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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcasts show?

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Speaker 1: All right, this is gonna be a very visual fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute morning show today. Courtesy of Scotty B and Tattoo Bob. Right,

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Speaker 1: Scott Wait wait, I just opened his package. When you

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Speaker 1: said courtesy of Scotty be, the wrong thing went through.

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Speaker 1: I feel so bad for the people that are listening

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Speaker 1: to this podcast and not seeing it because they're not

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Speaker 1: gonna describing then. Yeah, alright, yes, alright, I really think that. Well, okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll have to each take turns describing ourselves. Everybody else

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Speaker 1: should describes everybody you know, Like Nate, you should describe

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Speaker 1: Danielle Dandie. You should just why we do because there's

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Speaker 1: a hair in between two of the pages and curly.

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Speaker 1: Why am I sweating? No, it's not short and curly.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's a hair. You think it's Tattoo Bob's hair.

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Speaker 1: It's just it's just he could be one of yours.

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Speaker 1: It's not such a fast it's sam picture. I don't

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Speaker 1: know my picture seating everything. I got problems? You really

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Speaker 1: do you need? I don't know. Man. Some of these

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Speaker 1: pictures you guys have seen before, but there are some

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Speaker 1: new ones here. Okay, so these are all courtesy of

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Speaker 1: our friend Tattoo Bob right, who has driven drawn pictures

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Speaker 1: of us before, but I think this is the new round. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And he does live drawings all the time of our

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Speaker 1: listeners and and he has I was talking to him

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Speaker 1: the other day. He has made so many friends with

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Speaker 1: so many of our listeners and it's just so cool.

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Speaker 1: What what this show has actually been able to do

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Speaker 1: for him because he loves art and he's been able

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Speaker 1: to do it now because of us, and I love that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Most of these pictures are the pictures that we saw

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Speaker 1: the first time he through them, and he just added

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Speaker 1: a few more here and there. And by the way,

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Speaker 1: he is at tattoo Bob TV on Instagram. If you

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Speaker 1: want to get in touch with him, send him a

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Speaker 1: d M. I'm sure he'll do a nice rendition of

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Speaker 1: what you look like. Well, then let's start with scary.

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm pretty sure you've seen this one before.

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Speaker 1: There you are, Now, how do you describe that? I

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Speaker 1: look like? You know what I look like? That you

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Speaker 1: look very skeleton. I look like the face of Asbury

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Speaker 1: Park in Coney Island, Tillie, you know that that that

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Speaker 1: clowney looking freaking weird Guycula, how do people even know

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Speaker 1: what that looks like? You look like Dracula, asked, Like

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Speaker 1: the widow's peak is very pronounced, and then your teeth

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Speaker 1: look frightening. What did it say around my word? What

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Speaker 1: is the words? Then your ad here because got a camera.

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Speaker 1: You get a camera from your commercial? Yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: also have quite the mono brown the picture right, Okay,

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Speaker 1: gone to yours. I've seen this one before. But let's

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Speaker 1: say you look like Michael Jackson. Yeah, than Harold Jackson.

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Speaker 1: Michael too, like smoking a long cigarette that I believe

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Speaker 1: is supposed to be a joint. Yes, I'm into it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: cool the first time. Yeah, here's the Nate's infamous buried

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Speaker 1: at the beach picture that was from the I went

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Speaker 1: with Scotty being his family to the beach and he

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Speaker 1: buried me in the same no offense. That looks doesn't

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Speaker 1: look like a fucking thing like Nate. It looks like

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Speaker 1: the logo for the Coronavirustre. So is it supposed to

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Speaker 1: look like head in a pile of vomit popping out

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Speaker 1: of a sandwich in your face? Danielle said Bob was

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Speaker 1: into art. I don't know what this has to do

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Speaker 1: with art, you know, it's it's kind of walking down

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Speaker 1: Broadway and they displayed these really beautiful caricatures and then

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Speaker 1: That that's kind. That's a good one. Face. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: got your arm. You really need to do over on that, anybody.

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Speaker 1: If Scotty was left to himself, I think that's how

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Speaker 1: he would walk around all the time. Like you just

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Speaker 1: piece of par He actually like he was about to melt.

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Speaker 1: He would walk like that. He was just telling me

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Speaker 1: this past week, and he was recognized while in his mask.

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Speaker 1: It was really weird. I was at the shop right

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Speaker 1: and Stan Hope, New Jersey, loading up the truck. I

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Speaker 1: from across the parking lot of here, Scotty b and

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Speaker 1: I just said. All I said was how how? And

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Speaker 1: where Danielle lives on Friday night like this. Oh here,

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Speaker 1: almost scary Jones. Do you know what, guys, this is

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Speaker 1: a game? How do you how do you recognize me?

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Speaker 1: For the one eyebrow, the widows peak, the very pronounced

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Speaker 1: anyway she was? Wait? Wait were you running it all scary?

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Speaker 1: Maybe they recognize we got a breath from going up

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Speaker 1: the first we're assholes. Okay, what else you got? All right?

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Speaker 1: So you've all seen the froggy, the froggy one eggheaded. Now,

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Speaker 1: a South Park character, right, Mr Mr gem by the way,

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Speaker 1: thanks to the Atlantic Eye Institute, I got I got LASI.

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Speaker 1: So you know what, Yeah, because that's the problem with

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Speaker 1: the picture of the glass Rex is much the black

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Speaker 1: dogs much cuter than that. That's cute. That was the

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Speaker 1: closest to any of us at the dead on. Now

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Speaker 1: this one we haven't seen before. This one is new.

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Speaker 1: This is of Elvis dead on the slate for Law

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Speaker 1: and Order. Oh that's a good Oh that's actually is that?

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Speaker 1: That's really good? That hair looks like Beavis or but Head.

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Speaker 1: like that. He looks like a completely different Rate Lopez.

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Speaker 1: It looks like George Lopez. And you saw that one before.

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Speaker 1: This was dressed up there. Yeah, if I'm a blonde

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Speaker 1: and here's uh Max and aally good one dog Art Scottie,

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Speaker 1: I'll put this okay, s what else we got? You're

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Speaker 1: the new one that we haven't seen before. This is Sam.

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Speaker 1: That's as well, Betty put it back. Somebody knew, don't

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Speaker 1: tell us who it is. Somebody helped me get me

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Speaker 1: out of here, rescue me. This one's great. Brodie, that's ridiculous, Brony.

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Speaker 1: Do you have beef with tattoo? Bob? What is this about?

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Speaker 1: I do? Yeah? You asked him for ready, I said

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Speaker 1: I didn't like the first one. I didn't ask him

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Speaker 1: to do another one. In his mind, if you didn't

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Speaker 1: like the first one, he'll do it again another one.

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Speaker 1: We're good, Bob. Any of us love our first one?

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Speaker 1: Like Michael Jackson. That's somebody faces wait wait, wait, put up,

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Speaker 1: put up Brodie again. Looks like I just lost the bar.

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Speaker 1: Very accurate. That is my I look like that all

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Speaker 1: her face. I mean it's kind of pretty. No. I

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Speaker 1: brodies again, okay you mean broody Brudy and I figured

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Speaker 1: it out. You're you're the bug guy from Men in Black.

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Speaker 1: tappy there. Actually those are pretty good. I think I

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Speaker 1: think animals he does well, that's a Yankees hats. There

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Speaker 1: was a do rag. Here's another animal. It's Tonka. That's

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Speaker 1: very good. That was Mr Hanky the Christmas Prove. I

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Speaker 1: thought that was well, that's me and Sheldon. Okay, that's

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Speaker 1: Sheldon that long time ago. You're attaining a lot of

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Speaker 1: water in the Philip. Oh, now this is me when

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Speaker 1: I dressed up in Halloween costing? How many Daniel? Is

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Speaker 1: this guy done? Well? Froggy? Technically none? Look okay, it's

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Speaker 1: like Uncle Johnny except that's Sam Uncle Johnny. Come on,

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Speaker 1: did you carry Uncle Johnny? This was great? Who's that?

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Speaker 1: Who's that? Garrett? You look like the Joker? Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: not very good. I think there's the Brooklyn Boys. Other

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Speaker 1: than that, I think we got everybody. Oh God, Brody,

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Speaker 1: where's your neck? Why do you have a tail? Looks

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Speaker 1: like slimer? I feel like tattoo Bob tattoo bobbo out

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Speaker 1: of his way to take our worst features about us

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Speaker 1: and accentuate them. Oh, and there's the Alex one that

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Speaker 1: like three sizes at this time? As you never noticed

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Speaker 1: that about Alex? That's everything? For some reason, for some reason,

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Speaker 1: he threw in a Greg t Oh that actually Greg,

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Speaker 1: and that's it. Oh, that's it. How long do we

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Speaker 1: have left in this? Oh? We still have another four

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Speaker 1: minutes left to insult the ship out of each other.

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Speaker 1: So do you guys want me to send? Yeah? I want,

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Speaker 1: I want mind hanging up in my office. I don't

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Speaker 1: want you guys? Are should we all keep picking on

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Speaker 1: each other and actually vote on who the creepiest person

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Speaker 1: than everyone else, Because hold on a second, scary send

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Speaker 1: me scary you. Honestly, I'm all joking aside, you think

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Speaker 1: I'm creepier than you are okay, okay, okay. Just for

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Speaker 1: the record, I'm not creepy. I'm interesting. No, you cut

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Speaker 1: a hole in a bear. I don't care how old

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Speaker 1: Scott Scott Scotty. Everybody in this room was eleven at

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Speaker 1: one time. Nate, did you ever cut a hole and

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Speaker 1: bang a bear? Did that's a couch? You did something

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Speaker 1: like that? Anything said? I discovered the jets on a

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Speaker 1: in Florida, by the way, this story. His dick got

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Speaker 1: to call the fire department. Did you ever get caught? Well,

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Speaker 1: her great radio here's the thing, Scotty, things that's actually Scotty. Though.

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Speaker 1: You know, we we amplify and we embellish a lot

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Speaker 1: of our stories and the things that are weird about us,

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Speaker 1: but Scotty's are real. In fact, I think you actually

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Speaker 1: own a lot of that stuff down. These are all

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Speaker 1: just remember, these are all past stories. I'm very normal now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think what's the weirdest thing have you done recently? Like,

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Speaker 1: what do you think that the weirdest, the closest thing

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Speaker 1: to weird? I don't do weird stuff anymore. I just

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Speaker 1: tell you stories from yesterday year. What about the outpost story?

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Speaker 1: That's weird? I'm not telling that here. But I was

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Speaker 1: also I was young. I was probably ten years old,

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Speaker 1: babysitting my neighbor's dog, Queen ten and eleven. The Outpo

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Speaker 1: and the well things were not going well. Scotty. You

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Speaker 1: really cleaned up. I was just trying to see what worked. Scotty. Now,

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Speaker 1: everyone's gonna vote for you. I was trying to get

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Speaker 1: And this yesteryear is bullshit because just the other day

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Speaker 1: you took out of here ninety six beer cans to

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Speaker 1: empty at your house to get I gave them to

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Speaker 1: my dad. Wait, are you one of those ones that

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Speaker 1: still like return all the cansas? First of all, hold on,

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Speaker 1: and in my defense, in New York, if you when

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Speaker 1: So I'm just gonna throw them out. I want my

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Speaker 1: nickel back. Yeah. I know a great band. But let

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Speaker 1: really cheapass here. I was in New Jersey yesterday and

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Speaker 1: they had cases of water that were returnable. But in

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Speaker 1: you is they don't charge you the nickels. So I

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Speaker 1: made like four bucks on three cases of water yesterday.

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Speaker 1: That was cool. I just think it's good that you're recycling.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a good part. Thanks for doing your part.

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Speaker 1: That's why I do it. Gandhi, we've got like thirty

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Speaker 1: seconds left. So who's who do you think is the weirdo? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I think okay, So my vote was for Garrett. I

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Speaker 1: think Garrett's the creepiest because we all know that Garrett

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Speaker 1: will record you when you don't know he's recording, and

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Speaker 1: then he'll turn that audio over so that you get

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Speaker 1: in trouble. So I say Garrett many times throughout the

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Speaker 1: morning that I say, Garrett's such a fucking asshole, and

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Speaker 1: I know he's listening. Here's why you're a dick. I'll

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Speaker 1: explain why you're a dick, because because because like when

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Speaker 1: when Danielle is doing something, you'd be like, oh, Garrett

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Speaker 1: really messed up when I didn't. But you you don't

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Speaker 1: think I'm there, so you're talking behind my back. Hence,

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Speaker 1: while you're a dick. No, I know you're there. I

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Speaker 1: know you're We we just pretend that you're always listening

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Speaker 1: because you are said. If we blame you for whatever reason,

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Speaker 1: Garrett will just go into the microphone. You hear that, Garrett,

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Speaker 1: But no Ce, I caught Scotty because I texted him

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Speaker 1: two seconds later. I didn't do that, asshole. And then

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Speaker 1: he feels dumb because he knows I caught him. So

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Speaker 1: that's why he's a I don't feel dumb. I know

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Speaker 1: you're always listening somehow, because you're a creeper. Put the

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Speaker 1: microphone in the tampon aisle. That's just that's you. Now

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Speaker 1: time everybody, everybody, you know, everyone else's vote, damn it.

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Speaker 1: It's by the fifteen minute Morning show