WEBVTT - #324: Skeery Got The  "DISS-count"

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<v Speaker 1>Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boy, start up.

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<v Speaker 2>Dot up. They making noise dot up, start.

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<v Speaker 3>Up, up Up, dot up.

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<v Speaker 2>Episode three, twenty four. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. What

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<v Speaker 2>Up Dave Brody? Fu's up? Scira Jones. Ah, I am

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<v Speaker 2>day fourteen Dave fourteen thirty yeah, fourteen of being sick.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm almost done with this. You got the walking

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<v Speaker 3>flu I got.

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<v Speaker 2>I got like a little little bit of like a

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<v Speaker 2>five five percent flem up, a little hawk tour, little

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<v Speaker 2>little hall man. Come on, I got a little hawk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad that we're not in the same room

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<v Speaker 2>for a change. I mean, I'm usually upset that we're

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<v Speaker 2>not in the same room recording the podcast. You're always like, oh, Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>come over, come over today. We'll get shitty food and eat.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy to see you on the screen because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want you. Got I gotta go away for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm headed out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm pretty sure I got sick at pickleball because I

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<v Speaker 2>finally I took like five or six days off from playing,

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<v Speaker 2>and when I went back, there was five or six

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<v Speaker 2>people who were like, yeah, weeazy baby baby, I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you it's going around though. I mean it put a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of Yeah, you know, we work on the sixth floor,

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<v Speaker 2>and I heard that the fifth floor is really suffering.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where the sales team are.

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<v Speaker 3>They are. I'll stay away from the fifth floor. Then

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<v Speaker 3>I'll keep that in mind with.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people on the fifth floor went down,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. But you know, I started thinking on my

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<v Speaker 2>drive home today because this morning on on on the

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<v Speaker 2>Big Show, I had mentioned about my buddy Joe. Volpicelli

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<v Speaker 2>told Joe he's a monster Joe. No, No, he's monster Joe.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy's like, I'm assuming he's Italian. Yeah, it sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like a pasta. What gave you that depression?

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<v Speaker 3>What's his name? Vermicelli?

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Volpicelli, Vermit Vopacelli giving it Vopacelli with meat sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>Please you want to sign well, well, well volp well

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<v Speaker 2>volpe He basically, of course you have a nickname for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't just call him vote nobody says vopell No, he uh.

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<v Speaker 2>He texted me yesterday and I talked about this briefly

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<v Speaker 2>on the Big Show this morning, and he's like, yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 2>he goes So I was hearing your show and Elvis

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about something serious. Problem is, it was while

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<v Speaker 2>I was peeing in a urinal at his office. Apparently

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<v Speaker 2>they choose to broadcast Z one hundred, the local radio

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<v Speaker 2>station at his agency, in the in the in the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>So and i' and he just felt it was just

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<v Speaker 3>off because.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis was talking about something really, really serious and he's

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<v Speaker 2>just like taking a leak and he's like listening to

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<v Speaker 2>the show. But that's how he experiences our show in

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<v Speaker 2>the bathroom. So I I'm wondering for us, how do

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<v Speaker 2>people experience our podcast? Because when it comes to people

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<v Speaker 2>listening to the podcast, in my brain, I picture people

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<v Speaker 2>you know with like air you know, air pods in

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<v Speaker 2>maybe walking on a treadmill, maybe just curled up on

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<v Speaker 2>the couch or in their bed, or maybe in their

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<v Speaker 2>car on the speaker, you know whatever, on a bluetooth

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<v Speaker 2>or something. But are there weird places? Slices leave us

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<v Speaker 2>a talk back. What's the weird place that you listen

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<v Speaker 2>to our podcast? Something that we wouldn't think of, something

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<v Speaker 2>that's not traditional, you know what I mean? Like, where

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<v Speaker 2>could it be brody? Well?

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, uh, maybe if you drive a truck for

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<v Speaker 3>a living.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, I'll not forget about the car, that's obvious.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't want to hear that. I want to hear

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<v Speaker 2>about where you. Maybe you work at a cemetery or

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<v Speaker 2>a grave digger right while you're digging graves?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, are you at a bagel store somewhere or or

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<v Speaker 3>even begel store?

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<v Speaker 2>Is weird?

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<v Speaker 3>How's bagel store weird? But truck driving?

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<v Speaker 2>No, not weird, but it's more well, it's right exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not weird if you're listening in a store at

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<v Speaker 2>a place of business. But yeah, but maybe or have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever I don't know what what weird thing are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing while listening to our podcast? Have people had

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<v Speaker 2>sex with people have sex our podcast?

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<v Speaker 3>Reggie?

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<v Speaker 2>Reggie has had sex during our podcast? Or she will

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<v Speaker 2>be having sex during a talkback? Yeah, I mean, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know. We're the ones doing the podcast or we're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to get any answers right now. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>a live podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>This is one of us is in a weird place

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<v Speaker 3>or having sex at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So just putting it, putting it out there. This

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<v Speaker 2>is just an opening thought something I I've been pondering

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<v Speaker 2>all right. You know, our imaginations could run wild with that,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, all right, So I'm gonna I'm gonna run

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<v Speaker 2>with that and change the subject completely. I was talking

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<v Speaker 2>about pickleball and how I've been, you know, wheezing and cough.

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<v Speaker 2>But I had a major accomplishment at first. I had

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<v Speaker 2>the accomplishment last week. But but there was a caveat

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<v Speaker 2>So last week I played pickleball hustler. Pickleball hustler is

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<v Speaker 2>a guy, so I play level three. This guy is

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<v Speaker 2>clearly like level four. So you got named for your

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<v Speaker 2>people too.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not the only one with names for for my

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<v Speaker 3>friend I have.

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<v Speaker 2>I have.

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<v Speaker 3>I have nicknames for the pickle ball players.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course you do. I have. I'm putting together a

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<v Speaker 2>book of pickleball names. The only difference is my people

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<v Speaker 2>know they're there. Their name, Yeah, I no, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>tell uh uh Slo Mo Shlomo that uh that's his name.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't know that, you Steve, he doesn't know it.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's slow as ship. Yeah, he's like a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>turtle on the court.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway. Uh So there's this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's much better than it than than the rest of us,

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<v Speaker 2>and he really should get raided by the experts there

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<v Speaker 2>and moved up. But he doesn't get moved up because

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<v Speaker 2>his girl girlfriend is on our level. So in order

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<v Speaker 2>to play with his girlfriend, he doesn't get bumped up

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<v Speaker 2>to a better level. Does that make sense? Yes, But

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<v Speaker 2>he shouldn't like he's yeah, he should leave her. Stay's

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<v Speaker 2>in third grade, but he should be in fifth grade.

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<v Speaker 2>He should leave her in the dust. He's playing on

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<v Speaker 2>a different level, right, He's unbeatable. So sometimes when we play,

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<v Speaker 2>the employee of the of the pickle ball place will say,

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<v Speaker 2>these are the rules. You're playing to nine win by one.

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<v Speaker 2>And sometimes they say, especially when the pickle ball hustle

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<v Speaker 2>is playing, if you win more than three times, you

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<v Speaker 2>got to leave the court. In other words, you can't

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<v Speaker 2>stay there all day. Is this guy would stay there

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<v Speaker 2>when like ten twelve matches in a row and be like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're all like leaving.

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<v Speaker 3>He's beating everybody. Is he the Ken Jennings of pickleball? Basically?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>So last week I show up, he's sick. I'm sick.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, hey, how's it going. He's like, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>feel good?

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<v Speaker 2>And so I played against him and everything he was

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<v Speaker 2>hitting was going into the net. He couldn't muster the

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<v Speaker 2>strength to get them all over the net, and I

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<v Speaker 2>ended up him for the first time ever. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't count because he's sick.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sick.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not full strength, right, but neither are you, so

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<v Speaker 2>you kind of are on an even playing field.

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<v Speaker 3>I would say that counts. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday I show up, I'm about ninety percent. I go, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>how's it going. Because I'm mostly okay, I'm like ninety percent,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh great. In my mind, I'm like, let's

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<v Speaker 2>do this. So I played with him and we dominated.

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<v Speaker 2>But once you win, you have to split, so then

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<v Speaker 2>I have to play against him.

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<v Speaker 3>So this I get this.

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<v Speaker 2>This short little girl comes over to my team and

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<v Speaker 2>he gets some big dude. I'm like, oh fuck it,

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<v Speaker 2>they're gonna kill us. This girl is like, hi, I'm Nancy,

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<v Speaker 2>not her real name, but she said it like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, hi, Nancy, nice to see you. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna get fucking destroyed. Let me tell you something scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Nancy was a killer. Yeah, Nancy was a killer. She

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<v Speaker 2>was slamming and slicing and dinking and duncan and bottom

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<v Speaker 2>line dunkin Did she do the double doink?

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<v Speaker 3>She did the doing.

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<v Speaker 2>We beat pickle ball Hustler. I beat him again. So

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if he's still like under the weather,

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<v Speaker 2>but I beat him twice in a week and I've

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<v Speaker 2>never beaten him in like six months.

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<v Speaker 3>Congratulations you pickleball Hustler with the help of the ringer.

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<v Speaker 2>See now you judged the book by its cover because

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<v Speaker 2>she's like, Hi, I'm Nancy. Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, okay, this is this girl. Can belly see

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<v Speaker 3>over the net? She is a killer?

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<v Speaker 2>She crushed it. I bet she got She got insulted

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<v Speaker 2>when you said that to me. No, no beginning had

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<v Speaker 2>well did you did you judge her outward?

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<v Speaker 3>Not what she could tell?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, hey, nice to nice to play

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<v Speaker 2>with you, Nancy. This isth be great. It never metal

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<v Speaker 2>roll my eyes or make faces. I'm like, this is great.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought you said some stuff out loud. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, oh, this one sucks out loud.

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<v Speaker 3>No. I said to myself, Oh, we're gonna get her

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<v Speaker 3>ask kicked. Oh. As it turns out she was a killer, and.

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<v Speaker 2>You said that out loud because you underminded her, undermined

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<v Speaker 2>under you undermined her. You under I didn't estimated loud,

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<v Speaker 2>you unders her abilities, not out loud. You said we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get killed. Was that you?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's your inner voice. I thought you said that

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<v Speaker 3>out loud to her. Why would I say to some.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl I never met someone in killed.

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<v Speaker 3>I honestly thought you said that to her.

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<v Speaker 2>No, the only banter I have I'll say, like, this

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<v Speaker 2>guy slices to the right, Well, this guy likes to

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<v Speaker 2>slam a lot. I'll give you a little coaching, like

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<v Speaker 2>a little scouting report. I'm not gonna say like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you suck, we're in trouble, because you never know, right

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<v Speaker 2>good and clearly you never know. Because she was deadly.

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<v Speaker 2>He was slamming, and she was stepping back and hitting him.

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<v Speaker 2>But it was great.

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<v Speaker 3>What is what is proper pickleball attire? Well, it depends

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<v Speaker 3>on who you ask.

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<v Speaker 2>If your daughter McGee, your goggles McGee, you show up

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<v Speaker 2>with the protective plastic goggles on your eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why is a guy that I called him goggles McGee.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't know that either. No, there's a there's there's

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<v Speaker 2>two bald guys that were headbands. I guess to keep

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<v Speaker 2>the sweat out of their eyes. But usually it's just

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<v Speaker 2>a T shirt and jogging shorts, jogging pants good you

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<v Speaker 2>know Adidas.

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<v Speaker 3>Or do people fall down on the court. I had

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<v Speaker 3>one guy fall down a couple of weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he felt he landed on his ankle wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>He went down.

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<v Speaker 3>One guy strained his his hamstring. I to the bench.

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<v Speaker 3>This is supposed to be the sport for non sports people.

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<v Speaker 3>Nobody ever said that. No, No, it's absolutely active. Tennis

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<v Speaker 3>players will tell you that I don't. I don't. There's

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<v Speaker 3>lots of.

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<v Speaker 2>Tennis players who play pick a ball. In fact, you

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<v Speaker 2>can spot them because they serve a certain way. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and they and they backhand a certain way.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's great.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great exercise.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not like you're not covering as much ground

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<v Speaker 3>as a tennis court.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. It's like a softball baseball player playing softball.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not as much activity as baseball, but it's still activity. Listen,

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<v Speaker 2>I burned off a lot of weight. I'm in good shape.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm down.

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<v Speaker 2>Two inches in my waist, I'm down thirty pounds, so

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<v Speaker 2>I'm running around a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's be doing something right. Yeah, you saw me, you

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<v Speaker 3>saw me in my pick a ball outfit.

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<v Speaker 2>One day, I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I did say.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, proty, you're looking svelt. You're look you did,

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<v Speaker 2>you're slim. You know what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know. I don't know if you were

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<v Speaker 2>starving yourself or you know, you're just I'm working out,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm exercising, So good for you. I wouldn't say you

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<v Speaker 2>should try it, but people should try it. I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, wait a second, why why shouldn't I try it?

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<v Speaker 3>Because you can't play pickaball holding a sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm not holding sandwiches this time of year.

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<v Speaker 2>Now's the time.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, because you did.

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<v Speaker 2>You did. You did play softball, charity softball once with

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<v Speaker 2>a sandwich in your hand. So you played right field, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>you had. You had, you had like a sausage roll

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<v Speaker 2>or something in your hand. It was right field and

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<v Speaker 2>everybody was batting. Everybody was batting right handed, so no

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<v Speaker 2>ball was coming to me except that one where you

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<v Speaker 2>had to you had to take the ball out of

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<v Speaker 2>your glove and put the food into the glove and

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<v Speaker 2>then throw the ball. Oh yes, ah, the.

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<v Speaker 3>Memories, the memories.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, all right, I'm gonna ro my sleeves on this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I okay, Yeah, I've been wanting to talk about this

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<v Speaker 2>for a couple of weeks because well, because I told

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<v Speaker 2>you about originally about my cousin commine and go and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, casket shopping and playing your kind of life stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, And and I don't want to dwell on

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<v Speaker 2>on the death here. I just but a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>times someone sometimes, no some a lot of times someone

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<v Speaker 2>in the family passes, right, and and they and they

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<v Speaker 2>leave an estate, they leave a will and an estate

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<v Speaker 2>and that.

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<v Speaker 3>But didn't you didn't you get left artwork? I got

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<v Speaker 3>left art work. I got, let you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But my aunt Marie, I got you know, a little

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<v Speaker 2>something something. H We're all we're all friends in our family. Things,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, my aunt male we passed some things. Things.

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<v Speaker 3>Things kind of float to you, you know, do you

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<v Speaker 3>with the plastic on it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, none of that. But when someone has money

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<v Speaker 2>or or a house, you know, in a family, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>don't fight over it.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a couple of money, were talking.

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<v Speaker 2>I have. I have a few friends. They will all

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<v Speaker 2>be remain nameless to two friends right now and one

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<v Speaker 2>from a couple of years ago who told me their

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<v Speaker 2>story that they are fighting over the estate. They're fighting

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<v Speaker 2>like like their parents left them money or the parents

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<v Speaker 2>left them the house and they literally lawyered up.

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<v Speaker 3>And it cost.

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<v Speaker 2>This one. Battle is going on right now. And again

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not I don't want to. I want to say

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<v Speaker 2>much more other than I was. My jaw hit the

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<v Speaker 2>floor when I found out that a nice chunk of

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<v Speaker 2>money was left, and things were left evenly.

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<v Speaker 3>But yet the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Sibling said I want my money now, or I want

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<v Speaker 2>this and you don't deserve that, and and and just

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<v Speaker 2>got a lawyer, and then that forced the other sibling

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<v Speaker 2>to get a lawyer.

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<v Speaker 3>These are grown ass adults and money. Money's the root

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<v Speaker 3>of all evil. Yeah, and now they are.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Tens of thousands of dollars in in lawyer fees.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, why didn't de will specifically point out and explain

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<v Speaker 2>who gets exactly what? It pointed things out? But this

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<v Speaker 2>person decided to take exception to it. Apparently one sibling

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<v Speaker 2>went into their pocket for all this other stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>that person needed to be paid first that money back.

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<v Speaker 2>It does make sense, yes, because you and I are

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<v Speaker 2>logical people. But the other this person didn't agree with

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<v Speaker 2>the other person and said, oh yeah, f you. And

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<v Speaker 2>now there're tens and tens and tens of thousands of

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<v Speaker 2>dollars in and they're in court, they're court dates and

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<v Speaker 2>they're back and forth. And all I could say in

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<v Speaker 2>a situation like this is the lawyers are going to

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<v Speaker 2>end up with your parents, state and all that money.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's disgusting. It's a despicable thing. It shouldn't ever

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<v Speaker 2>be that way. There's got to be a way to

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<v Speaker 2>solve issues. And I know there's slices that have probably

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<v Speaker 2>had this happen in there in their life, or have

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<v Speaker 2>it happen to them or whatever going through something similar. Again,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to be too specific, but yeah, there

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<v Speaker 2>are two people I know right now that are going through.

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<v Speaker 3>This, and I am disgusted. Lose a person.

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<v Speaker 2>You lose a person and you're fighting over there, their legacy,

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<v Speaker 2>their money they left you, and now it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>difving up against lawyers and you're gonna get what pennies

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<v Speaker 2>Just this, it's disgusting. Why can't people solve their issues

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<v Speaker 2>like civilly without having to bring lawyers, and because that

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<v Speaker 2>incurs lawyer fees. That's you know, I don't know. It's

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<v Speaker 2>something that that i've uh, you know, I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>else to talk about it on the Big Show. I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to mention it. But it's kind of weird because

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you're talking about there's a lot of every

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<v Speaker 2>situation is different, right, everyone's got, you know, other things

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<v Speaker 2>things happening or that are not you know. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>if you if you, if you die and you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have a will, I could see people fight. I at

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<v Speaker 2>least I understand a little bit why people would fight

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<v Speaker 2>over you know, who gets what? If like someone has

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<v Speaker 2>three kids, they should split it evenly, but there's always

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<v Speaker 2>one is like I was their favorite.

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<v Speaker 3>You've been a terrible child.

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<v Speaker 2>He hasn't even talked to you in six or or

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<v Speaker 2>they start counting the receipts, Oh I paid for this, this, this, this,

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<v Speaker 2>and this. All the years are or hey, daddy lived

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<v Speaker 2>with you, you with me for all these years and

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<v Speaker 2>I had with him. That's usually where the problems starts.

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<v Speaker 2>Why I chose to be an only child. There was

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<v Speaker 2>no there was arguments to anybody, Well you usually fight

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<v Speaker 2>with the demons in your head, yes, but everything was

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred per David.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it the way the way it should.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that's an upside of being an only child.

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<v Speaker 2>That's yeah, that was it. There was no one to

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<v Speaker 2>help me do anything. That was the downside. But the

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<v Speaker 2>upside was there was no question as to who got

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<v Speaker 2>what and what went. Well. I'm just I guess it's

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<v Speaker 2>good because I'd hate to have to deal with that

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<v Speaker 2>when you you know, you lose a parent, you lose whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, oh, I guess not the least of

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<v Speaker 2>my It's not the least of my problems.

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<v Speaker 3>I got the biggest shit and I gotta worry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, I'm just I'm just venting and just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of upset because I'm looking at this, this pathetic situation

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<v Speaker 2>that's happening, and I'm like, oh my god, all that

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<v Speaker 2>money and it's all going to go to the lawyers

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the day and you go the

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<v Speaker 2>both of you are gonna wind up with nothing. That's

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<v Speaker 2>because at some point they just want to win. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's just about winning. Yes, it's like a fuck it,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna lose to this prick. That's terrible. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the way I would get like playing with thousands and

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<v Speaker 2>thousands of dollars. What are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 2>After like the second or third round of lawyer and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, oh, fuck, this guy se go down with

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<v Speaker 2>a burning in the burning ship before I let this

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<v Speaker 2>guy get a penny. Wow, that's because this person's will.

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<v Speaker 2>It's demd But you get competitive, you get like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh oh oh is that?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well yeah, all right, well fuck you now now

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<v Speaker 3>it's on, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you lose track. You start throwing bad money after

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<v Speaker 2>bad money. You don't even realize it, and all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden you're in the whole for thirty grand, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, I gotta sue this guy even more now

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<v Speaker 2>to get my thirty grand back.

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<v Speaker 3>You're never gonna win. Take the loss one of the people.

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<v Speaker 2>They're up to one hundred thousand dollars between the two

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<v Speaker 2>of them in lawyers. Well, I hope that they're at

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<v Speaker 2>least fighting over five hundred thousand. I hope they're fighting

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<v Speaker 2>over more than that. Even so, you're out one hundred grand.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucked up.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, you could you could have just said to your brother, whoever,

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<v Speaker 2>how about I give you fifty grand and we settle this. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're not out one hundred grand people are dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>They're slices slices. Did you get fucked over with a

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<v Speaker 2>will or a lack of a will?

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<v Speaker 3>Leave us a talk back? What did you expect?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? You know what else? So I have I have

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<v Speaker 2>a cousin and she's one four or four or five cousins,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh, there's two girl cousins, and they really will.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my cousins, one of the girl cousins was

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<v Speaker 2>always like, when when Aunt so and so dies, I

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<v Speaker 2>get there, I get this ring that I've loved since

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<v Speaker 2>I was the jewelry, see the jewelry that also could

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<v Speaker 2>be something that that people fight over because how do

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<v Speaker 2>you put a value on all that stuff you haven't

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<v Speaker 2>having assessed?

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<v Speaker 3>And then who wills that? Well, here's the thing. The

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<v Speaker 3>one cousin's.

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<v Speaker 2>Mother had passed away, right, and and so the aunt

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<v Speaker 2>the aunt was my aunt, it was her grandmother. So

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<v Speaker 2>the grandmother had two granddaughters, one with one kid, one

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<v Speaker 2>with another kid. Well, one of the granddaughter's mother died

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<v Speaker 2>and the other granddaughter's mother didn't die.

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<v Speaker 3>They were sisters of this grandmother.

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<v Speaker 2>So when the grandmother passed, the other mother, the living

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<v Speaker 2>mother was like, oh, I'll take that ring for my daughter.

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<v Speaker 2>So the daughter with no mom, who wanted the ring

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<v Speaker 2>since she's a little kid, didn't get the ring because

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<v Speaker 2>her aunt.

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<v Speaker 3>Stepped in was like, oh, I'll go through.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my mother, so I'll go through her stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>she decided for all the kids who was getting what? Really,

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<v Speaker 2>So she got fucked because her mom passed away, so

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't get the ring. And now she's not mad

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<v Speaker 2>at her cousin for having the ring, but she's fucking

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<v Speaker 2>mad at her aunt because her aunt knew she wanted

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<v Speaker 2>the ring.

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<v Speaker 3>But she was like, well, I'm going through my mother's house.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll go through the house. So yeah, so how'd you

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<v Speaker 3>get fucked when somebody passed away? The US talk back

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<v Speaker 3>another positive homework assignment. Yeah, Brooklyn boys, nothing but I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be positive, scary and Rotie.

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<v Speaker 2>I scared. I'm gonna give you a choice of stories here.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to you want to hear my story about

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<v Speaker 2>how the post office fucked me? I mean eventually hear

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<v Speaker 2>them both, but go ahead. Host Facebook is trying to me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's always it's always the post office or Facebook or

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<v Speaker 2>home depot. It's one of them.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Well, I don't have a house anymore, so I

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<v Speaker 3>don't I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Have any Let's see how did the who even goes

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<v Speaker 2>to the post office. Let's go to the post office.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me tell okay, post let me tell you. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but we talked about that way. Didn't you have a

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<v Speaker 2>problem with the post office being closed and the lady

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<v Speaker 2>didn't give you that last week? That was last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you what the problem is.

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<v Speaker 2>I think post off like twice in the last ten years,

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<v Speaker 2>and you went and go like every day, not going

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<v Speaker 2>to give out my address. But let's just let's just

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<v Speaker 2>for the sake of this argument, because that my my

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<v Speaker 2>address ends in a one. Okay, let's say my address

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<v Speaker 2>is three seventy one okay, for the sake of this conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>So during Christmas, I may have told this story. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't even remember the beginning of the story. I get

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<v Speaker 2>a postcard addressed to thirty seven L not my street, right, okay,

0:22:24.760 --> 0:22:26.640
<v Speaker 2>I live. Let's say I live at three seventy one

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<v Speaker 2>my street, and I get a holiday card. It's clearly

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<v Speaker 2>like a holiday card looking size, and it's addressed to

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<v Speaker 2>somebody who lives at three seven L. But they did

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<v Speaker 2>lowercase L with like a little tiny little hook, a

0:22:39.400 --> 0:22:43.399
<v Speaker 2>little hook, like right right, not my street. Huh So

0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:47.960
<v Speaker 2>now that not my street is like five minutes away

0:22:47.960 --> 0:22:51.840
<v Speaker 2>from me in my town, same town, different street, not

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<v Speaker 2>even close, not like Main Street and like East Main Street.

0:22:55.280 --> 0:22:59.560
<v Speaker 2>It's nothing like my street. Okay, So I take the postcard.

0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:02.080
<v Speaker 2>I bring it to the post office. I take the

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<v Speaker 2>letter to the post office. Listen, this is supposed to

0:23:05.240 --> 0:23:09.440
<v Speaker 2>go to thirty seven L not my Street, and it

0:23:09.560 --> 0:23:11.679
<v Speaker 2>came to three I live at three seven to one

0:23:11.800 --> 0:23:12.200
<v Speaker 2>my Street.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, yep, Oh, no problem, I'm sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Four days later, it shows up at my house again,

0:23:19.920 --> 0:23:23.959
<v Speaker 2>the same letter, three thirty seven L not my street.

0:23:24.760 --> 0:23:26.359
<v Speaker 2>Is this like to that? Is this like that movie

0:23:26.440 --> 0:23:30.560
<v Speaker 2>The Watcher where there the house is haunted and it

0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:34.200
<v Speaker 2>just keeps showing up at the house people people are watching.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I guess you can see.

0:23:35.880 --> 0:23:39.399
<v Speaker 2>The Yeah anyway, letter thought it said, even if you

0:23:39.440 --> 0:23:41.720
<v Speaker 2>thought it said three seven one anonymously and you didn't

0:23:41.720 --> 0:23:44.080
<v Speaker 2>know it said three seven L. Why are you're bringing

0:23:44.119 --> 0:23:46.720
<v Speaker 2>it to my street if it clearly says not in

0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:49.639
<v Speaker 2>my street? Right, go look at not my street and

0:23:49.800 --> 0:23:52.720
<v Speaker 2>not bring it to my street. Wait, what would have

0:23:52.920 --> 0:23:56.479
<v Speaker 2>caused it to go there. I don't know. So I decide,

0:23:56.520 --> 0:23:59.159
<v Speaker 2>you know what, it's the holidays, I'm gonna bring it.

0:23:59.160 --> 0:24:01.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna deliver it my elf to thirty seven not

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<v Speaker 2>my Street. So I go and it's an apartment complex,

0:24:05.119 --> 0:24:07.920
<v Speaker 2>like it's like a townhouse complex, and it's like like

0:24:08.520 --> 0:24:10.480
<v Speaker 2>garden apartments, two floors whatever.

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:11.760
<v Speaker 3>So I park.

0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I got to walk down a path, down another path,

0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:16.800
<v Speaker 2>up a path upstairs, and I get to thirty seven

0:24:16.960 --> 0:24:19.800
<v Speaker 2>L not my street yep, And I open a little

0:24:19.840 --> 0:24:22.960
<v Speaker 2>latch and I pop it in the little mail slot. Good.

0:24:23.119 --> 0:24:24.600
<v Speaker 2>But before I did that, I wrote a little note

0:24:24.640 --> 0:24:27.600
<v Speaker 2>and I said, hey, tell the people mailing you mail

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure the l is clear, because it came

0:24:30.560 --> 0:24:38.200
<v Speaker 2>to three seventy one right my street. Okay, Well, last week,

0:24:38.280 --> 0:24:41.640
<v Speaker 2>guess what I get another letter addressed to thirty seven

0:24:41.760 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 2>L not my street. Oh something else, a different piece

0:24:44.760 --> 0:24:48.159
<v Speaker 2>of something else. So I go into the post office.

0:24:48.600 --> 0:24:51.240
<v Speaker 2>I said, ah, hey, man, I got a question for you.

0:24:52.200 --> 0:24:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Is it policy to look at a letter that says

0:24:55.560 --> 0:24:58.440
<v Speaker 2>thirty seven L not my street and if you think

0:24:58.520 --> 0:25:01.639
<v Speaker 2>it looks like three seventy one not my street and

0:25:01.760 --> 0:25:04.680
<v Speaker 2>there is no three seventy one not my street? Do you? I?

0:25:04.960 --> 0:25:08.159
<v Speaker 2>Is it customary to just deliver it to three seventy

0:25:08.200 --> 0:25:11.239
<v Speaker 2>one my street? Like, just find a three seventy one

0:25:11.280 --> 0:25:14.960
<v Speaker 2>to stop it there. He says, no, no, that's not

0:25:15.080 --> 0:25:17.239
<v Speaker 2>the case. So I said, can you please tell your

0:25:17.280 --> 0:25:20.680
<v Speaker 2>mail carrier not to just pick a go by the number?

0:25:21.280 --> 0:25:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Why isn't he trusting the street? Why isn't he at

0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:26.880
<v Speaker 2>least going to not my street and looking for something

0:25:26.960 --> 0:25:30.920
<v Speaker 2>close to thirty seven? Like, oh, I, oh thirty maybe

0:25:30.920 --> 0:25:34.560
<v Speaker 2>it's thirty seven L. Maybe that's an L maybe, but

0:25:34.760 --> 0:25:36.440
<v Speaker 2>just because it has a three seven to one on it,

0:25:36.840 --> 0:25:39.000
<v Speaker 2>why does he come to my house? The guy says, absolutely,

0:25:39.080 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 2>I'll talk to him. That's unacceptable. It should absolutely be good.

0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:44.960
<v Speaker 2>And so he puts takes a black marker and he

0:25:45.000 --> 0:25:48.040
<v Speaker 2>writes thirty seven L big thirty seven L not my

0:25:48.160 --> 0:25:50.920
<v Speaker 2>street on the on the on the postcard, on the letter.

0:25:50.960 --> 0:25:53.360
<v Speaker 2>It's a letter now, full sized letter, and it says

0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:59.120
<v Speaker 2>deliver and he underlines the not my street name. Okay, well,

0:25:59.720 --> 0:26:04.399
<v Speaker 2>yesyesterday I got another letter, but thirty seven L not

0:26:04.560 --> 0:26:05.040
<v Speaker 2>my street.

0:26:05.720 --> 0:26:08.840
<v Speaker 3>Now, I think they're doing it on purpose. They want

0:26:08.880 --> 0:26:11.320
<v Speaker 3>to fuck with you. I don't know if he wants.

0:26:11.359 --> 0:26:13.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what's going on, but I mean, how

0:26:13.880 --> 0:26:15.600
<v Speaker 2>bad of a mail carrier do you have to be?

0:26:17.040 --> 0:26:20.280
<v Speaker 2>Stop it? Are you're just picking the only three seventy

0:26:20.359 --> 0:26:22.480
<v Speaker 2>one you could think of. You're like, oh, must be this,

0:26:22.720 --> 0:26:25.119
<v Speaker 2>Like it doesn't make any sense to me that it

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 2>says thirty seven L. Now, look, if you're mailing mail

0:26:29.080 --> 0:26:31.359
<v Speaker 2>to somebody with thirty seven L in the address, make

0:26:31.400 --> 0:26:33.440
<v Speaker 2>sure it looks like a fucking L, a capital L.

0:26:34.040 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Don't make it a look L where it looks like

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:39.119
<v Speaker 2>a possible one. I get that, but if somebody, now

0:26:39.160 --> 0:26:43.360
<v Speaker 2>here's the thing the not my street scary is three words? Yep,

0:26:43.560 --> 0:26:47.000
<v Speaker 2>it's a three words street. Yeah, it's not like it's

0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:48.639
<v Speaker 2>like a short word that you Oh, I wonder. I

0:26:48.680 --> 0:26:51.600
<v Speaker 2>guess it's main street. But look it's Maple Street instead

0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:55.320
<v Speaker 2>of main Street. No. No, the three words looking nothing

0:26:55.440 --> 0:26:57.520
<v Speaker 2>like it, and you're words nothing like my street. My

0:26:57.640 --> 0:26:59.280
<v Speaker 2>street is doesn't have three words in it.

0:26:59.400 --> 0:27:05.920
<v Speaker 3>It's one. It's one word. Okay, this one is a

0:27:06.040 --> 0:27:09.720
<v Speaker 3>three words road. So I don't know what to do.

0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:12.040
<v Speaker 2>I've already gone into the post office, I've I've delivered

0:27:12.040 --> 0:27:15.520
<v Speaker 2>it myself. I didn't get a Christmas bonus for delivering

0:27:15.560 --> 0:27:19.760
<v Speaker 2>the mail during Christmas, so fuck fuck the postal carrier

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:22.119
<v Speaker 2>who thinks it's and then you know what else they do?

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:27.600
<v Speaker 2>What you know? Uh? Sometimes they have these circulars like

0:27:27.760 --> 0:27:31.440
<v Speaker 2>it's just a coupon for a It's like a cardboard

0:27:31.440 --> 0:27:35.400
<v Speaker 2>advertisement for a furniture store or a new deli in town.

0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:38.520
<v Speaker 2>They're like cardboard laminated sheets. They come in your mail.

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:42.679
<v Speaker 2>It's an advertisement or something. Right, Well, the mail carrier

0:27:42.760 --> 0:27:45.720
<v Speaker 2>probably gets fifty of them, so they probably have to

0:27:45.800 --> 0:27:46.960
<v Speaker 2>put one in each mailbox.

0:27:48.440 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 3>But a few days ago, I opened my mail and

0:27:50.119 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 3>I had like nine of them.

0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:56.200
<v Speaker 2>What do I need nine of the same ones for?

0:27:56.520 --> 0:27:58.400
<v Speaker 2>He probably didn't want to like have to like put

0:27:58.440 --> 0:28:00.440
<v Speaker 2>one in each box and carry them around. He's like,

0:28:00.480 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll just you probably put a handful and a bunch.

0:28:02.520 --> 0:28:04.720
<v Speaker 2>And so what I did was I took all of

0:28:04.800 --> 0:28:06.800
<v Speaker 2>them and I threw them back in the slot. That

0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:09.199
<v Speaker 2>says outgoing mail. Oh good, So he has to hang

0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:14.160
<v Speaker 2>back again. He's got to handle him. Yeah, your most temitizements,

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 2>I like, I like how you put it in the

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:18.920
<v Speaker 2>outgoing in the outgoing mailbox. Now that's that's brilliant. Yeah,

0:28:19.240 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 2>now you got him, you know what I mean. While

0:28:21.359 --> 0:28:24.920
<v Speaker 2>we're on the topic, can restoration hardware? Just cut the

0:28:25.000 --> 0:28:30.879
<v Speaker 2>Shenanigans already. I don't need your fucking nine hundred page catalog.

0:28:32.119 --> 0:28:35.040
<v Speaker 2>I didn't ask for your catalog to begin with. But

0:28:35.200 --> 0:28:38.720
<v Speaker 2>you make they make this dinormous catalog some of you

0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:40.720
<v Speaker 2>know what I'm talking about, and they shove it in

0:28:40.800 --> 0:28:45.200
<v Speaker 2>your mailbox unsolicited. I never subscribed to it, but who

0:28:45.360 --> 0:28:49.800
<v Speaker 2>needs that in this day and age, a physical catalog?

0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 2>You know many, you know much paper they're wasting. I mean,

0:28:53.400 --> 0:28:55.240
<v Speaker 2>I go right to the recycle bin with it. It

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:57.640
<v Speaker 2>goes from my mailbox, and there's a recycle bin right

0:28:57.680 --> 0:28:59.760
<v Speaker 2>next to the mailboxes, and I throw it right in.

0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:02.200
<v Speaker 2>But it, dude, it's the size of an old school

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:02.960
<v Speaker 2>phone book.

0:29:03.520 --> 0:29:04.720
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's a piece of furniture.

0:29:04.800 --> 0:29:07.920
<v Speaker 2>D You've got They've got no business making a catalog

0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:11.680
<v Speaker 2>of this size this time, this and in this in

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 2>this atmosphere, in this era. What do you want to

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:16.760
<v Speaker 2>call it? It's twenty twenty five. No one's even looking

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:20.840
<v Speaker 2>at you, goddamn catalog. Five years ago, I ordered a

0:29:20.880 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 2>couple of shirts from a company called Carbon The number

0:29:24.360 --> 0:29:27.920
<v Speaker 2>two Cobolt. It all looked like it was my kind

0:29:27.960 --> 0:29:30.760
<v Speaker 2>of clothing. It was flannel, there was casuals. It was

0:29:30.840 --> 0:29:33.600
<v Speaker 2>Henley's and T shirts. It all looked like the kind

0:29:33.640 --> 0:29:35.600
<v Speaker 2>of shit you wear in a cabin, like just like

0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 2>rugged casual clothing, which is my style. I like to

0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:41.680
<v Speaker 2>wear manly like casual clothing. You know.

0:29:42.040 --> 0:29:43.880
<v Speaker 3>So I know people hear my voice.

0:29:43.920 --> 0:29:46.800
<v Speaker 2>They they know Dave Brody, Like, oh, if anyone wears

0:29:46.880 --> 0:29:50.600
<v Speaker 2>manly log cabin style clothing, it's him. Yeah. But it's

0:29:50.680 --> 0:29:54.760
<v Speaker 2>like it's like flannel jackets. It's all like casual, you

0:29:54.840 --> 0:29:57.160
<v Speaker 2>know that I like. So I ordered it and so

0:29:57.320 --> 0:30:00.840
<v Speaker 2>nothing fit me right. The button on the neck, one

0:30:00.880 --> 0:30:03.480
<v Speaker 2>in the right spot. They were like too low, the

0:30:03.600 --> 0:30:05.840
<v Speaker 2>extra large was too big, the lodger was too small.

0:30:06.440 --> 0:30:11.040
<v Speaker 2>Nothing worked. So now I returned everything. Five years Scary,

0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:14.200
<v Speaker 2>I get catalogs. Every month, I get another catalog. I

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 2>called them up and I said, hey, uh listen, I'm

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:20.840
<v Speaker 2>not gonna be ordering anything unsubscribed. Unsubscribed, Okay, we'll take

0:30:20.840 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 2>you off the list. I've called three times. Can't get

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:26.720
<v Speaker 2>off the list. The catalog I moved. Scary, they found me.

0:30:29.680 --> 0:30:31.560
<v Speaker 2>They must have gotten my photo and address. From some

0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:34.840
<v Speaker 2>mailing list or whatever. I can't stop the catalogs from

0:30:34.880 --> 0:30:38.000
<v Speaker 2>coming from from uh Carbon to Cobol.

0:30:38.160 --> 0:30:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Now, I'm not saying that the clothing is not nice.

0:30:40.200 --> 0:30:44.080
<v Speaker 2>It's very expensive, very like a Henley's, like one hundred

0:30:44.080 --> 0:30:46.240
<v Speaker 2>and twenty five dollars. That's another reason I returned. You're

0:30:46.240 --> 0:30:49.560
<v Speaker 2>not in your splurging era. No, I'm in an unemployed era.

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:52.400
<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm shopping it. If I'm shopping anywhere, it's

0:30:52.440 --> 0:30:55.520
<v Speaker 2>it's Coals and Target. I'm not shopping at Carbon and Cobol.

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 2>It's the kind of place if you wore that clothing,

0:30:57.560 --> 0:31:00.680
<v Speaker 2>you'd buy it because it's expensive and sure it's well made.

0:31:00.720 --> 0:31:01.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm not saying it's it's over.

0:31:02.280 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 2>But you don't want the catalog You don't, You haven't,

0:31:04.200 --> 0:31:06.440
<v Speaker 2>don't have any interesting and why are they wasting paper?

0:31:06.840 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 2>And it's a monthly reminder of Hey, here's some shit

0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:13.320
<v Speaker 2>you can't afford. Hey, how's your day going. You want

0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 2>to look at some clothing you couldn't possibly you could

0:31:15.280 --> 0:31:18.120
<v Speaker 2>finance the fuck out of here. And they won't stop.

0:31:19.120 --> 0:31:21.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh as they stop wone stop, can't stop bone before

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:21.840
<v Speaker 2>we take a break?

0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:22.960
<v Speaker 3>Question for you?

0:31:24.240 --> 0:31:25.640
<v Speaker 2>And I don't know why I feel this way. But

0:31:27.240 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 2>when you butt out someone, do you just hang up

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:32.080
<v Speaker 2>and ignore it and hope they don't call you back?

0:31:32.680 --> 0:31:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Or do you follow through with the call?

0:31:35.800 --> 0:31:38.000
<v Speaker 3>How many times did it ring? If it rings once,

0:31:38.040 --> 0:31:38.840
<v Speaker 3>I hang up immediately.

0:31:39.120 --> 0:31:41.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but they just stay With a cell phone, you

0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:44.040
<v Speaker 2>could just dial a number, hit send in an end

0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:46.200
<v Speaker 2>right away and they'll still get an alert that that.

0:31:46.640 --> 0:31:47.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it was a call from you.

0:31:48.280 --> 0:31:50.360
<v Speaker 2>If I notice it and it's already like twenty seconds

0:31:50.400 --> 0:31:53.160
<v Speaker 2>into the call, like it's rang three or four times, uh,

0:31:53.400 --> 0:31:55.640
<v Speaker 2>then I'm pretty sure they know I called and they

0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:58.920
<v Speaker 2>saw that it rang, so uh, I'll let it go through.

0:31:59.000 --> 0:32:00.760
<v Speaker 2>But I have I think about, like what I'm gonna say.

0:32:00.760 --> 0:32:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Why I am gonna call them? Well I did if

0:32:02.160 --> 0:32:04.160
<v Speaker 2>I hang up, If I hang up, screw, what's gonna happen?

0:32:04.160 --> 0:32:06.080
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna call me back? Well?

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 3>This is I guess a verbal a verbal butt dial.

0:32:10.640 --> 0:32:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Where I was in my car and I told Siri

0:32:13.960 --> 0:32:17.400
<v Speaker 2>to call my friend Mike, and I used his last name,

0:32:18.000 --> 0:32:22.360
<v Speaker 2>and this last name sounds like a Mike with another

0:32:22.520 --> 0:32:26.240
<v Speaker 2>last name, so it says, you know, I'm just gonna

0:32:26.240 --> 0:32:30.280
<v Speaker 2>say calling Mike Navarro, you know, and and it wasn't Mike.

0:32:30.840 --> 0:32:32.880
<v Speaker 2>It was it was and all of a sudden, I

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:34.840
<v Speaker 2>know Mike Navara. Well, it wasn't even him. I just

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:37.000
<v Speaker 2>used him as an example, like calling my I'm like, no,

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:39.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't mean to call Mike Navarro. Stop stop and

0:32:39.480 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 2>I and and and now the phone is ringing and

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:45.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like fuck and I'm driving, so i can't even

0:32:45.880 --> 0:32:49.480
<v Speaker 2>really concentrate. So I'm sitting there like, uh, how did this?

0:32:49.720 --> 0:32:52.080
<v Speaker 2>How did sirih mishear me? But Siria has heard me,

0:32:52.520 --> 0:32:55.520
<v Speaker 2>so it called and and then Mike picked up and like, hey,

0:32:55.760 --> 0:32:59.760
<v Speaker 2>what's up, man, how you doing? And I said, hey Mike.

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:03.360
<v Speaker 2>Now again not not Mike Navarro. He's he's Mike Navar

0:33:03.440 --> 0:33:05.920
<v Speaker 2>is a great guy. But it was a different mic,

0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:10.240
<v Speaker 2>and I did not want to I had nothing to

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:12.240
<v Speaker 2>say to him. I haven't spoken to this mic in

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:15.240
<v Speaker 2>like how to be about fifteen years. I haven't spoken

0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:15.720
<v Speaker 2>to this mic.

0:33:15.920 --> 0:33:17.120
<v Speaker 3>Oh jesus, what do you say?

0:33:17.600 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? So so I'm sitting there and I'm trying. But

0:33:22.880 --> 0:33:25.480
<v Speaker 2>he was so excited when he heard from me that

0:33:25.560 --> 0:33:28.080
<v Speaker 2>I don't wanted to disappoint because I was gonna be

0:33:28.320 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna be honest with him and be like, hey, Mike,

0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:33.280
<v Speaker 2>I read really meant to call my other friend Mike,

0:33:33.400 --> 0:33:36.520
<v Speaker 2>but you're on the phone now, So how you doing?

0:33:36.880 --> 0:33:39.160
<v Speaker 3>Because that that to me seems like, oh okay, I

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 3>get it.

0:33:40.160 --> 0:33:40.480
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you.

0:33:40.640 --> 0:33:41.960
<v Speaker 3>Then, you know, I don't want him to be like that.

0:33:42.120 --> 0:33:43.640
<v Speaker 3>I wanted to think of me of like, you know,

0:33:44.120 --> 0:33:45.600
<v Speaker 3>so did you make up a conversation?

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:47.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes? So how do I get no choice? I'm like,

0:33:48.120 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 2>so it's been forever, man, let me tell you about

0:33:51.400 --> 0:33:52.880
<v Speaker 2>my two friends and are fighting over there in Hire.

0:33:54.920 --> 0:33:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to tell you about. No I

0:33:56.680 --> 0:33:59.440
<v Speaker 2>started talking about. He goes, hey, man, how's life at

0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:02.760
<v Speaker 2>the zee? Still at the radio station? He's still doing radio? Yeah,

0:34:02.880 --> 0:34:04.520
<v Speaker 2>you know I moved away to this I'm out of

0:34:04.600 --> 0:34:07.000
<v Speaker 2>your listening area and I don't listen anymore.

0:34:07.040 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 3>And what's been going on? So so luckily we had

0:34:11.160 --> 0:34:12.120
<v Speaker 3>a lot to catch up on.

0:34:12.640 --> 0:34:14.440
<v Speaker 2>I didn't really but I was like, I want to

0:34:14.440 --> 0:34:16.600
<v Speaker 2>go up with this guy because because he's also the

0:34:16.680 --> 0:34:20.279
<v Speaker 2>guy that once he's back in your life, he's gonna

0:34:20.320 --> 0:34:22.680
<v Speaker 2>be like calling me like every day, and I don't

0:34:22.719 --> 0:34:23.000
<v Speaker 2>need that.

0:34:23.200 --> 0:34:25.400
<v Speaker 3>He's that in he's that guy in baby.

0:34:25.520 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 2>He thinks like I'm trying to rekindle an old friendship here.

0:34:28.960 --> 0:34:32.480
<v Speaker 2>So we're just guy was this guy was thinking about me? Right,

0:34:32.760 --> 0:34:36.759
<v Speaker 2>But we're making out while we're making small talk, and yeah,

0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:38.719
<v Speaker 2>and and and now I'm on the phone with him

0:34:38.719 --> 0:34:39.520
<v Speaker 2>for like ten minutes.

0:34:39.520 --> 0:34:40.919
<v Speaker 3>He's also the person that doesn't let.

0:34:40.800 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 2>You off the phone. And I'm like, oh my god,

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:45.360
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe I got caught up in this. I

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:47.160
<v Speaker 2>should have just been honest from the beginning and said

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:48.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to call you. I was

0:34:48.520 --> 0:34:49.600
<v Speaker 2>trying to call my other friend Mike.

0:34:49.880 --> 0:34:52.080
<v Speaker 3>But I had no choice. And we you know, you'll

0:34:52.080 --> 0:34:53.400
<v Speaker 3>be talking about this podcast, did you.

0:34:54.200 --> 0:34:56.320
<v Speaker 2>I told him I was doing a podcast. Yeah, my buddy,

0:34:57.160 --> 0:35:05.759
<v Speaker 2>I'll wait a second. Yeah, I probably should have. Well, yeah, well, no,

0:35:05.920 --> 0:35:07.319
<v Speaker 2>he's not going to check us out. He's not going

0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:09.520
<v Speaker 2>to check us out. I'll tell you why, because now

0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:12.759
<v Speaker 2>because he's he's he's not a family. Now he does

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 2>he's not really big on technology or even social media.

0:35:16.000 --> 0:35:17.640
<v Speaker 2>Families don't listen to the well he's not even on

0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:18.640
<v Speaker 2>social media. He's not.

0:35:19.280 --> 0:35:20.680
<v Speaker 3>No, he's not going to get no shot.

0:35:20.719 --> 0:35:22.440
<v Speaker 2>He's going to listen. I told him I was doing

0:35:22.480 --> 0:35:24.960
<v Speaker 2>a podcast with an old cast member.

0:35:25.160 --> 0:35:29.160
<v Speaker 3>And uh, whoa whoa whoa former cast member?

0:35:29.400 --> 0:35:31.479
<v Speaker 2>An old Yeah, yeah, but you're an old cast member,

0:35:31.719 --> 0:35:36.680
<v Speaker 2>you're an old No former that that that's too many syllables.

0:35:36.920 --> 0:35:38.280
<v Speaker 3>I say old one.

0:35:38.160 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 2>Word one xbox ex cast member X. But that X

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 2>sounds like it was that you got that that you

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:47.440
<v Speaker 2>left on bad terms. We don't want to say that.

0:35:47.600 --> 0:35:51.279
<v Speaker 2>No x X. That sounds like ex girlfriend. No, but

0:35:51.400 --> 0:35:53.719
<v Speaker 2>what's an old coworker an old co worker of mine?

0:35:55.320 --> 0:35:59.000
<v Speaker 2>All right, I'll say X or former my former work.

0:35:59.280 --> 0:36:02.279
<v Speaker 2>Just yeah. So anyway, so I told him all about that,

0:36:02.840 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 2>caught up on his family. He's got you know, wife,

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:08.359
<v Speaker 2>you know, two two, three kids, whatever, his license, don't care,

0:36:08.400 --> 0:36:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't care, whatever, whatever it is, anyway, pull it up.

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:15.960
<v Speaker 2>At the end of the conversation, he hits me with, yeah,

0:36:16.080 --> 0:36:18.759
<v Speaker 2>we really should get together. Yeah you want to hang out.

0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Let let's do that and you bring your girlfriend. I'll

0:36:21.520 --> 0:36:22.160
<v Speaker 2>bring my wife.

0:36:22.239 --> 0:36:25.000
<v Speaker 3>And you know you don't but dial somebody who moved away.

0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:27.799
<v Speaker 2>I got him. I got him to New York coming

0:36:27.880 --> 0:36:30.000
<v Speaker 2>up in about a month and a half. And I'm

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:35.200
<v Speaker 2>like shit, and of course I will, like, you know,

0:36:35.360 --> 0:36:37.960
<v Speaker 2>let's see how is my schedule lines up with yours.

0:36:38.360 --> 0:36:40.440
<v Speaker 2>I might be busy, I could be on vacation. I

0:36:40.480 --> 0:36:42.640
<v Speaker 2>don't know. They always have me traveling for work.

0:36:43.040 --> 0:36:44.680
<v Speaker 3>Lie, yeah, you always yeah, yeah.

0:36:45.040 --> 0:36:47.560
<v Speaker 2>And then I hung up with him. But after it

0:36:47.760 --> 0:36:51.600
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like sitting there like, damn that dude. You

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:53.120
<v Speaker 2>got to change his name and your phone so it

0:36:53.200 --> 0:36:55.719
<v Speaker 2>never happens again. Change him to Michael or something. I

0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:57.560
<v Speaker 2>don't know, man, Maybe I just believe you can't have

0:36:57.680 --> 0:36:59.319
<v Speaker 2>him as mic? If you why the MIC's you don't

0:36:59.320 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 2>want to why call the other mic? Why did I

0:37:01.560 --> 0:37:03.000
<v Speaker 2>even have them in my phone? Because I don't clean

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 2>up my phone, because I just I have thousands of

0:37:05.520 --> 0:37:08.120
<v Speaker 2>thousands of contacts in my phone if people haven't spoken

0:37:08.160 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 2>to in years, and I never delete them because I'm

0:37:10.120 --> 0:37:12.080
<v Speaker 2>a Let me ask you if you had if you

0:37:12.160 --> 0:37:13.600
<v Speaker 2>had a select, if you had a phone number of

0:37:13.640 --> 0:37:16.120
<v Speaker 2>a celebrity, because I do you do we have celebrity

0:37:16.120 --> 0:37:18.600
<v Speaker 2>phone on? Yes? If that celebrity dies, you leave the

0:37:18.600 --> 0:37:19.960
<v Speaker 2>phone number in your phone because you want to be like,

0:37:19.960 --> 0:37:21.720
<v Speaker 2>oh I had the phone of course, Why that happened

0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:24.080
<v Speaker 2>to you? Yeah, I got a couple of celebrity phone

0:37:24.120 --> 0:37:27.400
<v Speaker 2>numbers of people that have passed away. Yeah, and I

0:37:27.800 --> 0:37:29.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't want I don't want to delete them because

0:37:29.200 --> 0:37:30.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, I had the number when they were alive,

0:37:30.960 --> 0:37:34.440
<v Speaker 2>so that's the right counts, right, Yeah, I guess. So anyway, Ah,

0:37:35.400 --> 0:37:37.399
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna take Are you going to take your uncle?

0:37:37.400 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 3>What's his face?

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:38.319
<v Speaker 2>Uh?

0:37:38.680 --> 0:37:42.640
<v Speaker 3>Who left all the artwork out of your phone? No? No,

0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:44.480
<v Speaker 3>well maybe I don't know.

0:37:45.160 --> 0:37:45.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:37:45.520 --> 0:37:48.759
<v Speaker 2>I haven't thought about it. Anyway, That's all I got

0:37:48.800 --> 0:37:51.919
<v Speaker 2>for you, but uh, it's kind of awkward. I guess

0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:55.200
<v Speaker 2>some people just hang up and be honest. I probably

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:57.840
<v Speaker 2>should have been honest, but now I just led myself

0:37:57.960 --> 0:38:03.239
<v Speaker 2>into rekindling an unwanted friendship and possibly having to go

0:38:03.320 --> 0:38:04.080
<v Speaker 2>to dinner with them.

0:38:04.440 --> 0:38:06.400
<v Speaker 3>Cannot wait for that.

0:38:07.200 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 2>The Boys podcast. We will be right back.

0:38:16.040 --> 0:38:20.240
<v Speaker 3>The hell you doing, dude? What you're chewing on something?

0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I thought I had to microphone you to do

0:38:22.760 --> 0:38:27.960
<v Speaker 2>in the commercial? Sorry, we're live on the podcast. You

0:38:28.080 --> 0:38:32.600
<v Speaker 2>know how this ends with bad reviews? Bad review I'm sorry,

0:38:32.680 --> 0:38:35.400
<v Speaker 2>you know what? It's how the whole seventy seven started

0:38:35.480 --> 0:38:38.400
<v Speaker 2>with us eating pizza. Don't you know that people suffer

0:38:38.440 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 2>from mesolfonia? Oh, misoponia I'm sorry. I apologize, slices. I

0:38:45.320 --> 0:38:47.080
<v Speaker 2>just got a box. My friend Jordan works for a

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:51.279
<v Speaker 2>company called love Corn. Not a sponsor anyway. They have

0:38:51.360 --> 0:38:54.680
<v Speaker 2>a new flavor out for Valentine's Day called Sweet and Salty.

0:38:54.719 --> 0:38:56.040
<v Speaker 2>It's it's in little pink bags.

0:38:56.080 --> 0:38:56.680
<v Speaker 3>You see him.

0:38:58.080 --> 0:38:59.920
<v Speaker 2>And I happen to like Lovecorn, which is why she

0:39:00.000 --> 0:39:01.480
<v Speaker 2>always thinks of me when they have a new flavor.

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:04.080
<v Speaker 2>And she sent me a box of it, you know,

0:39:04.200 --> 0:39:07.000
<v Speaker 2>for the find love in the Simple Things. Again, not

0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:11.280
<v Speaker 2>a sponsor. And it's it's it's it's my new favorite flavor.

0:39:11.920 --> 0:39:17.680
<v Speaker 3>So very it's not. There's all a quandry. It's not

0:39:18.520 --> 0:39:23.839
<v Speaker 3>it's not fried or it's just it's corner. I'm glad

0:39:23.880 --> 0:39:27.239
<v Speaker 3>you enjoyed it. It's honey or something.

0:39:27.239 --> 0:39:27.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:39:28.520 --> 0:39:30.080
<v Speaker 3>I mean I can look at the ingredients of the slices.

0:39:30.120 --> 0:39:30.759
<v Speaker 2>Want to know. I don't know.

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:32.680
<v Speaker 3>Again, not a sponsor. I would tell you if it

0:39:32.719 --> 0:39:34.719
<v Speaker 3>was a sponsor. So I have a question for you.

0:39:35.000 --> 0:39:38.560
<v Speaker 3>Maybe it's a I want to see where your moral compasses. Oh,

0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:42.440
<v Speaker 3>made with love. There's your ingredients, made with love. That's

0:39:42.440 --> 0:39:45.759
<v Speaker 3>the ingredients. So I'm sorry, go ahead. What would Brody do?

0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:49.959
<v Speaker 2>W w b D. All right, and first you're gonna

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:53.720
<v Speaker 2>tell me what I did. Oh, okay, went to Target,

0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:58.200
<v Speaker 2>went shopping, and of course you put the case of

0:39:58.280 --> 0:40:01.440
<v Speaker 2>water underneath, the water underneath. Oh of course you already know.

0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:07.400
<v Speaker 2>So I'm checking out, and I inadvertently didn't pull the

0:40:07.480 --> 0:40:13.560
<v Speaker 2>water up from underneath and ended up walking out unflagged

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:16.960
<v Speaker 2>without paying for the water. Okay. I get all the

0:40:17.000 --> 0:40:19.880
<v Speaker 2>way to my car with the cart and I'm loading

0:40:19.920 --> 0:40:22.800
<v Speaker 2>stuff in into my car and I'm looking down. I'm like,

0:40:22.960 --> 0:40:28.279
<v Speaker 2>oh shit, I didn't pay for the water. Now I'm

0:40:28.320 --> 0:40:29.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna freeze frame right there.

0:40:30.800 --> 0:40:33.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Jagile's band, what would you do?

0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:35.800
<v Speaker 2>And what did I do?

0:40:38.160 --> 0:40:40.160
<v Speaker 3>I would go back in the store and pay for it.

0:40:41.480 --> 0:40:43.400
<v Speaker 2>I would rip off the UPC code so I'd have

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:45.360
<v Speaker 2>to carry the water all the way back in, and

0:40:45.400 --> 0:40:46.719
<v Speaker 2>I would go pay for it, as I've done in

0:40:46.800 --> 0:40:48.880
<v Speaker 2>the past with things from Target, like a pack of gum.

0:40:48.960 --> 0:40:50.479
<v Speaker 3>I didn't pay for it, went back in and paid

0:40:50.480 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 3>for it.

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:55.160
<v Speaker 2>Now that's different slices than a corn beef and Bistromi

0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:57.200
<v Speaker 2>sandwich that I didn't order before.

0:40:57.200 --> 0:41:00.680
<v Speaker 3>You guys are like, well, if you want it, your

0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:02.880
<v Speaker 3>intention was to buy it and pay for it. You

0:41:03.000 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 3>have to go back.

0:41:03.680 --> 0:41:06.600
<v Speaker 2>Now, what you could do, although my throw off that

0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:09.240
<v Speaker 2>monthly inventory is the next time you go to Target,

0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:11.440
<v Speaker 2>bring the UPC coat in and just scan it and

0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:13.000
<v Speaker 2>pay for it. What did you do?

0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:15.680
<v Speaker 3>You said, ah, fuck at the universe, owes me water

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 3>and you went home. No, that's the old me, Brodie.

0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:23.239
<v Speaker 2>Back in the day you first quarter scary, you went

0:41:23.280 --> 0:41:26.120
<v Speaker 2>back in and paid for the water. Yeah, back in

0:41:26.200 --> 0:41:29.320
<v Speaker 2>the day, I would have probably said, screw it, you

0:41:29.360 --> 0:41:31.839
<v Speaker 2>know what, it'll even itself out. I'm sure I've been

0:41:31.880 --> 0:41:34.160
<v Speaker 2>ripped off here before, and I would have had that.

0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:36.320
<v Speaker 2>I would have had that logic and I would have

0:41:36.600 --> 0:41:39.560
<v Speaker 2>just put it in my car and drove off into

0:41:39.600 --> 0:41:40.120
<v Speaker 2>the sunset.

0:41:40.400 --> 0:41:41.120
<v Speaker 3>But no, I did.

0:41:41.239 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I actually drove. I took the shopping cart back with

0:41:45.160 --> 0:41:48.400
<v Speaker 2>the water underneath still to show them, and I and

0:41:48.480 --> 0:41:50.919
<v Speaker 2>I you know, I went back in and I said, look,

0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:53.360
<v Speaker 2>I forgot to pay for this. And what did they

0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:54.080
<v Speaker 2>do at that point?

0:41:55.520 --> 0:41:57.480
<v Speaker 3>They said, Okay, did they.

0:41:57.520 --> 0:41:59.200
<v Speaker 2>Charge me or did they say, you know what, you're

0:41:59.239 --> 0:42:01.560
<v Speaker 2>being honest, you can have that water. They should charge

0:42:01.560 --> 0:42:03.440
<v Speaker 2>you because they're not the owners of the store. It's

0:42:03.440 --> 0:42:04.840
<v Speaker 2>not a mom and pop shop. That can do that,

0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:09.200
<v Speaker 2>correct they charged me to well, you know they'd be like,

0:42:09.280 --> 0:42:12.680
<v Speaker 2>you know what, it's on us, It's not up to

0:42:12.719 --> 0:42:13.320
<v Speaker 2>them to give it to you.

0:42:13.520 --> 0:42:15.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true, And I know was I looking for

0:42:15.920 --> 0:42:18.040
<v Speaker 3>them to say that. But I did the right thing.

0:42:18.560 --> 0:42:20.360
<v Speaker 3>That's what we did, the right thing. You did the

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:22.279
<v Speaker 3>right thing. And I know a lot of people will

0:42:22.280 --> 0:42:26.000
<v Speaker 3>be like f that and just bolt out of there,

0:42:26.080 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 3>like the road Runner.

0:42:27.800 --> 0:42:30.239
<v Speaker 2>No, because then there's no difference in deliberately stealing it

0:42:30.360 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 2>or accidentally stealing it.

0:42:31.239 --> 0:42:32.520
<v Speaker 3>You still stole it and didn't go back.

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:35.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah all right. Look if you get all the way

0:42:35.600 --> 0:42:38.319
<v Speaker 2>home and you didn't pay for it, I'm not saying

0:42:38.400 --> 0:42:40.319
<v Speaker 2>drive back, but cut the UPC code off and pick

0:42:40.400 --> 0:42:40.920
<v Speaker 2>it the next time.

0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Okay, But I'm glad to see that you're a better person. Now,

0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:44.680
<v Speaker 3>what a better person?

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:44.880
<v Speaker 2>Now?

0:42:45.719 --> 0:42:46.040
<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

0:42:46.719 --> 0:42:47.320
<v Speaker 2>All right, thank you.

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:48.360
<v Speaker 3>I'll take my flowers.

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:52.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to give you a question now that i'd

0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:56.520
<v Speaker 2>like you to answer. I got flagged on Facebook Marketplace

0:42:57.719 --> 0:42:59.719
<v Speaker 2>and they again they said, and I remember last time

0:42:59.719 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 2>they fled me for selling a an American girl doll

0:43:02.520 --> 0:43:05.480
<v Speaker 2>wheelchair because I can't sell medical supplies.

0:43:05.760 --> 0:43:07.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, okay, so I want to.

0:43:07.719 --> 0:43:09.799
<v Speaker 2>I wanna. I'm wanna read something to you real quick

0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:14.719
<v Speaker 2>here because it's it's in my Facebook dummies section.

0:43:14.800 --> 0:43:15.440
<v Speaker 3>I have a lot of them.

0:43:15.480 --> 0:43:18.640
<v Speaker 2>But so this person wrote in regards to my American

0:43:18.719 --> 0:43:23.760
<v Speaker 2>doll wheelchair with wheels American Girl Doll wheelchairchair with wheels.

0:43:23.760 --> 0:43:26.360
<v Speaker 3>I wrote wheelchair. I can't write wheelchair.

0:43:27.560 --> 0:43:31.000
<v Speaker 2>It says how is this available, which, again is the

0:43:31.040 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 2>most annoying thing you could ask somebody, is this.

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:36.719
<v Speaker 3>Suitable for a four year old? But temporary use?

0:43:41.160 --> 0:43:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay? So I said, what do you mean? He said, what,

0:43:45.800 --> 0:43:49.399
<v Speaker 2>My daughter needs a wheelchair, she broke her foot. It's

0:43:49.440 --> 0:43:53.520
<v Speaker 2>an American girl doll. It's American Girl doll wheelchair. This

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:56.480
<v Speaker 2>measurements in this thing. Four year old can't sit. This

0:43:56.680 --> 0:43:58.680
<v Speaker 2>person wants to know if it'll hold up for a

0:43:58.960 --> 0:43:59.640
<v Speaker 2>temporarily for a.

0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:03.959
<v Speaker 3>Four year it's miniature. Yeah, I get it. I can't.

0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:04.600
<v Speaker 3>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, people don't read the dimensions though. People don't read

0:44:07.200 --> 0:44:10.920
<v Speaker 2>the instructions. People only read headlines. You know. People don't

0:44:10.960 --> 0:44:13.320
<v Speaker 2>look the pictures on Instagram, and they don't read the caption.

0:44:13.880 --> 0:44:16.160
<v Speaker 2>You gotta read the caption. Usually the answers in there,

0:44:16.719 --> 0:44:21.000
<v Speaker 2>speaking of which I'm selling something that is twelve inches

0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:27.840
<v Speaker 2>high and ten inches wide. This woman writes measurements right exactly.

0:44:28.040 --> 0:44:29.440
<v Speaker 2>She wrote the word measure No, no, she wrote the

0:44:29.440 --> 0:44:33.200
<v Speaker 2>word measurements, meaning give me the measurements. She just wrote

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:35.200
<v Speaker 2>the word measurements, and it annoyed me. So I wrote,

0:44:35.239 --> 0:44:37.719
<v Speaker 2>I put a question mark because the measurements are in

0:44:37.800 --> 0:44:40.040
<v Speaker 2>this I don't know what she's saying measurements for. So

0:44:40.160 --> 0:44:42.640
<v Speaker 2>she wrote back, do you not know what measurements means?

0:44:43.360 --> 0:44:45.800
<v Speaker 2>To me? So? I said, do you not know what

0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:48.600
<v Speaker 2>writing a full sentence means? The measurements are in the listing.

0:44:49.040 --> 0:44:51.399
<v Speaker 2>Did you say, can I please see the measurements? Since

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:53.120
<v Speaker 2>the measurements are in the listing, I thought maybe you

0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:55.279
<v Speaker 2>were implying you had to check the measurements in your

0:44:55.320 --> 0:44:57.480
<v Speaker 2>cabinet or in the space you have in mind for it.

0:44:58.320 --> 0:44:59.640
<v Speaker 2>How do I know what you mean by the word

0:44:59.680 --> 0:45:02.160
<v Speaker 2>measure especially when they're in the listing.

0:45:02.360 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 3>You're taking your anger out on these people.

0:45:05.200 --> 0:45:05.560
<v Speaker 2>She did not.

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:06.800
<v Speaker 3>She did not buy it.

0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:11.520
<v Speaker 2>If you talk to me that way, this person again

0:45:11.600 --> 0:45:14.200
<v Speaker 2>once and if I'm selling the CDs and VHS tapes

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:16.839
<v Speaker 2>in the tower with the picture that says I'm selling

0:45:16.880 --> 0:45:17.640
<v Speaker 2>the CD tower.

0:45:18.640 --> 0:45:20.040
<v Speaker 3>They want the VHS tapes.

0:45:20.680 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Why don't you give it to them? At this point,

0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:23.959
<v Speaker 2>are you really going to ever watch a VHS tape again?

0:45:24.920 --> 0:45:25.200
<v Speaker 3>Scare?

0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:27.799
<v Speaker 2>Most of the tapes in the picture long gone. Oh

0:45:28.360 --> 0:45:30.759
<v Speaker 2>I threw them out when I moved most of them. Uh.

0:45:30.920 --> 0:45:33.920
<v Speaker 2>This person writes on something I'm selling some dishes. This

0:45:34.120 --> 0:45:42.759
<v Speaker 2>person wrote, donated past tense, donated to Habitat for Humanity. Yes,

0:45:43.960 --> 0:45:45.919
<v Speaker 2>just like that, So I said, I have no idea

0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:47.800
<v Speaker 2>what you're talking about. Are you telling me that you

0:45:47.880 --> 0:45:50.320
<v Speaker 2>had similar dishes that you donated to Habitat for Humanity

0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:53.520
<v Speaker 2>or you're telling me that I should donate them in

0:45:53.600 --> 0:45:57.000
<v Speaker 2>the past. I don't understand, I said, But either way,

0:45:57.160 --> 0:45:59.279
<v Speaker 2>why don't you donate your things and I'll worry about mine?

0:46:00.480 --> 0:46:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Donated past tense to Habitat for Humanity. But that's not

0:46:03.600 --> 0:46:05.839
<v Speaker 2>why I got I got in trouble on Facebook. Oh,

0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 2>I got flagged. I got flagged. It says you're you're

0:46:10.640 --> 0:46:15.160
<v Speaker 2>listing may violate our listing rules. Click here for details.

0:46:17.520 --> 0:46:22.040
<v Speaker 2>Listing rejected. You are not allowed to sell weapons, ammunition

0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:23.800
<v Speaker 2>and explosives.

0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:30.080
<v Speaker 3>What did you put out there that resembled that any of.

0:46:30.080 --> 0:46:35.200
<v Speaker 2>The options my options for fighting this. It's not offensive

0:46:35.280 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 2>in my region. It was to raise awareness.

0:46:39.360 --> 0:46:40.080
<v Speaker 3>It was a joke.

0:46:41.040 --> 0:46:43.400
<v Speaker 2>Wow, how none of those? None of those are appropriate.

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:47.360
<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to ask you scary as David Brody,

0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:49.520
<v Speaker 2>a guy who sold his house. He's into sports and

0:46:49.640 --> 0:46:54.279
<v Speaker 2>comic books and science fiction. And I sell glassware that

0:46:54.360 --> 0:46:57.799
<v Speaker 2>belonged to my mom, and some old furniture and uh,

0:46:58.120 --> 0:47:01.279
<v Speaker 2>some old sports equipment that my kids don't use it more. Yeah,

0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:04.800
<v Speaker 2>that kind of stuff. What do you think I listed

0:47:05.520 --> 0:47:11.239
<v Speaker 2>that flagged got flagged as weapons, ammunition and explosives. Keeping

0:47:11.280 --> 0:47:15.040
<v Speaker 2>in mind, I don't own a gun I'm gonna get

0:47:15.400 --> 0:47:20.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna gets a lightsaber, okay, or something like something

0:47:20.239 --> 0:47:24.080
<v Speaker 2>from Star Wars that like like looked like a weapon,

0:47:24.360 --> 0:47:30.279
<v Speaker 2>or something that's fictitious. Okay, So if it was a lightsaber,

0:47:30.480 --> 0:47:34.680
<v Speaker 2>which of these would be appropriate to respond to being flagged?

0:47:34.719 --> 0:47:37.920
<v Speaker 2>If it was a lightsaber, it's not offensive in my region?

0:47:38.840 --> 0:47:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Does that make any sense? It was to raise awareness

0:47:43.000 --> 0:47:47.120
<v Speaker 2>of what jedis. It was a joke. In what way

0:47:47.120 --> 0:47:48.880
<v Speaker 2>would that be a joke if I was selling a

0:47:48.960 --> 0:47:52.719
<v Speaker 2>light Now you're getting trapped, checkmate? Okay, So slices, here's

0:47:52.719 --> 0:47:54.839
<v Speaker 2>what I'd like you to do. Okay, is what I'd

0:47:54.840 --> 0:47:56.520
<v Speaker 2>like you to do. I would like you, in the

0:47:56.560 --> 0:47:59.880
<v Speaker 2>next few minutes to take a guess what I might

0:48:00.080 --> 0:48:05.280
<v Speaker 2>have sold that might have been flagged as a weapon ammunitions.

0:48:05.320 --> 0:48:07.680
<v Speaker 2>And I will read to you the title and the

0:48:07.760 --> 0:48:10.239
<v Speaker 2>full description of the item, and you can tell me

0:48:10.320 --> 0:48:12.480
<v Speaker 2>after I tell you what it is, what in the

0:48:12.560 --> 0:48:16.200
<v Speaker 2>description you think led them to think it was weapons, weapons,

0:48:16.239 --> 0:48:19.560
<v Speaker 2>ammunition or anything explosive. Okay, So with that, I'm gonna

0:48:19.560 --> 0:48:20.759
<v Speaker 2>give you a couple of minutes, I'm gonna tell you

0:48:20.760 --> 0:48:24.280
<v Speaker 2>a quick story about a girl on on on TikTok.

0:48:24.960 --> 0:48:28.120
<v Speaker 2>So I'm scrolling the for you pages and I'm getting

0:48:28.160 --> 0:48:31.399
<v Speaker 2>politics and sports, my usual favorite stuff, and I see

0:48:31.440 --> 0:48:34.520
<v Speaker 2>this girl and I and she's yelling. She's like, that's

0:48:34.560 --> 0:48:36.799
<v Speaker 2>why I broke up with him. So I'm like, oh,

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:39.400
<v Speaker 2>maybe this would be good for the podcasts. She's doing

0:48:39.480 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 2>a live so, so her friend says, she's doing a duet.

0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:45.040
<v Speaker 2>So the friend says the other girl. He goes, well,

0:48:45.120 --> 0:48:45.719
<v Speaker 2>what was wrong?

0:48:45.920 --> 0:48:48.560
<v Speaker 3>She goes, he was always acting you all don chalant,

0:48:49.640 --> 0:48:50.480
<v Speaker 3>don chalant.

0:48:53.920 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 2>I love it. So the girl says, what do you mean?

0:48:56.200 --> 0:48:58.120
<v Speaker 2>She says, you know, he was acting all like, you know,

0:48:58.239 --> 0:49:00.480
<v Speaker 2>like don chalant with me. So he was all that.

0:49:01.160 --> 0:49:06.000
<v Speaker 2>So she's crossed pollinating nonchalant with don Juan. I don't

0:49:06.040 --> 0:49:08.800
<v Speaker 2>know where she got the don from, ye don Juan. No,

0:49:09.080 --> 0:49:11.239
<v Speaker 2>she this girl doesn't know who don Juan is. She

0:49:11.239 --> 0:49:14.080
<v Speaker 2>doesn't even know what nonchalant means. She said don chalant,

0:49:14.719 --> 0:49:17.440
<v Speaker 2>like like that's the name you give a guy who

0:49:17.520 --> 0:49:19.600
<v Speaker 2>acts like, you know, doesn't care or whatever.

0:49:20.440 --> 0:49:22.919
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's how don Juan.

0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:24.680
<v Speaker 2>I wish I could have gotten the audio, but it

0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:26.239
<v Speaker 2>was a live feed and she already said it. I

0:49:26.280 --> 0:49:28.600
<v Speaker 2>couldn't like rewind and go back, like, oh my god,

0:49:28.640 --> 0:49:30.960
<v Speaker 2>how great would this be? Yeah, it is all like

0:49:31.160 --> 0:49:34.160
<v Speaker 2>don chalant. Was it the mayor of Philly that said

0:49:34.200 --> 0:49:37.319
<v Speaker 2>that the one who can't spell the Eagles? The one

0:49:37.360 --> 0:49:42.000
<v Speaker 2>who can't spell eagles? Yeah? Okay, I hope Slices you

0:49:42.080 --> 0:49:44.560
<v Speaker 2>had enough time. They've had enough time on this with

0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:48.439
<v Speaker 2>your guesses. Okay, so scary, give you one more guess.

0:49:48.480 --> 0:49:50.080
<v Speaker 2>It's not like they have give you one more guess.

0:49:50.960 --> 0:49:54.480
<v Speaker 2>It's probably something that doesn't even It just like looks

0:49:54.560 --> 0:49:56.840
<v Speaker 2>like a weapon and the AI picked it up and

0:49:56.960 --> 0:50:03.759
<v Speaker 2>they I'm gonna say you were trying to sell. Uh,

0:50:04.360 --> 0:50:08.640
<v Speaker 2>how about I'm looking around my house. What I wouldn't either,

0:50:08.760 --> 0:50:14.200
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't even know. Okay, here's the full description. The

0:50:14.360 --> 0:50:21.960
<v Speaker 2>club steering wheel lock comes with one key. It's a

0:50:22.120 --> 0:50:25.920
<v Speaker 2>red steering wheel lock, but also that goes around your

0:50:25.920 --> 0:50:28.879
<v Speaker 2>steering wheel and your break. A club is also could

0:50:28.880 --> 0:50:31.880
<v Speaker 2>be a weapon, a club, like when you club somebody

0:50:32.000 --> 0:50:36.440
<v Speaker 2>with something. I'm thinking of flintstones era a club or

0:50:36.880 --> 0:50:39.200
<v Speaker 2>a cup, a police baton like a club.

0:50:40.200 --> 0:50:46.440
<v Speaker 3>So d word, the club is a weapon, explosives or ammunition.

0:50:46.680 --> 0:50:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, there's hundreds of people selling clubs on the

0:50:50.280 --> 0:50:53.840
<v Speaker 2>on Facebook. It's been up. It's been up on Facebook

0:50:53.880 --> 0:50:56.919
<v Speaker 2>Marketplace for six months. So I appealed it. I said,

0:50:56.960 --> 0:50:59.359
<v Speaker 2>this isn't it's none of those things. But my only

0:50:59.480 --> 0:51:03.000
<v Speaker 2>choice is appeal it where it's not offensive in my region,

0:51:03.560 --> 0:51:06.560
<v Speaker 2>which it's not. It was to raise awareness of what

0:51:06.760 --> 0:51:09.440
<v Speaker 2>auto theft. No, okay, okay, I wouldn't. I'm gonna go

0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:12.759
<v Speaker 2>with you, it's not offensive in your region. Yes, that's

0:51:12.800 --> 0:51:14.200
<v Speaker 2>what I chose. I haven't heard back yet.

0:51:16.360 --> 0:51:16.919
<v Speaker 3>That's dumb.

0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:20.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I risk I risk losing my right to post

0:51:20.800 --> 0:51:24.399
<v Speaker 2>things on Facebook because I'm selling a wheel lock an

0:51:24.400 --> 0:51:29.279
<v Speaker 2>anti theft device. I can't the club the club, right,

0:51:29.440 --> 0:51:31.960
<v Speaker 2>that's that's the that's the name of the product. That's

0:51:32.000 --> 0:51:35.120
<v Speaker 2>the company name. Well, the company name is Winner International,

0:51:35.440 --> 0:51:36.879
<v Speaker 2>but the name of the product is the club.

0:51:37.000 --> 0:51:38.800
<v Speaker 3>They flagged me. I got flagged.

0:51:40.200 --> 0:51:41.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, I really give me a whole speech about

0:51:42.200 --> 0:51:47.600
<v Speaker 2>how our our AI systems are are applied evenly to

0:51:47.719 --> 0:51:48.360
<v Speaker 2>all listings.

0:51:49.680 --> 0:51:51.799
<v Speaker 3>Nah, they're not right.

0:51:52.000 --> 0:51:52.279
<v Speaker 2>So I.

0:51:54.239 --> 0:51:59.080
<v Speaker 3>You you'd actually you'd actually be offended by this. I

0:51:59.160 --> 0:52:00.560
<v Speaker 3>already am. So.

0:52:00.880 --> 0:52:06.080
<v Speaker 2>I Basically, I booked a hotel stay my girlfriend and

0:52:06.120 --> 0:52:11.000
<v Speaker 2>I for coming up me me for for later this summer.

0:52:11.880 --> 0:52:15.040
<v Speaker 2>I went ahead and I went to go price it out,

0:52:16.920 --> 0:52:20.840
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh man, it's yeah, it's pretty expensive.

0:52:21.120 --> 0:52:23.680
<v Speaker 2>You know. It's like three hundred and seventy five dollars

0:52:23.719 --> 0:52:27.000
<v Speaker 2>a night, which is so pricey price, you know. I mean, sure,

0:52:27.000 --> 0:52:28.880
<v Speaker 2>it's nice. It's a kind of place. It's also a

0:52:28.960 --> 0:52:32.480
<v Speaker 2>splurge for a weekend. And it's for not a like

0:52:32.520 --> 0:52:35.320
<v Speaker 2>a holiday weekend or anything like that. It's just regular weekend.

0:52:35.560 --> 0:52:37.440
<v Speaker 2>So I said, all right, great, let me book this.

0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:40.600
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, wait a minute, but maybe maybe we

0:52:41.160 --> 0:52:43.960
<v Speaker 2>do business with them sometimes I'll send an email over,

0:52:44.160 --> 0:52:47.879
<v Speaker 2>you know, to see if you know, maybe they happen

0:52:47.920 --> 0:52:50.000
<v Speaker 2>to listen to the show. You know, asked for like

0:52:50.040 --> 0:52:52.560
<v Speaker 2>a maybe like a little bit of a media rate

0:52:52.640 --> 0:52:53.840
<v Speaker 2>or something like a little bit of it, just a

0:52:53.920 --> 0:52:54.840
<v Speaker 2>little bit of a discount.

0:52:55.120 --> 0:52:57.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't care, that's fair. No, No, we used to

0:52:57.440 --> 0:52:57.759
<v Speaker 3>get those.

0:52:57.880 --> 0:52:59.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying, I'm trying to get a little bit, you know,

0:52:59.600 --> 0:53:01.120
<v Speaker 2>a little She was like, like to give out a

0:53:01.160 --> 0:53:05.160
<v Speaker 2>media rate. Yeah, of course, So I said that email,

0:53:05.719 --> 0:53:07.880
<v Speaker 2>you know, from my Scary Jones account. Of course, I mean,

0:53:08.000 --> 0:53:09.319
<v Speaker 2>of course how to.

0:53:09.320 --> 0:53:12.320
<v Speaker 3>Pull that car Barry Jones at bougie bastarductor, right, And

0:53:12.920 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 3>since we.

0:53:13.280 --> 0:53:16.120
<v Speaker 2>Were going to a city where we broadcast too, like

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:18.640
<v Speaker 2>maybe there's a there's a shot, So you're.

0:53:18.480 --> 0:53:20.279
<v Speaker 3>Saying there's a chance that they may have might have

0:53:20.400 --> 0:53:25.239
<v Speaker 3>heard of Elvis. Elvis the show. iHeart whatever. So I

0:53:25.960 --> 0:53:27.719
<v Speaker 3>wrote to them and and.

0:53:29.280 --> 0:53:31.080
<v Speaker 2>The woman wrote back to me and she goes, oh

0:53:31.200 --> 0:53:34.400
<v Speaker 2>my god, I happen to be a big fan of

0:53:34.480 --> 0:53:38.440
<v Speaker 2>the show. She was, I know, you guys guys are awesome, terrific.

0:53:38.560 --> 0:53:40.719
<v Speaker 3>So I said, this is amazing. Shecause, let me let

0:53:40.800 --> 0:53:42.279
<v Speaker 3>me bring in my team.

0:53:42.560 --> 0:53:45.400
<v Speaker 2>And then she did the old C c C C,

0:53:45.640 --> 0:53:50.200
<v Speaker 2>like four people, the area of sales, director of the region,

0:53:50.520 --> 0:53:53.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, the general sales manager that, yeah, the sales

0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:57.920
<v Speaker 2>and marketing, all the big shots, all all people, and

0:53:58.000 --> 0:54:01.680
<v Speaker 2>they're like, hey, introducing you now, passing you along to

0:54:01.880 --> 0:54:06.120
<v Speaker 2>this person and this person will get you set up

0:54:07.239 --> 0:54:10.319
<v Speaker 2>and it's gonna be great. So we're gonna we're gonna

0:54:10.360 --> 0:54:13.000
<v Speaker 2>give you a great rate there and take care of

0:54:13.080 --> 0:54:15.760
<v Speaker 2>you for that weekend like a VIP Yeah, a VIP

0:54:15.920 --> 0:54:20.839
<v Speaker 2>style again again, Now the hotel is three seventy five

0:54:20.920 --> 0:54:23.680
<v Speaker 2>and night, how much would you how much would you

0:54:24.280 --> 0:54:26.920
<v Speaker 2>expect or would you think that somebody who's like a

0:54:27.000 --> 0:54:30.239
<v Speaker 2>big fan of the show that is coppying you to

0:54:30.320 --> 0:54:33.359
<v Speaker 2>emails and yeah, introducing you to everybody else.

0:54:34.040 --> 0:54:38.560
<v Speaker 3>So based on previous experience when I was but not

0:54:38.719 --> 0:54:41.160
<v Speaker 3>a sponsor, and this was not anything that we ever

0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:41.400
<v Speaker 3>did on.

0:54:41.719 --> 0:54:44.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is just just just based on prior experience

0:54:45.040 --> 0:54:48.839
<v Speaker 2>living that life and being involved in that world where people,

0:54:48.960 --> 0:54:50.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, you go to restaurants, they take care of

0:54:50.640 --> 0:54:55.279
<v Speaker 2>you whatever I would say, just to cover costs and housekeeping,

0:54:55.840 --> 0:54:59.160
<v Speaker 2>you know, and any incidentals. I'm thinking on a three

0:54:59.239 --> 0:55:00.239
<v Speaker 2>seventy five, like.

0:55:04.200 --> 0:55:06.399
<v Speaker 3>You would think one.

0:55:07.840 --> 0:55:11.800
<v Speaker 2>Something like that. I was thinking they gave less. I

0:55:11.960 --> 0:55:13.759
<v Speaker 2>was thinking, like, you know what ninety nine, you know,

0:55:14.239 --> 0:55:17.239
<v Speaker 2>two hundred dollars maybe to to and change. Yeah, take

0:55:17.320 --> 0:55:20.759
<v Speaker 2>take some money to a VIP situation and treatment. Like oh,

0:55:20.800 --> 0:55:21.960
<v Speaker 2>we were all right, so.

0:55:23.080 --> 0:55:27.760
<v Speaker 3>Ten, like, we're happy to give you a our special

0:55:27.840 --> 0:55:28.920
<v Speaker 3>rate of three twenty.

0:55:29.680 --> 0:55:36.600
<v Speaker 2>What what you got the Torvago price? I was like,

0:55:37.160 --> 0:55:40.040
<v Speaker 2>you got KAYAKT and oh wait no no, but no

0:55:40.160 --> 0:55:43.800
<v Speaker 2>this weekning the pop Brody, They're gonna give me.

0:55:44.440 --> 0:55:46.560
<v Speaker 3>They're gonna give me. Oh, they're gonna waive the resort

0:55:46.640 --> 0:55:49.600
<v Speaker 3>fee for me. Oh the resort fee, the made up

0:55:49.640 --> 0:55:50.520
<v Speaker 3>bullshit feed.

0:55:50.520 --> 0:55:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Right, the fee that's the invisible fee that they don't

0:55:53.200 --> 0:55:55.239
<v Speaker 2>really need to charge, but they charged that just to

0:55:55.320 --> 0:55:58.600
<v Speaker 2>jack the price. They took fifty five dollars off for

0:55:58.760 --> 0:56:00.520
<v Speaker 2>someone that they know is in the media with a

0:56:00.640 --> 0:56:01.960
<v Speaker 2>huge social media following.

0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:05.719
<v Speaker 3>Well, well, no, hold on that. They can figure it out.

0:56:05.840 --> 0:56:06.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm sure they looked you up.

0:56:07.480 --> 0:56:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they they they they went to all this trouble

0:56:10.200 --> 0:56:12.440
<v Speaker 2>at copy and CC and bringing the manager and the

0:56:12.480 --> 0:56:14.680
<v Speaker 2>regional guy. Yeah, oh we got a wet.

0:56:14.600 --> 0:56:15.880
<v Speaker 3>VP and they said, oh we know it.

0:56:16.360 --> 0:56:18.840
<v Speaker 2>It gets better though, they said we're also going to

0:56:19.280 --> 0:56:23.720
<v Speaker 2>guess what We're going to upgrade your room upon availability.

0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:26.440
<v Speaker 3>So it's oh, is a nice basket?

0:56:28.000 --> 0:56:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Now wait a second, slight listen, slice, I should out them,

0:56:30.840 --> 0:56:33.520
<v Speaker 2>but no slice and never going to hold up before

0:56:33.560 --> 0:56:36.200
<v Speaker 2>we go any further. I know the slices are like,

0:56:37.600 --> 0:56:39.960
<v Speaker 2>f you scary, you shouldn't be getting all these perks

0:56:40.120 --> 0:56:41.800
<v Speaker 2>like because I know the slices are not They're not

0:56:41.840 --> 0:56:43.480
<v Speaker 2>going to side with me on this no matter what

0:56:43.640 --> 0:56:45.840
<v Speaker 2>we say. That's why it's kind of a rock and

0:56:45.880 --> 0:56:47.759
<v Speaker 2>a hard place. You know, we don't want to tell

0:56:47.760 --> 0:56:50.440
<v Speaker 2>you this on the podcast because it's it's just bougie.

0:56:50.520 --> 0:56:53.600
<v Speaker 2>It's a boogie thing, first world problems. Here's what I

0:56:53.680 --> 0:56:55.600
<v Speaker 2>want to say as a man of the people. Fifty

0:56:55.680 --> 0:56:57.920
<v Speaker 2>five dollars is a lot of money. It is in

0:56:58.000 --> 0:57:00.120
<v Speaker 2>the grand scheme of things. Fifty five dollars is not

0:57:00.160 --> 0:57:03.320
<v Speaker 2>going to get any any you know, mercy five dollars

0:57:03.400 --> 0:57:05.879
<v Speaker 2>off is great. I mean, it's it's still fifty five

0:57:05.920 --> 0:57:09.440
<v Speaker 2>bucks for scary. That's an appetizer. But my point is

0:57:10.840 --> 0:57:14.440
<v Speaker 2>in the grand scheme of the way people in media

0:57:15.000 --> 0:57:17.360
<v Speaker 2>and the way the way this woman acted and the

0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:19.040
<v Speaker 2>way she made it like oh, we're gonna get all

0:57:19.040 --> 0:57:23.200
<v Speaker 2>these people involved. It gives the impression at least forty

0:57:23.240 --> 0:57:25.120
<v Speaker 2>percent off, you know, fifty.

0:57:25.040 --> 0:57:27.080
<v Speaker 3>Something you're talking about.

0:57:27.360 --> 0:57:30.240
<v Speaker 2>I find it laughable fifteen percent off roughly, And I'm

0:57:30.240 --> 0:57:33.640
<v Speaker 2>not being ungrateful, but it just seems odd to go

0:57:33.720 --> 0:57:37.120
<v Speaker 2>to all that hoopla to come back with like three twenty.

0:57:37.760 --> 0:57:41.080
<v Speaker 2>It just seems like that's like, that's like if you

0:57:41.160 --> 0:57:43.000
<v Speaker 2>go and the ice machines broken, they go, all right,

0:57:43.000 --> 0:57:45.760
<v Speaker 2>we'll charge you three twenty. Like that's like, that's the

0:57:45.880 --> 0:57:47.920
<v Speaker 2>least that's like the least off I've ever liked. I

0:57:48.360 --> 0:57:50.280
<v Speaker 2>feel I feel like they hate me. I feel like

0:57:50.840 --> 0:57:53.080
<v Speaker 2>we don't like this guy very much. Let's give him

0:57:53.080 --> 0:57:55.880
<v Speaker 2>the old. I feel like they found out you don't

0:57:55.880 --> 0:57:58.960
<v Speaker 2>pay for flat tires and just buy new tires because

0:57:58.960 --> 0:57:59.960
<v Speaker 2>you have the tire package.

0:58:00.080 --> 0:58:02.520
<v Speaker 3>So three twenty they figure with the potential, with.

0:58:02.600 --> 0:58:07.120
<v Speaker 2>The potential to upgrade if there's available availability, and and

0:58:07.440 --> 0:58:10.840
<v Speaker 2>I waved resort fee, Brody, I still gotta pay taxes

0:58:10.880 --> 0:58:13.400
<v Speaker 2>on that though. You know what I would say, I

0:58:13.440 --> 0:58:14.920
<v Speaker 2>would of course say thank you and to be appreciated

0:58:14.920 --> 0:58:17.360
<v Speaker 2>of them, Yes I did, That's what I did. That

0:58:17.480 --> 0:58:19.600
<v Speaker 2>seems that seems that seems a little chintzy to me.

0:58:19.720 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 2>That seems a little like, I don't know, like you

0:58:22.320 --> 0:58:24.040
<v Speaker 2>know what. I I'd rather they come back and say

0:58:24.080 --> 0:58:28.080
<v Speaker 2>there's nothing we can do. Yeah, that my case, I'll

0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:31.040
<v Speaker 2>take the fifty five. But in your case, I feel like,

0:58:31.640 --> 0:58:34.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, two fifty two seventy five, take one hundred

0:58:34.600 --> 0:58:35.320
<v Speaker 2>dollars off something.

0:58:35.480 --> 0:58:38.720
<v Speaker 3>Saying something fifty five three twenty seems like an automount.

0:58:39.040 --> 0:58:42.840
<v Speaker 2>And then and then they're like, oh so so maybe

0:58:43.080 --> 0:58:45.600
<v Speaker 2>maybe when we get there, they'll you know, they'll throw

0:58:45.640 --> 0:58:48.280
<v Speaker 2>on a nnity in. Hey, here's a bottle of wine

0:58:48.360 --> 0:58:53.000
<v Speaker 2>or something or whatever, complimentary lounge chairs because a couple

0:58:53.000 --> 0:58:55.960
<v Speaker 2>of cabana or something salty, love love corn.

0:58:56.800 --> 0:58:59.120
<v Speaker 3>I'd like a cabana for the day. That'll be great.

0:58:59.680 --> 0:59:03.120
<v Speaker 2>But well, that's odd. You're probably ten percent off, right.

0:59:04.200 --> 0:59:07.160
<v Speaker 2>I thought you'd find that funny. I thought you'd to

0:59:07.240 --> 0:59:09.640
<v Speaker 2>this hotel. If you go to this hotel, well, I'm

0:59:09.680 --> 0:59:11.960
<v Speaker 2>certainly not gonna I'm not gonna do social media for them.

0:59:12.160 --> 0:59:14.120
<v Speaker 2>F them and then I getting there, you're not gonna

0:59:14.760 --> 0:59:16.920
<v Speaker 2>me but not slices. You know how difficult it is,

0:59:16.960 --> 0:59:18.600
<v Speaker 2>scary is gonna go to like a resort, hotel, a

0:59:18.680 --> 0:59:25.160
<v Speaker 2>fancy hotom vacation. Yeah, oh my god, I'm driving myself crazy.

0:59:25.320 --> 0:59:26.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need a street.

0:59:27.080 --> 0:59:28.800
<v Speaker 3>You should go to the hotel across the street and

0:59:28.880 --> 0:59:32.840
<v Speaker 3>film there. Yeah, now we're talking like, oh, I'm.

0:59:32.720 --> 0:59:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Over at the Plaza delt whatever across the street from

0:59:36.040 --> 0:59:44.280
<v Speaker 2>this place is awesome. Just when you go to this hotel, scary.

0:59:44.360 --> 0:59:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Just act don chalant, don chalan. Hey, I'm going to

0:59:48.160 --> 0:59:50.800
<v Speaker 2>a hotel this weekend. Of course you are find out

0:59:50.800 --> 0:59:52.800
<v Speaker 2>with the with the Morning Show where we're going to

0:59:52.920 --> 0:59:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Universal Orlando Resort and we're gonna be broadcasting from there Monday.

0:59:57.280 --> 1:00:00.600
<v Speaker 2>But this is gonna be the first tom well one

1:00:00.600 --> 1:00:02.760
<v Speaker 2>of the second time ever that I'm going to be

1:00:02.920 --> 1:00:06.600
<v Speaker 2>out of town for the Super Bowl. I think I

1:00:06.720 --> 1:00:10.320
<v Speaker 2>might have mentioned it last time last week, but uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm not gonna be here.

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<v Speaker 3>Sucks.

1:00:12.720 --> 1:00:14.480
<v Speaker 2>But you're gonna be watching it. You're gonna be like

1:00:14.520 --> 1:00:17.120
<v Speaker 2>a hobnobbin with the coworkers and out partying and not

1:00:17.200 --> 1:00:17.760
<v Speaker 2>watching the game.

1:00:17.880 --> 1:00:19.280
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, we're gonna we're gonna watch it.

1:00:19.320 --> 1:00:22.120
<v Speaker 2>I think we may well, you know, kind of ransack

1:00:22.280 --> 1:00:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Elvis's room, kind of bum rush Elvis's room.

1:00:24.800 --> 1:00:26.520
<v Speaker 3>And oh, because you know he'll have the game on.

1:00:27.280 --> 1:00:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I mean we'll.

1:00:28.280 --> 1:00:28.800
<v Speaker 3>Force it on it.

1:00:28.880 --> 1:00:32.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's an event. Come on. And and do

1:00:33.040 --> 1:00:37.640
<v Speaker 2>you uh I had a question about about that. Do

1:00:37.720 --> 1:00:40.640
<v Speaker 2>you do you believe in any of these betting on

1:00:40.680 --> 1:00:42.840
<v Speaker 2>any of these prop bets about Taylor Swift?

1:00:43.480 --> 1:00:44.480
<v Speaker 3>You know how many times.

1:00:44.360 --> 1:00:46.920
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna show her will if they if the Chiefs win,

1:00:47.040 --> 1:00:50.080
<v Speaker 2>will Travis proposed to her on the field. Definitely not

1:00:50.160 --> 1:00:51.800
<v Speaker 2>going to propose to her on the field. That's tacky,

1:00:52.200 --> 1:00:56.120
<v Speaker 2>not not if like slices of you did it, it's

1:00:56.440 --> 1:01:00.040
<v Speaker 2>a non starter. Yeah, he's not gonna propose after a loss. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I don't think celebrities do that. That's

1:01:02.720 --> 1:01:06.080
<v Speaker 2>what Yeah, that's what non celebrities do. I mean, I'm

1:01:06.120 --> 1:01:08.480
<v Speaker 2>not saying no celebrities do that, but I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's this. How long is the national

1:01:10.280 --> 1:01:12.440
<v Speaker 2>anthem gonna be? Is it gonna be two minutes and

1:01:12.480 --> 1:01:16.080
<v Speaker 2>twelve seconds? I see twelve? It's fun to do that.

1:01:16.480 --> 1:01:19.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't gamble that much, so I don't do those,

1:01:19.880 --> 1:01:21.880
<v Speaker 2>but it's fun. I used to like buy a box

1:01:21.920 --> 1:01:24.240
<v Speaker 2>every once in a while. Yeah, and I would always

1:01:24.240 --> 1:01:27.280
<v Speaker 2>get like two and five yo, and then you're out.

1:01:27.320 --> 1:01:30.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm in a football pool where where the final prize

1:01:31.200 --> 1:01:32.280
<v Speaker 2>is a role all the way. If I had a

1:01:32.280 --> 1:01:35.520
<v Speaker 2>football pool, I wouldn't let you in it. Why because

1:01:35.520 --> 1:01:42.160
<v Speaker 2>it's a pool. Because it's a pool. So me and

1:01:42.280 --> 1:01:45.080
<v Speaker 2>three of my buddies are splitting oh eight, the three

1:01:45.160 --> 1:01:47.600
<v Speaker 2>buddies and I. Three of my buddies and me are

1:01:47.640 --> 1:01:52.440
<v Speaker 2>splitting A, A and I. We're all splitting a box

1:01:53.520 --> 1:01:56.280
<v Speaker 2>one box in one box. Your chief basketball well, which

1:01:56.360 --> 1:01:59.919
<v Speaker 2>is the grand prize is a Rolex watch and the box.

1:02:00.760 --> 1:02:03.520
<v Speaker 2>The boxes were five hundred dollars each, so you don't

1:02:03.520 --> 1:02:04.080
<v Speaker 2>wear a watch?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but the cost? How are the three of you

1:02:07.400 --> 1:02:08.520
<v Speaker 3>are gonna split a Rolex?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's a great question. What are you wearing from

1:02:13.280 --> 1:02:14.560
<v Speaker 2>like midnight to five?

1:02:14.640 --> 1:02:17.560
<v Speaker 1>And then he the next guy wears We realize it

1:02:18.000 --> 1:02:20.280
<v Speaker 1>that that was the final prize and if so, if

1:02:20.600 --> 1:02:23.960
<v Speaker 1>if our box gets picked, how the fuck Well, obviously

1:02:24.080 --> 1:02:26.440
<v Speaker 1>we would find out the cash val watch, have to

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<v Speaker 1>sell the watch and have to get cash in it,

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<v Speaker 1>which means you probably get seventy five percent of the

1:02:30.160 --> 1:02:30.960
<v Speaker 1>full value of the watch.

1:02:31.000 --> 1:02:33.360
<v Speaker 3>No one's gonna pay any more than that without a warranty.

1:02:33.560 --> 1:02:38.000
<v Speaker 2>Shit, I don't know. Screw myself over, by the way,

1:02:38.000 --> 1:02:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I've always found the role X to be the biggest

1:02:40.840 --> 1:02:42.360
<v Speaker 2>waste of money. And I'll tell you why I do

1:02:42.520 --> 1:02:46.200
<v Speaker 2>not own one. Do you No? It just says to me,

1:02:46.440 --> 1:02:49.680
<v Speaker 2>David Brody, you think I'm gonna pay for a Rolex watch?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's when when I called it's the biggest waste

1:02:52.080 --> 1:02:52.400
<v Speaker 2>of money.

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<v Speaker 3>R O L e c ks.

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<v Speaker 2>You own one of those? No, I do not. I

1:02:57.120 --> 1:02:59.080
<v Speaker 2>believe in spending money on things that work better if

1:02:59.120 --> 1:03:03.120
<v Speaker 2>you spend more money on them. The best watch, Rolex

1:03:03.160 --> 1:03:05.800
<v Speaker 2>watch is gonna tell time the same as a cheap

1:03:05.840 --> 1:03:07.920
<v Speaker 2>watch that tells time. Yeah, fair enough.

1:03:07.960 --> 1:03:09.000
<v Speaker 3>You can't tell time better?

1:03:09.560 --> 1:03:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Now? Does it look better? Yeah? Sure?

1:03:11.360 --> 1:03:12.919
<v Speaker 3>Then I bang it in a doorway when I'm walking

1:03:12.920 --> 1:03:14.280
<v Speaker 3>through a door and I close my card door.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never been into jewelry. Do you know That's the

1:03:16.120 --> 1:03:18.640
<v Speaker 2>one thing about Scary Jones that people don't know. I

1:03:18.720 --> 1:03:23.800
<v Speaker 2>don't own a jewelry rngew jewelry, jewelry whatever it is,

1:03:23.880 --> 1:03:28.720
<v Speaker 2>no jewelry, jewelry, jewelry. Well, I don't own any jewelry.

1:03:29.040 --> 1:03:31.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't I don't I don't have chains. I got

1:03:31.600 --> 1:03:32.280
<v Speaker 2>one chain.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't have a horn?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't own it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't own any across from when you were a kid.

1:03:37.400 --> 1:03:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Now. I have a couple of watches, but they're not

1:03:39.520 --> 1:03:43.880
<v Speaker 2>like you know, they're not conversation piece, a wedding rings.

1:03:43.920 --> 1:03:46.040
<v Speaker 2>I know that I don't have an ap my ap

1:03:46.200 --> 1:03:49.400
<v Speaker 2>going psycho. I don't have a wedding ring now, I

1:03:49.480 --> 1:03:51.680
<v Speaker 2>got no watches like that. Not to that. You don't.

1:03:51.760 --> 1:03:53.560
<v Speaker 2>You don't have a college ring or a high school ring.

1:03:53.880 --> 1:03:56.600
<v Speaker 2>I had I have those, but with that, who wears

1:03:56.640 --> 1:03:58.640
<v Speaker 2>their high school ring? No, wait a minute, you're an

1:03:58.680 --> 1:03:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Italian from Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 3>You never had a go chain?

1:04:00.760 --> 1:04:05.840
<v Speaker 2>Nope, never owned one, never owned a pinky ring. I

1:04:05.880 --> 1:04:09.919
<v Speaker 2>don't own I own nothing. I own nothing, And maybe

1:04:09.960 --> 1:04:12.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm weird that way, but no, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think.

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<v Speaker 3>Jewelry except for my my wedding ring.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing is the only jewelry I really have. I

1:04:16.360 --> 1:04:18.680
<v Speaker 2>have cuff links if you consider those jewelry, not really

1:04:19.360 --> 1:04:21.480
<v Speaker 2>so No, I'm not a jewelry person either. Got no

1:04:21.600 --> 1:04:24.000
<v Speaker 2>use for a rolex or anything like that, or, as

1:04:24.000 --> 1:04:25.960
<v Speaker 2>the girls in the old neighbor used to say, jewelerry.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how I say it, But it's not jewelry. Jeweler

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<v Speaker 2>is someone who sells jewelry. Jewel Yeah. No. The last

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<v Speaker 2>time I was away for the Super Bowl was we

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<v Speaker 2>were We were in the Bahamas, Brody, we were try

1:04:38.120 --> 1:04:41.640
<v Speaker 2>that was Giant's Patriots Patriot Conference room, and that was

1:04:41.760 --> 1:04:47.480
<v Speaker 2>the famous helmet eleven, the Tyree helmet catch that was eleven. Well,

1:04:47.560 --> 1:04:50.439
<v Speaker 2>that one might have been two thousand and eight seven

1:04:50.560 --> 1:04:53.280
<v Speaker 2>seven eleven, I think years. Yeah, well it was, I

1:04:53.320 --> 1:04:54.360
<v Speaker 2>think it was two thousand and seven.

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<v Speaker 3>Whatever, it's not. The point is we saw both of them.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we were there for both of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we were we I don't know they have been Yeah, yeah,

1:05:01.560 --> 1:05:03.400
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, but in Atlanta, it's gonna be weird being

1:05:03.440 --> 1:05:03.880
<v Speaker 2>out of town.

1:05:04.160 --> 1:05:06.040
<v Speaker 3>But what else?

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<v Speaker 2>What else you want to cover? We have a couple

1:05:07.840 --> 1:05:11.120
<v Speaker 2>of some downtime here. Did we finally come to the

1:05:11.200 --> 1:05:16.680
<v Speaker 2>end of Netflix? Is that? Oh? Hilarious? I just started

1:05:16.720 --> 1:05:20.760
<v Speaker 2>watching Severance, which came out three years ago, and it

1:05:21.040 --> 1:05:24.720
<v Speaker 2>is a creepy, weird show and the first episode may

1:05:24.720 --> 1:05:26.600
<v Speaker 2>be claustrophobic, like I got.

1:05:27.080 --> 1:05:27.680
<v Speaker 3>I felt like that.

1:05:27.840 --> 1:05:29.560
<v Speaker 2>I felt like my room was closing in on me

1:05:29.800 --> 1:05:31.840
<v Speaker 2>when I was watching it. It's a very unusual show.

1:05:32.040 --> 1:05:34.840
<v Speaker 2>But I'm enjoying it, Like I'm up to the third episode.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm enjoying it. But it's fucking weird. Let me ask

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<v Speaker 3>you a questions, scar Let me see you.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what?

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<v Speaker 3>You would never do this? You know what Severance is about?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't watch you know me. I have a couple

1:05:46.560 --> 1:05:48.840
<v Speaker 2>of things that I've watched recently. But okay, it's not

1:05:48.920 --> 1:05:51.040
<v Speaker 2>a spoiler. This is this is actually the plot of Severance.

1:05:51.520 --> 1:05:55.920
<v Speaker 2>Severance refers to being severed. So people who volunteer for

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<v Speaker 2>this either that their lives are miserable or they whatever the.

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<v Speaker 3>Case, Okay, they agree to a procedure.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to tell you what it is, but

1:06:04.160 --> 1:06:07.280
<v Speaker 2>because I don't give it anyway, it's a procedure that

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<v Speaker 2>when you walk into work, you go into an elevator,

1:06:10.360 --> 1:06:14.040
<v Speaker 2>and as you're going down the elevator, your complete mind

1:06:14.120 --> 1:06:17.560
<v Speaker 2>shuts off and turns back on as an employee of

1:06:17.640 --> 1:06:20.880
<v Speaker 2>the company, and you don't no longer remember anything about

1:06:20.920 --> 1:06:23.000
<v Speaker 2>your outside world, or as they call it, an audi

1:06:23.440 --> 1:06:26.200
<v Speaker 2>So you live eight hours a day not remembering your

1:06:26.240 --> 1:06:30.680
<v Speaker 2>outside world. If you have family, nothing you have no pictures, nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't write yourself a note. They've got detectors on

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<v Speaker 2>the elevator that read any lettering or writing. You can't write,

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<v Speaker 2>write yourself a note to your Inny. So people work

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<v Speaker 2>and they do this job. It's a very weird job.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they get back on the elevator and then

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<v Speaker 2>halfway going up the elevator, their mind snaps and they

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<v Speaker 2>come back and now they only know their outside life

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<v Speaker 2>and they have no remembrance of their workday. So they

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<v Speaker 2>have two separate people. So imagine you went home, you

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't remember work looking at the radio station. Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So they live two separate lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost completely different lives, two completely different lives. And so

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<v Speaker 2>it's a show about like people who volunteer. Like one guy,

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<v Speaker 2>his wife died or she left him and he wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to like forget about his misery for eight hours a day,

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<v Speaker 2>and so he goes and he does this, and he

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<v Speaker 2>goes in the elevator and then he forgets and he's

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<v Speaker 2>this other guy.

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<v Speaker 3>He does his job.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got friends at work, never sees them again, leaves,

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<v Speaker 2>goes home, doesn't know the people he works with, doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>remember what he does for a living.

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<v Speaker 3>He has no clue.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool. That sounds actually like something I may be into. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>so when you come home, you wouldn't be able to podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't remember anything about work. No, I mean watching

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<v Speaker 2>the show. Oh oh like doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's an interesting concept. I would never do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It would drive me crazy, Like I would like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I guess I want to go back. Like there's somebody

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<v Speaker 2>in the show again, it's not spoiling anything. Who hates

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<v Speaker 2>their job initially, yeah right, and they're like, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to go home.

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<v Speaker 3>I quit.

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, you can't quit. Your outside person signed you

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<v Speaker 2>up for this, and so they leave, but then don't

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<v Speaker 2>remember hating their jobs. You'll go back to work. That's hysterical. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe I'll get into that. But I did. I did

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<v Speaker 2>find some good TV that I highly recommend. I wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to recommend to the slices because you know me, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't watch TV. F the guy who doesn't watch TV

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<v Speaker 2>very much. Yeah, well I I saw I finally after

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<v Speaker 2>a year, saw the roast of Tom Brady. That was

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hilarious. Slices, you gotta watch that. It is a

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<v Speaker 2>little it's a long so so definitely fast forward through.

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<v Speaker 2>But who was on that The female comedian, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I missing. I can't even think of her name.

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<v Speaker 3>She killed it. She crushed it so much that I

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<v Speaker 3>forgot her name. Brodie's looking it up.

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<v Speaker 2>But she was great. Also, the Jerry Springer story. The

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<v Speaker 2>Jerry Springer is like three episodes. It's an easy watch.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy shit, behind the scenes of how that came together,

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<v Speaker 2>and the producer and the people behind the scenes, and

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<v Speaker 2>how evil they were in wrapping these people up to

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<v Speaker 2>go on live TV and do the things that they did.

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<v Speaker 2>These were real people, by the way, not actors. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's crazy the way that show was in its heyday,

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<v Speaker 2>how insane it was behind the scenes, and how they

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<v Speaker 2>got away with what they got away with, totally totally

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<v Speaker 2>up a lot of people's alleys.

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<v Speaker 3>I would I would recommend that one and all the

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<v Speaker 3>shows that that aired. Like six months ago, you're breaking

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<v Speaker 3>news with.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, not breaking news. It's catching up. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you see get Gotti.

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<v Speaker 3>From I get? I guess there's a couple of years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all about the mobsters, John John John Gotti.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's with Travolta, Is it with Travolta, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Travalta was played Gotty in one movie, No No, this.

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<v Speaker 3>Is a real life bio pick. It was like a documentary.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about the rise and fall of him and how

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<v Speaker 2>they wire tapped his ravenite social club things and all

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<v Speaker 2>the and how the Hole mafia went down in because

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<v Speaker 2>because of wiretaps and some people who you know, sang

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<v Speaker 2>like canaries.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, that was fascinating to me. It's very it's a

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<v Speaker 3>very New York story. What if I said, Nikki, would

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<v Speaker 3>that help you? Nicki Glazer? Nicki Glazer, she is brilliant

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<v Speaker 3>and finally you know.

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<v Speaker 2>She's rejuvenated her career based because of that roast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>oh that She's on a huge tour now, she's getting

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<v Speaker 2>gigs and sponsorships. She's done a lot of attention because

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<v Speaker 2>of how great she was. I mean, she was funny

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<v Speaker 2>before that, but you know, she was in a sea

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<v Speaker 2>of comedians she she blasted out, which.

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<v Speaker 3>She crushed a lot of them too.

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<v Speaker 2>And I saw the Saturday Night Live movie Saturday Night

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<v Speaker 2>which is terrific.

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<v Speaker 3>You saw that, Oh, I saw it the day came out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's and obviously with SNL having its fiftieth

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<v Speaker 2>anniversary coming up and where I'm excited for him coming

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<v Speaker 2>up next week.

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<v Speaker 3>I loved every second of that. Now, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>how much.

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<v Speaker 2>Terrific was you know a stretch you know, for for

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<v Speaker 2>just for film, because again obviously that was a reenactment,

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<v Speaker 2>but they changed some things about the way Belushi walked

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<v Speaker 2>out on his contract was slightly different. They fudged a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of things. They made it sad of it from

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<v Speaker 2>from what the actual people who were in you know,

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<v Speaker 2>project projected or trade in the movie said, it's pretty close. Yeah, okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>and the way they I mean, the guy who played

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<v Speaker 2>Chevy Chase looked exactly like Chevy Chase, a young Chevy guy. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy who played Dan Ackroyd was fantastic, Billy Crystal,

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<v Speaker 3>all of them, all of them. It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you want to see how that show came

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<v Speaker 2>together or how it almost didn't, because I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>if you remember that cast and remember that time, it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's a phenomenal movie. If you don't like remember

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<v Speaker 2>the old cast and the old whatever, it's still very good.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, what I found fascinating is is that those NBC

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<v Speaker 2>execs were in the studio that night and then they

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<v Speaker 2>were they were ready to just cut. I mean, is

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<v Speaker 2>it giving anything away? I mean, well, no one knows

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<v Speaker 2>how it turned out. Everywhere every they were ready to

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<v Speaker 2>cut to a repeat of the of the Johnny Carson

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight Show because that was what was running Monday through Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>So they had it.

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<v Speaker 2>They had it ready in the studio to run that

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<v Speaker 2>instead of going live on set.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's one of those things that may have been fudged,

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<v Speaker 3>but it may they may have done.

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<v Speaker 2>And who knows.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they had that as a backup. I did read

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<v Speaker 3>that in a book.

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<v Speaker 2>And well, the Carson party, they embellished a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>when he called him a phone call. Yeah, the phone

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<v Speaker 2>call was a little bit embellished from what people are saying.

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<v Speaker 3>But again, it's a great movie. Just enjoy the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch it go. I would say watch that, especially especially

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<v Speaker 2>with SNL. And those were the original sketches because I

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<v Speaker 2>went to go then watch the first episode of SNL

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<v Speaker 2>and those were the sketches that were in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Show that night.

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<v Speaker 2>Tremendous, It's a fantastic movie. The cast thing is is

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<v Speaker 2>outrageously good. So tremendously good. Look at that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing TV and I fucking hate TV. Look at him.

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<v Speaker 2>I caught reviews from SKA.

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<v Speaker 3>Well one of them is a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>I got nothing to do.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. I can't go out and eat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm depriving myself, sitting here doing my doctor fablos die

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<v Speaker 2>and I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't drink. I can't try. January is over for

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<v Speaker 3>your for your your girlfriend now.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah she's back up, back to drinking. But I can't

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<v Speaker 2>go to restaurants. I can't participate in social life. Go

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<v Speaker 2>to a healthy restaurant.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I can't fuck that. But can't you go in

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<v Speaker 3>order something healthy? Go down a piece of fish.

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<v Speaker 2>I sit around watching Netflix. Order the Bronzinoy, order the Bronzio.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell them Scary Jones sent you. That's right, that's all

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<v Speaker 2>we got to get ten five dollars off. We'll see

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<v Speaker 2>you next week on Slice Time.

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<v Speaker 3>Then yes, right, bysys