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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The

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Speaker 1: subject is super sexy and super fly. But right now

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that. But right now, right now, right here,

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Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What

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Speaker 1: you got for his nap? You know what I think

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Speaker 1: all of us have sat on the couch. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's a boring night and we've all decided. You know what,

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Speaker 1: I want to order pizza. You know, me and James

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Speaker 1: Junior were hanging at the house. That's that's all the pizza.

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Speaker 1: You know, everybody wants to order pizza every night and then.

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Speaker 1: But what have you in jail? What have you in jail?

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Speaker 1: Don't you think those people want to order pizza? Took

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Speaker 1: Pizza Deliver? Want pizza? No? No, no, no, no, you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna breathe like that called o man pizza. No,

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Speaker 1: you're not pizza delivery. Let's go pizza. They help you.

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Speaker 1: I'll try to order pepa. Okay, can you ope for me? Please? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, okay, so about this? So can I take

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Speaker 1: your orders? Y'all need to order ten pizzas? You want

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Speaker 1: ten pizzas? And what kind of quest was that going

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Speaker 1: to be? Need? Six? You poke up on me? Please,

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Speaker 1: I need six cheese pizzas, six cheese pizzas on bean cross?

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Speaker 1: What kind of quest was that? Again? Fan? Fan fan?

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Speaker 1: Then six sees then cluss pizzas and do you want

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Speaker 1: any other topics on that's? No? I need to to

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Speaker 1: meet lovers? That was that again? Can you can you

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Speaker 1: stick up a little bit? I was really having a

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Speaker 1: hard time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to

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Speaker 1: meet brothers. Is that yes? To meet lover, meet lovers pizza? Okay?

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Speaker 1: And what kind of quest would you like on that? Sir?

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Speaker 1: That's big big cross. You said you want to than

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Speaker 1: quest on that thick So I'm having a really hard

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Speaker 1: time hearing you. Can you speak up for need? I

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Speaker 1: need to meet levers with thick crust crust okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: all right? And then the last is two vengie'es on

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Speaker 1: thin crust, veggie veg veggies two veggie, two veggie on

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Speaker 1: the thick crust. You do, y'all delivered to um do

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Speaker 1: y'all delivered to U gated gated community. Can you work

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Speaker 1: for a second for me? Okay? Fine about there? Okay,

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Speaker 1: Can I get your phone number three four two? There's

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Speaker 1: six eight numbers? Okay? I heard three four two guys

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Speaker 1: six eight nine, but I didn't get the rest of

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Speaker 1: those numbers. Can I get an area code or my

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Speaker 1: number three four two? They're six eight nine? Okay? Um,

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Speaker 1: I need to get the whole seven bidgits and the

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Speaker 1: area code so then we can put you in the

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Speaker 1: computer to try to find your location. I told you

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Speaker 1: my number, my numbers three old to dad, six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um,

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Speaker 1: let me get my manager on the phone. Excuse me,

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Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. I'll take care of it. Sir.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Hey? How are you doing? I'm

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Speaker 1: doing great? All right. I order teen pizza, six cheese

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Speaker 1: pieces to meet lovers, and two badges. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: see if do y'all have a problem delivered to a

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Speaker 1: gated community? Oh not at all. We delivered to a

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Speaker 1: gated community all the time. Let me just get a

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Speaker 1: number for you and an address, right my number three

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Speaker 1: two D six eight nine, Sir, that's only six digits.

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Speaker 1: We need seven digits. Well, actually, Erico plus your seven digits, okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't if you just leave it with

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Speaker 1: the guard here and make sure I get it. No,

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Speaker 1: So I don't think you're understand. I need to have

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Speaker 1: a phone number where I can call you. We can

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Speaker 1: go in and out of the gate. That's not a problem.

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Speaker 1: When I guess you can't go in and I did. Listen,

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Speaker 1: you can't go in and I did gate. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I can't hear you. Can you speak up something? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to get ten pizzas delivered, and you just

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Speaker 1: drop it off with the guard. So I understand what

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Speaker 1: you're saying. I'm trying to deliver the pizza to you directly.

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Speaker 1: The guard is not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm deliterated.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna, he's gonna. He's gonna pay you. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: cool with the guard. He's gonna pay you. Okay. Where

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Speaker 1: are you? Where are you located? Let's do this. Where

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Speaker 1: are you located? I'm in Gola and Gola and where's that?

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Speaker 1: Where's in Gold and Gold? Y'all don't know where? And

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Speaker 1: go I'm in in Gola on Gold in Louisiana, the penitentiary.

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Speaker 1: So we came to liver pizza to a penitentiary. Look,

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Speaker 1: I ordered ten pizzas from one six six chiefs pieces,

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Speaker 1: two met loaders and two big Look, I keep you

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Speaker 1: on this phone too much longer. Listen. I know what

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Speaker 1: you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angla. Do you

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Speaker 1: know where we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look,

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Speaker 1: you gotta go somebody in Gola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to get these ten. Look, I'm late. I'm nothing to go.

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Speaker 1: I get forth with you exactly, and I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: go back and forth with you either. We are unable

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Speaker 1: to deliver this pizza to you. Okay, why because you

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Speaker 1: are in the penitentiary, sir. Don't one delivers pizza to

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Speaker 1: people in the penitentiary. People in the penitentiary can or

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Speaker 1: a pizza, No, sir, they cannot, But we do not

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Speaker 1: deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do

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Speaker 1: you know how long it would take to get pizza

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Speaker 1: to Angola? Don't give it? Let me think. Okay, who

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Speaker 1: the manager there? I am the manager speaking with the manager.

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Speaker 1: What's your name? Never mind what my name is, just

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Speaker 1: know that I'm the manager. Okay, Let me say this

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Speaker 1: to you, since you to manager there. If I don't

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Speaker 1: get no pizzas here tonight, I'm going I get out.

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Speaker 1: In three years, I'm coming down there, and I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: you up. You think you're talking to you, ain't gonna

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Speaker 1: met up in three years, I won't be here. But

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Speaker 1: matter fact, I just might stay here for three years.

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Speaker 1: So when you come back, let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: If you'll don't bring any piece to this penitentiary and

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Speaker 1: get it to the guard before he get off work,

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Speaker 1: then it's gonna be proud here, not in order. These

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Speaker 1: ten inches and everybody on the cell block is waiting

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Speaker 1: on them, so I don't I don't care about you

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Speaker 1: and your folks on yourself blocks. You are in the

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Speaker 1: penitentiary and I don't even know why you calling. Are

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Speaker 1: you on my phone? This is a business, okay, and

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Speaker 1: I have a job to do. I am not delivering

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Speaker 1: pizzas still penitentiary, y'all discrimination about where y'all brain pizzas

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Speaker 1: and more. We don't destroy me, but we ain't located

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Speaker 1: in that goal. Unless you're gonna give me some petrol

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Speaker 1: from my metro, I ain't coming. Let me tell you

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Speaker 1: something I want you to remember eating number three fold

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Speaker 1: to Dad six eight nine. If you see that gray

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Speaker 1: painted on your house or that damn pizza place, then

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Speaker 1: you know my then got out and I'm looking for

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Speaker 1: your three fold to Dad six eight nine. I don't

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Speaker 1: give it about three two, six eight nine and seven

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Speaker 1: p three. What I'm saying is your grass. If you

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Speaker 1: come up here in three years and guess where, don't

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Speaker 1: drop the folt. Who who you think you're talking to?

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Speaker 1: That's where I said, who you think you're talking to?

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Speaker 1: Let get off my phone. I got I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing to tell you before I get on three

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Speaker 1: years the lands words. I'm gonna safe. You're listening, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm listening to what you gotta say. Tommy from the

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Speaker 1: Steve Horby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray

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Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh my goodness you you got to bed?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, this is Nethew Tommy. You know, come on, man,

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Speaker 1: people and people, people in jail, out of bed or

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Speaker 1: the pizzas. It's a pizza. It's a pizza. Nine. I

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Speaker 1: like that. You know my number? You know? Alright? I

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Speaker 1: got six cheese pizzas too to me lovers okay and

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Speaker 1: two vengeance all right, that's what I need. Now, that's

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Speaker 1: the guard. We straight. He's gonna take care of this.

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Speaker 1: I just need you to drop drop my pizzas off

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Speaker 1: at the guard. He gonna pay you. I gotta hook up.

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Speaker 1: We're good. That's crazy. She couldn't take it. She thought

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Speaker 1: you said bed sheets, said Veggie. When I if I

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Speaker 1: don't get this pizza when I get out in three years,

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Speaker 1: I'm oping somebody in behind. Okay, do you deliver to

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Speaker 1: gated communities? Well, it's the penetential, not a gated community.

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Speaker 1: It's a gated community, right, So check this out if

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Speaker 1: you if you're not you know what, you know what

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Speaker 1: if you're not feeling like a pizza, maybe you're feeling

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Speaker 1: like some grits. Timmy's grits, just good grits. That's just

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Speaker 1: good g r I t z dot com. They buying

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Speaker 1: them like crazy, They loving them. I would love your feedback.

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Speaker 1: The nephew got some grits and they're coming to the shelf.

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Speaker 1: I ain't on the shelf yet. I'm online right now,

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Speaker 1: but I'm coming to the shelf. Watch and your mama gone,

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Speaker 1: uncle being gone, But I'm coming to the congratulations, don't alright, nephew,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject super sexy

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Speaker 1: super fly. We'll get into that right after this. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show.