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Speaker 1: another Jubila on the twenties, Tony, I'm moving. Hello. This

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Speaker 1: is Teresa. Hey, this is Buttons. I'm sorry. Who is

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Speaker 1: this Buttons? You know the clown you hired for your

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Speaker 1: company holiday party. Oh. I wasn't expecting your call. How

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Speaker 1: are you? I didn't think you would be expecting it.

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Speaker 1: Most people don't expect much from me these days. Uh, okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Uh? Just calling? They get

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Speaker 1: some of the details on the party. Well, the party

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Speaker 1: doesn't start until six thirty, but we'd love it if

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Speaker 1: you could get there a bit early just to set

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Speaker 1: up whatever you need. You know, Uh, you can change

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Speaker 1: to your makeup, anything like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yepp.

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Speaker 1: You guys gonna have candy. I mean there's going to

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Speaker 1: be some light or dirves. Yeah, I mean candy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I need candy. That's why I'm wondering if you guys

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Speaker 1: are gonna have candy there. I need to bring my own.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure. I'm sure we can take care

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Speaker 1: of that. Awesome. This sounds like it might be a

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Speaker 1: better party than I thought. I remember this company party

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Speaker 1: I had back in the eighties. It was a while.

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Speaker 1: There was candy everywhere. Man. Ok yeah, the song let

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Speaker 1: It Snow played and they literally just like dropped it

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Speaker 1: from the ceiling almost, I mean, just doing rails. Ah,

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Speaker 1: those are the good old days, you know. I can't

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Speaker 1: say if we'll do that, but I can definitely pick

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Speaker 1: up a bag of eminem Why would you get m andem's.

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Speaker 1: You just said you like candy, and M and M's

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Speaker 1: are a popular candy, so it wouldn't that be all right?

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Speaker 1: Oh God, it's one of those parties, isn't it. You

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Speaker 1: don't even know what I'm talking about. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: really don't. I'm talking about a different kind of candy.

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Speaker 1: Definitely not snickers, no, unless that's a new slang term

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Speaker 1: for it. I'm talking about the kind of candy that

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Speaker 1: gives you the sniffles. Yeah, maybe allergic to it, you know, buttons.

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Speaker 1: It's not that kind of party, and that kind of

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Speaker 1: behavior isn't really welcome on our office campus. Okay, fine,

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Speaker 1: I'll do it off campus then, and no, that's not

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Speaker 1: that's not what I was saying. I need to make

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Speaker 1: sure that this is clear. You can't do a cocaine

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Speaker 1: at all before the party. I mean, I agree, the

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Speaker 1: party or after the party, if you're thinking about it.

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Speaker 1: I've never really done cocaine, because cocaine really does you

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Speaker 1: you know, I wouldn't know, but I miss the eighties.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm not so sure I want you working

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Speaker 1: my party at all. You do not seem like an

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Speaker 1: appropriate choice. Look, let's just get back to the party. Okay. Uh,

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Speaker 1: card tricks, squirting flower whatever, I got all that. Whatever,

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Speaker 1: it's fine. Just do normal clown things. Do balloon animals too,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of my trademark. Sounds great, Just do it.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. Mine are a little different because they all

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Speaker 1: have Oh my god, I anatomically correct, all of them. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: you cannot come here and do that. You know what.

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Speaker 1: Hiring you as a mistake. You know it was a

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Speaker 1: mistake me starting to tie those balluon animals like that.

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Speaker 1: That's my claim to fame right there. You know how

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Speaker 1: embarrassing that is. You know, I don't care how embarrassing

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Speaker 1: it is. I just go to a party. People ask

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Speaker 1: you about what you do, and you're like, I'm a

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Speaker 1: clown named Buttons, and I blow into drafts private parts

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Speaker 1: for a living. It's not as glamorous as you think.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't I can't even handle you.

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Speaker 1: Just lose my info. Do not show up. I do

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Speaker 1: not want to see you there. Look, you don't even

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Speaker 1: have to pay me in cash, and can pay me

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Speaker 1: an adderall. I'll be more than happy to do it,

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Speaker 1: just for like, no, no, no, I'm not paying you

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Speaker 1: in anything. Two pills. Two pills, that's all I need.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you got like, I'm not even talking to

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Speaker 1: you about illegal drugs. Lose my info, do not show up.

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Speaker 1: You understand, all right. I'll just tell you it's a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call then, and maybe we just put this

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Speaker 1: whole thing behind us, kind of like how I my

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Speaker 1: mom did me when she split. Wait no, what, Oh

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call. Goodness, This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Your friend William set you up. He

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Speaker 1: told me. He told me you were planning your office

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Speaker 1: work party and hired a clown. And you want to

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Speaker 1: be a mess with you I had to cancel the

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Speaker 1: whole party. Oh my god. You might want to think

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Speaker 1: about getting some candy at the party though, Okay, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a bunch of cocaine for everyone. How

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Speaker 1: we're talking week up every morning with jewil phone taps.

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Speaker 1: Weas on the twenty five