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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's launched a special holiday service

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Speaker 1: called hag Hire a grnch. For ninety nine dollars, you

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Speaker 1: can pay a stranger to break into your house on

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Speaker 1: Christmas Eve and steal all of your family's toys and decorations.

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Speaker 2: That way, the next morning.

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Speaker 1: You can teach your kids the true meaning of Christmas,

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Speaker 1: just like in the Doctor Sue story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, to wait till they sing all together in a circle. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the same tree.

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Speaker 2: Definitely.

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Speaker 1: It's Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the glove, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser and those other Cindy lud glusnuffers

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Speaker 1: just dump.

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Speaker 2: This first laser story is out of China.

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Speaker 1: Twenty six year old Chun Wang was enjoying a lovely

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Speaker 1: dinner with a friend out at a popular hot pot restaurant.

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Speaker 3: Oh so yummy.

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Speaker 1: She was loving the food, so she did what anyone

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Speaker 1: in the world would do and posted a pic of

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Speaker 1: her meal online.

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Speaker 2: That's the rule.

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Speaker 3: Camera eats first.

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Speaker 1: Yes, well, she used the Chinese social media platform we chat. However,

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Speaker 1: the image accidentally included a QR code to order food

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Speaker 1: and drinks.

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Speaker 2: Directly to the table.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I was on the table. It was in her picture,

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Speaker 1: and social media definitely noticed, and the waiter started bringing.

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Speaker 2: More and more food to over the table.

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Speaker 1: After a lengthy argument with the staff, Sean realized her

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Speaker 1: mistake and frantically tried to delete the.

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Speaker 2: Image, but it was too late. Jo I post so

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Speaker 2: much food and I've never thought of this. I have

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Speaker 2: to be conscious of this now.

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Speaker 3: This is the only reason you would not want to

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Speaker 3: go viral. Yeah, this is terrible.

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Speaker 1: Soon eighteen hundred orders of duck happened. Two thousand, five

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Speaker 1: hundred and eighty rounds of squid followed that, along with

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Speaker 1: them nine nine hundred orders of shrimp pape.

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Speaker 3: Oh are the people who ordering and picking up the

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Speaker 3: tab social.

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Speaker 1: Media pranksters had racked up what would come to a

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Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollars bill.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. However, there is good news.

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Speaker 1: Since she and the waiter had realized what was happening

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Speaker 1: early on, the restaurant ignored any new orders pretty quickly.

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Speaker 3: Okay, good, I thought you were just to say there

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Speaker 3: is good news. She could take it all home and

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Speaker 3: leftover boxes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chuhn did have to pay an extra one hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 2: But that was, you know, fine compared to what could

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Speaker 2: have happened.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Seriously.

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Speaker 1: Afterwards, she called the evening a learning experience and urged

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Speaker 1: people to be more careful when sharing things online.

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Speaker 3: Oh well, that was It's very responsible.

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Speaker 2: She's like, by the way, can I take the rest

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Speaker 2: of this to go?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This next laser story is out of Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: Wayne Murray's life changed dramatically last year when he walked

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Speaker 1: into his neighborhood convenience store and bought a lottery ticket.

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Speaker 1: He was playing the Black Titanium game and scratched off

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Speaker 1: the top ten million dollar prize.

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Speaker 2: No matter what, Wow, it's gonna happen to me.

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Speaker 3: Guys, I think I would faint.

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Speaker 1: The clerk at the store who was friends with Wayne, says,

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Speaker 1: while it might have changed his bank account, it didn't

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Speaker 1: change who he was as a man.

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Speaker 3: That's always so nice to hear. He was still a.

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Speaker 1: Raging Wayne was a regular before the money and after too.

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Speaker 1: He could have moved out of the neighborhood after winning

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Speaker 1: the first time, but he stayed right there and continued

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Speaker 1: to buy one scratch ticket every single day. And well

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Speaker 1: did that decision pay off or what? Because just last

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Speaker 1: week Wayne won another ten million dollars grand prize.

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Speaker 2: Wayne, No, I didn't know another one was coming.

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Speaker 3: What do you have to do to get this type

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Speaker 3: of karma?

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Speaker 2: Really?

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Speaker 1: This time he was playing something called the two hundred

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Speaker 1: x scratch off game and it was also purchased at

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Speaker 1: that same store with the same clerks.

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Speaker 3: The numbers please tell me. At this point he gets

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Speaker 3: his mansion, well, like, do something for yourself, Wayne, No.

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Speaker 1: He says he's staying in the same house that he's

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Speaker 1: lived in for decades, and even if he happened to

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Speaker 1: win a third time, he still wouldn't move.

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Speaker 2: So if you love money so much and you have

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Speaker 2: nothing to.

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Speaker 3: Do with it, he doesn't love money. He loves winning.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know.

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Speaker 3: He loves his friend. He loves his clerk.

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Speaker 2: That makes sense. He says.

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Speaker 1: He's all about family and his home in his neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: As long as he can fit his fourteenth Porsche in

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Speaker 1: a nearby warehouse right next to his two helicopters, then

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Speaker 1: he's good.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't ask for much.

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Speaker 3: What a humble man.

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Speaker 2: We didn't mention he owns the whole neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, this next Lazer story is out of Food News. Yes,

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Speaker 1: recently we talked about Brooks biggest food regret of the year,

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Speaker 1: so she missed it. When Subway did a promotion offering

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Speaker 1: football chocolate chip.

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Speaker 3: Cookies, I lost so much sleep over this.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: According to reports, the promotion went so well and had

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Speaker 1: so many people asking if they could purchase them, Subways

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Speaker 1: decided to expand their foot long treat menu. Oh real,

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Speaker 1: so Subway just they're going to be promoting the nationwide

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Speaker 1: release of a foot long Cinnabon Churo.

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Speaker 3: Why Josh, what did you just put together?

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Speaker 2: I'm a diabetic and I will if you.

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Speaker 1: Missed it from all the drool coming out Cinnabon and

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Speaker 1: churo a foot long version of.

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Speaker 3: That and then have you dip it an icy.

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Speaker 1: Next year they'll be adding a foot long Anti Ann's pretzel.

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Speaker 2: Haste are shifting right healthy fresh now. They're like cookies

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Speaker 2: and pretzels for everyone. Give the people what they want.

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Speaker 2: Here's the photos of them.

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Speaker 1: Customers can get their foot long fix at two dollars

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Speaker 1: for the Cinnabon Schuro and three bucks for the Antians pretzel,

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Speaker 1: and as we previously mentioned, the foot long chocolate.

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Speaker 2: You cookies go for five bucks apiece.

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Speaker 3: I'm ridiculously excited about this.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have the photos on the Insta stories and

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Speaker 1: maybe I'm thinking for next summer's big challenge.

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Speaker 2: Brook takes three foot longs at once.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take it. Let's go to me.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next headline out of the look

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Speaker 1: back of yesteryear. We're nostalgic about all sorts of stuff

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Speaker 1: from movies and TV shows. But how simple life was

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Speaker 1: before the internet. But what's something you think will be

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Speaker 1: nostalgic about twenty years from now, in twenty forty three?

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting? Do you have a list or you want

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Speaker 3: to start name and stuff?

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Speaker 1: I have a list because the Republication pulled thousands of

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Speaker 1: Americans on this, and the top answer was smartphones.

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Speaker 3: Damn Daniel, because it'll just be implanted in our brain

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Speaker 3: by then.

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Speaker 1: Think will really miss them and they won't be around

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Speaker 1: that they have, like implants or some other form of technology.

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Speaker 2: That we don't hold.

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Speaker 3: You actually don't take pictures anymore. You just take memories.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: Next we predict that we'll be nostalgic about in two decades.

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Speaker 1: Trending music on TikTok yeah, I get three percent believe

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Speaker 1: it'll be a thing of the past, and that includes

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Speaker 1: songs that are used and reused over and over in

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Speaker 1: videos like the infamous oh No.

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Speaker 3: Song Let's be telling her children about it.

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Speaker 1: You know, I remember back in the day the third

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Speaker 1: and fourth thing we'll miss our bootcut jeans and working

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Speaker 1: from home.

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Speaker 3: Okay, bootcut jeans just got back here, Okay, And by

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Speaker 3: that time we may circle back around to the luck

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Speaker 3: getting people back to the office.

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Speaker 1: But maybe the most troubling item for our show is

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Speaker 1: number five on the list of things that we're gonna

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Speaker 1: miss crop tops.

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Speaker 3: I mean, Maggie is already kind of.

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Speaker 2: Weird.

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Speaker 1: Twenty two percent of people say they're going to miss

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Speaker 1: those crop tops terribly.

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Speaker 3: Can't wait for t shirts down to my knees.

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Speaker 2: Let's go the other way a little.

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Speaker 1: This guy be nostalgic for he thinks it's gonna be

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Speaker 1: foot locker, his favorite spot for an afternoon snack, A

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Speaker 1: whole meal, it depends. That's how means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 1: same time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning