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Speaker 2: Episode three, twenty four. It's the Brooklyn Boys podcast. What
Speaker 2: Up Dave Brody? Fu's up? Scira Jones. Ah, I am
Speaker 2: day fourteen Dave fourteen thirty yeah, fourteen of being sick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm almost done with this. You got the walking
Speaker 3: flu I got.
Speaker 2: I got like a little little bit of like a
Speaker 2: five five percent flem up, a little hawk tour, little
Speaker 2: little hall man. Come on, I got a little hawk.
Speaker 2: I'm so glad that we're not in the same room
Speaker 2: for a change. I mean, I'm usually upset that we're
Speaker 2: not in the same room recording the podcast. You're always like, oh, Brody,
Speaker 2: come over, come over today. We'll get shitty food and eat.
Speaker 2: Happy to see you on the screen because I don't
Speaker 2: want you. Got I gotta go away for the weekend.
Speaker 2: I'm headed out of here.
Speaker 3: Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I got sick at pickleball because I
Speaker 2: finally I took like five or six days off from playing,
Speaker 2: and when I went back, there was five or six
Speaker 2: people who were like, yeah, weeazy baby baby, I'll tell
Speaker 2: you it's going around though. I mean it put a
Speaker 2: lot of Yeah, you know, we work on the sixth floor,
Speaker 2: and I heard that the fifth floor is really suffering.
Speaker 2: That's where the sales team are.
Speaker 3: They are. I'll stay away from the fifth floor. Then
Speaker 3: I'll keep that in mind with.
Speaker 2: A lot of people on the fifth floor went down,
Speaker 2: you know. But you know, I started thinking on my
Speaker 2: drive home today because this morning on on on the
Speaker 2: Big Show, I had mentioned about my buddy Joe. Volpicelli
Speaker 2: told Joe he's a monster Joe. No, No, he's monster Joe.
Speaker 2: This guy's like, I'm assuming he's Italian. Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 2: like a pasta. What gave you that depression?
Speaker 3: What's his name? Vermicelli?
Speaker 2: Joe Volpicelli, Vermit Vopacelli giving it Vopacelli with meat sauce.
Speaker 2: Please you want to sign well, well, well volp well
Speaker 2: volpe He basically, of course you have a nickname for me.
Speaker 2: Can't just call him vote nobody says vopell No, he uh.
Speaker 2: He texted me yesterday and I talked about this briefly
Speaker 2: on the Big Show this morning, and he's like, yeah, man,
Speaker 2: he goes So I was hearing your show and Elvis
Speaker 2: was talking about something serious. Problem is, it was while
Speaker 2: I was peeing in a urinal at his office. Apparently
Speaker 2: they choose to broadcast Z one hundred, the local radio
Speaker 2: station at his agency, in the in the in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: So and i' and he just felt it was just
Speaker 3: off because.
Speaker 2: Elvis was talking about something really, really serious and he's
Speaker 2: just like taking a leak and he's like listening to
Speaker 2: the show. But that's how he experiences our show in
Speaker 2: the bathroom. So I I'm wondering for us, how do
Speaker 2: people experience our podcast? Because when it comes to people
Speaker 2: listening to the podcast, in my brain, I picture people
Speaker 2: you know with like air you know, air pods in
Speaker 2: maybe walking on a treadmill, maybe just curled up on
Speaker 2: the couch or in their bed, or maybe in their
Speaker 2: car on the speaker, you know whatever, on a bluetooth
Speaker 2: or something. But are there weird places? Slices leave us
Speaker 2: a talk back. What's the weird place that you listen
Speaker 2: to our podcast? Something that we wouldn't think of, something
Speaker 2: that's not traditional, you know what I mean? Like, where
Speaker 2: could it be brody? Well?
Speaker 3: I guess, uh, maybe if you drive a truck for
Speaker 3: a living.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I'll not forget about the car, that's obvious.
Speaker 2: We don't want to hear that. I want to hear
Speaker 2: about where you. Maybe you work at a cemetery or
Speaker 2: a grave digger right while you're digging graves?
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you at a bagel store somewhere or or
Speaker 3: even begel store?
Speaker 2: Is weird?
Speaker 3: How's bagel store weird? But truck driving?
Speaker 2: No, not weird, but it's more well, it's right exactly.
Speaker 2: It's not weird if you're listening in a store at
Speaker 2: a place of business. But yeah, but maybe or have
Speaker 2: you ever I don't know what what weird thing are
Speaker 2: you doing while listening to our podcast? Have people had
Speaker 2: sex with people have sex our podcast?
Speaker 3: Reggie?
Speaker 2: Reggie has had sex during our podcast? Or she will
Speaker 2: be having sex during a talkback? Yeah, I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't know. We're the ones doing the podcast or we're
Speaker 2: not going to get any answers right now. It's not
Speaker 2: a live podcast.
Speaker 3: This is one of us is in a weird place
Speaker 3: or having sex at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So just putting it, putting it out there. This
Speaker 2: is just an opening thought something I I've been pondering
Speaker 2: all right. You know, our imaginations could run wild with that,
Speaker 2: you know, all right, So I'm gonna I'm gonna run
Speaker 2: with that and change the subject completely. I was talking
Speaker 2: about pickleball and how I've been, you know, wheezing and cough.
Speaker 2: But I had a major accomplishment at first. I had
Speaker 2: the accomplishment last week. But but there was a caveat
Speaker 2: So last week I played pickleball hustler. Pickleball hustler is
Speaker 2: a guy, so I play level three. This guy is
Speaker 2: clearly like level four. So you got named for your
Speaker 2: people too.
Speaker 3: I'm not the only one with names for for my
Speaker 3: friend I have.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 3: I have nicknames for the pickle ball players.
Speaker 2: Of course you do. I have. I'm putting together a
Speaker 2: book of pickleball names. The only difference is my people
Speaker 2: know they're there. Their name, Yeah, I no, I can't
Speaker 2: tell uh uh Slo Mo Shlomo that uh that's his name.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know that, you Steve, he doesn't know it.
Speaker 2: But he's slow as ship. Yeah, he's like a fucking
Speaker 2: turtle on the court.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Uh So there's this guy.
Speaker 2: He's much better than it than than the rest of us,
Speaker 2: and he really should get raided by the experts there
Speaker 2: and moved up. But he doesn't get moved up because
Speaker 2: his girl girlfriend is on our level. So in order
Speaker 2: to play with his girlfriend, he doesn't get bumped up
Speaker 2: to a better level. Does that make sense? Yes, But
Speaker 2: he shouldn't like he's yeah, he should leave her. Stay's
Speaker 2: in third grade, but he should be in fifth grade.
Speaker 2: He should leave her in the dust. He's playing on
Speaker 2: a different level, right, He's unbeatable. So sometimes when we play,
Speaker 2: the employee of the of the pickle ball place will say,
Speaker 2: these are the rules. You're playing to nine win by one.
Speaker 2: And sometimes they say, especially when the pickle ball hustle
Speaker 2: is playing, if you win more than three times, you
Speaker 2: got to leave the court. In other words, you can't
Speaker 2: stay there all day. Is this guy would stay there
Speaker 2: when like ten twelve matches in a row and be like, okay,
Speaker 2: we're all like leaving.
Speaker 3: He's beating everybody. Is he the Ken Jennings of pickleball? Basically?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: So last week I show up, he's sick. I'm sick.
Speaker 3: I'm like, hey, how's it going. He's like, I don't
Speaker 3: feel good?
Speaker 2: And so I played against him and everything he was
Speaker 2: hitting was going into the net. He couldn't muster the
Speaker 2: strength to get them all over the net, and I
Speaker 2: ended up him for the first time ever. But I'm like,
Speaker 2: that doesn't count because he's sick.
Speaker 3: I'm sick.
Speaker 2: He's not full strength, right, but neither are you, so
Speaker 2: you kind of are on an even playing field.
Speaker 3: I would say that counts. Okay.
Speaker 2: So yesterday I show up, I'm about ninety percent. I go, hey, man,
Speaker 2: how's it going. Because I'm mostly okay, I'm like ninety percent,
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh great. In my mind, I'm like, let's
Speaker 2: do this. So I played with him and we dominated.
Speaker 2: But once you win, you have to split, so then
Speaker 2: I have to play against him.
Speaker 3: So this I get this.
Speaker 2: This short little girl comes over to my team and
Speaker 2: he gets some big dude. I'm like, oh fuck it,
Speaker 2: they're gonna kill us. This girl is like, hi, I'm Nancy,
Speaker 2: not her real name, but she said it like that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, hi, Nancy, nice to see you. I'm like,
Speaker 2: we're gonna get fucking destroyed. Let me tell you something scary.
Speaker 2: Nancy was a killer. Yeah, Nancy was a killer. She
Speaker 2: was slamming and slicing and dinking and duncan and bottom
Speaker 2: line dunkin Did she do the double doink?
Speaker 3: She did the doing.
Speaker 2: We beat pickle ball Hustler. I beat him again. So
Speaker 2: I don't know if he's still like under the weather,
Speaker 2: but I beat him twice in a week and I've
Speaker 2: never beaten him in like six months.
Speaker 3: Congratulations you pickleball Hustler with the help of the ringer.
Speaker 2: See now you judged the book by its cover because
Speaker 2: she's like, Hi, I'm Nancy. Hi.
Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, this is this girl. Can belly see
Speaker 3: over the net? She is a killer?
Speaker 2: She crushed it. I bet she got She got insulted
Speaker 2: when you said that to me. No, no beginning had
Speaker 2: well did you did you judge her outward?
Speaker 3: Not what she could tell?
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, hey, nice to nice to play
Speaker 2: with you, Nancy. This isth be great. It never metal
Speaker 2: roll my eyes or make faces. I'm like, this is great.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you said some stuff out loud. No, yeah,
Speaker 2: I said, oh, this one sucks out loud.
Speaker 3: No. I said to myself, Oh, we're gonna get her
Speaker 3: ask kicked. Oh. As it turns out she was a killer, and.
Speaker 2: You said that out loud because you underminded her, undermined
Speaker 2: under you undermined her. You under I didn't estimated loud,
Speaker 2: you unders her abilities, not out loud. You said we're
Speaker 2: gonna get killed. Was that you?
Speaker 3: Oh that's your inner voice. I thought you said that
Speaker 3: out loud to her. Why would I say to some.
Speaker 2: Girl I never met someone in killed.
Speaker 3: I honestly thought you said that to her.
Speaker 2: No, the only banter I have I'll say, like, this
Speaker 2: guy slices to the right, Well, this guy likes to
Speaker 2: slam a lot. I'll give you a little coaching, like
Speaker 2: a little scouting report. I'm not gonna say like, oh,
Speaker 2: you suck, we're in trouble, because you never know, right
Speaker 2: good and clearly you never know. Because she was deadly.
Speaker 2: He was slamming, and she was stepping back and hitting him.
Speaker 2: But it was great.
Speaker 3: What is what is proper pickleball attire? Well, it depends
Speaker 3: on who you ask.
Speaker 2: If your daughter McGee, your goggles McGee, you show up
Speaker 2: with the protective plastic goggles on your eyes.
Speaker 3: That's why is a guy that I called him goggles McGee.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know that either. No, there's a there's there's
Speaker 2: two bald guys that were headbands. I guess to keep
Speaker 2: the sweat out of their eyes. But usually it's just
Speaker 2: a T shirt and jogging shorts, jogging pants good you
Speaker 2: know Adidas.
Speaker 3: Or do people fall down on the court. I had
Speaker 3: one guy fall down a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he felt he landed on his ankle wrong.
Speaker 2: He went down.
Speaker 3: One guy strained his his hamstring. I to the bench.
Speaker 3: This is supposed to be the sport for non sports people.
Speaker 3: Nobody ever said that. No, No, it's absolutely active. Tennis
Speaker 3: players will tell you that I don't. I don't. There's
Speaker 3: lots of.
Speaker 2: Tennis players who play pick a ball. In fact, you
Speaker 2: can spot them because they serve a certain way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they and they backhand a certain way.
Speaker 3: So it's great.
Speaker 2: It's great exercise.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like you're not covering as much ground
Speaker 3: as a tennis court.
Speaker 2: You know. It's like a softball baseball player playing softball.
Speaker 2: It's not as much activity as baseball, but it's still activity. Listen,
Speaker 2: I burned off a lot of weight. I'm in good shape.
Speaker 3: I'm down.
Speaker 2: Two inches in my waist, I'm down thirty pounds, so
Speaker 2: I'm running around a little bit.
Speaker 3: Let's be doing something right. Yeah, you saw me, you
Speaker 3: saw me in my pick a ball outfit.
Speaker 2: One day, I did.
Speaker 3: I did say.
Speaker 2: I said, proty, you're looking svelt. You're look you did,
Speaker 2: you're slim. You know what's going on here?
Speaker 3: That's right, you know.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know. I don't know if you were
Speaker 2: starving yourself or you know, you're just I'm working out,
Speaker 2: I'm exercising, So good for you. I wouldn't say you
Speaker 2: should try it, but people should try it. I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I definitely.
Speaker 2: Well, wait a second, why why shouldn't I try it?
Speaker 3: Because you can't play pickaball holding a sandwich.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not holding sandwiches this time of year.
Speaker 2: Now's the time.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, because you did.
Speaker 2: You did. You did play softball, charity softball once with
Speaker 2: a sandwich in your hand. So you played right field, Yes,
Speaker 2: you had. You had, you had like a sausage roll
Speaker 2: or something in your hand. It was right field and
Speaker 2: everybody was batting. Everybody was batting right handed, so no
Speaker 2: ball was coming to me except that one where you
Speaker 2: had to you had to take the ball out of
Speaker 2: your glove and put the food into the glove and
Speaker 2: then throw the ball. Oh yes, ah, the.
Speaker 3: Memories, the memories.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, I'm gonna ro my sleeves on this one.
Speaker 2: I okay, Yeah, I've been wanting to talk about this
Speaker 2: for a couple of weeks because well, because I told
Speaker 2: you about originally about my cousin commine and go and
Speaker 2: you know, casket shopping and playing your kind of life stuff,
Speaker 2: you know, And and I don't want to dwell on
Speaker 2: on the death here. I just but a lot of
Speaker 2: times someone sometimes, no some a lot of times someone
Speaker 2: in the family passes, right, and and they and they
Speaker 2: leave an estate, they leave a will and an estate
Speaker 2: and that.
Speaker 3: But didn't you didn't you get left artwork? I got
Speaker 3: left art work. I got, let you know.
Speaker 2: But my aunt Marie, I got you know, a little
Speaker 2: something something. H We're all we're all friends in our family. Things,
Speaker 2: you know, my aunt male we passed some things. Things.
Speaker 3: Things kind of float to you, you know, do you
Speaker 3: with the plastic on it?
Speaker 2: No? No, none of that. But when someone has money
Speaker 2: or or a house, you know, in a family, yeah,
Speaker 2: don't fight over it.
Speaker 3: I have a couple of money, were talking.
Speaker 2: I have. I have a few friends. They will all
Speaker 2: be remain nameless to two friends right now and one
Speaker 2: from a couple of years ago who told me their
Speaker 2: story that they are fighting over the estate. They're fighting
Speaker 2: like like their parents left them money or the parents
Speaker 2: left them the house and they literally lawyered up.
Speaker 3: And it cost.
Speaker 2: This one. Battle is going on right now. And again
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't want to. I want to say
Speaker 2: much more other than I was. My jaw hit the
Speaker 2: floor when I found out that a nice chunk of
Speaker 2: money was left, and things were left evenly.
Speaker 3: But yet the one.
Speaker 2: Sibling said I want my money now, or I want
Speaker 2: this and you don't deserve that, and and and just
Speaker 2: got a lawyer, and then that forced the other sibling
Speaker 2: to get a lawyer.
Speaker 3: These are grown ass adults and money. Money's the root
Speaker 3: of all evil. Yeah, and now they are.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh.
Speaker 3: Tens of thousands of dollars in in lawyer fees.
Speaker 2: Well, why didn't de will specifically point out and explain
Speaker 2: who gets exactly what? It pointed things out? But this
Speaker 2: person decided to take exception to it. Apparently one sibling
Speaker 2: went into their pocket for all this other stuff, and
Speaker 2: that person needed to be paid first that money back.
Speaker 2: It does make sense, yes, because you and I are
Speaker 2: logical people. But the other this person didn't agree with
Speaker 2: the other person and said, oh yeah, f you. And
Speaker 2: now there're tens and tens and tens of thousands of
Speaker 2: dollars in and they're in court, they're court dates and
Speaker 2: they're back and forth. And all I could say in
Speaker 2: a situation like this is the lawyers are going to
Speaker 2: end up with your parents, state and all that money.
Speaker 2: And that's disgusting. It's a despicable thing. It shouldn't ever
Speaker 2: be that way. There's got to be a way to
Speaker 2: solve issues. And I know there's slices that have probably
Speaker 2: had this happen in there in their life, or have
Speaker 2: it happen to them or whatever going through something similar. Again,
Speaker 2: I don't want to be too specific, but yeah, there
Speaker 2: are two people I know right now that are going through.
Speaker 3: This, and I am disgusted. Lose a person.
Speaker 2: You lose a person and you're fighting over there, their legacy,
Speaker 2: their money they left you, and now it's gonna be
Speaker 2: difving up against lawyers and you're gonna get what pennies
Speaker 2: Just this, it's disgusting. Why can't people solve their issues
Speaker 2: like civilly without having to bring lawyers, and because that
Speaker 2: incurs lawyer fees. That's you know, I don't know. It's
Speaker 2: something that that i've uh, you know, I wanted to
Speaker 2: else to talk about it on the Big Show. I
Speaker 2: wanted to mention it. But it's kind of weird because
Speaker 2: you know, you're talking about there's a lot of every
Speaker 2: situation is different, right, everyone's got, you know, other things
Speaker 2: things happening or that are not you know. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: if you if you, if you die and you don't
Speaker 2: have a will, I could see people fight. I at
Speaker 2: least I understand a little bit why people would fight
Speaker 2: over you know, who gets what? If like someone has
Speaker 2: three kids, they should split it evenly, but there's always
Speaker 2: one is like I was their favorite.
Speaker 3: You've been a terrible child.
Speaker 2: He hasn't even talked to you in six or or
Speaker 2: they start counting the receipts, Oh I paid for this, this, this, this,
Speaker 2: and this. All the years are or hey, daddy lived
Speaker 2: with you, you with me for all these years and
Speaker 2: I had with him. That's usually where the problems starts.
Speaker 2: Why I chose to be an only child. There was
Speaker 2: no there was arguments to anybody, Well you usually fight
Speaker 2: with the demons in your head, yes, but everything was
Speaker 2: one hundred per David.
Speaker 3: That's it the way the way it should.
Speaker 2: I guess that's an upside of being an only child.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, that was it. There was no one to
Speaker 2: help me do anything. That was the downside. But the
Speaker 2: upside was there was no question as to who got
Speaker 2: what and what went. Well. I'm just I guess it's
Speaker 2: good because I'd hate to have to deal with that
Speaker 2: when you you know, you lose a parent, you lose whatever,
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, I guess not the least of
Speaker 2: my It's not the least of my problems.
Speaker 3: I got the biggest shit and I gotta worry about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I'm just I'm just venting and just kind
Speaker 2: of upset because I'm looking at this, this pathetic situation
Speaker 2: that's happening, and I'm like, oh my god, all that
Speaker 2: money and it's all going to go to the lawyers
Speaker 2: at the end of the day and you go the
Speaker 2: both of you are gonna wind up with nothing. That's
Speaker 2: because at some point they just want to win. Oh,
Speaker 2: it's just about winning. Yes, it's like a fuck it,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lose to this prick. That's terrible. That's
Speaker 2: the way I would get like playing with thousands and
Speaker 2: thousands of dollars. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: After like the second or third round of lawyer and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh, fuck, this guy se go down with
Speaker 2: a burning in the burning ship before I let this
Speaker 2: guy get a penny. Wow, that's because this person's will.
Speaker 2: It's demd But you get competitive, you get like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: oh oh oh is that?
Speaker 3: Oh well yeah, all right, well fuck you now now
Speaker 3: it's on, and.
Speaker 2: Then you lose track. You start throwing bad money after
Speaker 2: bad money. You don't even realize it, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden you're in the whole for thirty grand, and
Speaker 2: you're like, I gotta sue this guy even more now
Speaker 2: to get my thirty grand back.
Speaker 3: You're never gonna win. Take the loss one of the people.
Speaker 2: They're up to one hundred thousand dollars between the two
Speaker 2: of them in lawyers. Well, I hope that they're at
Speaker 2: least fighting over five hundred thousand. I hope they're fighting
Speaker 2: over more than that. Even so, you're out one hundred grand.
Speaker 3: Fucked up.
Speaker 2: Sorry, you could you could have just said to your brother, whoever,
Speaker 2: how about I give you fifty grand and we settle this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you're not out one hundred grand people are dumb.
Speaker 2: They're slices slices. Did you get fucked over with a
Speaker 2: will or a lack of a will?
Speaker 3: Leave us a talk back? What did you expect?
Speaker 2: Oh? You know what else? So I have I have
Speaker 2: a cousin and she's one four or four or five cousins,
Speaker 2: and uh, there's two girl cousins, and they really will.
Speaker 2: One of my cousins, one of the girl cousins was
Speaker 2: always like, when when Aunt so and so dies, I
Speaker 2: get there, I get this ring that I've loved since
Speaker 2: I was the jewelry, see the jewelry that also could
Speaker 2: be something that that people fight over because how do
Speaker 2: you put a value on all that stuff you haven't
Speaker 2: having assessed?
Speaker 3: And then who wills that? Well, here's the thing. The
Speaker 3: one cousin's.
Speaker 2: Mother had passed away, right, and and so the aunt
Speaker 2: the aunt was my aunt, it was her grandmother. So
Speaker 2: the grandmother had two granddaughters, one with one kid, one
Speaker 2: with another kid. Well, one of the granddaughter's mother died
Speaker 2: and the other granddaughter's mother didn't die.
Speaker 3: They were sisters of this grandmother.
Speaker 2: So when the grandmother passed, the other mother, the living
Speaker 2: mother was like, oh, I'll take that ring for my daughter.
Speaker 2: So the daughter with no mom, who wanted the ring
Speaker 2: since she's a little kid, didn't get the ring because
Speaker 2: her aunt.
Speaker 3: Stepped in was like, oh, I'll go through.
Speaker 2: It's my mother, so I'll go through her stuff, and
Speaker 2: she decided for all the kids who was getting what? Really,
Speaker 2: So she got fucked because her mom passed away, so
Speaker 2: she didn't get the ring. And now she's not mad
Speaker 2: at her cousin for having the ring, but she's fucking
Speaker 2: mad at her aunt because her aunt knew she wanted
Speaker 2: the ring.
Speaker 3: But she was like, well, I'm going through my mother's house.
Speaker 3: I'll go through the house. So yeah, so how'd you
Speaker 3: get fucked when somebody passed away? The US talk back
Speaker 3: another positive homework assignment. Yeah, Brooklyn boys, nothing but I'll
Speaker 3: be positive, scary and Rotie.
Speaker 2: I scared. I'm gonna give you a choice of stories here.
Speaker 2: You want to you want to hear my story about
Speaker 2: how the post office fucked me? I mean eventually hear
Speaker 2: them both, but go ahead. Host Facebook is trying to me.
Speaker 2: It's always it's always the post office or Facebook or
Speaker 2: home depot. It's one of them.
Speaker 3: No, Well, I don't have a house anymore, so I
Speaker 3: don't I don't.
Speaker 2: Have any Let's see how did the who even goes
Speaker 2: to the post office. Let's go to the post office.
Speaker 2: Let me tell okay, post let me tell you. Okay,
Speaker 2: but we talked about that way. Didn't you have a
Speaker 2: problem with the post office being closed and the lady
Speaker 2: didn't give you that last week? That was last week.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what the problem is.
Speaker 2: I think post off like twice in the last ten years,
Speaker 2: and you went and go like every day, not going
Speaker 2: to give out my address. But let's just let's just
Speaker 2: for the sake of this argument, because that my my
Speaker 2: address ends in a one. Okay, let's say my address
Speaker 2: is three seventy one okay, for the sake of this conversation.
Speaker 2: So during Christmas, I may have told this story. I
Speaker 2: don't even remember the beginning of the story. I get
Speaker 2: a postcard addressed to thirty seven L not my street, right, okay,
Speaker 2: I live. Let's say I live at three seventy one
Speaker 2: my street, and I get a holiday card. It's clearly
Speaker 2: like a holiday card looking size, and it's addressed to
Speaker 2: somebody who lives at three seven L. But they did
Speaker 2: lowercase L with like a little tiny little hook, a
Speaker 2: little hook, like right right, not my street. Huh So
Speaker 2: now that not my street is like five minutes away
Speaker 2: from me in my town, same town, different street, not
Speaker 2: even close, not like Main Street and like East Main Street.
Speaker 2: It's nothing like my street. Okay, So I take the postcard.
Speaker 2: I bring it to the post office. I take the
Speaker 2: letter to the post office. Listen, this is supposed to
Speaker 2: go to thirty seven L not my Street, and it
Speaker 2: came to three I live at three seven to one
Speaker 2: my Street.
Speaker 3: Correct, yep, Oh, no problem, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 2: Four days later, it shows up at my house again,
Speaker 2: the same letter, three thirty seven L not my street.
Speaker 2: Is this like to that? Is this like that movie
Speaker 2: The Watcher where there the house is haunted and it
Speaker 2: just keeps showing up at the house people people are watching.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess you can see.
Speaker 2: The Yeah anyway, letter thought it said, even if you
Speaker 2: thought it said three seven one anonymously and you didn't
Speaker 2: know it said three seven L. Why are you're bringing
Speaker 2: it to my street if it clearly says not in
Speaker 2: my street? Right, go look at not my street and
Speaker 2: not bring it to my street. Wait, what would have
Speaker 2: caused it to go there. I don't know. So I decide,
Speaker 2: you know what, it's the holidays, I'm gonna bring it.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna deliver it my elf to thirty seven not
Speaker 2: my Street. So I go and it's an apartment complex,
Speaker 2: like it's like a townhouse complex, and it's like like
Speaker 2: garden apartments, two floors whatever.
Speaker 3: So I park.
Speaker 2: I got to walk down a path, down another path,
Speaker 2: up a path upstairs, and I get to thirty seven
Speaker 2: L not my street yep, And I open a little
Speaker 2: latch and I pop it in the little mail slot. Good.
Speaker 2: But before I did that, I wrote a little note
Speaker 2: and I said, hey, tell the people mailing you mail
Speaker 2: to make sure the l is clear, because it came
Speaker 2: to three seventy one right my street. Okay, Well, last week,
Speaker 2: guess what I get another letter addressed to thirty seven
Speaker 2: L not my street. Oh something else, a different piece
Speaker 2: of something else. So I go into the post office.
Speaker 2: I said, ah, hey, man, I got a question for you.
Speaker 2: Is it policy to look at a letter that says
Speaker 2: thirty seven L not my street and if you think
Speaker 2: it looks like three seventy one not my street and
Speaker 2: there is no three seventy one not my street? Do you? I?
Speaker 2: Is it customary to just deliver it to three seventy
Speaker 2: one my street? Like, just find a three seventy one
Speaker 2: to stop it there. He says, no, no, that's not
Speaker 2: the case. So I said, can you please tell your
Speaker 2: mail carrier not to just pick a go by the number?
Speaker 2: Why isn't he trusting the street? Why isn't he at
Speaker 2: least going to not my street and looking for something
Speaker 2: close to thirty seven? Like, oh, I, oh thirty maybe
Speaker 2: it's thirty seven L. Maybe that's an L maybe, but
Speaker 2: just because it has a three seven to one on it,
Speaker 2: why does he come to my house? The guy says, absolutely,
Speaker 2: I'll talk to him. That's unacceptable. It should absolutely be good.
Speaker 2: And so he puts takes a black marker and he
Speaker 2: writes thirty seven L big thirty seven L not my
Speaker 2: street on the on the on the postcard, on the letter.
Speaker 2: It's a letter now, full sized letter, and it says
Speaker 2: deliver and he underlines the not my street name. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: yesyesterday I got another letter, but thirty seven L not
Speaker 2: my street.
Speaker 3: Now, I think they're doing it on purpose. They want
Speaker 3: to fuck with you. I don't know if he wants.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on, but I mean, how
Speaker 2: bad of a mail carrier do you have to be?
Speaker 2: Stop it? Are you're just picking the only three seventy
Speaker 2: one you could think of. You're like, oh, must be this,
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't make any sense to me that it
Speaker 2: says thirty seven L. Now, look, if you're mailing mail
Speaker 2: to somebody with thirty seven L in the address, make
Speaker 2: sure it looks like a fucking L, a capital L.
Speaker 2: Don't make it a look L where it looks like
Speaker 2: a possible one. I get that, but if somebody, now
Speaker 2: here's the thing the not my street scary is three words? Yep,
Speaker 2: it's a three words street. Yeah, it's not like it's
Speaker 2: like a short word that you Oh, I wonder. I
Speaker 2: guess it's main street. But look it's Maple Street instead
Speaker 2: of main Street. No. No, the three words looking nothing
Speaker 2: like it, and you're words nothing like my street. My
Speaker 2: street is doesn't have three words in it.
Speaker 3: It's one. It's one word. Okay, this one is a
Speaker 3: three words road. So I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2: I've already gone into the post office, I've I've delivered
Speaker 2: it myself. I didn't get a Christmas bonus for delivering
Speaker 2: the mail during Christmas, so fuck fuck the postal carrier
Speaker 2: who thinks it's and then you know what else they do?
Speaker 2: What you know? Uh? Sometimes they have these circulars like
Speaker 2: it's just a coupon for a It's like a cardboard
Speaker 2: advertisement for a furniture store or a new deli in town.
Speaker 2: They're like cardboard laminated sheets. They come in your mail.
Speaker 2: It's an advertisement or something. Right, Well, the mail carrier
Speaker 2: probably gets fifty of them, so they probably have to
Speaker 2: put one in each mailbox.
Speaker 3: But a few days ago, I opened my mail and
Speaker 3: I had like nine of them.
Speaker 2: What do I need nine of the same ones for?
Speaker 2: He probably didn't want to like have to like put
Speaker 2: one in each box and carry them around. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'll just you probably put a handful and a bunch.
Speaker 2: And so what I did was I took all of
Speaker 2: them and I threw them back in the slot. That
Speaker 2: says outgoing mail. Oh good, So he has to hang
Speaker 2: back again. He's got to handle him. Yeah, your most temitizements,
Speaker 2: I like, I like how you put it in the
Speaker 2: outgoing in the outgoing mailbox. Now that's that's brilliant. Yeah,
Speaker 2: now you got him, you know what I mean. While
Speaker 2: we're on the topic, can restoration hardware? Just cut the
Speaker 2: Shenanigans already. I don't need your fucking nine hundred page catalog.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask for your catalog to begin with. But
Speaker 2: you make they make this dinormous catalog some of you
Speaker 2: know what I'm talking about, and they shove it in
Speaker 2: your mailbox unsolicited. I never subscribed to it, but who
Speaker 2: needs that in this day and age, a physical catalog?
Speaker 2: You know many, you know much paper they're wasting. I mean,
Speaker 2: I go right to the recycle bin with it. It
Speaker 2: goes from my mailbox, and there's a recycle bin right
Speaker 2: next to the mailboxes, and I throw it right in.
Speaker 2: But it, dude, it's the size of an old school
Speaker 2: phone book.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a piece of furniture.
Speaker 2: D You've got They've got no business making a catalog
Speaker 2: of this size this time, this and in this in
Speaker 2: this atmosphere, in this era. What do you want to
Speaker 2: call it? It's twenty twenty five. No one's even looking
Speaker 2: at you, goddamn catalog. Five years ago, I ordered a
Speaker 2: couple of shirts from a company called Carbon The number
Speaker 2: two Cobolt. It all looked like it was my kind
Speaker 2: of clothing. It was flannel, there was casuals. It was
Speaker 2: Henley's and T shirts. It all looked like the kind
Speaker 2: of shit you wear in a cabin, like just like
Speaker 2: rugged casual clothing, which is my style. I like to
Speaker 2: wear manly like casual clothing. You know.
Speaker 3: So I know people hear my voice.
Speaker 2: They they know Dave Brody, Like, oh, if anyone wears
Speaker 2: manly log cabin style clothing, it's him. Yeah. But it's
Speaker 2: like it's like flannel jackets. It's all like casual, you
Speaker 2: know that I like. So I ordered it and so
Speaker 2: nothing fit me right. The button on the neck, one
Speaker 2: in the right spot. They were like too low, the
Speaker 2: extra large was too big, the lodger was too small.
Speaker 2: Nothing worked. So now I returned everything. Five years Scary,
Speaker 2: I get catalogs. Every month, I get another catalog. I
Speaker 2: called them up and I said, hey, uh listen, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna be ordering anything unsubscribed. Unsubscribed, Okay, we'll take
Speaker 2: you off the list. I've called three times. Can't get
Speaker 2: off the list. The catalog I moved. Scary, they found me.
Speaker 2: They must have gotten my photo and address. From some
Speaker 2: mailing list or whatever. I can't stop the catalogs from
Speaker 2: coming from from uh Carbon to Cobol.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm not saying that the clothing is not nice.
Speaker 2: It's very expensive, very like a Henley's, like one hundred
Speaker 2: and twenty five dollars. That's another reason I returned. You're
Speaker 2: not in your splurging era. No, I'm in an unemployed era.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm shopping it. If I'm shopping anywhere, it's
Speaker 2: it's Coals and Target. I'm not shopping at Carbon and Cobol.
Speaker 2: It's the kind of place if you wore that clothing,
Speaker 2: you'd buy it because it's expensive and sure it's well made.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying it's it's over.
Speaker 2: But you don't want the catalog You don't, You haven't,
Speaker 2: don't have any interesting and why are they wasting paper?
Speaker 2: And it's a monthly reminder of Hey, here's some shit
Speaker 2: you can't afford. Hey, how's your day going. You want
Speaker 2: to look at some clothing you couldn't possibly you could
Speaker 2: finance the fuck out of here. And they won't stop.
Speaker 2: Oh as they stop wone stop, can't stop bone before
Speaker 2: we take a break?
Speaker 3: Question for you?
Speaker 2: And I don't know why I feel this way. But
Speaker 2: when you butt out someone, do you just hang up
Speaker 2: and ignore it and hope they don't call you back?
Speaker 2: Or do you follow through with the call?
Speaker 3: How many times did it ring? If it rings once,
Speaker 3: I hang up immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they just stay With a cell phone, you
Speaker 2: could just dial a number, hit send in an end
Speaker 2: right away and they'll still get an alert that that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was a call from you.
Speaker 2: If I notice it and it's already like twenty seconds
Speaker 2: into the call, like it's rang three or four times, uh,
Speaker 2: then I'm pretty sure they know I called and they
Speaker 2: saw that it rang, so uh, I'll let it go through.
Speaker 2: But I have I think about, like what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 2: Why I am gonna call them? Well I did if
Speaker 2: I hang up, If I hang up, screw, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 2: They're gonna call me back? Well?
Speaker 3: This is I guess a verbal a verbal butt dial.
Speaker 2: Where I was in my car and I told Siri
Speaker 2: to call my friend Mike, and I used his last name,
Speaker 2: and this last name sounds like a Mike with another
Speaker 2: last name, so it says, you know, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: say calling Mike Navarro, you know, and and it wasn't Mike.
Speaker 2: It was it was and all of a sudden, I
Speaker 2: know Mike Navara. Well, it wasn't even him. I just
Speaker 2: used him as an example, like calling my I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't mean to call Mike Navarro. Stop stop and
Speaker 2: I and and and now the phone is ringing and
Speaker 2: I'm like fuck and I'm driving, so i can't even
Speaker 2: really concentrate. So I'm sitting there like, uh, how did this?
Speaker 2: How did sirih mishear me? But Siria has heard me,
Speaker 2: so it called and and then Mike picked up and like, hey,
Speaker 2: what's up, man, how you doing? And I said, hey Mike.
Speaker 2: Now again not not Mike Navarro. He's he's Mike Navar
Speaker 2: is a great guy. But it was a different mic,
Speaker 2: and I did not want to I had nothing to
Speaker 2: say to him. I haven't spoken to this mic in
Speaker 2: like how to be about fifteen years. I haven't spoken
Speaker 2: to this mic.
Speaker 3: Oh jesus, what do you say?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So so I'm sitting there and I'm trying. But
Speaker 2: he was so excited when he heard from me that
Speaker 2: I don't wanted to disappoint because I was gonna be
Speaker 2: I was gonna be honest with him and be like, hey, Mike,
Speaker 2: I read really meant to call my other friend Mike,
Speaker 2: but you're on the phone now, So how you doing?
Speaker 3: Because that that to me seems like, oh okay, I
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 2: Fuck you.
Speaker 3: Then, you know, I don't want him to be like that.
Speaker 3: I wanted to think of me of like, you know,
Speaker 3: so did you make up a conversation?
Speaker 2: Yes? So how do I get no choice? I'm like,
Speaker 2: so it's been forever, man, let me tell you about
Speaker 2: my two friends and are fighting over there in Hire.
Speaker 2: I don't know what to tell you about. No I
Speaker 2: started talking about. He goes, hey, man, how's life at
Speaker 2: the zee? Still at the radio station? He's still doing radio? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know I moved away to this I'm out of
Speaker 2: your listening area and I don't listen anymore.
Speaker 3: And what's been going on? So so luckily we had
Speaker 3: a lot to catch up on.
Speaker 2: I didn't really but I was like, I want to
Speaker 2: go up with this guy because because he's also the
Speaker 2: guy that once he's back in your life, he's gonna
Speaker 2: be like calling me like every day, and I don't
Speaker 2: need that.
Speaker 3: He's that in he's that guy in baby.
Speaker 2: He thinks like I'm trying to rekindle an old friendship here.
Speaker 2: So we're just guy was this guy was thinking about me? Right,
Speaker 2: But we're making out while we're making small talk, and yeah,
Speaker 2: and and and now I'm on the phone with him
Speaker 2: for like ten minutes.
Speaker 3: He's also the person that doesn't let.
Speaker 2: You off the phone. And I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I got caught up in this. I
Speaker 2: should have just been honest from the beginning and said
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I wasn't trying to call you. I was
Speaker 2: trying to call my other friend Mike.
Speaker 3: But I had no choice. And we you know, you'll
Speaker 3: be talking about this podcast, did you.
Speaker 2: I told him I was doing a podcast. Yeah, my buddy,
Speaker 2: I'll wait a second. Yeah, I probably should have. Well, yeah, well, no,
Speaker 2: he's not going to check us out. He's not going
Speaker 2: to check us out. I'll tell you why, because now
Speaker 2: because he's he's he's not a family. Now he does
Speaker 2: he's not really big on technology or even social media.
Speaker 2: Families don't listen to the well he's not even on
Speaker 2: social media. He's not.
Speaker 3: No, he's not going to get no shot.
Speaker 2: He's going to listen. I told him I was doing
Speaker 2: a podcast with an old cast member.
Speaker 3: And uh, whoa whoa whoa former cast member?
Speaker 2: An old Yeah, yeah, but you're an old cast member,
Speaker 2: you're an old No former that that that's too many syllables.
Speaker 3: I say old one.
Speaker 2: Word one xbox ex cast member X. But that X
Speaker 2: sounds like it was that you got that that you
Speaker 2: left on bad terms. We don't want to say that.
Speaker 2: No x X. That sounds like ex girlfriend. No, but
Speaker 2: what's an old coworker an old co worker of mine?
Speaker 2: All right, I'll say X or former my former work.
Speaker 2: Just yeah. So anyway, so I told him all about that,
Speaker 2: caught up on his family. He's got you know, wife,
Speaker 2: you know, two two, three kids, whatever, his license, don't care,
Speaker 2: I don't care, whatever, whatever it is, anyway, pull it up.
Speaker 2: At the end of the conversation, he hits me with, yeah,
Speaker 2: we really should get together. Yeah you want to hang out.
Speaker 2: Let let's do that and you bring your girlfriend. I'll
Speaker 2: bring my wife.
Speaker 3: And you know you don't but dial somebody who moved away.
Speaker 2: I got him. I got him to New York coming
Speaker 2: up in about a month and a half. And I'm
Speaker 2: like shit, and of course I will, like, you know,
Speaker 2: let's see how is my schedule lines up with yours.
Speaker 2: I might be busy, I could be on vacation. I
Speaker 2: don't know. They always have me traveling for work.
Speaker 3: Lie, yeah, you always yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I hung up with him. But after it
Speaker 2: and I'm like sitting there like, damn that dude. You
Speaker 2: got to change his name and your phone so it
Speaker 2: never happens again. Change him to Michael or something. I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, Maybe I just believe you can't have
Speaker 2: him as mic? If you why the MIC's you don't
Speaker 2: want to why call the other mic? Why did I
Speaker 2: even have them in my phone? Because I don't clean
Speaker 2: up my phone, because I just I have thousands of
Speaker 2: thousands of contacts in my phone if people haven't spoken
Speaker 2: to in years, and I never delete them because I'm
Speaker 2: a Let me ask you if you had if you
Speaker 2: had a select, if you had a phone number of
Speaker 2: a celebrity, because I do you do we have celebrity
Speaker 2: phone on? Yes? If that celebrity dies, you leave the
Speaker 2: phone number in your phone because you want to be like,
Speaker 2: oh I had the phone of course, Why that happened
Speaker 2: to you? Yeah, I got a couple of celebrity phone
Speaker 2: numbers of people that have passed away. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: I don't want I don't want to delete them because
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, I had the number when they were alive,
Speaker 2: so that's the right counts, right, Yeah, I guess. So anyway, Ah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna take Are you going to take your uncle?
Speaker 3: What's his face?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Who left all the artwork out of your phone? No? No,
Speaker 3: well maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I haven't thought about it. Anyway, That's all I got
Speaker 2: for you, but uh, it's kind of awkward. I guess
Speaker 2: some people just hang up and be honest. I probably
Speaker 2: should have been honest, but now I just led myself
Speaker 2: into rekindling an unwanted friendship and possibly having to go
Speaker 2: to dinner with them.
Speaker 3: Cannot wait for that.
Speaker 2: The Boys podcast. We will be right back.
Speaker 3: The hell you doing, dude? What you're chewing on something?
Speaker 2: Oh? I thought I had to microphone you to do
Speaker 2: in the commercial? Sorry, we're live on the podcast. You
Speaker 2: know how this ends with bad reviews? Bad review I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: you know what? It's how the whole seventy seven started
Speaker 2: with us eating pizza. Don't you know that people suffer
Speaker 2: from mesolfonia? Oh, misoponia I'm sorry. I apologize, slices. I
Speaker 2: just got a box. My friend Jordan works for a
Speaker 2: company called love Corn. Not a sponsor anyway. They have
Speaker 2: a new flavor out for Valentine's Day called Sweet and Salty.
Speaker 2: It's it's in little pink bags.
Speaker 3: You see him.
Speaker 2: And I happen to like Lovecorn, which is why she
Speaker 2: always thinks of me when they have a new flavor.
Speaker 2: And she sent me a box of it, you know,
Speaker 2: for the find love in the Simple Things. Again, not
Speaker 2: a sponsor. And it's it's it's it's my new favorite flavor.
Speaker 3: So very it's not. There's all a quandry. It's not
Speaker 3: it's not fried or it's just it's corner. I'm glad
Speaker 3: you enjoyed it. It's honey or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean I can look at the ingredients of the slices.
Speaker 2: Want to know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Again, not a sponsor. I would tell you if it
Speaker 3: was a sponsor. So I have a question for you.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a I want to see where your moral compasses. Oh,
Speaker 3: made with love. There's your ingredients, made with love. That's
Speaker 3: the ingredients. So I'm sorry, go ahead. What would Brody do?
Speaker 2: W w b D. All right, and first you're gonna
Speaker 2: tell me what I did. Oh, okay, went to Target,
Speaker 2: went shopping, and of course you put the case of
Speaker 2: water underneath, the water underneath. Oh of course you already know.
Speaker 2: So I'm checking out, and I inadvertently didn't pull the
Speaker 2: water up from underneath and ended up walking out unflagged
Speaker 2: without paying for the water. Okay. I get all the
Speaker 2: way to my car with the cart and I'm loading
Speaker 2: stuff in into my car and I'm looking down. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, I didn't pay for the water. Now I'm
Speaker 2: gonna freeze frame right there.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jagile's band, what would you do?
Speaker 2: And what did I do?
Speaker 3: I would go back in the store and pay for it.
Speaker 2: I would rip off the UPC code so I'd have
Speaker 2: to carry the water all the way back in, and
Speaker 2: I would go pay for it, as I've done in
Speaker 2: the past with things from Target, like a pack of gum.
Speaker 3: I didn't pay for it, went back in and paid
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: Now that's different slices than a corn beef and Bistromi
Speaker 2: sandwich that I didn't order before.
Speaker 3: You guys are like, well, if you want it, your
Speaker 3: intention was to buy it and pay for it. You
Speaker 3: have to go back.
Speaker 2: Now, what you could do, although my throw off that
Speaker 2: monthly inventory is the next time you go to Target,
Speaker 2: bring the UPC coat in and just scan it and
Speaker 2: pay for it. What did you do?
Speaker 3: You said, ah, fuck at the universe, owes me water
Speaker 3: and you went home. No, that's the old me, Brodie.
Speaker 2: Back in the day you first quarter scary, you went
Speaker 2: back in and paid for the water. Yeah, back in
Speaker 2: the day, I would have probably said, screw it, you
Speaker 2: know what, it'll even itself out. I'm sure I've been
Speaker 2: ripped off here before, and I would have had that.
Speaker 2: I would have had that logic and I would have
Speaker 2: just put it in my car and drove off into
Speaker 2: the sunset.
Speaker 3: But no, I did.
Speaker 2: I actually drove. I took the shopping cart back with
Speaker 2: the water underneath still to show them, and I and
Speaker 2: I you know, I went back in and I said, look,
Speaker 2: I forgot to pay for this. And what did they
Speaker 2: do at that point?
Speaker 3: They said, Okay, did they.
Speaker 2: Charge me or did they say, you know what, you're
Speaker 2: being honest, you can have that water. They should charge
Speaker 2: you because they're not the owners of the store. It's
Speaker 2: not a mom and pop shop. That can do that,
Speaker 2: correct they charged me to well, you know they'd be like,
Speaker 2: you know what, it's on us, It's not up to
Speaker 2: them to give it to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, And I know was I looking for
Speaker 3: them to say that. But I did the right thing.
Speaker 3: That's what we did, the right thing. You did the
Speaker 3: right thing. And I know a lot of people will
Speaker 3: be like f that and just bolt out of there,
Speaker 3: like the road Runner.
Speaker 2: No, because then there's no difference in deliberately stealing it
Speaker 2: or accidentally stealing it.
Speaker 3: You still stole it and didn't go back.
Speaker 2: Yeah all right. Look if you get all the way
Speaker 2: home and you didn't pay for it, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: drive back, but cut the UPC code off and pick
Speaker 2: it the next time.
Speaker 3: Okay, But I'm glad to see that you're a better person. Now,
Speaker 3: what a better person?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: All right, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'll take my flowers.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a question now that i'd
Speaker 2: like you to answer. I got flagged on Facebook Marketplace
Speaker 2: and they again they said, and I remember last time
Speaker 2: they fled me for selling a an American girl doll
Speaker 2: wheelchair because I can't sell medical supplies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so I want to.
Speaker 2: I wanna. I'm wanna read something to you real quick
Speaker 2: here because it's it's in my Facebook dummies section.
Speaker 3: I have a lot of them.
Speaker 2: But so this person wrote in regards to my American
Speaker 2: doll wheelchair with wheels American Girl Doll wheelchairchair with wheels.
Speaker 3: I wrote wheelchair. I can't write wheelchair.
Speaker 2: It says how is this available, which, again is the
Speaker 2: most annoying thing you could ask somebody, is this.
Speaker 3: Suitable for a four year old? But temporary use?
Speaker 2: Okay? So I said, what do you mean? He said, what,
Speaker 2: My daughter needs a wheelchair, she broke her foot. It's
Speaker 2: an American girl doll. It's American Girl doll wheelchair. This
Speaker 2: measurements in this thing. Four year old can't sit. This
Speaker 2: person wants to know if it'll hold up for a
Speaker 2: temporarily for a.
Speaker 3: Four year it's miniature. Yeah, I get it. I can't.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 2: Listen, people don't read the dimensions though. People don't read
Speaker 2: the instructions. People only read headlines. You know. People don't
Speaker 2: look the pictures on Instagram, and they don't read the caption.
Speaker 2: You gotta read the caption. Usually the answers in there,
Speaker 2: speaking of which I'm selling something that is twelve inches
Speaker 2: high and ten inches wide. This woman writes measurements right exactly.
Speaker 2: She wrote the word measure No, no, she wrote the
Speaker 2: word measurements, meaning give me the measurements. She just wrote
Speaker 2: the word measurements, and it annoyed me. So I wrote,
Speaker 2: I put a question mark because the measurements are in
Speaker 2: this I don't know what she's saying measurements for. So
Speaker 2: she wrote back, do you not know what measurements means?
Speaker 2: To me? So? I said, do you not know what
Speaker 2: writing a full sentence means? The measurements are in the listing.
Speaker 2: Did you say, can I please see the measurements? Since
Speaker 2: the measurements are in the listing, I thought maybe you
Speaker 2: were implying you had to check the measurements in your
Speaker 2: cabinet or in the space you have in mind for it.
Speaker 2: How do I know what you mean by the word
Speaker 2: measure especially when they're in the listing.
Speaker 3: You're taking your anger out on these people.
Speaker 2: She did not.
Speaker 3: She did not buy it.
Speaker 2: If you talk to me that way, this person again
Speaker 2: once and if I'm selling the CDs and VHS tapes
Speaker 2: in the tower with the picture that says I'm selling
Speaker 2: the CD tower.
Speaker 3: They want the VHS tapes.
Speaker 2: Why don't you give it to them? At this point,
Speaker 2: are you really going to ever watch a VHS tape again?
Speaker 3: Scare?
Speaker 2: Most of the tapes in the picture long gone. Oh
Speaker 2: I threw them out when I moved most of them. Uh.
Speaker 2: This person writes on something I'm selling some dishes. This
Speaker 2: person wrote, donated past tense, donated to Habitat for Humanity. Yes,
Speaker 2: just like that, So I said, I have no idea
Speaker 2: what you're talking about. Are you telling me that you
Speaker 2: had similar dishes that you donated to Habitat for Humanity
Speaker 2: or you're telling me that I should donate them in
Speaker 2: the past. I don't understand, I said, But either way,
Speaker 2: why don't you donate your things and I'll worry about mine?
Speaker 2: Donated past tense to Habitat for Humanity. But that's not
Speaker 2: why I got I got in trouble on Facebook. Oh,
Speaker 2: I got flagged. I got flagged. It says you're you're
Speaker 2: listing may violate our listing rules. Click here for details.
Speaker 2: Listing rejected. You are not allowed to sell weapons, ammunition
Speaker 2: and explosives.
Speaker 3: What did you put out there that resembled that any of.
Speaker 2: The options my options for fighting this. It's not offensive
Speaker 2: in my region. It was to raise awareness.
Speaker 3: It was a joke.
Speaker 2: Wow, how none of those? None of those are appropriate.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to ask you scary as David Brody,
Speaker 2: a guy who sold his house. He's into sports and
Speaker 2: comic books and science fiction. And I sell glassware that
Speaker 2: belonged to my mom, and some old furniture and uh,
Speaker 2: some old sports equipment that my kids don't use it more. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that kind of stuff. What do you think I listed
Speaker 2: that flagged got flagged as weapons, ammunition and explosives. Keeping
Speaker 2: in mind, I don't own a gun I'm gonna get
Speaker 2: I'm gonna gets a lightsaber, okay, or something like something
Speaker 2: from Star Wars that like like looked like a weapon,
Speaker 2: or something that's fictitious. Okay, So if it was a lightsaber,
Speaker 2: which of these would be appropriate to respond to being flagged?
Speaker 2: If it was a lightsaber, it's not offensive in my region?
Speaker 2: Does that make any sense? It was to raise awareness
Speaker 2: of what jedis. It was a joke. In what way
Speaker 2: would that be a joke if I was selling a
Speaker 2: light Now you're getting trapped, checkmate? Okay, So slices, here's
Speaker 2: what I'd like you to do. Okay, is what I'd
Speaker 2: like you to do. I would like you, in the
Speaker 2: next few minutes to take a guess what I might
Speaker 2: have sold that might have been flagged as a weapon ammunitions.
Speaker 2: And I will read to you the title and the
Speaker 2: full description of the item, and you can tell me
Speaker 2: after I tell you what it is, what in the
Speaker 2: description you think led them to think it was weapons, weapons,
Speaker 2: ammunition or anything explosive. Okay, So with that, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: give you a couple of minutes, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 2: a quick story about a girl on on on TikTok.
Speaker 2: So I'm scrolling the for you pages and I'm getting
Speaker 2: politics and sports, my usual favorite stuff, and I see
Speaker 2: this girl and I and she's yelling. She's like, that's
Speaker 2: why I broke up with him. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe this would be good for the podcasts. She's doing
Speaker 2: a live so, so her friend says, she's doing a duet.
Speaker 2: So the friend says the other girl. He goes, well,
Speaker 2: what was wrong?
Speaker 3: She goes, he was always acting you all don chalant,
Speaker 3: don chalant.
Speaker 2: I love it. So the girl says, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: She says, you know, he was acting all like, you know,
Speaker 2: like don chalant with me. So he was all that.
Speaker 2: So she's crossed pollinating nonchalant with don Juan. I don't
Speaker 2: know where she got the don from, ye don Juan. No,
Speaker 2: she this girl doesn't know who don Juan is. She
Speaker 2: doesn't even know what nonchalant means. She said don chalant,
Speaker 2: like like that's the name you give a guy who
Speaker 2: acts like, you know, doesn't care or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how don Juan.
Speaker 2: I wish I could have gotten the audio, but it
Speaker 2: was a live feed and she already said it. I
Speaker 2: couldn't like rewind and go back, like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: how great would this be? Yeah, it is all like
Speaker 2: don chalant. Was it the mayor of Philly that said
Speaker 2: that the one who can't spell the Eagles? The one
Speaker 2: who can't spell eagles? Yeah? Okay, I hope Slices you
Speaker 2: had enough time. They've had enough time on this with
Speaker 2: your guesses. Okay, so scary, give you one more guess.
Speaker 2: It's not like they have give you one more guess.
Speaker 2: It's probably something that doesn't even It just like looks
Speaker 2: like a weapon and the AI picked it up and
Speaker 2: they I'm gonna say you were trying to sell. Uh,
Speaker 2: how about I'm looking around my house. What I wouldn't either,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know. Okay, here's the full description. The
Speaker 2: club steering wheel lock comes with one key. It's a
Speaker 2: red steering wheel lock, but also that goes around your
Speaker 2: steering wheel and your break. A club is also could
Speaker 2: be a weapon, a club, like when you club somebody
Speaker 2: with something. I'm thinking of flintstones era a club or
Speaker 2: a cup, a police baton like a club.
Speaker 3: So d word, the club is a weapon, explosives or ammunition.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, there's hundreds of people selling clubs on the
Speaker 2: on Facebook. It's been up. It's been up on Facebook
Speaker 2: Marketplace for six months. So I appealed it. I said,
Speaker 2: this isn't it's none of those things. But my only
Speaker 2: choice is appeal it where it's not offensive in my region,
Speaker 2: which it's not. It was to raise awareness of what
Speaker 2: auto theft. No, okay, okay, I wouldn't. I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: with you, it's not offensive in your region. Yes, that's
Speaker 2: what I chose. I haven't heard back yet.
Speaker 3: That's dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I risk I risk losing my right to post
Speaker 2: things on Facebook because I'm selling a wheel lock an
Speaker 2: anti theft device. I can't the club the club, right,
Speaker 2: that's that's the that's the name of the product. That's
Speaker 2: the company name. Well, the company name is Winner International,
Speaker 2: but the name of the product is the club.
Speaker 3: They flagged me. I got flagged.
Speaker 2: You know, I really give me a whole speech about
Speaker 2: how our our AI systems are are applied evenly to
Speaker 2: all listings.
Speaker 3: Nah, they're not right.
Speaker 2: So I.
Speaker 3: You you'd actually you'd actually be offended by this. I
Speaker 3: already am. So.
Speaker 2: I Basically, I booked a hotel stay my girlfriend and
Speaker 2: I for coming up me me for for later this summer.
Speaker 2: I went ahead and I went to go price it out,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh man, it's yeah, it's pretty expensive.
Speaker 2: You know. It's like three hundred and seventy five dollars
Speaker 2: a night, which is so pricey price, you know. I mean, sure,
Speaker 2: it's nice. It's a kind of place. It's also a
Speaker 2: splurge for a weekend. And it's for not a like
Speaker 2: a holiday weekend or anything like that. It's just regular weekend.
Speaker 2: So I said, all right, great, let me book this.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, wait a minute, but maybe maybe we
Speaker 2: do business with them sometimes I'll send an email over,
Speaker 2: you know, to see if you know, maybe they happen
Speaker 2: to listen to the show. You know, asked for like
Speaker 2: a maybe like a little bit of a media rate
Speaker 2: or something like a little bit of it, just a
Speaker 2: little bit of a discount.
Speaker 3: I don't care, that's fair. No, No, we used to
Speaker 3: get those.
Speaker 2: I'm trying, I'm trying to get a little bit, you know,
Speaker 2: a little She was like, like to give out a
Speaker 2: media rate. Yeah, of course, So I said that email,
Speaker 2: you know, from my Scary Jones account. Of course, I mean,
Speaker 2: of course how to.
Speaker 3: Pull that car Barry Jones at bougie bastarductor, right, And
Speaker 3: since we.
Speaker 2: Were going to a city where we broadcast too, like
Speaker 2: maybe there's a there's a shot, So you're.
Speaker 3: Saying there's a chance that they may have might have
Speaker 3: heard of Elvis. Elvis the show. iHeart whatever. So I
Speaker 3: wrote to them and and.
Speaker 2: The woman wrote back to me and she goes, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I happen to be a big fan of
Speaker 2: the show. She was, I know, you guys guys are awesome, terrific.
Speaker 3: So I said, this is amazing. Shecause, let me let
Speaker 3: me bring in my team.
Speaker 2: And then she did the old C c C C,
Speaker 2: like four people, the area of sales, director of the region,
Speaker 2: you know, the general sales manager that, yeah, the sales
Speaker 2: and marketing, all the big shots, all all people, and
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, introducing you now, passing you along to
Speaker 2: this person and this person will get you set up
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be great. So we're gonna we're gonna
Speaker 2: give you a great rate there and take care of
Speaker 2: you for that weekend like a VIP Yeah, a VIP
Speaker 2: style again again, Now the hotel is three seventy five
Speaker 2: and night, how much would you how much would you
Speaker 2: expect or would you think that somebody who's like a
Speaker 2: big fan of the show that is coppying you to
Speaker 2: emails and yeah, introducing you to everybody else.
Speaker 3: So based on previous experience when I was but not
Speaker 3: a sponsor, and this was not anything that we ever
Speaker 3: did on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is just just just based on prior experience
Speaker 2: living that life and being involved in that world where people,
Speaker 2: you know, you go to restaurants, they take care of
Speaker 2: you whatever I would say, just to cover costs and housekeeping,
Speaker 2: you know, and any incidentals. I'm thinking on a three
Speaker 2: seventy five, like.
Speaker 3: You would think one.
Speaker 2: Something like that. I was thinking they gave less. I
Speaker 2: was thinking, like, you know what ninety nine, you know,
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars maybe to to and change. Yeah, take
Speaker 2: take some money to a VIP situation and treatment. Like oh,
Speaker 2: we were all right, so.
Speaker 3: Ten, like, we're happy to give you a our special
Speaker 3: rate of three twenty.
Speaker 2: What what you got the Torvago price? I was like,
Speaker 2: you got KAYAKT and oh wait no no, but no
Speaker 2: this weekning the pop Brody, They're gonna give me.
Speaker 3: They're gonna give me. Oh, they're gonna waive the resort
Speaker 3: fee for me. Oh the resort fee, the made up
Speaker 3: bullshit feed.
Speaker 2: Right, the fee that's the invisible fee that they don't
Speaker 2: really need to charge, but they charged that just to
Speaker 2: jack the price. They took fifty five dollars off for
Speaker 2: someone that they know is in the media with a
Speaker 2: huge social media following.
Speaker 3: Well, well, no, hold on that. They can figure it out.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they looked you up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they they they they went to all this trouble
Speaker 2: at copy and CC and bringing the manager and the
Speaker 2: regional guy. Yeah, oh we got a wet.
Speaker 3: VP and they said, oh we know it.
Speaker 2: It gets better though, they said we're also going to
Speaker 2: guess what We're going to upgrade your room upon availability.
Speaker 3: So it's oh, is a nice basket?
Speaker 2: Now wait a second, slight listen, slice, I should out them,
Speaker 2: but no slice and never going to hold up before
Speaker 2: we go any further. I know the slices are like,
Speaker 2: f you scary, you shouldn't be getting all these perks
Speaker 2: like because I know the slices are not They're not
Speaker 2: going to side with me on this no matter what
Speaker 2: we say. That's why it's kind of a rock and
Speaker 2: a hard place. You know, we don't want to tell
Speaker 2: you this on the podcast because it's it's just bougie.
Speaker 2: It's a boogie thing, first world problems. Here's what I
Speaker 2: want to say as a man of the people. Fifty
Speaker 2: five dollars is a lot of money. It is in
Speaker 2: the grand scheme of things. Fifty five dollars is not
Speaker 2: going to get any any you know, mercy five dollars
Speaker 2: off is great. I mean, it's it's still fifty five
Speaker 2: bucks for scary. That's an appetizer. But my point is
Speaker 2: in the grand scheme of the way people in media
Speaker 2: and the way the way this woman acted and the
Speaker 2: way she made it like oh, we're gonna get all
Speaker 2: these people involved. It gives the impression at least forty
Speaker 2: percent off, you know, fifty.
Speaker 3: Something you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I find it laughable fifteen percent off roughly, And I'm
Speaker 2: not being ungrateful, but it just seems odd to go
Speaker 2: to all that hoopla to come back with like three twenty.
Speaker 2: It just seems like that's like, that's like if you
Speaker 2: go and the ice machines broken, they go, all right,
Speaker 2: we'll charge you three twenty. Like that's like, that's the
Speaker 2: least that's like the least off I've ever liked. I
Speaker 2: feel I feel like they hate me. I feel like
Speaker 2: we don't like this guy very much. Let's give him
Speaker 2: the old. I feel like they found out you don't
Speaker 2: pay for flat tires and just buy new tires because
Speaker 2: you have the tire package.
Speaker 3: So three twenty they figure with the potential, with.
Speaker 2: The potential to upgrade if there's available availability, and and
Speaker 2: I waved resort fee, Brody, I still gotta pay taxes
Speaker 2: on that though. You know what I would say, I
Speaker 2: would of course say thank you and to be appreciated
Speaker 2: of them, Yes I did, That's what I did. That
Speaker 2: seems that seems that seems a little chintzy to me.
Speaker 2: That seems a little like, I don't know, like you
Speaker 2: know what. I I'd rather they come back and say
Speaker 2: there's nothing we can do. Yeah, that my case, I'll
Speaker 2: take the fifty five. But in your case, I feel like,
Speaker 2: you know, two fifty two seventy five, take one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars off something.
Speaker 3: Saying something fifty five three twenty seems like an automount.
Speaker 2: And then and then they're like, oh so so maybe
Speaker 2: maybe when we get there, they'll you know, they'll throw
Speaker 2: on a nnity in. Hey, here's a bottle of wine
Speaker 2: or something or whatever, complimentary lounge chairs because a couple
Speaker 2: of cabana or something salty, love love corn.
Speaker 3: I'd like a cabana for the day. That'll be great.
Speaker 2: But well, that's odd. You're probably ten percent off, right.
Speaker 2: I thought you'd find that funny. I thought you'd to
Speaker 2: this hotel. If you go to this hotel, well, I'm
Speaker 2: certainly not gonna I'm not gonna do social media for them.
Speaker 2: F them and then I getting there, you're not gonna
Speaker 2: me but not slices. You know how difficult it is,
Speaker 2: scary is gonna go to like a resort, hotel, a
Speaker 2: fancy hotom vacation. Yeah, oh my god, I'm driving myself crazy.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need a street.
Speaker 3: You should go to the hotel across the street and
Speaker 3: film there. Yeah, now we're talking like, oh, I'm.
Speaker 2: Over at the Plaza delt whatever across the street from
Speaker 2: this place is awesome. Just when you go to this hotel, scary.
Speaker 2: Just act don chalant, don chalan. Hey, I'm going to
Speaker 2: a hotel this weekend. Of course you are find out
Speaker 2: with the with the Morning Show where we're going to
Speaker 2: Universal Orlando Resort and we're gonna be broadcasting from there Monday.
Speaker 2: But this is gonna be the first tom well one
Speaker 2: of the second time ever that I'm going to be
Speaker 2: out of town for the Super Bowl. I think I
Speaker 2: might have mentioned it last time last week, but uh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not gonna be here.
Speaker 3: Sucks.
Speaker 2: But you're gonna be watching it. You're gonna be like
Speaker 2: a hobnobbin with the coworkers and out partying and not
Speaker 2: watching the game.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we're gonna we're gonna watch it.
Speaker 2: I think we may well, you know, kind of ransack
Speaker 2: Elvis's room, kind of bum rush Elvis's room.
Speaker 3: And oh, because you know he'll have the game on.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I mean we'll.
Speaker 3: Force it on it.
Speaker 2: I mean it's an event. Come on. And and do
Speaker 2: you uh I had a question about about that. Do
Speaker 2: you do you believe in any of these betting on
Speaker 2: any of these prop bets about Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: You know how many times.
Speaker 2: They're gonna show her will if they if the Chiefs win,
Speaker 2: will Travis proposed to her on the field. Definitely not
Speaker 2: going to propose to her on the field. That's tacky,
Speaker 2: not not if like slices of you did it, it's
Speaker 2: a non starter. Yeah, he's not gonna propose after a loss. No,
Speaker 2: I don't think. I don't think celebrities do that. That's
Speaker 2: what Yeah, that's what non celebrities do. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: not saying no celebrities do that, but I don't think.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's this. How long is the national
Speaker 2: anthem gonna be? Is it gonna be two minutes and
Speaker 2: twelve seconds? I see twelve? It's fun to do that.
Speaker 2: I don't gamble that much, so I don't do those,
Speaker 2: but it's fun. I used to like buy a box
Speaker 2: every once in a while. Yeah, and I would always
Speaker 2: get like two and five yo, and then you're out.
Speaker 2: I'm in a football pool where where the final prize
Speaker 2: is a role all the way. If I had a
Speaker 2: football pool, I wouldn't let you in it. Why because
Speaker 2: it's a pool. Because it's a pool. So me and
Speaker 2: three of my buddies are splitting oh eight, the three
Speaker 2: buddies and I. Three of my buddies and me are
Speaker 2: splitting A, A and I. We're all splitting a box
Speaker 2: one box in one box. Your chief basketball well, which
Speaker 2: is the grand prize is a Rolex watch and the box.
Speaker 2: The boxes were five hundred dollars each, so you don't
Speaker 2: wear a watch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the cost? How are the three of you
Speaker 3: are gonna split a Rolex?
Speaker 2: Well, that's a great question. What are you wearing from
Speaker 2: like midnight to five?
Speaker 1: And then he the next guy wears We realize it
Speaker 1: that that was the final prize and if so, if
Speaker 1: if our box gets picked, how the fuck Well, obviously
Speaker 1: we would find out the cash val watch, have to
Speaker 1: sell the watch and have to get cash in it,
Speaker 1: which means you probably get seventy five percent of the
Speaker 1: full value of the watch.
Speaker 3: No one's gonna pay any more than that without a warranty.
Speaker 2: Shit, I don't know. Screw myself over, by the way,
Speaker 2: I've always found the role X to be the biggest
Speaker 2: waste of money. And I'll tell you why I do
Speaker 2: not own one. Do you No? It just says to me,
Speaker 2: David Brody, you think I'm gonna pay for a Rolex watch?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's when when I called it's the biggest waste
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 3: R O L e c ks.
Speaker 2: You own one of those? No, I do not. I
Speaker 2: believe in spending money on things that work better if
Speaker 2: you spend more money on them. The best watch, Rolex
Speaker 2: watch is gonna tell time the same as a cheap
Speaker 2: watch that tells time. Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 3: You can't tell time better?
Speaker 2: Now? Does it look better? Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 3: Then I bang it in a doorway when I'm walking
Speaker 3: through a door and I close my card door.
Speaker 2: I've never been into jewelry. Do you know That's the
Speaker 2: one thing about Scary Jones that people don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't own a jewelry rngew jewelry, jewelry whatever it is,
Speaker 2: no jewelry, jewelry, jewelry. Well, I don't own any jewelry.
Speaker 2: I don't I don't I don't have chains. I got
Speaker 2: one chain.
Speaker 3: You don't have a horn?
Speaker 2: No, I don't own it.
Speaker 3: I don't own any across from when you were a kid.
Speaker 2: Now. I have a couple of watches, but they're not
Speaker 2: like you know, they're not conversation piece, a wedding rings.
Speaker 2: I know that I don't have an ap my ap
Speaker 2: going psycho. I don't have a wedding ring now, I
Speaker 2: got no watches like that. Not to that. You don't.
Speaker 2: You don't have a college ring or a high school ring.
Speaker 2: I had I have those, but with that, who wears
Speaker 2: their high school ring? No, wait a minute, you're an
Speaker 2: Italian from Brooklyn.
Speaker 3: You never had a go chain?
Speaker 2: Nope, never owned one, never owned a pinky ring. I
Speaker 2: don't own I own nothing. I own nothing, And maybe
Speaker 2: I'm weird that way, but no, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 3: Jewelry except for my my wedding ring.
Speaker 2: The thing is the only jewelry I really have. I
Speaker 2: have cuff links if you consider those jewelry, not really
Speaker 2: so No, I'm not a jewelry person either. Got no
Speaker 2: use for a rolex or anything like that, or, as
Speaker 2: the girls in the old neighbor used to say, jewelerry.
Speaker 2: That's how I say it, But it's not jewelry. Jeweler
Speaker 2: is someone who sells jewelry. Jewel Yeah. No. The last
Speaker 2: time I was away for the Super Bowl was we
Speaker 2: were We were in the Bahamas, Brody, we were try
Speaker 2: that was Giant's Patriots Patriot Conference room, and that was
Speaker 2: the famous helmet eleven, the Tyree helmet catch that was eleven. Well,
Speaker 2: that one might have been two thousand and eight seven
Speaker 2: seven eleven, I think years. Yeah, well it was, I
Speaker 2: think it was two thousand and seven.
Speaker 3: Whatever, it's not. The point is we saw both of them.
Speaker 3: I think we were there for both of them.
Speaker 2: Are we were we I don't know they have been Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, but in Atlanta, it's gonna be weird being
Speaker 2: out of town.
Speaker 3: But what else?
Speaker 2: What else you want to cover? We have a couple
Speaker 2: of some downtime here. Did we finally come to the
Speaker 2: end of Netflix? Is that? Oh? Hilarious? I just started
Speaker 2: watching Severance, which came out three years ago, and it
Speaker 2: is a creepy, weird show and the first episode may
Speaker 2: be claustrophobic, like I got.
Speaker 3: I felt like that.
Speaker 2: I felt like my room was closing in on me
Speaker 2: when I was watching it. It's a very unusual show.
Speaker 2: But I'm enjoying it, Like I'm up to the third episode.
Speaker 3: I'm enjoying it. But it's fucking weird. Let me ask
Speaker 3: you a questions, scar Let me see you.
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 3: You would never do this? You know what Severance is about?
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't watch you know me. I have a couple
Speaker 2: of things that I've watched recently. But okay, it's not
Speaker 2: a spoiler. This is this is actually the plot of Severance.
Speaker 2: Severance refers to being severed. So people who volunteer for
Speaker 2: this either that their lives are miserable or they whatever the.
Speaker 3: Case, Okay, they agree to a procedure.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you what it is, but
Speaker 2: because I don't give it anyway, it's a procedure that
Speaker 2: when you walk into work, you go into an elevator,
Speaker 2: and as you're going down the elevator, your complete mind
Speaker 2: shuts off and turns back on as an employee of
Speaker 2: the company, and you don't no longer remember anything about
Speaker 2: your outside world, or as they call it, an audi
Speaker 2: So you live eight hours a day not remembering your
Speaker 2: outside world. If you have family, nothing you have no pictures, nothing.
Speaker 2: You can't write yourself a note. They've got detectors on
Speaker 2: the elevator that read any lettering or writing. You can't write,
Speaker 2: write yourself a note to your Inny. So people work
Speaker 2: and they do this job. It's a very weird job.
Speaker 2: And then they get back on the elevator and then
Speaker 2: halfway going up the elevator, their mind snaps and they
Speaker 2: come back and now they only know their outside life
Speaker 2: and they have no remembrance of their workday. So they
Speaker 2: have two separate people. So imagine you went home, you
Speaker 2: wouldn't remember work looking at the radio station. Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, So they live two separate lives.
Speaker 2: Almost completely different lives, two completely different lives. And so
Speaker 2: it's a show about like people who volunteer. Like one guy,
Speaker 2: his wife died or she left him and he wanted
Speaker 2: to like forget about his misery for eight hours a day,
Speaker 2: and so he goes and he does this, and he
Speaker 2: goes in the elevator and then he forgets and he's
Speaker 2: this other guy.
Speaker 3: He does his job.
Speaker 2: He's got friends at work, never sees them again, leaves,
Speaker 2: goes home, doesn't know the people he works with, doesn't
Speaker 2: remember what he does for a living.
Speaker 3: He has no clue.
Speaker 2: That's cool. That sounds actually like something I may be into. Really,
Speaker 2: so when you come home, you wouldn't be able to podcast.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't remember anything about work. No, I mean watching
Speaker 2: the show. Oh oh like doing it.
Speaker 3: No, it's an interesting concept. I would never do it.
Speaker 2: It would drive me crazy, Like I would like, oh,
Speaker 2: I guess I want to go back. Like there's somebody
Speaker 2: in the show again, it's not spoiling anything. Who hates
Speaker 2: their job initially, yeah right, and they're like, I want
Speaker 2: to go home.
Speaker 3: I quit.
Speaker 2: They're like, you can't quit. Your outside person signed you
Speaker 2: up for this, and so they leave, but then don't
Speaker 2: remember hating their jobs. You'll go back to work. That's hysterical. Well,
Speaker 2: maybe I'll get into that. But I did. I did
Speaker 2: find some good TV that I highly recommend. I wanted
Speaker 2: to recommend to the slices because you know me, I
Speaker 2: don't watch TV. F the guy who doesn't watch TV
Speaker 2: very much. Yeah, well I I saw I finally after
Speaker 2: a year, saw the roast of Tom Brady. That was
Speaker 2: fucking hilarious. Slices, you gotta watch that. It is a
Speaker 2: little it's a long so so definitely fast forward through.
Speaker 2: But who was on that The female comedian, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I missing. I can't even think of her name.
Speaker 3: She killed it. She crushed it so much that I
Speaker 3: forgot her name. Brodie's looking it up.
Speaker 2: But she was great. Also, the Jerry Springer story. The
Speaker 2: Jerry Springer is like three episodes. It's an easy watch.
Speaker 2: Holy shit, behind the scenes of how that came together,
Speaker 2: and the producer and the people behind the scenes, and
Speaker 2: how evil they were in wrapping these people up to
Speaker 2: go on live TV and do the things that they did.
Speaker 2: These were real people, by the way, not actors. So yeah,
Speaker 2: there's crazy the way that show was in its heyday,
Speaker 2: how insane it was behind the scenes, and how they
Speaker 2: got away with what they got away with, totally totally
Speaker 2: up a lot of people's alleys.
Speaker 3: I would I would recommend that one and all the
Speaker 3: shows that that aired. Like six months ago, you're breaking
Speaker 3: news with.
Speaker 2: No no, no, not breaking news. It's catching up. Did
Speaker 2: you see get Gotti.
Speaker 3: From I get? I guess there's a couple of years old.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: It's all about the mobsters, John John John Gotti.
Speaker 2: But it's with Travolta, Is it with Travolta, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Travalta was played Gotty in one movie, No No, this.
Speaker 3: Is a real life bio pick. It was like a documentary.
Speaker 2: It's about the rise and fall of him and how
Speaker 2: they wire tapped his ravenite social club things and all
Speaker 2: the and how the Hole mafia went down in because
Speaker 2: because of wiretaps and some people who you know, sang
Speaker 2: like canaries.
Speaker 3: Anyway, that was fascinating to me. It's very it's a
Speaker 3: very New York story. What if I said, Nikki, would
Speaker 3: that help you? Nicki Glazer? Nicki Glazer, she is brilliant
Speaker 3: and finally you know.
Speaker 2: She's rejuvenated her career based because of that roast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh that She's on a huge tour now, she's getting
Speaker 2: gigs and sponsorships. She's done a lot of attention because
Speaker 2: of how great she was. I mean, she was funny
Speaker 2: before that, but you know, she was in a sea
Speaker 2: of comedians she she blasted out, which.
Speaker 3: She crushed a lot of them too.
Speaker 2: And I saw the Saturday Night Live movie Saturday Night
Speaker 2: which is terrific.
Speaker 3: You saw that, Oh, I saw it the day came out.
Speaker 2: You know, it's and obviously with SNL having its fiftieth
Speaker 2: anniversary coming up and where I'm excited for him coming
Speaker 2: up next week.
Speaker 3: I loved every second of that. Now, I don't know
Speaker 3: how much.
Speaker 2: Terrific was you know a stretch you know, for for
Speaker 2: just for film, because again obviously that was a reenactment,
Speaker 2: but they changed some things about the way Belushi walked
Speaker 2: out on his contract was slightly different. They fudged a
Speaker 2: couple of things. They made it sad of it from
Speaker 2: from what the actual people who were in you know,
Speaker 2: project projected or trade in the movie said, it's pretty close. Yeah, okay, Well,
Speaker 2: and the way they I mean, the guy who played
Speaker 2: Chevy Chase looked exactly like Chevy Chase, a young Chevy guy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The guy who played Dan Ackroyd was fantastic, Billy Crystal,
Speaker 3: all of them, all of them. It was amazing.
Speaker 2: And if you want to see how that show came
Speaker 2: together or how it almost didn't, because I would say,
Speaker 2: if you remember that cast and remember that time, it's
Speaker 2: it's it's a phenomenal movie. If you don't like remember
Speaker 2: the old cast and the old whatever, it's still very good.
Speaker 3: It's very interesting.
Speaker 2: Well, what I found fascinating is is that those NBC
Speaker 2: execs were in the studio that night and then they
Speaker 2: were they were ready to just cut. I mean, is
Speaker 2: it giving anything away? I mean, well, no one knows
Speaker 2: how it turned out. Everywhere every they were ready to
Speaker 2: cut to a repeat of the of the Johnny Carson
Speaker 2: Tonight Show because that was what was running Monday through Friday.
Speaker 3: So they had it.
Speaker 2: They had it ready in the studio to run that
Speaker 2: instead of going live on set.
Speaker 3: And that's one of those things that may have been fudged,
Speaker 3: but it may they may have done.
Speaker 2: And who knows.
Speaker 3: No, they had that as a backup. I did read
Speaker 3: that in a book.
Speaker 2: And well, the Carson party, they embellished a little bit
Speaker 2: when he called him a phone call. Yeah, the phone
Speaker 2: call was a little bit embellished from what people are saying.
Speaker 3: But again, it's a great movie. Just enjoy the movie.
Speaker 2: Watch it go. I would say watch that, especially especially
Speaker 2: with SNL. And those were the original sketches because I
Speaker 2: went to go then watch the first episode of SNL
Speaker 2: and those were the sketches that were in the.
Speaker 3: Show that night.
Speaker 2: Tremendous, It's a fantastic movie. The cast thing is is
Speaker 2: outrageously good. So tremendously good. Look at that.
Speaker 3: I'm doing TV and I fucking hate TV. Look at him.
Speaker 2: I caught reviews from SKA.
Speaker 3: Well one of them is a movie.
Speaker 2: I got nothing to do.
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't go out and eat.
Speaker 2: I'm depriving myself, sitting here doing my doctor fablos die
Speaker 2: and I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't drink. I can't try. January is over for
Speaker 3: your for your your girlfriend now.
Speaker 2: Yeah she's back up, back to drinking. But I can't
Speaker 2: go to restaurants. I can't participate in social life. Go
Speaker 2: to a healthy restaurant.
Speaker 3: No, I can't fuck that. But can't you go in
Speaker 3: order something healthy? Go down a piece of fish.
Speaker 2: I sit around watching Netflix. Order the Bronzinoy, order the Bronzio.
Speaker 2: Tell them Scary Jones sent you. That's right, that's all
Speaker 2: we got to get ten five dollars off. We'll see
Speaker 2: you next week on Slice Time.
Speaker 3: Then yes, right, bysys