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Speaker 1: We I've been talking for about like forty minutes, no nonsense,

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Speaker 1: pilocybin illusions, red hood trees. Yeah, back in the group,

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Speaker 1: Back in the group. Yeah, anyways, I'm Jack. That's Miles.

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Speaker 1: We're thurther be joined by super producers Becca Ramos and

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Speaker 1: Anna Hosnia. What's Upana? Hey, someone else that's back in

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Speaker 1: the group. Okay, and you didn't even have to go

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Speaker 1: to a resort in the Yeah. I love our listeners,

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Speaker 1: I love our show. But man, it makes me so

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Speaker 1: just tell you the damned truth. So this episode, the

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Speaker 1: premise is you're in review and review. We're gonna look

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Speaker 1: Internet and just you know, it's a pan for me.

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Speaker 1: that energy. That's so funny that that was a thing

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Speaker 1: You know what was hitting in the media. Yeah, we'll

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Speaker 1: back and all right. SOA and BIA was huge this year, dude. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's wild when you see that as a search though,

422
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Speaker 1: because it's like you're on porn hub. But yeah, you're like,

423
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Speaker 1: let me see that clip from three six. Well, I

424
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 1: guess it's kind of like what Tumbler and Twitter you know,

425
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Speaker 1: used to do, where it's just like splicing all the

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Speaker 1: sex scenes together probably right, you know, like the compilation

427
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,600
Speaker 1: of just like they're like, we don't need any of

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Speaker 1: the four play of this horrible storyline. I just want

429
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Speaker 1: to see them sucking. And it's just like, yeah, Harley

430
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Speaker 1: Quinn step Sister, right, the steps Sister stuff is not

431
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: as popular on here, so they don't have like most

432
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: popular categories at least on this grouping, but they do

433
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Speaker 1: have top gaining categories and reality is number one. Is

434
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Speaker 1: that is that like reality stars are they starting to

435
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Speaker 1: peer appear important? You know? But I think there are

436
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Speaker 1: reality stars that are doing like but I don't know

437
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 1: if it's porn hub or only fans, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,

438
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 1: it's meant to just be less studio actors doing like

439
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:37,600
Speaker 1: costume ship. Yeah yeah yeah, just like right, But all

440
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: these other ones are like I assumed, already very popular.

441
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: But scissoring is also the big riser. I don't wonder

442
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Speaker 1: if that has to do with Barbie. Is that like

443
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Speaker 1: people getting ready for the new Barbie one? I don't

444
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:59,400
Speaker 1: want to talk to you about this, okay, um anyways? Uh?

445
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 1: And then Mary is having a resurgence in the zeitgeist,

446
00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,240
Speaker 1: and that was something that everybody did with their barber

447
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 1: doesn't show up on the most search movie characters, movies

448
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: and characters. But I do love how Alasta Girl is

449
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: separate from the Incredibles, which in there. I like that,

450
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Speaker 1: you know, happy to see just a happily married couple

451
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Speaker 1: make it into the list, the Alasta Girl. There's a

452
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Speaker 1: lot of incredible there's a lot of Incredibles out there. Yeah,

453
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Speaker 1: Sonic one I'm worried about. But you know who's actually

454
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: I am worried about. Yeah, Sonic I'm a little worried about.

455
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 1: But the I like that the people who are taking

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Speaker 1: els right now. In terms of like seconds viewed muscular men,

457
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Speaker 1: So these are the categories that are the best, categories

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Speaker 1: viewed the longest, first categories viewed the shortest six minutes

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Speaker 1: and ten seconds for muscular men. Yeah, just not hit.

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00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: I think people's people's aesthetics are changing. Scissoring also very quick.

461
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: I like outdoors. Yeah, we want people are just like

462
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Speaker 1: I just want to get Yeah, they're like yeah, like

463
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: the people in the Born, They're like, well, I'm not

464
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Speaker 1: going to go on a hike, but at least if

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Speaker 1: they're sucking on a hike and live with thank you.

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Speaker 1: That is funny. Like where does that come from other

467
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Speaker 1: than just being like I just it's nice to the

468
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Speaker 1: same time sort of thing. Yeah, yeah, okay, Jack, come on,

469
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Speaker 1: you gotta get out now. Has to have something to

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Speaker 1: do with he man, right, Um, I don't even think

471
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Speaker 1: it's appropriate for you to have put this in this dock.

472
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Speaker 1: I put it in there. So this is my analysis.

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Speaker 1: Um all right over at Metacritic, we got the top

474
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Speaker 1: ten lists, the digest of the top ten lists, where

475
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: they like give three points the number one, like the

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Speaker 1: critics number one movie of the year, and then like

477
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Speaker 1: one point if it makes the top ten. The music

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00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:13,000
Speaker 1: is pretty much what we thought Beyonce, Rusta, Leah Kendrick,

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Speaker 1: Bad Bunny wet leg which I think we talked about

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Speaker 1: at one point on the show. But they're a fun

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Speaker 1: band that had some Yeah she is along. It's a

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Speaker 1: good one and it taught me how to pronounce that word. Movies,

483
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Speaker 1: every everything, everywhere, all at once. Is number one by

484
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Speaker 1: a lot, so that's good. Although it does make me

485
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Speaker 1: because that was also I think my number one on

486
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Speaker 1: our movies episode, so I feel bad about that now.

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Speaker 1: But Elvis though, huh, but the Batman and Elvis both

488
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Speaker 1: came in the top thirty. That's what I don't what

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Speaker 1: then you know, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think you

490
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Speaker 1: can't deny the I guess the broad appeal of something

491
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Speaker 1: of just being like an absolute spectacle either. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: that's what I don't consider cinema. I mean, it was

493
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Speaker 1: a fun movie to watch, It's not Batman was like,

494
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Speaker 1: what if we made a Batman movie that wasn't fun

495
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: to watch? That was an idea for the pitch. The

496
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Speaker 1: log line. They were like, you know how like the

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Speaker 1: ending of that band Nirvana was really sad. It's a

498
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Speaker 1: Batman movie off of it, just capture the vibes of

499
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Speaker 1: the day we found out that so much sexual at

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Speaker 1: tension here, but I'm gonna go nowhere and gonna be

501
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Speaker 1: like this, like sad and disappointed the whole time. Well yeah,

502
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Speaker 1: they're like gen Z is not fucking right, and neither

503
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Speaker 1: is our gen Z ass Batman and his looks oh

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Speaker 1: Man just summons and the way that just the way

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Speaker 1: that became a meme was so funny though too, just

506
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: using that song. It was like a catch off for

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Speaker 1: his little gen Z classes, the small little like oh yeah,

508
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Speaker 1: but I don't actually think they're low. No lookes are

509
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Speaker 1: like Joe like, these are lows Wow, Miles would just

510
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Speaker 1: have some strong Yeah looks are because they're they're like

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Speaker 1: what you get in you only come from, like prison

512
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: cultures like Michael Imperioli's characters wearing in white lotus. Why

513
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 1: why is this guy wearing lokes? It's like such a choice.

514
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: But anyway, and TV was pretty like the Rehearsal wasn't

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Speaker 1: number one, but it was in there. Um, I thought

516
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Speaker 1: it should been number one, but yeah, it was like

517
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: better call Saul and ship like that. Severance was number two.

518
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Speaker 1: But they also released the worst reviewed movies of the year,

519
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Speaker 1: and this was revealing, especially because Liam Neeson released a

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Speaker 1: movie this year called black Light. I didn't know that.

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Speaker 1: I did not know that. That does paint a picture

522
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Speaker 1: in my mind that he's running around using a black

523
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Speaker 1: light to solve jack Off related crimes, Like doesn't isn't

524
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Speaker 1: that where your brain goes? No? No, all right, Oh

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00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: my god, someone's watched a lot of Room Raiders. Isn't

526
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: that what you use black lights for movies? What is

527
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: the black light for? Yeah? And any like, I guess

528
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: lumin all watch a lot of c s. I you know,

529
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: back in the day, and they used to check that

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Speaker 1: there's blood usually blood. Okay, yeah, what's luminal? You have

531
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Speaker 1: to you have to spray the lumen all for it

532
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: to react under the black lights. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

533
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: I watched too much Dexter and the Room Raiders that

534
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,520
Speaker 1: Miles had an amazing pitch for a movie that we

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Speaker 1: can't even share with you. It's we're pitching. We're pitching. Well,

536
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,399
Speaker 1: we're in the pitching. We're taking it out, we're taking

537
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 1: it on the New Year. We're taking words to words

538
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:54,839
Speaker 1: Dexter and lokes. No, no, no, not no kind of uh.

539
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 1: This movie is about Travis Block, a shadowy government agent

540
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: who specialized in removing operatives who's covered hers have been blown,

541
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 1: uncovers a deadly conspiracy within his own ranks. That reach

542
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:07,200
Speaker 1: has nothing to do with black bite. Okay, they just

543
00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,480
Speaker 1: thought that was like a cool name for a movie. Yeah.

544
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 1: There was a movie starring Mark Wahlberg and Kevin Hart

545
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 1: this year. You knew that. Um, I didn't watch it,

546
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 1: but Zach watching it and I just sort of like

547
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: would walk intow the room. What was it about? It

548
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 1: was about like, like, oh ship, what's his name? Kevin

549
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 1: Hart and Mark Wahlberg were like old friends and then like,

550
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,960
Speaker 1: I guess Mark Wahlberg got like famous for something I forget.

551
00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: But Mark Wahlberg is like that crazy friend who always

552
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: gets you in trouble, and like what's his name? Kevin

553
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,800
Speaker 1: Hart is like a family man. Now, I don't you

554
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: got a problem, bro? And well it's just be like

555
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: he'd be like, you need to come hang out with

556
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 1: me because you've been so I don't know, caught up,

557
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:51,839
Speaker 1: you know, being a father or whatever. And then it's

558
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: like insanity and soothe. You know, they're like the two

559
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: biggest box office draw Well they put it on Netflix together,

560
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:03,320
Speaker 1: and then well, yeah, that's just wild. It like that

561
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: movie I remember seeing like an ad for it somewhere

562
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 1: that but I didn't know Mark Waubert was in it,

563
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: and it basically doesn't exist. This Nami paragins actually in

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Speaker 1: its Yeah, it's pretty cool. That is man completely the radar.

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00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: It got lost in like the Netflix scroll shuffle of

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Speaker 1: it all. And also when I look at this like

567
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: poster of it too, it just looks like something on Netflix.

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Speaker 1: You just kind of be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure

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Speaker 1: that's on Netflix. Yeah, more on that later, you know

570
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like this isn't necessarily like this movie

571
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 1: has got it all folks. You're kind of like, I

572
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: don't know, visually, it doesn't anywhere. They appear to be

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Speaker 1: smuggling a giant tortoise somewhere. Yeah, it's that thing where

574
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 1: you're like me and my friend, Oh man, he's real crazy.

575
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: He got me into something. Also, the poster is bright

576
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Speaker 1: yellow like the background, which is also the case with

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Speaker 1: Central Intelligence. I feel like there's some them with Kevin

578
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: Hart movies and then making the background yellow there they

579
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 1: like create these weird rules for different actors and movie posters.

580
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 1: It's like almost like a superstition. Um, do you guys

581
00:37:11,760 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 1: know who Sean Payton is? Because like the former New

582
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Speaker 1: Orleans Saints football coach. So he at one point got

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Speaker 1: suspended from the NFL because he was paying his players.

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Speaker 1: He was involved in a what they called a bounty

585
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Speaker 1: hunting scandal for he was paying his players like hurt

586
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Speaker 1: other players, and he got suspended for a year. And

587
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 1: they made a movie about him being suspended for a

588
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Speaker 1: year and coaching his sixth grade son's youth football team

589
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: where he's the hero. Yeah, and he's played by Kevin James. Yes,

590
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 1: I vaguely remember the movie Hometown Home Team, Home Team. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I watched that because I met the family who made

592
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: it in Rhode Island. It's made by like a family

593
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: of boys who've got like twelve kids in the family, right,

594
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:06,600
Speaker 1: and so they started this production company h y children.

595
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,320
Speaker 1: Well because they were like so many of them that

596
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 1: like they were all like really creative and always making

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Speaker 1: videos and stuff. They live in little Compton, Rhode Island.

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Speaker 1: This is how I met them. And so the reason

599
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,880
Speaker 1: they got into this is because they started making like

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Speaker 1: little like Twitch videos, not Twitch what am I saying?

601
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: TikTok video, God, I'm losing it, TikTok videos for Kevin James,

602
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: like in the pandemic. So he would like hire these

603
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,840
Speaker 1: like young like filmmakers to make these like YouTube TikTok

604
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: videos for him. And so basically like through that, he

605
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,439
Speaker 1: like moved Rhode Island during the pandemic and like would

606
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: make these videos with them, and through that they were

607
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:47,960
Speaker 1: able to basically get into like Happy Madison and are

608
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,759
Speaker 1: now like big time directors for Happy Madison for them.

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00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: The well, so there's a production company. So there's two

610
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 1: of the oldest brothers are the directors, but then every

611
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: single other brother has like a role, Like there's an

612
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: editor there, like you know, like one of the one

613
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,080
Speaker 1: of them was like an extra or like played a

614
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: role in it. Like it was like they all have

615
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 1: like they all played their part. I went to their

616
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: production studio. It's really cool. They have like this thing,

617
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 1: this giant warehouse that they turned into like a studio

618
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Speaker 1: like office. There's a bar in the basement. They have

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Speaker 1: a sister who's like a really cool artist who has

620
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Speaker 1: her studio off. Dude, it's a business. They have it all.

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Speaker 1: There's the homies. Now, I'm down with them. So I

622
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 1: watched the movie and wasn't my favorite movie, not necessarily

623
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Speaker 1: I didn't really understand what was going on, but I

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Speaker 1: was supportive. Okay. The number one worst reviewed movie of

625
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 1: the year was the first sequel to three D and

626
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Speaker 1: sixty five Days that like went viral to the horned

627
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: up during the pandemic. Two sequels dropped this year, which

628
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 1: it seems like that would be pretty hard. Like I

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Speaker 1: I get critics and like this stinks, but also audience

630
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Speaker 1: gave it one point six out of ten, Like I

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Speaker 1: feel like audience expectations going into that have to have

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Speaker 1: Three sixty five days of the franchise, it didn't didn't

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Speaker 1: In Poland? It was like three sixty five the original movie,

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Speaker 1: It is like, all right, well, those those are the

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Speaker 1: We've landed the plane, folks. Another one, yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: were ready for takeoff in a few more days. But

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Speaker 1: thanks for listening, and uh, we'll be back soon. Sound

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Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe you don't worry about it. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna row bickest trend of all is my love for

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Speaker 1: you guys. So this is uh yeah, this is the

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Speaker 1: last one of this week. We're going to take off

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Speaker 1: prediction based episodes on the third and the fourth. Nothing

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