WEBVTT - Mind Your Business w/ Rosebud Baker 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:04.280 It's Amber and Lacy. And let me tell you what. 0:00:04.840 --> 0:00:07.240 You either love the show or I'll punch you in 0:00:07.320 --> 0:00:16.120 the boot. It's the Ember Lacey Listen number. I would 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:22.599 punch you in the butt listener, listener, I'm sorry, yeah, 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:27.720 okay o, Amber. What's been happening this week? So violence? 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:30.159 Because I will never men, You're not going to do it. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.360 You're not gonna. I can't. Absolutely, I'm a gentle butterfly. 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:37.479 What's going on this week? Thank you for asking. So 0:00:37.560 --> 0:00:40.760 many things are going on this well fucking last week 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:45.280 I was. I am on a show called Have I 0:00:45.360 --> 0:00:50.680 Got News for You? Onwear so on CNN at nine 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:53.720 pm on Saturdays, stream it the next day on Max. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:59.960 So I'm fucking in rehearsal Haven't Got News for You 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:05.440 tapes at Whenever on Friday nights at one pm, I'm 0:01:05.480 --> 0:01:09.080 biting into an out. Later, my fucking tooth pops out. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.360 Now for those of you who know me, you know 0:01:11.880 --> 0:01:14.679 you're thinking, how could a tooth have fallen out? They're 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:18.119 all fucking fake. Well turns out you can bust them 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:24.200 shits up too. So I'm sitting there, my tooth falls out, 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:28.440 and it's one pm, and I go Okay, I go 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:32.560 call the dentist. She's like, your dentist isn't in. The 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.000 other dentists is swamped. Let me see if I can 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.360 move some things around. She does it. I call a 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:41.080 million dentists. There there's nothing we can do. I go 0:01:41.200 --> 0:01:44.840 back inside. I drink a water. The water hurts, so 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:47.639 I'm like, oh, now, I really gotta get this fixed. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.560 So then she calls and it's like, can I call 0:01:50.640 --> 0:01:53.840 around for you. I'm like no, because if you numb 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.520 me now, I will not be unknomb by the time 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:01.040 the show starts. So it doesn't feel great, but it 0:02:01.120 --> 0:02:03.280 doesn't hurt so bad. I'm a big baby. If it 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:05.120 hurt real bad, I think I would lay down and cry. 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:08.480 But you know, you know, somethings off. So then I'm 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:12.760 like mildly panicking because it's not far back enough to 0:02:12.919 --> 0:02:16.880 be unseen. But it's not like the front two teeth, 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:19.760 Like it's a side boy, but a prominent side boy. 0:02:20.040 --> 0:02:21.799 So I get to hair and makeup and they're like 0:02:22.200 --> 0:02:26.080 switch sides, just sit on the opposite side of the desk. 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:30.800 So I do that. We do that. Fucking Michael ian Black, 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:33.640 the other guy on the show, is like Everyone's gonna 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.320 freak out because you sat in a different chair. I'm like, boy, 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:41.080 don't nobody give a shit. Turns out, fucking a billion 0:02:41.200 --> 0:02:43.840 people commented, and we're like, what the hell's going on? 0:02:47.440 --> 0:02:47.959 I love it. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:53.119 I love so hard dumbass people getting mad over nothing. Wow, 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:56.680 what happened? I wouldn't have guessed that anyone would give 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.200 a shit, but I guess, yeah, I guess they did. 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:03.080 So did you respond to anybody? Did anyone say anything? 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:03.639 Well? 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:07.519 The next week, Michael goes, some one of the news 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.960 stories was a lady was pretending to be a dentist, 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:13.839 and I was like, some said something about, wow much 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:17.120 I know about the dentists, and Michael goes, well, why 0:03:17.160 --> 0:03:19.519 do you know a lot about the dentists? I go 0:03:20.320 --> 0:03:23.240 cause last week I fucking sat on your stupid side. 0:03:23.280 --> 0:03:27.720 Blah blah blah. I love it. We should have him 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:29.760 on the podcast. We absolutely have to have him. I 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.600 don't know that he would. He does what he wants. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:35.320 He's wow. Okay, could you have crazy gluted on? Remember 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:38.360 crazy dry itt stink him crazy? I would have tell 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:40.000 you who is it? Com paris? 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:40.560 You know? 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:48.400 Okay? But anyway, Okay, So I'm still upset and this 0:03:48.560 --> 0:03:50.440 didn't even happen to me. Did you see that coach 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:53.720 snatch that girl's ponytail? Did you see him Jim Zula? 0:03:53.880 --> 0:03:57.240 The fuck are you talking about? Jim Zulo? Old coach 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:00.280 yelling girls and they're in basketball team and I guess 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:02.720 one of the girls didn't want to shake. He said, 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.160 we're shaking the other team's hand. I guess maybe they 0:04:05.280 --> 0:04:08.520 lost or whatever. She turns and says something to him. 0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:12.400 He said, she she said something rude. He snatches, Let me, 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:16.120 you snatched my child's ponytail. I'm doing time. He snatched 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:19.960 it so hard. Yeah, he snatched her hair. He didn't 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:21.600 snatch it off. I mean it was it was her hair. 0:04:21.720 --> 0:04:25.920 He snatched her I thought head he yanked it, and 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:28.560 another team member came in between him and was like, 0:04:28.640 --> 0:04:30.240 what are you doing? So that means that's something that 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:31.880 he do all the time, and then he got in 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:34.320 her face. Oh no, that's not he knew to do 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.919 that as he fired. Yeah, he got fired. He got fired. 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:40.520 Of course, you dumb bitch. He can't make you that 0:04:40.720 --> 0:04:43.719 snatch up a child just like No, I'm mad, I'm 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.560 so mad, but I you know, I see where he's 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:50.080 coming from he had any tail, I snatch it. It 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:53.960 really is a vicious cycle. We all had to go 0:04:54.040 --> 0:04:57.000 to therapy, were just sitting there snatched and he know 0:04:57.120 --> 0:05:00.680 this monny tails back and forth. That's terrible. I mean, 0:05:01.040 --> 0:05:03.159 now this girl is gonna be mad for the rest 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.440 of her life shaking other people's hands. Absolutely, you can't 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:10.200 control teenager that made you mad. Listen, would not be 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:12.040 able to work in a school. Kids gonna make you 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:16.240 real mad. You can't walk and snatch people. I am. 0:05:16.520 --> 0:05:18.839 If you snatch my ponytail, I'm gonna make you beat 0:05:18.880 --> 0:05:20.960 my ass in front of all these people, so you 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:23.960 you will lose your job, but you were gonna lose 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:25.400 your job anyway. But now you have to go to 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.400 jail because you beat my ass, or you have to 0:05:27.440 --> 0:05:29.720 be embarrassed forever because I beat your ass. You're never 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:31.599 You're never gonna win. We're going to jail again. Hopefully 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:33.480 we're not the same cell. You put them in the 0:05:33.560 --> 0:05:45.600 same cell. Snatch. I'll tell you, Lacie, I'm shocked. We 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:54.320 have a single friend. Two fucking assholes. I know. I know, guys, 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:56.760 you're our third friend. You are. That's why we have 0:05:56.839 --> 0:06:00.200 a podcast. So for a small amount of time, can 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:04.880 force someone to be our friend. Today's today's forced friendship 0:06:05.040 --> 0:06:09.400 is with rosebud Baker. Uh. You can see her new 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:12.839 special streaming on Netflix right now. It's called The mother Load. 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:15.760 It was filmed before and after giving birth. Rosebud rules 0:06:15.800 --> 0:06:19.640 and everyone loves her, and that's not news. What's news 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:23.000 is that we love you and that you're going to 0:06:23.040 --> 0:06:26.760 stick around after this break bob boo boo boo boo 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:52.600 break snatch snatch. Hey, everybody, we're back with with the 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:58.159 with the second part of their lady triesday second. That's 0:06:58.160 --> 0:07:01.200 not true. But you know what, maybe tomorrow would be 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.760 a better day than today. Maybe today's just like for 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:08.679 so okay, listen up. As you might have heard before 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:12.680 we went to commercial, our guest is rosebud Baker. She 0:07:13.040 --> 0:07:16.160 has a new special streaming on Netflix called The mother Load, 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:20.120 and it was filmed before and after giving birth. Some 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:23.760 say she's a coward for not recording it during giving birth, 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:30.720 but I say she's a hero. Rosebud, Hi, how are you. 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:32.880 I'm good. How are you guys? 0:07:34.040 --> 0:07:38.400 We're doing great. We're alive baby, Yeah, okay, doing a 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:39.640 live is alive? 0:07:39.760 --> 0:07:43.040 Is enough? You know, yes enough. 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:46.480 Yeah, that's gonna be the new gen Z tattoo. You know, 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:50.280 the new basic tattoo. The millennials all got the I 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:52.520 Am enough gen Z is going to be alive? 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:53.000 Is enough? 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:58.480 Okay, dude, that's not a terrible light. It's not, and 0:07:58.680 --> 0:07:59.640 being alife isn't. 0:07:59.680 --> 0:08:02.040 No, yeah, it sure is. 0:08:02.200 --> 0:08:04.400 Especially for the next four years. Being alive is a 0:08:04.520 --> 0:08:09.360 niff baby. Yeah, just enough. You may not get that. 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.840 We like to start off on a very depressing note. 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:15.200 Yes, yeah, I like that. I love that I can 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.880 meet you guys exactly where you're at, have to. 0:08:16.880 --> 0:08:20.320 Bring you down, make you cry, then we build. Yeah, 0:08:21.120 --> 0:08:22.560 it's kind of like the Marines. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:27.880 Okay, great, I don't like it's like an emotional sort 0:08:27.920 --> 0:08:29.680 of boot camp, is what you're saying. 0:08:29.880 --> 0:08:34.000 That's right, excellent, excellent, Rosebud, I haven't seen you since, 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:35.240 I haven't got news for you. 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.319 I know you were so funny. No, you're so funny. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.839 I remember walking in there being like, Okay, let's do this. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:43.439 I can do this. 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:46.360 I read headlines all day and everybody was so fast 0:08:46.520 --> 0:08:47.840 and so funny, and I was like. 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:49.920 Whoa, Okay, we gotta strap in. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:55.320 No, you're one of US, Well, no of us. Where 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:56.200 do you live? 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:57.200 Man? 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:58.520 Address and zip code? Please? 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:00.240 Well? 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.679 Yes, okay, great, I thought you were in LA, but 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:04.880 I then I forget. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:11.480 Yeah, yeah, I'm assuming you live in New York. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:16.079 Okay, yes, I was. Honestly, all the windows and square 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:18.120 footage did throw me off. I thought maybe LA. 0:09:18.480 --> 0:09:22.840 But this is you have a upstate Okay, it's just upstate. Awesome, 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:23.600 that's awesome. 0:09:24.360 --> 0:09:27.240 Yeah, I live in New York. I we uh, We're 0:09:27.400 --> 0:09:28.600 going to buy a place in New York. 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:33.000 I think I'm here for good, which yeah, really, well, 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:34.600 if I can ever get a proof of the damn 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:38.199 co op. You know, these things are They sit you 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.720 down and they really do like a financial enema. They 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.959 go through all of your stuff and they and honestly, 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:47.080 I'm finding out that I owe people money that I've 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:47.960 never met before. 0:09:48.280 --> 0:09:50.040 Apparently, Oh yeah. 0:09:50.120 --> 0:09:52.120 How long has it been? I don't know that. 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:54.840 I don't think I should either. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:57.920 Honestly, it's been ten years. They're good. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:00.920 I'm like, didn't they fire the whole FBI and the 0:10:01.559 --> 0:10:04.439 like irs. There's nobody working there anymore. I feel like, 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:05.880 why should I have? That? Is true? 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:09.520 They're not going to get you. Where are you originally 0:10:09.679 --> 0:10:11.240 from originally. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:13.559 From Washington, d C. From right, Well, I should say 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:14.959 outside of Washington, d C. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:16.920 This is what all the kids from DC say. 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:21.200 They go, I'm honestly, I'm from Virginia, Alexandria, Virginia, which 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.600 is a suburb of DC. 0:10:23.720 --> 0:10:26.160 I feel like my best friend Jenny Hagel is from there. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.720 I walked shut up long enough for her to tell 0:10:28.800 --> 0:10:35.960 me so. But more importantly, you are wearing a Girl 0:10:36.040 --> 0:10:37.000 Scout T shirt. 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:38.439 Yeah, are you? 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.080 I went to or your daughter? Who's in the Girl Scouts? 0:10:41.240 --> 0:10:42.160 Why do you have the shirt on? 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:42.640 No one? 0:10:43.040 --> 0:10:45.040 No one's in the Girl Scouts. I'm just a big 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:46.800 vintage fan and I went to this. I was in 0:10:46.840 --> 0:10:49.559 Cleveland this weekend and I always ask when I'm on 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:52.839 the road for vintage recommendations. And when I was in 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.040 Cleveland this weekend, I found out that there was a big, 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:59.760 a large vintage expo in at the i X Center, 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:03.000 and so I went there and I saw I mean, 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:04.760 it was the first time that I've seen Do you 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:09.080 remember the board game Mall Madness? Yeah, yeah, I saw 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:13.280 Mall Madness. I saw an Atari machine. Oh yeah, I 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.560 mean an Atari machine. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:21.120 I didn't play video game you know you start the crank. 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.800 Yeah, it basically looks like a metro park machine. 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:28.480 Now, so you were never a Girl Scout. 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:29.640 I was not a Girl Scout. 0:11:30.080 --> 0:11:31.840 My daughter I was a Girl Scout. I think Amber 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.280 was a Brownie. Amber. Did you get to Girl Scouts? 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:34.400 Oh? 0:11:34.480 --> 0:11:36.520 Yeah, we have professional girls. I saw the most Girl 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.839 Scout cookies nineteen eighty four. Okay, I'm Nebraska. Not in 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:43.959 the world, just in our little area. Still, thank you. 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:48.559 That's amazing. Good for you. And no parent help, no parent. 0:11:49.240 --> 0:11:51.560 You know, the parents did nine to nine point nine 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:54.320 percent of the work. They took that thing. My dad 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:57.400 worked at Duncan Hine's plant and he took several of 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:59.199 those things, filled it out. That's how I won. I'm 0:11:59.240 --> 0:11:59.679 not gonna lie. 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:04.120 Okay, all right, I'll give it to you. That's great, 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:06.560 that's amazing. 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.000 I gotta This is what I want to do is 0:12:09.040 --> 0:12:11.360 I want to get my kid in the Girl Scouts 0:12:11.440 --> 0:12:13.440 and I want to or I guess the Scouts now, 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:16.480 and I want to get her. I want to sell 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:18.520 as many as I possibly can for her. 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:22.080 That's that's what I just want to wait a minute, 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:24.600 get some. It's just the Scouts. 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.080 I didn't know they change it to the Scouts. Yeah, 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:32.840 I'm not you know what one again, they probably switched 0:12:32.840 --> 0:12:33.160 it back. 0:12:33.320 --> 0:12:35.559 They probably it's gonna be the female Scouts. 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:41.560 If you gets, they're not gonna They're not gonna. 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:50.680 Sell with real money. Yes, they give them their own currency. 0:12:51.240 --> 0:12:53.720 You don't even sell the cookies with real money. They 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:54.920 like monopoly money. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.280 I would when I was in Girl Scouts, I kept 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:02.560 getting in trouble. That lady who ran our Girl Scout troop. 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:05.040 I'm not gonna say her name. She hated my fucking 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:09.839 guts every time. Every time I was around her, I 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.120 would break a new thing. One time I broke her 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:22.120 garage door. The confession wrong, I've never heard your confessions. 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.199 What I did break her garage door? But I didn't 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:29.920 break it. I just pressed the button. The garage door broke. 0:13:30.160 --> 0:13:32.240 Okay, No, it was just the one other. 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:36.559 Name, one other bad thing. Pretty sure. I broke a 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:40.920 glass and then I broke a glass in the house, 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.599 and then I also spilled. But look, you shouldn't be 0:13:43.679 --> 0:13:46.040 having me indoors. I should be in this house. 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:47.959 Why is she having her child enemy over? 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:52.520 Girls? Were girls in your home? Was that a thing 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.080 we always met? Like the church, church, basement or something. 0:13:55.440 --> 0:13:59.120 She was also the girl. She was my friend's mom 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:02.599 and also the Girl Scout leader. So she brought the 0:14:02.679 --> 0:14:04.080 hate with her to school. 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:08.840 Yeah yeah, you know, you can't choose her. Your kids love. 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:10.440 You can't choose So. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:21.080 Your kid loves smashing mcbite a lot. It has to be. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:28.240 If it's not, she's doing something wrong. Okay, Lacy, do 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:35.160 you think that it's time for Kenney stand It? Ye Rosebud. 0:14:35.360 --> 0:14:38.200 On every episode of The Amber and Lacy Lacy and 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:41.360 Amber Show where we remember, we do a segment called 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:47.680 ken You stand It where we name the person, place, thing, idea, 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:51.520 or concept that we've newly learned about that we really enjoy. 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:55.920 It can be anything from Girl Scout short bread cookies 0:14:56.440 --> 0:15:01.680 to ghosting to express jeans. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.600 What okay, yeah, yeah, we're picking. 0:15:07.400 --> 0:15:13.320 Okay, I'm gonna go first. Okay, So I decided, you know, listen, 0:15:13.520 --> 0:15:16.040 it only happened because on my Facebook feed paint your 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:18.480 own MURALSI was popping. I was like a fence in 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:20.240 my yard. I'm gonna paint a little mural and it's 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:22.800 gonna be like flowers and stuff. Okay, so we're actually 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:27.080 getting the paint today But before then, my daughter and 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:30.400 her boyfriend, they like to do their little art, you know, 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:33.520 so I let them go crazy on the fence first, 0:15:33.680 --> 0:15:35.480 just to have fun, paint you know whatever, you know 0:15:35.640 --> 0:15:38.040 they do. Some of it looks a little graffiti shirt. 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:39.680 But it was all gonna get It's all gonna get 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:43.800 painted over with our nice flower mural. Now, how come 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.440 one of the neighbors saw it driving down the street 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:49.600 because you really can't see it at all. It's in 0:15:49.880 --> 0:15:51.920 facing my in. But if you're like on the other 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:53.720 street and you're driving and you see it, how come 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:56.480 she went crazy and called someone I knew and was like, 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:59.800 someone painted Lacey's fence. You need to find out what. 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:01.960 I don't know how this is getting into a can 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:04.800 you stand it? But it's just nosy people being nosy. 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:06.480 So you know what I did. I'll left it upe 0:16:06.480 --> 0:16:13.080 a week longer, just because why are you now I 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:15.200 have to answer to you? Now you're making me I 0:16:15.280 --> 0:16:17.200 don't have to answer to you, lady. I'll never I'll 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:19.320 never tell you what's going on. And I almost wanted 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.080 to draw I don't know a penis on the fence 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:23.440 to just make it even more dramatic. I'm not. Everybody, 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:27.280 calm down, but none of your business, none, Nanya, find 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:29.840 out now what's going on over there? Find out now? 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.680 But I am going to now as beautiful, find out 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:35.200 now as a little demand. Who do you know in 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:38.440 common with your neighbor? A good friend, a very good friend, 0:16:38.600 --> 0:16:40.720 and she knows that I know her. So she called, 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:44.200 and that friend left me a voicemail saying, Lacy looks 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:47.520 like someone seriously looks like someone jumped her fence and 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:50.840 tagged your fence. What's going on? She was just as listen, 0:16:50.920 --> 0:16:53.000 both of y'all can I don't have to answer to 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:56.280 either of you. Haven't it's been a week years. So 0:16:56.720 --> 0:17:00.560 are they white? Of course, yeah, they're both. Yeah, they're 0:17:00.760 --> 0:17:03.960 okay there, Yeah, okay, they're very conct they're overly concerned. 0:17:04.119 --> 0:17:06.960 None of your business. Everything's fine now. I just want 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:08.760 to pay in the face with myself with a big 0:17:08.840 --> 0:17:10.439 afro and just put it on. But I'm not. 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:16.439 Lay mind your business on the outside of the mind 0:17:16.560 --> 0:17:19.400 your business. Yeah, that's that's not a bad. 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:21.720 But I do have to say, my my neighbor, my 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:24.040 immediate neighbor, can see it, and I'm sure he's like, 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:25.480 what in the world is that because it is a 0:17:25.560 --> 0:17:27.640 bunch of mess. But we were literally going to paint 0:17:27.680 --> 0:17:29.639 over it the next day. But you caught me. You 0:17:29.720 --> 0:17:31.480 caught me on a day where I got time to 0:17:31.560 --> 0:17:35.080 act a fool. Now yeah, but it's being it's been 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:36.720 paying over today or about to be fine. You'll just 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:38.960 see my little flowers up there. But that's what I'm 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:41.040 all about, now, my little So anyway, how did we 0:17:41.160 --> 0:17:42.720 get there? My can you stand it? 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:42.920 Is? 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:45.320 I love a good, pretty little neural, so that's what 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:50.480 I'm getting. Bought the Stens and everything good, drought Lacey's bad, 0:17:50.880 --> 0:17:53.399 and also a lesson in mind your own mustard than 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:54.600 anybody own business. 0:17:54.720 --> 0:17:59.800 I can stand your business, yeah, broad, but do you 0:18:01.040 --> 0:18:02.640 I do have one? Yes, yeah. 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:06.760 I just found out about I'm aging myself. But I 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:11.680 found out the term crash out from my friend's kid 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:17.119 and yeah yeah. And he was saying, like we were 0:18:17.240 --> 0:18:19.080 walking and he was like, yeah, my mom's a crash 0:18:19.119 --> 0:18:20.120 out and we both were. 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:21.080 Like, what are you talking about? 0:18:21.400 --> 0:18:24.119 And he was like, a crash out like you know, 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.000 like you freak out, like you just like you lose 0:18:27.040 --> 0:18:31.640 your temper, like you freak out. And I was like, actually, really, 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:35.040 I can stand that term. I can stand it. You know, 0:18:35.440 --> 0:18:37.800 I've heard a lot lately that I don't. I'm just 0:18:37.920 --> 0:18:40.560 you know, I don't know what skibbity toilet means. It 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:43.840 took me a while to get into riz chooky makes 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:46.119 me actually gives me like goosebumps. 0:18:46.400 --> 0:18:48.639 It makes me like gag a little bit. Yeah, but 0:18:48.800 --> 0:18:50.359 crash out I can stand it. 0:18:50.680 --> 0:18:54.879 Roastbun. Oh. I don't want to ask you your age. 0:18:55.280 --> 0:18:58.680 I'm fifty one. I just found out with crash out, 0:18:58.760 --> 0:19:00.720 like I've just now recently Starr, and I love it. 0:19:00.960 --> 0:19:03.040 I love the phrase. Yeah, I'm a crash out. Yeah, 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:05.760 I am a crashout. Yeah, crash out. Yeah, I'll crash out. 0:19:06.040 --> 0:19:09.040 I am an elder millennial, I am. I am barreling 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:09.760 towards forty. 0:19:09.960 --> 0:19:13.360 So I love it. Yeah, I just found out. Also, 0:19:14.080 --> 0:19:18.320 I just started watching Younger and I am that lady 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:20.720 on did you watch Younger, you guys where the ladies 0:19:20.800 --> 0:19:22.879 pretending to be twenty six but she is forty. Oh 0:19:22.880 --> 0:19:26.440 my god, it's excellent because everything that she says. And 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:28.639 I watch it with my daughter, who's twenty three, and 0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:31.159 we crack up every She's like that's me, and I go. 0:19:31.280 --> 0:19:32.840 It is me, because she'll be like, what does that mean? 0:19:33.080 --> 0:19:33.960 What does this stand for? 0:19:34.280 --> 0:19:34.639 What are they? 0:19:34.920 --> 0:19:37.080 And she's googling like I do that all the time. 0:19:37.160 --> 0:19:39.119 I was like, what is I n k yp r 0:19:39.320 --> 0:19:40.560 w h me what is this? 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:42.960 Yeah, I'm that woman. 0:19:43.119 --> 0:19:45.560 I don't know. I don't know what any of this means. Yeah, 0:19:45.880 --> 0:19:46.919 and I love it, I know, and. 0:19:47.320 --> 0:19:48.600 I can't remember it either. 0:19:48.680 --> 0:19:51.680 I'll go I'll go like, I'll look it up and 0:19:51.680 --> 0:19:53.119 I'll be like, oh, that's what that means, and then 0:19:53.680 --> 0:19:55.399 normally it would stay in my brain, but it just 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:57.040 goes away the second. 0:19:58.200 --> 0:20:01.560 That's me m hm h. Once I turn around, it's over. 0:20:01.920 --> 0:20:06.399 It's fun. I get mad at communications with emojis. Too 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:10.080 many emojis, too many things that stand for. Just write 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:12.000 a sen hey, what are you doing? I don't need 0:20:12.119 --> 0:20:14.200 to have to screenshot what you did and send it 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:16.560 to people that I know and ask what is this 0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:19.800 person saying? Hate that woman. I'm not going to learn 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:21.480 all these little phrases. I'm not going to learn them. 0:20:21.680 --> 0:20:24.040 Don't care about it, right, I don't even know what 0:20:24.200 --> 0:20:26.439 some emojis mean. Someone will do emoji I'm like, are 0:20:26.480 --> 0:20:29.200 you mad? Happy, sad? What does this space? 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:29.640 Yeah? 0:20:30.040 --> 0:20:33.240 Yeah, it's I've heard it. I've heard it, compared to 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.040 like it's like modern hieroglyphics. 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:38.040 It is you know, yeah, yeah, I have to say this. 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:42.480 I can't see my phone well to know what the 0:20:42.560 --> 0:20:45.359 emojis are, and because send me whatever you want, I 0:20:45.400 --> 0:20:45.679 don't know. 0:20:45.680 --> 0:20:46.040 What it is. 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.879 I can't see the green shot messages and then blown 0:20:49.920 --> 0:20:52.280 it up so that I could see what faces this? 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:55.520 Are you mad? Why can't you just sayn't big enough? 0:20:55.640 --> 0:20:57.960 They're not big enough? And that's why ever we're buying 0:20:58.040 --> 0:21:01.399 jitterbug phones that we can see the screen. We are 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:04.399 so close to just close to gett a jitterbug and 0:21:04.560 --> 0:21:07.960 not even being mad, holding that sucker out like it'll 0:21:08.000 --> 0:21:09.880