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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: the Strawberry letter for today. And uh, the subject is

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Speaker 1: you can yell and shout because I'm out. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that find out what that's all about

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Speaker 1: in just a few because right now it is time

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Speaker 1: for today's prank phone call with the nephew.

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Speaker 2: What you got for us?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: Sure, it's about to get real real funky up in here?

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Speaker 2: Really? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wrong, Yeah, that's right here is called musty Son. Oh,

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Speaker 3: musty Son. If you gonna, if you're gonna prank somebody,

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Speaker 3: and they got hiss. That is the most sensitive subject

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Speaker 3: they that turns them on, Right there, musty Son. Let's

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Speaker 3: go cat down, let's get let's get funky up in here. Hello.

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Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach the Vanessa. Please it is

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Speaker 2: she i Vanessa. My name is Robert. I'm the one

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Speaker 2: of the owners. You know, my wife Michelle. We own there.

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Speaker 4: Can I help you?

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Speaker 2: Okay, we've been I think we've had your son, Malik,

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Speaker 2: probably be close to a year now. Am all right? Yes?

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Speaker 4: You have everything?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so everything is fine, Everything is fine. I don't

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Speaker 2: think we have a problem that we can't clear up.

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Speaker 2: I have a question for you. Have you been noticing

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Speaker 2: anything different about Malik, like concerning hygiene at all?

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Speaker 1: Hygiene?

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Speaker 5: No, not that I can be called. What are you

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Speaker 2: Okay? How old is Malik?

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Speaker 3: He's too?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, we soon have come across a little glitch

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Speaker 2: here at the at the daycare. Actually my wife didn't.

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Speaker 2: I told her I would make the phone call and

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Speaker 2: leave her out of it. I know you see her

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Speaker 2: every day once.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what slitch are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: What is this glitch?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, glitch?

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Speaker 5: What is this glitch that you want to talk about?

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Speaker 3: I'm confused?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, actually what we're having is it seems like

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Speaker 2: every day here lately for the last two months, Malik

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Speaker 2: has been you know, very musty. You know, he hasn't

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Speaker 2: been really sweaty, but just real musty.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you clearly have the wrong child, because I give

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Speaker 5: my son a bath every night, and most mornings before

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Speaker 5: he beats to school, I give him another bath again.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, I'm pretty positive you have the wrong child.

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Speaker 2: No, ma'am, your son is Malik, right, and he's two

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Speaker 2: years old. You guys have been here with us right

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Speaker 2: close to a year now, correct, Yes, and okay, and

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Speaker 2: he's a cute little kid with the curly hair. I

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Speaker 2: know exactly which one he is. So what I'm what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying to you is that we are having problems.

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Speaker 2: He's he's just reeking. You know, he's real musty.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you know what my son does not reek. I

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Speaker 5: don't know what child you're talking about, but you're not

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Speaker 5: talking about my child. I just told you and make

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Speaker 5: sure that he gets a bath every night.

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Speaker 2: So that's not my child.

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Speaker 5: My child is very clean.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, well hang on, Vanessa. What I'm trying to

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Speaker 2: get you to understand is I'm trying to This is

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Speaker 2: why my wife didn't want to call. Okay, and I'm

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Speaker 2: glad I'm actually the one that made the call. What

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Speaker 2: we need to do. This is what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna try a little experiment for the next

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Speaker 5: Experiment.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Well, what do you mean experience?

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Speaker 5: What kind of experiment?

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Speaker 2: Well, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna put some

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Speaker 2: male deodorant on him for the next well just for

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Speaker 2: the next month, and we'll see how it plays out.

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Speaker 5: No, No, No, you're not.

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Speaker 4: You're not going to put anything on my child.

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Speaker 5: That's not gonna happen.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Well, man, I'm trying to I'm trying to fix

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Speaker 5: He doesn't have a problem. I already told you that

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Speaker 5: my son is clean. You're not going to put any

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Speaker 5: a problem. Do you understand me?

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Speaker 2: Okay, ma'am. I'm not trying to have an argument with you.

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Speaker 2: What I want you to know is.

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Speaker 4: I'm not trying either, But you're trying to.

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Speaker 5: You talking about putting the order on my tell you

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Speaker 5: you can't do that. I'm not gonna have to happen

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now, listen, we're gonna have to do something about

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Speaker 2: your child. Your child is musty, okay, And you're sitting

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Speaker 2: here getting an attitude with me, and I'm trying to

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Speaker 4: Much that's a nonsense. Maybe you're the one that's musty.

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Speaker 4: Maybe you and your wife are musty.

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Speaker 5: My child is not musty. I keep telling you that

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Speaker 5: I based him every night which don't you want to

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Speaker 2: I understand everything that you're saying. Maybe it's the soap,

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Speaker 5: Because I don't know what.

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Speaker 4: My child you are not using on my child? Do

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Speaker 4: I need to come down there for you with the comps.

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Speaker 5: And suit your entire establishment. You don't want that to happen.

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Speaker 4: Stay it away from my child?

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Speaker 5: Are you crazy? You know, matter of fact, want my son, ma'am?

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Speaker 2: Your son is fine. Your son is in there with

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Speaker 2: the rest of the kids. They're playing. You know, today

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Speaker 5: You Cheryl Chel, can you come up with me for

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Speaker 5: a couple of minutes. I'm ridding my right now. I'll

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Speaker 5: You don't mean sprayed my.

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Speaker 2: Son, scraam. I just prayed a little bit of the

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Speaker 5: Can give me permission to do that. And I keep

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Speaker 5: telling you that there's nothing wrong with my child, and

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Speaker 5: you took it up on yourself to go and spray

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Speaker 5: my child. And you weren't about to do that, are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm ridding my right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, what are you coming here for? The boy?

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Speaker 2: Is your son of the leak is fine? Right? Why

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Speaker 5: He's clearly that fine? If you're going around spray, why

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Speaker 5: don't you space because clearlyss you're smelling and wreaking and

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Speaker 5: funky as hell. I ain't give you no space, challenge,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna I promise you. I promise you. I'm because

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Speaker 2: Okay, let me say this, ma'am. Your son is musty.

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Speaker 2: He's been reaping for there.

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Speaker 4: You know what, I didn't even trying to hear you.

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Speaker 5: Because you're clearly crazy. How you going around splaying people's kids?

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Speaker 4: Don't with my child?

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Speaker 5: Did you smell me?

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Speaker 4: You have a chid?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 5: I'm about to get in my car coming down there

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Speaker 5: for your said you must be crazy?

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Speaker 2: Hello? Hello, Hello? Why did you hang up on me?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to fix the problem.

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Speaker 5: Man, what I told you that I'm coming down there.

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Speaker 4: I'll be there and tell minute once.

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Speaker 2: I needed to let you know one more thing that's

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Speaker 5: What could you possibly need let me know? Because I'm

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Speaker 2: Where are you now? Are you in your car. Where

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Speaker 4: I am heading to my car, not together to my

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Speaker 5: There for because you must be crazy spring my child.

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Speaker 2: Before you get to your car. I need I need

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Speaker 5: Okay, please, do you possibly have to tell me?

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Speaker 2: I want to tell you that. Listen to me. This

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Speaker 2: is nephew. Tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Your girlfriend Sheryl got me to play phone call you

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Speaker 5: That's I'm standing here in the pocket line and I

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get her. I'll say get her because I'm nigga.

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Speaker 5: I know my child in my seat. I know my

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Speaker 5: child is clean and you don't smell.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get her.

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Speaker 2: I just talk to her. She said, she's right here

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Speaker 2: in a cubic because you got to call her right now.

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Speaker 2: I said, okay, just chill out, little caller.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get her.

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Speaker 2: You know now's my leak license clean.

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Speaker 5: The leak is always nice and clean and smelling nice.

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Speaker 4: So I don't know what the hell you were talking about.

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Speaker 4: I was like, my child got the wrong child, You're

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Speaker 5: You don't even know.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, all right, Vanessa, you gotta tell me one

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Speaker 2: more thing. But what's the baddest, and I mean the

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Speaker 2: baddest radio show in the Lake, the.

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Speaker 5: One and only Steve har frind In Show.

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Speaker 3: I did it and I ain't taking it back.

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Speaker 1: I did it?

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Speaker 2: What what? What? What? What? What I did?

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Speaker 3: Telling people about the baby push like that too much?

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, there's.

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Speaker 3: Some little kids walking around here.

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Speaker 1: That's real.

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Speaker 3: Gamy. They look gaming. That is true.

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Speaker 2: You need to get that bad.

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Speaker 3: The nephew is coming to Saint Louis, Missouri. Saint loul

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Speaker 3: get ready to get ready. That is July seventh, eighth,

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Speaker 3: the night the nephew is coming to town. Skip to

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Speaker 3: the I would be at the Helium Comedy Club July seven,

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Speaker 3: eight nine, Saint Louis. Laying in the cut is Dothan, Alabama,

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Speaker 3: July fifteenth, Dope Thun, Alabama. Tickets on sale are red

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Speaker 3: now and then after that I'm at the cap afterl

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Speaker 3: Side Conclave. When you can catch me on the twenty second,

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Speaker 3: which is Saturday, well, I will be hosting the family

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Speaker 3: outing on the RiPP Walk. You don't want to miss

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Speaker 3: a baby. Tickets on sale right now, go to CAPA

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Speaker 3: Conclave twenty twenty three dot com. That's CAPA Conclave twenty

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Speaker 3: twenty three dot com. And guess what's almost soul out?

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Speaker 3: Oh that Nephew on the twenty third in Redondo Beach, California.

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Speaker 2: We kidding there.

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Speaker 3: We almost have got a few tickets left. I'm proud

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Speaker 3: of y'all, LA and everybody around the way. Y'all must

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Speaker 3: miss the nephew because I miss y'all too. But I

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Speaker 3: looked at the tickets and said, oh my god, I

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Speaker 3: think they love the nephew. So few tickets left Redondo Beach, California,

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Speaker 3: at Redondo Performing Arts Center. That nephew is coming on

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Speaker 3: Sunday night, the twenty third.

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Speaker 5: Tickets own sale right now.

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Speaker 1: All right now, I for you. Coming up next Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is you can yell and shout because I'm out.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show.