Speaker 1: It's Amber and Lacy. And let me tell you what.
Speaker 1: You either love the show or I'll punch you in
Speaker 1: the boot. It's the Ember Lacey Listen number. I would
Speaker 1: punch you in the butt listener, listener, I'm sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: okay o, Amber. What's been happening this week? So violence?
Speaker 1: Because I will never men, You're not going to do it.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna. I can't. Absolutely, I'm a gentle butterfly.
Speaker 1: What's going on this week? Thank you for asking. So
Speaker 1: many things are going on this well fucking last week
Speaker 1: I was. I am on a show called Have I
Speaker 1: Got News for You? Onwear so on CNN at nine
Speaker 1: pm on Saturdays, stream it the next day on Max.
Speaker 1: So I'm fucking in rehearsal Haven't Got News for You
Speaker 1: tapes at Whenever on Friday nights at one pm, I'm
Speaker 1: biting into an out. Later, my fucking tooth pops out.
Speaker 1: Now for those of you who know me, you know
Speaker 1: you're thinking, how could a tooth have fallen out? They're
Speaker 1: all fucking fake. Well turns out you can bust them
Speaker 1: shits up too. So I'm sitting there, my tooth falls out,
Speaker 1: and it's one pm, and I go Okay, I go
Speaker 1: call the dentist. She's like, your dentist isn't in. The
Speaker 1: other dentists is swamped. Let me see if I can
Speaker 1: move some things around. She does it. I call a
Speaker 1: million dentists. There there's nothing we can do. I go
Speaker 1: back inside. I drink a water. The water hurts, so
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, now, I really gotta get this fixed.
Speaker 1: So then she calls and it's like, can I call
Speaker 1: around for you. I'm like no, because if you numb
Speaker 1: me now, I will not be unknomb by the time
Speaker 1: the show starts. So it doesn't feel great, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't hurt so bad. I'm a big baby. If it
Speaker 1: hurt real bad, I think I would lay down and cry.
Speaker 1: But you know, you know, somethings off. So then I'm
Speaker 1: like mildly panicking because it's not far back enough to
Speaker 1: be unseen. But it's not like the front two teeth,
Speaker 1: Like it's a side boy, but a prominent side boy.
Speaker 1: So I get to hair and makeup and they're like
Speaker 1: switch sides, just sit on the opposite side of the desk.
Speaker 1: So I do that. We do that. Fucking Michael ian Black,
Speaker 1: the other guy on the show, is like Everyone's gonna
Speaker 1: freak out because you sat in a different chair. I'm like, boy,
Speaker 1: don't nobody give a shit. Turns out, fucking a billion
Speaker 1: people commented, and we're like, what the hell's going on?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love so hard dumbass people getting mad over nothing. Wow,
Speaker 1: what happened? I wouldn't have guessed that anyone would give
Speaker 1: a shit, but I guess, yeah, I guess they did.
Speaker 1: So did you respond to anybody? Did anyone say anything?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: The next week, Michael goes, some one of the news
Speaker 1: stories was a lady was pretending to be a dentist,
Speaker 1: and I was like, some said something about, wow much
Speaker 1: I know about the dentists, and Michael goes, well, why
Speaker 1: do you know a lot about the dentists? I go
Speaker 1: cause last week I fucking sat on your stupid side.
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah. I love it. We should have him
Speaker 1: on the podcast. We absolutely have to have him. I
Speaker 1: don't know that he would. He does what he wants.
Speaker 1: He's wow. Okay, could you have crazy gluted on? Remember
Speaker 1: crazy dry itt stink him crazy? I would have tell
Speaker 1: you who is it? Com paris?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Okay? But anyway, Okay, So I'm still upset and this
Speaker 1: didn't even happen to me. Did you see that coach
Speaker 1: snatch that girl's ponytail? Did you see him Jim Zula?
Speaker 1: The fuck are you talking about? Jim Zulo? Old coach
Speaker 1: yelling girls and they're in basketball team and I guess
Speaker 1: one of the girls didn't want to shake. He said,
Speaker 1: we're shaking the other team's hand. I guess maybe they
Speaker 1: lost or whatever. She turns and says something to him.
Speaker 1: He said, she she said something rude. He snatches, Let me,
Speaker 1: you snatched my child's ponytail. I'm doing time. He snatched
Speaker 1: it so hard. Yeah, he snatched her hair. He didn't
Speaker 1: snatch it off. I mean it was it was her hair.
Speaker 1: He snatched her I thought head he yanked it, and
Speaker 1: another team member came in between him and was like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? So that means that's something that
Speaker 1: he do all the time, and then he got in
Speaker 1: her face. Oh no, that's not he knew to do
Speaker 1: that as he fired. Yeah, he got fired. He got fired.
Speaker 1: Of course, you dumb bitch. He can't make you that
Speaker 1: snatch up a child just like No, I'm mad, I'm
Speaker 1: so mad, but I you know, I see where he's
Speaker 1: coming from he had any tail, I snatch it. It
Speaker 1: really is a vicious cycle. We all had to go
Speaker 1: to therapy, were just sitting there snatched and he know
Speaker 1: this monny tails back and forth. That's terrible. I mean,
Speaker 1: now this girl is gonna be mad for the rest
Speaker 1: of her life shaking other people's hands. Absolutely, you can't
Speaker 1: control teenager that made you mad. Listen, would not be
Speaker 1: able to work in a school. Kids gonna make you
Speaker 1: real mad. You can't walk and snatch people. I am.
Speaker 1: If you snatch my ponytail, I'm gonna make you beat
Speaker 1: my ass in front of all these people, so you
Speaker 1: you will lose your job, but you were gonna lose
Speaker 1: your job anyway. But now you have to go to
Speaker 1: jail because you beat my ass, or you have to
Speaker 1: be embarrassed forever because I beat your ass. You're never
Speaker 1: You're never gonna win. We're going to jail again. Hopefully
Speaker 1: we're not the same cell. You put them in the
Speaker 1: same cell. Snatch. I'll tell you, Lacie, I'm shocked. We
Speaker 1: have a single friend. Two fucking assholes. I know. I know, guys,
Speaker 1: you're our third friend. You are. That's why we have
Speaker 1: a podcast. So for a small amount of time, can
Speaker 1: force someone to be our friend. Today's today's forced friendship
Speaker 1: is with rosebud Baker. Uh. You can see her new
Speaker 1: special streaming on Netflix right now. It's called The mother Load.
Speaker 1: It was filmed before and after giving birth. Rosebud rules
Speaker 1: and everyone loves her, and that's not news. What's news
Speaker 1: is that we love you and that you're going to
Speaker 1: stick around after this break bob boo boo boo boo
Speaker 1: break snatch snatch. Hey, everybody, we're back with with the
Speaker 1: with the second part of their lady triesday second. That's
Speaker 1: not true. But you know what, maybe tomorrow would be
Speaker 1: a better day than today. Maybe today's just like for
Speaker 1: so okay, listen up. As you might have heard before
Speaker 1: we went to commercial, our guest is rosebud Baker. She
Speaker 1: has a new special streaming on Netflix called The mother Load,
Speaker 1: and it was filmed before and after giving birth. Some
Speaker 1: say she's a coward for not recording it during giving birth,
Speaker 1: but I say she's a hero. Rosebud, Hi, how are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good. How are you guys?
Speaker 1: We're doing great. We're alive baby, Yeah, okay, doing a
Speaker 1: live is alive?
Speaker 2: Is enough? You know, yes enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gonna be the new gen Z tattoo. You know,
Speaker 3: the new basic tattoo. The millennials all got the I
Speaker 3: Am enough gen Z is going to be alive?
Speaker 2: Is enough?
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, that's not a terrible light. It's not, and
Speaker 1: being alife isn't.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, it sure is.
Speaker 1: Especially for the next four years. Being alive is a
Speaker 1: niff baby. Yeah, just enough. You may not get that.
Speaker 1: We like to start off on a very depressing note.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I like that. I love that I can
Speaker 2: meet you guys exactly where you're at, have to.
Speaker 1: Bring you down, make you cry, then we build. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like the Marines.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, I don't like it's like an emotional sort
Speaker 3: of boot camp, is what you're saying.
Speaker 1: That's right, excellent, excellent, Rosebud, I haven't seen you since,
Speaker 1: I haven't got news for you.
Speaker 2: I know you were so funny. No, you're so funny.
Speaker 2: I remember walking in there being like, Okay, let's do this.
Speaker 2: I can do this.
Speaker 3: I read headlines all day and everybody was so fast
Speaker 3: and so funny, and I was like.
Speaker 2: Whoa, Okay, we gotta strap in.
Speaker 1: No, you're one of US, Well, no of us. Where
Speaker 1: do you live?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Address and zip code? Please?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, great, I thought you were in LA, but
Speaker 1: I then I forget.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm assuming you live in New York.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, I was. Honestly, all the windows and square
Speaker 2: footage did throw me off. I thought maybe LA.
Speaker 1: But this is you have a upstate Okay, it's just upstate. Awesome,
Speaker 1: that's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I live in New York. I we uh, We're
Speaker 2: going to buy a place in New York.
Speaker 3: I think I'm here for good, which yeah, really, well,
Speaker 3: if I can ever get a proof of the damn
Speaker 3: co op. You know, these things are They sit you
Speaker 3: down and they really do like a financial enema. They
Speaker 3: go through all of your stuff and they and honestly,
Speaker 3: I'm finding out that I owe people money that I've
Speaker 3: never met before.
Speaker 2: Apparently, Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: How long has it been? I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I don't think I should either.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's been ten years. They're good.
Speaker 2: I'm like, didn't they fire the whole FBI and the
Speaker 2: like irs. There's nobody working there anymore. I feel like,
Speaker 2: why should I have? That? Is true?
Speaker 1: They're not going to get you. Where are you originally
Speaker 1: from originally.
Speaker 3: From Washington, d C. From right, Well, I should say
Speaker 3: outside of Washington, d C.
Speaker 2: This is what all the kids from DC say.
Speaker 3: They go, I'm honestly, I'm from Virginia, Alexandria, Virginia, which
Speaker 3: is a suburb of DC.
Speaker 1: I feel like my best friend Jenny Hagel is from there.
Speaker 1: I walked shut up long enough for her to tell
Speaker 1: me so. But more importantly, you are wearing a Girl
Speaker 1: Scout T shirt.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you?
Speaker 1: I went to or your daughter? Who's in the Girl Scouts?
Speaker 1: Why do you have the shirt on?
Speaker 2: No one?
Speaker 3: No one's in the Girl Scouts. I'm just a big
Speaker 3: vintage fan and I went to this. I was in
Speaker 3: Cleveland this weekend and I always ask when I'm on
Speaker 3: the road for vintage recommendations. And when I was in
Speaker 3: Cleveland this weekend, I found out that there was a big,
Speaker 3: a large vintage expo in at the i X Center,
Speaker 3: and so I went there and I saw I mean,
Speaker 3: it was the first time that I've seen Do you
Speaker 3: remember the board game Mall Madness? Yeah, yeah, I saw
Speaker 3: Mall Madness. I saw an Atari machine. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean an Atari machine.
Speaker 1: I didn't play video game you know you start the crank.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it basically looks like a metro park machine.
Speaker 1: Now, so you were never a Girl Scout.
Speaker 2: I was not a Girl Scout.
Speaker 1: My daughter I was a Girl Scout. I think Amber
Speaker 1: was a Brownie. Amber. Did you get to Girl Scouts?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have professional girls. I saw the most Girl
Speaker 1: Scout cookies nineteen eighty four. Okay, I'm Nebraska. Not in
Speaker 1: the world, just in our little area. Still, thank you.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. Good for you. And no parent help, no parent.
Speaker 1: You know, the parents did nine to nine point nine
Speaker 1: percent of the work. They took that thing. My dad
Speaker 1: worked at Duncan Hine's plant and he took several of
Speaker 1: those things, filled it out. That's how I won. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'll give it to you. That's great,
Speaker 2: that's amazing.
Speaker 3: I gotta This is what I want to do is
Speaker 3: I want to get my kid in the Girl Scouts
Speaker 3: and I want to or I guess the Scouts now,
Speaker 3: and I want to get her. I want to sell
Speaker 3: as many as I possibly can for her.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I just want to wait a minute,
Speaker 1: get some. It's just the Scouts.
Speaker 2: I didn't know they change it to the Scouts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm not you know what one again, they probably switched
Speaker 2: it back.
Speaker 1: They probably it's gonna be the female Scouts.
Speaker 2: If you gets, they're not gonna They're not gonna.
Speaker 3: Sell with real money. Yes, they give them their own currency.
Speaker 3: You don't even sell the cookies with real money. They
Speaker 3: like monopoly money.
Speaker 1: I would when I was in Girl Scouts, I kept
Speaker 1: getting in trouble. That lady who ran our Girl Scout troop.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say her name. She hated my fucking
Speaker 1: guts every time. Every time I was around her, I
Speaker 1: would break a new thing. One time I broke her
Speaker 1: garage door. The confession wrong, I've never heard your confessions.
Speaker 1: What I did break her garage door? But I didn't
Speaker 1: break it. I just pressed the button. The garage door broke.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, it was just the one other.
Speaker 1: Name, one other bad thing. Pretty sure. I broke a
Speaker 1: glass and then I broke a glass in the house,
Speaker 1: and then I also spilled. But look, you shouldn't be
Speaker 1: having me indoors. I should be in this house.
Speaker 2: Why is she having her child enemy over?
Speaker 1: Girls? Were girls in your home? Was that a thing
Speaker 1: we always met? Like the church, church, basement or something.
Speaker 1: She was also the girl. She was my friend's mom
Speaker 1: and also the Girl Scout leader. So she brought the
Speaker 1: hate with her to school.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, you know, you can't choose her. Your kids love.
Speaker 2: You can't choose So.
Speaker 1: Your kid loves smashing mcbite a lot. It has to be.
Speaker 1: If it's not, she's doing something wrong. Okay, Lacy, do
Speaker 1: you think that it's time for Kenney stand It? Ye Rosebud.
Speaker 1: On every episode of The Amber and Lacy Lacy and
Speaker 1: Amber Show where we remember, we do a segment called
Speaker 1: ken You stand It where we name the person, place, thing, idea,
Speaker 1: or concept that we've newly learned about that we really enjoy.
Speaker 1: It can be anything from Girl Scout short bread cookies
Speaker 1: to ghosting to express jeans.
Speaker 2: What okay, yeah, yeah, we're picking.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna go first. Okay, So I decided, you know, listen,
Speaker 1: it only happened because on my Facebook feed paint your
Speaker 1: own MURALSI was popping. I was like a fence in
Speaker 1: my yard. I'm gonna paint a little mural and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like flowers and stuff. Okay, so we're actually
Speaker 1: getting the paint today But before then, my daughter and
Speaker 1: her boyfriend, they like to do their little art, you know,
Speaker 1: so I let them go crazy on the fence first,
Speaker 1: just to have fun, paint you know whatever, you know
Speaker 1: they do. Some of it looks a little graffiti shirt.
Speaker 1: But it was all gonna get It's all gonna get
Speaker 1: painted over with our nice flower mural. Now, how come
Speaker 1: one of the neighbors saw it driving down the street
Speaker 1: because you really can't see it at all. It's in
Speaker 1: facing my in. But if you're like on the other
Speaker 1: street and you're driving and you see it, how come
Speaker 1: she went crazy and called someone I knew and was like,
Speaker 1: someone painted Lacey's fence. You need to find out what.
Speaker 1: I don't know how this is getting into a can
Speaker 1: you stand it? But it's just nosy people being nosy.
Speaker 1: So you know what I did. I'll left it upe
Speaker 1: a week longer, just because why are you now I
Speaker 1: have to answer to you? Now you're making me I
Speaker 1: don't have to answer to you, lady. I'll never I'll
Speaker 1: never tell you what's going on. And I almost wanted
Speaker 1: to draw I don't know a penis on the fence
Speaker 1: to just make it even more dramatic. I'm not. Everybody,
Speaker 1: calm down, but none of your business, none, Nanya, find
Speaker 1: out now what's going on over there? Find out now?
Speaker 1: But I am going to now as beautiful, find out
Speaker 1: now as a little demand. Who do you know in
Speaker 1: common with your neighbor? A good friend, a very good friend,
Speaker 1: and she knows that I know her. So she called,
Speaker 1: and that friend left me a voicemail saying, Lacy looks
Speaker 1: like someone seriously looks like someone jumped her fence and
Speaker 1: tagged your fence. What's going on? She was just as listen,
Speaker 1: both of y'all can I don't have to answer to
Speaker 1: either of you. Haven't it's been a week years. So
Speaker 1: are they white? Of course, yeah, they're both. Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: okay there, Yeah, okay, they're very conct they're overly concerned.
Speaker 1: None of your business. Everything's fine now. I just want
Speaker 1: to pay in the face with myself with a big
Speaker 1: afro and just put it on. But I'm not.
Speaker 2: Lay mind your business on the outside of the mind
Speaker 2: your business. Yeah, that's that's not a bad.
Speaker 1: But I do have to say, my my neighbor, my
Speaker 1: immediate neighbor, can see it, and I'm sure he's like,
Speaker 1: what in the world is that because it is a
Speaker 1: bunch of mess. But we were literally going to paint
Speaker 1: over it the next day. But you caught me. You
Speaker 1: caught me on a day where I got time to
Speaker 1: act a fool. Now yeah, but it's being it's been
Speaker 1: paying over today or about to be fine. You'll just
Speaker 1: see my little flowers up there. But that's what I'm
Speaker 1: all about, now, my little So anyway, how did we
Speaker 1: get there? My can you stand it?
Speaker 2: Is?
Speaker 1: I love a good, pretty little neural, so that's what
Speaker 1: I'm getting. Bought the Stens and everything good, drought Lacey's bad,
Speaker 1: and also a lesson in mind your own mustard than
Speaker 1: anybody own business.
Speaker 2: I can stand your business, yeah, broad, but do you
Speaker 2: I do have one? Yes, yeah.
Speaker 3: I just found out about I'm aging myself. But I
Speaker 3: found out the term crash out from my friend's kid
Speaker 3: and yeah yeah. And he was saying, like we were
Speaker 3: walking and he was like, yeah, my mom's a crash
Speaker 3: out and we both were.
Speaker 2: Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: And he was like, a crash out like you know,
Speaker 3: like you freak out, like you just like you lose
Speaker 3: your temper, like you freak out. And I was like, actually, really,
Speaker 3: I can stand that term. I can stand it. You know,
Speaker 3: I've heard a lot lately that I don't. I'm just
Speaker 3: you know, I don't know what skibbity toilet means. It
Speaker 3: took me a while to get into riz chooky makes
Speaker 3: me actually gives me like goosebumps.
Speaker 2: It makes me like gag a little bit. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: crash out I can stand it.
Speaker 1: Roastbun. Oh. I don't want to ask you your age.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty one. I just found out with crash out,
Speaker 1: like I've just now recently Starr, and I love it.
Speaker 1: I love the phrase. Yeah, I'm a crash out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am a crashout. Yeah, crash out. Yeah, I'll crash out.
Speaker 2: I am an elder millennial, I am. I am barreling
Speaker 2: towards forty.
Speaker 1: So I love it. Yeah, I just found out. Also,
Speaker 1: I just started watching Younger and I am that lady
Speaker 1: on did you watch Younger, you guys where the ladies
Speaker 1: pretending to be twenty six but she is forty. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's excellent because everything that she says. And
Speaker 1: I watch it with my daughter, who's twenty three, and
Speaker 1: we crack up every She's like that's me, and I go.
Speaker 1: It is me, because she'll be like, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: What does this stand for?
Speaker 2: What are they?
Speaker 1: And she's googling like I do that all the time.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is I n k yp r
Speaker 1: w h me what is this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm that woman.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what any of this means. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I love it, I know, and.
Speaker 2: I can't remember it either.
Speaker 3: I'll go I'll go like, I'll look it up and
Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh, that's what that means, and then
Speaker 3: normally it would stay in my brain, but it just
Speaker 3: goes away the second.
Speaker 1: That's me m hm h. Once I turn around, it's over.
Speaker 1: It's fun. I get mad at communications with emojis. Too
Speaker 1: many emojis, too many things that stand for. Just write
Speaker 1: a sen hey, what are you doing? I don't need
Speaker 1: to have to screenshot what you did and send it
Speaker 1: to people that I know and ask what is this
Speaker 1: person saying? Hate that woman. I'm not going to learn
Speaker 1: all these little phrases. I'm not going to learn them.
Speaker 1: Don't care about it, right, I don't even know what
Speaker 1: some emojis mean. Someone will do emoji I'm like, are
Speaker 1: you mad? Happy, sad? What does this space?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I've heard it. I've heard it, compared to
Speaker 3: like it's like modern hieroglyphics.
Speaker 1: It is you know, yeah, yeah, I have to say this.
Speaker 1: I can't see my phone well to know what the
Speaker 1: emojis are, and because send me whatever you want, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: What it is.
Speaker 1: I can't see the green shot messages and then blown
Speaker 1: it up so that I could see what faces this?
Speaker 1: Are you mad? Why can't you just sayn't big enough?
Speaker 1: They're not big enough? And that's why ever we're buying
Speaker 1: jitterbug phones that we can see the screen. We are
Speaker 1: so close to just close to gett a jitterbug and
Speaker 1: not even being mad, holding that sucker out like it'll
Speaker 1: be the chugar bug is going to be this big,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to fold it out like and I'll
Speaker 1: be like back into my brawl and be fine. Like
Speaker 1: someone's calling me, hold on, yes, that's going to be.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. I one thousand.
Speaker 2: What's what's your Can you stand it? Amber?
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking now normally, Mike, can you stand it?
Speaker 1: Is the cheesecake factory? And I do a whole bit,
Speaker 1: and I lead you down a road that I don't
Speaker 1: think is going to be the Cheesecake Factory, but it
Speaker 1: is every single week. This week is different because this
Speaker 1: week it is the Cheesecake Factory. And I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: say it, because they have new items on the menu
Speaker 1: this Yeah, I went and I forgot how right the
Speaker 1: Cheesecake Factory is. Guys, I was wrong forever taking a
Speaker 1: break from them. Did you get a new items? What
Speaker 1: did you work trips? What was the new item? I
Speaker 1: can't remember, but it was also carrots, Oh, carrots and
Speaker 1: some chicken thing. Don't care paste. Great, it's a fucking
Speaker 1: cheesecake factory. You could order the shoes, you'd finish every
Speaker 1: last lace because Cheesecake Factory is the most delicious food
Speaker 1: on earth.
Speaker 3: Why do I feel like the background of your zoom
Speaker 3: now is actually fake? And if you took it down
Speaker 3: inside the Cheesecake Factory.
Speaker 1: If I moved too fast, We're gonna see the call families. Listen,
Speaker 1: who's the new face of Sketchers? And you know where
Speaker 1: I'm going with this. It just happened. He made a
Speaker 1: post and he was like, make me the spokesperson for Sketchers,
Speaker 1: and they were like, you're the spokesperson for Sketchers, It's
Speaker 1: come on, come on, producers.
Speaker 2: Why am I thinking it's gonna be Chad.
Speaker 1: Hank's from It's The Else, the guy from Elf? Did
Speaker 1: I make that up?
Speaker 2: Will Ferrell?
Speaker 1: Will Howie Mandel, Howie Mendel. Maybe it's Howie Mandel and
Speaker 1: I just said Will Ferrell? Whoever the actor is? Oh no,
Speaker 1: no it's not.
Speaker 2: Who is it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just saw a whole thing on
Speaker 1: it yesterday. Adel was last year. Yeah, he tweeted or
Speaker 1: put it on Instagram. Did I make that up? Maybe
Speaker 1: it's Howie Mandel, But he literally said, make me your spokesperson,
Speaker 1: and they made him so Amber you need to be
Speaker 1: like cheesecake factory. Cheesecake factory again. Yeah, you'd be a
Speaker 1: fool to make me your spokesperson. I will eat there
Speaker 1: forever you can get this money. We're losing person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you would lose if you made it so I could
Speaker 1: eat a cheesecake factory for free. Sure you would lose.
Speaker 1: They would lose. They would be like, I don't know
Speaker 1: how we're down a million this month, but we are
Speaker 1: also No one loves cheesecake factory more than I feel
Speaker 1: like I.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not one to step in the way
Speaker 2: of someone's love.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean.
Speaker 3: If you love cheesecake factory, you love cheesecake factory, but
Speaker 3: I do. I will say, I think you're a fool
Speaker 3: to not be tweeting at them.
Speaker 1: Make me man, I'm telling you. I mean. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: also on TV every day going Trump is a bitch. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he could eat my ship. So I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's in.
Speaker 2: The CARSS problem.
Speaker 1: All right, you're right, I should have hoped a little
Speaker 1: bit baker. Okay, well, but what's more important the CNN
Speaker 1: or being a spokes cheescake factory? Huh? Price the same
Speaker 1: amount of money? Same because if I ate for free,
Speaker 1: it's the same. So you tell them here, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go cheesecake factory. I don't know. I'm just and this
Speaker 1: is why I should not be manager in the middle.
Speaker 2: Have you asked?
Speaker 1: Have I asked?
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, Lacy, have you asked to be your manager?
Speaker 1: To be her manager? Every day?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: I was?
Speaker 1: You fired me a couple of times. But I come back, idea,
Speaker 1: you don't. You'd never ask for money. You always just
Speaker 1: are like, what are we eating? That's true. I have
Speaker 1: not noticed Amber and I love to eat left the same.
Speaker 1: I have a problem same. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I was in Cleveland this weekend and I was eating
Speaker 3: NonStop from the moment I got there until I left.
Speaker 3: And I have to say, the Midwest really knows how
Speaker 3: to They know how to eat like they're depressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, and I that's what I love.
Speaker 3: I love this tesday like I'm depressed even when I'm
Speaker 3: at my best.
Speaker 2: You know, you.
Speaker 3: Fried butter, like just a stiff of butter inside of
Speaker 3: a like a like a corn dog with just butter inside.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I mean, I'm going to try it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say I'm gone. You did you
Speaker 1: buy it? Did you eat it?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I didn't because I didn't. I just found
Speaker 2: out about it.
Speaker 3: It wasn't sitting in front of me, but somebody told
Speaker 3: me about it, and then I had to google.
Speaker 2: I googled, googled. I googled it for like the rest
Speaker 2: of the night. I was like, I can't believe this
Speaker 2: actually exists.
Speaker 1: I'm at the fair and there's fried butter. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try it. I'm gonna try it, try it. I take
Speaker 1: a bite, I might eat the whole thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know what this tastes like, but now it's on my
Speaker 1: list to try it, you know, every time.
Speaker 3: If you guys were gonna take like one condiment on uh,
Speaker 3: you know, to a deserted island, do you know what
Speaker 3: the condiment would be?
Speaker 1: Ranch dressing. I'm from omahaa brast. It has to be
Speaker 1: ranch ranch. Okay, hot sauce, hot sauce.
Speaker 2: And is that because of refrigeration.
Speaker 1: Maybe, but also mustard love mustard, so do I and FYI,
Speaker 1: hot sauce mixed with mustard is perfect for a fish
Speaker 1: to dip your fish into, just saying it's very tasty.
Speaker 2: I think I think I would bring butter.
Speaker 1: My daughter really but doesn't like my daughter would bring better.
Speaker 2: That's what my husband said. But I think it does.
Speaker 2: It does because you put it on stuff.
Speaker 1: You do, because you know one's eating it by itself.
Speaker 1: Well said these fried butters. This is how much my
Speaker 1: daughter loves butter. She was not even in school yet,
Speaker 1: maybe four years old, and I was making breakfast and
Speaker 1: I made her toast. She took a bite of toast
Speaker 1: and said, what is this? This isn't nana's butter, And
Speaker 1: just then she became a butter snob and I had
Speaker 1: to go up my butter game. My mother turned her instantly,
Speaker 1: and she's still to this day a butter snob. It
Speaker 1: has to be a certain brand, she can taste it.
Speaker 1: I don't know what different butter brands taste like. I
Speaker 1: don't love it that much. Child loves butter. But you
Speaker 1: you're one of those people. You're a butter baby. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: butter baby.
Speaker 2: I can tell the different salted unsalted. Unsalted butter is
Speaker 2: like water. You might as well put water on my toast.
Speaker 1: That's what my butter says. And I don't care. I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't care about it. And she gets so mad
Speaker 1: because there's unsalted butter in this house right now, and
Speaker 1: she'll be mad if that's the only thing. She won't
Speaker 1: even just like, don't even make it. She doesn't want
Speaker 1: to be a boy with a plant butter over here.
Speaker 1: What that's how little I care about butter, plant butter?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, look at her off of this podcast. Sorry, never.
Speaker 2: Close my jitterbug phone.
Speaker 1: But in front of me, what is your favorite restaurant?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite restaurant and what do you order when
Speaker 1: you go there?
Speaker 2: Chain restaurant. I'm going to go with fud Ruckers. Fud Ruckers.
Speaker 2: And when I think of fud Ruckers, it makes me
Speaker 2: think of like, you know, when we got a treat
Speaker 2: as kids.
Speaker 3: Parents, they take to bud Ruckers, and I was I
Speaker 3: was a little fat, fat baby, and I would go
Speaker 3: to fud Ruckers and I would disgusting, but I would
Speaker 3: take I would order French fries. You know, the burgers
Speaker 3: are great. Those are you know, that's a no brainer.
Speaker 3: But I would go to fud Ruckers and get those
Speaker 3: French fries and then I would take that. I would
Speaker 3: put cheese, melted cheese on the French fries, and then
Speaker 3: I would take pickles and I would put pickles on top,
Speaker 3: and I would I made my own disgusting.
Speaker 2: It was like Northern Virgin your poutine.
Speaker 1: Yes, that does not sound bad at all. I love that.
Speaker 1: I love cheese fries and I've never done the accompinationsh
Speaker 1: my next trip to food Wreckers. Food Wreckers still around.
Speaker 1: We had one here in No Ma. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't fill around or not. I don't.
Speaker 2: They don't want to know.
Speaker 1: Simply have found do you remember they had? Do you
Speaker 1: remember they had an Ostrich burger. Do you remember that
Speaker 1: on your mak I tried it once.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was it good?
Speaker 1: Absolutely terrible, tasted like water. It had no flavor whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Those birds are too angry.
Speaker 1: They're not made for eat.
Speaker 2: You don't want to eat.
Speaker 1: There's no flavor in there. They're not made for eating.
Speaker 2: No, look at them. They're upset and put their head
Speaker 2: in the sand. They're not even happy when they're alive.
Speaker 1: Right, they're made for being chased by that. They can kick,
Speaker 1: made for you chasing you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they can. They can kick, guys.
Speaker 1: There's plenty of food wreckers, okay, in Texas.
Speaker 2: The most are in Texas.
Speaker 1: Of course, most are in Texas. Nebraska lost oars, but
Speaker 1: plenty of states still have one. Okay, we're all doing great.
Speaker 2: That's good, we're doing okay.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the grossest thing you can. I
Speaker 1: will cut up a lemon and put salt on it
Speaker 1: and eat it. I like that. It's not bad. I'll
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: That doesn't sound bad to me either. That's another one
Speaker 2: that doesn't sound terrible to me, very because that's kind
Speaker 2: of like, you know, the combination salty sweet, like that's right, right,
Speaker 2: it's sort of like a like a salty or sour patch.
Speaker 1: Kid sour salty, m M salty sour.
Speaker 2: Now do you have to be in a mood to
Speaker 2: do that? Or you like, what's the no?
Speaker 1: And I honestly think it's a vitamin thing. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I think whatever I need whatever lemons have, then I go, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I wish I had a lemon. But my mood thing
Speaker 1: because when I got a divorce, I spent a long time.
Speaker 1: It just so happened to line up when I was
Speaker 1: on tour with a show, and I would always every morning,
Speaker 1: i'd start it with a pickle in a pouch and
Speaker 1: a cheese stick and I would eat them together. That's perfect,
Speaker 1: that's that's half a charkouterie, boys, your guitar. Good my life?
Speaker 2: Were you on a tour bus or were you on
Speaker 2: a plane or because I feel like that does add
Speaker 2: to the to the taste.
Speaker 1: I was living in a hotel cheese and this is
Speaker 1: great living life. Add some crackers we were next to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was it it was a nice hotel or was
Speaker 2: it was it a residence in?
Speaker 1: It was a fine hotel? Okay, perfectly fine.
Speaker 3: I think I love a residence in because it's like
Speaker 3: the best of the bad hotels, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: That's a good hotelsen. So do I. I love a residence.
Speaker 1: That's where I stay when I go to Omaha.
Speaker 2: You can't go no lower than like it because you
Speaker 2: look around and it's like all the men there.
Speaker 3: Have like been cheating and they got caught, and you
Speaker 3: just you just sort of look around and you know,
Speaker 3: this is what happens.
Speaker 2: Every time I see a man in a residence in,
Speaker 2: I go, that's what happens.
Speaker 1: Wow, we gotta have our fat on. I never thought
Speaker 1: about that either, But she's not wrong. Now I gotta
Speaker 1: go walk past residence in and judge. Hey, everybody speaking
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Speaker 1: this message from them. Because we go to break. We're
Speaker 1: returning with more of the Ember Lacy Lacy Neghbor Show
Speaker 1: and Rosebud Baker, Rosswood, Rosbee, New Mexico. Hey everyone, we're
Speaker 1: back with more of the Amber and Lacey Lacy and
Speaker 1: Amber Show. We have Rosebud Baker and that's why we
Speaker 1: forgot what the fuck we were doing. Now it's not
Speaker 1: for our favorite segment on the Amber and Lacey Lacy
Speaker 1: and Amber show. It's called Please Light out of Lacey's DMS.
Speaker 1: It's where Lacy Lamar reads actual DM She's been sent
Speaker 1: from real life human beings, and we would judge everyone involved. Yes, hey, Lace,
Speaker 1: take it away.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've been a little bit more active in my DMS.
Speaker 1: A lot of times I don't respond or I'll just
Speaker 1: say I got time today. So one of the first
Speaker 1: messages I received from this guy just said, hello, you're cute.
Speaker 1: Uh any picks to get me through this sun? Any
Speaker 1: sexy picks to get me through this Sunday? Sir? So Amber,
Speaker 1: you know, I sent him a pick of Aaron Peer
Speaker 1: of what Aaron Pierre isn't that his name? The Aaron
Speaker 1: here that's moved us up? The cute guy and everything.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be my pick. Let me ask for a pick.
Speaker 1: I'm sending you what I think is sexy, because sir,
Speaker 1: you asked and you share. See what did he say? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. That's just the shut up. That's all that
Speaker 1: is is to be quiet. There's nothing. You did a
Speaker 1: good job right, And I'm never finding anyone because you know,
Speaker 1: he could have been like, oh that's that's funny. You know, No, Nope,
Speaker 1: he didn't think it was funny. I know it was funny.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was funny. I know that was funny.
Speaker 1: Tell your friends stop sending these pictures. But what's really
Speaker 1: sad is people are sending these pictures to people. They're
Speaker 1: asking enough. Women, they're not learning their lessons. Someone is
Speaker 1: sending them stuff. I need to have a semon travel
Speaker 1: the world. No woman to stop doing that. We could
Speaker 1: put it into this. There's have to stop.
Speaker 3: There's some woman out there who's fully you know, feeling unseen, feeling,
Speaker 3: you know, and gets a DM from somebody and just goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll send them a titty.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know. Absolutely, someone's doing that for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, guys this oh sorry, go ahead, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I want to hear the next one. All right, My
Speaker 1: next one says this man said, hey, let me pick
Speaker 1: you up. We'll go try. That's the hello, that's not
Speaker 1: even that. That's the first message. And I'm like, and
Speaker 1: then maybe an hour or so later, he says please
Speaker 1: with his exclamation points, and that's when I'm like, I said, hey,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not getting into a car with
Speaker 1: a string that would be very stupid. And he said,
Speaker 1: why do you think it was a serial killer? Well,
Speaker 1: now I do, And I said, I'll never been more
Speaker 1: certain in my life. Why would you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So now, okay, this is gonna turn. This is a
Speaker 1: different slide out of Lacey's DMS. Let's talk about dating safety,
Speaker 1: don't Is he trying this enough? Has someone gone on
Speaker 1: a long drive with him? Is this man a serial killer?
Speaker 1: Don't get in a car with Do I have to
Speaker 1: say this to people? Sorry, amberscuts, some say say it.
Speaker 1: One thing we know for sure is he's married and
Speaker 1: his wife is at home or else he'd be able
Speaker 1: to suck you. He's got to get you in a
Speaker 1: car and be like, oh the moon looks nice today,
Speaker 1: and then pull over and try it right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I Also one thing is also for sure is
Speaker 2: that he needs it real bad. Yeah. I mean the please, yeah,
Speaker 2: please please.
Speaker 1: I don't know you. I don't care you're bullying me
Speaker 1: on a text. I don't care that one.
Speaker 2: It just makes him sound so it's like, oh, dear God,
Speaker 2: like you need this. That is not safe.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And so this in a way that Amber and
Speaker 1: I first mofee will meet your person on first date
Speaker 1: just we'll just show up and we'll interview him Amber
Speaker 1: and I could tell. We'll look in his eyes and
Speaker 1: be like, he's a cheating We can tell, or we
Speaker 1: will just follow him around for we got nothing to do.
Speaker 1: Amb's not doing anything's got nothing to do. We will
Speaker 1: follow your guy around for three days and let you
Speaker 1: know what's let you know because he's you know, if
Speaker 1: he's married. But we need three days. True, Amber won't
Speaker 1: need the pins. Our fee is high, said what Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would say in half an hour, man in his
Speaker 2: natural habitat. Yeah, you get a good read, I think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll right be away from knowing your soul. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we got time to do this, traveling the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the world, we'll do it. We don't care where it is.
Speaker 1: It's all I got. Your dms make me feel sad.
Speaker 1: This is the state of the world. I just want
Speaker 1: people to be safe. This is just my safety announcement
Speaker 1: this time. Don't meet strangers, don't sit in their car,
Speaker 1: don't give them your phone number. I'm doing this more
Speaker 1: and more. You don't have to exchange phone numbers to
Speaker 1: chit chat with No, just talk over the app. You
Speaker 1: can video also video chat with people because some of
Speaker 1: them are not who they say they are. I've been catfished.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's a fourteen year old boy in his mama's basement,
Speaker 1: or he's a seventy year old man with one tooth.
Speaker 1: You need to know, you gotta know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a VM this weekend after my shows
Speaker 3: in Cleveland that I don't I don't even know if
Speaker 3: the guy was there, but.
Speaker 2: He said, uh, he was upset with me. He was
Speaker 2: upset with the show. He said, yeah, well I don't.
Speaker 3: This is why I don't know if he was there,
Speaker 3: because there was no show where I did all crowd work.
Speaker 3: But yeah, he said, all crowd work on the show
Speaker 3: was a choice. And I said, oh, well, I apologize.
Speaker 3: I didn't realize I was performing for someone who has
Speaker 3: written an hour in six months. And he said, no,
Speaker 3: it's fine. I love wasting my money. And so I said, sir,
Speaker 3: I was like, what's your venmo, I'll spot you. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm serious.
Speaker 2: He goes, no, thank you. I was like, all right,
Speaker 2: But it's you know, it's like that kind of a
Speaker 2: lot of them, they don't even know what they're reaching
Speaker 2: out for, you know, Like I think what he wanted
Speaker 2: was attention you.
Speaker 1: Know again, but what he and I will go give him?
Speaker 1: Its gotta go be.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you just outed yourself as broke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have enough money to go see a show,
Speaker 1: go home and stay o ass at home. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: that's terrible. My dms, I know, let's do it there.
Speaker 1: One time, when I first started Late Night Seth, I
Speaker 1: checked my DM my dms after saying something, you know,
Speaker 1: probably extremely liberal, and then someone wrote a crazy tirade
Speaker 1: about his wiener and how I I will never have
Speaker 1: it yeah, with a picture, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: this is what dms are, and I'll never be in here.
Speaker 1: And I just don't. I don't check them. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's not that it's not for me, but everyone's I.
Speaker 2: Don't get like the the guys don't like, they don't
Speaker 2: come on to me.
Speaker 3: They sort of just say things to me that they
Speaker 3: would put in like a like a complaint box at work.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's so much sadder when they won't, when
Speaker 2: they won't send you in a way. I'm like, all right, well,
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 1: It's a suggestion box. Your dms are a suggestion box?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, for my comedy so hot.
Speaker 1: That's terrible, right, Uh yeah, I hate it. Oh guys,
Speaker 1: we're horrible, Lacy. It really always takes a minute to
Speaker 1: recover after hearing your dms because they're real people. They're
Speaker 1: real people. But you know what else is real people?
Speaker 1: The people who have written in to Sister Court. Sister
Speaker 1: Court is where our listeners have written in asking for
Speaker 1: advice because they like getting yelled at. I assume Lacey,
Speaker 1: and I give them advice, but none of it matters.
Speaker 1: The only advice that matters is Rosebud Baker. Oh, sorry,
Speaker 1: Judge Rosebud's advice. Thank you, honorable, honorable honorable Judge, the
Speaker 1: honorable Judge Baker. So we're starting out with Lacy, did
Speaker 1: you read these I never read around them enough time.
Speaker 1: I like to just let them happen. I'm I'm going
Speaker 1: to read the first one right now. My husband keeps
Speaker 1: correcting me in public, even when I'm right. Will be
Speaker 1: at a party or something, and no matter what, my
Speaker 1: husband will interrupt me and tell me I'm wrong about something.
Speaker 1: It could be a personal story or a piece of
Speaker 1: news I had heard. I don't want to cause a scene,
Speaker 1: so I always just let it go. Then and there.
Speaker 1: But then I'll go home and google what he said
Speaker 1: or ask someone and it turns out I'm right mine
Speaker 1: out at ten times? What should I do? Listen?
Speaker 2: Fight?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta hit him now. I don't like. I
Speaker 1: don't like. I don't think people should be hitting each other.
Speaker 1: But when you have a husband who thinks he's smarter
Speaker 1: than you, the only way to even things out is
Speaker 1: to beat his ass. Here's my number, not smarted, call me.
Speaker 1: I'll argue this for you. You're not going to be
Speaker 1: embarrassing me in public, or you're just not going to
Speaker 1: go with me. I'll be a single married woman. I
Speaker 1: can't have you around here every time I say something,
Speaker 1: you're chiming. Are you chiming into everybody else? No, you're
Speaker 1: only chiming into me. Then you got a problem. We
Speaker 1: got a problem. Let's take it outside. Next time he
Speaker 1: does that, tap him on his shoulder, be like outside bus, No,
Speaker 1: we're not doing that. What's this problem? Has a problem?
Speaker 1: I mean to be real, his problem is he's intimidated
Speaker 1: by you. You make him feel small, and he feels
Speaker 1: like everyone can see it. They can't. But so big
Speaker 1: is his uh disorder? So then he has to try
Speaker 1: to make you seem dumb, which is uh, which ain't
Speaker 1: scratching the itch because the itch needs therapy. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: but also beat his ass.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree.
Speaker 1: I never mind said you can?
Speaker 2: I think yeah, I say, just you know, push him
Speaker 2: a little bit, at least, just push him a little bit. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Or you could make him wait outside while you google
Speaker 3: it with the others, and then when he comes back,
Speaker 3: you can reveal to him with a group of people
Speaker 3: behind you that he's wrong.
Speaker 2: And embarrass him. Yeah, publicly embarrass him, you know, but also.
Speaker 1: Wait a second, because I'd be double checking motherfuckers all
Speaker 1: day and night. You just take out your phone and
Speaker 1: google it. If you wouldn't correct him when he corrects you,
Speaker 1: then what is y'all's relationship if you don't feel like
Speaker 1: you can be like, actually, Curtis, I was right. It
Speaker 1: is thirty three, right, why? Well, what's going on here?
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't know, dude, but y'all
Speaker 1: got problem, that's for sure. Sorry, but that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband would be scared to do that in
Speaker 2: public with me.
Speaker 1: That's good. I think he should be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he should, because you're right, well, and I'm also
Speaker 2: I'm mean.
Speaker 1: I love what about you? We're the same persons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you mean more then I'm right.
Speaker 2: I'm mean and so.
Speaker 1: Mean makes you right. That's the same thing you mean
Speaker 1: to a certain point. You're right. You like it is
Speaker 1: raining outside. I know you see the sun, but that's rain.
Speaker 2: Okay, and you go, that's my mean wife, and I
Speaker 2: love her so much, so.
Speaker 1: I guess guilty. Away. We always try to Shoehren guilty
Speaker 1: and innocent and there it never works out. But everybody
Speaker 1: in this one's guilty. Everyone's guilty. Do we have time
Speaker 1: for another one? Yes? We have time for one? Okay,
Speaker 1: one more? Okay? What should I do? It feels like
Speaker 1: I can never find the one. I'm a young professional
Speaker 1: in my mid twenties. I make good money, I'm adventurous,
Speaker 1: and I think I'm a good catch. The problem is
Speaker 1: I've been dating a lot, and it just seems like
Speaker 1: I can't find anyone who checks all my boxes. My
Speaker 1: friends say I'm too picky and I should think about settling,
Speaker 1: but no one seems to make me excited when I
Speaker 1: date them. What should I do? You're not you're gonna
Speaker 1: get half of a box? Check you're getting half. No
Speaker 1: one's checking. Yeah, your list. Everyone had a list down
Speaker 1: to nothing. Now I'm just looking at are you breathing?
Speaker 1: And do you have I don't know. The bar's low,
Speaker 1: bars set to hell. I'm sorry, little lady. I'm sorry now.
Speaker 1: I used to feel the same way that Lacey feels
Speaker 1: until I tried something called homosexuals. And I can't. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't say enough about right. She is right. You
Speaker 1: gotta try it, you gotta give it a shot. Got
Speaker 1: to the best man, isn't the worst woman? Absolutely right
Speaker 1: about this. It's a different league. It's a different league.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so get gay, say and I didn't.
Speaker 3: I wasn't going to say what Amber was going to say,
Speaker 3: but I was going to say, if you're straight, you're settling.
Speaker 2: That's the best one hundred percent you are. You're with
Speaker 2: a man, You're going to settle.
Speaker 1: That's just what it did. A dog, get a lama,
Speaker 1: gets chicken. Yeah, that's gonna fulfill it. Yeah, started, get
Speaker 1: a hobby, get a hobby.
Speaker 2: Yeah. My friend, my best friend is in this position.
Speaker 2: She says it every day to me. She goes. I
Speaker 2: just everybody keeps telling me I'm too picky. I don't
Speaker 2: think I'm too picky. And then and then she keeps going,
Speaker 2: I just wish She's like, am I gay? Am I gay?
Speaker 2: I'm like, why don't you just go for it? Just
Speaker 2: go be with women. I'm like, you wonder if you're gay?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: M m m m mmm. So that's almost every week
Speaker 1: we end this podcast by saying, because hey, everyone, we've
Speaker 1: been the Emma and Lacey, Lacy and Amber show. Our
Speaker 1: guest today is our third sister, Rosebud Baker stay sister sister.
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Speaker 3: Oh, they can find me on uh take tac and
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Speaker 3: at rosebud Baker dot com. And I think I just
Speaker 3: accidentally said Sydney and Amina when I was saying the
Speaker 3: podcast that I did, it was Sidney and Marie.
Speaker 2: But we have a group chat and I pucked up anyway.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so go check out my my special The
Speaker 2: Motherload on Netflix. That's that's uh, that's top priority.
Speaker 1: And if you do check out her special and you
Speaker 1: have anything to say about it, we will find you.
Speaker 1: So don't don't get her DM because we're gonna get
Speaker 1: me your DMS. Okay, say to MafA right in.
Speaker 2: A fud Rutgers Parking's right, that's what.
Speaker 1: Our little sister, Rosie.
Speaker 2: The Baby.
Speaker 1: You can find Lacy at Lacy lamar One. You can
Speaker 1: find Amber at Amber Ruffin probably, and uh it's worth
Speaker 1: pointing out that Lacy is Lacey lamar One because she
Speaker 1: locked herself out of Lacey Lamar. Hey, everyone, we've had
Speaker 1: a great time with you. Goodbye, see you next week.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 1: The Amber and Lacey Lacy and Amber Show is a
Speaker 1: production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeartRadio podcast.
Speaker 1: It's created and hosted by Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar.
Speaker 1: Executive produced by Noah Avoar and Hans Sonni. Super produced
Speaker 1: by Becca Ramos. Because She's a Superhero, co produced by
Speaker 1: Victor Wright, edited and mixed by Ty Herd. Music by
Speaker 1: David schmol