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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. Oh alchemy based on the

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Speaker 1: most Kevin Pollock. Yes that's Kevin Pollard. Sure, no problem,

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Speaker 1: the answer to the quiz of seven and the at symbol,

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Speaker 1: the elephant, stampy and peaks. But I let's meet our alchemists,

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Speaker 1: shall we? No particular order? Say hello to Chris Alorada.

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Speaker 1: Hey it's me Chrissie. What's the actual HAPs the craps?

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Speaker 1: Yeahs on the craps. There it is. Look behind and

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Speaker 1: see Dr James Heeney car Asada, Jim, give one good

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Speaker 1: reason to stop loving you. Um, I'm taking the sweetest

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Speaker 1: reason really was in a sincere cock block. Oh look

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Speaker 1: it's v us A Raglan. What's your pick for best

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Speaker 1: picture at the upcoming oscar Um, I'm assuming you've seen none?

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Speaker 1: Um ah oh one of those foreign documentary because that's

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Speaker 1: that was the best. What's well played? Joey Grier? How

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Speaker 1: are you, buddy? I'm doing good? Yeah, okay, are doing great? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Freaking yeah. It's Caroline Connor. Caroline, do you not want

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Speaker 1: me to do that thing for you with the guy

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Speaker 1: in the trunk? I need you to do it. He

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Speaker 1: said you would do it two weeks ago. Now it stinks, okay,

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Speaker 1: just making sure you still need that. And last, but

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Speaker 1: have poop scoop pop in your shoot. If you think

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Speaker 1: of leash, it's Craig Kikowski, Kako. Can you still see

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Speaker 1: stuff the rest of us can't? I can see in

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Speaker 1: four dimensions. I can see the past, I can see

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Speaker 1: the future. I can see this is gonna be a

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Speaker 1: great episode, but not all of us will make it.

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Speaker 1: That's got your back, watch your back. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: do the damn show. Uh. If you'd like to become

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Speaker 1: alchemy this. Although it's all of our scene suggestions are

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Speaker 1: gathered from our listener emails. If you'd like to submit yours,

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Speaker 1: sending them and thank you. Our first scene goes out

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Speaker 1: to a patron v i P member, actually Sean Worth,

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Speaker 1: because that's the name. Thanks for the reminder, uh, he writes,

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Speaker 1: because I wrote him. Don't forget you have Here's my

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Speaker 1: scene suggestion. It's adoption day at the pet store. So

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Speaker 1: the dogs are on their best behavior, but the cats,

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Speaker 1: none of whom have human thumbs, are interesting trying to sabotage.

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Speaker 1: Are trying to sabotage the dogs. I really enjoy what

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Speaker 1: you did with my previous suggestion, which became doctors who

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Speaker 1: need borders uh toats? Putting that Collabo totes Putting that

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Speaker 1: Collabo on my LinkedIn a douciest statement ever, but thankfully

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Speaker 1: it seemed purposeful. Kevin, I assume you're okay with second

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Speaker 1: billing unless I hear from you fair enough. And that

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Speaker 1: was from Shaun Warmouth. Yes, we gotta make sure that

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Speaker 1: let's just make sure the heat's going through the whole

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Speaker 1: the whole thing, okay, because we want one of the animals.

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Speaker 1: Hi parton me? Is this where we adopt dogs? Yes? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm not bigly that fond of cats. If you could

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Speaker 1: keep them away from me that allergic the goods probably

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Speaker 1: probably yea. So we have a couple of different breeds

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Speaker 1: available at the Certainly interrupt you said, do you want

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Speaker 1: to heat throughout the whole facility? Yeah, it's that's gonna

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Speaker 1: cost something. I know it's gonna cost something. Obviously it's

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Speaker 1: gonna cost something. What do you mean it's not free?

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Speaker 1: You got me? Yeah, come on, I'll go fix it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just just open a vent or something. It's not that easy.

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Speaker 1: Well then whatever it is. If he gets two events,

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Speaker 1: I'm the h fact person here. I'll take care of it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's gonna cost I didn't think it. Can you believe

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Speaker 1: this guy? Tell him he's gonna cost. Of course it's

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Speaker 1: gonna cause you're coming over here. Everybody did a big

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Speaker 1: guy turned open your right? You have to. We're gonna him.

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Speaker 1: I think he's talking. I think he's talking about just

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Speaker 1: drinks me. No, no, no, they're taking what's going on?

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Speaker 1: The cat? Oh my god, that cat was so fun

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Speaker 1: to hang out with. I'm not a big cat, but

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Speaker 1: that was crazy. Guys, I gotta tell me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I know it's your first time potentially getting adopted. I've

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Speaker 1: been here for five years. If I stay one more

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Speaker 1: week and getting killed, let me tell you don't then

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Speaker 1: when we should we should, we shouldn't make sure you could.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to get adopted. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: get adopted. You're so cute. No, I'm not I'm a

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Speaker 1: furlest dog. You're my mom. I was bored here. I've

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Speaker 1: want to leave. And that's why I want something benefit

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Speaker 1: my son. Man. I want to kill those animals. Man,

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Speaker 1: he's gotta wait one more week, man, then we can

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Speaker 1: each of them, right, yeah, we do. Yeah, they killed day. Damn.

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Speaker 1: I want to kill those animals, man, Shirley, you're the van.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the van. Okay, I'm in the HVAC system.

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Speaker 1: I'm in the a C ducts in areas impossible, right,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, hey listen, I'm getting a real

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Speaker 1: pet smelling here. All right, so I'm dead. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, surely get in here. I'm in the van.

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Speaker 1: Get your ass in here, Shirley, as is not gonna

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Speaker 1: fit in to this. I can't get it. Terrific. Oh

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Speaker 1: my yeah, I can't wait to kill those animals. Just

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Speaker 1: put them in the vent, man, put them in the

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Speaker 1: vent killing. That's what we do. Yes, yes, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: kill dog, then gonna kill cat, kill the dog. I

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Speaker 1: don't mean to interrupt you, guys, but I was Who

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Speaker 1: do I talk to about getting a dog for my son? Nobody?

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Speaker 1: You leave those dogs in that you hear me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have considered a breeder. No, I've heard the dogs.

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Speaker 1: Breeders are better. These guys bothering you. No, I don't

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Speaker 1: know for sure. Adoption day my son is not adoption day.

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Speaker 1: They don't work for the pet story. They're an outside contractor.

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Speaker 1: I please don't interact with the custom They're just working

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Speaker 1: with dog water, Daddy. I like the hairless one, Daddy.

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Speaker 1: Can we find out about the hairless one, the one

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Speaker 1: with no dog? Or you don't You don't want that.

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Speaker 1: You don't want that one. You don't want that one

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Speaker 1: that wasn't these guys you're carrying me that does one

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Speaker 1: more week and does one more week, and I take

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Speaker 1: it away. Listen, listen, you step back from my socker,

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Speaker 1: get back in your van. Okay, you can't that? Yes,

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Speaker 1: what the hell is that? I please see. I would

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Speaker 1: love to introduce you to our friend Baxter. He is

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Speaker 1: hypo allergenic. Yes, give me a Baxter. No, no heat,

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Speaker 1: that's just his tongue. Um. Tell me, your buddy is

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Speaker 1: your chance. If you can understand Baxter's five years old.

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Speaker 1: You know some we should really get something that's younger

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Speaker 1: that even mean? Well, it just means if it's five

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Speaker 1: now and dog years, it's half way child. My child

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Speaker 1: What let's talk about what do you consider a childhood? Well,

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Speaker 1: I would like it to still have a lot of

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Speaker 1: energy to play with my son when he's like fourteen

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Speaker 1: five more years. I think the Baxter has at least

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Speaker 1: thirteen more years and it really let's get it's okay, hey,

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Speaker 1: re memory, I said it was gonna cost you something

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Speaker 1: to fix a system. I gotta show you some pictures.

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Speaker 1: I just took off what's lodged in the unit of there? Okay,

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Speaker 1: ma man lodged in the unit pictures? I'm good, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it sounds like. I know it

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Speaker 1: All these pictures? Oh? My god, is zooming is a subreddit?

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Speaker 1: Is it? What is this? This is sub I can't

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Speaker 1: make a this is what's lodged in your unit? Hey guys,

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Speaker 1: I think Baxter or maybe getting a home tips. So

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Speaker 1: here's what I've counted so far. I've counted seventeen dog

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Speaker 1: bo dog skeletons, and like, I don't know, fifty sixty

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Speaker 1: cats and I'm not gonna listen. Look at these lizards.

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Speaker 1: Why are those there? I don't know these are animals?

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Speaker 1: Like those things. I don't know the escaped and gun,

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Speaker 1: sell lizards. Did you say lizards? We don't sell lizards.

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Speaker 1: King on, it could be a kimono. I don't look.

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Speaker 1: If we've got an exotic animal cemetery up there, we

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Speaker 1: could be in big trouble. Relax, Relax story. Just then,

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Speaker 1: we've got an exotic animal bones and a graveyard of

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Speaker 1: some sword in the air conditioning duct of Animal Rescue

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Speaker 1: to the street. Hold on, Bill, let's let's standing Bill.

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Speaker 1: Let's just see and hold on Bill, Let's get it

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Speaker 1: right before we pass into Charlie. Okay, I thought I

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Speaker 1: was doing this point say we're gonna get to you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but Bill, let's just get it. I'm standing right beside it.

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Speaker 1: This is all live. I know it's live, but it's

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Speaker 1: my ass. So Bill, why don't we Bill? You know

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Speaker 1: you can hear me. I hear you, but I throw

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Speaker 1: it back to Bill. Cloud storm standing the weather. Hold

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Speaker 1: on Cloud, you want to give us a quick update

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Speaker 1: while waiting, Cloud, you can hear me. Bill can't hear me, Okay,

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Speaker 1: throwing back to Bill. Okay, guys, it's seventy two degrees

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Speaker 1: looking at a cloud cover that's gonna go over the mountain.

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Speaker 1: Other news. We've got to throw it. So look, here's

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Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. I'm thinking I'm gonna go there with

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Speaker 1: it'll sting for a little bit, but it'll clear it out.

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Speaker 1: Wham bam, thank you. Sam. You want to throw a flamethrower,

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Speaker 1: let's throw one. I'm gonnau we wa wait wait, what's

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Speaker 1: going on? You guys trying to get into events? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: those Are those are Dogwater events? Ye? Dog Water owns

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Speaker 1: the vents. We have a contract. Yeah. No, and some

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Speaker 1: of those are Kiddy Burton. No, no, look, I don't

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Speaker 1: know who the fuck you two are out. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: work in the system. Here. Look at this. Look at

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Speaker 1: these pictures. You're both smiling. Are you getting hard? What

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Speaker 1: born hard? Listen, buddy, oh Son. Look there's news crew outside.

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Speaker 1: Why are they? I don't know, a big it's a

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Speaker 1: big day for Buster at your first day. I bet

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Speaker 1: you they're going to ask you question. Here, hold the dog,

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Speaker 1: look cute, this is your moment. News crew, News crew,

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Speaker 1: News crew? How many skeletons are in there? What? My

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Speaker 1: planning on killing this dowls? News crew down? Did you

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Speaker 1: know that this is an exotic pet graveyard? Answer that

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Speaker 1: this news crew, Um, don't take that dog. It's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: New screw new screw screws that the restaurant needs. New screws. Alright,

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Speaker 1: flamethrowing going live and three two O, God are beautiful?

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Speaker 1: didn't think about it that we can do it again.

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Speaker 1: I was crawling through those events every night just to

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Speaker 1: look at our beautiful work. Though. I'm so sorry. Is

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Speaker 1: this store open? Yes, yes it is. I just noticed that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking for a cat, actually cat. Yes, let's take

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Speaker 1: you overd to the cat section. So, uh are you

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Speaker 1: looking for any kind of a cat in particular? Um,

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Speaker 1: it's just one with These are all cute. I don't

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Speaker 1: fuffy ones, like the fuffy tail. Yes, yes, yeah, okay, yes, alright.

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Speaker 1: Is you nothing? What's your name? Is? You never met me?

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Speaker 1: Set it? You act so weird? Said when you took

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Speaker 1: I'm really trying, but I don't think he think. Did no?

412
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Speaker 1: I am? I am? I am? I am, I am,

413
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Speaker 1: I am? Wait like like this next cigarette for me?

414
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Speaker 1: I'm chain all right, sack far directors um The case

415
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,639
Speaker 1: went into immediate mayhem. One of the investors failed. The

416
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: person we're having a profile on. He stepped on the

417
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Speaker 1: pretty one. I guess I don't know how to describe it.

418
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 1: She would less round and then a gentleman in the

419
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,760
Speaker 1: back who was smoking a cigarette lit the other one fire?

420
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: Did you bring us some burger's back? Was that the mission?

421
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: Did you bring you bring some of those burgers? Oh?

422
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 1: My god, you sent me on a burger run? That

423
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 1: was the mission? The mission? How can we trust you

424
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,800
Speaker 1: in Iraq? Backy, Maybe it's because burgers. I see six languages.

425
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: I know how to dismantle every weapon that's available. I

426
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,119
Speaker 1: know how to fly a tank, I know how to

427
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 1: drive a helicopter. Do you understand these things? Like I

428
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,760
Speaker 1: am an asset. I don't know, Jake, it's up to

429
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: you your call. Did they have Boba team had a

430
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 1: shake that was full of these weird things? I think

431
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: it was those little people's poop. I'm not a didn't

432
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:51,800
Speaker 1: drink it. I get the god damn burger Jesus Christ. Alright, look, look,

433
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: we'll send you on Afghanistan, but it's gonna be with

434
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: some private contractors. Fine, who's the contractor? Dog Water? Those

435
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 1: brutus bastards, so thick freaks. You want me committee war

436
00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: crimes for the government. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right.

437
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 1: That's why I signed up. Whoa nice gun. It's a

438
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 1: cool gun. Yeah, I made myself. It's made of plastic

439
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: and hair. Wow, doesn't shoot anything, but it looks bad. Okay,

440
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna go home, Jake. I'll take a long day,

441
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 1: as you know. Back to congratulations on your new mission.

442
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: Thank you, and uh and uh. I want to say

443
00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 1: once again there's your bells have been a fantastic propillar

444
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,080
Speaker 1: to this community. And what a what a sad day

445
00:28:33,520 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 1: that Mr Lenny Yourbell had to lose both of these

446
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: dollarsping uh see, I'll saw that little nutsack. Can we

447
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 1: get her out of here? Get her out of here? Please? Okay?

448
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: Uh Mr your Bell, you'd have to come up your

449
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: someone help him up here? That that that thing to go?

450
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:05,239
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, my bad. Yeah, sad day. Uh uh. No

451
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: one wants to outlive the children. And not only was

452
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: it bad enough that they were killed in the same

453
00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: well within minutes. Uh. The lady in the back there

454
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,360
Speaker 1: who keeps referring to my oldest is a nut sack.

455
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: That's that's a little uh more than I can personally handle.

456
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 1: So I'm going to keep this brief. I'm always gonna

457
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: say short, but I knew someone would laugh. Yes, you

458
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: in the front news crew, yew group, Yeah, are there?

459
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: Do you have any more children? Are there any more

460
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: small round people like you know? But I'm taking the

461
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 1: no boba. He plans to franchise. Yeah, yeah, there's a

462
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: list taking number newscrew and new crew. News crew. What's happening?

463
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: News crew? Okay, anybody else, I'll have the number five,

464
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: number five coming up. There's there's nobody to take the order.

465
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: Your family's day. It's a tough day, hot day of

466
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: the family. And I just want to say, if everyone

467
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: who came out, who are you right? Right? Come by?

468
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 1: Ladies were technically the lot? Okay, Uh, if everyone could

469
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:34,600
Speaker 1: just disperse now, Mrs your Blood said what he wanted

470
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: to say. We all work, we have to What do

471
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 1: you mean, well, this is just a meeting for Mr Gabell.

472
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 1: We all just want to come and, uh, you know,

473
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,479
Speaker 1: say our condolences. So thank you everyone who came there

474
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: for primarily the news crewise. What are you up to now?

475
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: I'm right now. Personally I was gonna hang out. I

476
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,000
Speaker 1: think I was gonna go by by the house and

477
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 1: uh garden, but I'm happy to kick it with anybody

478
00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:00,280
Speaker 1: who wants to chill. Chick all right, so tell us

479
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:03,680
Speaker 1: about us about about how crazy that was Oh what

480
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 1: I saw? Yeah, first I say, in the sky, come

481
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: on hot. We gotta always want to get the story

482
00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: real quickly. If you want to patch in what I

483
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 1: gotta order? Wearing the mic? You're walking on with the

484
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: mic gun, I walk around with the lavel. Where my

485
00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: so just in case, because I've been used a lot

486
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: of times by the news is witness. I just witnessed ship,

487
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: and I'm always witnessing stuff and this one was one

488
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: of the craziest today. And I've seen some ships. So

489
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: I see the sky probout six five. He's talking. What's

490
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 1: he talking to? See? Cougar nuts? So I'm coming up.

491
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: He's talking to a cougar nuts. Cougar nuts, crazy, I understand.

492
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what are the scabs? You're picking us bleeding?

493
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: That's just a liquid? Hey, Lenny, are you Yeah? I

494
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: just wanted to convey my condolence and pay my tab.

495
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: What are you bringing it? Oh? It was about a

496
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: thousand burgers man, a bunch of chunky shakes, so cash chick.

497
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 1: All right, you guys are on square right, Okay, you

498
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: got your cod car declined. Oh boy, that is weird.

499
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: It barely speaks. I'm guessing it's serious. Let's right again.

500
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: Well try another card, all right, Oh you get the

501
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: Disney credit God, I do very nice. Oh decline, it

502
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:46,600
Speaker 1: does voices. That's unusual. Let's see if they can do

503
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: Peter FOG's Columbuss. I bet it can. I bet it can.

504
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: I hate the body, but well we'll have to do

505
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: this some other time anyway. Sorry, I I appreciate you kid,

506
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: I stepped on your hot daughter and sorry that. Sorry,

507
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: sorry about again about your loss. I appreciate it. And

508
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: good luck with the franchising. And yeah, this was overall

509
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 1: a good investment. Up until now, it's been a gravy train. Yeah,

510
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: no regrets. They let me take your food into Friday's

511
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: and they did that worked out. That did work out.

512
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: That's great. Yeah, all right, Well listen, you're gonna be

513
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 1: by Tuesday for poker. Yeah. Absolutely, don't get crushed by

514
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:33,000
Speaker 1: my stack of chips. Well it happened one time, but

515
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: thanks you for bringing it up. Good work giants war

516
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:44,719
Speaker 1: birds with the little things? Are you talking like that?

517
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 1: What're you talking about? Because we're huge, I know, but

518
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: like you know, that's hurtful to us, right, I feel

519
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: like I'm leaning into our heritage we're reclaiming it. Thank

520
00:33:54,520 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: you that for he can't control his job control our drool.

521
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: I understand we are gigantic, Yeah, we know. Why do

522
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:15,239
Speaker 1: you keep saying that? Just reiterating we're huge? Okay, we're

523
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:22,360
Speaker 1: huge je So anyway my whole point of talking. Yeah

524
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: Jesus christ Ma, I always just say I thought that

525
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,720
Speaker 1: this experiment went well. I thought it want the murdering

526
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:32,960
Speaker 1: of two small people. Yeah, well that experiment the tiny people?

527
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, Because watch this, I'm gonna murder one

528
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: least second. Well, here we go. I'm gonna pick up

529
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: that weird one here. Oh my god, I'm a blog

530
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 1: up my mic on because this is yeah, put down

531
00:34:51,320 --> 00:35:06,200
Speaker 1: yet o justice? Was that kermit justice? That voice no true,

532
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:13,319
Speaker 1: not true, not true news crewe and that seemed too.

533
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: This is from our old pal Toivo from Finland's Right

534
00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: padre v I p he right Stare Comedy Extraordinaires. Thank

535
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: you so much for making two of my silly scene

536
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: suggestions happened already. I've been listening to this podcast from

537
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: the very beginning, and so far is the only one

538
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: I've supported financially. Well, thank you, simply the best you've

539
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,840
Speaker 1: made Tuesdays and Thursday's better than what they were before.

540
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: How I wish you would tell us what they were

541
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:48,239
Speaker 1: before so we'd have some context. Not a small thing

542
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: at all. Oh, and the special shout out to my

543
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 1: favorite voices of the show, Vanessa and Craigs. The rest

544
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 1: of us will be in the kitty letter box. Apparently.

545
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: Here's the suggestion for you to consider. A paranoid family

546
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: is stepping out of their comfort zone of overprotective lifestyle

547
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,520
Speaker 1: by going to an amusement park for the first time.

548
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: All the best from Finland. All right, please just put

549
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: put this on. This helmet needs to be on super tight.

550
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:23,400
Speaker 1: We're gonna be on Ryan's today, and I don't we

551
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: have to get sharp on everyone's faces first. Okay, kids, line,

552
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 1: I haven't get on your face. No, it doesn't heard.

553
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 1: It tells you my phone number if you were to

554
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: wander away. Okay, maybe you should put one at the

555
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: beginning for the area code. You're right, I should put

556
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: a one, but but sometimes the phone won't take a one.

557
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes the one. Welcome to toy. Just give us a second.

558
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 1: We're prepping our family. Okay, we gotta get the helmets.

559
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: We got the numbers we got the What are we

560
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 1: forgetting the zip blox with all the pills? With the pills,

561
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: I've gone candy? Candy that is not organic? Is it?

562
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 1: None for children? None for our children. You guys are

563
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 1: all you're all beefed up. We have you all the

564
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: beef and the m are we they think we are gold? Please,

565
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 1: let's do it, let's do it. Let's have fun. Yeah,

566
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:19,760
Speaker 1: it's okay. These are printed up from the internet. My husband,

567
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: the tech genius genius. What funt is that? If comic SAMs?

568
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I didn't pick the fun Which

569
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: one is Julie me? Okay, look at little Julie Peter.

570
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: Why did you look at her like just do you

571
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: think there's something wrong with her? She gonna be all right?

572
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,359
Speaker 1: Is this a safe place for a child this size?

573
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:41,440
Speaker 1: Are you a predator? It's there no petitors in the parks.

574
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: It's a petitive free puck. I got cameras at all times.

575
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,239
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm only looking good. I got I got

576
00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: these werewolves in the back of the truck. If you

577
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: want me to release him in the park, I can

578
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: do it, you know what I mean. I got drafts

579
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: and all the regular ship but I thought you might

580
00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:00,920
Speaker 1: want some crazy for this one. Huh. Okay, well what

581
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,160
Speaker 1: did we what did we contract you for? You got

582
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: me a little elephant, little donkey, little draft. Yeah, it's

583
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 1: for a petting suit, right right right, but also go

584
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: it's gotta be a small draft. No, no, no no, kn't.

585
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: We don't have expensive enclosures like the top of the heads,

586
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: like the top of Cattillac Dan. Okay, and it won't

587
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,840
Speaker 1: grow anymore. I don't know. I'll got these two werewolves

588
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: full world. We don't need any Jesus. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

589
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: it's it's it's broad daylight. Are they just permanent wears?

590
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,360
Speaker 1: Pretty much dog manut at this point, you know what

591
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 1: I mean? They're just like in this the more like dog.

592
00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: They're dog man. But okay, I just want to Bill

593
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 1: talking about the l I think we should go. I

594
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: think I think we should go, sweetheart. We can't do this.

595
00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: I just love the family. Our family therapist said that

596
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: we have to start making progress and eventually we're going

597
00:38:52,680 --> 00:39:00,480
Speaker 1: to have time in Toyville in short time. It's your

598
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 1: Time's your time, toys. You want to picture with the

599
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 1: whole family, family, family, Okay, just pose right in front

600
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: of the toyvo castle there. Okay, it's not going to

601
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: fall over? Is it? That looks like it's made out

602
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: of block? I don't know. It's pretty, it's pretty sturdy. Okay, kids,

603
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:27,280
Speaker 1: get a little close. Sees me how bright is your flash?

604
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: Or being really irresponsible not telling us how right your flash?

605
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,560
Speaker 1: Well it's broad broad daylight. So I don't don't think

606
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: I need no flash, no flash. Okay, I wasn't going

607
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 1: to your sensitive to the light. She has the helmet

608
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 1: with the visor, which reminds me we should put more

609
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:47,640
Speaker 1: sunt You have been out in the sun bigger, did

610
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: you We need sunscreen, not sun tan? Stick him up

611
00:39:55,080 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: and put him down, now, stick up. I'm telling you

612
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: right now, man, if you just let these things loose,

613
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a good time. Well, brother, I guess

614
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 1: I guess Halloween is coming up. Yea's about eight months

615
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 1: a white. Look, let's do this. Let's let's just do this.

616
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 1: How about we release some boat, no charge, and if

617
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: you're like when you see you pay me at the end.

618
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: If not, no harm, no foul. I guess that's fair.

619
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:30,760
Speaker 1: They haven't eaten all right, They are on the hunt.

620
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: Why the way I haven't eaten the draft. I mean,

621
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: come on, they have respect so they know who they

622
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:41,920
Speaker 1: work with and plus they just eat people. Man. They Okay,

623
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 1: welcome to the Family Friend Fun Zone. Yeah, so this

624
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,720
Speaker 1: is where family and friends have fun in the Zone park.

625
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: I I just wanted to I know that you guys

626
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,919
Speaker 1: are rated the safest amusement park in the United States,

627
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: and that's why my family is here and I'm just

628
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 1: out of same. There's some it doesn't look that safe

629
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:05,640
Speaker 1: in the family friend family members are looking for a friend.

630
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: Oh look, it's done less Joe. Friendless Joe Joe one

631
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 1: of the characters here with the Now I'm not gonna

632
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna tell you what to do, but typically

633
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 1: parents left their children make friends with friendless Joe. Please

634
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:25,279
Speaker 1: mom teaching you should know folks, I can bake you

635
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:31,399
Speaker 1: a pie. We're not allowed to have pie because mom

636
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 1: says too much flour and sugar and teaching blueberry pay

637
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 1: was the first part of the peach. They can have peaches,

638
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: and they can have blueberries organic, but they cannot have pie.

639
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: And now it's time to say good bye. No as

640
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: the kids. You kids can go with friendless Joe and

641
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:56,400
Speaker 1: the parents will take you this way. You gotta be

642
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 1: honest with you, like, none of the intellectual property has

643
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 1: really popped so far. So friendless Joe is not taken

644
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 1: off as a as a character. All right, okay, um,

645
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: but so yeah, I'm really I'm desperate for anything. So okay,

646
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 1: so we want something else, Well, what do you go?

647
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:11,680
Speaker 1: I got whole bunch of stuff here. Okay, I got

648
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 1: I got handsy Joe and uh and he just I

649
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:17,120
Speaker 1: was wondering who those guys were in the back of

650
00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:20,439
Speaker 1: the truck. Oh yeah, okay, great, Yeah, so I got

651
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 1: the eye grabber. And this is a character who's supposed

652
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: to steal your site, right and take you on a journey. Sound,

653
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: and we got a whole different like a whole little ride.

654
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: Yeah we have that. We like set a lot of parks,

655
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: by the way, do you sell to a lot of parks,

656
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: all the big ones? I thought I thought you were

657
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 1: just an animal guy. Oh that's my brother. Yeah, brothers animals,

658
00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:44,920
Speaker 1: and I would I went to the bathroom for a

659
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,880
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah no, no, we're twins. Okay, welcome to

660
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 1: the parents. Put peanut butter on their butts. I don't

661
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:58,359
Speaker 1: think we're Yeah, the whole point here being ridiculous. Let

662
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: the kids be kids, and let the pair and would

663
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: chunky your pants? Pulled in your pants? No, down your

664
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,279
Speaker 1: peanut butter and your booty. Okay, this was weirder than

665
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: I thought, but I'm sure the kids are having clean

666
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 1: fun and parents get to be dirty and at least

667
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: we're out of the friend zone, right, Hey, Kiss, friendless

668
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,839
Speaker 1: Joe is sad. I know he's been boohoo and all

669
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,960
Speaker 1: the way over here. Why is he crying so much? Well,

670
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,879
Speaker 1: maybe because you don't hug him enough. Okay, okay, parents said,

671
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 1: we're not supposed to make full body contact with strange.

672
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,800
Speaker 1: But your parents have peanut butter all over their booties

673
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: right now, It's true. Look at this picture. Oh my gosh,

674
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: they're having fun. So go ahead and cheer up, Friendless Joe. Friends, Joe,

675
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're sad. Kiss. Attention guests, Attention guests, there

676
00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:02,759
Speaker 1: is there are two werewolves loose in the park. Fine, right, Yeah,

677
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: please go to the move for the closest I think

678
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:11,720
Speaker 1: you can find attractive. Yeah, can you get your ship together?

679
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 1: When you're on the intercom, Like I've never had to

680
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,520
Speaker 1: deal with this before. There's no protocol for so sorry,

681
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 1: the entrances and exits are sealed off. I don't know

682
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 1: what the hell's going back? Why did we seal off

683
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:23,359
Speaker 1: the exit? I'm going I'm looking through the protocol book

684
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: and right here says that there's any emergency. The exist

685
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 1: and entrances are sealed. There's two werewolves in the park.

686
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: They're hungry for being There's nine inches of iron date

687
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: on either side, okay, coming from I don't know, and

688
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 1: looks like there's a dome emerging buff us. Okay, we're

689
00:44:37,800 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: trapped and okay, okay, look, bubb everything a song alright,

690
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:54,439
Speaker 1: I think we might have made a mistake. Comp it's

691
00:44:54,440 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 1: tending to clean your bloods up? Okay, okay, the you

692
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: need to get to a safe area. Hold on, let's up. Look,

693
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,399
Speaker 1: you need to get to a safe area quick. Okay,

694
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: what do you mean? There's two rules on the lucer

695
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: CA and they're human hungry. We're damnitubble. What's going on?

696
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: Everyone just got be calm, just stay here. He does

697
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: up there too, wet, very wet, very toy gas. I

698
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 1: do have an update on the werewolf situation. Apparently they're

699
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:30,759
Speaker 1: more dog man because you know, werewolves are only you know,

700
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: like once a month and at night. But this is

701
00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: during the day, and these are men who were just

702
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: permanently half man half dogs. So werewolf is not technically correct.

703
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: You'll know them when you see gives this ship about that?

704
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,400
Speaker 1: Who cares about I'm a stick detail. We need guns?

705
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: Where do we keep the guns? We keep the guns

706
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: to the kiss. Actually friendly show for the show, knock

707
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: it off. We're in fucking bubble mode. Now we're in

708
00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:01,480
Speaker 1: bubble mode. Kids. Here's the deal. What your parents Joe's

709
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: voice Listen, guys, listen kids. Your parents are most likely

710
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: dead or we'll be doing so here take this gun,

711
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: you take this shovel and fucking best of luck. Let's go.

712
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: Let's go. Yeah, okay, um no, I've only fired. Oh

713
00:46:20,719 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: my god, came happy? Okay should I shoot? Should I

714
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: just aim for talk? They're talking? Yeah? Sorry, yeah, I

715
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:40,839
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, he was a dog man right then? Yeah? Yeah? Weah.

716
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 1: So you guys look real real tantalizing, Just so you know,

717
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: just give me a hand. I'll be on my way.

718
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 1: What are your hands? I think I'm gonna try to

719
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: shoot him, don't. Luckily, we've micro chipped our children. So

720
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: all we gotta do is follow this appens plays Northree

721
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: Recenter Recenter. Is that a god damn wearable No, I'm

722
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:15,960
Speaker 1: more of a dog man killing Bill killing You're not

723
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:22,840
Speaker 1: a strong bill. He likes you. Peanut. It's the peanut butter.

724
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 1: It's the kidding. You've seen. You've seen what's going on

725
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: one of these cameras. Yeah, I'm seeing it. Ship this

726
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:43,480
Speaker 1: other day, another dollar. That woman is getting eat out.

727
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: I've seen some ship, but some ship guys. Can everybody

728
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: just kind of be better at their job. I'm just

729
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,239
Speaker 1: walking around the different departments and here you are just

730
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: practically jerking. It's monitored for Yeah, I saw it and

731
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: it makes me go crazy buck wild. Okay, but I

732
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: have a job to do. Like we're outside contractors, so

733
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: I know you're outside contractors. To me, you aren't professional

734
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 1: and you don't do your job. Just a witness on that.

735
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 1: I don't give. I'm not roll. I'll just I feel

736
00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: something that I follow the wind that end up and honestly,

737
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: we're I'm happy to have you here as a CEO

738
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:24,400
Speaker 1: of this park. I'm happy to have you here. A

739
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:32,360
Speaker 1: woman still getting up, it's not it's making me go crazy. Kids,

740
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,920
Speaker 1: Thank god I found you. Your mother's distracting one of

741
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: the wolfman. Oh my god, you killed this one. Okay O,

742
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: God's in pain. It's a sacrifice for you kids. Let's

743
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: get out to the car. She knows to me to

744
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: stair without she's going to mean to stare. Trust me,

745
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:59,720
Speaker 1: run and run and run. Okay, held on a segment

746
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,360
Speaker 1: only even you can't take another person. This is a

747
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:05,799
Speaker 1: four seater. My guts are hanging out on Tom Tom, Okay,

748
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 1: let me this guy put these silly please only please,

749
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: you have to know stump right here. The only way

750
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 1: to dispel the curse of the dog man is wait,

751
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,880
Speaker 1: wait right, wake up, to get this stuff back in

752
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 1: his Tom Tom, come on, tell us what the dispersion said.

753
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:24,360
Speaker 1: And you've got your hands in his side. Oh bummer.

754
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 1: Let's leave him here, and I'm sure your mom will

755
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: be here any second to So how did you how

756
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: did you to meet um? We're gonna ask answer your

757
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 1: questions table for two as story table. Would you like

758
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: to be inside or outside? On the path outside all

759
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:48,040
Speaker 1: around side? You know how I get down a little

760
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 1: bit a little okay, okay, she's just right. We're on

761
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,879
Speaker 1: a honeymoon at tj I Fridays, and this is where

762
00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: you went. It doesn't matter where we are, honestly, we

763
00:50:01,080 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: have the time of our Uh yeah, all right, Well

764
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: this is our first family therapy session without your mother.

765
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,960
Speaker 1: I hope we can all just surely talk about it.

766
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: For you. It's not my fault, Yes it is, dad.

767
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,400
Speaker 1: We love the we love the park. When she was

768
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:21,920
Speaker 1: basically having sex with that one, you know, we know what,

769
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:26,440
Speaker 1: we know what it is. We can We'll have a

770
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,600
Speaker 1: talk with the family therapist and you can be honest

771
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: in the book. I got it, I got accepted to Stanford.

772
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm going and I'm not coming back. I'm going and

773
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: I'm not coming. You can't move out of state? What what?

774
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: Of course I can. We've got such a big house

775
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: and Dad, we don't like you and we don't want

776
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,200
Speaker 1: to be in the same Hey, so you and I roommates,

777
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:50,000
Speaker 1: that's okay. You taking that picture of that dog off wool? Well,

778
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,440
Speaker 1: do you mean I just don't like dogs? That I

779
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: just I was attacked by dog as a kid. Oh wait,

780
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: is this sounds familiar My uncle, My uncle was attacked

781
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: by dogs at this part. I don't know talking about

782
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,920
Speaker 1: where were you attacked. I was holy sh it, I

783
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,080
Speaker 1: saw your mother on YouTube. Come on, man, hey, come on,

784
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,640
Speaker 1: do me a favor. Please, don't with the wolf guy. Yes, yes,

785
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:20,279
Speaker 1: it's a dog man. Oh my god. Guys. Sorry there.

786
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 1: We have a party tonight. I just wanted to stop

787
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: by all the dorms and invite everyone to it. Yeah.

788
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:29,960
Speaker 1: Where's the party. It's at Sigma Yeah, so anyone can come.

789
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 1: You just have to try. Anyone can come. Well, people

790
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:36,280
Speaker 1: invite okay, even people with dog broms. Oh my god.

791
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: YouTube dot com. Yeah, okay, well you can definitely come. Yeah,

792
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: for sure you can come. It would be funny if

793
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 1: you came here. You guys all right here, just checking in.

794
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:52,319
Speaker 1: Everybody getting more fine? Whoa you're from the number one

795
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: video of all time on YouTube dot com. Yeah, yeah, hey,

796
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,160
Speaker 1: little man, I know. Oh, you're probably surprised to see

797
00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,960
Speaker 1: you can just drop off the card and leave. I

798
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 1: want you to call me dad? What I want you

799
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: to call me Dad? I'm not gonna do that. I've

800
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: watched you grow up these years. I'm proud of the manage.

801
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: I see you probably the night around my window. Yeah, man,

802
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 1: I mean it's not just for you. I hate you.

803
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,360
Speaker 1: See it again, I hate you. Keep saying it. I

804
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 1: hate you. I hate you. I don't like you. I

805
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: don't like you. I'm in love with you. I found

806
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:33,360
Speaker 1: out what you did to my mom. I made her happy,

807
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 1: young man. Maybe you didn't, maybe you didn't, but you

808
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 1: de stroyed a family in the process. I don't know

809
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,279
Speaker 1: how you were created. I don't care. I broke your

810
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,200
Speaker 1: dad because he was a bitch, but I made your

811
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: mom happier than she's ever been. Hey, you want to

812
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: make a woman happy, not by you, Not the way

813
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: you do it. You mean, not the way you do

814
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: I do it. Make somebody happier than they've ever been

815
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 1: in their whole fucking lives. It's just physical with you,

816
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,719
Speaker 1: that's all you know. Physic It's not true. Yes it is.

817
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:04,759
Speaker 1: I told you not to confront him. I'm sorry, baby.

818
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:12,359
Speaker 1: Keeping from one can leave. No, there's a whole litter

819
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: of siblings you have that you've never been and you're

820
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,920
Speaker 1: missing out on a on a world of family and

821
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:24,640
Speaker 1: pleasure and pain and visceral, visceral experience. I'm gonna know

822
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 1: I did so. I think I was here. A couple

823
00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: of the baby goats and one of those donkeys. But

824
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: no more, no more of those dog men. I just

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Speaker 1: feel like they didn't work out. Yeah. Man, well you know,

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Speaker 1: I got my stomach tied up and I'm all right,

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Speaker 1: well you did, but I thought maybe you were your brother.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, because my twin who was

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Speaker 1: doing the animatronics and all the care that he died,

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Speaker 1: he did die. He died. Okay, yeahed months after the event.

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Speaker 1: He was not killed by the Okay, I have a complaint.

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Speaker 1: I bought a giraffe from you. It kept growing. Not

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Speaker 1: my problems far grew. It's enclosure, not my problem. You

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Speaker 1: told me. Wouldn't a Cadillac, sir, that's what as you

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Speaker 1: put a Cadillac up right? Oh yeah, I have a

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Speaker 1: good night. Now. Look I got these these squid creatures

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Speaker 1: that I'm really proud of you. First of all, I'm

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00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: happy that we're on the stage, and second of all,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you're taking me to toy Ville. Like, I know,

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Speaker 1: a lot happened to you here. I guess the way

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Speaker 1: I kind of processed my trauma is by going back

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Speaker 1: to the place where it happened, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: For me, that's fun I think that's great. And you

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Speaker 1: put the sharp all of your face and yeah, and

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Speaker 1: it's my same it's the same phone number, little girl

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Speaker 1: and boy. They kind of remade it after my brother

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Speaker 1: and after the accident, she built toy Bill little boy. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What's your favorite place, like, what's the most like triggering

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Speaker 1: area of this part? For me, the most triggering and

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Speaker 1: my favorite is probably this big boulder over here. That's

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Speaker 1: where my brother and I hit and we could see

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Speaker 1: my mom getting totally now by. That's our show. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: I sure. Uh we all lost our ship on that way.

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Speaker 1: What was the suggestion? No idea? It was a dog.

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Speaker 1: I thank you. I want to thank all of our

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Speaker 1: alchem it is starting with Mr James C. James, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. And where can folks find you? Please

858
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Speaker 1: just go to the real James Heeney dot com. That's

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Speaker 1: all my show dates and all my stuff. And Greig Kakowski. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't it fun at Sketch fast Man. That was fun?

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Speaker 1: That what a show. Yeah the punchline. Everyone who came out,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. Uh and uh, folks will find

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Speaker 1: you at your various sights and things. Perfect Joey Grab

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Speaker 1: I heard you on another Ron Burgundy. Yeah, a little

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Speaker 1: bit part on their Yeah, it was really great. Vanessa

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Speaker 1: Yes writer dot com. Oh please, we need the traffic.

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Speaker 1: Exciting shows, so many new exciting shows, so many great

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Speaker 1: things coming. Valentine Special. Oh oh, there's actually a huge

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Speaker 1: Valentine's party. Everybody should come. Everyone here's invited. Um, lovers, loners, anyone.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have dancing, little shows, magic, um, so many surprises.

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Speaker 1: We just started planning it and I'm really excited. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: check that out. Ben, you see typewriter dot com. Caroline

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Speaker 1: Gutter Oh at Carter Poop. Sure, Uh, fan myself. I'm

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Speaker 1: fanning myself. Chris Alvarado, Oh yeah, it's at Carter Poop.

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Speaker 1: Let's thank our producer and engineer and the fine folks

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Speaker 1: that I heard media. I'm your host, Kevin Paul until

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Speaker 1: next time.