
Speaker 3: I mean, we had an amazing date.
Speaker 7: We played with puppy if we had amazing avocado egg
Speaker 7: rolls at the Shusak factory, and then we went and
Speaker 7: wandered the streets or the streets the aisles of Target,
Speaker 7: and I mean, like, it doesn't get better than that.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah?
Speaker 1: And the only thing you can think of that he's
Speaker 1: not calling you back is because of what I teased.
Speaker 7: Him about his toilet peeper selection and I said that
Speaker 7: he needed extra saft toilet paper for his extra cute bumbum.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm saying this.
Speaker 4: Why I'm going to lose my mind? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: you told him you had to extra cute bum bum.
Speaker 4: You should like that. True.
Speaker 11: I can't believe it.
Speaker 7: And then now I can't believe I've how to repeat
Speaker 7: it the world. I'm like, oh God, everybody knows.
Speaker 4: Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Hi, masweak to Jason please ye. Hey, Jason,
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jewbel. I'm calling from
Speaker 1: a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show.
Speaker 4: Hi, Jason, the show's here. I'm Nina also on it. Fine,
Speaker 4: I'm Victoria. Hi.
Speaker 11: What can I do for you? Guys?
Speaker 4: Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 11: No? I have not. But you know what, Actually, I
Speaker 11: have seen your clips one, so I'm actually but I've
Speaker 11: seen a couple of clips.
Speaker 1: That's dope. Okay, Well, congratulations you're on the show. We
Speaker 1: do a segment on the show called the first Day
Speaker 1: follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
Speaker 1: day with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that
Speaker 1: person can ask us to call you and ask why
Speaker 1: you're ghosting?
Speaker 4: So are you ghosting anybody?
Speaker 11: Okay? Yeah, I sha where this is going? Look? Uh yeah,
Speaker 11: I am. I am. I'm ghosting a girl who is
Speaker 11: a she's a bit of a klepto. So that's kind
Speaker 11: of the big crux of it, to be honest with you.
Speaker 4: Okay, are you talking about MICHAELA? Yeah, I was gonna
Speaker 4: see if.
Speaker 11: Okay, I am.
Speaker 3: Let me let me just kind of explain.
Speaker 11: So we went target and she only had a purse
Speaker 11: so you know, I saw what she was carrying, and
Speaker 11: she was right next to me the whole time. We
Speaker 11: got into the car, and she had this huge thing
Speaker 11: of orbit gum that she offered me and I said
Speaker 11: where did she get that from? And said, oh, I
Speaker 11: bought him. And I am absolutely positive she did not
Speaker 11: buy anything in the target. I'm almost positive she she shoplifted.
Speaker 11: And I'm not cool with that because I mean, how
Speaker 11: do I know that you're not gonna, you know, give
Speaker 11: me like sole and goods for my birthday or something,
Speaker 11: you knowlted. She absolutely did, She absolutely took her with her,
Speaker 11: but it seemed because she didn't she didn't pay for it.
Speaker 11: She stood next to me when I checked out and
Speaker 11: walked out and me she said, oh, yeah, I bought it.
Speaker 11: I'm like, no, you didn't.
Speaker 3: She just took it.
Speaker 11: So listen, that was her explanation. And I don't like
Speaker 11: people that lie. I don't want people that shoplift. I
Speaker 11: think that's, you know, weird at the stagum.
Speaker 3: So I don't know, maybe feel weird.
Speaker 11: You know, I don't want to go on a date that.
Speaker 3: I guarantee you that I did pay for that. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's MICHAELA. She's actually on the phone listening.
Speaker 11: And great, good, great, great, you know what. I'm actually
Speaker 11: I'm actually glad she's on the phone because I think
Speaker 11: that this will steer her away from, you know, a
Speaker 11: like a crime. This will probably make her maybe a
Speaker 11: little bit more embarrassed about, you know, her conduct the
Speaker 11: first time you meet somebody. I'm kind of surprised you
Speaker 11: didn't make off with a puppy. So we were, you know,
Speaker 11: trying out.
Speaker 7: You should be embarrassed by your conduct, your conduct. You're
Speaker 7: just assuming that I stole it. But maybe you were
Speaker 7: just a little too busy paying attention to your fancies.
Speaker 7: Man as you toilet paper, you know the way, and
Speaker 7: bought some gum.
Speaker 11: No, no, I'm not. You were attached with the hips
Speaker 11: to me basically the entire time, following me around like
Speaker 11: a poppy. Actually, so I do not see you go
Speaker 11: to a checkout.
Speaker 3: Or anything, you know what, Let me see it, let
Speaker 3: me look through it. I'm sure I have a receipt.
Speaker 7: I have the freaking hard app So even if I
Speaker 7: don't have this physical copy, I know I.
Speaker 3: Will have it. It's it's hard to app you know.
Speaker 11: It actually will be better if you just admitted that
Speaker 11: you took it, because I think that at this point
Speaker 11: you're kind.
Speaker 3: Of just denying denying, and it's.
Speaker 11: Not really taking you any more appealing to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bason, Hello, Yeah I did.
Speaker 7: I found it and I found the physical copy, so
Speaker 7: you don't think that I bought it on a different
Speaker 7: day if I send you the app. So I'm gonna
Speaker 7: send you this right now.
Speaker 3: Your twit.
Speaker 4: Okay, you're sitting.
Speaker 11: Yes, guys, I'm I'm so devastated to call me a twit.
Speaker 11: I don't know how I'm ever going to recover from this. Really,
Speaker 11: I don't know how I'm gonna recover. She just call
Speaker 11: me a twit. Twit twit, guys, you call me a twit?
Speaker 11: That is yes, I've never called the Twitter's crazy.
Speaker 4: Right now, I'm waiting, so you're gonna feel bad if.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at look at your tech.
Speaker 11: Okay, well I guess I'm wrong. I do see it here?
Speaker 4: Do say that she bought it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah it does.
Speaker 11: But yeah, all right, well look I'm wrong, and when
Speaker 11: you're wrong, that you're wrong. So I am sorry about that.
Speaker 11: I really was convinced, obviously, because you know when you're
Speaker 11: when you're convinced you stick to your convictions. Why did
Speaker 11: you that, you know, because I I really did not
Speaker 11: remember a single instance where she was not next to me,
Speaker 11: and I didn't remember seeing her pay for it, so
Speaker 11: the reasoning was there. So I am sorry. I was
Speaker 11: wrong totally.
Speaker 4: You don't think she's no.
Speaker 11: I no, no, that was a little.
Speaker 4: Exciting, Jason. Would you like to go on another date
Speaker 4: with Mika? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 11: I don't. Yeah, well, I mean yeah, no, I actually would.
Speaker 11: I actually would because she was very cute and like, yeah,
Speaker 11: I know, like I I am like very sorry about that, Like, well,
Speaker 11: I really believe something. I go in hard on it
Speaker 11: and I was definitely on the.
Speaker 3: Step by me.
Speaker 11: But I would like another chance because I am sorry
Speaker 11: about that. And up until that thing kind of sent
Speaker 11: me down a rabbit hole, I was having a really
Speaker 11: nice time. I really enjoyed, you know, getting to know
Speaker 11: her and you know, go to Target and kind of
Speaker 11: just walk around and have a nice time and bop
Speaker 11: around with you know, puppies and whatnot. She probably told
Speaker 11: you about it, but we had a great time. I
Speaker 11: brought her to a pet store and it was it
Speaker 11: was fun and I would like I would like to
Speaker 11: see her again, and I would be bummed if you know, uh,
Speaker 11: this was what ruined it, some stupid you.
Speaker 4: Know, jumping to like the worst case scenario. Okay, well, Mikayla,
Speaker 4: would you like to go on a date with him? Still?
Speaker 7: I would like to see him again because I did
Speaker 7: think he was really cool, But like, you have to
Speaker 7: give people the benefit of a doubt before you jump
Speaker 7: to conclusions and called them something like a thief Like
Speaker 7: that is a very far week to make, especially before
Speaker 7: somebody that you just met. So I am willing to
Speaker 7: give you a second chance if you are willing to
Speaker 7: be I don't know, I guess a little bit more
Speaker 7: open minded and give yeah and give people great.
Speaker 11: Absolutely, I really am sorry, and I really appreciate the
Speaker 11: second camp. I really do, actually, so thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Well you've got a second date. Congratulations Mikayla
Speaker 1: and Jason. You know she's not a thief.
Speaker 3: Now, yay? Good Jule's first.
Speaker 4: Date follow up. Do you have any bad habits?
Speaker 1: You know, like chewing on your steering wheel and traffic
Speaker 1: for picking your boss's nose. Yeah, tweaking things at times
Speaker 1: they shouldn't be tweaked. Oh sorry, officer. What cold outside
Speaker 1: and you're smuggling those raisins in your shirt? I hope
Speaker 1: that gets me out of a ticket. Well, it turns
Speaker 1: out that some bad habits can actually be good for you,
Speaker 1: and a list is going viral of habits that everybody
Speaker 1: considers bad but are actually good good. We'll go over
Speaker 1: it next so that you can be like, see, I
Speaker 1: told you twenty two donuts right before bed is a
Speaker 1: good thing. Next to show what is your baddest habits?
Speaker 1: A double show? Do you bite your fingernails? Do you
Speaker 1: like to procrastinate? Maybe you aren't fart in public? Well,
Speaker 1: those habits, although that's impressive, are things that people might
Speaker 1: say are bad and they could actually be good for you.
Speaker 4: Why do I say that?
Speaker 1: Because the list is going viral of habits that everybody
Speaker 1: considers bad but are actually surprisingly good for you. So
Speaker 1: we'll go over those right now so you can see
Speaker 1: what bad habits you have that are actually good.
Speaker 4: So you can tell people to shut up if they
Speaker 4: tell you their bad habits.
Speaker 1: Crying is good for you. I've never heard of crying
Speaker 1: as a bad habit. No, I would definitely tell you
Speaker 1: to shut up, and said that on the list really
Speaker 1: bad habits that people are that are actually good for you.
Speaker 5: It makes me question the person that came on with
Speaker 5: this list, because crying is very therapeutic.
Speaker 4: Well, I feel like it depends like where you cry,
Speaker 4: like I've always been twenty Wait.
Speaker 2: Hold on, yeah, if crying rises to the level of
Speaker 2: habit you see, hell yeah, maybe this jewal show is
Speaker 2: about to buy better help then maybe this time. I mean,
Speaker 2: if it's a habit but it says it helps, he's
Speaker 2: paying physically and emotionally.
Speaker 1: I think crying is fine. I do it all the time.
Speaker 1: I did it just the other day talking about Eat
Speaker 1: Pray Love with Nina.
Speaker 4: You did, wait, you did? We were talking about this.
Speaker 6: I'm not even gonna ask why you were talking about
Speaker 6: Eat Pray.
Speaker 1: But there's a scene in Eat Pray Love where she's
Speaker 1: talking to this guru guy and he's talking about meditating.
Speaker 1: And he's a cute little dude with like three teeth,
Speaker 1: and he's like, do you when you meditate, think of
Speaker 1: everything smiling, even your spleen? And see, I'm getting teared
Speaker 1: up and thinking about it right now. It's just so touchy.
Speaker 5: Wait, and then he started to recite about how he
Speaker 5: starts to think about his spleen smiling at him, and
Speaker 5: then he got really teary.
Speaker 4: Why do you got your spleen? Because the guy said
Speaker 4: to me, I don't understand, eat, pray, love. Okay, I
Speaker 4: don't know if you know this, but you will crash?
Speaker 4: Is it at wrong com so we have the best
Speaker 4: commerce stations.
Speaker 1: Another habit that people say is bad that actually good
Speaker 1: for you, shaking or vibrating your leg when you have
Speaker 1: to sit for a long time.
Speaker 5: Oh, say that, that's annoying. I guess I could see
Speaker 5: how would be annoying to people. But I used to
Speaker 5: do that a lot. Why do we do it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: Why is it good for you? It says it.
Speaker 1: It's the blood moving, and it's better than being completely
Speaker 1: stationary for hours.
Speaker 6: I can't be stationary though, Like I used to take
Speaker 6: like standardized tests. Oh I know, and I like my
Speaker 6: I would get so tense. I'd be like can I
Speaker 6: go to bathroom? Like Victoria, you have twenty minutes left
Speaker 6: of the test, and like I need to go to
Speaker 6: bath room, Like are you done? Nobody need to go
Speaker 6: to the bad Like I would just like get so
Speaker 6: anxious and.
Speaker 4: Like it pent up. Oh, I don't know how people
Speaker 4: do that? Did you start shaking? Yeah, like my loof to.
Speaker 6: Start shaking my and I would. Eventually the teacher would
Speaker 6: be like, okay, you can just go to the bathroom.
Speaker 6: Like at this point, you're not men.
Speaker 4: It's fine. Add is so terrible.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, it's intent very good at add Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm going to be.
Speaker 4: Good at one thing. I'll be good at that.
Speaker 1: We're going over a list of habits that everybody can
Speaker 1: sit is bad, but they're actually good for you.
Speaker 4: Talking to yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I talk to myself all the time all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we go what He's like, nothing. My daughter talks
Speaker 2: to herself all the time, and I find it to
Speaker 2: be the cutest thing ever.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. She also reads out loud, which I also
Speaker 4: think is cute. That helps people. Actually, yeah it does.
Speaker 2: She's she's like, when I read it in my head,
Speaker 2: it gets all jumbled, and so it's like, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: So she reads out loud.
Speaker 4: She talks to herself randomly. It's very cute. She's talking
Speaker 4: to like a friend, like an invisible friend. Oh no,
Speaker 4: She's like, hey, doaklan, she's talking herself. I'm only laughing
Speaker 4: at that because I know Victoria is like Casame when
Speaker 4: they're younger.
Speaker 1: It's a good way to kill time if you're driving too.
Speaker 1: I talk to myself all the time while I'm driving.
Speaker 4: Should she be driving? I forget that.
Speaker 1: I'm that I talk to myself and I'll be in
Speaker 1: public and then I'll do it and then someone will
Speaker 1: look at me weird. Like the other day I was
Speaker 1: walking down the street and I was like, because you
Speaker 1: didn't take the trush out, you stupid dummy.
Speaker 4: This person looked at me like, what are you talking
Speaker 4: to me?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, sorry, that's a different man
Speaker 1: talking to.
Speaker 4: Yourself, and I was doing it in a weird voice.
Speaker 4: So especially you talking to yourself, it's some characters.
Speaker 1: He's talking to somebody else talking to me through that's good, Free.
Speaker 4: Says.
Speaker 1: Although it can be taking a sign of loneliness, it
Speaker 1: also helps you concentrate and organize the ideas, of course,
Speaker 1: without overdoing it.
Speaker 4: A trust show.
Speaker 5: I thought it was a sign of intelligence when it
Speaker 5: was like, actually, your voice, not like a character.
Speaker 4: Showing up in the middle of his show up all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 1: Sometimes not when I want him to look at the
Speaker 1: grocery store when I'm looking for something, and then so
Speaker 1: I see someone next to me, I'm like, sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: not I'm not insane.
Speaker 4: His name is Beau. Yeah, well that's.
Speaker 1: Habits that everybody considers bad but are actually good for you.
Speaker 4: Swearing actually good for you.
Speaker 1: People say it's bad, but letting a few choice words
Speaker 1: fly is a great way to reduce stress and dull pain.
Speaker 1: So really, you're not cursing, You're just practicing verbal therapy,
Speaker 1: they say, I like it.
Speaker 6: I was told that I've really like, I've developed a
Speaker 6: really bad potty mouth when I went home for the
Speaker 6: break this last Christmas. Really yes, And I was like, well,
Speaker 6: I don't want you may tell you like No, I didn't,
Speaker 6: and then.
Speaker 4: I swore and I'm okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Tell them it's verbal therapy to therapize myself verbally.
Speaker 4: I've told them it because the studio. But yeah, that works, took.
Speaker 1: Another habit that everybody considers bad but might actually be
Speaker 1: good for you is daydreaming.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah too, I'm jealous of daydreamers.
Speaker 4: How do you have the time? You make? Time?
Speaker 6: Time is not a real concept jewels words, but a.
Speaker 4: Lot of times, isn't it? Kind of where ideas start?
Speaker 5: Like where real dreams start is like, yeah, daydream and
Speaker 5: you're like, oh, what if? And then you go off
Speaker 5: on a little la la land and the next thing
Speaker 5: you know, you're making it your real life.
Speaker 1: I think it becomes a bad habit when you're doing
Speaker 1: it at times when you shouldn't be daydreaming, Like if
Speaker 1: we have a meeting, nine times out of ten, I'm
Speaker 1: not there.
Speaker 4: Somewhere else. Respectfully, doesn't this come back to ADD maybe
Speaker 4: a little bit. I have a great time every time
Speaker 4: I do it. You're really good when you're good at you.
Speaker 1: When you have ADD and you're in meetings and someone
Speaker 1: calls on you to ask answer something, you get good
Speaker 1: to being like, well, you know, talk around it for
Speaker 1: a little bit, and then finally figure out what the
Speaker 1: point is. And the number one bad habit that they
Speaker 1: say is actually good for you is being picky.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, really in regards to partners food.
Speaker 1: It just says learning to say no sometimes is a
Speaker 1: good habit and shows you know what you want or need.
Speaker 5: Can we call my mom and tell her this right now?
Speaker 1: How often I get yelled at for this particular thing? Really,
Speaker 1: I would like some backup. You're too picky with boys? Yes, everything.
Speaker 4: Just try it.
Speaker 1: Just go out and try und it's time for Nina.
Speaker 4: What's trending? Do you have a bell or something over there?
Speaker 5: Because this is like the first big milestone of twenty
Speaker 5: twenty five that's happening, and I feel like we just
Speaker 5: need like a.
Speaker 4: Before I tell you what it is. Okay, Yeah, there
Speaker 4: you go. Are you ready? Drum roll? The first big
Speaker 4: moment of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: The law and order sound Yeah, Okay, that works.
Speaker 4: Zenda and Tom Holland are engaged.
Speaker 14: Would not burn back because everyone just gets So I
Speaker 14: had to go and look that up because a lot
Speaker 14: of people were talking about how they could be engaged
Speaker 14: after seeing Zenda on the red carpet at the Golden
Speaker 14: Globes because she was wearing a huge rock.
Speaker 4: So rumors started.
Speaker 5: But now multiple news outlets are confirming that the two
Speaker 5: of them are engaged.
Speaker 6: Okay, but it's news outlets like they're not confirming. Is
Speaker 6: that not weird that we were saying, oh my gosh,
Speaker 6: you more engaged?
Speaker 4: We don't know these people. They have not said.
Speaker 5: Anything, yes, but that's how this works.
Speaker 1: Have known better than to wear a diamond that finger.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So it's kind of like a slow rollout, but
Speaker 5: sources are sources close to them are saying that it
Speaker 5: happened between Christmas and New Year's and that it was
Speaker 5: quiet that the family wasn't there and that was something
Speaker 5: very intimate for the two of them. Now, Tom Holland
Speaker 5: has been doing interviews talking about how he wasn't going
Speaker 5: to be joining Zinda on the red carpet because he
Speaker 5: wanted her to have her moment and like they've just
Speaker 5: been really cute and everybody's been talking about him. So
Speaker 5: then you roll out the New Year with the official
Speaker 5: dun dun.
Speaker 4: Dum, but they haven't said anything.
Speaker 2: It's good to know, though, that celebrities really are just
Speaker 2: like us to do the most basic thing, which is
Speaker 2: getting engaged over the I was going.
Speaker 1: To say, yeah, you would think somebody creative like that, right,
Speaker 1: are celebrities super creative creators?
Speaker 4: So I find a creative way to do.
Speaker 5: But also to your point, Victoria, she wouldn't have wore
Speaker 5: the ring if she didn't want people to know.
Speaker 6: But also she was on a red carpet, like, had
Speaker 6: a lot of jewelry on in general, but it's on
Speaker 6: that fingers.
Speaker 2: Zendeia is way too calculated to not have known exactly
Speaker 2: what she was to.
Speaker 5: They don't actually have a lot of bad rumors or
Speaker 5: anything flying around about them. They are pretty low key,
Speaker 5: so it's like anything that they do is calculated.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, that's kind of true.
Speaker 5: So I cannot be engaged though, And if that comes out,
Speaker 5: then fine, then Victoria was right, But I doubt it.
Speaker 4: Another trend that's been going on.
Speaker 5: I guess if you on social media at all, there's
Speaker 5: people talking about and taking videos of drones all throughout
Speaker 5: the sky. Actually, Gabby said she even saw some videos
Speaker 5: of people like pranking people that are looking for drones
Speaker 5: in the sky by sending out balloons.
Speaker 4: With lights on it. People go crazy.
Speaker 5: But there's been over five thousand reports in just the
Speaker 5: past few weeks about people citing drones across the country.
Speaker 4: And big drones, like big plane type drones.
Speaker 5: Well that's what officials are coming out to say that
Speaker 5: people are seeing is probably playing.
Speaker 4: They are not.
Speaker 6: Have you seen the videos. They're not as big as planes,
Speaker 6: nor do they look like planes. While they're saying.
Speaker 5: Other options for what it could be, it also could
Speaker 5: be people just playing with their drones.
Speaker 4: Also could be law enforcement.
Speaker 5: And then if people are thinking that it's because of
Speaker 5: another country or something sketchy, then there are lights probably
Speaker 5: wouldn't be on, which is a great point because if
Speaker 5: you're trying to survey us from somewhere else and you
Speaker 5: don't want to get busted, why would you have big
Speaker 5: shiny drones shining on people to see.
Speaker 2: If I was a foreign government and I wanted to
Speaker 2: spy on the United States of America, I would do
Speaker 2: two things. One, I would just go on TikTok. The
Speaker 2: second thing I would do is fly drones right after Christmas,
Speaker 2: where everybody got a bunch of drones for Christmas.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, well that's an interesting conspiracy.
Speaker 4: But also a lot of people probably got drones for Christmas. No,
Speaker 4: but Christmas, it's happening before Christmas. We always give your
Speaker 4: kid flight he die the Xbox Really, just don't buy
Speaker 4: the Xbox, play it, repackage it, wrap it. That's how
Speaker 4: you do it. What Yeah, come on, way, I don't
Speaker 4: think it's as sketchy as everybody thinks.
Speaker 1: Is nobody talking about aliens like other countries and they were.
Speaker 1: It's way more realistic that it would be alien because.
Speaker 5: We've had the conversation about aliens and we already know
Speaker 5: that it's supposed to they're supposed to come at some
Speaker 5: point this year, But they don't think this is it
Speaker 5: because they could be touching down.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't they touch down if those aliens? I kind of
Speaker 6: believe it could be aliens, But I think it's just
Speaker 6: the most sense.
Speaker 4: I don't that makes more sense than a plane. Your
Speaker 4: first guests should always it's not a plane. They do
Speaker 4: not look like planes. They look like boxes.
Speaker 2: Your first guests should always be it's our own government
Speaker 2: spying on us. That's your first guest every time.
Speaker 4: Like you just said, why don't they just go on
Speaker 4: tiptolls on it's either our own or Jeff Bezos, which
Speaker 4: is a shadow government. Yeah, also didn't a public one?
Speaker 4: Wait what about Siri?
Speaker 5: The whole thing with Apple they had till they're paying
Speaker 5: ninety five million dollars to not say that they were
Speaker 5: spying on us.
Speaker 4: I mean, you guys, people are watching us.
Speaker 1: It is what it is, it's Zuckerberry.
Speaker 5: Anyways, there's nothing to be scared of, say the XB
Speaker 5: I believe all.
Speaker 1: Of these Yeah, I believe every single thing that came
Speaker 1: out of all our mouths.
Speaker 4: I don't believe there's an that's what's trending. Jubles Dirty
Speaker 4: Little Secret on the New Hits of one six point one. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 4: what up? You have ad a little secret?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 12: I can't believe I actually.
Speaker 4: Made it a sweet I'm excited to hear it. I
Speaker 4: believe it either. What's your little secret?
Speaker 12: Might as well as stand up, don't sit down?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 12: Hey, I had a old Benet friend of mine years ago,
Speaker 12: and she was a total nympho maniac, and uh, one
Speaker 12: night when we were getting ready to hook up, I
Speaker 12: was like, you know, it would be funny you should
Speaker 12: take a shot out of my because I'm a grower,
Speaker 12: not a shower.
Speaker 4: Was it a full shot? Did you even do that?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: I oh, I think I know how you would do
Speaker 4: it because he still had it.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I have a lot often Yeah, the old jacket.
Speaker 4: Wow, I never thought that.
Speaker 1: You actually, if you're like that, you're caring around little
Speaker 1: shot glasses.
Speaker 4: I don't all thought about it either. Shot glass. That's
Speaker 4: pretty creative and entertainment. What was this? What was the alcohol?
Speaker 12: I think it was silver tequila?
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: Yeah? I was gonna ask him and burned.
Speaker 12: I know my wife is going to hear this. This
Speaker 12: is years ago, and I said, I'm going to reach
Speaker 12: out to Jubil and the rest of.
Speaker 7: The crew because you're you're.
Speaker 12: Gonna face palm so hard.
Speaker 4: That's my honey, because for a good time.
Speaker 1: Wife ever sipped from your chalice before?
Speaker 4: I hope that's how you did your wedding toast.
Speaker 12: Actually we just courthouse. We're married now we have.
Speaker 4: Congratulations. Yeah for that and that story. That's an amazing story.
Speaker 4: I have a good one.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Yay?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 11: So?
Speaker 9: I was tegnant my ex husband cheated on me and
Speaker 9: decided that he wanted a divorce.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, we lived together.
Speaker 7: I would vomit into his shampoo bottles.
Speaker 4: Good for you, I would.
Speaker 3: You're into his sip bottles? Why he stunk so much?
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, sorry, you cheat on a
Speaker 5: pregnant lady. Yeah, for a while she's knocked up with
Speaker 5: your kid. You can have vomit in your shampoo.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: If I ever am living with someone and again and
Speaker 1: we decide to break up, I'm out that day.
Speaker 4: I had to come back after I gave birth because
Speaker 4: you go out of state, Candy.
Speaker 3: When he came back.
Speaker 4: That's fair, go you. Yeah, well, thank you for telling
Speaker 4: us your trary little secret. All right bye, what's your
Speaker 4: dirty little secret.