Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, friend, friend, what's going on?
Speaker 1: What are we?
Speaker 3: Are we on day fifty two?
Speaker 1: I don't know how people are keeping track.
Speaker 2: You know, we're not keeping track of the dates. Well,
Speaker 2: what's a day? What's time? What's a month?
Speaker 1: What is We don't know?
Speaker 3: It's it's erased.
Speaker 1: Time doesn't matter time.
Speaker 2: Time after time, time after time.
Speaker 1: There's a dyler. That's why I start like, that's what
Speaker 1: it is. So I saw Sidney yesterday in real life.
Speaker 1: She came to do a Patreon episode.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're gonna paper.
Speaker 1: People are requesting pictures of these wigs that I was, okay,
Speaker 1: you have to. Somebody was like, I need to see
Speaker 1: the Black Boyfriend mix baby week. I know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about, but just know that I got sent some
Speaker 1: stuff and.
Speaker 2: Yo, and then you took a picture in my phone
Speaker 2: that I didn't even know and it made me cry.
Speaker 1: God wait, let me see the picture.
Speaker 2: Okay, so the people can't see, which is rude. So
Speaker 2: Sydney came over yesterday to do this episode and I
Speaker 2: stepped out.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, shoot a video of you
Speaker 1: on your bike and she was like, are you gonna
Speaker 1: get locked out? And I was like no, who is
Speaker 1: this guy? This looks like a villain you Okay, a
Speaker 1: villain is because she has.
Speaker 2: A hat on on top of it.
Speaker 1: It's like v ven, Yes, that's what you look like
Speaker 1: the wigg is anyway, So I got like out of
Speaker 1: my apartment because somebody came back into the building I
Speaker 1: guess when I was outside and locked me. No, and
Speaker 1: then you and I had no phone on me.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I mean, at least it was nice yesterday, but I
Speaker 1: wish I was like, oh man, but like not worried
Speaker 1: about it because I'm like everybody's yeah, everybody's. So I'm
Speaker 1: ringing the buzzer for the first floor and they never
Speaker 1: came to the door.
Speaker 3: Of Shady Boots, so I got to hit.
Speaker 1: The buzzer for the third floor. She was upset. She
Speaker 1: came down and she was tight. She almost did what
Speaker 1: she say. She just was like because when you hear
Speaker 1: the buzzer ringing, you think it's you got a package.
Speaker 1: So I'm standing there and looking like the mask of
Speaker 1: Zoro in that way with the hat, and she was like,
Speaker 1: she like stopped, and I was like, I got locked out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you could thank you and thank you.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about that people just being real
Speaker 2: hesitanting about letting people into their building. Well, I mean
Speaker 2: I could I get it, Like if somebody looks dat
Speaker 2: like suspicious, but what is this They look like they
Speaker 2: don't live there. If you look like you don't live there,
Speaker 2: to me, I'm not living What does someone living there
Speaker 2: look like? Because honestly, you yesterday didn't look like you
Speaker 2: had any home.
Speaker 1: To live in.
Speaker 2: We're gonna post the photo that that you with this episode.
Speaker 2: People know you look like you're selling really bad knives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my building only has four apartments there, so
Speaker 1: I know you like recognize the people that you live with.
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm saying. If somebody that I don't
Speaker 1: know is asking me to let them in, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be like, you don't live here.
Speaker 2: But that's you, you know, that's you making sure that
Speaker 2: you see the people that live in your building. But
Speaker 2: there's tons of people who just walk out, they don't
Speaker 2: try to get to know nobody, and then be surprised
Speaker 2: when they're shady to somebody who actually lives in the building.
Speaker 2: They're like, you don't live here, and it's like, actually,
Speaker 2: I've been here for two years right.
Speaker 1: Well, when I lived in a bigger building, I only
Speaker 1: knew like two of my neighbors. That's true.
Speaker 2: You can't remember everybody's face if your building is big,
Speaker 2: But if your building is smaller.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh that's two f I mean.
Speaker 3: I think I don't know anybody's building.
Speaker 2: Should do a better job of like having like one
Speaker 2: community meeting a month or something like a party so
Speaker 2: that you can just community Sydney.
Speaker 1: Everybody doesn't live where you live, y'all. Every day is
Speaker 1: a community building. All the neighbors know each other. Is
Speaker 1: like where everybody's birthmark is birthstone.
Speaker 2: I mean, especially during this time during quarantine, it's like
Speaker 2: you should be getting to know the people that's in
Speaker 2: your building. You should see them. You should do neighborhood
Speaker 2: watch or something like look outside your window, see who's
Speaker 2: coming in and out of the building.
Speaker 1: Like you have the time. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: everybody who lives in the apartment below me. I know
Speaker 1: that one is a drunk white girl that refused to
Speaker 1: pay her taxing.
Speaker 2: Tell that story, right, But I don't know what she like.
Speaker 1: If we passed each other on the street, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: know what she looks like. It was late at night,
Speaker 1: but also like you know, they'd be looking like. That's
Speaker 1: what we're gonna say on the restord shout out to
Speaker 1: all the Beige listeners listening all over the world, we
Speaker 1: appreciate you for being a.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I mean I finally saw my upstairs neighbor.
Speaker 2: And there's literally just four tenants in this building. I
Speaker 2: finally saw her. I have not seen her.
Speaker 1: Wait, you have two it's two apartments.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's Carolina, and then the woman that lives apartment.
Speaker 2: There's a woman that lives in her son and I
Speaker 2: think somebody else lives there, and then you know it's
Speaker 2: Sharyah who lives on my floor. But yeah, I finally
Speaker 2: saw her. And I've been here since when November October.
Speaker 2: I had never seen this woman. And I was like, ah, hi,
Speaker 2: I'm your I'm the gay woman downstairs.
Speaker 1: You saw her getting in her apartment or coming.
Speaker 2: She was going in her apartment with her mask, She
Speaker 2: had her laundry and stuff. She wasn't really that friendly,
Speaker 2: but I was like hi, and she was like and
Speaker 2: she was.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when people are too friendly, it makes sure you
Speaker 1: want to not be friendly.
Speaker 2: Why you should be come on now, something it's something
Speaker 2: about like something like you know how like if somebody's
Speaker 2: like a morning person and you're the opposite of that
Speaker 2: when they mourning neighbor, Like, it's something about somebody being
Speaker 2: very happy that sometimes makes us very angry. But you
Speaker 2: got to grow up, Okay, You got to understand that there's.
Speaker 1: There's people who you gotta grow up.
Speaker 2: There's people who have different personalities and personalities in you
Speaker 2: and you have to just adjust.
Speaker 1: Hey, no, I'm applying apply that to yourself. That's no logic.
Speaker 1: You gotta who have different personalities than.
Speaker 2: You'm radiating positivity and light, and your bitch ass is
Speaker 2: over there like grumpy cap with a bad weg. You're
Speaker 2: radiating cocaine energy and have been up all night.
Speaker 1: That's what you radiated. I'm trying to get in.
Speaker 2: I got my mask on and I'm holding my dirty
Speaker 2: at my freshly steamed draws.
Speaker 1: And you're like, hey, what's going No hi? And then
Speaker 1: I'm going inside.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, maybe she was ropping the place.
Speaker 2: You don't even know who she is. You don't even
Speaker 2: know if that is the person who lives in that apartment. Yo,
Speaker 2: I do know that, you know, since I'm here all
Speaker 2: the time, I been hearing the people upstairs. I guess no,
Speaker 2: well be cause it's.
Speaker 3: It's the woman and her son.
Speaker 2: But I have heard somebody having sex up there, like
Speaker 2: I've heard something before.
Speaker 1: Oh, how was it? Let's sat it don't sound good.
Speaker 3: Well, how do you know if this sex is good
Speaker 3: or not?
Speaker 2: You can tell by the rhythm of how the thing
Speaker 2: is banging, like if if it's if there's like a
Speaker 2: constant beat like if it if it's on beat, then
Speaker 2: it's good. If it's not on beat, and it's like
Speaker 2: it's not on it's not an eight count, but.
Speaker 1: It's like a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's on ones and threes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on the one in three not the two ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, heard you?
Speaker 1: So you have heard your neighbors have sex before?
Speaker 2: Well, I wonder if he brought somebody in there, or
Speaker 2: maybe they were moving stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but oh yes.
Speaker 2: But whenever I get nosy, because you know I do,
Speaker 2: I just want to be like, so, how did it start?
Speaker 2: The sense to set the scene for us, like how
Speaker 2: did the sex start?
Speaker 3: Were they talking before?
Speaker 1: Did you want to talk to your neighbors about how
Speaker 1: the scene?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to get involved. You know,
Speaker 2: it's like, make a little porno for me, an audio porno, Sydney.
Speaker 1: You need to go outside because the other thing you're
Speaker 1: talking right now sounds insane. I need you to take
Speaker 1: a lap, put a mask on. Take well.
Speaker 2: For the listeners who don't have Patreon, I you know
Speaker 2: I have my bike. My bike is back in business, babies.
Speaker 1: The back is bike.
Speaker 2: Bike is back.
Speaker 4: Bike is back bikes back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know I I Am going to make
Speaker 2: sure that I stay more active because it kind of
Speaker 2: was disgusting that I hadn't gone to the gym. Not
Speaker 2: not one time this year. Have not worked out, not
Speaker 2: one time this year.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean the last time most of us went
Speaker 1: to the gym was the very beginning of March or
Speaker 1: the last week of February. So no, you only you
Speaker 1: only had like a month and a half to go,
Speaker 1: two months to go to the gym.
Speaker 2: But like you still work out, Marie, tell people about
Speaker 2: your your little workouts you got. You got your sister
Speaker 2: helping you on the side to talk to the people
Speaker 2: about what you do. No, my sister did want to
Speaker 2: work out with me because I got some booty bands
Speaker 2: from but.
Speaker 1: We did that one time, and I.
Speaker 2: Have not worked out since in like the last week,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I go on like a run like
Speaker 2: once a week. That's how I've been working. And then
Speaker 2: I'll come home.
Speaker 1: And try to do some situps so that I can
Speaker 1: still kind of have like adlines. If I suck it.
Speaker 2: In the your body is disgusting, it should be like
Speaker 2: motivational for me. But then you just see me and
Speaker 2: you're like, what does she really need it?
Speaker 1: You know there's people who because your body is fine,
Speaker 1: that's why, like if you were like really sprawny, I
Speaker 1: was saying, if you what you're saying, mack, as I
Speaker 1: said it, I was like, wow, she kind of is.
Speaker 1: If you were really scrawny, or you were like really
Speaker 1: really big and like out of shape, then I don't know,
Speaker 1: maybe you would feel like you needed some motivation. But
Speaker 1: because you're still slim, you slim thick, and like everything
Speaker 1: is where it's supposed to be sitting, like of course
Speaker 1: you're not pressed to work out. You're fine. Do you
Speaker 1: find my body attractive? It's not my time? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's chat, like what the fuck is your type?
Speaker 1: A female body?
Speaker 3: A ladybody? I hate the word female.
Speaker 2: Well I hate when people call people females, but a
Speaker 2: female body like a that's how you say that sentence. No,
Speaker 2: I would say a woman a woman's body. Well, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't call a woman a female, but I'm saying, okay,
Speaker 2: the female form.
Speaker 1: I'm a woman, the male girl. By bye. Anyway, you
Speaker 1: don't need inspiration, friend, You're fine.
Speaker 2: No, but what you want me to gain weight? You
Speaker 2: want me a little bit bigger than me, Sidney, I
Speaker 2: don't need I don't want you to do anything. Do
Speaker 2: what you need to do for your type, though. I
Speaker 2: just want to know, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to women. What do I want with
Speaker 1: your ideal female body? Friend?
Speaker 2: Go ahead and describe it for me, and then it'll
Speaker 2: help me figure out what mine is. Janelle mona genomans body.
Speaker 2: I wish she was taller, but you know, look at you.
Speaker 3: She's got.
Speaker 2: It's got really a really nice bosom. I'm into that.
Speaker 4: You like big boobs, uh, I like I like something
Speaker 4: you said it before, but I like boobs, but it's
Speaker 4: not like necessary, you know, because I you know, my ex.
Speaker 3: Didn't have a lot, but you know, Toad's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want it enough that I could put something
Speaker 2: in my mouth, you know, but I do like you
Speaker 2: need a little like squeezing them a lot. But you
Speaker 2: know you said you like squeezing them a lot, so
Speaker 2: the size does matter because you started up top stated.
Speaker 1: Didn't it doesn't. Then you were like, it doesn't put
Speaker 1: it in my mouth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like squeeze, but you know what, you could
Speaker 2: put a chocolate chip in your mouth too.
Speaker 1: So as long as you have but that's not what.
Speaker 1: As long as you have, you can't squeeze the trunk.
Speaker 2: If you listen, if you only have one nipple out there,
Speaker 2: I'm still here for it.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't need to be community listening.
Speaker 2: Yo. When I was in freaking middle school, this chick
Speaker 2: only had one nipple.
Speaker 1: How do you know she was? I mean, she showed
Speaker 1: all of us, she showed she doesn't like it was just.
Speaker 2: It's just like I think, like inverted, Like it was
Speaker 2: all the way inside and one boob like had like
Speaker 2: some weight on it, and the other one was really flat.
Speaker 3: And you know we were obviously we had.
Speaker 2: Questions, but we didn't ask because we were just like, well,
Speaker 2: if she wants to come out and tell us what happened.
Speaker 2: She came in middle, this diplomatic nobody was like nobody.
Speaker 2: Everybody was pretty pretty nice. But yo, she was bagging
Speaker 2: all the dudes.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, all do that? I mean she.
Speaker 2: She had a she had I guess a decent enough
Speaker 2: face that they were like, who cares?
Speaker 1: Kitties don't matter, they don't. I mean, there's more to life.
Speaker 1: I mean some people got personality, some people got ass,
Speaker 1: some people got you know, nice ankles, some people got
Speaker 1: like a solid.
Speaker 2: Calf muscle, I like a nice leg. Some people have
Speaker 2: like a really good face, and you know they're only
Speaker 2: missing one tooth. So me, you just you just described me, Marie.
Speaker 2: Is that your type?
Speaker 1: No, it's still not my type.
Speaker 2: Well it's well, the thing is is that somebody was
Speaker 2: saying Sidney or somebody was telling Sidney, you're so vain,
Speaker 2: like all you care about is your looks? Like what else?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 2: What else? And it's like, Okay, first of all, we
Speaker 2: already know that I have an outstanding personality. We know
Speaker 2: that I'm funny, we know that I am likable. I
Speaker 2: and I'm smart, and I'm outgoing, and I have.
Speaker 1: Other things to offer.
Speaker 2: Don't shame me for caring about how I look. I
Speaker 2: put real time into it. It is an investment for me.
Speaker 1: Yes, but you're not investing money to make yourself pretty.
Speaker 1: You are, Yes, that's what that is.
Speaker 2: You're investing stuff to like add to that. And I
Speaker 2: think that's what people think is vame God or if
Speaker 2: I can't, you can't get mad at me that God
Speaker 2: provided the finances for me to finance some titties. That's
Speaker 2: not my fault.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's else your titties. Friend. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: say that on the record.
Speaker 2: Set, because it's just like I spent so much money.
Speaker 2: Not one person is like, damn, I wish I had
Speaker 2: those titties.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know that's I don't think
Speaker 1: that's what it is. I think it's it's your it's.
Speaker 2: Your physical appearance, like your faith. And maybe you're like
Speaker 2: you're like fashion aesthetic because I feel like you have
Speaker 2: like a really good dial So maybe people are like,
Speaker 2: look at her wear out a corrupt.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? People could be envious of that.
Speaker 2: And then when you come to and then you come
Speaker 2: to my apartment, it's like, oh, but you don't you
Speaker 2: don't have style because what is this?
Speaker 1: No, you come to City apartment and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: everything is synthetic.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck you, Like it just doesn't feel like Ikea,
Speaker 2: Like it's not an Ikea aesthetic.
Speaker 1: And it's like, is this particle basis? Wait?
Speaker 3: Is this rent a center?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What is going on?
Speaker 1: No? I was talking about your clothes beings, but you're
Speaker 1: talking about it in front of your You know, you'd
Speaker 1: be one of like blends and stuff. You'd be like
Speaker 1: ali ester and cotton or whatever. I'm not red, you know. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't realize that. I really didn't realize
Speaker 1: that most of the clothes that we wore didn't have
Speaker 1: cotton in them. It'd be a lot of like red stuff,
Speaker 1: a lot of American apparel over here.
Speaker 2: Well, I I am against spending too much money on clothes.
Speaker 2: I am against that. I think that's silly.
Speaker 1: Like I think, well, I refuse to pay full retail
Speaker 1: price for my Yeah, I think that's ridiculous. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get it on sale. I'm gonna get it.
Speaker 2: Fifty, especially during this time, because you're like buying clothes
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, for what, Marie, But I see
Speaker 2: what you're doing since I'm not only my buying clothes
Speaker 2: I bought two bathing suits last week.
Speaker 1: Ask me where I'm going. I didn't even go to
Speaker 1: the beach last year, but I was like, I need
Speaker 1: two swim suits for COVID. I don't know what's because
Speaker 1: you never know. I can't stop spending money. I know,
Speaker 1: but I can't.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm still having issues with my unemployment. Still
Speaker 2: haven't gotten that. And you know, by the time I
Speaker 2: actually get it, COVID will be over. But they said
Speaker 2: they will give me all this back pay, So that's
Speaker 2: all that matters.
Speaker 1: So what's happening with your unemployment? You calling you, texting you?
Speaker 1: How what where are you at in the process. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you.
Speaker 2: I woke up yesterday and today at seven am to
Speaker 2: call unemployment. M dim niggas is not picking up. I
Speaker 2: don't even know how anybody got in contact with anyone.
Speaker 2: How I called. I've called twice. No, no, no, I've been.
Speaker 2: But I understand why you need to be on Why
Speaker 2: do you have to talk to this because I didn't
Speaker 2: have to because they said online it says that you're
Speaker 2: partially your application is partially in there.
Speaker 3: You have to follow up with somebody to get the rest.
Speaker 1: Oh that just sounds like they don't want to pay
Speaker 1: your friend. You think, yeah, if they're seeing your thing
Speaker 1: is partial, Like everything that is on the website is
Speaker 1: what you filled out.
Speaker 2: Yep, I filled it out right, I mean, but I
Speaker 2: when do they is based on your taxes though, right
Speaker 2: the last time you filed No, because you can get
Speaker 2: unemployment if you didn't file your taxes.
Speaker 1: That I think is why you're having a hard time.
Speaker 2: Friend, you didn't follow your taxes because it's I thought
Speaker 2: it was based on your last the last time you
Speaker 2: filed your taxes.
Speaker 1: No, that's the money is.
Speaker 2: No, your unemployment, the amount that you receive is based
Speaker 2: on what you used to get paid at your last job.
Speaker 2: If you didn't follow your taxes, they don't know what
Speaker 2: you made at your last job.
Speaker 1: It is based on your tax.
Speaker 2: So I think that's why you're having a hard time
Speaker 2: because you ain't been doing your tax It's true.
Speaker 1: And they're like, well, we need to figure out what
Speaker 1: she made last because we have she hasn't worked since
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety eight according to our records.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, because stimulus, everybodys getting the same amount
Speaker 2: of money, So can I get stimulus even if I
Speaker 2: didn't do my taxes.
Speaker 1: Well I don't know. Oh no, but that's also based
Speaker 1: on your taxes though. I mean, you have to make
Speaker 1: under a certain amount of money to get the same.
Speaker 1: If you make too much money, then you're not gonna.
Speaker 2: Get how much money is that's also I think you
Speaker 2: have to make under one hundred thousand dollars or okay.
Speaker 1: But that again is based on the last taxes that
Speaker 1: you fought.
Speaker 2: All right, So I guess when I get off this podcast,
Speaker 2: I'm going to call someone about some taxes and see
Speaker 2: if we can sit.
Speaker 1: And I feel like you've been saying that for a
Speaker 1: while to me.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I have And this is this is
Speaker 2: what this episode.
Speaker 1: Is about repeating ourselves.
Speaker 3: It's not it's about moving forward.
Speaker 2: We no longer can be in the past, my friend,
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yesterday, yesterday is gone. You know. Back in
Speaker 2: the day I was, I was dry and barely drinking water.
Speaker 2: And now and now.
Speaker 1: You're moisturized and barely drinking No.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm now I'm swimming and Pussy and Caprice's sons. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's Pussy and Caprice Son. That's the name of the
Speaker 2: episode right there, Swimming and Pussy and sense there it
Speaker 2: goes write that down.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: That's merch.
Speaker 2: Are you guys still buying merch? It would be nice
Speaker 2: to know what's going on with that we need.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think people are trying to be smart
Speaker 1: with how they spend their money as well.
Speaker 3: I mean are they because I keep seeing ads for everything.
Speaker 1: Well, that's because you google and everything that you need.
Speaker 2: To buy it, right, I feel like ads are directed
Speaker 2: to you based on what you looked.
Speaker 1: At last Yes, yeah, I was thinking.
Speaker 2: Is that what cookies do when you go on a
Speaker 2: website and this is it stores cookies? Is that what
Speaker 2: cookies are.
Speaker 1: On your computer?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: I'm not for sure. I wouldn't know. I'm not tech savvy.
Speaker 2: Not I'm not into this this world. And that's another thing.
Speaker 2: I want to get back into handwriting. I want to
Speaker 2: write things on paper.
Speaker 1: City. I have seen your head.
Speaker 2: My pinionship is so doodles and it's because I don't
Speaker 2: write enough.
Speaker 3: And that's what I want to get into as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean sometimes because I'll try to do like
Speaker 2: morning pages when when I feel like it, which is
Speaker 2: when you wake up in the morning and the first
Speaker 2: thing you do is you write a.
Speaker 1: Page of something. Let me say free freaking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm like my handwriting is I mean, I
Speaker 2: was gonna say sometimes I, oh, well that's.
Speaker 1: Kind of sometimes.
Speaker 2: I sometimes I don't write for so long with a
Speaker 2: pencil or a pen that when I hold one finally
Speaker 2: in my hand, it hurts.
Speaker 1: Right, you just be like it just sits.
Speaker 3: You might have tender nights.
Speaker 1: I just how do you hold a pencil up? Pen sitty?
Speaker 2: I know from people who oh, those are the people
Speaker 2: that suck tick, the best people who have the girls
Speaker 2: in high school. They used to slob and they're not
Speaker 2: on and do your jam. So you're trying to fix
Speaker 2: your handwriting. What you you journaling? You know, you got
Speaker 2: a diary like Doug. You know, I think I need
Speaker 2: to get back into writing my emotions down because because
Speaker 2: when I type it in my phone on the notes,
Speaker 2: it just feels like work, you know, And.
Speaker 1: Because it's like cold, yeah, there's like it's not it's
Speaker 1: not as like like a.
Speaker 2: Person exactly exactly. I want to feel like dear diary,
Speaker 2: you know, to myself.
Speaker 1: So get you a little composition book and do it.
Speaker 1: You just have to start doing it.
Speaker 2: I should have done that more during this quarantine. I
Speaker 2: can't believe that. Two months went by and I was like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck?
Speaker 1: I haven't written anything.
Speaker 2: What are we going through? You know?
Speaker 1: So California said that they might extend it for three
Speaker 1: more months.
Speaker 3: No, I did not talk about it, Marie. You are now.
Speaker 2: Three more three more months was trending on Twitter yesterday
Speaker 2: and I was like, what is that about?
Speaker 1: Wow? And I was like, is that New York? And
Speaker 1: is California? So I don't know. I can't do three
Speaker 1: more months of this. I don't want to. It's already
Speaker 1: been too man.
Speaker 2: Not only that, not only that, we can't do three months.
Speaker 2: I can't do three months. And it's just mentally, we
Speaker 2: can't do three months. Mentally. I feel so scared for
Speaker 2: people who are dealing with mental illness and they're dealing
Speaker 2: with addiction, because there's just so much time in your
Speaker 2: fucking hands, especially if you're living by yourself.
Speaker 3: It's scary.
Speaker 2: They can't do this to.
Speaker 1: Us, and yet they will do it to us, They
Speaker 1: will hold on.
Speaker 2: I'm on Twitter right now and Chloe Kardashian is pregnant
Speaker 2: by Tristan Thompson again again.
Speaker 1: You see the again?
Speaker 2: Do you see the range that we fucking have on
Speaker 2: this fucking podcast. One minute, we're giving you news on news,
Speaker 2: and then we're giving you fucking unemployment, unemployment advice and
Speaker 2: just trashy guess unemployment, mental health, mental illness, sobriety, Kardashian.
Speaker 1: Titty talk, I mean.
Speaker 3: Swimming and pussy and cabri Son's.
Speaker 1: I mean we're giving you as a healthy high fructose
Speaker 1: corn syrup snack.
Speaker 3: The fact that we're not famous is insanity, you.
Speaker 2: Know, honestly, it's the fact that Michelle Obama's not like
Speaker 2: in my call history is like what, well, what if
Speaker 2: you had her number? Would you hit her up all
Speaker 2: the time? Or like, would you text her?
Speaker 1: I wouldn't hit her up all the time, but like
Speaker 1: I would text her on Mother's Day? Okay, I would
Speaker 1: message her on her birthday. What would you say on
Speaker 1: her birthday? Let's get a little little sample. Oh, I
Speaker 1: would just be like a happy birthday.
Speaker 2: Queen's Michelle Obama's number. That's what you're gonna be real basic,
Speaker 2: like every fucking body, Yes, yes I am, because you
Speaker 2: have to understand that somebody who's that famous, somebody who's
Speaker 2: that respected, is getting.
Speaker 1: A million messages on both of those days.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna sit and be like she's not dwelling
Speaker 2: on none of them like that, Like she's not going
Speaker 2: in depth into my text message to her.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Think about the people whose phone numbers you have in
Speaker 2: your phone, people who are like low key famous or
Speaker 2: people who like host television shows or whatever.
Speaker 1: You don't be texting them like that. All wow, I
Speaker 1: mean maybe you do.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: You hit people differently when you call it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: The way my communication slaps it hits, the way your
Speaker 2: communication is set up is a little bit different than mine.
Speaker 2: I mean, first of all, I wouldn't. I wouldn't hit
Speaker 2: her up on those days. I think that's silly because
Speaker 2: I've seen people who hit me up on my birthday.
Speaker 2: It's funny you scroll through everybody who writes you, and
Speaker 2: then you focus on the people who don't, Like how
Speaker 2: come I did not hear from such and such, And
Speaker 2: it's like, girl, you just got fifty or one hundred
Speaker 2: text messages that day.
Speaker 3: Why are you focusing on this one person? But yeah,
Speaker 3: I would text.
Speaker 1: I would just text.
Speaker 2: Her like on a random Wednesday, like, hey was thinking
Speaker 2: about you.
Speaker 1: You know, you're trying to you're trying to smash Michelle.
Speaker 1: He was thinking, Hey, I woke up thinking about you
Speaker 1: this morning. Well, that doesn't happen you don't.
Speaker 2: You don't just wake up and think of it like
Speaker 2: a friend randomly that never happened to you.
Speaker 1: It's randomly.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I feel like your message of being friendsic with
Speaker 2: Joe Obama is probably better than mine.
Speaker 1: Friend. Sure, Hey, I just was thinking about you. I'm
Speaker 1: just Scott. Hey, I woke up. I was just thinking
Speaker 1: about you the other day. Let's tag walk a random book.
Speaker 2: Okay, So if you and I were Jill Scott and
Speaker 2: Erica Badou, who would be who?
Speaker 1: Who would be Jillian? Who would be Erica?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that you're absolutely Erica and I'm Jill.
Speaker 1: Why am I absolutely America?
Speaker 2: Because you're so cool. You're so cool, You're you're out
Speaker 2: of this world. You're like spacey, you have like your
Speaker 2: own saints, you know, And Jill is just like next
Speaker 2: door neighbor, Like.
Speaker 1: Hi to you. Nobody's next door neighbor. You are nobody's
Speaker 1: WB eleven girl.
Speaker 3: You are you serious?
Speaker 1: You are the mean in the movie. You're the black
Speaker 1: cheerleader best friend. That's mean. To everybody.
Speaker 2: Are you fucking kidding you right? I think you need
Speaker 2: you owe me an apology. I'm actually the nicest person
Speaker 2: that you know. When you met me, I opened my
Speaker 2: arms wide, I put my titty literally into your heart
Speaker 2: and was like, phrase forever, I've never been mean to you.
Speaker 2: And when I've been mean to someone else, it was
Speaker 2: warn't funny.
Speaker 1: When you're meaning somebody else, it's funny. No, And now Sidney,
Speaker 1: you are Gabrielle Union and bringing.
Speaker 2: Up oh, I totally disagree, and I want to weigh
Speaker 2: in on the people who are who are listening.
Speaker 3: I need to know. I need you guys to d
Speaker 3: m us. I need you to repost.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, is Sydney. Is Sydney the girl next door,
Speaker 1: the girl that like you in the movie, the girl
Speaker 1: that's your best friend, a little bit of an outsider?
Speaker 1: Or is Sydney the mean black cheerleader Gabrielle Union the.
Speaker 2: Dion Dion was not was not mean. I don't think
Speaker 2: she was mean, wasn't I think she was protective of
Speaker 2: the space of the.
Speaker 1: That's what the that's what the black girl best friend
Speaker 1: is supposed to do. She protects the circle and she's
Speaker 1: like the kind of the enforcer a little bit. That's
Speaker 1: who you are friend, you the black Regina. George.
Speaker 2: Oh that is that's the meanest thing that you've said
Speaker 2: to me. And I am hurt and it feels read.
Speaker 1: Andrew said, Sydney is nice. Shut up, Andrew, But do
Speaker 1: you also see Sidney as the cheerleader he does?
Speaker 2: Because you know what, when I talk to Alex, it's
Speaker 2: nothing but love. It's nothing. But how are you? How
Speaker 2: are you feeling, Bud?
Speaker 1: You know, I know who you really are. I know
Speaker 1: who you are, so you know, I feel like.
Speaker 3: Marie, we're just two different people on two different planets.
Speaker 1: Sydney, We're not that different, though we are.
Speaker 3: Marie.
Speaker 2: First of all, you don't show emotion at all. The
Speaker 2: only emotion you show is shade. That's the most important,
Speaker 2: that's the most nutritious emotion is shade.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I don't even eat food. I just I drink shape.
Speaker 2: We're six years in of friendship, and again, I think
Speaker 2: I've said this every time on the podcast. I could
Speaker 2: countermind to hands how many times you said I love you.
Speaker 2: I've cried in public in front of you, and you
Speaker 2: were like visibly disturbed and abs that that I would
Speaker 2: cry in a Starbucks in front of other people, in
Speaker 2: front of.
Speaker 1: An albean Fraca. Yeah, it's crazy. But yes, Sidney, you
Speaker 1: are more emotional than I am.
Speaker 2: But but our personality is I was gonna say they're
Speaker 2: not that different, but they are. But we as people
Speaker 2: are not that you're very confident.
Speaker 1: We enjoy the same.
Speaker 2: Sidney, you just said that you're confident. You don't think
Speaker 2: that you're a confident person. Guys, where do you get
Speaker 2: your confidence from? Is it is it about the way
Speaker 2: you look and feel or is it like inside you
Speaker 2: were you were the way.
Speaker 1: People would treat you. Is it do you get your
Speaker 1: validation from others? If that make you feel good? I
Speaker 1: mean that the likes? Is it the likes?
Speaker 2: Because you know, when something go viral on Twitter? For me,
Speaker 2: I was like you next level? You can't tell me
Speaker 2: ship that day?
Speaker 1: How much did your black and white gap ad nude
Speaker 1: get on Twitter yesterday?
Speaker 3: Let's see, hmmm, Sidney.
Speaker 1: Put her boots on Twitter.
Speaker 2: It's just it was a little it was a taste.
Speaker 2: It was, you know, because that's where we're at now.
Speaker 2: It's like either it was either you're putting high quality
Speaker 2: content up or you just you just really thotting it
Speaker 2: out for the folks, you know, and it's fine.
Speaker 1: I mean, but everything is not high quality. It's a
Speaker 1: lot of bad quality stuff out there.
Speaker 2: I think there are people now who are trying to
Speaker 2: figure out, Okay, I haven't been on stage, I don't
Speaker 2: have comedy stand up pictures to post, what is my content?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: What they're they're watching other people, Like people are watching
Speaker 2: movies and watching TV shows and like commenting on that
Speaker 2: in their stories. People are cooking, people are posting a
Speaker 2: plant content. People are doing a bunch of different things.
Speaker 1: But not all of it is hot quality. Some of
Speaker 1: it is some of it is cringey. It's like this,
Speaker 1: oh you thought that this was a funny meme, or
Speaker 1: this is a sketch that you did with your neighbor
Speaker 1: and your dad.
Speaker 3: You gotta throw things at the wildfront.
Speaker 2: It's just what it is.
Speaker 1: You gotta hunt up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to be open to failure, and that's
Speaker 2: how you get better, and that's how you find your groove.
Speaker 2: And you'd be like, but also I think that I
Speaker 2: think that like for me anyway, I felt like I
Speaker 2: was putting too much stress on what I was posting
Speaker 2: on Instagram, and Instagram was.
Speaker 1: Starting to be hard for me to do. It was
Speaker 1: like ugh, and like I would try to I would
Speaker 1: triple to think of a caption, and then I would
Speaker 1: like be like is this good? What all the posts
Speaker 1: look like?
Speaker 2: And it's like Instagram used to just be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I take a picture of this, I'll put a filter
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 1: And now I'm putting it off. But now I'm I
Speaker 1: feel like I overthink posts so much so that it's
Speaker 1: like I just want posts.
Speaker 2: Do you look at the store the whole stuff that
Speaker 2: you used to post, like back in the day, Oh
Speaker 2: my yeah.
Speaker 1: A pictures on the dub.
Speaker 2: Like there was so many times I posted when I
Speaker 2: was working at the bar, and like it was obvious
Speaker 2: I was on coke. It was like eyes fucking out there.
Speaker 1: You used a coke filter.
Speaker 2: There was no it was no filter, honey, no stylusts,
Speaker 2: no STA. Nobody told me that I looked fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: No one said, hey, that bang is very stringy and
Speaker 2: it looks like you're sweat.
Speaker 1: But at that time, everybody looked a little bit crazy.
Speaker 2: Friend, Like in twenty eighteen or twenty sixteen, we was
Speaker 2: all a little bit a little bit twenty eighteen. You
Speaker 2: mean two thousand and ten or two thousand.
Speaker 1: And Oh, I wasn't on Instagram in twenty ten.
Speaker 3: When were you on there with them?
Speaker 1: Years down, saying in twenty eighteen and twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: No, we we were on Instagram right, but twenty ten,
Speaker 2: I didn't know you friend. That was ten years ago.
Speaker 2: There was no Instagram ten years.
Speaker 1: Ago, ten two thousand, Sydney, there was Instagram ten in
Speaker 1: twenty ten. Guys, when did you? When did you Alexa?
Speaker 1: When did Instagram get created?
Speaker 2: Instagram was found in all October six, twenty ten, by.
Speaker 1: Kevin's sisterm and Mike. Look at that years old. It's
Speaker 1: nine years old. Andrew said it popped off in twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: Look at that. So Sidney, you were troubled. So you
Speaker 1: was on Instagram in twenty ten? Wow?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah. I was like, I mean, I worked
Speaker 2: in nightlife and I have so many friends and it
Speaker 2: was like necessary and now I archived a ton of
Speaker 2: photos from back in the or now I just deleted
Speaker 2: them because I was like, ooh, people don't.
Speaker 3: Need to see the old me.
Speaker 1: That's do you think anybody doesn't get embarrassed when they
Speaker 1: look at old pictures of them, like do you think
Speaker 1: anybody sees the picture of them from ten years ago?
Speaker 1: And they're like, everything that I did here is right. Still.
Speaker 3: The thing is is that you want to be in control.
Speaker 2: You want to curate your own story. So it's funny
Speaker 2: when you do a teat because you're in power, You're like, ah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna post this at my own will and make
Speaker 2: fun of it. But when somebody is just scrolling back
Speaker 2: to twenty ten, it's hertful.
Speaker 1: It feels like, what are you looking for? I know,
Speaker 1: but I also so so yes.
Speaker 2: On one hand, I feel like I'm I was taking
Speaker 2: Instagram way too serious.
Speaker 1: But on the other hand, it's not that serious.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if you get some business through Instagram,
Speaker 2: we get you know, yes.
Speaker 1: But I mean like, like it doesn't need to be
Speaker 1: the perfect like what is the perfect post? You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Like, what is the perfect perfect caption?
Speaker 1: What are all those things actually look like?
Speaker 2: If you post what you want one time, then it'll
Speaker 2: be easier to post what you want the next time.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do all this old shit.
Speaker 3: Wow, we really evolved.
Speaker 2: Goodness, gracious, I can't believe you let me out with
Speaker 2: them bangs, Man.
Speaker 1: Sydney, I met you with those banks. Don't do with
Speaker 1: those bangs? Were there long before reathe.
Speaker 3: Was you could have said something.
Speaker 2: I mean you did Eventually you were like, I really
Speaker 2: just don't think this suits you. You were like, you
Speaker 2: didn't say it to me, like you said, La, You're like,
Speaker 2: I hate a bang in some wavy hair.
Speaker 1: And I was like, wow, I've always I've always, I mean,
Speaker 1: i've said that. I said that to you in real
Speaker 1: life one. I was like, wow, she's directly. You were like,
Speaker 1: how do you what do you think of my hair?
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, because I hate bangs with
Speaker 2: a straight bang with curly hair. I've been I've been
Speaker 2: on Instagram since twenty thirteen. Okay, I've been on Instagram.
Speaker 2: Hold on me scroll because I remember joining it before
Speaker 2: before I went to LA, or when I was in LA,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Would never post. I posted a picture of me at
Speaker 1: the bus stop once. It was like my toes or
Speaker 1: something okay wow, And I used to post a lot
Speaker 1: more memes.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I've been doing I've been doing many for
Speaker 2: seven years.
Speaker 3: Because I have a photo of me doing comedy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a picture of me of honey
Speaker 1: nut cheerios. There's a picture of me eating ooreos and milk.
Speaker 3: We need the old, we need the old, Reezi back.
Speaker 1: I think that's what you should do. Okay, this okay.
Speaker 1: Remember I said I took a picture of me in
Speaker 1: La at the bus stop. It was my toes. This
Speaker 1: is the photo. And this picture is from October thirteenth,
Speaker 1: twenty twelve.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we okay, since you're trying to act like
Speaker 2: I was a trail brazerd bitch, we was in the
Speaker 2: same time.
Speaker 1: Let me see see.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, well, you know you do have nice feet.
Speaker 1: I really think you shouldn't I.
Speaker 2: Don't have nice I think no, I think you should
Speaker 2: try to see if you can get some money for
Speaker 2: your feet, right Ooh you know I like feet, and
Speaker 2: I wouldn't lie to you if I if I didn't
Speaker 2: think people would give you, you know, money for you
Speaker 2: for toe photos, I wouldn't tell you to do it.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna I'm gonna put some I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fix my I'm gonna put some nipash on after we
Speaker 1: get off this call.
Speaker 3: Okay, and I think you should.
Speaker 2: I think you should put in your stories and be like, hey, guys,
Speaker 2: what do you think are my toes worthy of getting,
Speaker 2: you know, thirty dollars a pop, one hundred dollars? Especially
Speaker 2: when you paint them?
Speaker 1: Well, I think when you paint them, that's when they
Speaker 1: look the best.
Speaker 2: Even when I paint my toes, I'm still like.
Speaker 1: You could. What about when you get you walk it
Speaker 1: fresh manicure, I mean pedicure.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's when your feet are the best
Speaker 2: after they've been like scrubbed and lotioned and soaked and
Speaker 2: they peeled calluses off and they hit it with a
Speaker 2: little petig Even after a pedicure of my toes still
Speaker 2: look like Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 1: I want this case. The actual structure of the toe
Speaker 1: is funny. But the foot, the foot be like moisturized, right,
Speaker 1: It's not like a dry breathing right right.
Speaker 2: Some people are just not toe savvy. And it's fine,
Speaker 2: it's fine to nobody sees feet like that.
Speaker 3: That's not you.
Speaker 1: You are not your feet. No, But when you're on
Speaker 1: the train and somebody got some sandals on, you look
Speaker 1: at their toes, you like look to see I always
Speaker 1: look at people's feet, not how you look at people's feet,
Speaker 1: but like I always like look to see what the
Speaker 1: toes are doing, you know, the best thing, and being said,
Speaker 1: men have ugly feet, you know what.
Speaker 2: I would do?
Speaker 1: This is what I do.
Speaker 3: I I'm sick.
Speaker 2: I'm the type of person that looks at the feet
Speaker 2: first and then try to picture who the person is,
Speaker 2: like up top.
Speaker 5: What.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a little game I play, especially when I'm like,
Speaker 2: I look at the feet and I'm like, I wonder
Speaker 2: what this person looks like, and I will try to
Speaker 2: picture like what the who they are and what they do,
Speaker 2: and then I look up to see if it matches.
Speaker 1: My sister sent me a video yesterday on Instagram. It's
Speaker 1: called it's like people try to judge other people's salary
Speaker 1: based on what they're dressed.
Speaker 2: And there's like four people that were guessing, and everybody
Speaker 2: was like, you look like you work in the service industry,
Speaker 2: so nineteen thousand dollars a year, Like it was so
Speaker 2: shame mean, Yeah, that's not nice.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be But then like, but.
Speaker 1: I would love to be a part of that. But
Speaker 1: I'm also not good at judging people's age. I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't know how. I don't. I have zero concept
Speaker 1: of what you're supposed to look like when you're a
Speaker 1: certain ad.
Speaker 2: That's true, especially since you know we still don't know
Speaker 2: Marie's age, and you know we have Marie's two on
Speaker 2: a four, but also based on how people dress, like
Speaker 2: people who have the most money dressed like they don't
Speaker 2: have any money.
Speaker 3: Really, I learned that working at the bar.
Speaker 2: I learned that like just seeing certain celebrities come in,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, they're relaxing, like unless they have an
Speaker 2: event to go to, it's not necessary for them to
Speaker 2: be in like or or like the guy who like
Speaker 2: Aby Rosen, who who owns the building for the Grammar
Speaker 2: Sea Park Hotel and UH and other properties. He would
Speaker 2: come in like black turtleneck, black jeans, black shoes, maybe
Speaker 2: a gray blazer, and were like the same time. He
Speaker 2: would wear the same thing every time he would come in,
Speaker 2: and I'll be like, like, I can't tell if that
Speaker 2: turtleneck is two thousand dollars or is from U looklub,
Speaker 2: I just have no idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if Mark Zuckerberg or who's the who's
Speaker 1: the Apple guy?
Speaker 2: Steve Jobs, Steep Jobs or Mark Zuckerberg have taught us anything, It's.
Speaker 1: You could they they love a T shirt or a
Speaker 1: turtleneck and some and some denims and like an ugly
Speaker 1: new balance.
Speaker 2: But then like people who are on like love and
Speaker 2: hip hop or on like Real Housewives of Atlanta flashy,
Speaker 2: flashy flags. She's flashy, and it's like the house.
Speaker 1: Is rented chart Oh no is empty, it's done. You
Speaker 1: don't want she buy Charie stuff that shot Joe Charie.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like I need to find
Speaker 1: the happy medium of that, and maybe be in quarantine
Speaker 1: is helping me figure out what that is.
Speaker 2: Well, girl, you you love some ath leisure, you love
Speaker 2: some lounge wear.
Speaker 3: That is so.
Speaker 2: As leisure is a way of life, honey, it is
Speaker 2: a lifestyle. It has nothing to do with going to
Speaker 2: the gym. It's just like, hey, I want to look
Speaker 2: I want to look like I'm getting up, but also
Speaker 2: I want to be able to lay down.
Speaker 1: But also like, have you worn jeans since the quarantine?
Speaker 3: I wore jeans twice.
Speaker 1: See you can count how many times? Oh you in
Speaker 1: leggings or a sweatpant?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah. And on that note, I'm like I'm just running
Speaker 2: out of things to wear in the house because I'm
Speaker 2: not really a lounge lounge kind of girl. I'm get
Speaker 2: up and go. I'm like, we're out, we're making errands,
Speaker 2: we're faking errands, we're going to meetings, We're meeting up
Speaker 2: with friends, We're grabbing drinks, we're.
Speaker 3: Eating like I'm on stage, Like.
Speaker 1: That's what my clothes are for.
Speaker 2: When I put my clothes on in the house during
Speaker 2: this que time, it's just it feels purposeless because it is.
Speaker 2: But I go on Instagram Live and I was like,
Speaker 2: let me throw this look together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're not. Yes, that is true. When you're
Speaker 1: on Instagram Live, you do always have a little luke on.
Speaker 1: But are you wearing a shoe? No, never's the foot wear.
Speaker 2: I haven't put on heels in months, and I'm afraid
Speaker 2: that my feet are gonna be shocked when it's time
Speaker 2: to put on some actual they are.
Speaker 1: It's gonna take. It's gonna take a little bit.
Speaker 2: I think my feet have become flat footed because we're
Speaker 2: not in heels. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I try to put on regular because I've been wearing sneakers.
Speaker 1: Me too, But I try to put on like a
Speaker 1: like a structured shoe the other day to walk to
Speaker 1: the supermarket or something, and my feet hurt, like shoes
Speaker 1: hurt my feet. No, just like like a shoe, like
Speaker 1: a boot, like because I've been wearing my converse. Those
Speaker 1: are not like a structured shoe. They're like socks.
Speaker 2: Speaking of going and going to the store, I am
Speaker 2: so tired. And maybe this is just my neighborhood. But
Speaker 2: the men that are trying to talk to me while
Speaker 2: I have a mask on, It's like, bruh, you have
Speaker 2: got to get a grip. I know that you have not,
Speaker 2: you know, fornicated. I don't know what's going on, but
Speaker 2: I am. I am trying to go on my married
Speaker 2: way to just get my weekly groceries. I don't have
Speaker 2: time to chat with you. I was on my bike
Speaker 2: going you know, people were stopping me at the stop
Speaker 2: at the stoplight trying to talk to me either through
Speaker 2: the car or they're on a bike, and it's like, wait,
Speaker 2: first of all, you don't have a mask on. Backup, No, no,
Speaker 2: you know, I gave my number to like two people
Speaker 2: because I just was like.
Speaker 1: You gave you You're giving your phone num to dudes
Speaker 1: on the street.
Speaker 2: Screaming out my number, just screaming it out. I was like,
Speaker 2: let me see what they talked about.
Speaker 1: Let's just wait. You're giving your phone on the street.
Speaker 1: Let's have some fun. But I'm bored. But your real phone,
Speaker 1: let's chat.
Speaker 3: This guy is just texting me music.
Speaker 1: It's not that bad. Wait you what friend? You don't
Speaker 1: even like?
Speaker 2: Man, this is why it's funny. This is my comedy.
Speaker 2: You know, I gotta I gotta create drama for myself.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not writing. I'm not writing the drama,
Speaker 2: but I'm making it.
Speaker 1: You're starting it.
Speaker 2: I'm not writing. I'm not writing the show that I
Speaker 2: want to be in. I'm actually being the show.
Speaker 1: You're living it. Yes, be the show that you want
Speaker 1: to see on TV.
Speaker 2: And I have like so much music that I would
Speaker 2: want to put in my like pilot episode. I have
Speaker 2: like songs that like sound yeah, like oh this is
Speaker 2: a song when I'm going to go meet him with
Speaker 2: my friend. This is a song when I'm in my
Speaker 2: room and I was like, oh fuck, I have epiphany
Speaker 2: fifany this is a song that's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm at rock bottom and I feel like this is
Speaker 2: my moment to either change my life or go really
Speaker 2: into a dark place. I have so many songs.
Speaker 1: It's the turning point. Yeah, this is the intro. This
Speaker 1: is the song we're driving down the street. This is
Speaker 1: the song when I'm like, you know you hooking up
Speaker 1: with that person in that Yeah? Do you have you
Speaker 1: have a song for a sex scene in your in
Speaker 1: your show? I mean yeah, I'm sure I do. I
Speaker 1: just gotta go to my sex playlist. You got a
Speaker 1: sex place this song.
Speaker 2: It's not a sex playlist so much, just songs that
Speaker 2: like I like to listen to when I'm high, Okay, And.
Speaker 1: There are also songs that I would also want to
Speaker 1: have and have had sex.
Speaker 2: Oh, three songs that you've had sex to and go
Speaker 2: hold on let me, Oh this is good. I just
Speaker 2: want them to feel good. Oh, no, romance. So you
Speaker 2: don't want anything that's just love or anything in there.
Speaker 1: No, it's not like no, not anything. It's not like that.
Speaker 1: It's just like this is on and we bang it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm sorry, I don't. I can't relate because I don't.
Speaker 1: You don't have three you have? Can you pull up
Speaker 1: three songs that you've listened to when you were No?
Speaker 2: No, because I I one haven't had sex and two
Speaker 2: had sex with men with music on.
Speaker 1: That has not happened for me. So you have not
Speaker 1: had sex with you? No, that has not happened to me. Well,
Speaker 1: we gotta put the music on in my apartment and
Speaker 1: put it really loud to drown out, you know, all
Speaker 1: the screaming that worry you'd be screamed, not not me. Oh,
Speaker 1: them screaming?
Speaker 2: Wait them, Yeah.
Speaker 1: The people who have had sex with me in this apartment,
Speaker 1: they be screaming. Mm hmm. Let's just say yes, Marie,
Speaker 1: would you be surprised if they were?
Speaker 2: But what like, what is hold on? I need to
Speaker 2: know what they scream teams are?
Speaker 1: Are they like you know, it's like dude screams. Oh,
Speaker 1: I think that's just breathing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have not had sex with a man in over
Speaker 2: seven years, so I don't even know what. Maybe wait,
Speaker 2: if I started comedy seven years ago, I definitely had the.
Speaker 1: Last Yeah, so six years, five years, two years.
Speaker 2: It's got to be the last guy I hooked up
Speaker 2: with was literally when I was in open mics, so yeah,
Speaker 2: it was probably seven seven years ago. Mm hmm. Last
Speaker 2: guy I hooked up with. And there's that O. The
Speaker 2: show's almost over, so there's no need to talk about that. Okay,
Speaker 2: did you find a song? Can you tell us a song?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, here, I like Yuna Creep hold on, Yuna Creep.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like her, Yuna Creep, hold on.
Speaker 3: Let me write that down. Everybody write it down?
Speaker 1: Yuna?
Speaker 3: Oh, I do know Yuna. And it's creep.
Speaker 1: This is a this is my high, this is off
Speaker 1: my high playlist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, creep, it's her, It's it's CLC creep.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, what else? Buss it by Dreamville and Ri Lennox.
Speaker 2: Bless it?
Speaker 3: Never is that like a well known song?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, friends, it's on my spoty okay,
Speaker 1: all right, keep it going. It's my list of songs
Speaker 1: that I've had.
Speaker 2: Okay, another song.
Speaker 3: And then abra A b r A oh yes, yep,
Speaker 3: thinking of.
Speaker 1: You or fruit because they're both right there on the
Speaker 1: playlist thinking of you.
Speaker 2: Those are three separate songs that I have had sex
Speaker 2: to in my ora. I am not.
Speaker 1: Necessarily six songs, but they are.
Speaker 2: Songs that no, wait, wait, say, how do you spell it?
Speaker 2: Abra a A b r A A b r A
Speaker 2: fruit and thinking of you? Fruit or we don't know
Speaker 2: it thinking of you fruit or thinking of you girl?
Speaker 2: What are you doing for the coum you want to see?
Speaker 1: We said, I'm just trying to help you guys have
Speaker 1: songs to well.
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to change that in twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: I I'm going to try to have music on. When
Speaker 2: I have said.
Speaker 1: Sidney, you always have music on?
Speaker 2: How do you not have I don't know, I really
Speaker 2: really don't know. I have not made a playlist or
Speaker 2: anything like that. This is crazy that Alex is hearing
Speaker 2: what's going on in my life. Not Alex.
Speaker 1: This is Andrew.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, but it's but it says from Alex Ramsey.
Speaker 2: But okay, this is Andrew. Got it you put it
Speaker 2: under So sorry, my bad.
Speaker 1: But it's not like you getting up to put music
Speaker 1: on for self. It's just playing when they get no.
Speaker 2: That's that's the thing. There is no music. That's there's
Speaker 2: no music. The music is always I haven't had sex
Speaker 2: in my apartment, so that's what it is.
Speaker 1: So sorry for your friends.
Speaker 2: So I have to change that, you know. That's Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna change my waist.
Speaker 1: I made at weed butter last night. I made weed
Speaker 1: butter last.
Speaker 2: Night and this morning I woke up and I fried
Speaker 2: an egg in the weed butter, and I.
Speaker 1: Am making chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 2: I'm making edibles and what is that up with the Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm put it on toast.
Speaker 1: So I'm starting to feel it kind of like a
Speaker 1: little bit in my body.
Speaker 2: You're like the Martha Stewart soup Doggie dog mix that
Speaker 2: we need.
Speaker 1: Right now, even though they already exist as a due
Speaker 1: they do.
Speaker 3: But I'm saying you're one as an edible, You're one.
Speaker 2: You're the both of them pushing you to get snoop dog.
Speaker 1: I'm snoop lying archist.
Speaker 2: I love snoothlyon. It's very soft. Okay, well, I uh
Speaker 2: you know, I think I got a dash soon.
Speaker 1: Where are you going for? I have a meeting in
Speaker 1: your bedroom. There's a mad day, my mad room.
Speaker 2: Mary, put on this girl, don't be.
Speaker 4: There's meeting to my room.
Speaker 1: My ma ma Mama, Mama, Ma Ma Ma, Ma, ma, ma, mama,
Speaker 1: ma ma ma mam root.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: That is one of the greatest songs that have ever.
Speaker 2: Been Okay, so that is the goal for this year,
Speaker 2: half sex. It's a meeting in my bedroom. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's going to be good sex. But my my, my, my, my, my, my,
Speaker 2: my my my my.
Speaker 3: Yo, we get to do karaoke. We gotta do that.
Speaker 1: Song, yo. And there's such the karaoke that's right here.
Speaker 1: Have you been to mos No?
Speaker 2: I've been to most, but I haven't been to their karaoke.
Speaker 2: Their karaoke was always so lit. It was like it
Speaker 2: was just lit. I mean because mainly because it was
Speaker 2: black people when we all like would sing songs.
Speaker 1: That we knew, so it was like it was like
Speaker 1: a group thing and it was free and the drinks
Speaker 1: were cheap and they had wings. But it was always
Speaker 1: good and people will come that could actually sing, or
Speaker 1: they would come in and sing their song like this
Speaker 1: chit came in and they saw and Peppa, what a
Speaker 1: man And you could tell that that was her jam
Speaker 1: because she knew all ad libs and she's like doing choreo.
Speaker 1: It was really really good. You have to be invested.
Speaker 1: We don't have to. Like everybody that went wasn't good.
Speaker 1: But people come and sing like Chris Brown or Mario,
Speaker 1: and it was all songs that like we knew when
Speaker 1: we recognized, so it was fun. And then this old
Speaker 1: couple came. Last time, I was there and he was
Speaker 1: singing like Luther and she was singing I don't know
Speaker 1: Patty LaBelle, but they both sounded like both of those.
Speaker 3: No way it was I miss it.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, he sings, he's singing a slow ass
Speaker 1: sad song. But is that Luther?
Speaker 2: But you know, I have a couple of songs that
Speaker 2: I would like to have sex with sex sex.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me what they are and I'm gonna find
Speaker 1: them on my phone.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's Andrew.
Speaker 1: Do you have songs?
Speaker 2: Can you message them to us so we can read them? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 2: I would like conclusions with a k from from no
Speaker 2: Ig and Klane. Yes, that's a good one that I
Speaker 2: got that song from you. I would like, Uh.
Speaker 3: Is it weird that I want to have sex to
Speaker 3: that TikTok song?
Speaker 2: Vibe Vibe? So what you want to do?
Speaker 1: No? I think that's on my list to It is
Speaker 1: a good song.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's called say It by eb Z the artist
Speaker 2: say it. It's a good one. Say it eb Z
Speaker 2: the artists. You will like it?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you will? You will want to have I
Speaker 1: already do what happened?
Speaker 3: You would want to have? I think you would have
Speaker 3: sex to that for sure.
Speaker 2: Adding to the plate, friend, I believe I would like
Speaker 2: Doja cat streets.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Also rules is a good song for for
Speaker 1: the sex playlist as well. Yeah, Streets. I mean it's
Speaker 1: on the high list.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I like, uh, this is this is crazy
Speaker 2: that I'm gonna put this out.
Speaker 1: Here, but uh okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Uh Nia Nia Palm, No, Naya Palm, n Ai palm.
Speaker 2: And it's called Crossfire Slash So into.
Speaker 1: You Naya pom okay. Let me know if you like
Speaker 1: that one, Crossfire So Into You adding it to the.
Speaker 2: That was a recommendation from someone that you were No,
Speaker 2: they were just they really liked that song.
Speaker 3: And so now I like that song a lot.
Speaker 1: So Andrew, do you have you don't have three songs?
Speaker 1: I mean it's fine, you don't.
Speaker 3: Oh, and I like, sir all in my head, I
Speaker 3: love that song.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Sir, I think it's good.
Speaker 2: Is just like everything he put out there, I'll be like.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, And Sir was on the episode of this week.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're about to go. But that episode, the
Speaker 1: last episode with Molly and Lisa and the whole blowout
Speaker 1: thing is the scene was annoying.
Speaker 2: It was Honestly, there is a waste of time for
Speaker 2: me because it's just like this would not happen. It's
Speaker 2: not I'm not. First of all, I'm not arguing with
Speaker 2: you during your event. You're too busy. But also you
Speaker 2: had plenty of time to talk to me before the event,
Speaker 2: and this is when you want to talk to me
Speaker 2: is now. But it was because she found out that
Speaker 2: Lisa went over her head to get the hook up
Speaker 2: with you know, what's that guy's name that was playing events,
Speaker 2: Vince Staples. And it's just like, help your friend out,
Speaker 2: help her out.
Speaker 1: Like just she asked you for help months ago and
Speaker 1: you said no. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But also if you said you're creating boundaries and you
Speaker 2: know how important this is, just sit down and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this for you. This is the one
Speaker 2: time I'm doing this in the In the past, I
Speaker 2: feel like you failed through on a lot of things
Speaker 2: and I just don't want to look bad. So I'm
Speaker 2: gonna help you this time and trust and believe. If
Speaker 2: you don't come through, that's it. Don't ask me for
Speaker 2: nothing else. And that said, that's how you set boundaries,
Speaker 2: But you just don't like let your friend dangle on
Speaker 2: an edge. If this is like, this is an event,
Speaker 2: This is not like a birthday party, this is a
Speaker 2: block part. This is she's been she's been trying to
Speaker 2: do this for a minute. She had this idea for
Speaker 2: like two years ago.
Speaker 1: Like, come on, they was on Molly at Coachella, which
Speaker 1: I think happens in September.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or no, it's April or something like that, because
Speaker 2: so Coachella happened in April or July, April, June, July,
Speaker 2: and now it's January to the actual block party, and
Speaker 2: you she just it was an oppos irritating.
Speaker 3: Molly is canceled and insecure. We want no parts of her.
Speaker 1: But Molly's been canceled since she was banging drunks.
Speaker 2: Hey hey, hey, she's not canceled because she was having
Speaker 2: sex with somebody else's husband.
Speaker 3: She was just canceled because she was annoying.
Speaker 1: Well, she's she's probably one of the dumbest characters on TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like even her.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but we like her as a person, like
Speaker 1: the actual actress Molly.
Speaker 3: Yeah Fox with her. She's great.
Speaker 2: All right, Well this was great. I had a great
Speaker 2: time chatting with you. Solo dolo with my main mojo.
Speaker 1: Please message just and tell us in the comments or
Speaker 1: in uh just d m us what your three songs
Speaker 1: are or your three favorite songs to get high to,
Speaker 1: because really, when you think about.
Speaker 3: It, it's the same thing. It's the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and as somebody who doesn't get high still feel it,
Speaker 2: still feel the vibes. So when you do that, I
Speaker 2: hate that. I have a song on repeat and I
Speaker 2: still don't know the words. It does not matter what
Speaker 2: song it.
Speaker 1: Is not necessarily listening to all of the words. The
Speaker 1: parts of the song that stick, that matter, they stick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It'd be like the bridge
Speaker 1: or that like line that they say real fast like libed.
Speaker 2: Is it fat enough? Can I back it up?
Speaker 1: You know the song? Yeah? I do with the ducks.
Speaker 2: M tell you what you want to do?
Speaker 1: Andrew, would you have sex with this?
Speaker 2: Don't want to freak it anyway? That's the duck in
Speaker 2: the back, remember when tax the duck You just don't
Speaker 2: wanna dude?
Speaker 1: Back it up? Is it fast enough? Okay?
Speaker 2: Well I need to preheat my I need to preheat
Speaker 2: my ovens and make these cookies. Okay, Well I heard
Speaker 2: you friend. It was really nice seeing you yesterday for
Speaker 2: that quick moment and time. And I will say that this, uh,
Speaker 2: this core has definitely brought us closer and I'm very
Speaker 2: blessed to have you in my life.
Speaker 1: You said that on the Patreon I did.
Speaker 2: Well. You know, the people deserve to hear this is well.
Speaker 2: They don't have to pay to hear me spill my
Speaker 2: guts to you.
Speaker 1: No, they definitely don't. That's free for emotions are free.
Speaker 2: But you know what's not free? This poos Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: make sure you like, rate, comment, review, subscribe all that
Speaker 2: good stuff, because I know we've kind of fell off
Speaker 2: with like our promoting and stuff, and uh.
Speaker 1: We're tired. The whole thing is exhausting. But mm hmmm. Anyways,
Speaker 1: stay strong, friends, see you, very, very very.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get out of this soon. And when we do,
Speaker 2: I'm kissing everybody on the mouth, and then.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be right back in, right back and actually
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Speaker 3: I will die for my listeners, Do you hear me?
Speaker 1: Die? My friend? My guys, thank you forever.
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