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Speaker 1: I'm about to say something that might change your life forever.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, say it. It's the Jewil Show. There's

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Speaker 1: to know about your future. You know how the olds

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Speaker 1: always say things like why, I remember, back when I

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Speaker 1: to high prostitutes, to unspeakable things. Well, back in my day,

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Speaker 1: I hear someone say something like that, I disagree. I

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Speaker 1: and that is influencers iners that everywhere are ye most

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Speaker 1: of them do. There are hilarious accounts like Influencers in

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Speaker 1: the Wild that we can follow influencer fails. But you

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Speaker 1: and post a picture of their body, yeah, saying something

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Speaker 1: about how you should pray today. Yeah, here's the bitty picture.

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Speaker 1: a new study just came out that figured out what

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Speaker 1: names are the most common for influencers. So you can

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Speaker 1: either decide if you want to change your name if

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Speaker 1: The five most common names for female influencers are any guesses,

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Speaker 1: um Ashley. Actually that's a good one. I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: with Brittany Ashley and Brittany. No, both of you guys

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Speaker 1: are wrong. Hannah is number one. Hannah. Cool fact you

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Speaker 1: Sophie Sophie so yeah, yeah, Sarah and Rebecca. Those are

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Speaker 1: such weird names, like, I don't know many famous people

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Speaker 1: with those names. No. Five most common names for male

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Speaker 1: influencers Jamie Jamie Jamie. Yeah. I can't think of a

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Speaker 1: dude Jamie. That's a big popular influencer. Jack Jack what Jack? Jack? Who? What?

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Speaker 1: Eric is another Eric? So if you're named any of these,

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Speaker 1: our executive brucer, how's that he has like three first

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Speaker 1: That's hello, Hi, this is Officer Peter North. I'm calling

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Speaker 1: she Giselle. How are you? I'm good? This My name

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Speaker 1: police department and I needed to speak with you about something.

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Speaker 1: If you have a moment, Oh, okay, you recently attended

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Speaker 1: a barbecue, Yes, and that barbecue was hosted by a Corey. Yes,

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Speaker 1: what what is what is this about? Well? I will

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Speaker 1: inform you exactly what this is about in a second,

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Speaker 1: But UM, I just need to know your relation to Corey.

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Speaker 1: How do you know him? I don't. I don't know

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Speaker 1: Corey was my friend. Your friend's name is Jen Jen? Okay, okay?

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Speaker 1: to regretfully inform you that Corey has been taken into

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Speaker 1: custody and booked on several accounts of murder. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I wish I knew something or I could help you,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know anything. But if there's something you

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Um. Yeah, I'm more concerned with you

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Speaker 1: why are you asking me that the tacos were human?

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Speaker 1: they were good at the time. What did you what

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Speaker 1: did I say? What? Did you just say that the

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Speaker 1: tacos are made up human meat? Is that what you

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Speaker 1: what you just said? Um? Do you think that there

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Speaker 1: Why would definitely there was definitely it definitely was what

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Speaker 1: what what did you just say? What were you just mumbling? Oh,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, I'm just gonna have to tell you.

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Speaker 1: I think I already did. What are you telling me now?

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Speaker 1: Is this something different? Or is it the man who's

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Speaker 1: barbecue you went to Corey with your friend. He's not

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Speaker 1: a serial killer who was serving people human tacos. What

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Speaker 1: did it sound like I was saying he served you

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Speaker 1: human meat in those tacos. It didn't sound like that

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Speaker 1: is what you said. You said that it was human

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Speaker 1: that's what you said. No, a Cuban Cuban meats and

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Speaker 1: not like Cuban like a person Cuban like like there

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Speaker 1: it was Cuban meat. Like, what is going on? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call, That's what's going on. Shoot

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Speaker 1: forgot that part again, Giselle. This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your

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Speaker 1: I believe every single would still. She said that she

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Speaker 1: took you to a barbecue recently and you wouldn't stop

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Speaker 1: talking about how good the tacos were and wanted me

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Speaker 1: to you know what, those were so freaking good. I

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Speaker 1: every morning with Jewil phone pranks, we say mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties the Jewel Show on demand. First date follow

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Speaker 1: up the guy on the phone for a first date followup?

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Speaker 1: Today met the girl that he wants us to call.

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Speaker 1: Probably one of the hottest places you could ever meet somebody, really, yeah, Jonah,

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Speaker 1: You're actually pumping up your tires. Oh, I was thinking

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Speaker 1: maybe he does hang out there try just to meet people.

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Speaker 1: You stand next to the thing that pumps up tires, like, Hey,

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Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, I got changed for you.

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Speaker 1: and I pumped her tire up for that's nice. Does

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Speaker 1: and then we pumped her tire up. Yeah. No, it

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Speaker 1: was really air into your attire and that's that's nice

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Speaker 1: it off and I was like, I know this is

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Speaker 1: kind of maybe this may be weird, but I asked

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Speaker 1: that situations already. I mean, you'd already pumped her up

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Speaker 1: a little bit, you already filled her up. It's actually

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Speaker 1: one of the best places I feel like to meet

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Speaker 1: someone is unexpected, you know, it's just you weren't looking

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Speaker 1: unexpectedly and then go out. Yeah, it's nice and it's natural. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you know, I got a number. And then you know,

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Speaker 1: a few days later I gave her call and we

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Speaker 1: we went on our first date. What'd you do? We

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Speaker 1: I took her to a driving range, a golf ball driver. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's fun golf. Yeah, I love to golf. I played

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Speaker 1: That's when I remember I'm out of ideas for names.

419
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Speaker 1: There's so many people. I'm running time. Tony come back.

420
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Speaker 1: Frosted flakes, right, Tonya Tiger? I thinks we'll ask him. Yeah, Hey,

421
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:51,160
Speaker 1: Tony's it frosted flakes? Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, that's right. Okay.

422
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know Tony Tiger specifics, but he always

423
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 1: pops in my head when I needed a name. Tony,

424
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Speaker 1: your frosted flakes are better without milk? What what did

425
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 1: you just say? Missing half the meal? We'll get to

426
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,840
Speaker 1: that debate in a little rate. You sick over. You

427
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 1: have a little secret, I do, Okay, it's really dirty. Oh.

428
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: I was dating this girl for I don't know, three

429
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,679
Speaker 1: or four years, and we ended up moving in together,

430
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:25,880
Speaker 1: and she had her her grandmother's engagement ring. She would

431
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: just leave it around the house and it would go

432
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,000
Speaker 1: missing for a week, and then she would find worry

433
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 1: and worry, and I wonder if someone stole it and

434
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,680
Speaker 1: she would worry and then we'd find it under the

435
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: bed or in the air conditioning vent or what she claimed.

436
00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 1: She claimed to love the ring, but she would just

437
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:52,560
Speaker 1: let it go missing all the time. Yeah, oh, my dirty,

438
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:56,719
Speaker 1: my dirty little secret. Is the last time it went missing,

439
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 1: I found it and I took it to a pawn shop.

440
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: What myself, I got myself an xbox. No, you're kidding me. Wait,

441
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,840
Speaker 1: that's oh you got as well. No, I did do it.

442
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad about it because I feel like

443
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 1: I've relieved her of worrying with this thing is all

444
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,600
Speaker 1: the time. Now with now you just loved her with

445
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 1: sadness forever. Yeah, she really like to find it about

446
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,520
Speaker 1: the ring being on exactly, I mean, of course, but

447
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,119
Speaker 1: every every time it would go missing, she would worry

448
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 1: and freak out and turn the house upside down looking

449
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: for it. And now she doesn't have to do that anymore.

450
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:35,040
Speaker 1: So she's just irresponsible at the ring. Yeah, And so

451
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:36,520
Speaker 1: you just put her out of her misery to never

452
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: have to like worry about it again. Thank you? Thank you?

453
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: Pretty messed up? Are you? Are you helping her? Look?

454
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,400
Speaker 1: For it. Still no, No, I told her they're probably

455
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: one of her friends stole it during a party. Oh

456
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 1: my god, wow your dirty little singers that. Wow, you're evil. Yeah. So,

457
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:56,439
Speaker 1: not only did you basically steal her ring to get

458
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,480
Speaker 1: an Xbox, you blamed it on a friend that you know,

459
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,359
Speaker 1: she potentially ruin a friendship. I appreciate you listening to

460
00:25:02,359 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: the show Man, and I'm really holding back right now.

461
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,840
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like very nice things that you're doing. Well,

462
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: you wanted a dirty secret, so I did. I thought

463
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 1: it was gonna be like dirty, not like evil. Yeah,

464
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 1: you want too, Yeah, That's what I was hoping for

465
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 1: rather than this. Yeah. So did she like? Was she

466
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: excited that you got an Xbox? She hates video games?

467
00:25:26,480 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: Dang her grandma's engagement ring bought you an Xbox? Wow,

468
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 1: that's not stud without her knowing. Beautiful and you're and

469
00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 1: you're proud of it memory now yeah beautiful Xbox. I guess. Yeah, Well,

470
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: Walter White, in a while, I walked by the pawn

471
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,320
Speaker 1: shop and it's still there, so I could potentially recover it.

472
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,480
Speaker 1: I mean, why would you do it in the first place?

473
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:48,159
Speaker 1: Then well, I could look like a hero and say hey,

474
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: I found your grandmother's ring in a pawn shop. Wow, okay,

475
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: if you do that, then you will go from zero

476
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 1: to hero. That is me. That is even more evil

477
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,719
Speaker 1: to do that. I would just go get the ring.

478
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:58,679
Speaker 1: Just go get the ring, give it back to her.

479
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 1: Many leave her so sad forever for real? All right? Well,

480
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 1: like I said, thanks for telling us to do a

481
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,359
Speaker 1: little secret. Thank you for listening to the show, and

482
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,440
Speaker 1: thank you. May God be with you. Try to do

483
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,120
Speaker 1: from this moment on, try to try to do better

484
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: things for people. Just be nicer. Yeah, that's fine. You

485
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: guys repond me all you want. I got a new Xbox.

486
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:28,840
Speaker 1: I'm pretty happy with it. Wow, what's your dirty little secret?

487
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on Demand, The Jewel Shows, Idiots in

488
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: the News and Welcome to the i n N, The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network for idiots Aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: For Tuesday, February twenty third, twenty twenty one, I'm Jewel

491
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Speaker 1: Fresh and let's do some corn flakes and stay up

492
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:49,480
Speaker 1: all night do some corn flights. Yeah, we wants to

493
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: do some corn flakes with me. How do you do

494
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 1: corn flakes? Well, it's an interesting question. Alex and I'm

495
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,440
Speaker 1: glad you asked, because customs officials at the Port of

496
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: Cincinnati stopped a large shipment of cereal from South America

497
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: last week that was eventually going to Hong Kong. When

498
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: they opened the box, they found corn flakes that were

499
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: frosted with can you guess Coca cola? Yes? Oh my god, yeah,

500
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: coke clakes. They said the street value of the cocaine

501
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 1: on all the corn flakes was more than two point

502
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: eight million dollars. Wait, so they just dusted the flakes, yeh,

503
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 1: in coke and they were just like going to eat

504
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: it for cereal? Can you eat it? What would you

505
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,479
Speaker 1: do if you ate coke? I don't know. I mean,

506
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,920
Speaker 1: these drug smugglers they put it in so many different things,

507
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 1: and then they figure out a way to extract it

508
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: from they do get caught. Why do you think they're

509
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: street drugs? Right? Yeah, Oh, there's a good point. Well

510
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:40,919
Speaker 1: they didn't. They didn't get caught doing it this way

511
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: until now now they're gonna have to change it up. Yeah,

512
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like powdered donuts. That's a good. Oh my god,

513
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,160
Speaker 1: it's a really good I don't think they haven't thought

514
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 1: about that yet. I don't think, how did you if

515
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,600
Speaker 1: they haven't, If they haven't thought of it, does anybody

516
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 1: have a line to the cartel because I have a

517
00:27:56,160 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: great business idea for them, new business idea for me.

518
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: As are working on that. And let's get to our

519
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 1: next story in the i N and the Idiot News

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00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: Network where idiots aren't just in the news the news.

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00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: For our next story of the day, let's send it

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00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: to Alex Fresh, who's on location in Los Angeles, California's right,

523
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: I'm standing outside of the pretentious nine zero one salon

524
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 1: in LA. We're only actual real celebrities or want to

525
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: be influencers to get their hair done. And I'm reporting

526
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: on some hard hitting news this morning because another celebrity

527
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,399
Speaker 1: went platinum. And no I'm not talking about a rapper.

528
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: None other than Scott Disick went platinum blonde blonde. Wow,

529
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: I've never seen him like platinum blonde before. It's huge.

530
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 1: It looks different, weird, look, it looks really weird to me.

531
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 1: But I'll post a picture on the Jewel Show Instagram.

532
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:46,280
Speaker 1: Just go hit up at the Jewel Show on Instagram

533
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: individually too. I'm at Jewel friend, I met that dream

534
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: the radio so just imagine Scott Platinum Blonde. He's quite

535
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: the character to this one, and he's the one that

536
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:58,160
Speaker 1: is super pretentious but doesn't care that people know he's

537
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: super pretentious. Yeah. I mean, yeah, he's he's that. He's

538
00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: not really pretentious. He just likes to like show that.

539
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: He's like he's a yabo. Yeah, yeah, he's a yat boy.

540
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: I mean I guess yeah, because I would see pictures

541
00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: of him and he'd be in like tennis shorts with

542
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: your sweater tied around his neck. He doesn't do that anymore,

543
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: stereotypical out of touch rich person, and I was like, hey,

544
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: at least he's owning it. Yeah. No, he was like

545
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 1: so excited to get money. He's like, let me go,

546
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy a Scots because I got money. Now,

547
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: what's ascots were around your neck? I think that rich

548
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: people were those sweaters around your neck, not a sweater

549
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,680
Speaker 1: and askot's like a tie kind of thing. It's like

550
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: a scarf, but not a scarf. Okay, you gotta be

551
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: rich to know he did. He's definitely tied well, did

552
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,360
Speaker 1: you know, Evan, No, he definitely tied the sweaters around

553
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: his neck way too many Times. Yeah, okay, that's all

554
00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: I have reporting. I'm not talking about Scott no more.

555
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: I'm sending it back to you anyway. He's platfam Blande.

556
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 1: Now go check out the picture at the Jewels Show.

557
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex. This is the i n N,

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Speaker 1: the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 1: And for our next story, let's send it to English

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00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: Evan who's on location on the stead of his new

561
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: dance competition Breaking with the brit where contestants have to

562
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: break dance for the ultimate prize. Who will be crowned

563
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: the Funkiest of the land. Find out Monday nights on

564
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 1: the CW. Anyway, Kevin, go ahead, the funkiest. That's cool. Okay. No,

565
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Speaker 1: But I don't know about you guys, but in the

566
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,320
Speaker 1: darkest times, there's only one person I look to for comfort.

567
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 1: There's only one person who brings me the information that

568
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: I need, and there's only one person whose opinion I

569
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:33,200
Speaker 1: value with all others. Wwe legend the Undertaker Sam No, No,

570
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: we all know she's bottom of the list, but here

571
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,960
Speaker 1: we go. He recently said that Dwayne the Rock Johnson

572
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: could unite America if he runs for president. Star he's

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Speaker 1: going to and the Rock told you say today that

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Speaker 1: he would consider running for president in the future. If

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00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,720
Speaker 1: that's what the people want to know. I'm sure the

576
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 1: people want that too. So there we go. He's going

577
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: to do it. He's going to do it. Like I

578
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: used to follow him, I had unfollow him, and now

579
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: it's just like because of what he posts, he's so

580
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: fake to me. He posted a picture on his daughter's birthday,

581
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 1: his oldest daughter, her, she's like an adult at this point. Yeah,

582
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: of himself, saying I just went the day with my daughter,

583
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: was so good seeing you, blah blah blah picture of

584
00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 1: no picture of both of them at least him. Oh,

585
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: that's just him, not that we're gonna just rip on

586
00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 1: the rock right now, but we're gonna rip on the

587
00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: rock right now. He did also for Mother's Day or

588
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: National Women's Day, which one was it International Women's Day.

589
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 1: For International Women's Day, he posted because he's got daughters

590
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: right right, so he posted pictures of all of his

591
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,800
Speaker 1: daughters with some things about International Women's Day. Awesome, Uh,

592
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 1: you forgot your wife. Your wife, she's a woman too,

593
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: remember her? So now a bad time to say that

594
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: I actually kind of like him. Let's wrap this up.

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00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 1: Let's go to a job, lady, and that means the

596
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: I has come to it for the day. We mentioned

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00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 1: that he forgot his wife lose yo job, yo job

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00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: to lose job and that was the I n N

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Speaker 1: the idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They report the news soon and tomorrow for another report.

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Speaker 1: This is I n N News News, the Jewbil Show

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Speaker 1: on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame day mornings on

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Speaker 1: that's one ease. Hello, Yeah, can I speak to Luca? Uh?

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00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: This is Luca. Luca. We've never met before, but you

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Speaker 1: work with my girlfriend Jen. Uh yeah, yeah I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah Yeah. My name is Pete. I'm her boyfriend and

607
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: you're making my life. Hell I'm making your life? Hell yeah?

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Speaker 1: How oh okay, so you're just gonna laugh about that,

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00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 1: you know what you did? No, I really don't know

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00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. What's going on? What's going on

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00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: is the that you unfollowed her on Instagram the other day?

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00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:09,360
Speaker 1: Are you serious? Yes? So you need to follow her back. Okay.

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00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: I got a big golf tournament coming up, and I

614
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: can't be dealing with all this crap. Yeah, I gotta

615
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 1: get my head straight. But because of you on following

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00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 1: her now, I'm spending all my time consoling her because

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00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: she's just a wreck, because I am followed her. Why

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00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: aren't you getting about that? Yes, because you unfollowed her

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Speaker 1: on Instagram? Follow her back right now? Why why are

620
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,959
Speaker 1: you being so hostile? I don't Why am I being

621
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Speaker 1: so hostile? Do you know? Do you know how much

622
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 1: it hurts to have someone unfollow you on Instagram? You maniac? Dude?

623
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: Why are you coming at me like this? Un followed

624
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 1: a ton of people the other day? Okay, yeah, and

625
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:51,320
Speaker 1: one of them was my girlfriend Jen, who you work with,

626
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: and she's been in tears ever since. And I can't

627
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 1: have this. Follow her back right now? And then why

628
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:59,200
Speaker 1: you're at it following me too? I'm at Schemaster sixty nine.

629
00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: What yeah? Yeah? No? What is right? Dude? You can't

630
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: just go around making people follow people? What? You can't

631
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: go around making people feel bad by unfollowing them? Yeah? Stupid?

632
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,319
Speaker 1: Do you know? Yeah? I'm tired of follow people. That's

633
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: just it's not personal. I don't want to see your feed.

634
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,160
Speaker 1: There is nothing more personal than being unfollowed by someone

635
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:26,879
Speaker 1: and you know that. Oh my god, he's a big girl.

636
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:29,479
Speaker 1: She can she can tell me herself that she's upset

637
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 1: about it. Why is she having you do it or

638
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:35,200
Speaker 1: a little flunky? Did you just call my girlfriend fat? No? No,

639
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: like she's a grown up. Huh Okay, So that's why

640
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: you unfollowed her. So now I have to go back

641
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: to her and be like, yeah, he unfollowed you, and

642
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 1: he said it's because you're chubby. She's not. By the way, No,

643
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 1: I don't think she is overweight. You've left me no

644
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: other option, no other option. Yeah, what are you talking about.

645
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the fact that I'm a sixth degree

646
00:34:55,440 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: black belt and taekwondo ish and I'm gonna come down there. Yeah,

647
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna beat you up. And I'm gonna grab

648
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 1: the phone out of your hand and follow her back

649
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: and follow me with your own phone using your own hand,

650
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,960
Speaker 1: because I can do that because I am a black

651
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: belt in taekwondo ish. Oh you're gonna beat me up? Yeah,

652
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to beat me butt Updo is black belt's

653
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: gonna come and kick my Say? All right, you don't

654
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: have to cuss, but yeah, I'm gonna kick your butt,

655
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: stupid head. Okay, you're big stupid, we'll come do it.

656
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: You're big dummy big, so you're gonna come over here

657
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: and kick my butt. Yeah yeah, mister big Tai Kwondo

658
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:43,560
Speaker 1: is black belt. Okay, whatever, big dummy face take that. What? Who?

659
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: What is this? Who are you? This is so child

660
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,400
Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

661
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: phone brank on you. It's a joke. What Yeah, yeah,

662
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: and you're right. This is childish. It's a brank phone call.

663
00:35:55,480 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 1: And your co worker Jin set you up. She said

664
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 1: you un followed her on Instagram the other day and

665
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: she wanted me to get for it. Yeah, well you

666
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,200
Speaker 1: did well. I do think you're a big dummy head.

667
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 1: I still think you're a dummy head too. Wake up

668
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: every morning with Jubil phone pranks, we say mornings on

669
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: the twenties the Jubil Show on demand. It's time four

670
00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: of the roses whose wives have to worry more about

671
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 1: their man cheating on them. MLB players, NBA players or

672
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 1: rec League softball play those dudes, man, the groupies they

673
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 1: have crazy and Emmy's on the phone right now because

674
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,520
Speaker 1: I guess she thinks that her husband might be cheating

675
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 1: on her, and I mean just based on the fact

676
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 1: that she said he plays in a Rex softball league,

677
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say, probably, how is it being

678
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 1: a REX softball league wife? Emmy, Well, I guess thanks

679
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 1: for making me laugh a little bit and lightening up situations. Yeah,

680
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 1: roal housewives a minor league softball players. I know it sucks.

681
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: Definitely the reason that you emailed us and the reason

682
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: you want us to do this call. So you think

683
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: that your husband's cheating on you because of the softball

684
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: um knocking, because of the actual softball um So my husband,

685
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 1: of we've been together for three years and I was

686
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:32,320
Speaker 1: just kind of scrolling on that the next door like

687
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: neighborhood apps the other day. Okay, what is that. It's

688
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: like you basically can put in your address and all

689
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: of your neighbors around you can post like hey I

690
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: lost my dog or you know, someone hit my car.

691
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: Anybody see it. It's kind of cool. It's like talking

692
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 1: to your neighbors. That actually having to talk to your neighbors.

693
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah, that's exactly it. It's great. Um.

694
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 1: But I saw a post the other day and it

695
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,719
Speaker 1: was thanking a couple for bringing back their dog that

696
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: was lost. And I I clicked on it because I was,

697
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: you know, it just sounded really sweet. But I as

698
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: I was looking into it, it uh, it said that

699
00:38:08,280 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: the car that brought it back was a white Toyota

700
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:15,240
Speaker 1: with it had a bumper sticker on it that said

701
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:21,320
Speaker 1: the blank Okay, and what is that? That is my

702
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 1: husband's softball team. Ha yeah, and it's also my car.

703
00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 1: Oh um, it's a little specific to be anybody else. Well,

704
00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: but so did you do it with him find the dog? No,

705
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: that's the thing. It specifically thanked a couple. And I

706
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 1: did not help my husband return a dog. What if

707
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: it was one of his softball guy as friends, you know,

708
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 1: they just right now? I mean, it could have a like,

709
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 1: I mean, it could have been. Um. But the thing

710
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 1: is is I asked him about it, and I was like,

711
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:58,440
Speaker 1: oh my god, like, you helped return a dog? Like,

712
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: who were you with? What do you say? He? I

713
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: mean he denied even doing it. He oh, okay, well

714
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,480
Speaker 1: all right, and you're sure that it was his car?

715
00:39:08,520 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean your your car? Sorry, yeah, you're sure that

716
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: it was your car? You know. I'm just I'm I

717
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 1: find it hard to believe that there is another white

718
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: Toyota Corolla with a bumper sticker that says the blank. Yeah. Yeah,

719
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: I mean to believe unless they have a big fan base,

720
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 1: which I doubt it's probably not since it is a

721
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 1: softball league. Yeah, yeah, it's It definitely sounds strange to me.

722
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: So we'll call him and see if we can send

723
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: flowers to somebody or get him to you know, see

724
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,720
Speaker 1: if we can find out if he is seeing somebody

725
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: else cat him behind your back? Have you thought of

726
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:46,880
Speaker 1: a way to catch him? Uh? Yeah, he gets a

727
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: lot of calls actually from his softball league. Uh just

728
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: you know, updating on fields and like you know, times

729
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: and things like that. So I think maybe if you

730
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: say that you're calling from the softball league, he's he's

731
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,160
Speaker 1: very into it, very involved. So okay, man, you got

732
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 1: you're dating one of those softball dudes that's like his

733
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 1: life after after high school sports, not dating. I'm sorry,

734
00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 1: you're married too. Yeah, how are you able to catch

735
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: hutch a athlete? Actually? Yeah, I don't know. Um, he

736
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 1: actually asked me to play in the softball league or

737
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:23,600
Speaker 1: get a little more involved, and you know, it's it's

738
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,680
Speaker 1: just not my thing. So I I let him to

739
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:30,200
Speaker 1: have that, and I love him a spridaba. Well, you

740
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: know it's good that you're not holding him back from

741
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: his athletic dreams. All right. Well, what's the name of

742
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 1: the league, by the way, it's a city league. All right, cool?

743
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:42,120
Speaker 1: All right, So we'll play a song come back, and

744
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: then we'll pretend to be from there with just maybe

745
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 1: we'll just say we're offering some flowers for all of

746
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: the people who play in the league for their significant other,

747
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: because you know, we know that softball takes you away

748
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 1: from your family a lot. You want to give him

749
00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:57,919
Speaker 1: back or something. Yeah, we'll do that, and then see

750
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 1: if he gives us your name or tries to send

751
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: them to somebody else. Okay, great, thank you, all right,

752
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: we'll do it. Next it's War of the Roses, sketch cheater.

753
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: Next it's a jewel show. It's time four of the Roses.

754
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:12,560
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Chaz, chas thinking Chat. I love that name, Chaz. Yeah,

755
00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Chaz. You're going to be Chat. I'm thinking

756
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: I should be named Chatz when I call the guy

757
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,320
Speaker 1: to see if he's cheating. Today. If you're just tuning in,

758
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 1: it's War of the roses to catch a cheater and

759
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,280
Speaker 1: Emmy is on the phone. She thinks her husband Pierce

760
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,840
Speaker 1: might be seeing somebody else because she was on the

761
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 1: next Door Neighbor app that tells you about the stuff

762
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,840
Speaker 1: going on in your neighborhood. And somebody posted thanking a

763
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 1: couple who was driving a white Toyota with a bumper

764
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: sticker that said the blanks on it for returning their

765
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 1: lost dog. The only thing is that describes her car. Ye,

766
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: she drives a white Toyota and it has a bumper

767
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: sticker of her husband's softball league softball team on the back.

768
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:52,839
Speaker 1: It was very specific. Also, she was not with her

769
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: husband when this happened, and Emmy asked him about it

770
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: and he said he had no idea what she was

771
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,680
Speaker 1: talking about. So it sounds very very suspect. All right, Emmy,

772
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: we're about to call him from his softball league and

773
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:08,239
Speaker 1: offer him some flowers. That's into somebody, and see whose

774
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,640
Speaker 1: name he gives us. Are you done if he is

775
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: seeing someone else? Are you going to try to hear

776
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: him out at all? I mean, I'll listen to him.

777
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: I feel like that's the fair thing to do. But

778
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 1: you l after hearing my husband isn't a Rex softball

779
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,960
Speaker 1: league and cheating on me. I don't know how much

780
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: forgiveness I have at the moment. Probably stings. Yeah, all right,

781
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm an Dallas phone umber right now, but I'm thinking Chatz.

782
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:33,120
Speaker 1: I'm thinking a softball league administrator would be named Chatz. Okay,

783
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: all right, Hello, Hey, I was looking for Pierce. You

784
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 1: got him, Pierce Chaz. How's it going, Chatz? I don't

785
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't know what chatz Chazz. I'm new

786
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: down at the league office for the league. Oh wow, okay, well,

787
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: welcome to Jazzy Cool. We're calling the people that play

788
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,879
Speaker 1: in the league today just to um, you know, because

789
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 1: it's been a tough year, games canceled, all the stuff

790
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: like that, you know. So we're actually doing a thing

791
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: to thank everybody for continuing to sign up with us

792
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 1: where we parted with a local business and we're offering

793
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,680
Speaker 1: offering free flowers to send to a loved one roses

794
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 1: or whatever. And we know that, you know, our family

795
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,879
Speaker 1: members miss out a lot if we got a wife

796
00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 1: or a girlfriend something like that. You want to send

797
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: some flowers too, we'll do that for you, just to

798
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:30,719
Speaker 1: say hey, thanks for sticking by me. Okay, yeah, all

799
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,160
Speaker 1: I need to get from you is just a little

800
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: bit of information I need. Uh, well, I'll get the

801
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: address and all that I need the name person you

802
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: want to send them to, Valerie. We have a card

803
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 1: that comes with it. Anything you want to put on

804
00:43:47,239 --> 00:43:50,880
Speaker 1: the card, like, oh, something wrong? I mean, yeah, you know,

805
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: thanks for all the memories, you know, Oh all right,

806
00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: thanks for all the memories. Valerie. Do you need an

807
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: address because I because I have it? No, you know what,

808
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: I think. I'm good. I don't need her address, but

809
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: I do need you to address something. Wow. Whoa such

810
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: a good? That was good? I'm sorry? What what? What's

811
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: going on? Pierce? This is Jewil from the Jewel Show.

812
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:18,880
Speaker 1: Along with it, this is Alex and this is English

813
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: Evan ye, and it's a radio show and you're on

814
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: it right now. Oh okay, this was Valerie. Who wait

815
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: a second, I just you just admitted that you were

816
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,720
Speaker 1: sending flowers to someone named Valerie when your wife Emmy

817
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:43,400
Speaker 1: is actually on the phone listening. Yeah, Valerie, hry Valerie.

818
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:47,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe this is happening. You

819
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: can't believe it. I saw you on next door and

820
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: you denied it. I gave you multiple opportunities to own

821
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: up and say something, and you completely denied it. You

822
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 1: out of yourself. What I mean, do you have any

823
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: explanation for this? I mean, I don't. I don't know.

824
00:45:07,360 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I Pierce, what happened was Emmy, your wife

825
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: saw that post on the next door app that said

826
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: a couple in a car that matches the description of

827
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 1: your car helps somebody find a lost dog. And she

828
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 1: wasn't with you, so she got suspicious and asked us

829
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 1: to call you to find out if you were seeing

830
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:27,200
Speaker 1: someone else. And so I'm guessing that you found this

831
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: lost dog with Valerie. Whoever that is? I mean, yes, Okay,

832
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 1: So who's Valerie? Yeah? Who's Valerie? Then? Yeah? Who the

833
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:44,720
Speaker 1: is Valerie? Pierce? I mean, you gotta nowhere to go? Pierce,

834
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: you really admitted it. If you're going to try to

835
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:50,399
Speaker 1: get out of the corner by making excuses you've been caught,

836
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 1: you might as well just tell us who Valerie is. So,

837
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:58,360
Speaker 1: who'se Valerie? She Valerie? She's a teammate, you know, she works,

838
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 1: she plays with me between your co ed softball team. Okay,

839
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: does she know that you have a wife. Yes, yes

840
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: she does. She's one of those Okay, yeah, what the

841
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 1: why why would you do this? I already love softball.

842
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:22,360
Speaker 1: I would ask you so many times to join in

843
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: to play and be a part of the league. You know,

844
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:27,920
Speaker 1: but you've you've never tried it. You've never even tried.

845
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,759
Speaker 1: So I mean, I'm sorry to Valerie. She gets me,

846
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: she gets my passion, and she gets what I love. Okay,

847
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: it's still not a reason to cheat, though, Pierce. No, Like,

848
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: if you feel like your wife Emmy isn't the right

849
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: fit for you and you don't have the right interests,

850
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,919
Speaker 1: you could do the right thing and be either talked

851
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: to her about it and see if she wants to

852
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 1: find a passion for softball, or let her go find

853
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,359
Speaker 1: someone that's passion about what she's passionate about. And then

854
00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: you find someone who loves softball like apparently this Valerie person.

855
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: I don't think anyone the softball as much as him.

856
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. Ruin is all marriage for it?

857
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,719
Speaker 1: Look An, I'm sorry it all happened so fast and

858
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: and and I didn't even think about it as it

859
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 1: was happening. I'm so sorry. How long has this been

860
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,880
Speaker 1: going on for Yeah, how long has it been going on?

861
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:21,839
Speaker 1: I mean a little, a little while. What's a little while?

862
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: Like I said, that's none of your business. You know

863
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: how long has this been going on? It's her business.

864
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 1: We're asking for her six months? Are you serious? I

865
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 1: was trying to let you have your freedom with this

866
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: whole softball thing. I didn't care that it was co ed,

867
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: but you completely took advantage of my trust. Look, I me,

868
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: I can't talk about this right now. Okay, I gotta go.

869
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you later. So many, so many of

870
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: these people just hang up the phone. What is it?

871
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:02,680
Speaker 1: Get there's because they don't know what else to say. Well,

872
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 1: I've been caught, Emmy, are you stilly still? Emmy? Stall

873
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: on the line, Emmy. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. That's

874
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: that's terrible. I mean, yeah, I helped me dodge a ball.

875
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: I'm married to a power to play softball. Yeah, that's

876
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: a great way. It's a great way of putting it.

877
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: And eventually, when you move forward, you'll find someone who

878
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: won't do that kind of stuff. Trust me. Don't let

879
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: it ruin your other relationships, all right, But thankfully you

880
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,800
Speaker 1: found out now and yeah, to stay away from the

881
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:36,320
Speaker 1: softball players. Yeah, yeah, I appreciate it. Guys, thank you

882
00:48:36,400 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 1: for the help. Yeah, thank you. Good luck. The Jewels

883
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,800
Speaker 1: shows were of the roses. The Jewels Show on demand

884
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 1: jewils Dirty Little Secret on the phone right now. One

885
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 1: of the world's biggest gangsters, a convicted felon, someone who's

886
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Speaker 1: done some hard time, gives literally no f words about anything.

887
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,240
Speaker 1: Is it? You'll know who it is in just a second.

888
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889
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:05,319
Speaker 1: Remember it's time for Dirty Little Secret text in four

890
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: one six one. If you have a secret to tell us,

891
00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: you can get it off your chest and we'll let

892
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:10,799
Speaker 1: you tell us whatever you want. We'll always keep your

893
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:12,719
Speaker 1: identity anonymous. Nobody knows who you are. We don't even

894
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets a

895
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 1: fake nickname. And who's on the phone right now to

896
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Martha Stewart? Whoa Ye,

897
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 1: hardcore she is though, Yeah, she is an og. She

898
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: doesn't care about anything. Yeah, So hello, Martha Stewart, how

899
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: are you? Hello? Hello, Yeah, that's you're Martha Stewart. Hey

900
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 1: go Yeah, that's the anonymous nickname that we're giving you like,

901
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:44,840
Speaker 1: who the hell? He's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna call

902
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:46,839
Speaker 1: it tell my dirty little secret. But whoa, that's cool.

903
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: I get to listen to an interview with Martha Stewart.

904
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: They got to confuse. Yeah, the first time doing this,

905
00:49:55,200 --> 00:49:58,799
Speaker 1: it's all good. Martha Stewart, Is you so, Martha? Tell us? Um,

906
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 1: you're so. I mean, no one knows this. It's not

907
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 1: the craziest thing, but it's something I've always done and

908
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:09,360
Speaker 1: I can't tell anybody about it. Um. I love to

909
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: eat like grass, like actual grass. Well, I mean, is

910
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: it a healthy for you know, you know, like the

911
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,279
Speaker 1: shots of wheat, grass grass, the same thing. Yeah, I know,

912
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,800
Speaker 1: I mean from the ground. So you just pull it

913
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:26,479
Speaker 1: out of the gray or do you graze like a cattle? No, well,

914
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: so I'll take some of my hand and yeah, it's

915
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:32,359
Speaker 1: kind of munch on it. And I've done it ever

916
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: since I was a kid, ever since I used to

917
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: play soccer and stuff, you know what kind of grabs. Okay,

918
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:41,399
Speaker 1: they do say that if you like grass, or like dirt,

919
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:43,799
Speaker 1: if you like like the tasty but I think it's

920
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: called taka or something like that. One. There's something that

921
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,839
Speaker 1: they're lacking like a vitamin. Yeah. Oh really, I've heard

922
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: that too. I think it's like, yeah, something like an

923
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: iron deficiency. Are you you lacking a vitamin there, Martha Stewart,

924
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: Is that why you eat grass? No, I don't even

925
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: I don't like the dirt. I've actually even like wrenched

926
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 1: the grass before, like I'll take it in off it's

927
00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: like nice cross huh. Yeah, have you reduced it before? No,

928
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,240
Speaker 1: I mean I've done the wheat grass stuff. Yeah. Actually,

929
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: actually one time my U my girlfriend, she tasted grass

930
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: and I had to lie and tell her that I

931
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: just had like a wheat grass shot it. So it

932
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 1: was from the yard. So she tasted grass like when

933
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: you were kissing or something. Yeah. Oh huh, I'm okay.

934
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 1: Wet secret, Yeah, how much, it's a little it's a

935
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: little thing. I mean allergic to grass. So I couldn't

936
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: do it. But yeah, if you got high fever. Yeah,

937
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: I'm just allergic to everything outside pretty much, every tree,

938
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 1: everything to anything nature. Yeah. So no, so you don't

939
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: tell any Why don't you tell people that you eat grass?

940
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 1: Why are you keeping your dirty little secret? I mean

941
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,520
Speaker 1: I think you I think that's fine, you know, m

942
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: it's from the ground and it's weird. And yeah, I

943
00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:57,920
Speaker 1: don't know. I guess you're right, Like, I get it.

944
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: It's a cruel world we live in. Yeah, chewing on

945
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,200
Speaker 1: grass is like one thing. But like I really, I

946
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: don't know, I really like I tried to cook with

947
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:09,160
Speaker 1: it before. Oh really, Yeah, you know it was okay,

948
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: But what's the nicest thing you've made with grass? Yeah? No,

949
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,360
Speaker 1: I just like I like it. We're all just to taste.

950
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, I like it. Yeah, garnish saying Alex

951
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: is making a good point here. Alex says that you

952
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:23,839
Speaker 1: should use it as a garnish on your food. That way,

953
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:25,880
Speaker 1: you know, it'll spruce it up a little bit, and

954
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,480
Speaker 1: you can have a side of grass with the burger

955
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:30,680
Speaker 1: that you make or whatever. I've tried on burgers actually

956
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:34,040
Speaker 1: put it like on the burger, like lettuce. Okay, I mean,

957
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 1: lettuce isn't even that far removed from grass. So I

958
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 1: don't see the problem with it, especially if you want

959
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,439
Speaker 1: to my point, right, it's kind of the same. It's green,

960
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,520
Speaker 1: it grows from the ground. And but I don't want

961
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: people to just judge me for it, because probably it's

962
00:52:47,200 --> 00:52:49,840
Speaker 1: true people would judge you for that. I mean, you know,

963
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,839
Speaker 1: that's pretty harmless, and I don't think people should judge

964
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: you freed and grass. I think you should be free

965
00:52:54,360 --> 00:52:56,560
Speaker 1: to be like I'm a grass eater. I'm proud of it.

966
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,759
Speaker 1: But I get why you're keeping it a secret. I

967
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,160
Speaker 1: mean you should tell your girlfriend east, you know, because dude,

968
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,319
Speaker 1: think about that. Maybe she's supportive. And then you come

969
00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: home and all of a sudden you got a grass

970
00:53:04,600 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: cast role. Yeah, my friend loves that a gross Oh god,

971
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:11,200
Speaker 1: I think he wants to keep his girlfriend. Yeah, all right, well,

972
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,520
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Mart

973
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 1: Stewart Sure, all right, thank you guys. What's your dirty

974
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 1: little secret? The Jewels Show on Demand? Hello, Hello, my

975
00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: name is Gunta. Is time? Are you ready or what

976
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: for Beating ze Britt? Yeah? Yeah, yeah yeah? Are you ready?

977
00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,640
Speaker 1: It's time to beat z Britt, the only German American

978
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: British game show on the planet. For some reason, the

979
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: intern music sounds German and that's why we do that. Anyway, Gunta,

980
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: are you ready? I'm ready? We're time for Beat the

981
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: Britt and today English seven you're going to be playing.

982
00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 1: Um I forgot his name? Name is Ben? Ben you're

983
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: gonna be playing Ben, Ben, do you think that you

984
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 1: can beat English Evan in a game of Turrea? I

985
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 1: think I can? Yeah, Oh, but I mean if it's

986
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: everything else, I think I'll be fine. Okay, some confidence

987
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: from Ben. All right, we're gonna sing English Evan out

988
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:25,879
Speaker 1: of the studio. Get all he's leaving, Ben. The game

989
00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: is played like this. You have thirty seconds answer as

990
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 1: many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just

991
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,720
Speaker 1: say passed, and you have to beat English Evan outright

992
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 1: to win? Are you ready? And we'll find out later.

993
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: But he likes then he's gonna do the round after me. Yeah, yeah,

994
00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: oh okay, so okay, okay, cool. So you got the

995
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: first question right on how the game works. Here we go.

996
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:51,040
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. What movie is known for making

997
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,719
Speaker 1: up the word super color, fraugilistic, espilodoshes Mary Poppin? In

998
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,920
Speaker 1: terms of revenue and employees? What company has been named

999
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: the largest in the world for the seventh consecutive year

1000
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: in a row. Amazon Approprioception is better known as a

1001
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:08,240
Speaker 1: body sixth what o What aerospace company built up airplane

1002
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 1: that currently operates the longest flight in the world. What

1003
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:17,440
Speaker 1: TV show did Jojo Seawall become famous? Ona? In regards

1004
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:21,840
Speaker 1: to politics, what does GOP stand for? Grand Old Party?

1005
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:25,879
Speaker 1: What popular nineties block? And your time is up? Ben

1006
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: contid a great job asking the questions how'd you feel about?

1007
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,000
Speaker 1: How you did? I feel like an old man for

1008
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:37,960
Speaker 1: not knowing what. I don't blame you, It's okay, all right.

1009
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 1: This is the time on the show where I go

1010
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 1: into full game show host when Englishman is coming back

1011
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:45,359
Speaker 1: in the studio and I do the typical game show thing,

1012
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: where do you have something interesting about yourself? Ben? When

1013
00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 1: I was younger, I used to sing it a lot

1014
00:55:51,520 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 1: of hold on, hold on one second, hold on one second.

1015
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 1: I gotta do it like the game show thing. Ben,

1016
00:55:57,200 --> 00:56:00,359
Speaker 1: I hear, there's something that happened to you when you're younger,

1017
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: and do some stuff tell us about it. I used

1018
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:07,640
Speaker 1: to sing in an acapella group with my high school

1019
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: and we used to compete and we got on this

1020
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 1: show on NBC called The Sing Off. Oh my god,

1021
00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,839
Speaker 1: I don't think I remember that well. Actually, yeah, yeah.

1022
00:56:15,160 --> 00:56:16,480
Speaker 1: It was a lot of fun. It was a really

1023
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,680
Speaker 1: cool experience. Acapella groups always have great names like Rocapella

1024
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 1: and did leave bops or whatever? What was your acapella

1025
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,640
Speaker 1: group's name. We were called sold out s o U

1026
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 1: l apoxypyd Oh we are sold out and we got

1027
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:38,000
Speaker 1: so we got so? All right, Ben from sold Out,

1028
00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,200
Speaker 1: It's time for English. Haven't answered the questions? Haven't? Are

1029
00:56:40,239 --> 00:56:44,319
Speaker 1: you ready? I'm so ready? Here we go. Your time

1030
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: starts now. What movie is known for making up the

1031
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: word super colifridis espieladocious? Uh? Miss m? What is the

1032
00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:56,279
Speaker 1: name the umbrella lady missus? Oh my god? Doubt fires?

1033
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:58,520
Speaker 1: Oh my god. In terms of revenue employees, what company

1034
00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: has been in the largest in the world for the

1035
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,960
Speaker 1: seven the consecutive year in a row. Bowing appropriate reception

1036
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Speaker 1: is better known as a body sixth What since what

1037
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Speaker 1: aerospace company built the airplane that currently operates the longest

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Speaker 1: flight in the world bowing? What TV show did Jojo

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Speaker 1: Sba become famous on the stalls? In regards to politics,

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Speaker 1: what does goop stand for? Get out puss? And that's

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Speaker 1: definitely incorrect, but even your time is get person. Let's

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Speaker 1: send it to the scoreboard and see how you guys

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Speaker 1: did with just annoying Brad. I have seventeen first names.

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Speaker 1: My last name. Alright, that's enough, all right? So Ben,

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Speaker 1: you got too correct to regulations? So bad? It's not bad? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I got to you got you did get to? You

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Speaker 1: got too correct? Evan got one? I don't know which one.

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Speaker 1: Let's go over the answers. I suck all right? So

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Speaker 1: what movie is better known for making up the world? Supercoloor,

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Speaker 1: Fragile Espielodosius, Mary Poppin Tall Paint. It's like your aunt

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Speaker 1: so disappointed that what company has been named the largest

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Speaker 1: in the world for the seventh consecutive year in a row.

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Speaker 1: Is Walmart Wart? Yeah? Approprio exception is better known as

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Speaker 1: a body sixth What sixth sense? What is that? That's

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Speaker 1: the one you got? What was the word pro appropriate eception?

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Speaker 1: What is that? It's like spirit? Oh ah, okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't know what any of those words mean. What aerospace

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Speaker 1: company built the airplane that currently operates the longest flight

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Speaker 1: in the world Airbush. I definitely thought it was going

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Speaker 1: to be bubbing. What TV show did JoJo's Seawa become

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Speaker 1: famous on? And I feel like you guy should know

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Speaker 1: because she's been in the news lot cheaters lately, dance Moms. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and then integrads for politics. What does goop stand for?

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Speaker 1: Grand Old Party? Not get out Person? Okay, Grand Old

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Speaker 1: Party sounds equally as ridiculous. Well, congratulations Ben, you rate

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Speaker 1: the brand you did. Good job, band boy, and for

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Speaker 1: reading him and playing I will send you a Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show sticker. So hang on the line and I'll get

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Speaker 1: your info and you send us one of your sold

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Speaker 1: out acapella CD. They're out there all right. We played

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Speaker 1: Beat the brit every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time.

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Speaker 1: Call up if you think you can beat English Evan,

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Speaker 1: which you probably can, so call up so you can

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Speaker 1: beat the break. Yes, your phone ranks coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few minutes. It's The Jewel Show, The Jewel

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